Oh, blow that [ __ ] You I dare you to. Yeah, I'm the devil. >> Taser, taser, taser. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes from Illinois State Body Cam. Links in the description as usual. There's not a whole lot of context for this one. From what I can tell from their description and what they say in the video, I guess he stole a car outside a police station because he's smart. But anyway, it's taser Tuesday. Check it out. >> Get ground or I'm going to tase you. Get on the ground or I'm going to tase you right now. >> What did you think he was kidding? Let's see that again. Put your hands behind your back. Nine. Show taser deployment. >> Put your hands behind your back right now. >> Put them behind your back right now. Behind your back now. >> You might want to listen to him. >> Do it now or I'm going to tase you again. >> Do it now. >> Hands behind. >> Dude, seriously, why are you taking your pants off? I don't care what turns you on in a bedroom, but this is not happy fun time now. Put your hands behind your back now. Do it now. Okay. >> Okay. Don't be a head. I'm blind. I can't see. I'm blind. I can't see. All the more reason to not steal a car. Stupid. >> He tried to He tried. This is a car that was involved in the accident down the way. >> Tried to take off. >> That's his car. >> You got >> Okay. You see that? [Music] >> I got I got I got it. I got >> Okay. Don't beat me up, please. I'm I'm head over to >> I'm blind. I can't see. I'm blind. I can't see. >> Call got one custody. >> Chill out. Security guard lady. Let him get him in cuffs. They'll talk to you. Just give him a minute. location. >> She saw me exit, too. >> So did I. >> Huh? >> Who tased? >> I did. >> Who the [ __ ] >> Were you drawn? >> No, I I homie. Who the [ __ ] >> Just stop talking, dude. It's going to be a minute. Whose car? >> Where's your car? >> My car was across the street right by the blocking. Uh, >> don't leave, please. They're trying to kill me and [ __ ] I don't know, >> bro. >> Who the waiting for >> the people? Just >> just roll over, dude. >> I'm dead ass serious. Don't like I'm not even naked, man. What the [ __ ] you talking about, gang? >> Yeah. >> Now, whose fault is that? >> You told me to leave, right? >> Okay. >> You gave it a ticket, right, bro? >> What did you do? >> I don't even know what the [ __ ] happened, bro. >> Okay. Okay. >> This I caught the You see my car here, bro? >> Where did you take me, bro? >> Make sure you get all her info. She mentioned something about footage. Just talk to her. >> Bro, come on, bro. You told me to go, bro. >> You told you were going to leave, not to steal a car and take off. >> Should have been a little more specific, officer. This guy's not too bright. >> I'm not going to take my clothes off. [ __ ] my talk, bro. >> Hey, sit down, dude. >> Wait for it. Stop. >> Stay on the ground. >> Sit your ass down, dude. Stop. >> We going to work for it. >> You got You You're in no position to leave today on somebody. >> Just know that. >> Banging on somebody. Central 5846 Chopper Summit is closed down. >> The mall is closed, right? >> You're not going nowhere. >> You're not going to the mall. Don't matter. >> Hey, you take me to the mall after this. >> Yeah. And after that, they'll take you to get ice cream. >> Just shut it down right there. >> That's my girl, bro. >> What the [ __ ] you talking about, bro? Stop. >> Who the [ __ ] you talking to? >> Jesus Christ. Who you working for? >> I'm talking to you. >> Who you working for? Sher PD. Shut your mouth. Bang it. >> Shut your [ __ ] >> Yeah. My mama. >> I dare you. I'm my Do it. [ __ ] you talking about? >> He ain't going to do [ __ ] >> Yeah. just pull in a car. >> Well, he's got to get checked out. Actually, I got to go to I got to go to >> Mhu. Did it >> me to leave? >> I ain't roll over. >> Ain't nobody talking to you. Can't you see the grown-ups are talking? That's not an accident, bro. Y'all see what you do with the car? What happened with all that? Cuz it being cross reference, right? >> The car uh at the mall. Yeah, I told you. >> Right. >> Call station. So, I have nothing else on here. >> Okay. >> Hold on. Let me sit back real quick, >> babe. I'm good. [ __ ] touch him. I'm good. Y'all got to teach these [ __ ] [ __ ] What you don't know? What you looking? >> Hey, tell them who lays me real quick. Ask them who lays me. >> They tased you. They didn't laz you. That'd be pretty cool though. >> We all went for it, bro. >> They said they didn't get into a fight. He just tried to jump in the car, so they like grabbed him really quick. >> Got the ambulance. You got tased. >> I hate the ambulance. You got tased, my guy. >> Who the [ __ ] tased me? >> Dang it. >> All right. >> Let me get up, bro. Let me get up, bro. I know you can see me, bro. >> Shut up, dude. >> Wait, I'm going say I swear to God I will. >> You're not getting up. >> Hey, bro. You good? But I swear to God, I getting up. >> I'm good. >> No, you're not. You stole the car, bro. >> You good? >> Are you good? >> Are you good? >> I'm fine. I'm good. Where's he from? >> I'm not from nowhere, bro. >> I don't care where you're from. Know where you're going today, though. I'm from Africa, bro. What you talking about, bro? You >> Yeah. >> Is he trying to kick dirt on that cop? >> I blow that [ __ ] You I dare you to. >> Yeah, I'm the devil. You're the dumbass. >> I'll bet you won't. El Chapel, I'm just [ __ ] with you. RPD, CIA, all of them. >> You get an email for him or >> Mhm. I'm I'm the bidd don't knock me out, bro. I swear to God, you going to see the devil, bro. What's that? It's fine, man. >> I'm [ __ ] with you, bro. [Music] It's like 7:00. But why is that looking at my girl's ass, bro? Bae. Bae, don't tell him [ __ ] Tell him I'm good, bro. I don't even do that [ __ ] for real. >> We got swagger. >> I don't do coke, bro. I don't do that [ __ ] >> Yeah. You got >> like what the [ __ ] is he talking? I'm not going to [ __ ] cook again. >> The radio traffic, bro. >> There's nothing I can do about it. >> No. No. Yeah, I can't. For sure. >> You good? >> I'm good. Trust me, you can see me, right? >> I can see you. We can all see you. >> Yeah. Like what the [ __ ] There ain't no damn accident there. You a see [ __ ] right? >> Stop talking, dude. Just stop talking. >> You ain't see [ __ ] >> Can I get up real quick? Nope. Nope. >> You're good, babe. Please. >> They're telling him you good or go. >> No. Tell him I'm your husband. >> I'd charge his ass with witness tampering at this point. >> What the [ __ ] bro? >> Hell. >> Yeah, that's me. >> Where you going to take me at? Now you going to jail? >> Probably not prison. >> N take me to hot girl, right? Nope. Not that. No, you're going to jail this time. You know what? Hug. >> I'm not even watch. >> Sit down. >> I'm not I'm not saying you're sitting down. >> I'm not high of coke, bro. I don't do >> I've been good with you all day. >> I bet. >> And you lost those privileges. >> All right. How far away is that ambulance? He was uh the cause of all these crashes, too. So, we just need him evaluated. >> Sure. >> Check him out. >> You have all his info already? >> Yeah, he has all my info. >> Hey, what's going on, man? >> So, you got I don't know, but I heard still in the >> right here, but you see that [ __ ] >> Yeah. I just want to make sure they're not stealing in you. Did they take it out? Can you lay back for us? >> Lay on his back. Lay on his back. >> Lay back. You got to check. >> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. But I got to see those. >> Touch me again. Stand up. Stand up. Touch me again. Stand up. Touch me again. >> Stand up. >> Stand up. >> Make sure there's no problems in you. Okay. >> He was trying to stand up a little bit ago and you told him not to. So that made him want to more. Tell him to breathe. >> Yeah. Well, keep on my I got it where you behind the loud. >> That's fine. Where' you guys in the front here? >> No, no, no, no, no. Right there. >> Oh, right here. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I see one. >> There's no other stuff here. Okay. >> Nothing on your legs, right? >> Over here. You guys are good. >> No, no. I need like these handcuffs is tight, bro. What the [ __ ] >> Hey, we're just here to check you out. Okay. >> No, I'm good, bro. >> Do you have any chest pain right now? >> I'm good, bro. I'm good. I got I'm good. Good. >> I got somewhere to be. I got It's been a long ass day. >> Yeah. Jail. >> All right. You don't want us to treat you? You don't want >> I'm good. Just uh what you call it? You can take me to the mall. >> What? No. >> By the mall. >> I'm not >> The way you've been misbehaving, nobody's taking you to the mall today. >> Drop you off anywhere. You take the hospital? >> I can take you to the hospital if you want. You want to go to the hospital? Yeah. All right. Let's go to the hospital. Can >> I at least put my clothes on? No. >> What do you need? >> You shouldn't take them off, stupid. >> Want me to go over there naked? >> We have We got blankets. We'll get you in a gallon when we get to the hospital. >> Okay. >> Go, bro. Stop touching me, bro. >> Hey, they're riding with us to the hospital. Okay. >> Can I put my shoes on, bro? >> We're going to take watch. >> Okay. If you need a ride, I'll I'll ride. >> Okay, perfect. >> This one's mine. I just need my phone. >> That's all I got for him. Make sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. Happy Taser Tuesday. See you on the next one.