oh I literally just came back on
there's a mark
Ms 169 traffic
St
John Mary zebra 2855 John Mary zebra
2855 signature Square down the
road I'll take it's 10 hello hi officer
Harvey with MD I was trying to find my
friend um you're trying to find your
friend friend yeah here's my license
okay um my
registration so you know why I'm
stopping you uh no okay cuz you stayed
at a you stayed at a green light for
quite a while sorry and uh and then also
I was driving behind you and your
license plate light was out but then you
hit a bump and it came back on S and
then just coming up here you went out of
your lane to the right so I just want to
make sure you're okay should be
all right I'm going to set these up here
oh here's my registration right this one
looks expired um I don't need your
registration that's okay I just
insurance card will do and this one
expired just at the beginning of last
month which is not a huge deal so we're
just going to leave that right up here
where you coming from uh no I'm coming
from Thursday I'm going to my friend's
house okay where do they live at uh just
off of Eastern Road off of Eastern yeah
oh like wait way out there
yeah okay all right how much have you
had to drink
tonight uh just one drink just one drink
okay when was that uh probably like an
hour ago okay here's that okay yeah I
don't I I told you I didn't need your
registration or or any of this me so so
one drink about an hour ago one drink an
hour ago yes okay all right I know it's
going to seem like a silly question but
do you know your alphabet uh ABC D hold
on hold on I just asked if you know it
yeah I okay can you can you recite it
from E to T for me please
uh e f g h k
l h l okay and uh can you count
backwards from 63 to 49 for me please 64
65
6 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76
77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 8 do me a favor
I'll be right back with you okay hang
tight thank
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you hammered she's hammered I asked her
her alphabet and she immediately start
saying I'm like no from E to T she goes
e She Goes EFG and goes all the way up
to W I start to count backwards from 63
to 49 for me she goes 63 64 65 66 67 68
I can smell the alcohol from the back of
the car
so if you need to go get your yeah and
then Andrew's right here or somebody I
just want to make sure I was right here
appreciate it man thanks so no problem
just wait he's going to he's going to
leave if you want to pull
up she's ripped really yeah she sat at
the green light 1871 and like four
different five cars passed her nice so
and she I was waiting for her to to go
and to go and to go and to go she
wouldn't go so finally I pulled out to
make the loop cuz I was I just pulled
into like Wendy's to turn around
and um I pulled around to make the loop
and then she started going like [ __ ] so
I pulled in True North came back out go
by her she didn't have a plate light she
hit a bump and then it came back on I'm
like yeah well then she goes here goes
right goes takes Mark you know marked
Lanes I could smell it from like right
behind the car that's I was before I
when I called for a 10 I wasn't even up
I didn't contact her yet yet um I asked
her for her I asked her to do her
alphabet and she immediately starts
doing the alphabet and I said no from E
to
I know you don't need know all this but
it's just this is how like she goes from
E to like w and I asked her to count
backwards from 63 to 49 she goes 63 and
starts counting up all the way to 80 oh
jeez so yeah so I'm going to obviously
pull her
out and we'll go from
there
all right M um I'm going have you step
out to do few field soet test that way
we can get you on into your friend's
house okay appreciate
you okay just step back to the front of
my car for me all
right you want like n yeah just right
there like right by the yep that's fine
that's that's fine right there okay do
you anything run with your eyes no you
other than glasses you just glasses just
just relax put your hands down by your
side for me I'll tell you everything
that you need to do for me okay all
right in fact just for this part right
now we're going to move off the road
just a little bit further just right
over here that way all right perfect do
you mind just taking your glasses off
for me uh perfect you want to hold on
put them in your hoodie pocket you
you'll be able to see what I need you to
see for for this part of it okay should
I just look at nope just stand with your
feet together and your hands down by
your sides for me okay what I'm going to
do is an eye test okay I'm going to pass
can my partner go turn your fourways off
uh if they yeah they'll they be up cuz I
don't want you being distracted by it is
that okay if he turns them off real
quick all right yeah uh my friend that
was in my car though has an open drink
yeah I saw that back there unfortunately
yeah yeah so that could get me in
trouble but yeah it could well we we'll
we'll take it one step at a time okay
yeah all right there we go that way
you're not being distracted by that
light okay so what I'm going to do is an
eye test okay I'm going to pass my pen
back and forth in front of your face I
want you to follow tip of my pen where
my fingers at okay with your eyes your
eyes only and don't move your head okay
keep following it until I tell you to
stop do you understand yeah okay all
right you see it up there all right just
keep following until I tell you to
stop okay now I'm going to go up up just
follow it up
okay look straight at me there you go
look at my finger and just follow it up
okay okay do you have anything wrong
with your feet knees ankles back
anything like that uh I have shaky
ankles shaky ankles uh basketball okay
so it's not it's not technical ter not
technical but okay just for basketball
okay so so I'm going to park in the
parking lot for my friend to come Pi
okay does it does it keep you from
walking like a normal person uh I don't
think so no okay all right do me a favor
and just take uh yep just come stand
right yeah we're we're hold on we're
going to
come yeah we'll come back up here for
for right now okay just go aad and stand
on this line for me and face your car
okay just I'm going to give you here
instructions I don't want you to start
them until I tell you to you understand
yes all right what I'm going to have you
do when I tell you to is for right now
what I want you to do is I want you to
place your left foot on that line for me
okay there you go now place your your
left foot yep there you go yep yep yep
and then place your right foot ahead of
your left foot heel the toe for me okay
okay all right hold that position keep
your hands down by your sides I'm going
to give you another series of
instructions don't start until I tell
you to do you
understand I'm going to give you another
serious instructions don't start until I
tell you okay okay well I can't see you
because I'm looking down here okay so
what I'm going to have you do when I
tell you to is you're going to take nine
Heel To Toe steps down that down that
line turn around using a series of small
steps and then nine steps back it's
going to look like this one two 3 four 5
6 seven eight nine nine total steps okay
so I only took three you're going to
take nine okay so I keep you you take
nine steps yep I only took three cuz I'm
going to go on the roadway and I don't
want to do that okay but without stop
and keep that front foot planted turn
just like I did here with short choppy
steps and then 9 steps back then turn
around yep and turn around like I showed
you nine steps down nine steps back hold
on while you're doing this keep looking
down at your feet keep your hands down
by your sides I look at my feet yeah
while you're walking you're going to
look down at your feet this is not what
like your friends prepare you for for
like the drunk test no no not at all
keep your hold on don't start until I
tell you to okay so you're going to keep
your hands down by your sides you're
going to keep looking at your feet
you're going to count your steps out
loud and don't stop the test until you
finish do you understand okay give me
one
second got it
all right go ahead and
begin 1 2 3 4 5 six seven I'll fine fine
not turn like I showed you the nine
steps
back one two all fine three not to off
fine four five offline
seven
offline okay and then this one we can
come back just right here for us this
way I just we want I want to use the
line to give trying to turn into a
paring lot so I got you go ahead and
stand right here for me all right
Insurance turn and face me again last
test all right want to have you do when
I tell you to don't start until I tell
you to you're going to take either foot
your left or your right up off the
ground about 6 in okay you're going to
look down at that raised foot and you're
going to count Out Loud by 1000s 1,001
1,002 1003 and so on until I tell you to
stop okay I'm going to demonstrate it
for you so you know exactly what to do
all right so you're going to pick either
foot it doesn't matter you're going to
pick it up off the ground look down at
that raised foot count Out Loud by 1000
101 100002 1003 1004 1005 and so on
until I tell you to stop keep both hands
down by your sides keep looking at that
raised foot and both your legs need to
be completely straight do you understand
all that yeah okay give me one second
I'll tell you when to
begin get all right you can go ahead and
begin whenever you're ready 1001 1002
1003 drop drop pick it up and continue
from If drop it just pick it up from
where you left off
at 1001 1002 1003 1004 1005
1006 1007 1008 1009 110 1001
112 okay you can go ahead and stop all
right all right so how much did you say
you had to drink tonight uh a little bit
I was just trying to get into the next
par L drink and pick me up sure what's a
little bit to you it might be different
for me probably three drinks three
drinks okay when did you start drinking
uh 11:30 11:30 do you know what time it
is right now no you take a guess uh
probably 2 2 okay do me a favor and go
and turn around for me place your hands
behind your back right hands together
like your praying there you go all right
right now you're being plac under us for
operating a vehicle and pairs you have
the right to remain silent anything you
say can will will be used against you in
court you the right to an attorney if
you can on the foreign attorney want to
be provided to represent you without
cost you
understand yes
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okay hold on one second I want to no
you're okay you're all right I just want
to make sure they don't cinch up on you
when you sit down in the back of our car
so we have it's not the registered owner
but she doesn't have any priers no
it's um so here's the deal okay we have
a couple options for your car all right
uh couple options are is one we can uh
Pull It in the parking lot up here and
secure it on in the parking lot that way
we don't have to tow it or we can have
it towed uh
please pull please pull it over okay all
right so here's what I want to tell you
okay this is obviously the situation
that we're in is serious okay but as
long as you don't yeah my friend they
brought I had an opena container okay
okay well that's not the only reason
okay so that's not the only reason that
we're in this situation all right but
what I will say too is as long as long
as you as long as you don't go all crazy
on us and start fighting us I didn't
think you would but I like to say this
to people okay so as long as you don't
go all crazy and fight us and as long as
we can give you to someone who is sober
tonight some you have someone sober that
can come pick you up then you're not
going to go to jail leis okay is on my
phone we will grab your phone and your
and is there a person there you might
want out of there there's a phone in a
wallet it's like a square thing um okay
so we'll do that all right we'll grab
those out of there for you so as long as
you have someone that's sober that can
come get you you're how old are you I'm
22 okay we don't need to call your mom
you're 18 years old unless your mom is
going to come pick you up we don't need
to call her okay cuz that's the thing is
like I have to be able to give you to
someone who's sober can can you let me
talk can you talk to me can you let me
talk first okay let me talk as long as
we have someone sober that we can give
you to you're not going to go to jail
okay no my mom's just my mom La I get it
my mom my mom wouldn't come pick me up
so scared I'm going to have you have a
seat in the back of my car right now
okay do you have anything uh no I don't
have I might have a puffer if I could
hit it that'd be cool unfortunately
unfortunately not here want to come back
over here for
me um oh careful Oh no I got
it oh all right just have a seat there
and he with these cool little do you
want me to just sit straight in like
normal it's a nope it's a reverse seat
belt I was going to say it's kind of a
cool little thing this way I don't have
to reach all the way across you can grab
my I I you guys can keep my phone but if
I can have my phone so I can my we're
going to grab your phone so you'll be
able to do that and then we'll also uh
and we'll is there a purse in there that
you might want to eat out of there um
just my phone my friend had the open
container and she went home with
somebody else and um all right well
we'll look we'll look for that anything
that we think you might need we'll just
we'll just grab out for you okay um Can
this one you just L like just this side
which one this side well this this this
is a very vague the one I'm shaking what
side is that uh the what what what what
hand is that right side yeah I was just
making
sure all right there you go oh yeah
there you go yeah sometimes when you sit
down sometimes when you sit down they
get a little uncomfortable all right
hang tight for me real quick and we'll
be right back
okay
all right all right all right I
am the next variety test you got to try
to unbuckle it no I was going to but I
was a little bit nervous hang
tight there we
go where's your buddy sorry he's inside
he's grabbing some paperwork for us no I
was needing him you weren't mean to him
you're all right mean to him excuse me
real
quick how many times do well this way
people can't run on it right all right
we're going to walk over to that green
bench don't sit down just yet I'll take
those cuffs off you okay oh don't sit
down yeah don't just yet just yet
because we'll we'll take These Cuffs off
and then you can sit
down unless you want to keep them on I
mean I know they're pretty I know
they're pretty but they're tight let me
take if you let me take them off they're
not going to hurt as much okay they just
are tight yeah that one kind of you set
back on it doesn't that doesn't help
they're unfortunately not made for
Comfort these ones don't have these
don't have that comfortable fur or
anything on them so all right goad and
have just have a seat for me okay do you
want me to like step in front of it yeah
that's fine yep sit
down we'll be here a minute so you can
get comfortable oh oh you know what I
forgot my no not that long
all right all right all right all
right thank you guys oh yeah I shouldn't
have waited my friend either should have
just should have stayed where I lose
should have got an Uber we an Uber M
should just not went down the road got
it shouldn't have stayed never again
will I ever well I hope so that's that's
that's the the hope with all this are
you going to call my mommy that's the
hope with all this is that you don't
call my mommy you call my mommy at least
you're not calling for your mom no I
don't want my mom my mom's a [ __ ] those
those 27y old people who are like my mom
is
terrifying she's I'd rather s in jail my
mom
here that is a lot of legal terms I know
for if I blow over right now which I
will
are you going to take my license away
it's for it's a 90day
suspension if you refuse to take the
breath test it's an it's an entire year
I'm not going to do that
but so it's 90 days if I blow over
correct you'll be a you'll be able to
apply for driving privileges at your
initial
appearance and my mom won't have to know
it'll go to me mhm do you live with your
mom yes well then I would just be like
Johnny on the spot with getting in your
mail I can't to
work but would it be directed to me like
face gr it would it be directed to
Catherine H it'll be to you yep all
right okay we good any
questions all right Faith you want to
come over here for me I'll explain this
to
you have you stand right there for me
okay you want me to line so let me
explain this to you okay yeah so let's
see if I can open this I think I can
figure it out you just blw into the
thing yep yeah I just want to explain
Cas so you're aware okay okay so what
you'll do um when I tell you to is
you'll take a very very deep breath okay
you'll seal seal your lips around that
little nozzle and then exhale all of
that air okay it's going to be a long
very long steady breath just wait not
tight when I wait till I tell you to
okay sor no it's it's okay just the
machine's got to do a few things here
okay so um the big thing is like I said
make sure it's a deep breath and then
all let all that air out don't stop
blowing cuz then I'll screw up the
machine and you don't want to go through
any of that okay no I
don't so right now what it's doing is
it's getting rid of all of the air in
the machine so the only air that's going
to be in the machine is going to be from
you hold on one second okay got to do a
few
things and after this I can hit my
Puffer
suck my partner ah just a puff it's not
even weed nothing it's just nicotine
let's get this done first okay fine we
can't let you put anything in your mouth
until you do this so I
know all right so do you want to take a
breath
test remember deep breath and then seal
your lips and blow
okay
keep going keep going blow blow out blow
out blow out stop and take a deep breath
in take a deep breath
in so your lips stay in hard set your
breath
out you're not blowing out at all so
there's going to be there's going to be
a steady test there's going to be a
steady tone when you go to
blow take a deep breath in and then blow
down the nozzle you're
not there you go go just like that Noe
keep going just like that
keep BL keep BL keep BL keep BL keep BL
like that just going to feel like you
got nothing left you just got to keep
pushing out keep going keep going keep
going keep going keep going let's see if
it took it it may or may not have taken
it I think it did
okay you go sit
down give us one
second taking long
oh I'm just
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wondering the last one so TI than
that the last one that I saw on
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there beautiful okay legal limit Ohio
what is it huh do you know what the
legal limit is 08 okay you tested a.
232 that's almost 3 times the legal
limit right yeah um your copy of the
thing that says High you blue right
there little souvenir for you uh ticket
for the open
container ticket for your Citation Court
dates up here at the top here all the
way through left
top I put it in my calendar you can you
can put it in your calendar when you get
your car this is a copy of that form
that I had you signed okay so what I'm
going to do is so we don't lose stuff
because drunk people have a habit of
losing things when I get this uh not on
this date but if you choose to uh
exercise your rights and uh contest the
contest that the charges then yes I will
be there every single time if I be like
he was nice sweet I'll do the same thing
in my report you take these okay and
we'll walk out we're going to see your
dad hang on no hugs come on come on no
come on come on let's
go no no no come on come on I can put
you back in cuffs it makes it feel
better oh my God don't tease okay I'm
not teasing I'm being
serious thank you actually you could
have been it could have been a lot
harder thank you actually could have
been a lot harder but was
go all right you can hop in I'm going to
go talk to your dad grab his information
real quick and we're going to get out of
here cuz we got another one coming in no
I told you no hugs come on I'm serious
go shake hands yes I will do okay good
luck okay thank you
y you're responsible for here's Keys uh
do you have a driver's LIC on you real
quick I don't you don't it's okay I'll
take
my social yeah no you're fine you're
fine got picture oh jeez I'm dropping
stuff no you're
fine uh you're all set yep take
care that's hers that's hers yeah it's
not impounded or anything like that but
I'm just just your in the I just hand it
to you cuz that you're responsible for
her and all that kind of stuff so so all
right appreciate you take care
yep
all right on the
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