Taser, taser, TASER. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from Midwest Patrol. Links in the description as always. Now, I don't like blowing through a taser video when it's not Tuesday. But this one was just too good to sit on. Now, this is a one-off, but we're going to call it Face Plant Friday. Check it out. Oh, it's a chase, man. Jo, I don't know about y'all, but I think he's going to lose him. There's no way that cruiser can keep up with a busted ass Malibu. Hey, you can't do that. You can't just cut through a parking lot to get around a stop sign. You get a ticket for that. Heat. Heat. >> [music] >> car will take a beating though. I'll give it that. >> Got to stop the car before you take off running. Stupid. BEAUTIFUL face plant. Look like a dolphin jumping out of the water. Replay. Sit the on the ground. Sit on the ground. >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK RIGHT NOW. >> HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> I hope the owl's okay. Such beautiful creatures. Hopefully he didn't run over it. [screaming] >> WELL, THERE YOU [screaming] GO. HEY, HOWDY. >> DUDE, maybe before you celebrate, you help your partner getting cuffed. >> Thank you [laughter] again. >> How am I, bro? >> Come on. You tripping. You tripping. You drive like a mother. You tripping. >> Move. >> Don't Don't move. >> I'm not going to move, bro. >> Your deployment 76 77. >> I was just riding. [screaming] >> Okay. I have no idea. >> Well, okay. But you're going to be detained till we figure it out. [screaming] >> RO probably should have tossed that out the car. Stupid. >> He's got felony warrants for his arrest. >> He does. >> He does. >> Oh, I had no idea. Oh, I had no idea. Is there anybody on you? >> No, sir. I just I was trying to get out the car. >> Got a bunch of stuff on you, though. >> What's on me? >> Like dirting. >> Out of the car, >> baby. >> I was trying to get in the car. >> Sit down. I got your information. >> Oh, bro. Need to wait a minute. >> Oh, look. Look. Look. I got you. Hold on. You can outrun your shoes, but you can't outrun Sergeant Sparky. >> I'm trying to lift my shirt, bro. >> Yeah, you got a taser barb in you. You got a taser barb in you. [screaming] That's what's hurting. >> Thank you. >> YOU GOT [screaming] >> I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE was in the car. >> It was just a female. >> It's just a female. He said, "Bro, why you had to do this? My [ __ ] son is about to be born. You should turn yourself in a long time ago. >> You know, we stopped by your house the other day." >> No, I don't. >> Yes, you did. You slammed the door on me. >> That wasn't me. >> Okay. That's crazy. >> You got nobody out standing. >> There was a female. I don't know where she's at. >> Y'all got the female? >> Yeah. Yep. >> 21 to 23 is what you considered. >> Got me. >> 104 went custody. >> I believe it was. Yeah. 20th. >> See, I knew there was an owl. He's got his binoculars for bird watching. So, I saw him toss something out the car, but wait. Do you see what they find when they search it? >> Well, crazy. Crazy. >> Crazy as hell. >> Oh, man. Anybody. One more. What' you throw out? I didn't throw nothing out. >> We weren't even looking for you. >> I know. >> Looking for old >> like untangling fishing line. >> What's looking for uh Ryan Smith? >> Y'all throwing out meth. >> I got a throwing. Oh, >> I wasn't throwing it. I wasn't throwing nothing out. >> You got anything to cover up? >> How did that window get busted out? >> I went flying airborne. Airborne. >> Yeah, you did. I s it. >> You definitely airborne. >> You went pretty far up in the air. >> Oh, I just wanted to get away, >> man. Going, bro. When's he do? >> All you had was court. You could have went to court. They probably just pushed it back like they always do. >> I didn't know, man. >> Yeah, you know you had court. They probably just pushed it back again. >> I I knew I had court, but I didn't know like what to do. Like, >> dude, go to court. They always drop everything. Our justice system sucks. >> Yeah, that's all you had to go in there and do. Tell them like, you know, they going to push back. Push it back. Push it back. >> I didn't I don't got I don't got no money. Okay. >> Somebody bonded you out there. >> All right. We're going to stand you up. Okay. >> One, two, three. But some CVS. Can I have a cigarette at least, man? >> No. >> Cigarette, brother. Come on now. >> I know. But you just try to make me wreck into the back of you. Scare me. About to try that loud. I know that some GTA that car >> nothing else on you. >> The hell kind of neighborhood is this? Nobody's on the porch watching. I know I would be. >> He saw us running across the street. We saw him dig it up. Dick it up to speed. >> All right. Well, we going to make sure you get it. >> For the love of God, somebody go turn that siren off. That's you been >> That's the people that been You've been hanging around though, huh? >> It's the people you've been hanging around. >> I ain't been hanging out with nobody. That's the thing that as I leave my house, they've been >> Yeah. Some more money. Put it back inside. How much is it? >> Some 20 and some more. >> Okay. >> Nothing up in your crotch. Why your feet? I ain't got nothing, bro. I'm going to check this little >> Yep. Yep. They're all the same size. >> There's a dog in there, too. >> No, I mean, he just hit some grass and stuff. He didn't actually hit any property. Yeah. Confirm 48 for me. >> You got to have that sun shade. You don't want your meth to melt. >> Hey, bro. He went completely sideways like this >> and then hopped out of the car. >> He knocked out right here. >> No, he [screaming] at the street. He He went >> and jumped out. >> Yeah, that's pretty. >> Yeah, that was some John Wick [ __ ] It's pretty impressive. >> Pretty cool. Your car was still one. So was his. I put both of you in park. >> Thank you. >> That's why I [screaming] didn't join you. >> That's more important. >> His phone's ringing. >> Damn. >> Yeah, he actually So, he slid sideways down the street and jumped out as the car was going and that's why it launched off into the field and he ran this way and I chased him right into this into this hole right here. >> Yeah, you did. And it was glorious. >> Oh yeah, I hit him twice though. >> One of the guys that was walking that was that pretty sure he's one of the bird boys. >> No, he's probably mean we was all in zone eight. >> 400. [laughter] He was getting >> They all walked from that corner where he al saw something thrown. So >> they came flying out of there, bounced off the ground and bounced back and it hit his car and then slid back that way. I don't know what it was. >> They got it now. I got three good ones. That fourth one, I don't know where it went. >> That female over there, she stopped for me. She actually stayed there. Oh, here's the gun. >> There's a gun in there. >> Oh, nice. >> It's got a red dot. >> Oh, nice. >> See? Oh, he done up now. >> Well, you got to have a nice piece if you're going to drive around with that much meth on you. Duh. I'm assuming she was the passenger. >> Yeah, she as long as she have no warrants. Okay, so no need to command something. >> She was trying to get out, but he was not letting her. >> It's a 320 with the new trigger. He's lucky it didn't go off on the extendo. >> It's It's a skull one. >> It's 29. Uhhuh. Unless I pull out of my check. Think of you don't know how to text your way back. >> Did you text me? LT, I apologize. LT, I apologize. It's not >> I just say that with a serious face. Did you text me? >> Yeah. >> I'm serious. I really didn't. So, I probably didn't see it. >> You never leave the lieutenant on red. You should know better than that. >> It wasn't intentional. >> And do not call on off days. >> That's right. >> That's a little true. That's a little bit true. >> I got a hold of Valdez. He He took care of >> God does take care of it. >> He took care of it. >> Hey, he's took care of it. >> He's invested. >> Okay. You're not. >> No, I'm enjoying it, you know. I'm having [laughter] fun. He's He's doing 20 years. >> I'm here. Yeah, I'm here for fun. I'm here. This is a This is I mean, you don't They paying me to do this. >> At this point, you know, >> I got to check the trunk >> tagging stuff. >> Yeah, that kind of stuff is Valdez stuff. You know what I mean? I don't know if that's what if if that's what the conversation was about, tagging, but >> we'll see you. Thank you. >> Thanks. >> Oh. Oh. >> I'm going to cut her loose. >> Yeah. >> Just gather all of our information, though. >> Wonder what them bolt cutters are for. >> H. All righty. Did you see him with a gun in there? >> I didn't see I didn't see anything. >> Okay. Did you have a gun on you? >> Oh, no, sir. >> There's one on the floorboard on the passenger side. >> Oh, no. That's I don't have a gun. That's not >> So, did you see him with a gun? >> I never saw him with anything. It might bell out or something, but I never had it before. I never saw him with one. >> Are you allowed to be around guns? >> Am I allowed? >> Mhm. >> I guess so. >> Okay. So, you're not a felon or anything? >> I'm not. >> Oh, no. >> All right. >> No, I just make really poor choices in who I jump in the car with. >> It's not your firearm. >> It's not. >> And it was just you two in there? Mhm. >> During the whole >> Yeah, I Yeah, the whole ride was just us. I didn't see anybody else in his car. >> Okay. >> And did uh he drop anybody off or anything while you were in the car? >> Not while I was in >> He picked you directly up and then >> Yeah, we I just we were on the other side of town and I was talking to him. He said he was going for a ride. I'm off. Let me go with you. That's it. I haven't been in the car not even 30 minutes before y'all came rolling behind us. Okay. You don't have nothing on yet? Oh, no. >> All right. Step out for ME REAL QUICK. I'MMA PULL THIS UP. OKAY. >> OKAY. I'm about to go to Yeah. Let her go. Let her go to the uh Okay. >> Is any of this stuff up front here? Yours or some keys and cell phone? >> The keys and cell phone is mine. >> Okay. I'll pay my card. >> Okay. >> I don't even gamble. >> Maybe tonight I'm going home. So, just sit down and watch Netflix like I always do. I'm on my way back. >> Now, see there, if you can act like you got some sense, even in the middle of all that [ __ ] you go home. It's that easy. It's all I got for Nathaniel Nhard there. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. [music] READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU BETTER [music] CRY, BABY. I cry baby. I cry baby