Good idea taking me to jail. We're not hens, we're not friends, we're not homies, WE'RE NOT COMPADRES, WE'RE NOT WHATEVER THE [ __ ] YOUR NAME IS MENTIONED. I WILL SPIT ALL OVER ANYTHING THAT SAYS ANYTHING NICE ABOUT YOU. >> OH MY GOD. >> WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL. Today's video comes to us from body camera roll, Wisconsin. Links in the description, as always. This woman appears to be under the influence of something. Uh I guess she got into an altercation with some kids. They beat the hell out of her, and she cut one with a razor, allegedly. So, cops come, EMTs come, they check her out, find out she's got warrants. They take her into custody. And that's when it gets fun. Check it out. >> You know. >> Hi, ma'am. Are you okay? >> Hello, hello, hello. Can you hear me now? You know where my location is? I need help. I'm >> Officer, call the cops, quick. >> I've been violently beaten. I'm trying to press charges. I'm just trying to figure out who the heck she thinks I am, cuz I didn't do that to her. Hello, can you hear me? Hello, emergency. Hello. The cops are here. There's two of them. Huh? I want to go >> Yeah, they're good if they want to step out of here. >> Well, I don't need that kind of emergency. Jeff, I'm going to die, care. I just have >> What's your name? What's your name? >> I don't know, cuz I got beat up for something I didn't do, ma'am. So, I don't really want to say what my name is, cuz I'm getting a mistaken identity. >> I'm not saying that you're in trouble. I'm just >> I feel like I'm in trouble. >> Well, you're bleeding from the face a lot. I want to make sure that you're okay. >> up. >> Yeah, do you want to talk about it with me? >> Yeah, no, I won't talk about it. Cuz you're putting me on the radio. >> A radio? With a face like that, you should be in pictures. >> I don't want to talk about it on the radio. >> What do you mean, in radio? >> Like on your on your walkie-talkie? >> Uh I I got beat up twice. And I'm talking like they tried to murder me, they could have. >> What's your first name? >> than them. >> What's your first name? >> to tell you yet. >> Why not? >> I got a warrant. >> Cuz I'm not who you say I am, I got it. >> All right, well they're going to check you out just to make sure that you're okay. >> I already know I'm fine. The only thing is I need a light. Light is annoying. >> They might be able to help you out. I don't know where they are or anything. >> I was just outside. I got hurt, ma'am. You got a missing arm? You said my thing? >> Are you still on the phone with 911 with all those people there to help you? >> Hello, emergency. Is that dispatch? No, it's my phone. >> Why did I think it was a ham radio? Of course it's your phone, stupid. >> Well, he hung up, ma'am. I tried calling 911 to get the emergency. >> Oh, okay. >> What's What's your name? >> Do you guys know who this is? >> Yes. >> The one that got hurt or the one that got beat up for the wrong thing? That's >> The one they're standing in front of asking questions to. Tell them who that is, stupid. >> Same person twice, sir. Which one are >> What are your two names? >> I won't tell you my name yet. Not till I get to the end of it. >> Okay. >> So, you better not guess wrong, I guess. >> How long do I guess till we get to the end of it? >> I don't think you want to, can we? I don't know, I hope I can. But, why am I getting in trouble? What did I do, man? She don't want I'm not allowed to lie down here because what? I didn't do anything. >> Okay. >> And I got molly whopped in the head. I got >> Did she just say molly whopped? That's a cool word. We should say that more. >> What's your name? >> the one. I didn't do that. Please don't hurt me. You guys are strong as >> Those are EMTs, not cops. >> Who am I? What is my name? What is happening here? >> I don't know her name. She looks familiar. I just don't know what her name is. Amber? No, we're just here to help you. >> Here. Here. Here. Here's my stuff. You can look through it. Amber. >> Amber, what's going on? >> No, no, nobody Nobody hurt me. Nobody hurt me. I JUST GOT HURT. NOBODY HURT ME. I'M STILL PLEASE TELL ME I'M STILL WITH YOU. >> Don't do drugs, kids. Don't do drugs. >> No. Oh my god, I'm going to get Guys, I can't handle it. Okay, I'm going home. I'm done. I can't wait. I can't go home. He won't answer the door. You can't hear me over his music. >> Yeah, it's the music. That's why he doesn't want to answer the door. >> That's his dream world thing. You're going to hurt me. You're going to cut me. I've been cut. No way. >> I met you once before over at Burns Park. >> No, I've never met you. >> Okay. >> So, Burns Park. It's Burns Park. And I've been there, AND YOU GUYS are going to hurt me. Well, I didn't. I didn't deserve that. I didn't do that. What's he talking about? You guys are the ones that are going to hurt me. >> So, we don't want to hurt you, and you're not really in trouble. We just want to know what your name is. >> Amber. >> What's your last name, though? >> Amber got her act >> Okay, I'm a sweetheart guy. I can't cuz you won't answer the door. Last I checked, 5 minutes ago or so. I just came from trying to get in there. You guys, what's happening? >> Did someone >> want to go home. I want to address this. What happened? Cuz my name is Amber Mash, and I didn't do that. They said that that I was saying the N-word, that I was calling her N-word all the time. >> Well, if you were saying the N-word, they wouldn't have hurt you. You probably said it out word. >> I told a guy that looked like at once and he >> Right. >> He said [ __ ] and I hit him and I learned my lesson. That's old school. I didn't do that. >> Amber, do you want to explain what happened? >> It's 2 weeks at least. >> What happened? >> What happened? >> Yeah. >> My name's Amber, right? >> Yep. >> I got I got my hair pulled. I got >> Yep, who did that? >> I don't know who it was. >> How many people were there? Was it a group of people or just one person? >> 20 or more. Yeah, I'm thinking you might be fibbing there. I I don't think there's that many people that care enough about you to kick your ass. >> Go home, Amber. >> Because you didn't answer me. >> I don't want to hear your story, Amber. >> Please, please, Amber. What did I do? >> You called them racist [ __ ] and spurs. >> Amber >> And they ran down on >> Why would they like do the spurs? He's saying that she was saying stuff. >> Called them >> She was calling them [ __ ] and [ __ ] And they seen her and they She did that like that's the that's a good way to get your ass beat. And they chased her down. And they beat her ass. >> You saw it happen? >> No, I didn't. >> You just heard about it? Okay, and where was this actually? >> You know it happened right in front of us. >> Not Amber, I didn't do that. See? They're going to kill me. >> What's going in the ambulance? Okay. >> Yep, that's an ambulance. >> I should sue y'all. >> Where's my bag and You guys are just going to Are you just going to check her out in there? You're not going to transport her, are you? >> Um, not sure yet. Depends if she wants to go. I just want to get her in a safe space. >> Just let us know because she's going to be going to jail, so >> Oh, is she? >> She has a warrant and then we're still trying to figure out what else is going on here, so >> Okay, sounds good. But I just want to like get her in a real safe space. >> Okay. >> All right, pray pray for pray for Amber. >> She She part of it. You should ask her where they at. SHE KNOW WHERE THEY AT. >> WHERE DO YOU THINK WE COULD FIND THEM? CUZ you want to talk to them about it. Okay. So, it was like Baker >> Well, I'm not saying that's the appropriate response, but it's definitely understandable. Well, they're trying to investigate and find out what's going on. I think that makes them pretty competent. You don't want them arresting somebody for no reason. >> We're going to leave and go to Gunderson. >> Okay, sounds good. We'll We'll end up going down there, too. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> And she's got a warrant. Not even going to send anybody with her follow her down or nothing. The hell? >> Hey Baker. Do you think it's okay if they just transport her without detaining her? She's being cooperative. I'm going to go down to Gunderson and follow them then. But damn it. Great. LET'S NOT MY SHOES AGAIN HERE IN MY FACE. GREAT. Can't wait to go to jail again. [ __ ] What are they going to do this time? I can't. Are you kidding me? I'm still going to jail, of course. >> Well, that's what happens when you got a warrant. >> Can't breathe. I'm going to die. This is great, man. Being set up. Set up to the floor up in there. I don't even know who the [ __ ] that is. >> Well, that's nothing. That's not a saying or anything. You just made that up. >> I didn't get on my phone. I can't check my Facebook. I'm going to jail. I was SUPPOSED TO STAY IN LACROSSE. >> [screaming] >> YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE LACROSSE. >> I DIDN'T [ __ ] MISS. THAT'S NEXT MONTH. SURE, GIVE ME A PEN AND WRITE IT DOWN. MAKE HIM RECORD IT JAIL AND FIX IT. GREAT IDEA. THAT'S WHERE THE [ __ ] RAT PELLETS GO. >> HUH? >> MY PEN can't write on my notebook. Can't see my boyfriend. Ain't got no money. Great. Sounds fun. Steal my money and put me in jail over taking my M-16. Oh, wow, that's a great idea. >> Yeah, you definitely have no business with an M-16. Sorry. >> [snorts] >> Funny, funny, hilarious. Get the [ __ ] OUT OF THE WAY. I GOT TO GO TO JAIL. >> NOW, I'LL ADMIT I'M PRETTY BAD about road rage, but I've never done it from the backseat. Definitely not the backseat of A COP CAR. >> DUMBASS, GET OFF THE ROAD. PISSED IT. I AIN'T DOING THAT [ __ ] AROUND TOWN. I AIN'T DONE THAT SINCE I MET MAY. NOW, [ __ ] OFF. YEAH, RIGHT. GREAT, I GET TO SHOWER IN JAIL. I CAN'T WAIT. >> That's all right. You're probably due for one. It doesn't matter where it comes from. Just take the shower. >> So, what's the reason I'm going to jail? Because I'm beautiful and [ __ ] >> Yeah, that's it. >> No, just wondering. Because I missed a court appearance in in Trempealeau County that's not even yet because it's hasn't passed yet. It's not July 20-something, nor is it August. >> It is August. It's August 6th. Says so right there. Just look up. >> Apparently. Well, guess what? We just got the internet today. So, the only reason I'm going to jail is because I'm happy. So, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO WRITE THAT INTO THE NARRATIVE THERE, sexy bitty bop boo boop? >> Yeah, you look happy. Pretty entertaining though. >> Whoever the [ __ ] you are, because you weren't in the HOSPITAL ROOM. YOU'RE GOING TO MESS UP MY AFTER HOURS. YEP. AND THAT'S ALL YOU GET from me, and I ain't saying a lick of [ __ ] to anything. >> I wish you'd shut up. >> Other than whatever the [ __ ] I WANT TO IN MY own thought pattern. I don't give a [ __ ] that I had a warrant. I WOULD RATHER SIT OUTSIDE ON A [ __ ] god damn nice time than sit the [ __ ] in a jail cell, rotten, sitting, and laying on [ __ ] Good idea taking me to jail. We're not hens. We're not friends. We're not homies. WE'RE NOT COMPADRES. WHATEVER THE [ __ ] YOUR NAME IS MENTIONED, I WILL SPIT ALL OVER ANYTHING THAT SAYS ANYTHING NICE about you. >> Well, that's not very nice. Just because you're not friends or homies doesn't mean you should spit on people. >> Get it. Yeah, I get IT CUZ I SAID IT. MOVE. I GOT TO GO TO JAIL, IDIOT. I'M A NICE PERSON, AND YOU'RE IN THE WAY. SO, MOVE OUT OF IT. >> YEAH, I was just about to talk about what a nice person you are. >> What's up, peanuts? Do you want this? Yes. Yeah, I wanted to check to see if it was a winner. You can check it if you're bored and [ __ ] God damn, I'm not supposed to be nice to you. Yeah, I know. What the [ __ ] I know, right? God damn. Pay you for that. >> How dare you make me laugh? >> Get the [ __ ] out of here, [ __ ] >> Pick my phone up. All right. Hello. Hey, I can drink now. Wait a minute. What time is it about? >> It's uh 6:30 p.m. >> All right, so I missed dinner. >> I don't know. >> I missed dinner I've been here You been here before? Yeah, I just got out of here like last week practically. >> What? Color me surprised. >> Yes, I wasn't aware of that. I thought you haven't been booked in here before. >> I have been. That's what I was getting at earlier. I'll just go right here. >> Thank you. >> The restroom? >> No, just go right here. >> Oh, you can sit right there. You have to take me out like a compliant inmate. >> No, why am I wearing these? >> Remember, we're going to keep them on for now. >> Oh, of course that I've been here before. >> I thought you just said that you were. >> I have been here before. I'm making a narrative because that's exactly what is happening. This guy is laughing at me, playing on his phone. Hello. >> I am not playing on my phone. I'm laughing though. >> Bro, I'm an inmate and I need booked in, so get on it, bro. I've been here before. If you got my [ __ ] I'm going to kill your ass. You want to give me a charge for it, then do it then instead of you being on your phone looking like an idiot. >> He's not doing your >> You are being an idiot. You're somebody else and it's not funny to me, dude. >> It really has nothing to do with us. >> I like being jailed, so I just This This is how I am. So, you want to shut me up, get him some duct tape and put it over my mouth. That's the only way you're going to get me to shut up right now. >> She's just a delight. I can't imagine why anybody would want to jump her. >> Hey. Or at all. >> you can talk >> knowing of me because we're not friends. We're not homies. We're not compadres. We're nothings. You and my [ __ ] dad have [ __ ] off. [ __ ] you. >> Okay. >> [ __ ] you and Doc. You ruined my [ __ ] day. >> Okay. >> You got to finger for me and it's not funny to me cuz I don't give a [ __ ] about secrets. >> I was going to tell you the Trempealeau County bond amount if you want to leave. >> bond I don't give a [ __ ] what the bond is. I don't have money. I don't care WHAT IT IS. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS. YOU I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A dollar in my name. >> Okay. I just figured I'd tell you. >> Okay, well I figured I would tell you I shouldn't be here, dude. >> Yeah. >> So who's worse is better? Mine, duh. Dumb ass girl. >> Yeah. >> That's sexist. >> Amnesty box. Is this the amnesia slot? I have amnesia and I get put in jail. I can't wait. >> So you're going to go through the scanner right now? >> I know I didn't do this [ __ ] place. I got put in jail 950 million times. >> Are they going to [ __ ] >> I'm going to ACT LIKE AN INMATE. >> YEAH, KIND OF. >> SHUT UP. NOW WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. WE'RE NOT HOMIES. STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M TELLING YOU SECRETS. >> YOU FORGOT TO SAY compadres this time. Does that mean we're compadres now? It's a start. >> YOU'RE IN YOUR WICKED NO WAY. YOU KISSED MY ASS IN YOUR WAY. AND YOU CAN EAT FARTS AND GAY AND MINE AND GAY YOU GOT A AND EAT YOUR TAMPONS AND [ __ ] OFF AND EAT A [ __ ] AND [ __ ] OFF [ __ ] AND OUT OF HERE. I [ __ ] ANSWER ASS. IF YOU PUT A BANDAGE ON MY [ __ ] ARM THAT HAS MY [ __ ] PICTURE ON IT THAT IS THE LEAST BIT UGLY OF A MARK SHOT. I WILL MURDER AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DOWN TO THE BABY INSIDE OF YOUR BELLY. >> Hey Amber. What up, girl? >> Well, that sure directions awful quick. >> Hey, oh, I don't like her. >> Which one? >> The blonde, she's an idiot. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got >> Well, she can't change her mind. >> I'm going to take this little key tag here. >> She came from the hospital today? >> Yeah, she didn't know whether to take it off or keep it on. So >> narcotic. >> Can I get a >> I'm not on drugs or I'm not on alcohol, so I'm not doing that. No. >> Okay. >> I like to fight speech myself and then not talking on this [ __ ] ass place cuz you guys are Why am I being detained? Why am I arrested? She won't even tell me. Look at her, changing the narrative. >> The way she won't stop talking, that PBT will probably register from there. Who can fix her, guys? That's all I got for old Amber Amber Lamps there. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. >> Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? [music] Another strange town criminal not acting right.