come here come here come
here I'm going to tase you why are you
tasing me why are
you why are youting help help me help me
help help help
help help me I need to call 911 help me
I need to call 91
I need a paric I need a paric I need a
paric I need a paric I need a PA get off
me bro get off me get off me I need to
go d one one I need to go dve one more
help me you're under arrest stop
resisting you're under arrest stop
resisting sh myself please I'm going to
[ __ ] myself please then sh yourself I
don't give a help me help me help me
help me
help me help me KY k
py p for
kiss help me help me help me help me
where's the girl help me help me help me
help me help me help me over me let me
see your hand I don't want I want to see
your arm I don't want to hurt you give
me your wrist you're hurting me get off
me put your hands behind your back get
off of me get off of me in your get off
of me get off of me where's get the off
face get the off of me you know what get
off of me you're going to get off of me
let me see your hand you don't want to
tase you give me your hand give me your
wrist right now now you're Tas help me
help me help Taser Taser Taser
okay you done give me your wrist okay I
got one help me help me help me help me
help me help me did you get him did you
get him did you get him get who help me
help me did you get him hold on did you
get him she's in cust help me help me
help me sir help me help me sir help me
help me sir on side hey please here I
can't safe I can't breathe I'm so heavy
I can't breathe just get off of me I
swear to God I have a dad he has blue
eyes okay get off of me lean up lean up
get off of me get off of me that side so
I'm hurting and get her out I'm hurting
okay I'm hurting okay I'm hurting just
let her lay there for now yes on just
leave me put in the recovery damn put
her in the recovery leave me you don't
be left behind help me help me help me
give have the camera please help me help
me help me help me please help me please
help me help me I need an ambulance I
need an ambulance please help me please
stop let them talk 911 let them let them
talk okay can you let them talk I'm
trying so hard fight fight never hit
anybody first in my life I've never hit
anybody first in my
life me just get off of me please I
can't breathe I can't breathe bre
Bree
please please get him off of me get them
off of me we're not on you it's okay get
off of me you're out my leg get off
nobody's get off okay how about you sit
up and just okay sit please help me
please help Mee sit up yes I please just
let me put my back against that building
please yeah we will come on okay let
them help you okay they're here to help
you're going to
drag pull we're not going toag you we're
not going to drag you please don't can
we get you up on your legs she's under
us I didn't even know can we get you I
didn't know it's crazy at me on camera
these guys at me right
here Len it's
it's get in the
car please I don't want to get in it's
too late for that it's too late where's
my dog where's my dog where's my
dog take a
seat all right
right here
bro me right here bro not here
to my camera on the back seat I swear to
God all right take a seat for me we'll
work everything out right okay promise
yep take a seat I got my Ugg on you know
I got my ug yeah my Ugg app heril yep
yep that's it that's it keep in there's
little go okay all right what are we
talking about all right let me go talk
to them first okay that's him poison
blue you crack her back window down I
didn't do anything you have the right
for me S anything you
say
I will blow you
cany to you free of cost if you wish
exactly if you do choose to make any
statements you have the right to stop
making any statements do you know me sir
and have a lawyer pres with youing
where's the lawyer where's you
understand since I read them to you I
have my lawyer okay
1957 yeah yes it is it's
mine registered nothing wrong how much
did you drink tonight nothing one beer
this afternoon okay one beer let me get
it the blow test the sobriety test let
me get it let me get the sobriety test
sir
right you want to sobriety test sir nope
exactly trespassing obstruction
resisting and possibly assault on
poo she was kicking you
right she was attempting to kick I saw
it she's going with the Sal on
peel and a Sal time peel times two uh
she was just mostly kicking V so okay
just the
one what are you taking me to jail for I
don't know but you're going you don't
even know noing no say you don't know
you don't know why I'm going to jail you
don't even have a reason you're just a
boy and blue
right I support the boys in blue did you
know that did you know that all right
well okay all right seniors will step in
don't worry I got an attorney a good one
a damn good one Kenneth L $5,000 he cost
for attorneys whooping my
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ass I suggest you slow down sir I'm in
the car can you have a little respect no
can you be quiet it's my last day on
Earth okay
okay drink your coffee maybe you can
just stop talking and being annoying how
about that I didn't do anything wrong
that's too bad can you get these off of
me
no I'm going to throw up in the back of
your car sir have white girl hair all in
my mouth all
right gu I'll have to clean it
out take it easy take it easy take it
easy take it easy take it easy you're
going to be saying that when you're
yourself when you got how many guys on
you guess you shouldn't have resisted
arrest huh I didn't resist ARR you
arrested me for no reason what was the
probable cause trespassing trespassing
for what it's a drive-thru all right
you've been trespassing Indian land it's
not Indian land it's not Indian Land
whose land is it George Washington are
you historically buff sir it's a city of
a are you historically buff looks like
you were trespassed
there yesterday for what probably for
the same stuff you did today what did I
do I don't know so I said probably right
that's the problem that's that's the
problem with the system isn't it I guess
it's okay somebody's coming for me okay
I
bet I
bet thank you sir mhm slow down okay
it's 45
okay are you cutting it are you cutting
it are you cutting
it are you breaking it can we not Bob
and weave traffic like we're 90 no I'll
do what I want oh I'm sorry you're blind
ey I don't need your help driving I'm
sorry can you function that computer and
operate at the same time yeah are you
able to do that start yeah you have
phone loss I do it a
lot Leash lws too right
sure wow I didn't even know that they
could do
that wash the dishes sweep the
floor sweep the floor dude sweep the
floor I bet your wife will be real happy
when you come home yes right what did I
do resisted what did I do there wasn't
even a man that I was trespassing
on he got all the lock leprechauns left
in on the end of the Rainbo yes on that
pot of gold you got it sir
I'll make sure that I speak every piece
of word every piece of mind every police
officer every newscast everything for
this land the city of Alyria I'm running
for governor did you know
that I'm going door to
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door she was
denied you're sick you got Co
yeah don't touch me if you got
Co
okay all right sir I'll get to my cold
cell don't worry and my warm will
blanket I'm not worried is he worried
aliens com and go
right what I do
right that's your
brother he looks just like you you know
redheads are almost
extinct that's what they say at least
that's fact God you're annoying I hear
the bridge the birds live under this I
drive on your it every
day you should find a different
drive-thru
then I
will1 may I please have my home now
you also just advise her she trespass
the do as
well your trespass from the dogghouse
now too all right may I please go
home no may I please go home I'll
trespass
nowhere I'll trespass nowhere may I
please go home no I need to go home I
have work tomorrow going to jail I take
care of the nursing home the bed wounds
the war wounds the PTSD okay
thank you for your service sir
uhhuh when do I get a right to an
attorney you already have a right or a
judge judge is on Monday Monday yeah so
it's just convenient that it's Friday
huh
yeah Bond
spins now I got to deal with all that
[ __ ] yeah
okay can you get these off of me sir
they're really really
tight they tased her for no reason she
ate
it you were not
tased thank
you I'll make sure I'll make
sure how's the
donut pretty tasty
huh pretty
tasty why are you still talking uh cuz
I'm still breathing and it's a right to
America and freedom of speech it is
Emancipation
Proclamation Emancipation Proclamation
Abraham
Lincoln George Washington was a smart
one he said give me the job I'll have
you pay all my
bull and then we'll make it a salary
because we decided $400,000 a year for
the presidential term of
four I'm a smart woman so
you're choking on that donut please
don't make smart enough to not resist
arrest I'll take the breathalizer
I'll take it I never denied it I was
never offered it I got blood on my hands
sir I got blood on my
hands I can feel it
dripping now may I ask you again what I
did you resisted arrest apparently for
what for trespassing what was I getting
arrested for I'm assuming trespassing
trespassing for what you assume asked
out you and me what I wasn't there so I
don't know right you weren't there no no
you weren't were you I just told you no
okay
perfect I'll make sure I note it with my
attorney
okay I don't know why you were I don't
know why you were I don't know why you
were that's correct that's correct I
have no idea dabble dabble don't worry
they'll figure you out okay
USA you wear that on your right sleeve
yes wow can you turn up the music please
and stop talking
no what' I get kicked out
for I don't know right you don't
remember
you don't remember you don't remember
right so this is all on camera right
yes all right maybe you're better off uh
keeping quiet until you get an
attorney you should definitely get an
attorney you should definitely get into
shney storm's coming don't want to get
stuck out in it Chop
Chop playing with un cooperative door in
her face we're
clear wow you better leave him alone he
is in his
house he is in his house he lives
there I swear to God he's good company
you better leave him
alone po FR take against P fron
so who do you work for city of Al Mr
Miller Mr Miller I have until September
1st
sir I'm going to need you out of my
house he's allowed to be there he is
allowed to be there don't you dare he
knows his rights
to backa
wacko there's no other drugs there at
all whatsoever if you put them there
then you put them there and you're a
damn
liar how's your
ankle how's your
ankle how's your
ankle how's your ankle
burning how is your ankle sir how is
your ankle sir is it
burning thank you can you slow
down no words on the
phone phone laws sir phone laws
sir I'm not going to say it
again oh now we're just picking people
up while we're doing
this just had to stop a wrongway driver
on Gateway and third John Sam young 23
what they do cuz you were the one on the
phone got
it excuse me can you hear me I'm being
held
hostage excuse me can you hear me I'm
being held
hostage I don't know what to say they
put these cuffs on me my ankle is
burning they fought me in the parking
lot I never hit them I never put my
hands on them I don't even know them can
you please get me out of this
vehicle can you please get me out of
this vehicle I'm
confused this man has dementia he's he's
he's avoiding all laws he's on his
computer
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right perfect he's doing he's doing the
drunk test right now there it
is
oh he's teaching them how to
drive
yep he's teaching them how to
drive yeah there you go there you
go may I please get out of this
car excuse me may I please get out of
this car be quiet excuse me you can hear
me you can hear me who ran the stop sign
she went the wrong way who ran the stop
sign who ran the stop
sign go ahead who ran the stop sign dire
who ran the stop sign
sir you're on a power trip sir you're on
a power trip I wish that you would stop
talking you got to be the most wish that
do you wish that do do you wish
that do you wish that
sir she's barking uncontrollably she's
barking
uncontrollably
bar all right well when you get me there
let me know when that goes I have no
jewelry
in seat belts thank you seat belt
law all right we're almost there don't
worry
H what was his name Taylor Taylor Taylor
Taylor Taylor Taylor the one that they
didn't take seriously and he ended up uh
dying in his bed I'll make sure that he
gets his money too his
family I'm upkeep I'm
upkeep horrible shot horrible shot
horrible shot shot you're a horrible
shot I bet you you don't even dear
hunt
yeah let me
out I don't know sir I didn't even know
that I was I didn't even
know I didn't even know now he's
pleading the fifth now he's pleading the
fifth it's all right I already
called didn't you know we're being
recorded right
now I love jail food and before I let
some Hoke up with me I'll go eat some
jail
food you like lorilla you like her she's
honest she's
real I'm about to tell everybody about
y'all's
asses oh no they [ __ ] and they stink too
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you know they give instant coffee to the
girls in the bathroom they love that
meth
heads so what I do
sir where's my piss
test where's my hospital where's my
ambulance where's my
rights pulling up pulling
up she's a aware she's
aware there it is there it
is kids
right it's the jail house for the kids
she had custody of
him
okay
right didn't even have that
one don't worry
sir don't worry
I promise you don't worry I'm not
worried we're
here this is where I get out
almost
he there we go he's out he's
out we're going to taser you because
you're
what what we're going to taser you
because you're
what because you're ganged up five Boy
Scouts against one
girl we're going to tase you did you
fight in the war
sir who you
for all right I'd shut up
too so what' I get tased for if I didn't
run you didn't get tased I didn't in my
back I'll make sure I make note of
it did you get
this2 go ahead for she's claiming she
was tase can they advise
yeah
spk just a drive stun no
prongs she say ative she ate it yeah I
guess you were Drive
stun not stoned
either not stoned either
actually I was stoned sir you stoned
yeah with all of
you she got it it's okay could you just
get these
off we're in the garage sir do you see
the
tractor the John Deere
she fought with a couple of
guys yeah
well good she um she was I just found
out that she was Drive stunn she wasn't
actually prong but they drive stuner in
her back with a taser so for the taser
question yeah hi man no prongs though
than me you I'm Miss Martin thank you
Miss Martin I'm going to come yeah and
yeah I think I sh
myself
okay want to swing your legs around let
me help you get out come on swing your
legs come on swing your
legs I got to pat you down so you got to
swing your legs I'm going to help I
don't have a pocket okay well get your
balance up excuse me can you get your
arm off
please all right I'm a
caregiver 13 years
are you
proud thank you Rita
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8:20
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