[music] Yeah. Come on, sing it. [music] [music] Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? [music] Another Shane Dumb criminal. not acting right. What's that feeling floating in the air? Sergeant Sparky READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU better [music] cry baby and cry baby. A cry baby tonight. You [music] better cry baby. I cry baby. [music] cried baby tonight. >> Unfortunately, [laughter] it was a lot of fun though. We had a good time. Had uh had a nice meal. Had uh uh had a few drinks and then a few more drinks. Few more drinks. Um caught some live music. um handed the uh handed the casino much more money than I had planned to, but you know, you'll have that. [laughter] Uh what else did we do? Oh, well, that's that's for entirely different conversation. But yeah, we we had fun. It was a good weekend. Uh well, most of the weekend was good. Some of it was laying on the couch going. But, you know, it is what it is. We got a few people filling in. Hopefully that buffering is not going to be too uh too excessive. Just kind of how it kind of how it works, I guess. I don't know. It's a West by God, Virginia internet. [laughter] Sadly, this is the best I have available. So, we got some videos. Whole bunch of videos. Um, I didn't even see how I didn't even see how long we're going to be on tonight. I'm going to try to get to all the videos. We We'll see. We'll see what we can do. See if that works. That does work. It's probably my fault. Most shit's my fault. What are you going to do? Uh, Tammy is here. Welcome. See a lot of familiar faces. Spider-Man, good to see you, brother. We have some uh potential wives for you. Chains Dating Central. [laughter] I thought there was going to be a little more to it than that. I don't know if I can do no double time. I got to get up in the morning and make a new video to entertain you guys tomorrow. Come on. I can't be everywhere at once. I'm not omnipresent. Moth man internet service. I like it. I'm going to go ahead and start a video. I think I don't even remember which ones I picked. We'll um we'll start one and see where it goes to. >> Responded to a disturbance at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport. I'll see if I can't work on that connection thing, but I'm doubting it. >> Hi, Miss. How are you? How are you? >> What's going on? >> I was literally randomly just beat over the head. >> Are you okay? >> No. While that man in the cargo pants there >> I literally my head >> I don't know if I can change this midstream, but I'm going to ask you. We're going to check on it. >> You need like an ice pack or something. My head is throbbing. >> Okay. Yelling at me is not helping. >> I'm just like shocked. Like what the hell? >> I'm just so shocked. >> You want to lean up against my car? >> Bravo 60. Can you have rescue respondent? >> I don't know if that can change midstream, but >> we're going to try it. >> I can't click on that. >> I was back there in the back. >> Okay. And she started with perfume. She had two bottles of perfume and I had to put on >> Mandy for 10 lbs. >> Happy taser Tuesday. >> And I told her >> loving the videos recently. Thank you, Mandy. >> You went in close environment. Don't do that. >> Thank you so much for the super chat. >> So the guy behind >> What the heck? I was putting on motion. >> Amara I was like I was literally assaulted by two men by no reason. Putting on lotion is not a crime. Hitting me over the head and throwing a rock at me at the >> Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's my internet connection because everything else is running slow as [ __ ] >> What the >> I can't see the chat right now. So, don't say anything important. >> You can't put on you. >> Let me talk to you. >> You can't put on lotion. >> What the >> You can't put on body glitter. >> I'm not even going to talk over you. I'm sorry. I >> don't even have to talk to you anymore. >> Can I just put on lotion? Like what the hell? >> I wonder if there's some stuff I can shut down. I got everything shut down. >> That's why nobody said anything when I was putting on lip gloss. Like what the I was putting on lip gloss. It's a body. >> Okay, >> let's see if I can fix that. >> Still can't see the chat, guys. >> Amazing. I don't even know, man. He just threw a rock at me. I was literally head over theing head. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Like, what the hell? I can't stop. Smell like poverty, depression, >> okay, that >> what am I looking for? >> And then you got your view stats on your life. Y I promise you I don't walk. >> Oh my god. >> I need to go back. >> Do me a favor, sir. Can you just check on her? She's alleging that she got hit on the head according to her. >> Right. That's what I was going to come see. Everybody over there is fine. There's no burn. >> Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Just so I don't think she's in uh bleeding or >> you can't see the chat, guys. I was just hit over the head. >> Check you out. Okay. >> Like he just like hit me so hard over my head. >> Like both times like >> you need three or >> I'm tech supporting this right now. [laughter] >> I was putting on body like >> he hit me with an object. >> He like hit me with his fist >> and then the other one threw a rock at me. This lady here with that d black black bag was encouraging the entire thing. >> All right, >> this was it on the bus. >> Let me know if that fixed. >> I was just saying minding my business. >> I was literally like you can see the lotion on me. I was just putting on lotion >> and like I sprayed him because to stop him from hitting me. >> Do you have any? >> Yes, he hit me on top of my head. My head is throbbing. Okay, take off the >> Oh my god, >> we can walk on the other side, man. Right here. Just give him a minute. We We're still trying to figure out what happened. Okay. >> Son of a dick. It's doing it again. >> How do I have to get this? >> Yeah, but we have to get everyone's side of the story, man. We cannot just go base on one side of the story. We have to investigate. >> He was literally just asking me for mouthwash and bubble gum. What the hell? I mean, I don't carry around mouthwash. I already have mouthwash. I He was just asking me for a mouthwash. Okay. >> What the >> Is this what y'all do down here? Just randomly assault women for no reason. Calm down. >> What the calm down? Okay. >> Yeah. >> No. What did I do? >> Miss Bostner. No, it's not me. It's him. Yes. >> Are you serious? >> Where they going? >> Are you serious? >> I don't know. >> Has the buffering got any >> Are you serious? >> Easier. >> By any chance anything >> I'll give it a minute for somebody to respond because >> [laughter] >> That's what's going to happen. Okay. No, I don't. >> Are you serious? I don't. >> We got What did I do? >> I don't know what I did. >> Does anyone want to answer the question? Pretty please. You know what? >> I can't hang out with y'all if I'm busy trying to fix this. >> Okay, that's what I needed to know. >> Thank you. >> My apologies. I have one more question for you. >> Okay. You >> went up and defended yourself. Correct. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> That was the other guy. >> Which >> That's right. The guy in the round 11. >> Did you see what happened with the hands on situation? >> Before the mace >> and the mace was sprayed outside >> and now my OBS is totally disconnected. >> Okay. I was a little confused when you said outside and the other guy. >> I do not like what is going on here. RC about five to six black out of the bathroom, but they were all laughing and joking around. They might have been just >> I appreciate you. Give us a call if you need anything. >> All right, guys. >> According to arrest reports, the 26-year-old was charged with two counts of battery and one count of battery upon a law enforcement officer. She was also held on an outofcount misdemeanor hold related to a failure to appear in a prior pettit theft case. >> Well, all right. I hope that video was interesting because I didn't see any of it. Now I can't figure out how to change it. There we go. >> I have it because I'd like to hang it because he's going to lose his job. >> You want to be a prick the whole time? Pay the price now. What is that? AND YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW. YOU JUST THREATENED ME WITH >> An officer pulls over a man driving a black Subaru for having an illegal window tint and a license plate cover. When a backup officer arrives to remove his license plate, he makes the worst decision. >> Hey, how are you? >> Hi. >> Police, please. >> There you go. >> Thank you. Is this a registration? These is this where your license plate is? >> Yes. >> Okay. That's why I'm stopping you cuz you can't read your license plate. You know you can't have those plate covers on there, right? >> Okay. I'll take care of that. >> Okay. All right. And same with your window tin. Your window tin is very dark. I can't I couldn't even see you going when you pass me. >> Are those DMV issued license plates? >> That's correct. Officer, >> you sure? >> I'm sorry. >> Cuz they're they're black license plates. New Jersey tags are yellow. >> I know. I know. Yeah. I'll take them off. You can look at them. They're stamped New Jersey. >> Okay. Um, can you meet can you meet me on my car stop real quick? >> Well, this guy's going to he's already giving me >> I'm thinking it's a YouTube problem because everything on my hand is looking fine. >> Plate cover on the back of his car. You can't even read the plate and the tag looks like it's like a fictitious tag. It's like a black like license. >> We're just going to have to talk to him. He's like, "Oh, no. It's an issue New Jersey plate this and that." I'm like, "Well, New Jersey tags aren't black. They're yellow." So, he's got 63 points on his license. >> Jesus. >> Suspended? >> No, it's not. It's not showing suspended. >> How do you get 63 points on a license? >> Does he have a front plate? >> West Virginia, you get 12 points. You have no more license. >> What? You can't even read it. >> No front plate, tint of windows. >> He's getting He's getting nasty. >> Jeff Coffman finally made it. You didn't miss much. A lot of buffering. >> I've done nothing wrong, F. You're the one that's done it all. Stop. I don't think Jeff gift announced. Five memberships. >> Thank you so much, Jeff. >> Don't worry ABOUT DOING THIS THEN STUPID. >> New members be sure and thank Jeff for that. >> I'm sorry. Please. Please. When we change the constitution, you want me to fall, buddy. If you can't get out of the car, you're not going to change THE CONSTITUTION. >> I KNOW. AND NEITHER ARE YOU, DUMMY. SO, THE FIRST AMENDMENT, I CAN SAY WHATEVER the I want. >> I didn't tell you to shut up. I told you to get out of the car. YOU'RE SO CUTE. SO YOU GUYS ARE NASTY. You guys >> I just walked over here. I've been in the car. >> You said to me was nasty. You expect better treatment than this? You expect us to give you a break? What kind of land do you live in? >> It's called America. >> Welcome to Welcome to the rules, pal. >> There is no rules here. >> You stand over here, man. Or I can put in the back of my car. I can take you up to the diner. You guys can sit up there. that poor old woman. >> Well, believe it. >> They're fictitious tags. >> I'm sorry. >> Only she didn't have a super cool guy as a son. >> This is the same number as what the tags are. >> No, it's not. >> It doesn't matter if it's the same number. >> Not legal. >> Yes, it is. No, it isn't. >> Yes, it is. Get over here out of the roadway. >> I could write the same number with a crayon on a poster board. That doesn't make it a license plate. >> Busy highway here. >> You get a ride or what? >> We've got watermelon in the car. You can take it with you. Hey, whatever personal items you have in the car, just take them out. Whatever you guys want to take with you. I'm going to finish issuing right here. >> The man asked if he to o said yes. >> He had removed it. The man replied, >> "Broken tow truck. >> There's stuff all over there." When asked what it was, he said, "You won't know until you get sick." >> Hold on. YOU SAID FLY ASH. >> WHAT IS IT? >> FLY ASH. >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK NOW. >> How about you tell him what the hell fly ash is >> BEHIND YOUR BACK? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT fly ash is. >> I don't even know fly smoke. The whole time now >> FLY ASHING POISON ME. WHAT THE IS THAT? >> WHAT THE IS THAT? >> TELL ME WHAT THE IT IS SO I CAN WASH OFF MY >> ALL RIGHT, RELAX. >> WHAT IS IT? LET ME SHOW YOU. >> WELL, how about you tell him? Use your words. >> Get sick. >> YES, YOU COULD GET SICK, YOU DUMMY. I WAS TELLING YOU THAT. >> HEALTHY. >> I TOLD YOU THAT. >> All right. I'm going to roll you on your side. I'm going to help you out. >> Hey, the yellow warning banner went away. All right. >> All right. Pull your knees to your chest. All right. That's good. Right. >> Is going to lose his job. >> 1 2 3 up up. >> He's going to lose his job. >> All right. >> Maybe it'll work, right? I have the photo to show your idiot officer. >> Won't run off all the viewers. >> They're in my They're in my pocket. >> So, if you're just tuning in, boys. >> Oh, there's the [ __ ] banner. >> I don't know. I give up. >> YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW. >> I WILL SHOW YOU. >> Winter time's right around the corner. I'll barely be able to stream at all in the WINTER TIME. >> I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S ON MY PHONE. >> OPTIMUM PRIME FREEZES UP BECAUSE >> techn is only as good as the people that build the wires. >> LET ME SHOW YOU. I'LL SHOW YOU THE >> NO, YOU should have told me when I asked you. >> Hang on, man. I got to get >> Please. YOU'RE DUMPING MY STUFF OVER THE GROUND. >> MAN, you should have raised a better kid. I'm telling you right now. He's going to >> Oh, snap. >> His car and tell me I'm going to GET SICK AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TELL ME. >> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. >> GIVE ME YOUR OTHER GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. >> I'm telling you. Look at this picture. >> No. Give me >> Look at this photograph. >> Tell me what it is. >> I'LL SHOW YOU. >> I WANT YOU TO SAY IT OUT LOUD SO I CAN CALL AMBULANCE. >> IT'S ON IT'S ON THE PHONE. >> TELL ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS. >> LOOK FROM MY PHONE. MY PHONE. GRAB IT RIGHT IN MY POCKET. Right there. NO. NO. DOWN. BOTTOM. BOTTOM. >> I need to check him. >> Open my phone. >> Hold on. >> We're not looking at your phone right now. Listen, I need to check I need to check his person real quick. >> You got anything on you, man? Or no? >> Why would you say that? What is this? >> I should hope so. >> So, YOU SAY SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY. >> He's good. >> Nobody likes political ads. >> Get in the car. >> Get in the car. >> This some liar telling lying lies. >> Just watch your head, man. All right. Just watch your head, man. Do you have any hand sanitizer? >> I don't like political ads cuz it's never >> Yes, you can. >> You know, come check you out. >> Here's how good I am. Here's what I can do. Here's how I can help you. It's always that guy's a douche canoe. >> Okay. What do I look at? >> That guy kicks puppies. >> How do I do that? >> I'm a politician and I support this message. >> I'm going to take you wherever you need to go. >> You need to go home. I'll take you there. All right. >> I don't want to make you uncomfortable. >> Sick and he won't tell me what it is. >> He's going to show you. >> I don't care. It's too late now, isn't it? >> I got >> It seems like it is, dummy. DMV. Listen, I'm not trying to be rude to you. DMV does not issue black New Jersey license plates. They're all yellow. >> But eBay does. Amazon does. >> They do not issue this. We My He spoke to the the sergeant spoke to the prosecutor. I could go online and make this on or you know. >> All right. I got it. >> That's where you can you can make these online. It's not my first time doing this. Let them know that there's there's >> No, the ash is on the car. >> I wasn't I was >> Wow. I just glanced up at my little >> monitor and YouTube studio and it's about 90 seconds behind. >> Yeah, we have to work. >> No wonder you guys wouldn't answer me in the chat. >> No joke. >> Where do you work? >> But the ash that we burn goes to landfill and we're paid for that. Oh, it goes to the landfill. >> It's bad stuff. Highly toxic. That's what I was just trying to tell him, but he got a little upset. >> Do you have Let me >> You didn't tell him, you know, hey, be careful. >> The tag >> there's material that might [clears throat] be hazmat. >> Oh, you going to get sick, sir? >> No, it's not. >> It's a jersey tag. >> Jersey tags don't flop around. They don't sound like plastic. >> Trust me. Give me a lot. I don't know what the talking about. >> Do you have Let me I'm going to be honest with you. Do you have the tags? >> Yes, that is what the tag says. >> This is a fake tag. >> Do you have the tag that DMV gave you? >> I don't know if you're going to the jail or not. >> I doubt that. >> I'm not sure. >> I highly doubt that because >> I don't know who all does it or if they still do, but um >> in court and when >> I mean it wasn't just for public shaming, but yeah, that that worked. What? What did you say? >> Those mean old tyrant cops can harass people that have a habit of driving drunk. >> Why? >> Because he's going to lose his job. This is excessive force for no apparent reason. >> That's a fireable offense. He could go to jail, too. And it's terrible when police go to jail cuz people don't like police. And also the handling of of my mom. That's he's >> what's central time. Nobody uses central time. >> It's just is he going to prison for it? >> Eastern and Pacific >> on your mom. I don't understand what you're talking about. >> There's nothing in between. >> Which is a no no, especially with an elderly person, bro. >> He's going to have a bad day in trial. >> He goes, "Oh, did you touch that?" I said, "Yeah, I took your plate off. It's fictitious." >> He goes, "Oh, that's great." I said, "What?" He's like, "Oh, that there's stuff all over the back of that car." I said, "What is it?" He goes, "Oh, you won't know about it till you get sick." I said, "What is it?" >> So, you want to tell me what that stuff is now? >> If you would have let me >> No, no, no, no. >> He's not asking you what's on your phone. He's asking you >> I can't tell you >> to tell him >> with your mouth. >> I have a photo. What is on our building? >> Well, you said something to me. What did you say? >> VG mama for five complications during surgery on the 8th. Good thing it was taser Tuesday >> cuz they had to light me up. >> No, you didn't. I'm okay now. >> You'll find out. >> I told you >> that you could look at the phone. >> Thank you for the fact. >> No, you wonderful woman. >> And you started crying, >> pal. >> You started crying. I'm so sorry. >> Hell yeah. >> Maybe it's not. Maybe I'll quit. >> You're the real hero here. >> I'm quitting until I take you to jail. >> I'll be out in no time. >> I don't care, dude. >> I'll see you in trial, too. >> That's fine. That's fine. >> Ordered a bunch of merch samples a couple weeks ago. paid over time for it. >> I forgot to get the kids stuff. So, >> I had to order some more. >> Man was cited for the license plate and window tint violations and charged with disorderly conduct and making threats toward an officer. It is unclear what happened with the case afterward. But what's the cop doing now since he lost his job? We need to know things like this. Excuse me. Did he find gainful employment anywhere else? Spider-Man, you still here? We'll try this one. Everybody loves nurses. Spider-Man, take your pick. Or take them both. Hell, I don't care. GET THE BACK. >> I don't want him. >> Break it up. Break it up. >> Get the over here. >> Stupid asses. >> Yeah, it's me. If I was a cop [ __ ] stupid asses, [music] [ __ ] >> I'm going to recommend you shut the [ __ ] up. >> Probably be a lot more cuz I had um >> I'm drinking some beers >> and I had boiled eggs for dinner. I had a late lunch. I wasn't really hungry, but I need something on my stomach. was the first thing I saw. >> There's going to be a lot of burps. >> Yeah, I got it. Let's go. >> It's going to smell real bad in this office. >> Get her away. >> HORSEY. >> I like to ride horses. >> The bathroom. >> I try to do that about once every 25 years whether I need to or not. >> Throwing elbows at everybody. >> You got me, dog. Officer, too. >> Get out who she asking on down the street. >> Is my sister okay? Do you know? >> I have no idea who your sister is. >> How did you slip your cuffs? You slipped your cups. >> Yeah, I know. >> You didn't put them on tight enough. >> I just wanted to find Sorry, guys. I just got out of my hat. [clears throat] >> I had to. They're beating you up. >> No, I know. I I just got I just got out of here. >> I got to do You sure? >> Yeah, I got it. I just got out of Ria. >> Okay. I know. You shouldn't be You shouldn't be down here. >> I know, but I should help my twin sister. >> I know. >> I just got out of react. >> Thank you, Buck. Wow. I'm glad you're here. >> I'm not paying a damn bit of attention. >> Yeah, it's it's just it's you're probably charge of public afraid. It's a petty misdemeanor. You You'll be out by the morning. >> No, I know. >> I like to fart in the grocery store and blame the kids. >> No, I know. But that's >> why would you do that >> right here in the produce aisle? My god, kids. Don't be down here. Throw >> some decency. >> Down is >> people eat this stuff. >> I just got every >> It's a jungle out here, right? It's just It's not It's not a normal downtown area, right? >> Stop being an idiot. Leave them alone. >> We appreciate you, dog. >> I got you, dog. I just don't >> I know >> I've been [ __ ] >> You could. >> Yeah. >> You're going to wear sunglasses at night. Commit to it. Put them in front of your eyeballs. >> Crowd like right here. They all crowded and I was like, >> "You're going to be a cool guy. Be a really cool guy." >> Turned it on and I just started. I started I started like everybody. >> There was like a huge crowd on top of >> Yeah, I got one on. I like >> God, she looks familiar. >> I was just trying to pull everybody out of the pile. Officer, >> what's up? >> Um, do you have access to my phone? >> Do I have access to your phone? >> Yeah. >> I only have your phone. I'm not going to go into it. >> Um, can you call one of my co-workers so that they can so we can shift swap? >> That's all I'm asking for. I don't want to ask you for anything. [laughter] I know that's brilliant, >> but I don't want to uh miss out on my job. And I know that I messed up from doing this tonight, but I really don't want to like up my job. Please, that's all I'm asking. >> We can just read the phone one. That's fine. >> Okay, it's fine. Go. Okay. >> Oh, you guys. >> Will you guys please stop tagging me and Chance is distracting >> my time? I know, but I did whatever was wrong. But like, please, can I like call someone and ask if like one of my co-workers can shift swap with me, please? That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking. >> Won't you just bat somebody else's eyelashes at him? >> Smile all slightly. >> He'll do anything you tell. >> No. >> Huh? >> Was that firearm? >> Not that I saw. It was just a group of pilot just on one. >> I know. Someone was fighting. I >> Yeah, it was just a group. They were dumping like one girl. >> So 32. >> Yeah. >> You get in the elevator, but you get out of the elevator. >> I was I was wondering too. I heard. >> Yeah. Scared me. >> Chris gifting out memberships. Thank you so much. >> Sounds like Okay. >> New members. Thank just the Chris for that. >> I'm going to be buckling you in. >> He's a wonderful human being and a bully. I just got >> Spidey. She's already in your web. Are you here? >> I just got rehab. >> They got her webbed up in seat belts. >> I was like, >> what if they're in the front? You got them out in the front and took them off. That's >> I just I'm struggling with addiction. >> Okay, come out real quick so we can put them back on. Okay, >> get the bra. You're good. >> Do you know when there's any way that I'm going to get out? >> Any way that you can get out? >> No. Um when I >> you know if there's any way that >> when will I get out? >> You can peel these off my eyes so I can see. >> What is there any way that you can get mine? >> Is there any way you can get the glitter out of the back of your car? No, that's not going to happen. That's there forever. >> I can shift swap. >> Who's that unit? What's Preston's call sign? >> Uh Henry 224. >> You clear me tonight and lock me with Henry 224, please. I know that like I messed up tonight. Like alcoholic does ugly things to you. I just don't want to lose my job. Like I have a lot of things going on for myself which I should have thought about before I did this. But I >> They're not going to take away your only fans because you got arrested. >> I literally I just dropped off my sister. She was supposed to go she went um to Arizona tonight and then there was just like a lot of motion to like add it on and then I seen my ex downtown and then he was like with other girls and stuff. So that's how like what really hurt my feelings and I seen that girl that yeah I'm not going to fight >> whoever he was like trying to get with and stuff. That's very boring and I was embarrassed for help >> problem >> awkward the judge was >> on that but please I just don't want >> I don't think he wanted you there [laughter] >> like I just have like a lot of things going on I just want to see if like someone will like shift swap with >> you were bothering that poor man >> I can't imagine being downtown all the time >> dude seriously downtown >> am I going to get dropped off right here >> so this is just the prison or transport will then be taken to the jail from here. >> This place exists just so that way I don't have to go to jail. >> Okay. >> Well, that's convenient. >> Do you guys like allowed like cigarettes or something over here? >> Hold on. >> Secrets. I don't like she said cigarettes. >> Do you want a belt for her? >> You're not here. >> Do you want a belt for her? >> Uh, no. >> I'm not I'm not ridiculous. That's a stupid thing and it's the second time you've done it. Unless you want to pick up another charge. I suggest you up. I already literally told you not to do that. >> Chissa, >> there's a little curve here. Don't trip. >> Does mom know? Chissa, >> turn around. >> Do you see it? Do you need help? No. >> All right. >> Yeah. You have a seat. >> Hello. >> I don't know, but it's probably not cheap. Actually, it's probably pretty cheap. >> Are these yours? >> Yeah, I gave her some. >> She was probably doing it on like AOL Messenger and didn't even know that was only P you get paid for it. >> No, I'm not doing anything. Right, Alyssa. I'm going to >> No, I'm not doing this. >> Yes, you are. Alyssa, we have to like handle it. Alissa, stop. >> What am I doing? >> No, I'm not doing anything. I don't have my stitches back. >> Do you guys have a belt? >> You know that belt and they keep slipping. >> I don't think those pants have loops. >> I don't know how to put these on. >> Didn't you watch the video? >> Be like over a years old. >> Honey, she keeps slipping to the front. I think it's a good idea. >> I think she wants you to show her how to work it. [laughter] >> I'm not. We're not playing this game. >> We already talked about this. >> And you already slipped your cuffs again, right? Did you? >> Yeah, you did. >> Well, you did. >> I'm going to put you in this other one over here to separate you guys. >> She's puffed to the bench. >> I'm not playing with you guys. I'm not. >> You never said you were fighting, but you're not listening. It's pretty simple. We put you in handcuffs. You should have left him. How many times have we done this now? >> You're not doing >> How many times have we done this now? >> I don't like her. >> It's not. We're not playing this game. So, now that works. It's fine. >> Thank you. Stand up. You know those doors also don't open from inside. That's so stupid of you. >> E wish I could charge you for both. Like I wish I could charge you for ruining my jacket. That's disgusting. >> Is she on her Mies? I missed it. >> E blood. >> Disgusting. >> What's that? >> I think it was when you're on the ground up there. >> So, for the sirens, the PRTY does not stand for party. >> Priority. >> Oh, [laughter] >> I thought it was party. >> I thought it was party. Why wouldn't IT BE PARTY? SHE SIGNAL. >> NO, SERIOUS. It's not. She's clearly nothing's working. >> It doesn't. >> She's She's drunk. She's not going to come down. You try >> a little bit of that spicy topical acry fix right up. >> They're both slipping cuffs and they're BOTH TRYING TO LEAVE. [screaming] IF ANYTHING, it's going to escalate. >> This one is from SHE'S ESCALATING. GO GET THE >> OKAY. LET ME GO. >> She's screaming, "Let me go." Like a person that always gets what she wants. >> It's my sister. >> I don't think she's ever been told no before. >> Your sister is not you. >> Your sister. >> Can I talk to her? Just like one minute. Okay. >> I'm not going. >> I understand. I understand. >> Yeah. Just due to the circumstances and everything that's happening over there. >> Yeah. Know. Yeah. Oh, the princess is going to get her crown. >> Here's what's going to happen. >> Can you press the red button? >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> All rise for the coronation. >> Okay, we're putting this on your head because you keep slamming your head. >> Do not fight us. Do you understand that? >> You're going to make the situation worse and pick up. >> Okay. Press it. [snorts] >> Pick it up. Where should I just pick up? >> Can you press it? No. >> Okay. >> They're not going to let you go. But nobody stays in jail more than a couple hours. You're fine. >> Let me go. >> Sit up. >> You'll be out. You'll get probation for 6 days. And then when you violate that probation, you'll get more probation for six more days. And we'll just keep going on and on. >> So, it's got to go on. Hold on. Watch. That's a really fancy derp helmet. >> Good job. >> Good application. >> Look like she's ready to do some sparring. >> Please get this off of my face. >> No. >> No. Once >> it goes on, take it off. >> Yep. >> Until we get up there. >> You exhibited behavior where you start slamming your head against the the door. >> You look like the game. >> Our hands are tied. [laughter] >> So, >> we really tried to be as cool as possible. Okay. >> Let's just be cool from now on. >> I am. You can go to jail with your sister. You can make it a family affair. >> Squirrel, [snorts] that reminds me of um like do you guys know any girls or have by chance watched any girls softball games in the past few years? They wear full-on football helmet face mask things for that. Let the girls play a sport. Sometimes during a sport you get injured. Pretty is not a priority. winning is how do you even see a ball in that thing? >> You guys can talk well before you guys get booked and you'll be >> they want to play sports like men. Let them >> come to that agreement. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Let them do it with the same protection men do. >> Take a ball or two in the face. You're going to get a little get a little better with that glove. Sorry. Okay. >> Yeah, they wear them like 24/7. >> The whole game [snorts] Are you a nurse? >> Huh? >> Are you a nurse? >> Yeah. >> You like it? >> I love it. >> I said I'm sorry. >> What kind of unit do you >> um No, I work in the O. So when they see my motorcycle, that's going to be so good. >> Damn right. >> Are you supposed to work through? >> No, not so much. But still, you know, the word goes around, you know. >> Oh, yeah. >> It's embarrassing. >> Well, maybe you shouldn't have done what you did. >> It's embarrassing. >> The easiest way to not be embarrassed by being arrested is not get your dumb ass arrested. >> [ __ ] happens. I mean, I guarantee you, everyone you work with has probably done stupid stuff, too. Just you might not know about it. You know what I mean? >> What are you addicted to? >> Um, smoking. death or a bit. Yeah. Yeah. But I I I don't do that. My my drug choices of cocaine and alcohol, but I got involved in in the wrong stuff. >> Well, yeah, the cocaine and alcohol. >> Do you do cocaine? >> Obviously, you shouldn't do either. >> No. >> No. I haven't done it for a while. I mean, yeah, I get drunk like whatever. I like having the drug. >> Did you know that girl you were fighting? >> Whoever my sister was fighting with Delini. >> Why does she have Super Bowls tattooed on her shoulder from years and years ago? I don't like know her now. No. This stupid wreck my car. Wait. I cannot believe her. >> Wrecked your car. >> My sister? Yes. I just got it. >> Your sister wrecked it? >> Yes. >> Stupid. >> Take a deep breath. Okay. >> My sister wrecked it. She also ruined your jacket. >> That [ __ ] >> I know. I know. I'm fine. >> No, you're fine. I just don't want you to get all worked up. Look, it's a horse. >> It's a horse. >> It's a horse. >> Oh, >> what' you spray? >> I didn't spray anything. >> Smells like a woman >> just now. I was just sitting here. How would I spray something? >> I don't know. >> Did you put lotion on? >> Just look just sitting here. You see me do anything? >> I don't know. >> I don't even >> More squirrels. [laughter] I was in Go Mart today and um there was this monstrosity in front of me at line in in the line. Actually, she was at the counter while I was walking towards the counter. She had the big caked on makeup and nastiness on. I could smell her halfway across the store. She wore that mammal perfume and way too much of it. I was like, "Uh, that kind of burns my throat a little bit." By the time I got to the counter, she stopped to talk to the other clerk. So, she stayed in the store for a little while. First, it tickled my throat a little bit and then uh kind of burned my nose and then my eyes started burning. By the time she left that, well, she didn't leave. By the time I left that store, my skin was burning. That's the level of mammo perfume she was wearing. By the way, mammo perfume stinks. Nobody likes it. Not even papos. Don't wear that [ __ ] Sudden it smells like flowers. Smells like [laughter] horse. >> The horse smells like flowers. >> Maybe something drops apples. >> Oh, I don't have anything that smells like flowers in there. >> Is that cologne? >> Yeah. >> My cologne does not smell like that. >> No, but >> you have our paperwork. It's on your >> Sorry. You're fine. >> I have to put this back on, but >> Thank you. Yeah. No, you're fine. Thank you. I know that. >> Thank you. >> I can't believe nobody acknowledged my Super Bowl's on her shoulders comment. >> That [ __ ] was funny. >> Oh my goodness. >> You guys don't even listen like I'm not even here. >> You want to blow? >> Okay, I have to put this on because like like put it like in a ponytail or something. [snorts] >> Do you guys have like a cigarette or something please before I go in? >> I don't think he has any. >> My popcorn. I have bar. Ready? Okay. >> Thank you, Tammy. Somebody loves me. Yeah. >> Yeah. You're good. >> Those other inmates are going to think that she's they're bringing in Hannibal Lectar or some [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh >> no. >> Check out that get up. >> Are we in lacrosse? Oh, >> they can't all be winners, folks. >> This is going to be so much fun. >> Oh, it will be. >> Dude, he's an [ __ ] >> I I think I could >> Well, yeah, hopefully though. >> Is that not your name, Tammy? >> I'm going to have to watch him. >> Please help me. She is not binding to the law. I've been held captive since here since I've been captive since downtown Albuquerque. Where am I even at? >> The hell that guy come from? >> Where you're at? >> She didn't tell me. >> Okay. Well, you're at MDC. Let's go. Come on. >> So, you're going to tell me like I'm a dumbass. >> Okay, let's go. >> I'm not getting Let's go. >> You can either walk by yourself or I can do it for you. But let's go. Come on. >> I'm asking for your conf. >> No, I'm asking for confirmation. You're not going to abide by my >> You going to help me or not? >> Yes, I am. I'm trying to help you out of the unit. Let's go. >> Let's go. Am I a dumbass to you or a >> Yes. Yes, you are. >> You're not going to do this. >> Dude, you're not going to phone me BY [screaming] HELP. HELP. >> I BE PARDON. >> See what you just spit in my face, man. >> And you pushed me around. You pushed me around, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> You pushed me around. Did you get it? >> Yeah, I got it. You pushed me around. >> You pushed me around. What do you mean? I'mma see you ass. What's your name? >> Pushed you out like a bad turd. >> Badge number 8610. >> Okay. >> As opposed to a good turd, I guess. I don't know. >> 810. What do you think I'm doing? Am I fighting you? >> Yes, you are. >> Am I What the am I doing? >> This is why I'm >> What do you mean? What am I? Yes. I'm against the ground, you [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> How the can I get up? Get on a handcuff. >> This guy, dude. I'm sorry. Who did that? >> You're a dick. Shut up. >> Yeah, whatever. >> Yeah, whatever. You don't believe in anything. I don't listen to you. >> Not you. >> So, why are you here? >> Non intentional for two. >> I'm just bracing you against. >> Hey, now that Shane's gone >> cuz you're fighting a >> [ __ ] >> dick. [laughter] I'm still here. >> Look at you. >> Thanks for the two. Appreciate it. >> I'm not biting against you. >> But why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? >> Because you're an idiot. Like we've explained. >> Am I biting you? >> Am I biting you? >> Somebody had to say it. >> When you took me out. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And where have I been this whole time? We're doing this because there's bees and you don't have free hands to swat them away. God damn. That is Gozer. >> Let's go. >> You pick me up. >> Stand up. >> You pick me up. >> Stand up. >> No, you pick me up. >> Grab him by the ankle and drag his ass in there. >> He'll be fine. He'll be crying. >> You pick me up. You You You do me. You do me on my own. >> All right. Exactly. I'll be here helicopter against my own will. Drop. Drop. >> I saw our weapons. But >> I know. Nobody listens to me. >> What? What the did you just do to me? You dragged me here. >> Well, you don't want to walk. >> So what did you do? Drop me here. >> Common sense. What' you do? What? >> You stupid. That's common sense. >> Right. Right. >> Right. You stupid. We got a beekeeper and a lacrosse goalie here. Do >> they have goalies in lacrosse? >> Right. >> I don't know [ __ ] about lacrosse. >> You stupid. >> I'm not going to talk to you. What the are you doing dragging me here? >> Well, you can't watch human. >> Oh, Tammy. Did you miss the entire 80s? If someone spits in my face and it like gets in my eye in my mouth. >> Yeah. Do a quick like they'll do the whole work up thing in the hospital and then just check everything and all that stuff. Yeah. [laughter] >> Definitely not. and you look away. >> Just have her sweater and >> spit in my eye in my mouth. >> She's going to add it, right? >> There's spit in your eye. >> Go to the hospital and get it checked out and stuff. >> Yeah, nasty. >> But you're not going to leave me, are you? Our [music] guest star here, Joshua Plero, was aged 23 at the time of this incident. He'd already been arrested for >> why do we care about this guy? >> Domestic [music] violence as a fourthderee felony and for resisting, evading, or obstructing [music] an officer as a misdemeanor. >> Of course, the male star gets top building over the female >> peace officer as a fourthderee [music] felony. >> Eventually, patriarchy is alive and well. After the court found [music] no probable cause and Joshua pleaded guilty to battery of >> we didn't even see his crimes >> fourthderee [music] felony. The misdemeanor charge of resisting arrest was dismissed as part of the plea agreement. He initially [music] received a conditional discharge and 18 months of probation, but after more trouble, [music] his conditional discharge was revoked. >> Nobody cares. >> Days in jail. [music] As for the twin sisters, they were aged 22 at the time of this incident. Alyssa was charged with resisting, [music] evading, or obstructing an officer as a misdemeanor. And with >> Who bailed him out? I bet it wasn't their father. Something tells me they don't get along. >> But very [music] fortunately for her, the prosecutor failed to appear in court. Her case was officially disabled. [laughter] Carissa here was charged only with public array [music] as a petty misdemeanor. Her case was referred to a pre-adjudication diversion [music] program and after its successful completion, her charge was dismissed with prejudice. No word on whether or not she ever found a [music] coworker willing to shift swap. Now, what do you think? Who's down to hang out for a quiet night in downtown Albuquerque? [music] >> No thanks. That's no fun. I would like to go to Albuquerque, though. I love the desert. I love where it doesn't get cold. Cold makes my bones hurt. That's already did that one. Oh, this is a short one. It's funny. I want to say this one made the rounds before, but I could be mistaken on that. I swear I think I've seen this guy, but so many people try to do kung fu against the cops. Then it could be anybody really. 9th, 2023. Port Orange, Florida. Smoke shop employee calls police about a man who won't stop bothering her customers. It's the kind of call that usually ends with a trespass warning and nothing more. Instead, it ends with a 69year-old man in handcuffs facing a felony charge over part of a sandwich. >> Yeah, officer. >> Buck, you'll probably find the original for this one. So, I'm going to post the link to where I got this >> about 8 months ago. Okay. >> Oh, no. You did. >> Oh, no. Wait, that was me >> 8 months ago. And I spent 18 months in prison, which was not fun. >> I'm so glad to be out. But anyways, I'm suing >> the Valia County Sheriff [clears throat and cough] suing This is all with my lawyer. It's currently underway. >> What's your question? Just get to that. >> If I sue the Portable Police Department and they give me $250,000, that's taxfree, right? I have no idea. >> How the hell should he know that? >> My accountant about that. >> Okay. I'm here because the employee in the smoke shop right here behind me says that you've been coming in and out. >> I'm pretty sure it is though. >> No, no, no. When she she told me to be quiet and leave and I >> Okay. Well, she says you've been >> lawsuit awards. Isn't that taxree? It's not necessarily income. >> Let me talk. Let me talk. >> It's allegedly what you're owed. Okay. You are now trespassed from the store, which means you cannot go in there anymore. Do you understand that? >> All right. Then she'll have to set my stuff outside then. >> What stuff? >> I have $2,000 worth of merchandise that she's holding. >> No, she said that she run out right now. >> Go ask her, you mother. >> Okay, >> come over here and I'll kick the out of you. >> Come on, mother. >> Okay, you think I can't do it? I know black belt and karate black belt and judo. >> You understand? You're trespassing the store, correct? hamster style >> goddamn gun and walkie-talkie. >> Who gets that reference? >> Drive off in your patrol car. >> Okay, you understand you're trespassed from the store, CORRECT? >> YES, I UNDERSTAND YOU MOTHER. >> OKAY, >> now get the out of my face. >> I'm 12 ft away from you. Not in your face at all. >> Doesn't kung fu mean like the best or something like that? The best at it? >> Wait a minute. >> Something like I'd heard that somewhere. >> Godamn it. You're under arrest. Put your other hand behind your back right now. Put your other hand behind your back right now. >> Okay. >> Right now. Put your other HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> GOD DAMN IT. >> Jesus Christ. >> Put your hand behind your back right now. >> You don't have to be so rough. >> Sit up. >> Okay. >> Stand up. Come right here. >> Jesus. >> I sent you mail under arrest. Team call this battery. >> Oh, this is another lawsuit. I'm suing you for a million. 10 million. Whatever. Wait till my lawyer gets a hold of this. >> I'll be out. I'll be out in 30 minutes. >> Okay. Fish car right here. Lead against. >> No, I've seen it. >> Lighter than that. >> Even wider. Spread your feet. >> But he's not the only one I've seen try to kung fu fight a >> arrest for battery on law enforcement officer throwing something at me. >> Try to kung fu somebody. >> Yeah. Well, don't do it. Why would you throw something at me? >> Cuz you piss me off. >> There you go. >> You're acting like a jerk. You're lucky I didn't have my pocket knife with me. I sad your right. >> You can write it all in the >> squirrel. [laughter] There's a guy. He was actually on Jerry Springer years ago. I I'd pull it up and play it, but um I don't want to. Plus weird random stuff like that. Um they throw out copyrights and demonetized replays and [ __ ] Um, he's known as I think the redneck ninja or the bone county ninja. He's actually from where Ashley's from, but um, Google that and watch it when you get a chance. [clears throat] He's hilarious. And he may or may not take himself seriously. I don't know. >> Are you a nice cop? Are you the nice cop? [clears throat] The nice cop bad cop. I've been through it a million times. I know the routine. Don't >> you think maybe you're the problem? >> All right, hold on. >> Yes, the Judy chop. Let's go can of death. >> You know, I'm so spread. >> I'm almost I'm almost 70 years old for Christ sake. I got arthritis. >> You got your Judy chop. You got your karate chop. And you got your ninja chop. >> Arrest me. But Jesus Christ. Can you take it a little bit easy? >> You just listen. It's on our time, not your time. >> I know that. I know that. I've been arrested like seven or eight times. Then you should know better not throw stuff at a police officer, dumbass. >> All right. What? >> He took it easy on him. >> My arm. >> Have a seat in the car. >> All right. All right. I'll leave. I'm >> Nobody hit the gong, so he didn't go off. >> ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A [clears throat and cough] >> Take your shoes off. >> Jesus Christ, man. You're a >> Keep your feet out. >> Okay. You want me to take my pants off, too? >> No. If I wanted to, I'd tell you. >> All right. Keep your feet out. >> Okay, >> keep your feet out. I'll hurry. >> Jesus mother. >> Get your out. >> I'd be glad to go to jail. >> Gary Springer was awesome until they started faking it the last few years. >> Seems like a guy. >> Where the hell have you been wanting all these stupid questions and then I tell him he's trespassing the store and he can't go over and he wants to argue about >> That's probably where it first came from. >> He immediately is like just flips a switch. You this and that. He's like, "Come over here. I'll kick your ass. I'll take your gun and your walkie talkie out. Drive off in your car after I kill you. I'm like, whatever, man. You trespassed. He sits on the bench and he takes part of his sandwich, like a piece of ham or something, and throws at me, hits me in the chest. I'm like, all right, well, now you're under arrest for battery law enforcement officer. >> And then he wanted to somewhat resist over there on the bench, but nothing violent. >> William was booked into the Valuchia County Branch Jail and held without bond on a single charge. Battery on a law enforcement officer. Under Florida law, battery doesn't require an injury. Intentionally touching or striking [music] someone against their will is enough. And when that person is an officer, the charge is reclassified from a misdemeanor to a thirdderee felony, punishable by up to 5 years in prison. William pleaded no contest to the battery charge. [music] A no contest plea fiction, >> but it doesn't. >> Taser Tuesday was right on time. >> Members first was >> on September 22. >> You can't rush perfection. >> He was rearrested for violating that probation. On October 10th, [music] 2023, the court revoked his probation and [clears throat] sentenced him to 200 days in county jail with [music] credit for 92 days. >> The way I've been doing the Taser Tuesday compilations, it's uh it's taken me like two to three times as long to actually get one of those done. You're welcome. Well, it's Tuesday. I got 500 watching. Before everybody starts dropping off, let's do our new Tuesday tradition. The many faces of my dear sweet Ashley. God, I love that little woman. [music] I'm the luckiest boy in the whole wide world. I get to see every one of those faces every single day. [music] >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Oh, I love that one. Thank you, Chris, for that. That was great. [clears throat] All right, what's next? Spider-Man ever show back up? He totally missed the twins, didn't he? We'll go with this one. I have not watched this one, but I may have seen it somewhere else or they may all run run together. Have to do that. You have to throw a tantrum when you're caught shoplifted. >> Um, she attempted to walk that way. >> Getting arrested causes a scene, but if you cause a bigger scene, they'll unarrest you. >> Everybody knows that. >> Move over there. Coming up [clears throat] to me like that. >> Don't come up to me like that. Go over there. Oh, you have the P, too. >> So, what? >> Um, she has multiple items in her car. >> But does she actually steal someone? >> She Yes, she was walking out and I redirected her to come back to the office. >> I had permission to be back there. >> So, she's paying >> Ashley is my wonderful, amazing, and talented young wife. >> I don't think she had the option. >> She's the best. >> I hit the wife lottery on. >> All right. So, come on. What are you doing? >> Huh? >> Are you paying for this stuff or what? >> Well, yeah. She say she ran up, but I'm trying to see if I'm here. >> All right, but they don't want you in. >> This was open. >> They don't want you in here. They're also doing their construction. >> I just happened to buy this backpack and all this [ __ ] was already in it. I figured it came together. >> Like, oh, now you're not going to buy anything. I was like, no. I was like, I was in a rush. You know what I mean? >> Did she pass the points of sale and everything? >> With the items. >> I thought right there, but it was my >> I did wear that today. Let's go. >> Okay. See that that me >> before I got all doled up in my SDC merch for you people >> personal copy it doesn't matter >> available in the store in the pin comment >> let's go >> that what >> let's go >> what >> what's hers what's not >> this is all mine in here I have a break from apple baby >> here this is yours as well ours >> here this is >> so you did >> she take that >> they really do >> it's okay though I >> their security system is above state of the art. >> It's from the future. >> Now you're going to see how much of a liar and keep keep coming at me. I'll do a day in jail. That's fine cuz they get >> going for the ass hats. >> I'm going to go after your personal >> team ass hats. >> Okay. [ __ ] term insurance. I promise this is all my stuff. My head. Okay. This is my [ __ ] Okay. Buy Apple Watch. >> This is Earth. Can you >> just mine? >> I buy it right from Apple. >> I want you to look. >> Is there anything else in here? >> All right. Come on. >> My Apple Watch. >> Put that back in there. >> Oh, I don't get an apology. >> Put that back in there. >> No. Of course. >> No, you don't get an apology. You [ __ ] stole that stuff. >> Put that back in there, dumb ass. >> No apology. You were wrong. >> Let's go. Come on. >> I'm not doing anything. >> Come on. Come on. >> Come on. My expensive stuff. >> Come on. Come on. Sir, can you get my my [ __ ] >> Why? I understand you dick all day. I didn't do anything. >> Turn. Thank you, Tammy. >> Turn around. >> Turn around. >> For what? >> Turn around. What's wrong with you? Turn around. >> I didn't say you had a bad day, but for what? >> Turn around. >> My son was just in an accident. Of course, I'm having a bad day. I'm not trying to resist you, but you can't What? >> Were you in an accident? >> Is that what happened to your teeth >> over a miss? >> Turn around. Stop being correct. I didn't [ __ ] do anything >> cuz I [ __ ] SHOWED YOU. I asked for an apology. >> This is what you wanted because I asked FOR A YOU'RE HURTING ME. GET MY stuff right there. This is my stuff. Get my stuff. >> I want you grab it. >> Oh, because I asked for a [ __ ] apology BECAUSE I [ __ ] OFF ME LIKE THIS. >> I was [ __ ] right. doing this. >> She seems right up Spider-Man's alley. >> If he was here, >> he'd probably love her so good he'd buy her dental implants. >> I always carry my Apple products in an Apple box >> like a flex. Okay. It was proving heal I double in my backpack, right? So I trouble >> eagle body cams. >> Can I turn around and >> they are known to recycle [ __ ] >> I'm also freaking out that right now. >> Please sit down. >> Can you please listen to me? >> No. Can I talk to you? No, it wasn't. My god, my tongue's in the mouth right now. So that's why I'm freaking out. >> You You know I didn't say anything. >> So you want like the long story or short story? I have it all. >> Don't matter to me. >> What? >> So I was looking for um in my mouth. >> Come on. >> Apple Watch. Are you ready? Can you grab a watch? >> Huh? >> What? >> Can you hear my wife? Please give me a chance to pause and rust me. >> I have not seen that, but I would absolutely love to. >> I've been waiting four months for it. >> Please. >> Do they hand out for me? >> Rotten lettuce and tomatoes and throwing them. >> It's like putting them in the stocks. >> Wait a minute. You >> I'm sorry. You're right in public. You know that makes you people think they can like You know, sir, please talk to me. >> I am. Sit down. >> You're not talking. >> Sit down real quick. >> Hey, Fender. >> The time for talking is done. >> You don't want to. >> Can you stand by with her? >> I lift yourself up. [laughter] >> What happened before I got here? >> Yeah, that's my struggle. in there. There's a um >> there's an army backpack that has my Apple MacBook Air. It has my son's >> um Apple going to be retail as well. >> What? No, I avoid it all from >> Well, you probably couldn't shouldn't have filled it up full of [ __ ] that you stole >> disorderly. And then if there was anything else in there, then >> stop talking for a second. Just stop. >> They would know. >> You wouldn't have to worry about it. >> Or don't bring a big ass backpack full of [ __ ] to Target. Any questions? >> Oh, wait. You didn't. >> Um, do you want to bring her to the LP office and we can just >> No, she's she's being belligerent >> and pulling and and running and all that. So, >> absolutely not. >> You are correct, sir. It's 9:10 human time. This is your watch, right? [laughter] >> Your watch. Yeah. >> Hey, um >> I'm going to go confirm what we've got. >> Look, I have >> Yeah. He said I haven't asked her anything. I'm going to before I do that, I'm all right. If you want to do that, that'd be great. >> How do you open this? >> I know. >> Bergman's 97. So, well, that was fun. I'm sure it was, but honestly, I'm sure it's nothing new for you, is it? >> No, >> it's a everyday, every second of my life >> activity. All right, what we got? >> Um, so, >> well, this could be a problem. >> Bring your bag is hers. I don't know if she has. >> Whatever. Whatever's hers, she'll take the county. Whatever. >> All right, I found it. >> Dropped some more stuff over there. >> My partner wanted to bring her in here to your office, but I rather not cuz she's too much. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that was I crawled about maybe Oh yeah, there was another gentleman here that was like doing like the whole fence and all like over in men's together. Um she was walking around electronics asking for a whole bunch of basically. >> I didn't walked over to her and let her know. >> I mean I was trying to be you know cordial with her at first cuz honestly I didn't really know >> what was going on. >> Well I mean at that point when I get there she's already back paying for the stuff allegedly. But you know what I mean? I got to figure out what I mean at the very least I got RA into disorderly. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> This is her now. >> Yeah. This is her walking out. >> The stuff was still sealed and everything. >> The stuff was Yeah, it's still sealed and everything. I was like, "I need you to come with me to the office and we so we could talk about the unpaid merchandise." She was like, "What are you talking about? I didn't even know I was leaving." >> Did she touch you at any point? >> Um, no, she didn't touch me. I kept backing up. She kept getting really close and I was like, "Ma'am, you're making me really uncomfortable. Do me a favor for our safety. Just go ahead and back up." Then she started like, "Hey, dog. Thanks for joining us." >> Stuff off and like printing stuff out. Like she's asking me who I'm on the phone with and like I was trying to tell the operator. I'm like, "Hey, like this is escalating. Like I have to involve my team. I have to involve my leader cuz this might end up on TikTok or something." >> Yeah. >> And she's just like, "No, I need you to stay on the phone." And I'm just like, "Yeah, but this end up on TikTok before I tell my leaders like >> I just came in here to, you know, >> confirm what I appreciate that. >> Just give me the uh just give me a sworn >> protection leader here at the Target uh super target store off of Boon Beach in uh it jog." Yeah. And you swear and affirm that everything you just told me is the truth and nothing but the truth? >> Yes, I do. >> Cool. Target wants to prosecute. >> Target would like to prosecute and trespass. Yes. >> And trespass. >> Yes. >> Okay. Um you'll give me an itemized receipt for everything. >> And um we're good. So up until the point where I got here, she had taken the stuff, went back to selfch checkout pretending like she was going to pay, but she was never making an effort to pay or anything. Didn't [clears throat] bring out any money or anything like that. >> No, never. She never produced any type of money. screamers are for Sundays, David. But >> so I was like, I'll see what we got attempted to pass. You already attempted to exit. Um, so like at that point, you paying is not like in the picture, but if you come to the office, like we could speak about it. And she was just like, "No, no, I'm going to pay. Like I'm going to pay. I'm just going to pay. I'm just I'm not in my right mind." Blah, blah, blah. So then, >> do I have if she attempts to go over there and pay, that's up there. She can do whatever she wants to do. But then it started to escalate and she started screaming. Um, and it started to cause a huge scene in the store. So, >> did that one, did that one, hey, like at this point >> creating that disturbance, did it stop any cashiers from doing their job or like customers from paying? >> For sure. A lot of uh a lot of guests kind of like uh you can you'll see like a lot of them didn't even want to go to that area cuz she seemed very like erratic. >> She was acting disorderly and stuff. >> Yes. Very disorderly. >> Okay. I have to figure out what time her and the other gentleman got in cuz the other guy they took out in a stretcher cuz he was like like I said he was like straight up like leaning over. >> What do you mean a stretcher? >> Like paramedics came and pick him up like he was like on fol or something. >> Okay, fair enough. >> Yeah, maybe a little disorderly. >> She's not like screamer of the week material though. >> She's beating around the >> Okay, cool. Oh, >> you're under arrest for dis disorderly conduct, brethault theft, and resisting arrest. Okay. >> Resist. >> Okay. >> Are you guys doing this to me? I waited four months to get in this place. >> They're not doing that to you. You're doing that to you. >> I didn't steal anything. >> Would you be able to send him a link? >> Yeah. You got a receipt and all that? >> He's getting me the receipt. >> Why are you doing this to me? Making me >> face accountability. It's going to >> Where's my surp when I get it for you? >> Where's it at? >> Okay, but people at the register. >> All right, that's her stuff. Her phone as well. And this is the receipt. Came out to $360. >> Cool. >> He's going to send you the link. And then that's the case number there. >> And as far as we know, none of this is target. >> I saw her back there. >> She had already brought this in. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> You said what? She had already brought the sun with her. >> She came in with that. Yes, that's correct. >> But it was empty then. >> And she's got um Apple Watch over there on the floor here. I'm going to show you guys at Target, huh? >> Super fun day. >> Got to love it. Yo, go with me to the station. >> Well, it's because she's I mean, she was fighting, so might as well you come and then Yeah. >> No, I'm saying that right now. >> No, no, no. I did. I did already. >> You bring that out the county or you bring that to the living station? >> Whatever. >> Whatever she want. >> Do I get released right away? >> Actually, it's going to have to stay at the station cuz it's electronics and all that. >> Do I get released right away? >> Well, >> no. You're going to county jail. >> It says there's bail attached, right? >> I don't know. I'm not a judge. >> That'll be up for the judge to decide. Okay. >> No, cuz you know what? I'm charges against his personal. It's $300. >> I could pay triple that. >> Cool. But you resisted. >> Well, then you could buy the [ __ ] that you were stealing. >> If you weren't resisting arrest, my camera would have never flown off. You would have never hit me, right? >> So, stop wasting time. >> Good. Good. >> Whenever you're home, you [ __ ] >> That's what you do. You see one white girl and you're arresting me. >> Hey, [ __ ] arresting me. >> Yeah. What's up? I don't know if you're still on, but I don't believe. I mean, we have an agreement, but if he wants to do it, >> we have an agreement, but you want to do it. That'd be even better. >> Well, I immediately said, "Sorry, my son was in the hospital." >> So, today is March 24th, 2026. You are officially trespassing. >> I used up all the acting talk. >> It's getting harder and harder to find tasers for you guys. >> If you do come back with immediately by law enforcement, I don't understand what he just said to you. >> What? I don't care. I'm suing you. >> That's fine. >> He's g me. >> You're trespassed. You can't come back. >> Just like your partner. If you come back within a year, you got to be on. It's okay. I'm a little white girl, so you guys don't care that you're ruining my >> All right, Dante. Thank you, bro. >> What's up? >> Have bonds. >> They're misdemean. Thank you. Back to me. >> PD main, >> bro. >> You shut your hors. One more time. Okay. Okay, hang on. >> Sit down. >> I want you to take your >> sit down. You don't have to stand up to take your necklace off. Take off your necklaces. >> Take off your necklace. >> This is crazy. >> I love you as a parent. >> You can't understand the fear that goes through a parent [ __ ] walk to the mall. So you're taking me to gun club. >> Do I >> take your necklaces off, please? >> But I know you don't have to. >> You have to. >> Guys, sorry about the buffer and ain't [ __ ] I can do about that apparently. >> Take my gun. >> All your jewelry. >> My jewelry. >> Give me a chance. >> I'll do that for you. You work on Yes. Thank you. give me gra what you >> 1181 >> let me um grab we'll talk in a little bit give me a second >> the woman was detained and formally charged with the following offenses pedit theft disorderly conduct resisting officer without violence >> well they just cut off in the middle of their own wrap-up up. That was pretty dumb. I'm not even that bad of an editor. All right, I don't have any actite. However, I do have a firm missile. >> 2025 [music] in West Palm Beach, Florida. An officer was called to Clamata Street for a robbery that had just happened [music] outside a foot spa. from the library. >> How you doing? Nice to meet you. >> I'm not pushing buttons. >> So, I'm going to step out and >> I'm clicking a mouse and I'm not changing anything. >> All right, perfect. >> Thank you. >> A nice gentleman there has a full description as well. So, >> okay. So, when did it actually occur? >> So, right, you know, the library door is here. I was on the opposite side of the street. He was inside that was waiting. came up with polite talk. That was polite. >> Um, >> who did that to your face? >> My husband, he saw that I didn't have a ring on my finger and then things got out of control. >> Okay. >> Um, he um when I tried to call him, we struggled over my phone. >> Okay. He took your phone. >> Yeah. I wouldn't let go, but he but he touched my hands and so then when I screamed, he said, "Calm down. Calm down." Then he said, "I'm not trying to break you." He tried to pull my shirt. Okay. >> Um, he said, "Just come with me." And then I got finally was able to >> I was in the library doing something. And >> what's that thing on your head? >> I intercepted with >> I feel like this is happening in the middle of a Dr. Seuss book. >> This is happening. >> Why are they not talking in silly rhymes? >> Yeah, it's 20 minutes. >> 194. >> All right. >> All right. Can you uh describe the gentleman? um short uh hair Americans probably 25 black. >> They were dark blue jeans, but they were super baggy and he was holding them up. He couldn't walk without holding them up. >> Did he say anything to you guys? >> He did to me cuz I pushed him out the door. >> He came inside the business. >> Yeah. Yeah. And like followed her and then that's when Tim was the quickest one to realize like what was going on. and he like got in between them and then he kind of got in 10 and then the the rest of us kind of a couple other people kind of got in front of him and >> after telling me he was going to rob me. >> Yeah. >> I looked him dead in his eyes. I told him you good, bro. >> Yeah. >> You good? >> He said he was going to rob you. >> Yeah. I told him you straight. >> Yeah. >> And looked him dead in his eyes. You good? >> And he walked away. So look, he come down here. >> Uhhuh. >> And the little white lady that they got the uh >> the information from, right? She was sitting right here. >> So he approached you first and then approached her. >> Yeah. He walked up on her and I'm thinking like, "Oh, he ain't going to [ __ ] with her." Like that's a little lady. She ain't bothering nobody. >> Yeah. >> Listen. He got right up in her face like this. >> She's sitting down right here. He in her face >> like on some [ __ ] like, >> "Okay." >> Oh, I see you got like a little zip lock. What's in the ziplock? Like give me some cheese. Like give me some money. >> Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You know, so he's now walking down the strip. I thought he walked into one of these stores. >> Okay. When y'all pulled up, he walked into one of them stores. >> Okay. Did he threaten you for any kind of for any kind of private money or anything like that? There was >> I freely gave him money. >> You freely gave him money? Okay. >> Then he asked who I was if I was married. I said, "Yes, I'm married. My husband's in the library." He grabbed my hand, saw I didn't have a ring on it. >> Okay. >> Then we um I tried to deescalate it. >> Yeah. >> You know, if you hadn't spent all that money on your face, you'd probably be pretty. >> And that got really unescalated. He wouldn't let me call >> um can't believe people do that to themselves on purpose to keep me from um answering cuz my husband was in the library >> and he was trying to call me back cuz he saw a mis call and I was trying to answer the first one he wouldn't he had my hand I screamed because he had my hand crushed saying [ __ ] Chris I'm not trying to not trying to rape you but then he started >> I'm not trying to rape you >> he said I'm not trying to rape you >> well I should hope not >> [ __ ] Chris [ __ ] Chris is what he said the [music] name of him >> so he let go of me when Chris >> Yeah my >> this guy's got it out for you. >> He came out. I'm screaming into the phone so I was able to get a call. He went out the wrong door. Then he came running through when he saw Chris. He said, "Where the [ __ ] is Chris?" He let go. I screamed at Chris with a van parked kind of the way. Then I ran over here. >> So then he followed us in here. >> Okay. >> He followed us in here and was chasing around the vehicles. >> Okay. Thank you. No problem. You think you'll be able to track him down? >> Yeah, he'll be around somewhere. We know who it is. We're putting a a flyer out to go to the whole city. Okay. >> He'll get uh someone will pick him up today. >> Yeah. >> Every officer in this city knows who he is. So >> Okay. Okay. >> So he's not gonna go he's not going to go far. >> Yeah. He's not going to go far >> for everybody. >> Yeah. So he'll give you that. >> I think that guy's heart just grew 10 time 10 times it size at a chicken restaurant on Palm [music] Beach Lakes Boulevard. >> Yeah. Don't try to run. >> You ain't going to outrun that peppery. BACK HIM. BACK HIM. PACK HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. AUSSIE. GET HIM. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW. >> Let him go. >> Let him go. LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO. Let him go. >> See, I like it when canines take down a real [ __ ] bag. >> It just seems kind of cruel. >> I mean, the guy's trying to comply. The dog's still eating him. The dog's going to do permanent damage, scarring, and [ __ ] >> If a police dog attacks me, I'm not allowed to push it away. My dog attacks a cop, they shoot it. >> Handcuffs. >> IS THAT JUSTICE? >> GIVE ME YOUR OTHER HAND. >> One thing, man. >> BB on Windsor. We're >> nothing. I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. Buddy, baby. >> Oh [ __ ] >> You know, if you'd had a belt, you could have got away. Let me see. Have a seat, >> bro. I want to drink. >> Have a seat. We'll We'll talk about it. Let me see. We'll talk about it. >> All right. You have the information for him. >> Yeah. >> And you should though. That's the thing, bro. Good. >> Okay. If at any time during the interview do not wish to answer any question, you're privileged to remain silent. >> Yes. >> I can make no threats or promises to induce you to make a statement. This must be at your own free will. >> Mhm. >> Okay. Uh earlier today you were downtown street. Correct. >> Yes. Right. Okay. Uh you were wearing jeans. I don't know what happened to your jeans. You got got bit by the dog. Okay. They were returned to their rightful owners. They were like six sizes too big. >> I saw like I I was pretending to grab the phone. >> Yeah. >> I was like I was like >> So you tried to take your phone when she was trying to call her husband. >> Yeah. No. Yeah. [clears throat] I wasn't really taking try to take her phone. Yeah. Yeah. So >> All right. Good for him. Let's see. Okay, I think we got a couple more. I did that one. Let's do this. Another traffic stop roadside lawyer. What's with all the capitals? Why are you yelling? Stop that. I can't read all that. Did this defiant man think lecturing the police on the law would keep him out of handcuffs? I'm going to approach this thing back. >> Hello sir, >> my name is officer Slooh with the real police department. and pulled you over. Your windshield's tinted. Did you know you're not supposed to have a tin on your windshield? >> You need my license and insurance, right? >> Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. When it comes to the cannabis that's sitting on your seat there, is it in the sealed? >> Yes, this is sealed. >> Are you? >> Yes, seal. >> Sealed with the ziplock. >> Yes, it's sealed. >> I don't think that's what it necessarily. >> This is a sealed package. >> Okay. I know. Let me see. >> I wonder button. >> No, this is smell bad. >> I'm just trying to see your date on here, man. I'm sorry. Maybe the card's on the bottom. >> Yeah, if you want to just show me where the dates are. >> Yes. >> Can Can you hold on to it? >> Oh, for a moment. Yes. >> Why are you >> No, no, I wasn't asking you. He was asking me. >> I'm saying why is he being held on to >> So, a sealed odorproof container doesn't necessarily mean ziplockc bag on your seat. I got >> what? >> They had no problem. >> Okay. >> So, like why is Sen Senate Bill 0042? >> What was that? >> Senate Bill 004. >> Yeah. I don't know what the hell that was. >> Bill 0042. Okay. >> Correct. Seal. >> And were you smoking in the car, too? >> No, I wasn't smoking in the bill. >> When's the last time you smoked in the car? >> Well, thank you. I'm going to assume you're talking to me. I mean, >> I pulled over for tents where I'm about being questioned about illegal product. My insurance is right here. >> Never seen it again. >> I gave you my license. Where's the date on this again? I know 325 to 2025 is when you signed it. >> Well, we're up to dial up speeds now because everything is AI and it takes up all the bandwidth all over the world. >> The right ticket. >> Yeah. >> If you've noticed everything is slow down. >> You want to wave your hand? I'll see you. All right. So, you tell me what you guys typically do with >> I think that means he found it. Ah, perfect. Let me see what you got. Hi. Hi. Sit tight from me air bank. Okay. >> Sealed and orderproof from the from the dispensary. I mean, this isn't this isn't sealed. This is a ziplockc bag. >> Correct. >> There's no label on it. So, you could get this weed from anywhere, put it in a ziplockc bag, and that's how he transports it. What whatever he was citing. I I could even hear what he was saying. Um, it's up to you. We We could ride him for possession of adult use cannabis in a motor vehicle. take it and inventory it along with a ticket for with the PC ticket which would be the windshield. So you get one for the windshield, one for the cannabis. He said he was already cited. >> Yeah, >> you could how how long ago was it? >> He said a while ago. I don't remember exactly what he said. >> And he didn't take it off. He paid it. >> Well, if he gets cited for your tent, take your tent off, dumbass. >> Show me. >> Unless there's a record of when he was last ran a plane field if he's even telling the truth. Did he show you a ticket or not? >> So we don't even know if it's he's telling the truth or not. Um, obviously if you got a ticket, he doesn't care about the IVC, so we can recite him again and make him go to court to take it off. >> Yeah. >> Um, and then either give him a warning on the cannabis and re-educate him on the laws of it and throw it in his trunk. It's up to you. We can do all We can do nothing. We can do warning. We can do whatever you want. >> Uh, I I'm going to write him for the windshield. Would you typically search the car or anything else in regards to >> if you want to? I mean, he's he has uh uh uh >> Yeah. Right. You can smell You can smell it. >> You can smell when you got out of the car. >> This is not sealed and orderproof. It's a Ziploc bag, right? It's like >> you can literally just open it up. Yeah. So, >> um, >> and there's no markings for the >> There's no marking for the Spencer anyway. Like I said, it's a Ziploc bag. So, >> yeah. I don't know what that guy's deal was. Was that some kind of spam or something? Didn't make any sense. >> For we could throw it in his trunk. You can do It's up to you discretion at this point. >> Okay. >> Let's check the car. Like if we search and there's nothing else, you know, we could we can give him a warning for his troubles and then but throw him a ticket for this windshield if it's true that he got pulled over by playing field. Got a ticket for it but didn't bother to take it off. >> Yeah, he'll get a ticket for the windshield if he doesn't have anything else. >> Sure. >> Okay. >> Uh should I take this lane though if we're going to get him out? >> Hey Brian, you want to take the lane up? You take the lane with your squad? Yeah. >> Yeah, I'll take the lane up. >> It did say we lost connection. >> Oh yeah. [ __ ] that guy. We can't run them because there's no uh internet connection. I don't know why, but [cheering] how you doing, sir? All right. You have the open that cannabis in your car. It's not in a lawful container. So, I need you to just step out real quick. And you got it all over your lap, too, if you can't see that. >> I don't have it. >> What's the green stuff on here? >> Can you get a white shirt here? >> A white shirt? >> No. Yes. >> Uh supervisor. >> This is not Chicago. But we don't have white shirts. >> He wants a supervisor. >> A supervisor. >> Oh, tough [ __ ] >> Yeah. Get out of the car, man. >> No, I need a supervisor here. >> I don't This is a legal search. I need a supervisor. Can you please get a supervisor here? >> Why don't you get out of the car? >> It's not illegal if they have probable cause to search it just because a supervisor is not on scene. >> But you've got cannabis on your >> You know, dick. >> Okay. Can I have a supervisor? >> Yes. >> Okay. Can you call for the supervisor? >> He's going to call for a supervisor. I'm right here. You should video your pants and the canvas that's on your pants >> right there. >> What can you? >> All of you, man. >> Are you refusing to get out of the cursor? >> Don't roll and drive, dude. Come on. >> Why are you searching my vehicle for? No crime has been committed. I have proper insurance. I have driver's license. I have >> fiction for 10 with that >> weird hippo looking sticker guy. >> Doesn't matter. [laughter] It's in a sealed container. >> Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. >> From the dispensary. Yes, it was from a dispensary. >> Was it in a ziplock? It doesn't matter. Can you get a white shirt here, please? >> They're on his way. >> Okay. When they get here, then I can speak with him. >> Okay. So, just to make sure you still are refusing to get out of the car. >> Yes. I I >> Okay, that's fine. Hey, as long as we're saying that. >> Okay, that's why you're under arrest. >> Pull out the vehicle. >> So, illegal transportation. Cannabis. >> What? What is the illegal transportation? >> Well, if you see it's on you. So, is that sealed and orderproof? >> Explain it one time. >> Put the video on your pants. Move the phone. >> That's all you have to do. Explain it one time. >> Yes, there is. and the container that you had. >> I don't care what your camera's going to show. I don't care what you're going to post on the Tic Tacs. >> All right. So, the supervisor said it may be an extended wait for him to be here. >> We got all day. I have I'm no rush. We have all day. >> Y'all act like y'all know the law. What's going on? >> Okay. >> Am I being racially profiled? >> No, sir. >> Is that what it is? >> I believe that's what it is. >> Yes. >> Has been committed. >> They're stopping every black man with attended windshield. >> You're still refusing to get out of the car, right? >> No, I need a >> They're not stopping none of these other Oh, wait. Nobody has attended windshield. >> Like what's going on? >> Have any crimes been committed? >> Yes. >> Explain to you, sir. >> Can you answer my question? No. I asked you a few. Have any crimes? >> I've already explained it to you. >> Have any crimes been committed? >> Illegal transportation can illegal where's the where's the container of? >> Where's the container? >> Are you talking about >> Exactly. Where's the container? >> Yes. From the ziplock. >> That's the issue. >> It's not a ziplockc bag. >> What was it? >> That's a sealed container. What are you talking about? >> Okay. Was it a ziplockc bag? It's not illegal. It was an illegal It was It's illegal possession. So, what's going on? >> From which dispensary? >> That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what dispensary. >> Okay. >> What crime has been committed? Why? Why? >> You've already asked me. I've already asked. >> Too many officers riding my vehicle. I now I feel good for my life. >> No, no black officers neither. Y'all don't have any black officers here. That'll make me feel a little bit more comfortable. And why is it I'm surrounded by five white? >> Dude, you are lucky there's not black officers there cuz they just snatch your ass out of there already cuz they done going to take your [ __ ] >> over and over and over again. So here. >> God damn, I love black cops. >> Seal containers >> in a ziplockc bag. >> That's not a ziplockc bag. >> It is. >> It's not. That's the same thing they got at the dispenser. Racial profiles and illegal. >> Do you realize you still have cannabis on your pants? >> What? [laughter] >> The one you keep popping off in? >> This guy really is a [ __ ] >> Pull over. Like what the is going on? You act like I'm a fugitive or something. >> Do I have any warrants? >> How many do you see, sir? >> Do I have any warrants? >> How many officers do you see, sir? >> How many people is it this? >> Can we pull over to uh like a safer to get off this highway? You know what I'm saying? >> No, sir. >> Why not? >> That's a good question. >> The whole lane blocked for you. >> Um, >> it's that serious. You got the whole lane blocked over. Where's my ticket at? >> You'll be getting it. >> Don't follow us on Jar Flies, isn't it? >> Did you You didn't even test my windows. Can you test my window? >> You have 10 on your windshield, sir. streaming has ruined it because >> now you don't have to pick which album to get a song. You just listen to the songs. >> I can't see through your front window. >> I think don't don't follow on Jar Flies, isn't it? >> I'm talking I'm talking. >> Pretty sure >> I'm talking to him. It's just me and him right here. Why do I have to leave my window down? You have a right to ask me. Did you search my vehicle? I'm going to say no. >> No, you didn't. For what? No, it's cold outside. I don't want to step out the vehicle. What? Why? Why am I going to step out the vehicle? Can >> I don't have no open cannabis. That's a sealed package. What are you talking about? >> How stupid this is. >> I don't want to answer any more questions. I don't have anything to tend. >> You understand this? >> You can just step out of the car and we can do our job. >> A supervisor because y'all don't know the law. Y'all don't know y'all right. Y'all don't know y'all job. >> Can we get a supervisor here? >> He's on his way, sir. >> Okay. It's It's a He's right here. What? My hands are on the steering wheel. What? Like what more? >> I know some cords. I wouldn't go so far as to say I can play guitar. >> I don't care. How is it a safety issue? How is the safety issue? Pretending windows are a safety issue. >> I can't roll this window up. >> And if I do, what you going to do? Break my window? >> Sorry. >> If I roll my window up, you going to break my window? >> Probably. [snorts] Yeah. >> Step out the car for what? I don't have any warrants. I haven't did I haven't committed any crimes. WHY DO I HAVE to step out my vehicle? Did you Did the last person Did they step out? Did the last pull over the last? >> So, why are you trying to search my vehicle again? Illegal transportation of cannabis by the driver. What is the illegal transportation? >> You had it in a ziplockc bag on the >> stop telling him over and over and over. You already told him >> you're demanding me out my vehicle for nothing. >> He's going to have a conversation. That's >> what crimes have been committed. Courtney investigation what happened. >> Courtney, my man. >> What he's trying to do is tell you the actual case left for it. >> No, probably ain't going to get him now. >> Doesn't matter what you tell him, he's not going to listen. >> All right. So it seems like the supervisor is going to be coming up here short. They just want to explain. >> He's not going to agree with anything you say. >> Over for the >> When the supervisor gets there, he's going to tell him the same thing. >> He's going to argue with the supervisor. >> You also have cannabis on your lap. >> I don't have any cannabis on my >> That's fine. You keep saying that. I don't. What the Where the do you see cannabis on? >> You've knocked the off, but it looks like you got it on [ __ ] too. What are you talking about, man? >> You don't see any nugs on my knife? What are you talking about? >> I I would call it green plant material, also known as shake, on your pants. >> I will test it. Test it all. Tested all my >> All right. So, this is coming up. >> So, glad you came. >> He's on that set. >> Are you just getting here? I haven't seen you before. Now, >> I'm Sergeant Cler. >> Thank you for the gifted membership. >> They're trying to tell me to step out my vehicle for no reason. Why am I stepping on my vehicle? >> They don't need a reason. >> Yes, they do. >> No, they don't. I'll You asked the question, I'm going to give you an answer. Okay. Illinois State Supreme Court has ruled over and over again that officers on a traffic stop in the state of Illinois can ask drivers to come in and out of their vehicle at will for their safety and the drivers. In this particular case, they're doing it for that reason, but also they're going to conduct a search of you and your person based on visible contraband. So, here's the thing. What is the contract? >> Are you a supervisor? Where? Where is your >> Cottonwood? >> Okay, that's what this patch should do. >> 20 months. Awesome. >> I am the street supervisor today. >> Question. You are illegally searching my vehicle, right? >> I'm not illegally searching your vehicle. That is your opinion, but it is incorrect. >> So, here's what I'm going to have you do. Step out of the vehicle now. >> If it's illegal, >> bring that up in court. [ __ ] ass. Thank you for the two [ __ ] ass. >> Sparkle poos is never late or on time. They arrive exactly when they're supposed to man. Please keep this on the trunk. >> I don't have none. I want to go quick. Here's what I want you to do. Put your hands back. Cottonwood five memberships. Thank you, Cottonwood. I reckon >> you would be detained. >> You're not going to not fight me. >> I ain't going to fight you, bro. I'm going to fight you for like y'all ain't going to beat my think I'm that stupid, >> man. If I caught you off the street without that vest on, I'll probably slap the >> You want to continue to threaten officers? You going to go to jail for a felony? Is that what you want to do? >> Boom. >> Do you want to have a seat on the girl? >> How you like that, Sergeant? >> My phone. >> Is that the white shirt you were hoping to get? >> Y'all really think I'm going to take off on you? I got a CDL. Why' I do that? Well, if you have a CDL, why do you have open cannabis in your vehicle? >> Because I can. I'm off duty right now. >> Incorrect, sir. >> You unfortunately got some bad information, but we're going to help you get the correct information to protect your CDL in the future. Okay. >> You don't know what you're talking about, man. >> Okay. >> You know what I'm saying? You don't know what you're talking about. >> Okay. >> So, they're not from the dispenser. You make put them in your own bag yourself. >> What? >> Scale, too. >> Straight up. >> 18 months. >> I don't pick on you. That goes the other way. >> It was going to go this way anyway. Legal search. Come on, man. It's illegal motion to suppress, man. You know what I'm saying? I know what's going on. This ain't nothing. >> Are you an attorney? >> What do you think I'm going to run? >> You really got to study, bro. >> I know what's going on, man. >> This ain't nothing, man. >> You You knew what was going on. You have not kept a prize of the situation. >> This ain't nothing, man. You know what I'm saying? >> So, >> this ain't nothing. >> Sure. >> Oh, look at there. >> You did tell me what's going to slap off. >> I told him. I told him. What's going to happen is you're going to stay in these till I think that you are not violent. Okay. And now we have a problem with the possession charge, don't we? >> Possession. >> Yeah, >> that's legal. >> Okay. >> You're right. K4 is here now. >> You know, y'all making [laughter] >> subscribe to Kar. >> Bring it back to your car. >> Very talented. >> We're going to go walk back to this area. You have a seat >> for what? >> Thank you. That was directed towards me though. >> Walk with us. >> I can stay right here if I'm detained. >> No, I don't get it. I have my hood. >> If you do, that's cool. >> What else you need out of the car? Huh? >> What else do you need out of the car? >> My hoodie. >> Hoodie, phone. >> That's it. >> Nothing else. >> My wallet. >> Your wallet. Okay. >> And I'm being detained. >> Okay. You're being detained. >> Have a seat. >> If I'm detained, why can't I destroy the wallet? >> Because you sit where we tell you when you're detained. That's how that works. >> I don't know who the Go have a seat. Y'all ain't nobody's daddy. >> We've been very polite. You know what I'm saying? >> Go ahead and have a seat. Talk to your >> Don't have any Watch your feet. Watch out for your shoes. >> I don't pick on you, Tammy. right up. >> He's just being not driving. You can just walk. There we go. All right. >> I know, you know, county guys know white shirts, right? They ask for white shirts. Obviously, you know, do people that have never been to jail ask for white shirts, too, or is it just cuz like in the big cities like New York, like Chicago, I think the >> people that get arrested all over the place ask for white shirts. >> It was white shirts. I know JP, they have white shirts, right? Yeah. Yeah. >> So, I know that's a supervisor. You know, a lot of officers, they be doing illegal [ __ ] This ain't nothing right here, man. You know what I'm saying? You still >> This ain't nothing right here. You know what I'm saying? I get arrested all the time. >> They're going to conduct know what's going on. They make determine what's going on with uh with other driver stuff. >> All right. >> So, you are under arrest for possession canvas with intent to deliver. >> Intent to deliver. >> Yeah. >> To deliver what? >> I'll explain you back there, but still. But you know what? I'll see you in court, buddy. >> Okay. >> You know what I'm saying? >> All right. >> I'll see you in court. >> Hey, can I get my phones? My wallet, my keys to my other vehicle. >> Some keys, my phone vehicle, >> wallet, keys to my other vehicle. >> All right. >> And any other personal belongings I believe I have in there. What's What's going on with the vehicle? >> It's your vehicle. Everything in it is your personal belongings. >> My work clothes out of there and everything. >> My hoodie. >> We'll get you the hoodie. >> I don't know. >> Make sure you get my wallet, >> my phone. >> I mean, we used to all have it in the '9s. I didn't, but >> all the car guys I hung out with did. I got the miss on this one. I'll wrap where >> we'll grab we'll grab everything we reasonably can. Okay, >> maybe it's retro. >> I know you may think different. That's cool. It's a difference of opinion. I get it. I want to buckle you in case some idiot hits him while he's on the way. Okay, we're going to get cozy here, you and I. All right, just for a sec. There you go. You're good. Me on back, brother. All right, get you on the way. Okay, we're the state attorneys are going to look at your history and see this charge and want to upgrade. >> This ain't nothing. >> I haven't looked at it. I'm not going to look at it out here. I'm just asking. >> Yeah, this ain't nothing, man. It's illegal search and seizure, man. It's going to get it's going to get through, man. You know what I'm saying? Like >> I said, you got to read a little more. That's all right. >> Opinion. >> I didn't commit any crimes. I didn't have anything illegal. >> All of that's a crime, man. >> That's not a crime. I smoke. I smoke. What are you talking about? >> A lot of police departments do it, but >> a crime. >> It's not. It's like if you catch somebody with alcohol, that's a crime. >> When I work corrections in Ohio, that was their supervisor. >> Illegal. Just cuz Illinois decriminalized it doesn't make it >> Georgia Ring. Thank you for the two. Happy taser Tuesday with you. >> Glad you're here. >> I know it's all a whoopdedoo or whatever, but you know what I'm saying? But at the same time, >> are still in effect. >> Illegal searches is illegal searches. You know what I'm saying? >> Not the way it works. >> It is. >> I think like uh Chicago, >> it's not no contract. >> Baltimore has white shirts. >> No contra. Y'all illegally illegally. >> A lot of big cities do that. Y'all illegally search the vehicle and allegedly can't I know that. That's what I'm saying. I know that. And my rights was never read to me either. Right. I remember. >> Did they ask you incriminating questions? >> We'll be on the way. All right, man. >> All right. Where are we going? >> Romanville Police Department. >> Jail. >> You're going to jail >> right there? >> Yeah. >> You're in town. It's about a 5minute drive. >> All right, Mom. >> The man was arrested and charged with resisting arrest and possession with intent to deliver. Drop your opinion in the comments and hit like. How about I drop my opinion right here. How many we got left? Damn. It's going on 10 already. Did it. Haven't did it. Haven't did it. Did it. Did it. All right. We'll we'll do one more cuz I don't know how long these are. Probably not both, but we'll see. Do we want a rich woman meets karma after failed hit and run? I think that's from like last week. I was going to do that Sunday. or a woman fights airport police after being denied boarding. I think I was going to do that Sunday, too. Oh, wait. Excuse me. God, I hate this delay. Imagine what the buffering would have been if I put it on um low latency. It would have been bad bad. How dare you? That's wrong. That's [clears throat] the great state of West Virginia. Thank you very much. West Virginia. I live here. Um, all right. We we'll do the airport one because that's the only person that's answered me. June 26th, 2026, deputies responded to Albany International Airport after a JetBlue employee reported that Christa Joy Mitchell allegedly struck a male passenger. >> I do like argument. I emailed them about a possible sponsorship because I enjoy their projects so much at deputies. >> They ignored me. >> That's not my guy. >> All I know is that when I looked over, >> I can't hear a word they're saying. >> She stomping on the cell phones like the stomping on the phones. He had I think he had walked back, but then he started walking back toward her and then she started trying to hit him. >> He was trying to avoid. >> He was trying to get away. >> Well, he was Yeah, he was trying to he was trying to like He didn't I didn't see him even >> You're damn right >> at all. >> Yeah, >> he's he's good to fly. You're fly. >> I'm just going to break everything in here. >> She's got to go. All right, >> ma'am. Jeet Blue is not going to let you fly. They just said it. So >> So they have to cancel my flight. >> No, I'm not going down. >> What else are we going to do? >> The old alma mo and we're going to go home. >> But we can't have to sit down there. >> This one just doesn't fit right. >> Just walk us up. >> Okay, Kyle, >> you lead the way. I'll follow you. >> Let's go, >> guys. >> Okay, walk these guys in. Let's go. >> Come on. Go ahead. I'm following you. >> Listen. Option A is you walk with us. Option B is you leave in handcuffs. >> I'm leaving with you guys. >> You're not leading the way. I don't know what >> you want to leave in handcuffs. That's option B. >> Just walk out cordially, please. >> For what? >> Come with us. You're not flying today. Bending. So, just walk with us. >> For what? >> Walk with us or I'm going to remove you. Walk with us. This really doesn't fit right. It sits too low. Hey, Shane. >> Just hang out with him up here for now. He's good. You >> get off of me. >> Okay, then walk. >> All right, you get off of me. >> Then walk. >> I'm walking. >> Okay. >> All right, I'm going. Get >> Okay, then walk. >> Do you mind just walking me through what happened today? What happened just now? Or no? >> Don't want nothing with it. Just want to >> Yeah, I don't really want to deal with it. >> You don't want to deal with it? Y should know how word for word. Y should know how I know you're doing your job, but honestly man to man. >> I get you. All right. >> All right. Are you hurt at all? You heard at all? >> That's all I have to say. >> I'm just asking, are you hurt at all? Do you want EMS or anything like that? >> No. Okay. All right. Good. So, he's good with us, all that stuff. So, he still get to fly with you, right? >> Yes. Yeah, he was fine. >> Okay. All right. Let me took her downstairs so she's not up here anymore. Um I don't know if they're going to rebook her right now or >> I prefer the herd. Thank you. >> Get out of here. >> Yeah. I don't know. I can call down and tell >> No, somebody mentioned Marshall and I had to show people. >> People think that that hat represents the school up north, but it doesn't. It just represents the state. >> So, you're here with me. >> Why? So, when Jeff >> I ain't trying to be that. I'm only just trying to talk to you. I don't know. Ain't no self-respect in West Virginia and goes to WVU. >> But the reason Jeff ain't going >> their student body has more New Jersey residents than Ruckers. >> We can't do nothing with it >> cuz >> real West Virginiaians go to Marshall. >> I've had friends that need to fly out that are they can't fly out. There's nothing that we can change for that. >> You're right. And I paid for my flight. >> I know that. >> And I paid for my trip. >> I know that. The only thing that I can do is try to help you. >> So back up. >> I can but that ain't going to let me help you at all. >> Yes, that is. Listen, we will give you your space on it, >> but we will give you your space if you just >> Is that the kid from Criminal Minds in the back? >> What was his name? I don't know. >> So, why are you here? >> Because we need to make sure that you rebook your flight. >> I like the first season or two of that and then it just got stupid. >> So, back up. >> We will give you as much space as you want. >> That's all I'm asking. Is that a banana on her key ring right there? >> Did that Did that big ass? >> It is. It's a big ass. >> Okay. >> Being up here with it ain't going to help you at all. >> Exactly. >> I ain't going to try I'm not trying to be up here like this at all. The only reason that we're even still up here is because >> actually Yeah, that might have been his name. If you were sitting down at any bench or anything like that, you walk right away. >> What do you mean? >> Oh, the criminal minds guy to book my flight. >> They can't book it for you. >> I like the first season or two of that. >> When they tried to give him a different character arc and the only >> the drug problem or whatever, I was like, "All right, that was I liked when he was the nerdy guy for quite a while." >> All right, I'll wait. >> That's what I'm saying. If you want to wait over here, >> and you can wait. Then when uh >> Manny Patankin left, I I had no more interest in that shirt. >> I recommend going down. >> No, >> you can wait, but waiting here ain't going to do nothing. >> I'm not talking. >> I know. >> Terra cotta banana terracotta. Terra cotta pie. >> I'm not cooperating. >> Boom. Metal reference. >> Listen, you're not flying back out right now. >> Why? >> Where's my metal heads at? Y'all know that. >> Why? >> Because you cannot fly today with me. No, you have to. You are being you're going to be removed from the airport. >> Why? >> Why does she have two butts? >> Yes. >> Exactly. >> Listen. >> So, what's the problem? >> Please just step out of line. >> No, I paid for this [ __ ] >> No, >> they're not letting you drive regardless. There's no need for you to be on that side. >> You want to put money? >> Boom. Billy Dillinger is the winner tonight. >> There's I can get through. How much do you want to bet? >> Listen, you're not getting through though. >> Why? >> Because you're not flying out. >> He won the entire street. No, you're not going on that flight. My flight is already paid for. >> Listen, >> they kicked you off that flight. >> No, they cannot. >> Listen, you're going to be removed in handcuffs. >> They kicked me off that flight. >> You're going to be removed in handcuffs. Okay. >> No, we didn't. >> Just cooperate with us. I mean, it doesn't have to. >> No, I wasn't. >> How dare you not know Mandy Patankin? >> No, I was not. >> The lady that was there, she removed you. >> No, she did not. >> You never seen Princess Bride. >> Okay. Well, >> and go Mononttoya. >> No, you're not going through TSA. You're not. >> Exactly. Cuz you know, >> you killed his father. Prepare to die. >> Yes. Do you want to bet? >> You don't need to be here. >> Do you want to bet? Do you want to bet? >> Do you want to put money on it? >> You can put money. >> First time I ever saw animated boobies, though. >> Exactly. Cuz you don't want to let me go. >> You're going to go out and hand because you're not going to >> She has a bottom butt and a top butt. >> Damn it. >> Why would you listen? >> Because I paid for this. >> It doesn't matter. Your flight is already They kicked you off. >> No, they did not. >> Yes, they did. >> No, they did not. >> My flight is already This [ __ ] already took my [ __ ] What is she talking about? >> There's no need for for there is. There is. >> They were going to rebook you. They're still going to reb >> No, they're not. >> How much do you want to bet that I can get through right here? >> You can get through. >> Do you want to put money on it? >> Do you want to put money on it? >> Do you want to put money on it? >> No. >> Listen. Just based on >> How much do you want to bet? >> Do you want to put money on it? >> Do you want to put money? I don't want to hear it. every few seconds. >> No, I don't want to hear it. >> Okay. >> Like I literally already Yes, they are. >> No. >> Yes, they are. >> Chill for a second. >> No, >> I know. Look, I can feel you right now. I know. >> Cop. >> Listen. >> Go. BUT HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET THAT I'M going to make it? >> You can't. >> Dear Lord, that cop's equipment weighs more than he does. >> My flight is booked. I'm not like, what are you talking about? >> You are kicked off that flight. >> NO, I'M NOT. THERE'S NO NEED FOR >> You're kicking me up. THAT'S LIKE >> THEY GET >> NO, THEY DIDN'T. >> I just want to grab that zipper and go. >> You're distracting people. >> Stop touching it. >> Okay. >> And you're going to be remove. >> It is a banana. >> Don't. >> Is it not >> dead ass? >> The only way that I can get you. >> Yes, they are. >> Is it a dead ass banana? >> Don't touch me. >> Don't touch me. >> No. No. >> Exactly. >> Walked away. >> No. >> On your back. >> I'm trying to do this the easy way with you. >> Pop her up. Chop her up. >> But I don't think you guys understand. You told me no. People don't do that. >> You're not allowed. >> Knock it off. >> Stop touching me. Get the off of me. >> Stop. >> GET OFF OF ME. >> GET OFF of me. >> I can take it. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Wait. What the? >> No. Get over me. >> Don't touch that. >> I will. >> No, >> don't even do it. >> No, I will. >> They're in the top plaza. >> You're not going to spit on. >> I will. My favorite thing about being um >> being arrested in the airport, >> my favorite thing about watching someone be arrested in an airport. I've never been arrested >> is the walk of shame is like >> 20 miles long. Are you see anything from that? Knock it off. >> The is your deal? Why you got to do this? >> No need for it. >> I got big ass thighs like that. I keep them covered the [ __ ] up. [laughter] >> Oh yeah, >> have one. >> The awkward I done [ __ ] up laugh. [laughter] >> I'm going to pretend this doesn't bother me. [clears throat] >> [laughter] [snorts] >> Give her the beekeeper hat. [laughter] [gasps] >> [laughter] >> If if we sit you up, are you going to stop trying to spit? >> NO. [laughter] >> HELLO. Did Did he explain we're looking for some sleepy juice? Maybe. >> That's the goal here. So I don't get spit on today. >> They got all the good stuff. >> Yeah, she's uh she's a peach. want. >> Oh, absolutely. We're riding over. [laughter] >> Judging by her shorts, her room or that room probably smells like >> leftover red lobster that you forgot in the back of the fridge for about a month. [laughter] >> Mhm. >> No, just hold that from behind. >> Perfect. All right. Well, Christa, we're going to the hospital, just so you know. All right. >> I need to go there. [laughter] >> That's where we're headed. >> You know how much alcohol was? >> We're not totally sure. >> I'm going to guess a good one. >> She had a uh like a little rocks glass in her hand when we dealt with her. So, Don't give me a >> Oh, that reminds me. Um, uh, EW Body Cam, EWU Body Cam had a really cool one out today. I was going to play it, but I think they get aggressive with their, um, with their copyrights if I'm not mistaken. I may be mistaken, but it was a really cool one. Big roided out douche canoe caused all kinds of problems. >> Give me a >> watch that one if you haven't already. >> Oh my god. [laughter] Just careful on the north side. Strap her to the backboard and then go prop it upside down in the corner until she >> decides to act right. >> Stop touching me. >> I don't like this. >> All right. So, we're going to have to >> big bat wolf. >> We're about to call it after this one. So, you grab that end, right? >> I'm tired. >> We're going to bring this. >> Got to get up early in the morning. >> Find something I haven't wasted tonight to to do a video on tomorrow. >> I can't breathe. >> Okay. You're probably going to feel a little tired. That's okay. >> Why did they strap her to a pool float? >> Somebody ride. Are they giving her a costume to match her little phone clippy thingy? >> I got some of her more belongings out there. I'll follow you guys. >> I need that. >> Just put it all in the bag. >> Oh, but yeah, the guy in the uh the EWU video, they uh they shot him up with some K and it didn't phase him. Buckw Wild got my back. That's my boy. Watch that video. I'm not going to play it here. >> It's like 25 30 minutes long. Something like that. >> I think >> they all run together anymore. >> Uh Dan's grabbing the car. Williams is riding in. going again. >> Yeah. >> She was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Share your thoughts in the comments below. And don't forget to like and subscribe. All right. So, that's what we got tonight. I'm going to call it. I'm tired. It's past my bedtime. Um, thanks for coming out. Thanks for hanging out, watching the videos with me. Thanks for putting up with all the buffering. I don't know what the deal with that is. Um, big shout out shout out to the mods. You guys are awesome. Thanks for uh taking care of me and keeping the show running. Um, thanks for the super chats, super stickers. Um, welcome new members. Thanks to you guys that gifted memberships. I think that's about all I got for tonight. Watch Taser Tuesday if you haven't already. But I know you you wonderful people wouldn't miss a taser Tuesday. Um I don't know. I'll try to have a video out tomorrow. We'll we'll see what we got. Take it easy, guys. [music] [music] Come on. Sing it. [music]