[music] Yeah. [music] Come on, sing it. >> [music] >> Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? [music] Another shame dumb criminal not acting right. What's that feeling floating in the air? SERGEANT SPARKY [music] READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU better [music] cry, baby. Cry, baby. A cry baby tonight. You [music] better cry baby. I cried baby. [music] I cried baby tonight. [music] Who's that reaching searching through my car? [music] Shane criminal won't get far. >> [music] >> Who's that taser pointed at tonight? Another SDC. GOING TO GET THE CRY. YOU BETTER. [music] >> Welcome back y'all to a very very very special SDC live. We are celebrating the 100,000 subscriber inability to say subscriber. uh the the landmark milestone that I don't know about you guys, I never thought that I would get to. So, I got a special treat pulled up tonight. Um I got a few of my favorite videos I've done in the past and um you know, we're we're we're going to we're going to watch me make fun of me make fun of them. >> [laughter] >> You guys are you guys are here for the fun. Um, let me see if there's any crazy stuff I need to deal with in the chat. Nina, new member, welcome. So, we're going to start this out. Hold on. Make sure. Okay. Gonna start this out with a little story time, [laughter] a little a little history if you will. Um, a few years ago, this would have been, I don't know, mid 2023 maybe. Uh, I was talking to some friends at work and they talked about starting a podcast like what the hell's a podcast? So, um, you know, they explained to us, oh, so like a like a radio show. like I was a, you know, I'm a big fan of comedy. I was a big Opie and Anthony fan. Um, it sounded like a lot of fun. They said, "Hey, let's do this." They're like, "Well, we're going to record them and then we're going to put them on like Spotify or something." And I was like, "You know what we should do? We should do video, too." They're like, "I don't know nothing about video." I was like, "Hell, I don't either, but let's figure it out." I started doing a little research and looking into, you know, how to make YouTube videos and and [ __ ] like that. and we did a few episodes of the podcast. It was fun. Um, it wasn't really what I thought it was going to be, but while we were doing that, my beautiful, lovely, talented wife Ashley and I, I talked her into doing a [snorts] podcast, just me and her. So, we started a little podcast. Um, I think we got like 12 views total or something like that. she realized that YouTube wasn't her thing and she didn't really want to do it. But a couple of the videos we did were um you know reaction videos and you know a couple of the videos we reacted to were body cam videos. [clears throat] I said that's a lot of fun. I watch body cam videos all the time. I'm always talking to myself and the screen while I'm watching body cam videos. So, um, I was like, I know. I'll change this channel with our shitty podcast and change it into Shane's Dumb Criminals doing, uh, um, doing reactions to body cam videos. It's been, it was very crude at first. You'll see here in a minute. Anyway, I started doing it, you know, fun little hobby. Then it got more and more fun. I got better and better at it. um learn more and more about, you know, how to work the tech and do all that other fun stuff that comes along with it. And on January 22nd, 2024, I posted my first SDC body cam video, my first solo project under the SDC banner. That's going to be the first one we're going to watch, but we're not going to watch it just yet. Um, like I said, it's a celebration. Sorry, I can't quite keep up with the chat, guys. I got the rambling. [laughter] I' I've been chasing a whole mess of squirrels. Um, there's no way I can catch that up. Welcome everyone. Guys that uh guys that I haven't gotten a chance to acknowledge, you know, I love you all and would never leave anybody out intentionally. Oh, Stewart's raiding. Just in time. I'm just rambling, guys. [laughter] You missed absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. You know, at first we got a a super chat. Uh Brian Shahan, old tattoo Brian for five. Congratulations, brother. You totally deserve this. You put a lot of work in entertaining us all and I appreciate it. And it move [ __ ] so I can see through the monitor. Um, Brian's one of the OGs. He He's been around for a really long time. Uh, he doesn't always get a play on the streams and the chats and everything, but he he's one of the guys I remember from forever ago that that jumped on board and stayed with me all this time and he's been lots of encouragement and everything. Thank you, Brian. You're awesome. I love you, brother. What else we got? Dennis O Sullivan, love how you say stupid. $20 super chat. Thank you. Thank you very much, my friend. Thank you. Thank you. You guys are awesome. Holy hell. I don't know if we may not even get to a video tonight. I don't know. Why is that? Oh, I got two chats going. I got to clear one before I open the other one. Elizabeth Cado sent five SDC memberships. New members, be sure and thank Elizabeth. Um, I thank you as well for gifting those memberships out. There's more. Oh, where'd he go? Legal fiction. Oh, buddy. We're just passing money back and forth as usual. [laughter] Uh, $50 super chat. Congrats on the 100K. Thank you, brother. I I could have done it without you, but it would have taken much much much longer. Um, Legal F Legal Fiction is one of my most trusted lieutenants. He helps me out all the time. He always has. And, you know, I'm I'm really glad me and some other creators were able to talk him into starting a channel cuz the the man's a natural. Oh, 5B. Love your videos. Congrats on your 100K. send a love from the UK. Who is that? Mand 82 astronaut. Oh, [laughter] thank you so much. I very much appreciate it. God, there's a lot to go through here. You guys are too good to me. You guys are awesome. Chris gifting out 10 memberships. Thank you, Chris. Just the Chris for uh for the wonderful gifts. New members, Chris got your back. Great granny for two. Congrats on making your 100k milestone. Thank you very much. Great granny. Oh, it jumped. Who's that? Betting Jeff Janick. Watched a long time. I finally became members. Awesome. Welcome. Love having you. I love all my members. Tammy for five. My family wants me to stop with the Shane Speak. [laughter] Tired of all the whose fault is that? It happens sometimes. It happens sometimes. Thank you so much. Um I don't know if I've missed anybody. I'm trying to keep up with these guys. I really am. Um anyway, aside from all my rambling, um we're due for a toast. I want to toast to all you guys that have, you know, helped get to this milestone. Whatever you got in front of you, I'm drinking Art Bag Cory Breen. Um, I guess it's a classic Irish single malt or [ __ ] single malt scotch. I haven't even drank yet. This is um some fancy stuff I haven't really tried, but um we're we're going to we're going to celebrate. [laughter] [gasps] Here's to you guys, all 100,000, 300, however many there are of you. I love you all. Oh my god, that's strong as [ __ ] Smoky flavor explosion. I like it. Am I missing something? Oh, I am missing something. You guys are too quick. I can't keep up. What we got? Oh, Patrick for 10. PWL here. Congrats on 100K. Thank you very much, PWL. You are awesome as well. Legal Fiction been a member for 17 months. Hell yeah. Joined back when I had fewer than 25K. Those were the days. Not really. I like these days a lot better. I like these days where this is big enough that I can actually make it my full-time gig. Zod Zeke for 10 more than a year. I've been laughing. It's stupid. Awesome. Thank you so much, Zeke. Your grass change are the best. Oh, Sharky, your picture's different. That's weird. But I'm glad to have you here. Shark is another one that's very important to the channel. She helps me out quite a bit as well. Tammy, I don't think I'll be doing the dancing tonight, but you never know. This stuff's really strong. I'm not going to have much of it still. Okay, there's the one chat. What's on the other chat? Oh [ __ ] Hold on. I got to reconfigure some [ __ ] Wrong one. So yeah, you know, wrong buttons. That's kind of my thing. Kind of how I do this. Am I missing? Am I missing? Am I missing? I don't think I got Terry Swearing. Um, $5 super chat blank one. Mysterious. I like it. Um, [clears throat] thank you so much. Watching on TV and pictures discombobulated. You're probably watching the vertical feed that's designed for phones. Um, there's two streams going out. Switch over to the other one, Papy. And um it should look normal to you. Am I missing? Which one am I missing? Did I do that one? Yeah, I did that one. Guys, I cannot keep up with y'all. I'm an old man. Damn it. [laughter] There are only six of us. The rest are alts and bots. I'm good with that. I can deal with it. Buckw while Shane's finally drinking some real alcohol. Yeah, well, I don't do it very often. I usually drink that water, the old beer flavored water. I'm sorry. I'm old. I love good beers, but good beers just make me more thirstier and that stuff is quenching. Gatorade, I guess. Feel like I look weird. Something about the lighting. Allegedly Illinois is a new old homie. [laughter] Great channel over there. Check him out for sure. Great footage. Um, me and him have gotten to kind of become friends here over the past few months. I don't know. I like the guy. I dig him. What are you gonna do? He does good [laughter] work. Uh anyway, $5 super chat toasting with a twisted tea. If I drink a few more, you might get to see me on your channel in person. Oh [ __ ] I'm gonna call you stupid. You know I am. Christopher five, I joined back when you restarted lives. What a long f fun road it's been. Congrats. Thank you, Chris. Yeah, I forgot that I quit doing lives for like a year. I did three or four of them and I was like, "This is complicated. I'll never figure this out." I was right. I never figured it out, but you know, we started doing it again. Still fun. Oh, Nina out of the blue. $10 super sticker. Thank you so much. Dancing lemons legal fiction. Thank you for posting his link. Okay, so as I was saying a little bit ago, I hate to do it. I'm going to cut that just a tad. According to the Googles, this stuff is best consumed neat with four to five drops of water to unleash the aroma and flavor. There's a Add a lot of flavor to that. Very smoky. Chaser caffer 2 have bush light and apple and lime. Anyone else? No, I've never tried that. Terry for forgot. Congratulations on the last super chat. Remember I'm 60 100,000. Great job. Thank you again, Terry. Put it in reverse. Terry, back it up. Terry Glenn Harlo for five. Congratulations, Shane. I need to write these down because I really want to do these videos cuz some of them are really old. Like I said, the the first SDC video I ever did. We're about to watch. And I haven't watched it in I don't know, going on three years now. So, I'm kind of interesting to see just how bad it [laughter] is. Okay. Um, we got all those out of the way. Thank you guys so very wonderfully much for all your super fantastic chats and memberships. And what the hell am I doing here? How's that look? Sorry, guys. Squirrel. Squirrels everywhere. Okay, so let's do this video. Like I said, this was uh January 22nd, 2024. I am excited to see how horrible this [ __ ] is. [laughter] And I I haven't queued it up. I ain't the brightest. Okay, here we go. I have no idea what the audio is going to sound like on this. It may jump out all crazy nutshit on us. Let's go. not have to make any sense any question. Do you understand? Do you understand? [music] >> Yeah, I've gotten much better at intros and tunes and stuff. >> Another dumb criminal for you. Look at that disgusting fat [ __ ] Hits just keep on coming. [laughter] They're everywhere. Stupid people doing stupid things. Going to stupid jail. Sons of [ __ ] Anyway, >> that was the if you like it, >> the basement of my old house, >> it was always freezing cold in that basement. >> You know how I'm doing here? >> In the summer time, >> December 11th, 2023, >> but from like >> November to May, absolutely freezing >> whose vehicle had broken down, pulled up. >> Can y'all hear that? >> Morning. Are you doing okay? Okay, first off, I got to start with if if you're drunk, if you've even smelled a beer and you get behind the wheel of the car, the last thing you want to do is pull up behind a cop when he's got somebody pulled over. >> Your car won't start. >> No. >> Do you need a tow? >> Please. >> Now, you know, if we tow it, it's going to be to your expense. Okay. >> How much? >> I don't know. I don't know how much uh they charge. What have you had to drink today? >> Literally one drink. >> That whole bottle drink or what kind of drink? >> No, one drink. Literally nothing. >> That whole bottle drink. So she's got an open. >> No, it was cuz mine >> and >> clothes didn't fit anymore. >> A cop with his lights on at a traffic stop. She may be the dumbest human being alive. >> Okay. The bottles on the far right here. All right. Come on. Sister's house. Pull right here. That's all I got. But I'm >> 115. >> Nicole, welcome to Shaneets. >> No ass hats. >> Well, right now I have reason to believe that you may be impaired. >> No. >> Based on >> because you just pulled over a cop, stupid. >> Telling you, I'm out of gas. I'm not impaired. >> Okay, give me a minute. I pull somebody over for driving with their lights off. Gave him a warning. Everything checks out. >> She stops here as I'm up there. I'm kind of suspicious. I drive back. Her car is not on. Uh, she ran out of gas. There's a open container and I can smell alcohol. >> Well, that's true. We >> We are probably the most obese state in the union. >> Go ahead and step out of the car for me. I still wear them in the winter time sometimes. >> I mean, in this office cuz this is also cold in the winter. Do >> I have a search warrant? >> Don't need a search warrant. You step out. No, I do not need a search. >> I do not search warrant to have you step out of the car. >> Thank you so much for the fire. >> I do not. >> They done pulled over. Sorry. >> They done been pulled over by a 14-year-old lawyer. It's about time. Zman, >> thank you. Step out of the car. Pennsylvania vms. I can >> Thank you for the two. You're awesome. >> Court case, >> we just started the first video. >> Says that I can get anyone out of the car for any reason. >> Right now, we're getting you out of the car. >> Pennsylvania. You're in dating. >> Doesn't matter. It's Supreme Court. >> You're in dating. It's not >> ma'am. You either get out of the car or I'm going to make you get out of the car. >> I will get out of the car, but your rules is uny because you're talking about you need me to get out of the car when you're not in jurisdiction to even tell me to get out. >> Get out of the car. >> I will. But you're not telling me to get out of the car. I will. >> I think she's mistaken. >> Who the hell does she think he is? get out of the car, but you're not jurisdiction. Step out of the car. So, I want you to before you before I get out of the car, but I want you to know in jurisdiction, you're not >> capable of telling me to step out of this car. >> Oh, I'm glad I'm glad you point over. I'm willing to point over because I need some help. That's why I'm pulling over. That's why I'm asking for y'all to pull over and help me. But what I'm saying is your jurisdiction. You don't got me to pull me over. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't >> He didn't pull you over. You pulled him over. >> They're on the highway. I'm not doing this right now. >> Why are you touching me, bro? Why are you touching me, bro? Because >> they act like a drunk kid is going to wander out into traffic on the highway. She would have >> I pulled over, bro, cuz I asked for help. You're touching me. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. You want to You >> actually think I may have tried to script the first few videos. >> I know I did a couple. I don't know if it was the first few or just >> like a random one or two. >> I'm not worrying none of that. >> Doesn't flow as smoothly. >> See there? She pulled over that cop. Now she's telling him he's going to jail. Maybe she cops. We don't know. >> Have you told your third shift boss that you quit on the side of the road? >> Thank you for the $10. Um, they're very aware. >> Are y'all? >> I danced harder than I could ever dance my last morning out of there. >> Turn around, please. I'm respect time, bro. I've never fought nobody, but he just pulled me out of my car, bro. When I say you going to jail and you getting your ass sued, bro. You getting your ass sued, bro. You just pulled me out of my car, bro. For no reason, bro. >> Sounds good. >> It does. I >> I'm not under arrest. You're under arrest. >> Whatever. Ask her for help. Bro, my purse is empty. You want to check it? Here. Here. It's right here. Right here. Pull it up right here. No. Come on. Check it. Check it. It's right there. Check it. said you want to pull me out my car and drag me out my car for no reason. Bro, check that [ __ ] IT AIN'T NO DRUGS IN THERE CUZ I'M LIVING. >> Nobody said anything about drugs. >> So why IS HE IN MY FACE? >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND? >> SO WHY IS HE IN MY FACE? >> HE'S NOT IN YOUR FACE. >> Drag me on my car, bro. So why did he just drag me on my car and I'm innocent, bro? AND I JUST SAID TIRED, BRO. Are you serious, bro? Are you dead ass? >> He's dead ass serious. >> Everything's being recorded. >> Yeah, it is. And there's nothing in my pocket. First of y'all going to jail, bro. There's nothing in my pocket, bro. Cuz I see on a flat tire. >> Oh, Megan's here. >> Y'all want to pull me over to the side? >> It's not a flat tire. IF YOU CALL IT A GAS, look at my car. IT'S NOT A FLAT. >> Does she have a flat tire? Oh, I'm on top chat. No wonder she even know. >> Look at my car, bro. It's not a flat tire. Y act like I'm resisting, bro. That's what's funny, bro. Big and welcome my friend. There you are. >> I was on top chat. I missed you. [laughter] >> Big and thank you for all your help you've done. >> Yeah. >> I think I hadn't pul six or 7,000 subs when >> somebody fed big in one of my videos over dumbass. and he played it and I made friends with all the with him and all of his chatters and >> y >> his wonderful team over there. >> A lot of people help me on MY WAY. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS, BRO? I'MMA SUE THE BRO. I'mma do the >> I didn't get here by pure talent. >> I don't even have any of that [ __ ] >> I swear to God. [laughter] I'mma sue you. I'mma sue you. I'm my mama. >> Your pocket. I bet you get that [ __ ] off, [ __ ] I bet YOU GET THAT [ __ ] OFF. >> I bet you will. You get that [ __ ] off cuz that's what you got into your job. >> I was in here for a ASK FOR A FLAT TIRE AND PUT ME IN THIS mother seat. >> Flat tire. I thought you were out of gas. >> Okay, I'm going to go ahead and say this. Um, kids, if you're going to get a tattoo on your neck or on your face, go ahead and get a giant neon sign and carry it around and say, you know, arrest me. Arrest me. I am a dumbass. I'm probably breaking the law. >> I like this guy because they have those tattoos. It's just most of the people they arrest have them. Maybe not be so obvious. >> Current Shane has a little more practice. >> And you losing your job, bro. This >> He's losing his job and going to jail. Oh, this guy's had a bad day. >> Are you dead ass serious? You want to throw me on the ground for this [ __ ] bro? For a flat ass tire, bro. For help, bro. Yeah. Y'all going to jail, bro? Y'all going to jail? >> You know, they can see your car, right? They can tell there's no flat tire there. >> YEAH. LOSING YOUR JOB. LOSING YOUR JOB. LOSING YOUR JOB. Losing your job. Losing your job. >> You want to smash my head on the ground? Yeah. >> I want to smash your head on the ground. Does that help? Yeah. I still say lines like that. >> Yeah. >> Old habits and such. >> I hope the cameras got that cuz you going to jail and you lose your >> That's always my favorite thing. >> I don't know. I Do I talk like that? Shut the door. >> Do I talk faster now? That's the greatest thing ever. The best thing is when they're they're trying to be civil and the people are like, "Oh, yeah. Well, I'm going to explain to you while I'm not Door slams." >> Drunk chick. I I pulled out for his lights off. It's a guy going to work. License or everything's good. Right. So, I gave him a warning. Send him on his way. This guy behind me stops and I'm like, "Okay, that's suspicious." Yeah. Right there. >> Gary T's here. >> Okay. This is suspicious. >> Welcome, my lovely. So I walked up to see what's going on. There's a bottle of Cheetos open. So I'm like, "How much have you had to drink?" >> So wonderful to see you. >> I said, "The whole drink?" She's like, "No, just one." >> We've missed you around here. >> All the alcohol. I come up here and she's just belligerent. >> What? What' she stop behind you for? >> Her car. >> Glad you're feeling >> She's hammered. >> Feeling up to hanging out for a little while. >> Looking for >> here. I picked it up when you dropped it. >> Zan for $5. >> Okay. So, she's going >> I haven't had a gummy in a long time. I may try that. >> Try to stream on that, but I'll probably fall asleep, but [ __ ] always makes me go to sleep. >> I'm going to ask her if she wants to uh >> One of the reasons I don't even do weed. >> Well, at this point, I'm I'm not going to uncuff her. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to ask her if she wants to do blood. If she don't want to do blood, I'll just do the refuse. >> If you're going to kick the car, you're going to go in a hobble. >> She's lift her handcuffs. >> What? I'm not holding [ __ ] back from y'all. That's my car. >> Okay. >> Well, it's going to go to Sy's. >> That's my [ __ ] What do you want to do? >> It's going to go to Sy's. You're under arrest for OVI and assault. >> OBI under no assault. I called y'all for help. >> All right. >> You actually didn't call anybody. I pulled up cuz you were behind me. >> My car My tire popped. I called for help. >> OVI on the police officer. >> Oh, >> yeah. So, um, >> you know, to all you drunk drivers out there, first of all, go [ __ ] yourself. >> Another car. >> And second, >> I'm just driving by. >> If you see a cop with somebody pulled over, just drive on by. Just keep going. >> What y'all got? Oh, you're having so much more fun than I am. >> So, I pushed her down back into the car. >> How do you >> I pull somebody else over for their lights. I gave him a warning. His license was he just didn't realize he didn't turn his lights on, right? And then this one pulls out behind me. Um, it'll just be OVI ticket and then >> I'm not much of a liquor man. This shit's got me hot as hell. >> Let me turn my finger up >> because it wasn't a traffic stop. She pulled up behind you. So, we don't need PC for a traffic stop. But, we know that she was driving because she drove up right behind you. >> So, I got to do the whole Okay. So, what I'm saying is so then she's not going to get one for the >> Subscribe to Body Cam Leak. It's where I got this video. Um, they do some good work. All right. What did I miss? >> Oh, she'll still get this. She'll still get this for >> and then the whole packing. >> Also, subscribe to this channel because, you know, my work's not as good, but I'm having fun. So, there you go. >> There you go. >> Why do they Why do y'all have authority to harass me and take pictures? >> Face that way. >> I will do that. Don't push me. >> I'm not. Face that way. >> I will. >> As we can all see, I came from humble beginnings. >> Face that way, please. >> When I say turn your whole body, please. When I say when y'all go to jail and I'mma sue y'all, please don't feel sorry. >> Yeah. >> Y'all please don't cuz y'all have no right to to arrest me. I have insurance. I have license. I'm authority. And y'all didn't >> I have a BAC of 1.2. >> Didn't even do no soriety test on me. Y'all didn't ask. >> All right. 2.1. Sometimes I'm dyslexic. What are you going to do? >> My rights. Y'all didn't do nothing. So when I say y'all losing all y'all jobs, bro. Y'all are losing all y'all jobs. Bro, you didn't ask me my rights. Y'all didn't read me my rights. under your hands real quick. >> They not I'm not really listening. There's no There's no one doing it. I'm I'm giving them straight to you. I swear to God, but what I'm saying is y'all did not read me my right. When did y'all read me my right? Did y'all read my rights? >> When did they ask you a question? Turn around for me. >> Y'all did not read me my rights. >> Turn around for me. >> Did y'all read me your right? >> I have not yet. Please. >> Is that a shadow or does she have a black eye? Because I could see her walking around with a black eye quite often. >> Cuz you have not. >> Face that way. Please. You have not read me my rights before you arrest me. And that's all I wanted to make sure. That's all I wanted to make sure. You have not read me my rights before you arrest me. So, I'm going to sue you. You going to lose your job just like all y'all. You have not read my rights before you arrest me. So, I just wanted to make sure that was that was clear cuz I have my license. I have my insurance. So, you're going to jail and you're losing your license. You and him cuz you did not read me that right. >> So, not only is she the police going to send them to jail, she's also the mayor. She's going to fire them >> before you arrest me. I have my license. >> Come on, Shane. That was lame as [ __ ] [laughter] >> Whatever you want to do. I got bail money. I got bomb. I got all that. But you did not give me that right. You did not put me. >> I'm betting if she has bail money, it comes from showing people her butthole. I'm just saying there are several occupations where you can show people your butthole. And she's probably got butthole money. >> Okay, I stand by that statement. >> None of that. Nothing. Would you take my picture and y'all put me on my car illegally? Did y'all get inside my camera? Did y'all get inside the camera? >> Everything's recorded. I'm going to I'm going to read your rights. Okay. >> I hope you will. >> You need to listen now. >> Put me in the car. >> I am police officer AND YOU ARE HERE. YOU HAVE A certain right after you put me in the car. >> You have the right to remain silent. >> Nothing. That don't mean nothing. >> You do not have to make any statements or say any questions. Do you understand? I don't understand car for 12 months. >> She has been silent. >> Seems like only yesterday though. >> So glad we found each other. You're awesome. >> Congratulations on 100 g 100k 100k gay >> my dear friend. >> Thank you so much Carrie. >> You're wonderful. He's going to jail. Maybe you should read him his rights. >> Reading me my rights after I'm already locked up in >> You cannot a You illegally arrested me. You're going to jail. >> ARE YOU LISTENING? >> NO, I'M NOT. >> IF YOU can [laughter] >> obviously >> by the court or a lawyer defender's office will be provided to you before going to jail >> and during questioning without any cost to you. >> You pulled me out. >> If you decide to answer any questions now without a lawyer present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right. >> That's the way you got to do it. Just just talk over. They're going to talk over you. >> Get it out of the way. It's on camera. Legally, I read her her rights. >> Any questions? >> You put me in handcuffs before you read my rights. Do you not understand that? We're losing your job. >> You're allowed to put them in handcuffs before they read you they read you your rights. >> What kind of stupid sense would that make? >> I have insurance. I have license. I have insurance. >> Chasing a her down the street. >> Be like, uh, >> I have license. I have insurance. I have batitos. >> We're going to tell you WHAT'S GOING ON. IT'S SO LATE. >> HEY, YOU CAN SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, BUT I'M STILL GOING TO READ YOU THIS. OKAY. >> YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CAMERAS, RIGHT? >> You are not under arrest. I have cameras >> for operating A VEHICLE UNDER THE INFLUENCE of alcohol, a drug or a combination of them. Operating a vehicle UNDER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF a list of control substance or a listed light of a control substance. Operating a vehicle under the under alcohol consumption. >> Christopher, where did you come up with your catchphrases? >> I don't know. They just kind of chemical >> showed up one day and Ohio. >> People started commenting about it. I was like, "Oh, that is kind of funny." So, I just kept on doing it. >> The privilege is reinstated. If you have a PRIOR CONVICTION OF OVI OR OPERATING A VEHICLE, >> ACTUALLY, I think I may have borrowed the stupid thing from uh Jim Norton. >> Speaking of a long time OA fan, >> he is he is dead [clears throat] ass serious. >> You are now under arrest for STATE OVI. AND IF YOU REFUSE to take any test, YOU WILL FACE INCREASED PENALTY IF YOU SUBSEQUENTLY ARE CONVICTED of OVI. >> By law, I'm not saying by law. >> When I say you to smash my to take any chemical test, >> I can't believe he's going to try to read that entire thing to her. >> Said you have the right to remain silent. >> It's funny that dumb ass old chain Instead of moving the mic to a reasonable place, I'm leaning around it to talk. [laughter] >> I'll get the hang out of it sometime. >> You may have independent chemical test. >> NOW THAT I'VE RIGHT, do you consent to blood? >> No, I'm not passing to none of that. >> ARE YOU REFUSING? >> ASK ME. >> You're refusing. Okay. >> You didn't ask me to, but I refuse. Yes, I will. >> No, we're past that. We're past that. >> What do you mean I asked >> you consent to taking blood? >> WILL YOU CONSENT TO BLOOD? >> YES, I WILL. >> You want to do you want TO GIVE US BLOOD? OKAY. >> I think it was like an ingrown hair. I get those sometimes. That's why I hardly ever shave with a blade cuz >> they come out of nowhere. And sometimes they're huge. >> Just wait for the >> refusal. She's going to give you another >> sparkle boots. >> Finally here for two. >> They are dead. >> Your late fee is happily received. Thank you so much. Yes, they're dead ass serious, bro. >> My headlight went over two seconds because my headlight was loose and I asked for help. I even put my signals on and asked for help and y'all pulled me over like I was a geek like I was trying to hurt y'all. Are y'all dead ass serious? >> Yes, they are dead ass serious. >> That was a good bit. I'm proud of that. >> I literally pulled over and put my >> the repetition, the call backs. >> Is this what y'all want? Bro, you fighting for this country, but you weird as you weird as, bro. You weird, bro. Acting like this your job, bro. It's not your job, bro. They paying you to to over your people, bro. That's what they paying you to do like you're doing right now. Over your people, bro. I have no I have nothing on my record, bro. Nothing. I have insurance. I have license. I have all that. My headlight went out. My headlight went out and I pulled over and asked for help and y'all dispatched. >> Yeah, we do. We'll have to talk about that sometime. >> Ask for help. Are your dead ass here? >> Now that my >> Yes, they are. >> Time is a little more flexible. We can probably pull that off now. >> I say you and all y'all people is going to [ __ ] hell, bro. I really >> Yeah, that's good stuff. >> Talking about this my job, bro. This is my job, bro. You just watched me get my face smashed into the ground when I had a headlight missing, bro. A headlight. But I want >> I just want to say, not that she's saying anything important so I can interrupt her. Um, I love that you guys are having so much fun in chat. It doesn't usually move this fast. I can't even remotely keep up with it. >> I'm glad you're all here. There's not more people watching than usual, but there's a lot more participation and I love that. You guys are you guys are awesome. It's a great community. >> Hello. >> New people. You're going to you're going to find friends here for sure. >> Spending my license for nothing when I have injuries. I have >> Uncle Fred for $10. Beer money for you. Hairspray for Ashley. [laughter] >> Uh she needs beer money. You just beat my ass for >> that little thing can drink me under the table. >> Just beat the out of me for running out of >> Thank you so much though. But I thought it was a flat tire. >> What is wrong with that? I can't run out of gas. You're not getting get me involved in your car chases and losing my life. Take >> I think she may be dead ass serious. >> Get rid of me. Period. Y'all not going to go with me in the back seat. Take me. Thank all of you that for your >> congratulations and and warm wishes. >> I appreciate every single one. >> Take me downtown and arrest me because I'm not singing. >> The support you guys give me is incredible beyond my wildest dreams. >> Take me downtown cuz y'all NEVER ASKED ME FOR MY MOTHER LICENSE. Y'ALL NEVER ASKED ME FOR NO LICENSE. You know who my daddy is? He's a the mother mayor of this city. >> Pootsy gifting on five memberships. >> Thank you so much, Sparkle Poots. >> You didn't ask for no license. You didn't ask >> new members. You just literally >> give a shout out to old pootsy and drag me in your car, bro. Y'all just put your hands on me for nothing. You weak ass. But I said I'mma take your job cuz it's all on camera, bro. And my daddy is a bear of the city, bro. Piss on yourself. I hope your daughter get beat the by the man. I hope your I hope your your son ignorant kick him out. He got to pay for some [ __ ] >> Okay. She She's kind of funny. She Look how rosy red cheicked that was. >> She's kind of funny. >> I mean, it took me a while to figure out like lighting and and filters and all that [ __ ] >> You a sucker and you following their orders? You don't even know. >> You know, I was I was red and rosy. That was all Santa Clausy back then. >> You following orders with your weird ass self, bro. You a sucker to the society, bro. You following this weak ass [ __ ] This [ __ ] paycheck ain't even [ __ ] I'll put you on a real paycheck. You following this weak ass weird ass. >> I put you on a real paycheck. You ever show your butthole to people? Oh, you going to make [laughter] some money now? >> Bro, let me out this car. >> This guy's funny. I like him. >> You a weak ass and stand on your own back. [laughter] Following the incident, the intoxicated woman was formally accused of assault on an officer, operating under the influence, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and obstructing official business. The resolution of [clears throat] the case remains uncertain. >> I don't I I haven't seen you, but I saw Carrie say hello to you. Good day. >> That was a good Jason. Welcome. >> I'm impressed. Glad to have you here, brother. >> Yeah. I I'm dead ass serious though because I'm dead ass enjoyed that video and I hope you dead ass subscribe and dead ass like and leave some dead ass comments for real. Peace out. It's all I got. All right. So So [gasps] there it was the very first SDC. How much did we enjoy that [ __ ] Oh, I want to do this one. Pause. All right. Um, so like I said, these are some of my favorites that I'm playing tonight. Um, that last one then that was kind of the one that got me hooked. It was uh it was a lot of fun. I remember it being a lot of fun. And you know that's that's the one that started it all. Uh this one is a this next one's a soft hit. Absolutely big man. Love Clutch. They used to uh when I was going to Marshall years ago, they were like a medium-sized band and they came to came to Huntington about twice a year and I made sure to go see them every time. I've probably seen them more than any live act ever in any venue or genre or anything. Great show. Shout out Clutch. Send me Send me some merch. Send me some tickets. [laughter] All right, so um those of you that have been around for a little while, you know, I I hate covering soft sets. Um, I I used to do a lot of them. Um, they got me a lot of subscribers. They they were fun, but they got so tired and old so quick. You know, it's the same [ __ ] over and over and over and the same interaction and the same result and everything. This one was a little different. Um, this was my first video that actually had a a good amount of success. And I mean, I was watching the the analytics and I was like, "Wow, more views. Wow, more views. Wow, more views. It was uh um it it was very encouraging and it's it's still one of my most popular videos. This is um a soft set that had the unfortunate experience to try his dumb [ __ ] with an Arkansas state trooper. >> Put your hands on the car for me. >> Step back. Spread your feet. This one was probably within the first >> two or three months that uh >> no seat belt >> after I started >> your tag being obscured and for your >> Oh yeah, they're great in the small venues. >> Every time I've seen them has been like in a bar or a club somewhere >> thing in this United States, man. You should know that. You're national. Remember >> I kind of like that intro. >> Everybody, you find a video. I could do that a little better now. But >> send it to I kind of like what I'm what I'm rocking right now. >> The real Zaming for another five. Wow. Shane, you've lost weight. Or maybe that gummy's kicking in. >> And it is great. >> No, I've lost quite a bit of weight. >> This video needs to be shown at every police academy, every annual training. >> Can y'all hear that? >> This is the absolute >> Is that my speakers or my feed? >> How to handle sovereign citizens. >> This is Arkansas State Trooper. He absolutely takes >> super mod doing mod stuff. Ah, I missed you so much. The small town cops may let him by with a lot, but the troopers ain't going to do it. I never been to Arkansas, but I know the West Virginia troopers ain't going to put up with I'm going to do this one with minimal commentary because it pretty much speaks for itself. Take a look at this one. Oh, I get it. People used to accuse me all the time of having a chewing when I when I did the videos. I haven't chewed in probably 25 years. So, uh, I I'm guessing it was my fat, chubby cheeks. >> Thank you so much. >> Salom. That's great. Big dog one gifting out five memberships. Thanks so much, big dog. >> Watch this. This is This is exactly how you handle a soft seat. I know you've all probably seen this, but not that roll down. There it goes. Close >> that one. Yes, sir. How you doing today? >> Hey, what's up, man? Got your fly to take push and stop. You weren't wearing your seat belt when you come by me. >> Yes, sir. I was I had it. It's over my shoulder. That's what I was adjusting this thing here. Sir, >> you didn't listen. You didn't have it on when you come by me. Okay. Also, you have a brake light out on the driver's side. >> Yes, sir. >> And then your tag has a thing around it that obscures where your state stuff is. Can't even see your tag. >> Okay. It's Illinois. >> Have your driver's license? >> No sir, I don't. >> Do you have a license? >> Yes, sir. I do. >> Where's I'm a US state national, sir? >> Yeah. No. >> The mosquitoes are bad here. They wearing me out. >> Yeah. You're a what? >> I'm a state national, sir. >> Where are you from? >> I'm from Louisiana. >> You have a Louisiana? I'm sure it'll happen. They're spreading. >> What do you have now? >> I have a United States state national. >> Okay. There is no United States national. Either you have a license for a state that you reside in or you do not. So, which one is it? >> What's up, Spider-Man? >> Question, sir. >> You're not going to answer. >> We had you one. You missed her. >> Okay. >> He doesn't need to ask any more questions. He knows everything he needs to know about you, pal. Go herd. I spent probably 10 or 12 years living in Huntington. >> I liked it. >> A little Detroit come rolling in and then >> need to be ugly. >> I'm not being ugly. >> I hear after I moved away, they uh >> they cleaned the clean the place up. >> Turn. Put your hands on the car for me. I'm >> under arrest. >> Step back. Spread your feet. I'm under arrest. >> You are. Spread your feet. For what, sir? >> No driver's license. No seat belt. >> Okay. for your tag being obscured and for your busted light. >> I didn't know you go to jail $3,000. >> You can go to jail for anything in this United States, man. You know that. You're national. Remember >> where you from? >> Hey, weapons. When did you sneak in? >> Miranda. >> Good to see you, too, brother. >> You haven't committed a felony. You don't get Miranda rights. Come on back here. If I do a custodial interrogation based on a felony and you might you might incriminate yourself and I would read you Miranda rights, but you're not being read Miranda. So have a seat. >> Hold on. >> I hold on. >> I think I probably do. >> You think your pockets going to call me? >> I don't remember which ones I picked. I'll have to >> pull them up and look, but I I think there's another one or two for Spidey. >> Anything illegal on you or in that vehicle? Angelina, $2 late fee. How's it going? It's going great. >> Thank you so much. You don't have to answer my question. We're done talking. Sweet. >> So, were they on? >> I didn't know they were going to be on tonight. [ __ ] What day is this? Oh, it's Taser Tuesday. If you haven't watched Taser Tuesday, shame on you. It's like almost 10:00. >> 161 10:24. [clears throat] 2030 just south of Hampton. It's going to be a blue Chevy Tahoe. Yeah. Did you Did you go for it? You completely fell for it, right? You turned them loose. >> Boy, Queen 549 >> Legal Fiction gifting out 10 memberships. >> I see it. >> Thank you so much, brother. >> Okay. >> I've got 110. >> Okay. >> And there's two more up here. >> Okay. So, you're one. Okay. Well, I hear you on the radio. So, >> Kar Raid, >> welcome KFR and all your friends. Good to see you guys. Thanks for coming. Now it's a partyion of this. This trooper is amazing. He's no nonsense. Straight to the point with the guy that's going to give him trouble. Then he goes right back to the car and he's polite and cordial as can be with the passengers because they haven't given him a hard time. So he doesn't need to be a hard ass to him. >> All business. Love it. >> Do you have your ID with you? Hi, puppy. Does he have a driver's license? >> I think somewhere >> it would be Louisiana. I'm sure >> that's probably doable. >> Honey, I have I'm sorry. I'm from >> Call me honey. It's all good. We're from the south. We do that, too. >> [ __ ] >> I've been in the South for a while. >> What's up, man? >> Lauren for five. >> Jersey loves you. I got about 15 of my body cam watching friends to subscribe to your channel. Thank you so much, Lauren. >> I don't have it on me. >> I appreciate that. Spread the good word. And the word about this [ __ ] too. [laughter] >> I'm going to ask because it's my right to ask. >> I guess it's my right to say no. >> It is your right to say no. You're 100% right. Nice to meet you, though. My name is Jimmy. >> It is yours. >> Hi, Jimmy. >> My incense is right there. >> Okay. >> And then Well, that's my >> Oh, wait. Who is that? >> Is this your car? >> Yes. >> Where y'all from? >> Tony and Realms. Maybe >> my friend lives down >> giving out 10 memberships. Thank you so much, guy. [laughter] >> I'm so bad with names. >> I do not know. >> New members. Be sure and thank >> I don't care about him. >> Konian realm. >> Does he not tell talking to you? >> No, you don't want to talk to me. >> Neither one of them. >> So, he's going to sit in jail until he tells me who he is. >> Cat doozy. $20 super chat. Thank you so much. You're a very wonderful human being. >> All right, I'm going to make sure your license is valid. If it's valid, we're going to let you drive the car and you can be on your way. >> The super stickers are really weird looking. Have you noticed that? I think YouTube could do better. He's over on the vertical. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. >> No [ __ ] >> I'm so proud of me. >> Did you take another box off? [laughter] >> Who had the oath on the softset bingo card? I'm sorry, but that's as far as you're going to get with this one. >> I did. >> You swear to obey the Constitution? I swear to uphold Constitution United States and uphold state of Arkansas laws which you are violating right now. >> Russ, good to see you, buddy. >> Another huge contributor to the show. >> What is it? >> Good friend of the channel >> since you seem to know all your rights. >> Great having you here, Russ. >> A man is right to pursue. >> Somebody can throw Russ's music link up. I would greatly appreciate it. >> He's not big on self-promotion, but I'll promote the [ __ ] out of him. [laughter] He does the overwhelming majority of mine. >> Intros and outros. >> Doing this wrong. >> And yet here you are. >> Really? >> Here you are. >> I just asked you a question if you took it over. This is the fourth amendment. >> Truth. >> Ask you a question. You going to tell me your name? >> Nope. >> So you understand if you don't identify yourself, you're going to sit in jail until you do, right? >> That's fine. >> Okay. All right. You and I have nothing else to discuss. Okay. >> Okay. I won't be making a claim against your bond. You and I have no >> for real. Okay. >> I've worked harder and more hours in the past three days than than I ever did working two jobs. >> Thank you, Carrie T. It's true. 16 more 1031 Illinois [snorts] >> Mickey Johnson, you just getting here and committing crime. >> Another oldtime >> another OG. She's been around for a long time. See, I love the way he handles that. They can't ramble on and on talking in circles if you make it clear from the jump that you're not going to listen to them. >> Gifting out five memberships. Thank you, Vicki. I didn't find. >> It is weird how like my cheeks were fat, but they didn't just get fat on the outside. They were fat on the inside. It does look like I've got something in my mouth. >> 360. >> Weird. Was my tongue fat? Is that a thing? >> 59. West by God, Virginia. Maybe I had a mouthful of squirrels. Okay, >> I know, Carrie. It's late. >> Thank you for hanging out, though. Love you. Appreciate you being here. Okay, that's what I didn't know. All right, 28 boy queen 54 954 Illinois. See if we can get a return. >> Actually, I gave up smoking and that's how I got that fat. [snorts] I mean, I grew up fat and then I got almost this skinny. Then I gave up smoking and I ballooned. use of emergency lighting in >> Christopher five. My wife says the 100k is due to it's never not funny. [laughter] >> And it's still fun. Sit >> in the back seat and keep your mouth shut. >> It's true. It's never not funny. >> Thanks so much, Chris. I love that reference and I love that it's making a comeback. I'm seeing that all over the interwebs now. valid >> uh phrasing. >> No wants or warrants. >> Okay. >> All right. Sounds good. I appreciate it. >> All right. Bye. I quit smoking for about two years and then I uh I started back just to piss off Max's wife. It worked. >> All right, Miss Vicky, are you >> and then I gave it up and got >> this guy fat. >> How long have you been here? >> And uh >> off and on. >> Then I switched to these things which >> Where are you living at right now? >> Um I breathe a lot better. >> Not good, but better. >> All in, Illinois. 159. How long have you been here in Arkansas? >> I've been staying here. Let's see. I've been back here. >> I did. Sorry, I forgot to get back to you with that. >> It was funny. >> You need to transfer your >> Ashley just kind of stared at it, but she was at work when I showed it to her and uh >> time to do so. Make sure you do that. >> Uh I don't think she was in the best of moods. >> I loved it. I thought it was hilarious. >> Okay. Well, I haven't decided I'm moving yet. >> Okay. >> Need to mute it and put it to music. >> Spend a month or two months down here and >> give her a soundtrack. >> Is he done? I'm not talking to him. You can take him off speaker. >> He's on. >> All right. >> That's how you handle the softset guru on the phone trying to take control of the conversation. It ain't happening. >> Going back and forth or whatever. >> Yeah, that's a nice >> I know. Say goodbye. I'm sorry. >> All right. >> You and I have nothing to discuss. >> Staying several weeks at a time. This becomes your residence. It's no longer just a vacation type thing. You're now living down here. You see what I'm saying? So, you need to get your stuff transferred over. Now, if you're going back to Illinois in a week, you don't have to worry about it. But you going to be here another two or three or four weeks. Your permanent residence becomes Arkansas. >> I'm not going back in a week. I'm probably going back in two weeks. >> Guys, guys, I can only get so erect. [snorts] >> So, you and I have had this discussion, right? >> And you've been made aware. >> Those are Archer references, by the way. Great animated show. >> You again 60 days or 30 days from now and you haven't. >> Ace John Benjamin may be one of the funniest guys on the planet. let you know that. >> But wait a minute. So then how do I go back to Illinois and come back and back and forth? >> Are you back and forth and back and forth and back and forth? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> How often? >> I've been up there. Let's see. Uh I went up there. >> A friend of mine from college. U >> we used to watch lots of movies. I I don't get time to watch movies anymore, but I can >> throw out quote and reference a lot of old ones, but >> we could have entire like hours long conversations using only movie quotes. >> It was weird. >> I miss that guy. >> Okay. >> Well, my advice somewhere and make that your permanent residence and try to spend more of your year there than you do somewhere else. >> Okay. You see what I'm saying? >> Okay. Okay. >> Cuz if not, it's going to end up >> all my mail and everything goes. >> That's fine. I don't want you to end up in a bind. I don't know what that is, but I don't want to see and hear it. >> All right. Now, I don't know if he has a license or not since he won't talk to me. Okay. Once I find out who he is, and if he doesn't if he's caught driving again, I'm going to tow your car. >> You understand that? >> My car. >> It's your car, isn't it? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. So, if he doesn't have a license and he's driving your car, I'm going to car. >> If you give him If he gives you his name, >> it's not helping him today. He's going to jail. >> Okay. [laughter] >> But I will know who he is this afternoon. So, if he does not have a license and he's caught driving your car, you're >> ain't driving my car no more. I don't know if he you know, >> I'm just letting you know. >> Okay. >> All right. Not only Not only will your car be towed, but you'll be issued a citation for allowing him to drive. You see what I'm saying? >> Well, no. If he doesn't have a license, >> don't let him drive. It's your responsibility to know who who has a license if you're driving your car. >> Okay. >> All right. So, the best way to >> ticket if you look at my >> I'm not writing you one today. All right. >> Okay. But just to alleviate any issues, if you don't know if they got a license, don't let them drive your car cuz they're not going to be covered on your insurance. You have a wreck, you're you're respons, not them. >> All right. >> Thank you. >> He'll be at Calhoun County Sheriff's Office. He'll get out at some point. Probably won't be today. >> He's don't want to talk. >> Where is that? >> In Hampton down by the Dollar General. >> Oh, >> just turn left by the Dollar General. Take that half mile road down there. >> Out. I don't have enough money. >> He ain't getting out today anyway. You can tell you're in the south when it's down by the Dollar General. He don't want >> everything's down by the Dollar General. He >> tells me who he is or I find out who he is. So, >> there are six of them within 5 miles of my house. >> You're welcome. >> It's fissile Fridays. Hello. And I can't do it every week. There's just not enough good footage for it. Lean this way for me. >> When I find some though, I save it for Friday. >> Get your seat belt, bro. >> There's the softset injury. They've always got something wrong with them. >> So, won't let nothing happen to you. Yep. I just wish Arkansas troopers had body cams. >> Their dash cams are really cool, but body cams are better. You know, they'll pit somebody out and then they'll chase him down off camera. >> Sometimes you miss the good stuff. >> Well, yeah, but those aren't live streams. They're on there forever. [laughter] You can watch them when you can. You don't only have to watch Friday videos on Fridays. Oh, you asked me too fast. Um, oh [ __ ] >> Favorite album is Blast Tyrant. You can pick just about any song off that one. 1098 1015* 1 the Catlin County Sheriff's Office with sovereign citizen for identification purposes. >> The Supreme Pizza King if we like. Can we call you Sensei? [laughter] You absolutely may. Thank you so much for the two. How you do it? You don't listen to their [ __ ] You know subtle hustle. You've heard it all before. Go right ahead. Bring on the cuffs, throw them in the car. My favorite clutch song is Subtle Hustle. >> All I got for this one, My Subtle Hustle, maybe. >> Subscribe, leave a comment. We'll catch you on the next one. Just kind of gets me moving, you know. Okay, so there's that one. Another old school classic. Let's see. Lord, it's after 10 already. I'm what, two videos in. We got to pump these numbers up. Um, let's see. Okay, this one, this video is by far my most popular video I've ever done. It's uh it came out about a year ago, maybe two years ago. I don't remember the date on it. I think two years ago. Um it's got almost 900,000 views on YouTube. and I put it on uh put it on Facebook a couple weeks ago and it's at like five and a half million views. So, it's by far the most popular on on either platform that I post on. Um I had a lot of fun doing it, too. So, you know, let let's see what the people like. You know, [clears throat] I think I've gotten I don't a few thousand subscribers out of this one video. >> Get out of the car. What the hell out of the car? >> What's up? >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes from Arrest Flick. The links in the description as always. The level of entitlement of this woman is absolutely >> Arrest Flick is a really good channel. >> I rarely see >> I don't uh >> quite this bad. >> I don't cover them anymore mainly because they uh >> actually not. >> They do real serious cases. >> Explain later. Check it I like the silly one. >> Officers noticed a Dodge Challenger make a reckless turns [clears throat and cough] to swerve. >> But yeah, they do a really good job over there. Check them out if you haven't. >> What's she trying to hide between those trucks? That ain't going to work. Stupid. 13:30 right here. 1038 >> in parking lot behind Synagicologist on Clever Reach with California 8 Zebra Boy call 487. >> Hey, what? >> See your driver's license, please. >> Yeah. Can you come around the other side? >> No, ma'am. >> Can see your driver's license, please. >> Okay. This is >> I've got the volume up as high as I can get it on that. Why the hell would that matter? He can still talk to you. You can still hand him stuff. Hand him your license. >> I'm I'm probably talking to you here. >> Why do I need to come around to the other side? >> This is my driver's side. >> Okay. Why does that matter? >> This is junky. >> I'm sorry. >> This junky over here. You see it? >> That's fine. I've seen worse. Let's see your driver's license, please. >> Okay, that's fine. Other side. >> No, ma'am. I'm I'm staying here. Your driver >> He knows. Put this window up. >> This one? >> Yeah. >> Now, how in the hell is he supposed to talk to you if you put the window up? He's not coming over to your side. You're not in charge here. You don't get to run his traffic stop. >> Want me to open the door? >> No. Just come on. >> No, ma'am. I'm staying here. I need your driver's license, please. >> But I'm okay. There's no like ID. >> No, ma'am. I'm I'm I'm staying right here. Custom your driver's license, please. >> Yes, you can. >> Thank you. Give it to him, stupid. >> You're in the wrong size. So, are you back up? >> Wrong side. >> Because I'm used to getting my way and you won't let me, you son of a >> Because this is the driver. This is where you pull people over. What are you talking about? >> Okay. And this is the passenger side. This is the side I'm talking to to you from. >> Okay. That's not legal. No. >> Yes, ma'am. It is. I >> going to talk to you from the side. See those [ __ ] fingernails? >> Move your arm. >> No, ma'am. >> It looks so trashy and ridiculous. your driver's license, please. >> He's not coming over there cuz you got those dirty butt nails on and we know you can't wipe properly and it probably stinks on that side. >> Okay. Okay. I'm just going to let this passenger. >> Yes, ma'am. >> I'm not a passenger. >> Okay, that's fine. >> I'm a driver. >> Okay, I'm >> Thanks, Doc. >> Can I see your driver's license, please? >> Yes, you can. >> Okay, >> I get some of my better work. Well, anytime now. >> No, ma'am. What's going to change? >> H the side that I'm on. Can I talk to you? Can I see your driver's license, please? >> I will, but it's just like he's on the wrong side of the road. Like, he's on the driver's side. I mean, the um passenger side. Like, I'm not even a passenger. >> What is she on the phone? They always got to call somebody when they know they're going to jail. Tell them come on and get the car. Get the ball rolling. Okay. Yeah. My my ID. >> Your driver's license. No, ma'am. By the way, ma'am, >> you're about my purse. I'm not I'm scared you're going to rob me. That's what I'm trying to say. >> How how's it going to make a difference if I rob you from that side or this side? >> This side is better. You can't reach my purse. You My purse is right here. >> If he was going to rob you, he'd have done it already. You know he's armed, right? Stupid. I need to see your driver's license or I will take you to jail. >> That's fine. >> But I've got my bottle of booze stashed over here under my purse and I don't want you reaching in and moving it. >> No, ma'am. [cough and clears throat] >> Angelina for five. Poopy button nails and caterpillars on the eyes. My favorite. Shane, >> no ma'am. >> You're white. Move. >> Thank you so much. >> You're You're black. So what's what's the problem? >> I'm not black. What the >> said you were, >> idiot. >> You said you were. court battles. >> I love court. >> I'd say you do every time. >> Supreme pizza king. >> Thank you, sensei. >> And we're lifting out the five memberships. >> Learn [ __ ] >> Thing is, I have money for >> all your new members. Thank the Supreme Pizza King. >> I'm not touching your purse. >> Move from my Come to my Come to me. >> That's funny. >> Where are you coming to my Nobody's in the seat. >> Okay. >> Why the hell is it a big deal? >> Nobody's in the seat. Okay. >> So, move. >> No, ma'am. >> I should never let you know that I move. >> No, ma'am. >> Hey, stop. Hey, bro. Cuz if you want to go to court for making my motor >> Hey, I'm just sitting here waiting for your driver's license. >> Move. Come over here. >> No, ma'am. >> Talk to me. What the [ __ ] is my driver's seat for? My passenger seat for >> No, ma'am. >> No, ma'am. >> Hey, move. What are you putting pressure on my >> I'm just standing here waiting. >> Oh, hell no. You got me up. Okay. >> Well, I'm sorry to hear your up. >> Oh, >> no. The booze has got you [ __ ] up to do. >> That's unacceptable. >> Hold on. Hold on. [clears throat] Hold on. [laughter] >> He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells. >> You think it ain't nothing about illegal going to court? I I'll go to court. You already know me. >> Okay. So, what's your name, miss? >> I'm off. I'm mister. I'm officer McKinnon. >> Okay. And you're saying that you won't come to my driver's side? That's what I'm saying. >> Nancy K for two. You say what I'm thinking. Sue for that? That's a winner every time. >> No, ma'am. >> I think that's why people like this channel cuz I just come out and say it and everybody's thinking it. >> Why won't you come to my >> try and roll the window up? I'm not doing like drawn out legal explanations and [ __ ] Be happy he's not charging you with that felony. I'm not a cop or a lawyer. I got no business >> doing all that [ __ ] >> I'm staying here. >> I just like to make fun of people. >> You're pressing down on my window. >> Make fun of poor decisions. >> I'm trying to let you know to come to my driver's >> I'm telling you I'm not coming. Would you prefer that I open the door? >> I'm the driver. >> Would you prefer that I open the door? >> I am the driver? >> Yes, ma'am. I'm aware. I'm aware you're the driver. Can I see your driver's license, please? >> Driver's license. Well, part of that's hard to understand. I am aware that you are the driver. May I see your driver's license, please? >> Let go of my window. Ma'am, >> please present your driver's license. >> Please let go of my window. >> I'm not holding the window. I'm just laying >> I'm trying to hold it up so you can come over here to my window. >> Would you prefer that I open the door? >> Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa. You're You're against the law now. >> Got her. >> Open the door. >> Listen, stop trying to like your wife. >> They used to use handfuls of watted paper back in the 20th. >> He's on your passenger side. Are you scared of that? >> Come over here. >> No, ma'am. >> You over here by my purse. I don't trust you. >> No, ma'am. >> No, ma'am. What does that mean? >> Which part? >> [ __ ] I'm going have to back that up and do that part again. That's got to be an editing [ __ ] up. Look at there. >> Whoa. Whoa. [laughter] Now >> I probably cut that out of the the one that I posted. >> I hope so. Anyway, >> you're white. But can you come over to my driver's side? Are you scared of that? >> No, ma'am. >> I still do that [ __ ] >> When you come over here, ma'am, >> you over here by my purse. I don't trust you. >> No, ma'am. >> No, ma'am. What is that? >> Lady, there's nothing in your purse that he wants. >> The no part. I get it. You don't hear that very often for God knows what reason. Even when like you're in the store and you're picking out clothes and you ask somebody, "Hey, does this fit?" And they tell you no, you're like, "I don't know what that means. I'm going to go ahead and buy it." Thank God. >> Which part do you not understand? >> Get over here so I can give you my driver's license. You can hand me your driver's license just fine right here. >> No, I cannot. >> Why not? >> You're on my passenger. There's a passenger in there. >> Why can you not do that? >> I don't know what that means. >> What's your name? >> What's your [laughter] ID? >> 13. >> But thank you for the two. >> Okay. As long as she sees that. >> She's only going to have to put up with this abuse for so long. I mean, this is police brutality to the max. >> Out of the vehicle, >> bro. >> Yes. >> Move. >> Step out of the vehicle. >> Nobody trusts you. Just Hey, bro. Stop. I will bust this window. >> Bro, move your arm. >> No, ma'am. >> What do you think I'm going to do? Move your arm. >> Open the door. >> Well, I think you're going to give me your driver's license, but wrong about that one. >> Open your door and step out of the vehicle. >> No. >> Open the door and step out of the vehicle. >> Really? >> Yeah. Really? >> Step out. >> Step out. No. Get out now. Step out. >> Step out of the vehicle now. [ __ ] you suck a Get out of the car or I will tase you. We're not I'm not We're not trying to make THIS HARD. GET OUT. >> HE'S TRYING TO ROB MY PURSE. >> He is not. [laughter] >> Right. >> Get out of the car. >> Get the out of my car. >> We have your cameras going. Get out of the car or I will tase you. >> He's not in your purse. He's near your purse. You know they got cameras, right? >> I want you to listen. record this right now. Ma'am, get out of the car now. >> What the What's that? >> Get out of the car. >> Oh, hell no. >> Injector with that 50,000 volts to act right. You don't need a warning or anything. She jumps out of the car all aggressive and threatening like No. Drop her ass. STAY back there. Back here. Stop. >> Are you kidding me? >> We're detaining you right now. >> We're detaining you right now. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. >> You got it. >> Hello. Is anybody there? >> No. Everyone's good here. He He has my phone in his hand like it's his. >> Yeah. He's stealing your phone just like he stole your purse. >> Oh my god. >> Brother on your vehicle, man. >> Walk back. >> Do you have a license? >> Walk back to the No. Stop. We're walking back to the back. >> We're walking cuz we're not going to let you talk to him on the phone. >> Stop. What's your name? Hey, what the Turn around and sit here. Take out. >> Can I get my phone? >> No, ma'am. >> Edy Marie, >> what's your new membership? >> She has my phone. >> Okay. >> Are you renewing? I thought I thought you were already a member. >> Hey, that's not >> Hey, that's not her phone. >> I don't know. There's a lot of people to keep up with. She's not using it to make calls and she's not logging into your Only Fans account and changing the password or nothing. She's grabbing it to take it to the jail with you. Stupid. >> Have a seat. >> You are Hey, no. Call your supervised brother. >> He's on his way already. >> No, no, no. Seriously, you are holding me like this. >> Yes, ma'am. >> My phone is over >> by your own actions. Have a seat, please. >> What's your last name? >> What did I do wrong? I'm sorry. I'm I'm confused. >> Well, the first thing you did wrong was that turn you made >> What did I do wrong? >> The turn you made at 54 and 74. Turning right from the left turnway. Turning right from the turn >> from the left turn lane. Yes, ma'am. >> So, I can't I can't access with somebody that would take care of me. >> I had to rely on y'all. >> I think they're taking pretty good care of you. >> Okay. Do you What's your last name? >> Johnson. >> Okay. >> Are you kidding me right now? Like >> I can't even access somebody that really cares about me on my phone right now. What's your first name? >> You can't bring me my phone. Somebody that cares about me over here. >> No. And why exactly should they do that? Oh, because you told him to and you're entitled and always in charge of [ __ ] >> It's not relevant. He's asking you questions. >> It's not relevant. >> Asking you a question. You're not even paying my bills. Can I get the man that's paying my bills? >> All right, there it is. Stupidest person in the video. What kind of absolute [ __ ] idiot would pay a single bill for her? Only bill I'd pay for is put a quarter in the parking meter to keep her from parking in my driveway. >> Is he gonna tell us your name? >> Yeah. >> Why? You can't tell. You can't tell your name. >> Yeah, he is. Now, can you go get my phone? >> Can you tell him your name, please? >> Can you go get my phone? >> Can you tell him your name? >> He's going to tell you my name. >> Why can you not tell your name? >> He is going to tell you my name. >> Janeo, put her in the car. >> Yep. >> I'm trying to get you out here. >> Okay. Well, where do I need to get out of here? Because I don't know what the hell like you really. >> You don't need an ID to go to jail, but you need one to get out. >> Told you my name. >> What's your name? >> Laura. U >> Yeah, Laura. Like regular Laura. >> What's your birthday? >> I get my phone cuz I don't feel safe with y'all around me. Like seriously. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I don't feel safe around y'all. Y'all might make me face consequences for my actions and accountability is a felony. >> What's your What's your date of birth, Mr. >> Seriously. >> What's your date of birth, Mr. you over here. >> What is your birthday? >> Give me my phone. >> I DON'T TRUST YOU. >> I don't care. >> If you don't give him the information that he needs, we are going to charge you for obstruction. Do you want to continue this? >> Do you want to answer your birthday? We're trying to identify you. Okay. >> For driving a vehicle. >> That's why he's asking for your birthday. I don't >> She couldn't think of something some better excuse to accuse them of. All of this. That's what you did wrong. >> That you made a right turn from the left turn lane. Highway 50 you have or is it a California? >> Florida. >> Florida. Okay. Whose vehicle is it? >> It's my It's my vehicle. >> Okay. You live Well, you have a California tag. YOU'RE TALKING >> I CAME FROM CALIFORNIA. I JUST MOVED HERE two days. [laughter] >> ARE YOU GOING TO explain that like a normal person? Chicken lady. >> Are you kidding me? >> No, ma'am. I'm >> That guy's really funny. I like him. >> Call Seriously, this is crazy. >> Okay. >> You told me you had a Florida license and it's California tag. That's what I was asking. >> I just moved here >> from California. >> How in the hell are they supposed to know that exactly? >> Hey yo, yo, you out here acting like you okay? Asking you questions, man. >> You hear me? That's why you watching people like this. I'm over here riding the public. What the >> I can't wait to get this little warrior, y'all. I swear I love pork. I'd love to hear what that lawyer's got to say to you. I want to hear a lawyer call you stupid. >> You got to supervisor. >> Let's go. >> Absolutely. >> No. Seriously. Seriously, Mexican. Let me tell you one thing about this. >> Well, that's racist. >> I'm driving to Publix. I transferred to another lane. He's booing over his back. >> Yeah. And you did that improperly. If you'd have gave him your license, you'd have probably got a warning and you'd been at Publix by now. >> Are you kidding me? >> Wait here with these officers. I'll be back with you in a few minutes. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Py >> who has no life, who's ugly as I have to talk to the people that really care about me. >> Nobody really cares about you. If some [ __ ] actually is paying your bills, he doesn't care about you. He cares about something else. >> Pat down. >> Nobody. >> Oh, you think I pat me down? Pat down. Like, oh my god, I have a weapon. >> You have somebody that can come pick up the vehicle. >> Ain't nobody What the Why would somebody need to put up the vehicle? Why was somebody going to pick up the video? >> Well, because you're going to jail, tow truck can pick it up. It's sitting in somebody's parking lot. >> Why? >> Because you're going to jail >> for what? >> For obstruction as well as well as other charges. I I'll give you a list of all of them. >> What the Listen. >> All right. Have a seat for me. Okay. You're out here screaming, yelling, dropping obscinities. I can't have you do that in public. All right. >> I'm not doing that because they call me up for no reason. Are you kidding me? I'm only doing that because I was told no and I can't handle it. >> That's true. >> Any reason to cuss and call people uh derogatory terms and all that? >> You know that's wrong now. You know damn well I'm going to say something because somebody pulled me over. Can you get this hair in my mouth? Like come on now. >> No. >> Are you >> I grab a handful of it and shove it in her mouth. I shut her up for a minute. >> Keep my glasses on. >> They're going to be They're going to be taken to jail so I can leave them in your car if you want me to. >> I'm going to jail for what? for being you because of the purp. >> Welcome, Jordan. Glad you made it. >> That's why you're going to jail. >> He's going to explain it to you. He has already told you first. >> We had a little Shane Seion going on here. >> Turn sit in the car, please. >> Listen, let let the super you you too much. You bear right seat. All right. No, ma'am. That That's not >> I'm sitting. What the hell? >> See all the way in, please. Okay. >> I want you know what this is. You know what these people are? What they might be in put to jail for? Obstruction. He told you like 10 times. You won't listen. >> He told you obstruction as well as other charges. What other >> We're not the arresting officer. Officer McKinnon is. He'll he'll >> What is the charges? I need to know what I put in jail for. What the hell is going on with >> Well, they look at that handsome fella. >> I could explain it to you, but you're either not going to listen or not understand. You You're being told no. Congratulations. It's the first time. >> We will let you know. Have a seat, please. >> You can't put me in jail for something I don't even know about. >> We will let you know. Okay. You will know what your charges are. We have to fill out paperwork prior to putting you in jail. >> So, what is the paperwork? What do you What do you >> Officer McKinnon has to fill it out. >> Okay. Well, let me instruction for for uh >> being stupid. >> Not getting out of the car for refusing to give it. >> Baloney is being stupid. >> Who is Sierra Vincson? >> Me. Okay. Sierra Vincent is you. I thought Laura Johnson was you. Somebody got warrants. >> Amber's last name. We can continue. >> What's your actual birthday? >> Who the You guys are something else. So, who was Sarah? Who did you pull up? >> Thank you, Misty Dawn. Appreciate that. How did you guys find out my real name? >> Okay, you guys are funny as >> What is the deal here? I'm not understanding what the problem. What's your birthday? >> Okay. Hey, why did you thought you were Lawrence also? >> No, ma'am. >> Because I thought lying to you would get me out of the trouble that I got myself into. >> Move this stuff out of my mouth. Cuz if I >> Oh, yeah. We lost the national treasure today. Moment of silence, please. All right, play ball. Dolly will be missed. Ashley's absolutely devastated. This is going to think. Oh god. And you know that. Watch out. >> Ma'am, your leg blubber is blocking the seat belt. I'm going to need you to move that. >> Shut up, man. Let somebody else pay me. Not your >> dude. Don't you close door me. >> Oh, look at there. >> It's open. >> Okay. >> I thought I got a whiff. >> I thought so, too. >> Win. See, if you'd have stole my purse, then you'd have found that. >> I can tell you she won't do any kills. >> No, I'm I'm clear. >> I mean, I don't know if that's Yeah, >> that's a part of her outburst. I really don't want to pull her out, uncuff her given her condition. But yeah, at the very least, she got a container. >> Well, she tried to get that out for you earlier. Do you have somebody that could talk about you like the like can I talk to the supervisor? >> Yeah, ma'am. Again, if you're going to continue to to throw racial derogatory terms, then we're not going to talk. Okay? I'm trying to I'm trying to have an adult conversation with you. >> Watching me react to me reacting as a hoot out of her. Thanks, Chris. Shoot that you're trying. Thanks for the two. >> Want to continue? >> Tell you the truth you're trying to have. >> Yeah, I thought this would be fun. >> Told you should have told somebody to come get your car. And that's all right. They had somebody come get your car. It's all I got for her. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. Yeah. So, that one is by far my most popular video. Um, it's done a lot of heavy lifting for the channel. Brought in a lot of new folks. I thought I did a pretty good job on it. What's left? What's left? Oh, this one for sure. This one. Yeah, that would be fun and everything for a minute, but you know, I got to live with her. [laughter] All right, so um this next one, Spider-Man, you're still here. You've probably seen this one. This one's a little more recent. Um, actually, most of y'all have probably seen this one. This was probably the funnest I ever had making a video. I mean, I absolutely had a blast on this one. So, let's check it out. >> You can blow my bra. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. You ever wonder what the kids would be like if a sovereign citizen married one of those queueing on wackaadoodles in one of them snake handling churches? Well, wonder no more. Unpopular has solved that mathematical equation for us. The link to their video will be in >> I love unpopular. One of my favorite channels about the stupidest thing you could possibly think of. Check it out. >> I'm 1023 the telephone box in the yard. >> Well, thank you so much Sharon. >> Sh up pretty bad. >> Say what? >> How are you? Say again. >> They um there's a process for that. Um I guess they're going to they get like two weeks or so to to review the channel, I guess, to make sure the subs are real and make sure you don't have any violations and [ __ ] And then they send you a form to fill out and it'll probably be a month or so. >> Okay. >> I know. I'll definitely have over a hundred by the end. >> All right. We were called here. You've set your yard on fire. Subs fluctuate, but not that damn much. >> So, if I want to set it on fire, I can set it on fire. >> Is that your yard, too? >> Over there? No, that's their yard. >> Okay. Well, where >> currently you are standing on my yard? >> Yes, ma'am. >> And he has a lawful reason to be there. >> You work for the government. >> I do. >> I don't know if you're a Christian, but if you read Matthew chapter 23, you might want to take a look at that. They're going to drag you to hell working for Satan. >> I get that. >> Sorry. What? But why did you set something on their yard on fire? >> It's not their yard. This is my property line. >> That is on your property. >> Yeah, we can agree to disagree. >> But that is not your >> I had much less fun making that one than I did this one. >> I don't care. The telephone company that that's their property. >> Oh, you mean the the company? Don't come any closer. Don't come any closer. >> I need to talk I need to talk to you. >> You can talk to me. >> Hang in there. I guess >> you stand on >> it gets easier. You get better. We were called here. >> You actually end up being pretty decent at this. >> You work for the government. The government is a deep state satanic cabal. >> Well, yeah. Everybody knows that. [snorts] >> They do not tell Christians what to do. I can tell who's been reading their Bible lately. That's on my property. I've asked for it to be removed. I'm taking care of the >> She sounds like Ruth. >> Utility company. Do not come any >> I don't know [ __ ] about that. >> IT'S RIGHT THERE. GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY. I don't care. >> A lot of people don't know this, but the telephone box in your yard is how they beam the microwaves into your brain. >> We'll see. Maybe. >> Hey, I worked hard on that fire. >> Uhhuh. >> You're under arrest for criminal damage property first degree. Yes, you are. You put that down right now. I'll blow your brains out. PUT IT DOWN. Put it down. >> Reaching for your pew pew when the cops coming through your door is not a good idea. You're lucky to be alive. That sounds like a plan. >> Got it on camera. >> Let's work on that. YOU CANNOT TAKE >> NO, YOU CAN'T. YOU WERE TRESPASSING. >> I just myself. >> THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. >> STOP. YOU WERE TRESPASSING. YOU WERE TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY. >> He's also arresting you, stupid. >> STOP. [cough] [clears throat] >> I'm about to give your >> Well, you're spewing out a bunch of dumb [ __ ] from your mouth. You might as well put out some [ __ ] [ __ ] from your ass. >> Your hands >> on myself. And whose fault is that? He He did it. He said the thing. He said the thing. >> No, that is my property. >> No, it's not. That's it. No, it's not >> the telephone. Let me turn around. >> No. Stop. >> Turn around. >> Turn around. >> If I turn it on me and you >> still you problem. >> Don't you cannot do this. >> Yes, I am. Turn around. >> YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. I'M A CHRISTIAN. YOU CAN'T ME. [laughter] SHE'S FINE. >> IT'S BROKEN. [ __ ] I kidding. I'm sorry. >> That's too bad. >> Do you want to watch me go to the bathroom? >> No, I don't. >> I want to watch you [ __ ] yourself. Cat Browns are hilarious. >> It's true. >> Turn around. >> 10:22. >> There are probably a bunch of wackadoodles on Only Fans that pay all kinds of money to watch her take a poop property. >> On my property. >> You're still being on her >> AND THIS IS KIDNAPPING. >> SHE PULLED her gun on me. >> No, I did NOT PUT MY GUN. YES, she did. >> This is ridiculous. I'll myself. >> No, we most certainly will not >> myself right now. >> That's not the doesn't like for being arrested. I mean, you could try it, but it's not going to stop anything. >> And you lost your shoe. >> And you lost your mind. >> What? >> And you lost some poop. >> Tell Christians what to do. >> I'M ON MY PROPERTY. I ASKED FOR THAT to be removed. Stop. YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY AND YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME FOR DOING SOMETHING ON MY PROPERTY. IT'S FIRE SEASON. >> NO, they're arresting you for breaking the law. Stupid. >> Stop. >> YES, IT IS FIRE SEASON. >> Stand still. >> Seriously, have y'all ever read >> I think maybe she couldn't. what it says the devil will do. Getting you to work for him in the government >> and dragging. YOU'RE PREVENTING CHRISTIANS FROM ENTERING THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN AND THEY'RE GOING TO PREVENT you from doing it, too. You can't arrest me. This is kidnapping. >> Come on. Go. Go. >> Take my daily devotion. >> NO. >> MY DOOR IS WIDE OPEN. DON'T. >> That's fine. We'll secure it. >> We're already afraid some crazy person might wander up in there. It's a little late for that. >> Having fire on my property. No, >> you don't. Okay, if you're late, you're here now. That's what's important. THANK YOU. >> GET OFF MY PROPERTY. [screaming] GODAMN IT. YOU'RE ABOUT TO RIP MY ARMS OFF. >> I don't know about y'all, but there's not a lot of Christians in my neck of the woods that throw out god damn it when they're talking. >> You're pulling me that way and you're PULLING ME THAT WAY, aren't we? >> Yeah, that's fine. >> He's here. He's on the vertical. >> Fire on my property AND YOU WERE KIDNAPPING ME. >> IN THE TRUCK. NO, I'M NOT. This is kidnapping. This is kidnapping. >> Sheriff's office. Sheriff's department. Anybody home? Anybody here? Make your telephone. >> I don't see a stop on. >> She didn't point it at me, but she picked it up. And >> that's enough. >> Take it. You going to charge her with it? You announced yourself as a law enforcement officer. She jumped up with a pistol, right? [laughter] She didn't point it at me. Not intentional for two >> fire season. Poop season in her hand, didn't she? That's definitely a threat. [laughter] >> You told me phone. >> Yeah, we'll take her phone for her. >> Yeah. >> You get a picture of this stuff. >> That's >> Well, you picked it up and pointed at me. So, that's >> I was moving my gun. >> You weren't moving it. You picked it up when I >> You picked a hell of a time to move it. Yeah, it's a really good idea to move your gun when a cop's chasing you. >> What's that all over her face? Is that paint or is that makeup or is that just Was she just bad or >> Well, thank you. >> Her face was red. I think that's that was all I saw. Yeah, >> the vertical fluctuates quite a bit. I've been watching it. >> They'll jump up to 300, then jump down to like 20 and they're back up to 300. >> She didn't really say anything about it. She said she said >> regular stream stays strong though. >> Why is it over there? And she said, >> "So glad you guys are here." >> I said, "That's not your property. That's Telephone Company's property." >> Charles Industries. >> What? >> Charles Industries. >> Thanks a lot to stay up late hanging out with me on a taser Tuesday. Is that going to be the telephone company? >> Yeah. >> I appreciate it. >> Have y'all dealt with her before? She does stuff like this. >> It was just 296 and they've been out here two or three times. >> Yeah. >> Took me to the hospital to get evaluated. She wouldn't answer doctor's questions or anything. So, they just turned her loose. >> So, the crazy hospital just kick you out if you don't answer their questions. That's good to know. >> She's the one that used to drive around. I don't know if it's that truck or not, but you used to drive around in a pickup truck. Huh. >> She's the anti-government woman and everything, >> right? With the with the flag. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Were you the one that called about her? >> Um the guy that lives here did. >> Which time? >> Okay. Give me a minute. I'm on the phone with the telephone company cuz she burned that thing up. I'll get back with y'all in a few minutes. >> Okay. >> Sorry. >> I don't want her to know. So >> Oh, you're fine. You're fine. I'm sorry, ma'am. This is Deputy Jones with the Bullet County Sheriff's Office in Statesboro, Georgia. We got a call about a woman that lives in a neighborhood and she has set the box on fire and it's charred up pretty bad. I put it out with a fire extinguisher. It seems like it's still secure to the ground. somewhat, but it's charred up pretty bad. >> You're not falsely imprisoned, Mr. Beverly. >> And I don't know what's your badge number. I'd like to add it to my photographic memory along with badge number uh 1721 and 44. >> Mine is uh 75. >> 75. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Explain something to >> Oh, I can't wait to hear this. Jones, >> you were trespassing on my property. I'm telling you this. I will have your career. >> You're not going to have his career. You couldn't do his job. I'm betting you couldn't do very many jobs at all. >> It's not going to end good. I know the law. Now, there's a fire burning on my property, and I'm once AGAIN GOING TO GO in prison. You listen to me. I know you didn't go to school or go to a police academy. You may have gone to Georgia Southern like mine, like I did, in which case your degree is totally [ __ ] worthless because it's owned by a local. They're teaching you these laws that are completely contrary to God's law. Money laundering to fund a police force that works FOR THE GOVERNMENT. YET YOU DRIVE AROUND IN YOUR LITTLE TRUCKS AND your little cars collecting YOUR SALARY THAT COMES FROM STOLEN TAX OR PROPERTY. [laughter] >> That's my favorite bit. I love that one. >> Which aren't they belong to [clears throat] taxpayers? Are you familiar with agenda 21 or agenda 30? >> Nope. global communist agenda to imprison or 95% of humanity. >> Oh yeah. Yeah, that one. No. >> Make the other 5% slaves for the elite. They're not really elite. They're parasites. Congratulations, Jones. Guess who they considered to be one of their 5%? >> Me. >> Yeah. [screaming] [laughter] >> Funny. >> It's pretty funny. I I thought it was funny. >> Matthew chapter 23. It's really not funny. You walked into my house. I had my gun. You pointed your gun at my neck. Told me you could blow my >> Because you grabbed your gun, stupid. He wasn't playing. You absolutely had that one coming. >> But now >> you picked yours up at me when I walked in your house. >> Freemason judge. >> I knew it. Those pesky Freemasons always causing trouble. decides to grant me freedom if I pay for it after I meet with a DA. What's funny is, >> you know, a lot of times you guys say, "You're saying what I was thinking." >> And what I was saying in my head, >> I'm doing it to me right now. [laughter] >> She'll say something. I'm like, I'm going to throw this one out there and then old me does it. >> Do you not understand? You work for the government. >> I'm pretty much >> sparkle poo for five all together now. Bless her heart. >> SO WHEN I THOUGHT LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS STILL WALKING AROUND in thin blue line shirt, BLESS ARE THE PEACEMAKERS for they'll inherit the kingdom of heaven. Turns out that's the thin blue line. >> Well, I can tell by the way you're talking, you're definitely one of those peacemakers for sure. >> Make me walk home from East Georgia Regional Hospital FOR A MENTAL EVALUATION THAT WAS FORCED UPON ME AGAINST MY WILL. And you failed to flip by myself. As you can tell, that's a long ride. >> So, I'm wondering, >> you know, that was a big house. Looked like a family lived there. Does she have a family? >> Car. So, yeah, I'd say they're >> Are there people that deal with this every day? >> Criminal damage property first degree for lighting the telephone box on fire >> on my property. >> That wasn't on your It doesn't matter if it's on your property or not. It's not your property though. The telephone box wasn't your property. >> This is my property. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. The telephone box is not your property. Come on. >> It was my property on my property. >> Yes, this is Dly who was on her property and had a gun pulled to her head. >> And whose fault is that? He said the thing again. Duchess a [ __ ] shower there. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. [music] >> I like that tune. [music] >> That's not one of Russ's. I I think I aed that one. All right. So, again, that was one of the one of the more fun ones I've I've done. Where's my my file? This one. Yeah, this is the last one of my classics I've got teed up for the night. This is an old favorite of everybody's and probably the weirdest body cam video that I've not only covered but that I've seen. So, uh, who remembers Mr. Pancake? >> Multiple derbles recovered. >> Welcome, Sharon. No member. Welcome back, y'all. I'm rarely at a loss for >> Oh my god, it's fat as [ __ ] in this one. I really can't figure out what to say about this one. At least the cops had a good time. I'm sure you will, too. Check it out. >> At the crack of dawn on a July morning, a man out walking his dog calls 911 after hearing alarms and witnessing a break-in at a nearby construction company in Hillyard, Ohio. >> There's someone in the back of a break in something. >> How many people are out there? >> I don't see anything, but you know, plan daylight. Even though the caller can hear the destruction echoing across the street. >> AFW is my production company that might be doing this. >> Oh, my channel's following. >> How many people may be involved? >> He must be a stealthy ninja type. >> Hear a whole bunch of banging like boom boom. >> All right, we'll get someone out there. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Just as emergency dispatch notifies the officers. Another call comes in minutes later. This time, the caller is the general manager of Roosters. I did the football and the cameras and I >> thank you so much Carrie and I'm so happy that you got to come play with us. >> Late teens to mid20s. >> Have a good night, sweetheart. >> He has like I can't tell if it's like camo, but it's like a Frankuit on and he has a book bag on too and it looks like he was on foot. >> As officers reach Roosters, emergency dispatch relays crucial information to help them secure the building. Police. It's definitely up there, Joe. >> I don't remember. Did they figure out what this guy's on? >> I don't see blood anywhere else. I've been looking on the floor and it doesn't make sense that he would have blood on a rock before he threw it through the window. Yeah, >> there's not a whole lot about this one's going to make any sense, officer, >> about the substance. It seems that the suspect may have used the rock to break into the restaurant. >> Yeah, that makes sense. It'd be dried, but it's It looks like blood. >> Yeah, see it is fresh. >> With a probability of blood at the crime scene, officers try to find its source. Completely unaware of a brewing disturbance developing rapidly at a nearby business. go see if I can figure out the answer to this. >> Yeah, I think the cops had a lot of fun on this one, too. >> Group at the parking lot. One of them shares vital information of a potential suspect from a sighting he had earlier. >> I saw him over by like uh like Westchester walking on the side of the road and he literally looks like a like those pajamas like cheetah pajamas. >> If you're going to be a cat burglar, be a cheetah. >> Yeah, >> that's sound advice. Sure. >> Well, the one I saw was a real >> That's good thinking, Fat Shane. [laughter] >> Oh, no. The one I saw was definitely that. >> The officer's description of the suspect matches the one that Rooers's manager. >> Yeah, Angelina, it's gerbles. >> As officers ch >> What kind of weirdo would have hamsters in his pants? An unexpected update comes over the radio that escalates this situation into the realm of the bizarre. >> Where >> at pet land placed closer to roosters in the same shopping center, an officer reports seeing dogs in the park. >> You good little puppies. >> As officers race over to the store, they encounter a bewildering scene of chaos. Yeah, I don't think anybody didn't cover Mr. Pancake wearing a cheetah suit doing a jailbreak at Petland. He's got to be like Peeta or something, right? I think I was like 6 months to a year late on this one. >> Definitely can't put them in between. >> Is there anybody on back? address is 5253 >> RO and if we can work on a key holder the pad lands on the parking lot >> as dozens of animals and birds wander around the parking lot. Officers are overwhelmed by the mayhem on a morning destined to grow even more outlandish. [clears throat] >> Randy, first time watching any of it. Oh, hell. Welcome, new friend. Hope you enjoy. >> I got to tell you, >> the people in the chat right now are some of the most wonderful people on the planet. >> Y'all be sure and welcome, Brandy. >> Here's your brother, brother, sister, whatever it is. >> You guys are siblings. >> All those puppies are in cages, so he had to have been in bath messing with it. makes sense. Grab the >> corner or something. Just watch that top. >> Boom. Nice. [screaming] >> Thank you, John. I appreciate that. >> Thanks for being one of the 100,000 plus. Nobody here but us chickens. The puppies are excited. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's two of them. They're busted. >> How do they even get back here though? Cuz there's no >> I don't think busted open. They come out here. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But like I don't even see any keys. >> Yeah. Maybe it's like The animals inside appear safe and unharmed, but it will soon become clear that not all of the animal. >> Good luck, Kathleen. >> I hope you nail it. >> Finding them will result in one of the evening's most >> or if you don't want the job, I hope you tank it. Either way, police will have to catch over a dozen. >> Thanks for hanging out. Sweet dreams losing their nerve. We're going to start all the >> Yeah, I'm not a bird guy. I have no idea what to do. bite. >> You got blood all over you, buddy. >> Come on. I don't know if you're going to bite or whatever. >> Exactly. Exactly. [laughter] >> Yeah. I'm hitting it by >> here. You go in there. Fly away. >> I've been bit by a parakeet. >> Doesn't really hurt that bad. >> Turn their attention back. things like [ __ ] >> events that led to this inexplicable situation full of wandering animals >> scary >> find an answer to an earlier mystery >> all right so question is is so he came out cuz he's leaking pretty good in there did he hit up there well he had to hit up roosters cuz that's how the rock got bloody I don't see blood anywhere else and it doesn't make sense that he would have blood on a rock but >> maybe one of the birds bit him things are vicious >> threw it through the window >> he's not wrong >> and we never got an alarm from here right Right. >> So, he hit this place first, then hit roosters cuz that's where the rock came from. >> Yeah, but he's bleeding a lot more here, >> but he could have wrapped it up. >> Got a net by chance. >> I know. That's the thing. Second. >> As officers look for evidence to nab their suspect, they return to Roosters and with the help of the general manager, they review the footage from the restaurant CCTV cameras to confirm if the individual they saw earlier is the same person seen in the security footage. >> So, it's not the guy that's >> I don't think it's the same guy. So, it looks like another guy in Cheetah Print. >> What the hell? >> How many guys in Cheetah Print could there be? I almost just said that. >> I recognize that thing. >> Like this guy's reading my mind. >> He's in my brain. >> Yep. We know. >> Get out of my brain, fat shame. >> Officers finally have the breakthrough they've been looking for. Having identified the one person responsible for the incomprehensible bedum this morning, they relay the information to dispatch, who further confirms their doubts. >> 154. That's our known suspect from a run earlier. It's going to be Matthew. >> Thank you so much. >> Authorities are quite familiar with Matthew Pancake. >> Of course, if you're going to go on a cartoonish crime spree, you're going to have a name like Pancake. I mean, why wouldn't you? >> Only a year earlier on June 1st, >> friend of mine got bit by a zebra at a petting zoo. >> Months of community control for breaking. >> She was uh she was on her monthly and I guess the zebra didn't like her being close to her. Failing to report for community control and testing positive for substances, he was reinstated to community control on March 7th, 2024, only 4 months before this incident. While officers inch closer to finding Matthew Pancake, they follow his line of vandalism toward >> I like explore with us. >> A business located >> really good detail. >> Their actual investigative videos are awesome. >> We're good. If you want to keep going south, >> I love watching those when I got down. >> I was like, why are there all these shoes and stuff on the corner of Aldi? >> He broke it. >> There too. >> Yeah. I think this was after >> Yeah. >> Anybody in here? Make yourself move. >> The familiar spectacle of broken glass and merchandise is proof to Matthew's whereabouts nearby. >> What is in here? I literally went I'm going to go down here and check behind behind the script and I saw shoes and I drove down. >> I'm not a fan of the shoe store to try to throw him off with different sets of footprints. Seems like a >> Terry, thank you so much for the one. >> Oh yeah, >> it's appreciated very much. So >> is there anything? I see down there by the car. >> Yeah, he threw some stuff. There's a bunch of >> There is still stuff. >> Yeah, there's stuff. Okay. >> So, he >> as officers continue searching southbound, a witness finally shares information they've been desperately waiting for. >> He He definitely is moving southbound. So, he's he's >> apparently he has animals stuck in his >> Oh, I'm sorry. What? >> Well, I say there was two dogs. >> Yeah, they're good people. >> Bunch of birds. >> I talked to over here at the gas station like, "Yeah, he had gerbles all down his pants." What the suspect wants with gerbles stuffed inside his pants is anyone's guess. >> I've got a pretty good idea, but you don't want to hear about it. >> But officers are about to find out soon with a new break in the case. >> And where are you, ma'am? >> Uh, I'm in the parking lot of Big Lots. Have you heard about the guy who broke into Petlands? >> Yes. >> Uh, I'm looking right at him. He's asleep on a bench. The Big Lots is located approximately 3/4 of a mile north of pet land. This frustrating revelation means that the officing out five memberships. Thank you so much. >> A lot of ground. I mean, anybody would need a nap after that, right? You need to cover some ground. Fat Shane in the opposite direction. >> Your lazy ass. >> It looks like he also tried to break >> new members. Thank Chris. >> He's a wonderful person. >> And there's a rock on the ground. >> Even though he bullies me. At long last, authorities have located their perpetrator, but they have to act fast before he awakes and commits more acts of destruction. >> Oh, he's moving. Wait, no. All right, let me know when he leaves if he gets up. >> Uh, no. Looks like he's just sketching his face. >> He's still laying there. >> They think the suspect is sleeping on the bench. >> He's in a leopard onesie. >> South, south, south. >> What's he going to do? Fight me? >> Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, Robert's down there, right? >> I don't know this. way. >> I don't know. >> Yeah. >> Why would you have two cops together that don't know their way around town? That don't make no sense. >> Is it? >> Wait, wait, wait. There's Nike Drive. No, it's north. Turn around. >> After a fruitless wild goose chase leading south, officers who are unfamiliar with the area frantically search for the Big Lots. >> Big lot. >> That's Cut it. >> Go. Go, go, go. >> Don't me. Where are we at? >> I look I made a game time call. What is this road? >> I don't know what this road is. >> Better get there quick before he blends in with the other cheetahs. [laughter] >> Big cut right. Cut right. >> This was Columbus, wasn't it? They got a zoo. >> He may have been trying to blend in with the other cheetah. Oh, where? God damn it. [clears throat] >> Come back around. >> Come back around where? >> I don't know. Oh, he's right here. >> Oh, we passed it. >> Okay, >> I'll go off. >> I'm good. >> Moments later, back. >> Poor little fellas all tuckered out. >> Struggle ensues as officers pounce on Matthew. He's had a busy evening. >> Put an end to this night of havoc. >> Just because you say I fit the description doesn't mean you can rat this [ __ ] Just because you say I fit the description doesn't >> Oh, there was another one I didn't cut. >> That's catism. >> I got Mr. Pancake. >> Don't move. >> Get on the belly. Get on his belly. >> Get on your belly. ON YOUR BELLY. >> ROLL OVER. GET ON YOUR BELLY, MR. PANCAKE. [laughter] >> I don't know why it's funny just saying his name. Mr. Pancake just gets me. I'm sorry. You may not find that as funny as I do, but I did. I found it funny as [ __ ] >> I'm on your side, Fat Shane. >> Get on your belly. >> Is [snorts] going [ __ ] me. What the? >> Give up your other hand. >> What the >> other hand right here? >> There's a lot of blood. >> After subduing him, officers notice copious amounts of blood leaking from Matthew's wounded hands. But this is far from the most compelling piece of evidence they're about to uncover. >> Knew we'd find them. >> Good job, Mr. Pancakes. >> Knew we'd find them eventually. >> Yeah, call it the pancake. >> The gerbles. All right. It's nobody mentioned it already. You're under arrest. I think we did like seven times. >> His name may be pancake, but he's been an awful waffle all night tonight. >> Pink/woman. >> They can't all be winners, folks. >> Yeah. What am I even >> Are you guys stopping everybody in town with gerbles in their pants? Because that's discrimination. Okay, >> grab your hand. >> My hands have been working all day. >> As [snorts] Matthew offers weak excuses for the cuts, officers are >> if he resists hit him with a flapjacked copy. And is it okay for the medics to go in? I told him it was. >> We got glass. >> Glass. >> There's a dog. caller. >> Wait, I almost missed that one. Is he wearing Uggs? >> Absolutely true. >> He's funny though. >> Criminal damaging. >> Oh god. >> Using animals. Oh, there are gerbles in there. Animals abal abuse. >> What the heck? [laughter] >> What the heck? >> Multiple gerbles. >> Multiple. >> Multiple gerbles. >> Multiple gerbles. Astonishingly, two live gerbles are recovered from Matthew's pants, and against all odds, they appear to be unharmed. >> We're just advising that our suspect has multiple gerbles in his hand. >> Okay. >> Somebody get my shoes. Do you have any more beds? >> You have any more gerbles on you? >> Please don't tell me you put a gerbble somewhere else. Do >> you have any gerbles in you? For your safety, is there a gerbble inside you? Ah. Grab my shears and come further up that pant leg. >> Without a doubt, hunting for gerbles inside Matthew is the last thing any of these officers want to do. >> And probably this one because there's in there, too. >> I don't do a rat. It's a drier. >> Breaking and entering. >> We told you multiple times. blood all over you and you have merchandise >> and gerbles >> and gerbles that you stole and abused. >> Cody, you know what you got to do. >> I got you. >> The situation immediately moves from shocking to hilarious as officers struggle to >> It moves too hilarious. It's been hilarious. >> I don't know. It seems traumatized enough. >> Not bad. I mean the [ __ ] >> Oh, these are some UGG boots. [laughter] >> He is wearing UGG boots. >> Do you want me to hang on to these as evidence or photograph them and return them to the store? >> Let's check. Make sure when we stand him up, we check him real careful more gerbles in his hand. >> Yeah. >> Lots of glass falling out. LT, we got the uh I'm sorry, LT, we got the gerbles. >> Yeah, we pants. >> Well, we got some of the gerbles. We don't know if that's all of them or not. >> There's no explanation for his actions and is taken into custody. >> Don't do drugs, kids. What are >> you going to do with them? >> He's going to I don't know. We want to take a picture of him and take him back to the backtory. >> Well, that's all we found so far. >> They said he had tunas. Oh, it was in his >> He had all that litter and stuff shoved in. >> They were living in his his pant bag. >> They were They were desperately trying to escape his pant bag. They were not living there by any means. >> Amid a surreal situation involving property destruction, bleeding wounds, and stolen gerbles. Officers pause a moment to document this unforgettable night. No, we can't. [laughter] I'm not like we're not going to put them in a bag and take them to the >> I mean if they're not going to be able to sell them. Maybe we can keep them as a eight sub mascots. >> Yeah. >> You got off. Do you mind folding those up for me? >> You got blood on those with us and go back anxious. >> Put him in your pants. >> Are we going to take him back to Pesar? We going to transport him to Pest. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. They're really trying to get away. Does somebody have a paper bag? >> And they chew their way out of that. >> They're going to get in a crash because the gerbles are going to break free >> and they're going to jump in. >> See it now. >> Could you imagine gerbles just running free in their cruisers? >> Um, what was the contributing factor? The escaped gerbble. [laughter] Four minute ride back. >> All right, you're holding this. [laughter] >> We're going to run these back. >> No, I got those engraved from uh I am concerned about these. >> You got gerbles engraved. >> Way out. >> Those are my good stuff, too. >> That just sounds like animal cruelty. I'm feeling like come up with a cool operation name for this >> operation gear that I operation >> operation derbal. >> Oh god, they're going to request this body camera video. >> Do you have the derbles? >> Yes, I got the gerbles, >> sir. Ma'am, >> we're going to have a couple of durable 51 back that way. >> I copy. Are they okay, sir? Yeah, I think just emotional trouble. [laughter] >> These cops had the best night of their lives. >> You cannot make this up and we were both looking that way. >> We drove right past him >> cuz we were looking at the people flashing in the light. >> Yeah. I was like, where the >> And we got it. >> Miraculously, all of the gerbles survived and were returned safely to pet land. Matthew Pancake, the stylized gerbal bandit, was charged with three counts of breaking and entering. He initially pleaded not guilty. On September 17th, 2024, Matthew entered a plea deal and pleaded guilty to all three counts. >> Yeah, it's probably better to just give up and work. >> That's all I got for him. That was a fun one. Be sure and like, subscribe, comment. We'll see you on the next one. >> Yeah, you knocked that out of the park, Fat Shane. Let's see if I got any more. Oh [ __ ] Well, that's the wrong butt. Well, that's not working. All right, I think we're going to call it a day. I gotta got to get up early, get the kids to school. Bunch of y'all probably got to get to work in the morning. [laughter] Uh, thanks for hanging out. It's been fun. Um, it's been a lot of fun. Um, I like making fun of Fat Shane. Um, again, thanks for coming out. Um, big shout out to my awesome mods. You guys rock. Um, thank you guys for the super chats, super stickers. Welcome new members. Thank you guys for gifting out memberships. Um, I'm going to try I'm I may try to do Tuesday nights, but I'm going to try to start a an additional regular stream since I'm doing this full-time now. Um, instead of just on Sundays, I will be streaming Sunday afternoon like three or four, probably four, I don't know. But um thanks for coming out. Thanks for the support. Thanks for helping me get to my 100K by Labor Day, two weeks early. You guys are awesome. Um we're going to call it a night. Again, thanks. I love you guys. Have a good one. [music] [music] Come on, sing it. >> [music] >> Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? Another shame dumb criminal not acting right. What's that [music] feeling floating in the air? Masses.