[music] Yeah. Come on. Sing it. [music] [music] Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? [music] Another shame dumb criminal not acting right. What's that [music] feeling floating in the air? Sergeant [music] Sparky READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU better [music] cry, baby. I cried baby. I cried baby [music] tonight. You better cry baby. [music] I cried baby. I cried baby tonight. [music] >> Welcome back y'all. It's another SDC live. >> Hey guys. with me as always. Not as always, as not often enough, my lovely and talented co-host, the lovely Miss Ashley. Uh, it's good to see you guys. We are on a mission. Um, we are definitely going to break the 100K by Labor Day goal. >> Yes, >> we're currently sitting at 99,663 subs. So, there is a chance we could hit it tonight. No promises, but fingers crossed because that would be lovely. >> Yes. >> Um, got a few videos tonight. Gonna have a good time. Um, I got a classic or two that Ashley hasn't seen, but most of you probably have. So, we'll see how that works. I've got um both feeds going, it looks like. Looks like they're both working. >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter] something goes right >> and then [clears throat] I choke to death. >> Um, let's see. See a lot of familiar faces. And by faces, I mean names. [laughter] By faces, I mean words with the squigglies and the the stuffs. Um, let me get I'm going to double check that everything's going. Oh, wait. Slow down, Tammy. Finally made it a year. Remember, for 12 months. >> Nice. >> Awesome. Possome. So, that's good. Let me find Excuse me. Um, this is kind of a little slow video, but the this guy's an idiot, so, you know, it's good. That'll give me time to run all the >> [snorts] >> uh all the diagnostics and whatnots. But first, great granny for five. Can we get you to taste Shane one more time for old times sake? >> Let's see how the night goes. >> We'll have to see on that one. >> Yeah, >> it depends. It It's more likely if we break the um if we break the 100,000 goal. Patrick W. Teammates. Always nice to see Ashley. remember for 17 months. >> Oh, >> I think he joined the night of the tasin [laughter] if I if I >> a lot of people did. >> Yeah, that was a fun night. [laughter] >> Lots of fun. Lots of soreness for days after. But >> boohoo. >> Well, you know, I felt funny. What are you gonna do? All right, I'm going to throw up a video and um double check to make sure everything's working good. Um, all right. Well, [ __ ] it. Let's do a video. Damn it. The health, Chris. You do that every time. You know I'm about to hit play. Chris gifting out five memberships. Thank you so much, Chris. >> Thanks. >> I curse you, but you're a wonderful human being. New members, be sure and thank uh thank Chris for that. Amy Heron, Ashley, great to see you, Shane. You are awesome. She's the awesome one. >> Yeah, I can't help it. >> I'm just the smartass clown that dances for you guys. [laughter] >> Stacy Greeny, Florida Gypsy. Damn, there's a name. I sent out five gifted memberships. >> Thank you. >> Welcome new members. Be sure and thank Stacy Greeneyed Florida Gypsy. [laughter] Okay. Oh, wait. There's something else. Sparkle Poots. See, I'm I can barely see the um the vertical stream chat, so I almost missed that. Sparkle Poots gifting out five memberships. Thank you, Pootsy. 16-month member. More Sparkle Poots. I am here. You may proceed. Tammy gifting out another one. >> Thank you. >> Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I didn't pin a comment. Chris has got the link for the merch. It may or may not be in the description of the video. I I'm probably going to be slow on links today. I I've got I've got them all saved, but I've got way too much [ __ ] going on here to pull them up and post. So, um I appreciate you mods that are already planning on doing a lot of heavy lifting because y'all got to get me through this [ __ ] all the time anyway. [laughter] All right, let let's do a dumbass video. This is from Police Ride Alongs, which I love their intros. A damn it. [laughter] Generate with the dancing pair. $5 super chat. >> Thank you. >> I don't know why it says super chat. That's a super sticker. It's so cute though. >> It is. >> All right. All right. We're going to hit go. If I don't hit go, then we never will. On this ride along, an officer stands outside an IHOP. Another delivers some bad news. >> She says, "You guys have woken up." >> And a subwoofer hogs the back seat. On Saturday, September 13th, officers responded to a harassment complaint about an ex-boyfriend following a woman from her home and trying to block her vehicle numerous times on the roadway. >> Well, thank you, sir. >> How you doing, bro? You kind of hot aggressive following her. What's up? >> I'm just trying to get something from her. [clears throat] I apologize. I'm just scared. >> All right. Step out the vehicle for me. >> All right. So, what's going on, bro? You can't be sping on people like that. >> Just my overreacted. >> That's not me. I I'm overreacting because >> there's going to be no injuries. >> Okay. That's my fault. >> Turn your radio down. I can't hear you talking. >> Keep your hands out of your pocket. >> I don't have any. No. Okay. >> It's just I've been That's my fault. I act like >> Look how tight those pants are. You think you can fit something in them pockets >> together or anything like that? [laughter] >> Right. like she lives with her mom. I live by myself because my mom passed away. >> Okay. >> So, it's kind of like I'm used to, >> you know, you don't have to live with your mom if she's alive. >> You spend time together and everything. >> That's not what the other officer was being told. >> With him and he's >> well cuz he says she lives with her mom. I don't live with my mom. My mom passed away. If your mom's here, you don't have to live with you can live on your own. You could be a big boy. >> I'm not a big girl. >> Random New York lawyer gifted out five memberships. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You wonderful people. >> Around my house since last night, but I didn't have to go anywhere. >> This morning, I had to drop my brother off and he's like following me [clears throat] and chasing me up close. He blocked me off on the road where I couldn't move. >> So, what what happened today? Why? What's going on right now? >> She had was doing some dumb [ __ ] >> Okay. >> Wasn't answering my calls, wasn't texting me, nothing. Like, I didn't threaten her or anything, obviously. >> How was that dumb [ __ ] >> My dad do dumb [ __ ] >> Okay. like he's just been threatening me and my family and I >> he considers it >> considers it dumb [ __ ] if she doesn't answer his texts and calls after she broke up with him. >> Yeah, >> that [ __ ] >> Just call it a day. >> You got your license on you, bro? >> Let me see if she's >> The officers would have a >> He does have deciding to give the man >> does have stuff in his pocket. >> Listen, you talk to you talk to my guy. >> I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to read you the riot act. >> Look, >> we know right from wrong. >> Uh depends on how it goes. Actually, I was going to address this. I may [clears throat] I may just go ahead and take tomorrow all the way off, but I may go ahead and stream, too. I'm not sure. But as of what was it 5:00 yesterday morning, I am officially a full-time content creator. So, I don't have to work seven days a week anymore. So, I may actually take a day off. But, we we'll see how it goes. depends on how we're feeling tomorrow and what's going on with the kids and all that. >> Reacted. I've been screwed over too many times. Just gets to the point where [clears throat] >> Listen, from what she's telling me and what she's showing me, she says you guys are broken up. Take that for what it is. >> All right. So, can you tell her that? >> Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. She's saying you guys are broken up. She's showing me about a 100 missed calls from block numbers and text messages and all this kind of stuff. If it's you, just I'm just saying if it's you, just chill out. >> All right. We're already here. All right, we messed up. >> So, let's write our wrongs. >> If she gets a restraining order, you'll get sir with one. I'm not saying that she's going to get one, but she has the option to. She's been advised if she wants to get a restraining order to make her feel better, she can do that. >> All right. Can I just You guys are here. Can I just say something to her? >> That's up to her. I'm not going to have >> No, no, I just want to get my belongings. >> I got you. I What do you What do you have that >> if we're broken up? I just want her to tell me that so I know where we stand so I don't have to say nothing. I just go to court and handle everything. >> So, what belongings do you need? I just I just need to know from her face to face that we're broken up. Broken up. We're not gonna have >> Yeah. No, she told me that you guys are broken up. So, I'm telling you that you're broken. >> Oh, why is that? It's not coming up on that. Damn it. I don't have the chat, too, coming up on the video. So, I got a lot of [ __ ] going on right now. Um the vertical um shows up in the shorts feed. I'm doing both ways. Um, if you want to check out the the regular version, I'll um I'll try to fix that >> thing. All right, that's >> it is what it is. If we want to go for chart violations and obstructing roadway and stuff like that, we'll play that route. >> If you want me to baker you, I'll baker you. I'm not trying to do any of that stuff. Let's call it Let's call it like it is. It's going to be a domestic uh verbal domestic agreement between you or argument between you and her. And it is what it is. You guys go your separate ways. You find somebody else, she finds somebody else. Just playing fish in the sea, dog. It's not worth of trying to get yourself arrested for for for it is what it is. That's >> dumb [ __ ] All right. >> I acted a fool and I saw me. >> She's probably going to give her a restraining order. You'll probably get several papers. I'm not saying that she will, but it is what it is, >> you know. >> All right. Well, you never know. >> All right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Just do me a favor. Just back out and then you're good to go. >> Yeah, please. >> Okay. He knows you guys are broken up. >> Yeah. um my uh get a restraining order. >> According to court documents, there'd be a no contact order issued by the county the next day, but that wouldn't do much good because just 15 minutes later, >> 15 minutes chasing after the woman safe lane changes and driving carelessly. >> No, no, no, no, you didn't. >> Do you think the cops would forget you, psycho? >> I don't like this at all. >> I wasn't following her. I was >> Yes, you were. I was not, boss, man. I Yes, you were. I literally put gas and I I put >> All right, stay sit tight cuz you're getting tickets. >> You'd actually get more than tickets. >> We gave you that opportunity, bro. >> Kind of like sitting here. I can reach the fridge. >> You always sit there, but one time I >> Well, you never come playing anymore. So, I'm used to sitting in the middle >> to my cousin, but somehow you follow her back. >> I wasn't following her. My cousin lives on studio. Okay. >> My cousin lives on membership. >> Well, they're under arrest. >> Timmy two shoes. >> Charge. >> You have to have five memberships. >> It's raining members in here up in here. >> It's raining members. It's raining members. >> Thank you. T >> I just told you. Stop. >> No. You could go to jail. You're going to jail, sir. >> No. I really do want to take some [ __ ] off. >> Dude, if I'm in jail, I can't get to her. >> How am I supposed to follow her around? >> Nothing you're going to say right now. That's not going to That's going to gas. And I'm literally on That's not what we saw. That's not That's not what we saw. I was literally on the phone. I'm not playing with him. >> That's all I did. Just play gas and I was going to my cousin's house. >> Like the channel. Subscribing is one type of following. That's okay. Cash your cat. Good to see you, homie. >> Every excuse. Oh, >> I didn't even notice there was a super chat on that one. [laughter] >> Thanks for special. What are you going to do? >> You are getting sold. >> Okay. And there's a gun in the car. >> Okay. I'm going to take it. That's going to go into property. >> Register to me. >> That's right. It's going [clears throat] to go into property. >> All right. Pulled that one. >> Yeah. >> Well, he messed up. not listening. Girl, >> that's not what we saw. >> I wasn't following her. How is it my fault she's in the same road as me? >> Going the direction that I wasn't going to go if she wasn't going there. >> I'm just going to get the gun out, the money out. >> This is wild. It's like got stacks. >> Are you for real? >> Oh [ __ ] I think there's two or three. I may have to cut this one. Hold on. YouTube doesn't like to show the guns. They think that you're showing them off or threatening somebody or something on the streams. I won't be able to uh >> Brook out the show on the Prook and I'm taking >> to show them early in the video. Usually was later on. One of them's even a BB gun. They they found a regular handgun and a BB gun that looked very real. >> Was cutting in and out of traffic when me and him both saw you. I wasn't cutting in and out of traffic. >> Oh, I'm pretty good at that. >> I was I didn't even see her car. I was literally calling my cousin the whole time. >> Sorry, guys. It's weird. >> I promise to go. >> Very unprofessional. >> Like after we talked >> Blame YouTube and their bots. >> No, you don't. >> I didn't call her. I didn't text her. Nothing. >> You got it. >> The officer. Oh, no. Won't hope they didn't see that one. Why don't we skip this one? We got the We got the gist of it. Where's the Where's the damn video? I don't know about the I don't know what's going on. There it is. Well, I can't see it all the way [snorts] over there either. [laughter] >> Let's do this. My Ashley's here and she loves the critters. I was about to say it's weird >> as you always >> I think this one's kind No, this one's not long. Okay, we'll we'll play all of this one. [laughter] >> Some nice feelood stuff for the misses. >> Criminals might actually be easier than catching this. >> Oh, it's a pot belly. >> He's a fast one. >> Yeah, dude. They are very fast. Oh, >> it's a standoff. It's a standoff. >> Yeah. Yeah, it is. doing it. >> Tammy Reed, thank you for the five. First Saturday stream. Yay. Welcome. So glad you're here. [laughter] >> Get him. Get him, Mike. >> Sweet. He usually does really well. >> They got him. [laughter] Quack. Quack. Quack. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Get your >> chickens don't quack. That's a That's a turkey. >> Why are you quacking at a turkey? calling chicken. That's racist. >> Quack quack. [laughter] Quack. Quack. >> What the hell? >> And here's a chicken. >> Back up. >> Or a rooster. That's a rooster. >> Except for my chicken right now. >> Roosters are chickens. >> That's like going to our daughter's dad's house. [laughter] >> You can come. >> The officer had a solid plan to guide the cow back into the pen. What he didn't expect was that much resistance. >> Cows are crazy. >> Got licked by one. >> It took forever to get the saliva off my face. [laughter] >> He changed his mind. His K9 partner found something suspicious and the officer decided to check it out. Turns out it was a snake. [laughter] [cough] >> Dog didn't seem to mind. >> Is he all right? >> I know he's been drinking. [laughter] What was that? >> Is that sheep? >> Goat. >> Sheep. >> These are fast one, too. They are >> a bird. [laughter] [laughter] >> That wasn't very nice. [music] >> You said no. [laughter] >> Excellent. That's a goat. My car. >> That's a goat. >> There was a time when I cared enough about cars I'd murder an animal for jumping on the hood. >> An officer was investigating the disappear. >> I wouldn't care for a goat. >> And one of the missing ponies. >> I'm terrible of them. >> Ready to give a statement. >> We'll see if insurance covers that. I got it all on video. >> Okay. Well, there you go. Thank you. >> You know what just gets my goat? [laughter] My car. That's my hood, dude. >> Pull out as soon as you get him off. >> Dennis Sullivan, welcome. Brand new member. >> Welcome. >> A freaking kangaroo. >> I can guess that one. Unless it's a walleye or something. >> Are there animals that are like almost kangaroos but not quite? >> Is a total professional. >> This driver was down the road from the dog. >> I know. We got a big mark wetlock for $20. >> Nice. Thank you. >> Just ain't no not no crime ever with these people. Congrats by the way. Almost made it to near one above all in rivals, but I'm 37 at work. Shout out Shane. I know the grind. Happy you're making it work. Well, thank you so much. I am so glad that you're here and I really appreciate the giant super chat >> pulled over because he accidentally made an illegal left turn. And needless to say, his husky was ready to have him arrested. >> That's unfair. He wasn't even driving. >> He was traveling. >> Huskies are so funny. [laughter] >> They can't cuff him. So cold ass. >> I I don't understand what happened. >> The officer was heading back to his car after a foot chase. >> So his turkeys >> that he was about to get ambushed. [screaming] Did >> you see that? >> Yeah. Last scene going west. Get out of here. >> Sorry. >> She has a very infectious laugh. >> Y'all's welcome. A llama or emu? >> It's a god. >> Not emu. >> Alpaca. >> Alpaca. [laughter] >> Judging by how interested this alpaca is in the patrol car, he definitely wants to join the force. >> Oh, he's actually going to blow. >> Look how pretty. >> Take him on a ride along. >> Work breaks should always look like this. >> A That's too cute. >> This is what we do when we come to Target. Supposed to be working. >> He's supposed to be working. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, we went to a petting zoo and these kids kind of boxed us out and pushed their ways in front of us and then the alpaca spit on one of them. So, we were like, "H, that's what you get, you little shit." >> I died laughing. [laughter] >> We're good. >> Oh my goodness. God loves me. I never get I get to see the coolest stuff, dude. We in Cedar Town. >> What are we looking at? >> Two cops chasing a pig. [laughter] >> That's a big pig. That looks like a almost a bear running. >> That's a chicken. >> Turn the officer's shift into a cardio [clears throat] workout. >> There's no way you're going to catch it. [laughter] >> Come here now. Why don't you gravity? >> Hey, this ain't faster than it look. >> Why is he the only one chasing while all the other cops are like, >> "You want your dinner? You're going to have to earn it." [laughter] >> Oh, he got it. feel weird. See that right there? >> Oh, well, I guess that's all of that. >> A >> All right. So, there's some feelood mamminals. >> I love all animals, but they ain't welcome at my house. >> Yeah, I want no animals. Um, we've been on about 20 minutes or so. I'm going to try this one even though there's a little taser in it. Hopefully hopefully YouTube's clankers don't say, "Oh no, that's a gun." And then you shut me down and ban me from streaming for a while. It's happened. >> That would suck. >> Glenn Harlo, remember for 15 months? I apologize for the long absence. >> You're good. >> You're fine. >> I've been absent way longer than you have. >> Hell, she ain't been here for months. She She don't love us. She don't love you like I do. Why do y'all love her more? >> November 19th, 20. >> So, this one, this is a classic one. Um, most of the viewers have probably seen it, but I'm pretty sure you haven't. So, you I I think you're going to really enjoy this one. >> 23 were dispatched to a neighborhood in response to a man causing a disturbance. >> Step it up. He's banging on passing cars. behind you. >> Come on. >> Ain't that a tra? [laughter] >> Sheriff's office, stop. Don't tell him what to do. Uhoh. >> Yes. >> Are he is he speaking English? >> Just what are you saying? >> Stop. STOP. STOP. STOP. GET ON THE GROUND. GET ON THE GROUND. HE GOT A CHICKEN, TOO. >> All the way down. >> All the way down. >> I real. >> There's fried chicken right there. Got >> turn around. Get on the ground. >> On the ground. >> Look. Look. We're trying to help you. Okay. Look. He's going to taste again if you don't comply. Just play. We'll get some milk. Okay. All right. Okay. But who's who's in control? >> That ain't you? [laughter] [screaming] >> Looks like Sergeant Sparky's in control. >> Are you going to [laughter] be real? Okay. >> Okay. Now, let him do anything. Let him [laughter] >> He pee a little bit. >> Probably. >> You're not a chicken. >> I'm not a truck. >> No, you're not a chicken. sweat, y'all. Just let us know. >> Sweat. >> How do I know if you wait? >> Well, he's the one putting handcuffs on. >> Your eyes shaking. Okay, >> stand up. Come on. Come on. >> Why are you doing this? What did I do wrong? I tried to be good. >> We're trying to help you. >> I tried to be good. >> These are the anal trying to help me. >> Stop. You're trying to argue against my reality. Well, look, your reality is a little off the wall. [laughter] >> We're in a real world. >> No, I'm in a real world, too. >> Okay. Now, >> are you drugs today? >> I did do drugs. >> What would you do? >> I did mushrooms, but we had to come. >> Oh, no, sir. This we first time. >> Am I in my hammock? >> Hey. Hey. Hey. The children are going to check you. Okay. Take >> You're not in a hammock. >> Okay. They're just going to check you. >> This land sit on the pill. >> Stop. I don't know. Hey, >> can you please Dr. Wait, stop. Okay. >> Can you please talk to me? >> Play for five. Shocker ahead. 50,000 volts in the rear. >> I'll be >> Yes. >> I see you looking at me. >> We're trying to get you some help. Okay. >> You're trying to help me, but am I trying to help you? >> No. >> We're just trying to argue against you. We We're not arguing with you. >> You are arguing with me? [clears throat] >> Am I a person arguing with you or are you arguing with me right now? >> Okay. >> I mean, how else would you do it? >> Um, >> I've been phased. I don't know the reality. >> Is that real? >> My brain. >> Stop. Wait. Stop. Okay. Stop. I got to get be if you're helping me. >> Thanks for keeping me and my co-workers entertained. Also, check on >> my arms, sir. >> You haven't already. This crazy Asian couple. >> I don't know what a proof is. >> Okay. >> If I'm Okay, >> I'm going to tell him. >> No. No. Please don't tase me. Please don't. We're not. >> It's a little late for that, homie. >> No, you're real, though. Listen. But you tased me before. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Twice. But >> you know why? >> No, I don't know why. So, I'm being compliant right now. >> I know, but you're saying I'm >> You just keep on saying I'm in complant with you. >> You mean your other account was not subbed yet? >> How dare you, [clears throat] sir? >> Why are you trying to argue against me? Will you stop holding me? >> No. >> No. Cuz you're trying to get >> Chicken Man has a fat brain. >> I'm trying to get away, sir. >> That is We're telling you Look, right now you're >> You're telling me, but am I telling myself? Quit pulling. Okay, let me take your blood. >> No, wait. But please, please, please. >> I know I'm not having a fever brain or fever dream. >> Happening. >> Quit pulling away. >> Can't exist. >> Right. Am I exist? >> Yes. >> What's Okay. Okay. Okay. Is this This is real. >> Yes. >> As a matter of fact, he is. >> Okay. Good. >> I kind of want some. >> Are you filming me? >> Yes. >> Am I in my hammock right now? >> No. >> No, you're not in your hammock. >> How do you know? Cuz you're standing up. Well, how do I know that I'm standing up? >> I can't exist like this. >> Mark for two more. It's another channel. >> Okay, >> you'll have to explain it later. >> Then I'm able to pay attention. DON'T TOUCH ME. >> DON'T TOUCH ME. I just want to go home. You're burning my hands. You're hurting. >> Thank you, Tammy. >> I feel >> that's how it's supposed to be done. >> Tammy, lead the way. >> What? >> Holding my hands. >> Subbed on four or five times. four or five accounts. >> Yes. >> Fish hooking me. >> No, we're getting them. >> No, you're hurting me. >> All right. Come on. Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop. >> That's good. >> This is it going to end? >> It will. >> It will. Look. So, >> you're going to argue against what's this in there? We're pitching here. Okay. >> But the thing is, if I exist in my own head, sir, are you holding me or am I holding you? Listen, we don't want >> I don't want to be ted. >> Well, people out there wait, sit down. >> Stop. [ __ ] Hey, you people. >> Jason, sit down. >> Stop. I WANT TO GO HOME. I WANT TO [screaming] GO HOME. >> SIT DOWN. >> I WANT TO GO HOME. >> YOU'RE going to your new home, honey. >> Stop. Stop. >> You're going to get hurt. You're going to get hurt. >> You're hurting me. You are going. Wait. Wait. Stop. What's the nature? Are you real? >> I'm being calm, sir. I'll chase you again. >> Oh, hell yeah. beat that everybody else. >> What? >> Why is there a >> one of Tammy accounts? >> Call Shane's number one fan. >> Oh yeah, >> I'm number one fan. >> Yeah, he but y'all miss a car. He'd be >> You could be second. >> I wish they had the hospital, but he probably needs to get checked. >> You think a dog? >> Your new coop. >> It's okay. The dog's a vegetarian today. >> No, we broke up. But like >> he doesn't eat chicken. We're still processing things. >> Am I a chicken or am I a man? I don't know. >> You might I say 45 minutes to an hour. You might want to let them sit a while because mushrooms it could be a few hours before he calms down and uh I don't Yeah. >> Am I in a van or am I in my head? >> No, you're not in A VAN. >> WHY? YOU JUST SAID IT. YOU SEE [screaming] I'M NOT IN A VAN. I TRICKED YOU. I >> AH, you got me. >> I'm out of >> You son of a [ __ ] Chest. So therefore, we go back. What's the nature of my reality? >> Going for five. [laughter] LIKE A DOG ON ME. >> ONE way trip to the chicken coop. >> We're going to get you out. You said you've been wanting to get out of here. I'm trying to break you out. So, we're going to get you out. Okay. >> Okay. Can I please talk to you? >> Okay. >> Yeah. Right this way. We can talk over here. >> He thought there was a coyote coming into his coop. >> You have somebody here for you to talk to. >> Okay. >> All right. >> Can you go away for a moment? >> I don't I don't I don't Look, stop, sir. Sir, sir, please don't go away. >> Stop. >> Okay. >> Okay. No. Okay. I'm not trying to be rude to you. >> I'll get you in there. So, you said you want to talk to somebody else. Okay. >> I do want to talk to somebody. [laughter] >> The nature of my own reality. Sharon Neva. >> I guess that's how you say that. Or two. Who's going to pluck him? >> He can go pluck himself for all I care. >> Get right in there. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you got a tack in your dick on foot. Hop over to >> get his spur for chicken fights. >> Hop over to the chair right there. >> Duh. >> Right there. Go sit right there. >> Ain't sparkle poo for five. This does not qualify as a critter video. [laughter] >> No, it doesn't. >> It kind of does. >> It's pretty good. >> Oh, you got the little yellow barb snatcher thing. I'm go and get these off. Hey, going into the back. >> Okay. All right. You don't have nothing else on you, do you? No, sir. There's a lot of feathers. >> Hey, don't ruffle his jammies. >> All right, I'm going get you sitting on this bench for me. There's a bench behind you. We get you sit down on that. Okay, >> it'll be all right. You just got to be in here for a few hours. Then you can get booked in and get bonded up. Go back home. [laughter] >> Hopefully not ingest whatever it is you have ingested today that made you walk up and down the street in a chicken onesie. KFC >> ambulances and police cars. >> Jason was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of resisting arrest. As a firsttime offender, he was not seriously punished for this incident. He was sentenced to probation and had to take mandatory drug tests for 12 months. Drop a comment below and subscribe. >> I don't think Shroom shows up on a standard drug test, does it? >> All right. So, there you go. Like I said, that's a classic, but I was pretty sure you hadn't seen it yet. >> That was That was Yeah. >> What are we looking for? What are we looking for? This one? No, this one. This guy's just an absolute [ __ ] Um, what was I going to do? Oh, sub count. We are at 99,677. So, 323 more. >> Let's go, people. >> Let's go. >> All right. This guy's a dumbass. >> Walmart parking lot after a caller reports that an aggressive driver spat her during a road rage dispute. >> Hey, >> hi. Did you talk to the lady over there? >> I tried to spit at her actually. [laughter] >> Straight up. I admit it. >> Car left alone. >> Okay. Do you have an ID on you or anything? >> No, dude. Just leave me alone, dude. I >> I'll leave you alone, man. Just leave me alone, dude. I mean, go away. >> Kind of got Jubilee. Just instead of having superpowers, just being a dumb. You know what? >> All right, man. Listen, what's your last name? >> Thank you so much, Mark, for the five. >> Is this your truck? >> Yeah. >> All right, man. Like I said, I'm just here to figure out what's going on, >> right? >> Well, she kept instigating. She wouldn't turn her car. >> She wouldn't turn. Cap would go. She wouldn't go. She'd say, "Fuck you." I'm like, "Go." >> So, you got to spit on her. >> Go. So, I'm like, "Hey, pull over." She pulled. I'm like, "Hey, you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're go back to your own country." And I spit at her and I left. >> See, >> this is one of those lame, pathetic [ __ ] that blames all brown people for their own failures in life. >> And wait, wait till they interview her and you hear her talk. She couldn't possibly be more American. But no, she's brown. I'm terrified of her. She's ruined my life because she's a different color. >> That disgusts me. >> That's what's >> I hate those [ __ ] >> And that's okay. Hey at Walmart. >> That guy's got a tan coll. >> Okay. No, I I get it. Right. Were you walking and she was in her car? >> No, I was in my car. She was in her car. >> Oh jeez. Okay. >> I got out of my car just to spit on her. >> I got to make a report, right? I'm just documenting what happened, >> right? >> For what? You going to report what she did or No, >> I'm just going to take I'm going to find out what the truth is, man. >> Whatever. Dude, I'm getting ready to leave, so I don't really care what you do. >> Yeah, you're not going anywhere. >> No, you're not. >> What's going on? Where's going right now? >> Swear to God, he needs smacked a few times. >> Fire department. >> Yeah. >> Just went to his house and he's going to probably die tonight. Yeah. Liver cancer. Jerus, that's a rough thing. >> This guy also tries to not so subtly throw out that. I'm a firefighter. I used to be a firefighter. I'm retired firefighter. Nobody gives a [ __ ] >> You should know better than >> I don't care what you do, did, or are ever going to do for a living. If you're a dumbass, you're a dumbass. >> So, [ __ ] that [ __ ] That's [ __ ] She should be [ __ ] [ __ ] over that [ __ ] >> So what happened after that? >> She pulled over, rolled her window down, my spit ass. >> That's it. Well, >> evil voodoo hex look something, >> you know. Maybe she should be asking her >> stuff like I I can't stand racist people. >> She talk to me. What's a what's a good phone number for? >> Phone. >> You don't carry a phone on you? You don't have a phone? >> I carry it when I go for >> Thanks for being on top of these, Buck. Wow. Appreciate it, brother. >> My phone. >> Yes. I have like >> don't know what he's on top of but thanks. >> You live alone or post in the links for the video department right here in Charlotte County. >> Okay. >> Don't like it all. Don't own a gun so don't say do anything. And if you could stand the [ __ ] over there I'd appreciate it so I can see you. >> Okay none of that [ __ ] >> We can do that. We can definitely do that. >> All right. So just real quick what happened. >> Okay. So you know sorry I'm just really shaken up. Do you know that? >> Hi, >> Grandma. This is my lovely and talented wife, Ashley. >> Turn because there's vehicles in like I can't go anywhere. >> A twinkle in my eye. >> A parking lot and he is literally side by side almost cutting me off. >> Yeah, she definitely needs to go back to her own country. >> You doing >> I don't know what country that is here. >> This one obviously. >> What are you doing? >> Maybe she's Canadian. I don't know. yelling at me and then >> she doesn't look bam. >> Uh, go back to the country you [ __ ] came from and spits into my car all over here and I don't know if it ended up getting up on me or not. >> Okay. Was he standing up? >> Yes. And he was stepped into his car. I was afraid he was going to come in. So, I put the window. >> She have one of those sun shades in her windshield. >> I said absolutely not in my brain. That's when I called 911. I didn't want to follow him right away. >> That's fine. You have your ID with you by any chance? >> Sorry. I'm doing these. >> That's okay. >> I don't want him to find you. >> You're the real hero here. going to take a sworn recorded statement from you as to what happened. Okay. So, we're going to go over the story again. Looks like a little bit of road rage on his side from them turning into Walmart. Um, when she stopped on the side of Walmart, he gets he's like next to her car on the passenger side. He gets out of his car. She had the windows down cuz she's like, "What's your problem?" And he starts spitting in the car. >> I love that movie. >> In the car? >> Yeah. >> Um, >> except he's the accident. Okay. >> How many times did he spit in spit in here? Do you know? >> I don't know. I know there was like a giant one that came all the way in and went everywhere. >> All right. Can you stop? >> You [ __ ] spit on me. >> I'm asking you to stop. >> I'll ram your car. >> I don't give a crap. >> Goes this way. I swear to God, it's [ __ ] [ __ ] >> No, you're [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Step out for >> because I'm >> Cuz you're going to jail cuz you spit on somebody, you idiot. >> Daddy's car. >> Her windows were down. >> That's assault. You spit on her, >> right? Okay. [laughter] >> Just one second here. One just one [ __ ] second. >> Are you going to take off? >> You step out. Okay. >> You step out. >> We're going to go that route. >> Call AJ. Let me call my wife in one second. Just >> No, you don't have that right. >> If you If you do not come out, I will make you come out. >> Damn right. >> Get out of the car. >> Get out. >> Last chance. Get out of the car right now. Don't get out. >> I'll do my [ __ ] Get out. >> Hey. Hey. AJ. >> If I ever get arrested, can I call you and yell at you? >> Hey, get off me. Get off. >> This guy blames every single problem he ever causes on somebody else. >> Especially a woman. You call me from jail yelling at me. >> It's your fault. >> Your ass is staying in there. I don't give a [ __ ] You ain't coming home like that. >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. Do >> put your hands behind your back. >> Turn over. >> Somebody get cuffs on him. Somebody get cuffs on him. >> All right, I'LL LET GO. [ __ ] OFF. >> OKAY. >> OH, we could have made this a lot easier. >> [ __ ] >> We don't need to respond to him. Just >> I thought I found that one. >> Check him. >> I thought I had it saved. I don't >> No. You want to wait until we're done? What's in that pocket right there? >> Keys. We want to make sure >> they're my car keys. >> They're my car keys. >> He's on the rest so we can check him, guys. >> Right. We're going to >> check. Get all that out of there. >> What I told you is get out. He went for the power. >> [ __ ] yourself, [ __ ] >> We're working against each other. >> That wasn't very nice. >> Keep them on the ground. Okay. >> Just take my glass off, put in my car. Thank you. Appreciate that. >> Can't call my deputies, MF, and then ask. >> Oh, hey, man. [ __ ] off. I'm allowed to do what the [ __ ] I want. I didn't [ __ ] people over when they spit [clears throat] in my face. >> He was bleeding. I >> got >> Look at your hand now. >> Here. Go. >> Look at your hand. >> Yes. Oh, >> I didn't double lock him. >> Oh, don't [ __ ] try to grab the double lock the cuffs. >> LET GO OF HIS HAND. >> LET GO OF MY HAND. LET GO OF MY [ __ ] HAND. >> Nobody's got your hand. It's the cuffs, the [ __ ] [ __ ] I will not resist if you just resist. >> Next time you start doing that, put it on. [laughter] >> I ain't going to try to do anything. >> New member. >> Welcome. >> Hello. >> It is what it is. >> It's good night to become a member. >> Out of the car multiple times, >> dude. I've lived here my whole life. Shut up. >> Okay, we got an unruly subject and I haven't we don't even know who he is yet. >> Yeah, you know that really pisses him off. >> Car who refused to get out of the car and in the process of doing that, his hand got cut. >> Oh, I didn't notice that. away from him. >> Patrick was charged with three serious felonies. Resisting an officer with violence, battery on an officer or EMT, and burglary of an occupied conveyance. Following his >> How did that work out? >> 2026, he was initially held in custody while his defense team filed a motion to reduce bond. Prosecutor Christopher Stone formally filed the felony information on July 1st, and on July 8th, Judge Lisa Porter granted the defense's motion for bond reduction. Patrick posted three shy bonds totaling $20,000 the following day and was released from custody after his arraignment in late July. Patrick remains out of custody while awaiting his next criminal case management hearing on September 8th, 2026. All right, >> I have a story. >> Oh god. >> About me and my older sister. >> All right, tell the story. I'm listening. I'm going to open this door cuz it is hot as hell in here. I was probably around eight or nine years old. Me and my sister got in trouble by my mom. She's chasing us through the house and [laughter] we shut the door and locked it. My dad filled our door. So, we had this wooden lock and we were in there for about 20 minutes. Really thought she was gone. So, I unlocked it, opened it. She was right in the bathroom door, jumped out, scared me, and I spit on her >> cuz I don't know why. I thought maybe like punch or something. Mom s is like, "Oh, God." >> And I'm crying at this point. I'm balling my eyes, begging for mercy. I'm sorry, Mommy. I'm sorry. She just starts laughing cuz she was just as shocked as all of us. [laughter] And she said, "I won't tell daddy." >> But please do what I asked you to do. [clears throat] Me and my older sister talk about that all the time [laughter] >> cuz you know my mom's passed away. We both good memories that we ain't getting beaten. [laughter] >> Okay. I don't think I pulled enough videos for tonight. We got a few, but I didn't know I pulled that one twice. >> Excuse me. >> Respond to a bar after two visibly intoxicated guests attempt to reenter the bar and refuse to leave after being kicked out. >> You don't get it. Don't touch me. >> Wait, did you just push her? >> Seriously? >> Don't put your hands on me. >> Calm down, George of the Jungle. >> Man, are you going to push her? You [ __ ] man. >> I didn't touch him. >> Trying to jump out of there and get him like the predator, man. >> [ __ ] that badge, man. [ __ ] you. >> Take that badge off and see what you're at. You're not me. >> You're not. Without that, you're [ __ ] up. Somebody, right? YOU KNOW HE'S [ __ ] YOU, MAN. >> She's still on the grounder, right? >> He has to pee, man. >> Oh, well, if he's a veteran, he has to pee, then, you know, that's fine. >> As you were, >> he's another one of those guys that thinks being a veteran gives him >> license to do whatever the hell he wants. You still have to follow the law. >> That's all I got to do. You want to push my girl? You want TO PUSH MY GIRL? >> You're going to get changed. >> What? The one you're hiding behind right now? >> Those are pretty leaves. >> You're [ __ ] You ain't no [ __ ] man. I'm better. >> Says the one hiding in the woods. >> I'm out here. >> Yeah, you a little coward. >> You are nothing but a girl. Hide behind your [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Hi. >> It does. >> You're a [ __ ] girl, man. You're a girl. >> Hey man, this girl. >> Where is Russ? Is he here? That's Saturday night. He's probably got a gig. >> Yeah. Support Russ. Yes, >> he does uh >> the majority of my intros and outros. >> He's amazing. >> Very talented man. >> All right, I'll come out. You're going to want to >> It's our anniversary. >> Well, congratulations. >> Yay. >> I don't care. I got to pee. She put by the way my girl >> push my girl hide behind your taser. You're bad. You're a [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] You're >> That's the one hiding behind a tree while his wife holds him back. >> Dies here. >> HEY, WE DON'T WANT TO TASE YOU. >> TAS ME, MAN. >> GUYS, don't write paragraphs in the comments. Push my >> It's distracting. >> Push my girlfriend. See what the happens. >> I'm a slow reader. >> And then I get it. >> You ain't no man. >> You ain't no man. You ain't no man. You're a [ __ ] girl. That's why you hide behind that badge. Cuz you're a >> Why do you hide behind that girl and that tree and those leaves? >> Why don't you pee back there? We want you coming out. >> Come on out. >> Hey, come on out. >> You're going to come out. You're going to be peacefully if you resist. >> I don't want to go to the bathroom. >> Oh, okay. Cuz you're tough, bro. I'm not. >> You're tough because all I want to do is pee. >> Hey, all he wants you to do IS COME OUT. >> LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM. >> The way you're acting. >> Let me go to the bathroom. >> Let you go to the bathroom. >> Okay, you're right. If you hadn't got your dumb ass thrown out of the bar, you'd go to the bathroom in the air. >> Just piss yourself. >> Come on out here. [ __ ] you. Come out here so you can pay me cuz you're a [ __ ] man. You [ __ ] wannabe. You know that >> you're [ __ ] ON VIDEO. YOU STUPID. >> WHY DON'T YOU BE A [ __ ] SOLDIER? >> I don't remember what happened on this one. Hopefully they both go to jail. She deserves it just as much as him. or probably more cuz she's the one that came up on them. >> See, he's bragging about being a veteran, acting like most cops aren't vets. >> That's like one of the number one jobs. Like the number one people to get hired for cops is veterans. >> We're going to come in there and get you both. I'm getting >> out because I want to use it. >> We're going to come out. >> So, see, I'm asking you right now. I'm asking you. >> Okay. >> She's saying red. Is that her safe word? >> Come on. Let's come out here. >> I didn't hear red. I heard Brad. >> Oh, I thought she said red. Red. Red. Red. >> Red. Red. Brad. Brad. Ow. Bread. Bread. Bread. >> Yeah, right. >> All I want to do is go and bastard. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Stop. Put your hands behind your back. >> Did he just laugh? >> It was one of those nervous I'm scared shitless laughs. I've done that before. >> I'm not doing anything. I'm just laying here. >> I'm just laying here. >> Don't let me pull you out. >> Stand up. >> All because I want to go to the bathroom. >> Wannab bees. >> I'm pretty sure they don't want to be you. >> My head. >> Guarantee you that much. >> Go to sleep. >> Stand up. >> Weapons. Good to see you, my friend. >> You guys are [ __ ] want to be >> going to roll on the side. All right. >> Yeah. What do you want? >> I'm going to roll you on your side. >> Let's not like that. Just like that. >> Left or right? >> Left or right? >> Like you know the difference. >> I'm here. >> Oh no. I did not. >> I'm here. >> Let go. >> Oh, thank goodness. She's getting arrested, too. >> As she should. You don't want to be in there. >> No. Stay right there. >> Yes. >> That's all I want to do. >> Nobody's trying to give you guys a hard time. >> You haven't. >> All I want to do is go to the whole time. You've been giving us hard time. >> Are you serious? >> I want it. >> Refuse to leave. >> Are you serious? I was really >> Your girl. >> He's br to the bone. What? >> So [laughter] >> crap. I didn't do anything. >> Well, >> I'm fine. >> Fine now. >> No, I was listen. >> I told you guys that I was fine. I just >> Why didn't you leave? >> Yes, I know. I've seen everybody cam video people. I promise you. >> It's all I do 24/7. >> They don't get by me. I've seen them all. >> Anything else on you? >> No, I have nothing on you. Thank you for not emailing it to me, by the way. >> Don't email me videos, people. >> I don't even read them. >> Brad was charged with >> I don't click him to junk or conveyance. >> You got a video, put it on the discord. >> Violence. >> I've probably seen it, but put it on the discord on an officer, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning, and resisting an officer without violence. The felony I hate that charges were not filed while the remaining charges were transferred to misdemeanor court where prosecutors filed reduced charges of simple battery, disorderly intoxication, and resisting without violence. Christina plead not guilty to all three charges and entered a pre-trial diversion program in January 2023. After paying the required $100 prosecution fee, the prosecutor all three charges on February 14th, 2023, allowing her to avoid a criminal conviction. I just noticed something. My ears that big. >> Honey, your ears aren't big. >> They look huge. >> I had to blow the camera up. We're fisheyed. [laughter] >> I had to make it so we fit. >> Gene mama for 10. Thanks for the special Saturday surprise. Love seeing my girl Ashley. >> Oh, I love y'all. >> Okay, >> I got pee. >> Do you need help getting out of the We're kind of wedged in here. I hope you like that look. [laughter] >> All right, I'm going to pick another one. I had to get a new downloader cuz the other one crashed and this one only lets you do 10 downloads a day. So, I should have downloaded the one twice. And um um squirrel. And I should have downloaded some yesterday when I was planning this [ __ ] This one might be good. I don't necessarily remember that one, but we'll wait on the misses. So, oh, let's do a sub count while we're waiting. We are at 99,694. Only 306 left to get to our magic number. We will hit it way before Labor Day. May not hit it tonight. That'd be nice. Yeah, that's the one I snagged. The uh video proc totally crashed out and I feel like an ass for everybody I recommended it to. Well, thank you, Dark Zooi. Appreciate that. >> That doesn't make sense. Do you >> can somebody help Jim Bob with what he's doing? Somebody actually knows how to work Discord. Like a monkey [ __ ] a football trying to figure out how to make how to get stuff to work over there. >> All right. You ready for another? >> Yeah. >> Let's do this >> right now. You're not going to come run up. I wonder >> Oh, now you're going to kick me. Okay, we can do this. >> Your mama's a [ __ ] >> Wonderful. >> I would get you out. Yeah, let me know how that works OUT FOR YOU. >> HOW FAR? WHAT'S THE LAW? HOW FAR? >> CATCH YOUR cat for two. >> And at 100,000, Ashley gets tased tonight. >> Nine. >> Turnabouts. Fair play. >> Sometimes trying to play lawyer for your family makes things a million times worse. What started as a simple request for ID after a club fight turns into complete chaos when the suspect's aunt decides to >> Oh, I'm missing stuff. Hold on. See, the two chats going. I I miss a lot of stuff. Sparkle boots for five. Well, we can buy memberships, but not subs. >> You can buy subs, but YouTube's liable to kill your channel for that. So, which I don't do that anyway. I'd rather people come because they like it, not because I tricked the system. >> Mhm. >> Jack of all Ask Everything. Remember, for three months, the crew's all here. >> Mhm. >> We sure is. >> Officer in the worst possible place. One of these girls. >> No. >> Yeah. Her >> watch. >> You almost hit my officer. >> Yeah. You almost backed into my officer >> and they said it was you. Do you have ID? >> Yeah. Um >> said what was >> I've never heard of this channel. This may be a AI slot channel. It may be a brand new channel. I don't know. It's a small one, I think. >> Because the one I'm thinking of some [ __ ] >> but check them out. >> I have a bouncer that's saying >> I said me. >> No, I have >> I said me. >> I have a bouncer saying that it was >> Nobody's talking to you. >> You ain't the driver. Shut up. >> Me. Hey. Hey. >> I said me. >> Calm down. >> Why are you getting >> I'm going to back you up right now. >> You're not going to come run up. I want to [laughter] You're not going to kick me. Okay. >> Was that a shoe went flying? I think so. >> Give me your arm. >> All this for nothing. >> Bunch of nonsense. >> You're not running off. You understand me? >> Bug zapper tennis racket won't hurt as much. >> I kind of want to get one of those for out on the back porch. >> Go. You need to GO TOO. >> HOW FAR THE LAW? NO. >> Go home. This don't concern you. [screaming] You're helping. I got you. Get it. I got you. >> Appreciate you. >> Get her. >> Your car is still the closest. >> Sure. I'll bring it over. >> Roll. Hey, get get her up at least. >> I swear it is burning up in here. >> I'm comfortable. That's weird for me. >> I'm pouring a sweat. >> It needs to be double. >> Your mama's a [ __ ] Your mama's a [ __ ] Your mama's a [ __ ] >> Wonderful. >> I will cut you off, >> you ass [ __ ] >> That's awesome. >> No. Get off on me. >> NO. NO. >> DADDY'S A [ __ ] >> I do. I do. I I work. >> She's my >> all week long dealing with them. >> Oh, that is >> bad. >> What? [ __ ] Get off on me. >> Okay. >> No, you won't. You won't. >> All right. >> You won't. You won't. And you won't. >> We have a fan on. >> No. Do you think you're a [ __ ] >> You guys search already, too? >> Yep. >> All right. Let's go in the car. >> No. Nope. >> Nope. >> Uhoh. >> Let me know when you need me jump in if you need me to. >> There we go. Good job. >> You want to grab the other leg for me? >> I can't get in there with you. >> Just hold this one for a second. >> Yeah, absolutely I can. >> Come on, stand up. You're grown at all. >> Here. I got a guy. >> It would be so much easier if I could see. >> You want up? >> What are you trying to do? >> Trying to resize you. You were like way off the screen. >> Stop kicking. >> STOP KICKING. GET >> You want to bust me in my >> Get your foot in. >> I want to bust you in your face. I >> get it. >> Your first name. >> Police violation. >> Your name? >> WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME? >> WHAT is your name? >> I'm not coming back here. >> I don't care. What is your name? >> Swear those beers just make me more thirsty. I got to switch to water. All right, we're asking you a question. >> What did she do wrong? >> I think they were fighting in the club or something. >> Got her. >> Yep. >> What's the question? >> I asked you multiple times. >> What's my birthday? >> No, girl. Your name. >> Give me two shoes for two. >> Give me two shoes, too. >> You want to say that really? >> I can install a mini split 4 AC and heart. >> I want to say you tried to say heat. I don't know. I ACs are too loud is why I don't have one in here. >> I've got a vent, but I think where this was once a garage >> I think it uh >> it doesn't cool very well. >> I'll explain to you. >> Okay. What would you like from me? I'm just I was I was shocked by the way that >> Okay, hold on. Can I talk to you real quick? I was just wondering why they're resting my arm like that. >> I didn't know what happened. She got the old dirty butt nails. >> I did. That's why >> I didn't expect to see her on the floor like that. >> No, the wall in the lace. >> Do you think Do you have anything on you that's sticking? >> I don't I don't have anything. >> I have nothing. >> Separate your feet. >> That's all I have. I don't have any other pockets that >> them do nails. Okay. >> You know, I had nails one time. >> I didn't know what to do. >> I thought you were saying >> you guys. >> I was just like this. >> Then, Mom, I got pee. >> You're under arrest. She's asked you several. >> Yeah. Come hang out on the Facebook. It's doing quite swimmingly. >> It's been like 3 weeks and >> it's really blown up over there. >> Enough. The family suddenly shows up to the scene, drinks still in hand. Instead of deescalating the situation, they start arguing with the cops. The officer gives them a simple choice. Walk away now or hop in the cruiser [music] for a family trip to jail. >> You need to leave. You need to leave the apartment. >> I absolutely am. >> There's father. >> You're whose father? >> Ayana the >> I'm not. >> I'm a 100% full-time content creator. >> Daughter-in-law. Okay, you guys need to leave. >> Thank you. Hopefully with more time to work on it, this [ __ ] gets better. >> This is all this is family and I'm not lying. >> Streams are still going to be a cluster [ __ ] though. I'll never figure that out. >> Drop your drink. You're going to go to jail. >> Drop your drink. Drop your drink. >> So, perfect. >> I guess I'll go. >> We're waiting here for waiting for Yana. I'm her father. >> All right. >> Leave the parking lot. That That's I don't What's What's hard about this? >> No. Listen. Listen. >> No. No. There's no There's no listening. You're not listening. >> What the [ __ ] >> Many know, but legally, she's a grown-up. [clears throat] It doesn't pertain to you. >> Oh, he's ready. >> Leave. Let's go. I I'm waiting to see what's going on with Ayana. I'm >> She's going to jail. >> She going to jail for what, sir? >> I've already I ain't going to come to jail. You'll get the charges. Have a nice night. You can leave. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. >> We don't even know. We're just trying to find out what's going on. >> I'm supposed to be able to bail my child out of this. >> What's going on? >> I didn't hear that. >> She's going to jail. >> What's going on? We didn't know. >> She can call you. >> Family reunion at the jail. It is. We can call you from the jail. You guys need to leave. Are you guys going to join her at the jail? >> That's the charge. >> She can call you. Let's go. >> She's going for bad Leo. >> There's no other person involved. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> Oh, sack. >> What What's the other one for? >> Resisting. >> Was that Was that one right here? >> That was the passenger. I'm trying to passenger. >> Yeah, front passenger. >> Exactly. >> You've got the bad passenger in it. We got the front passenger. >> Is that Is that who she was? All I saw was coming at D. >> I've seen every body cam video. It's all I do 24/7. I've seen them all. >> He has to ask. >> What started all the mess in there, Bob? >> Two black girls got an argument about a guy. >> People fight around here. >> Jack for five. >> We arrested over Cops need to carry Q-tips for people so they can hear them. >> We [laughter] can have her drop it off. It's a failure to give names and request it three or four times. >> That's what I'm saying. Who do you want to stay at the jail to process? >> Cuz we're both going to I I have her. >> Whose call is it? >> I don't know. But she battered me. So that's why I was >> She kicked me in my >> No. No. >> Twice. No, I don't mind writing as I'm saying we're going to have two people stuck at the jail. That's all. >> Will they have to go to the hospital? >> It's going to take me two seconds. Are they Are you guys closing up early or are you guys going to stay up until >> Yeah, this is a good [ __ ] just leave episode. >> And you can print your affidavit at the show. >> Me too, too. It's It's going to be less than 30 minutes for me to write. So, >> thanks for the five, Jack. I don't know if I thanked you for that. >> That way you guys can still figure out whatever you got going on here. >> While her aunt help an express ticket to jail for >> much better than the good beer. The good bear just doesn't >> The reality of the situation finally sets in for >> I think it's a little thick but it's good. >> The best beers are thick. >> Playing the victim to bargain her way out. >> They're just not good when you're burning up and >> excuse me. >> Dehydrated. >> Yeah. >> Excuse me. What? Hey. Um so what really happened? I know you guys said you they wanted to trespass me. I was literally just shocked at my throne on the floor. >> Like I have >> It's usually a Sunday thing, but we may play that one. on me. You can have my purse. I was not I got hit in my mouth. My tooth. >> And whose fault was that? >> It got knocked back. >> Okay, I will give you everything. I don't I I I will leave. I thought I was just being trespassed. >> David Christian gifted out five memberships. >> Thank you so much, David. >> Thank you. >> After on the way that we were walking over here, I told you my name. I don't have any warrants. I'm not violating. >> That was always imitated. Never duplicated. >> Multiple times. Okay. But I was just >> O'Neal for two pounds. Sorry. >> Thank you. >> Donating to the retirement fund. >> I don't know. We need it. >> I don't want to cause any problem. I was leaving. >> I was going to granny's home. >> I will give you my anything. [clears throat] >> My aunt I don't know what >> Yeah, we got a little thunder earlier. I was getting worried. >> Oh, yeah. >> She has a license. >> That's all we've been getting. >> Please. Please. I I They They hit me in my mouth. How am I getting arrested? >> No idea. >> She literally beat my ass. Officer >> was an adult female 51 CJ officer. >> Oh, I didn't watch all this one. There's like 8 minutes left. >> My ass beat. How am I getting arrested? >> You don't want to talk to me? >> No. E. No. I I was >> No. No. You did. I asked you multiple times. >> I'm sorry. I was It was my getting >> Shut up, Hosac. Just shut up. >> To do that. >> I I don't have a reason to hide from you guys. I don't have >> You going to jail. Just accept it. on my vehicle. >> My name is A Y A N A L O D A I. >> My birthday is May 18th, 2000. Please don't take me to jail. >> What am I going to jail for? >> Resisting. >> No, I'm not res. I got in the car with you guys. >> No, it's resisting without violence for not for you not giving >> I'm running. >> But I >> welcome new member. >> Welcome. >> So wonderful to have you >> on the way there. I didn't expect you guys to slam her on the floor. I don't even know what she is. >> It's the ground. You're outside. How hard was that? >> That's why you guys were at my window. I don't know what you guys were looking for. I got my ass beat by the girl in a white shirt. >> You look fine to me, honey. >> I literally got hit in my mouth. >> Yeah, I don't know. I think we're getting mic bleed between the two. >> Is she getting arrested, too? >> I can't fix it right now. >> That beat my ass. >> Well, you didn't want to talk to us about it, so I don't know. >> I did. I was wondering why you guys were looking for me because I wasn't the one who was getting who was hitting anybody. The bouncer said you were involved, so I was trying to talk to you, but you wouldn't talk to me. I'm >> I'm sorry. Okay. I was involved, but she beat my ass. That's why I was wondering why I was getting the one question. Can you please let me at least >> Well, if you had stood there and talked like a normal human being, you could have had a conversation. And >> my tooth got knocked >> got questions >> and she didn't have to get out of the car >> like the other one. >> I gave you my information though. Please, >> please, can I at least make a call? I have my dog at the house. He's 7 months old. >> You You get free You get free phone calls at the jail. >> Please make I did not I wasn't to you or anything. >> It depends. >> My aunt resisted way more than I did. I didn't even know what she was getting arrested for. That's why I was looking like that when you guys [laughter] pulled up the window and shined the light in my eyes. I was just confused. >> Now shut up. >> Literally. Can I have my car towed? >> Yeah, Huzzy. Yeah, you can. Huh? >> I said I don't know who was driving it. >> My my my cousin's a minor. She has my car and my car keys. Can I have it towed now? Can I get her anywhere home? She's not supposed to be driving like by herself. >> Uh the other officers there will figure it out. >> Why are you arresting? >> Why are you snitching on your cousin who >> she literally >> could take your car without >> you having to pay for a tow. >> I >> She doesn't sound so stupid. >> Sorry that I didn't answer your question. >> She does it, but she's stupid. Yeah, she's she's proving it. She's demonstrating >> I know I don't sound very stupid, but let me demonstrate, >> guys. I mean, I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. [snorts] >> It's confirmed. >> I My tooth is knocked in. >> Knocked in. >> That was knocked out. >> And I'm getting arrested. >> Maybe it's just like ban or something. >> Attacked me >> or pushed me. I had a teeth like that. >> Can I ask you a question? I got my >> the important questions. >> How am I the only one getting arrested? >> CJ, >> is the other girl getting arrested, too? >> Can I know? >> You didn't ask that, honey. >> Cuz she beat my ass. I literally was in the car when you guys ripped me out. I was going home after I just got my ass beat. What the [ __ ] I'm really going to jail. I wasn't even mean to you guys or anything. What if I was still physically like not there? She literally knocked me out. I was unconscious. Did they tell you that? >> Like what the [ __ ] I literally got up from being knocked out, bro. How am I the only one being arrested? Officer. >> Yeah. >> I can Can I know if anybody else got arrested? >> Um, your aunt. >> Did the girl who beat my ass got arrested? >> Oh my god. No. >> Talk about it. >> I I >> I'm getting the swampus. talk about it. >> E, >> I just didn't know what was going on. I was shocked to see you guys at my window and her getting pushed to the floor. I don't have anything to hide from. >> She got knocked out. Do you know that? >> Resisting. >> Your tooth get knocked in. >> I too at least. >> Oh, wow. >> Her tooth got knocked in and she got knocked out. >> I told you. >> Why are you arresting me? You know I didn't even >> shut up. >> Come on. Do you [laughter] have to do please? In a final attempt to be difficult, the aunt refuses to give her name to delay the booking process. But the officers have an easy workound. They simply walk over to her crying niece in the other car, who immediately throws her aunt under the bus and gives up her full name without hesitation. >> Ma'am, can you hear me? >> Yeah. >> What's your name? >> What is your name? >> CJ. >> B R I T A N. 118. >> What's your middle? What's your last name? Britney. >> What? >> Stop. >> Stop. What? Britney, if you don't give me your name, they're going to book you under John Doe. You're not going to get a dawn. >> Cool. >> I don't care. >> All right. So, you're not going to identify yourself, Britney? >> No. >> Okay. You understand what all that means, right? >> Yep. >> Okay. >> Get me out. Um, >> we can't get you out yet. Get me out. >> Can't yet? >> [ __ ] get me out. >> All right. You You going to sit up or you just going to sit like that? >> Okay. >> Okay. Ma'am, do you want to help your friend out? She doesn't want to identify herself and if she doesn't identify herself, she doesn't get bomb. >> Thank you, Mama K. >> Thank you. Hey, girl. >> Is that who that is? >> Her name is Britney. >> Yes. Britney Road Iraq. I was a trainer. I was shocked. I was over here and I just got knocked down by the girl. >> I don't want to be a problem and make your guys job hurt. That is my arm. >> She's a problem. She's She's the whole problem. >> I know. Trust me. That's why I was just I was shocked. I didn't mean to act that way to >> I understand. Let's I understand. >> Her name is Britney Loi. >> Loi. >> Yes. >> And what's her last name? >> I don't know. We're We're married. Uh she married my uncle. We're not >> I'm going to put that window down over there so I can I can hear you. L L O D A I L >> Oh, you have her ID. You >> I I have her name. >> All right. >> Sorry, my [ __ ] face hurts. >> I understand. >> Her name is Britney. B R I T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T A N Y. I wasn't trying to make your guys' job. I was actually situation. I literally got hit my tooth. My tooth is broken. >> Listen. Listen. So, I I understand where you're coming from. Okay. I really do. >> I I wasn't I was just trying to go home. I'm sorry. I understand how you guys >> So, this this was all coming up. Okay. When we tell you to stop, we don't have time. And you saw how chaotic it was. >> Do you want me to explain to you why you're here or do you >> Yeah, I'll listen. I'll stop talking. >> Okay. >> When we tell you to do something, I don't have time to sit there and argue, especially with her coming at her. Okay. You listen or you don't. >> Thank you, Chris. >> That's that's that's just what we have. So, that's why you ended up here. >> Just a bad decision. Okay. >> She was very in >> You're going for a misdemeanor. She's going for a felony for kicking me for battery on a law enforcement officer. Yeah. That's the reason why she's here. She kicked me twice. But so her last name last name is what? >> B R U um L O D A I >> L O D as in dog. A I >> that's her. She's screaming. >> That's her right. >> I know it's November 15th, but I don't know what year. >> November 15th. >> And where is she from? >> Um Florida. No, >> like city. She from Steuart. She from um Port. >> Port. Thank you. What is she resisting without? >> Yeah. >> What's wrong with you? What do you need? >> I want to go. >> You want to go where? I can help sit you up if you don't want to. If you're not going to kick me, >> I want to go. >> If I help you up, are you going to kick me? >> No. >> Do you want to get up? >> You want me to help you up? Britney, you want me to help you up? >> I want to go. I'm not letting you go. >> You don't get You don't get to get let go after you uh hit a police officer. That's not how it works. >> Go. >> Okay. >> Britney, you ever been arrested? >> No. >> No. Never. >> No. >> Well, she has now. All right. I'm going to while we're doing this next one, I'm going to find us one more cuz we're running low and we're not done yet. >> Oh, >> of course we're not done yet. Let me find that one. >> I would like another animal. >> We'll get there, Harley. We'll get there. How long is this? This one's only 10 minutes. I think I just got a bunch of short ones today. Y'all bear with me. Um, I'll have the chat and everything minimized for a few minutes while I'm finding another one. So, just bear with me here. Y'all watch this one. >> Number 24th, [music] 2025, just after midnight, an officer in Finley, Ohio, watched a red Dodge [music] Stratus pull out of a known drug house with no visible plates. Behind the wheel was 35-year-old Ashley Hicks, [music] a name the officer knew from prior contacts. >> No visible RP. I'm going to be at Defiance and Cory. >> Oh, I don't want any. >> Hello. >> Hello. Officer, why? >> All these are short. >> Reason I stopped you. A couple reasons. You didn't turn your turn signal on prior to making your turn here. >> Why is she wearing sunglasses at night time? >> She's not the brightest. >> Got an idea on you. >> Anything illegal on the vehicle? Weapons, drugs, anything? >> That was too long. >> And do you have proof of insurance of the vehicle? >> Yeah. Can I see that? Okay. >> Um, I'll have to like find my phone. It's on my phone. >> Okay. 2300 Headquarter Brick Parol King for You know where your phone's at? >> Yeah. What's the reason for not having plates on the car? >> Um, no. I have like a Is there like my sticker thing in the back? >> No. >> There should be like a It's not like a plate plate, but it's like a >> a temporary >> temporary tag. >> Okay. >> Yeah. The thing is my downloader only has one download left for the day. >> I'm trying to find a long one to fill time. I mean, it's working good. I'm going to get the subscription, but you only get 10 10 free ones. [snorts] >> Clear 89. >> Okay. Are you aware your license is suspended? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, I have like No. >> Okay. >> So, it is they said you're suspended with privileges. Okay. Usually, those are like the court will give you privilege to drive to and from work and certain other things. Okay. Um, can I have my license back? >> Not just yet. >> Okay. I'm going to take off because No, I have >> Well, you're not taking off right now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. No, you are not >> working really good. >> Oh, she's taking off. Army down to >> that dumb hoe. >> Just turned into swell park area. >> Okay. He thinks we're good now. We woo. We woo. >> How's it? It ain't going to get no better. >> Uh, Cory. >> Oh, can I do that? What? >> But I can't find it in time. >> Armen, that's Ashley who's driving. She stated she had to go home and >> damn it. >> Hold the vehicle over. >> Oh, >> yeeha's vehicle over. It's my kind of music. Just need a spoon and a fork. >> Vehicle Ashley. [music] She has to poop. That would be me. >> Yeah. Let me know where you live. >> Well, they've got her ID. That's the funny thing. >> Yeah. Show me your hand. >> She said, "Give me back my ID so I can drive away." He's like, "No, she drove away anyway." >> Ashley, she dumb. >> She dumb. Hosy right there. >> She dumb. >> Yeah, she's not going to get out. >> Drag her out. We like that. >> Home base. I'm free. I've been taking a nap here the [laughter] whole time. It wasn't me. >> That That's That's good. [laughter] >> Sh. I'm sleeping. >> Don't break the window. What are you doing here? >> She's already got like a coat or something over top of her. >> Leave me alone. I'm napping. >> I've been here all night. >> Don't Don't disrupt my nap. >> Either you open the door or we're going to break the window. Come on, Ashley. >> Come on, Ashley. >> Under arrest. >> Out of the car. You're not asleep. >> And then it's resisting. >> Yeah. >> You're not asleep. I know because I could fit in that car. If you were asleep, I wouldn't be able to fit. >> Or else we're going to have to break the window. >> Guarantee you couldn't fit in that car. >> You hardly fit in my Batmobile. >> Tiniest thing in the world. Takes up my entire bed >> right now. >> Yes. I don't work nights anymore. You're going to have to learn to make room >> with us or it's going to be a lot worse for you. >> Shatter all over. >> I would say the passenger. >> She's under arrest. >> Ashley, last chance to unlock the car and open the door or we're going to break your window out. >> Have you tried saying the dough? >> Do we want Do we want Do we want something? >> Is the car off? >> It's currently off. Last chance, Ashley. I'm going to break your window. >> Yeah. It's like with the monsters. When the monsters come out from under your bed or out of the closet at night, if you're covered up in the blanket, they can't see you. >> Or John Cena. You can't see me. >> They are, but they're not. [laughter] >> She does not have. >> Okay. >> I'm pretty sure this is it. >> Yeah. >> Stop sticks. >> Good. Ashley, last chance. >> Last chance. Ashley, open the vehicle. Unlock it or we're going to break your window out. >> That's not very nice weapons. I thought we I thought we were boys. I thought you was my homie. >> What's that say? >> Bring a servant fork to bed with you. If I start encroaching on your territory, just poke me with it. >> I I've actually gotten pretty good over the years at the lay down and inch by inch just nudge her over. It takes a while, but I get enough room for me to lay there. >> Sometimes my legs are in weird positions, too. >> Get out. Get out. Get out. Got her. >> Yep. >> But I'm sleeping. He won't let me. I mean, >> she It's possible. >> Well, that's for your own benefit cuz you know I'd break that out on Happy Naked Fun Time. >> You ping. >> Yeah. No, we ain't taking no taser to bed. >> Nah. >> [ __ ] pig. >> Hey, baby. Try this. >> Okay. Can you leave my >> It be like those reals on Facebook. >> Relax. I >> make sure you have your fun toy instead of your taser. >> Wiggles, you've been here the whole time >> around this car. >> Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle >> hammer for 13 months. >> Hey, I don't know if any of you guys have, but one of the mods throw up the Discord link. >> I think somebody did earlier. Maybe try that again. >> My property >> for no [ __ ] reason. You're a sick [ __ ] pig, dude. [ __ ] Christ. >> Yeah. Hilarious for you. >> [ __ ] Christ. >> Yeah. >> Get pictures of the door that we broke or the window that we broke. >> I'd like to subscribe pretty good, too, cuz I don't know what she has. >> What's that? >> Okay. >> There you go, darling. just got the coffee on it and all that. But yeah, thank you Chris and Buck Wild. You guys are awesome. Ashley, do you want to talk to me about anything tonight? >> No. For me, >> Ashley led the officer on a low. >> Oh, yeah. You can take all the taser 10 you want >> before pull >> you're going to mag dump one of those to hopefully get a jolt in somebody >> car and refused to come out. >> I should get a taser 10. >> Broke a window and pulled her >> then just pretend that it worked. >> Failure to comply with the order [music] or signal of a pop. >> Oh, you got me and then fall >> and driving under a DUI [music] related suspension. Those charges were later dropped. In June 2026, she was arrested again. This time facing felony burglary charges [music] along with criminal damaging and theft. A case that remains open. >> Did she run that time too? in here. I'll be right back for you. >> All right. There's that one. I got I found us a longer one. I was going to chop this up and make a video out of it cuz there's there's a little bit of filler in there, but not a whole lot. This one, it's it's been around, but I don't think it ever hit a like a real popular channel. I think Josh Prime covered it, but I don't think one of the big body cam channels did it. So, you guys may or may not have seen this one. >> Chicks fired from Olive Garden, I think it is. >> OH, HO. YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL, BRO. YOU'RE NOT. OH MY GOD. OH my gosh. Poor baby. >> They're right over there. >> I love me some olive garden. You shouldn't have said that. >> Want to talk to you? >> So, what's going on? >> What's going on? >> Oh, what's up? Um, so long story short, >> we had planned on it and then the >> the baby came and everything and we ended up having to rearrange a bunch of [ __ ] I'll get with him. We are due to to do a nice hang some night. >> Running through the alley screaming, "I hate this job. I hate >> I have to hit him up about that." >> Team members heard it, guested. I said, "At this point, I'm going to ask you to leave." >> And then she's been argumentative with me since about leaving. >> Oh, yeah. >> So, I followed what our standards are, tried to get her statement so I could protect her. Hey, you know, do this. I'll get other statements. She got up from the table, said no, she's not leaving. I recited the handbook back to her saying, hey, like examples of behaviors leading to disciplinary action up to and including termination, disregarding or refusing a manager's instructions. At this point, you've refused to leave the building at my request and I will call the police for. >> So, you start screaming and hollering at your job. >> No, I don't want people. >> That's the way to do it. >> This is what we're not going to do. All right. >> Then they tell you to leave and you keep screaming. >> Let's go. We're not We're not going to yell. We're not going to do nothing. Let's go. >> It's not personal. He doesn't care what you're doing to him. It's what you're doing to everyone. >> You're fired. You're trespassing. >> Puzzy, get out now. >> So maybe you should do your job, Jason. >> Maybe you should do your job. >> Because you told me I can't do my job. >> Correction. She used to work there. >> That makes so much sense. That makes so much sense. >> How the >> That poor guy. >> I'm sorry, but if I go to a restaurant and I sit down and the waitress comes with dirty buck nails, >> then I am getting up and walking out. >> You're going to jail. >> They got poop on them and she probably [crying] >> get the [ __ ] out. >> I have no words. Mhm. >> I'm speechless for once. >> She did a really good job sweeping the floors with those eyelashes. >> You don't have to follow me at all. >> What's your name? >> None of your business. >> You got to follow me to make sure you leave. >> All right. >> Get away from me. You come back to this property. >> I don't care about this. I told them that they didn't have nothing. HARRIS, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? Because you're a real, right? You're a listening. You're not a robot. You're a robot right in there. I said there was nothing stocked. I came here at 6:00. What time is it, Harris? >> 54. She just come out. >> What time is it? >> Um, >> it's 7:40, right? >> Yes, it is 7:4. >> Okay, it's 7:26. >> And I came here at 6:00. There was nothing stocked. No plates, no no dishes, no nothing. How am I going to serve my guests? All I said was, >> "WHY IS THERE NOBODY STALKING the I got in trouble for that? He called the police on me." You got in trouble for yelling and throwing a fit and for not leaving when you were told to. >> You don't want to talk anymore. >> You misunderstood the entire scenario. >> Lost my thought. That takes care of my two. WHY WOULD I WANT to talk? >> Okay. >> And whose fault was that? Those four kids. >> All right. >> Yeah. >> Do you understand that? >> All right. >> I can't control my emotions and I behave like a child. So I lost the job. I, me, my behavior cause me to lose the job that feeds my children. >> Oh, hell no. >> That's a hoag. >> Thousand%. >> See, she's in our system. She's not. I'm have to come back and get that out. >> Okay. >> All right. >> But yeah, I guess she got fired. She didn't like that. She got fired. She started acting up and >> she was an employee here. Yeah, I think her to leave. >> And where's Spider-Man at? He can fix her >> if you don't leave. >> Yeah, I think she left. >> She's Oh, she right there. What the Hold up. >> That's her. That's her car. >> BMW. >> Yeah. >> Ah, that's her. She >> You all right, darling? Yeah, I read my room and it hurt. You literally just pulled me. >> What did I tell you? >> I left. What are you talking about? >> You came right back on the property? >> I did not. I >> So I just I didn't see you on the property. >> I literally just left. >> I didn't see you on the property. >> Liis. >> Are you going to lie to me right now? >> I literally just left. >> I do not see you on property. >> I literally just left. I literally just left. >> It's on body camera. >> I've been on my phone the whole time. >> It's on camera. >> Y'all, you been on your phone the whole time while you're driving? So you didn't just pull back in. >> I just left. >> Step out the vehicle. >> Step out the vehicle. >> Bro, what are you doing right now? >> Step out the vehicle. >> Step out of the vehicle. I told you not to come back on the property. YOU CAME BACK. >> LITERALLY LEFT. I literally left. >> You literally came back. You literally came back. >> I'm literally leaving out of the vehicle. >> I'm literally leaving. >> She must have some really strong face muscles to open her eyes wide enough to see through those eyelashes. One more time. >> It's got to be like that. >> They're not that heavy, honey. >> I don't know. Cuz I gag every time our daughter tries to put them on. >> Speaker right now. >> Why did you come back to the property? >> I literally left. I just left. I literally just left. >> Get out of the literal car. >> Came back. >> Stupid. >> Why are you lying? >> I just left. >> Okay. All right. I'm >> And you just came back. >> And that's the problem. >> Yeah, she did. Step out of the vehicle. >> Get out, ho. [laughter] >> Just shut up. >> Sorry if that was loud, guys. >> I get mad. I get mad. Oh, hair pool. Oh. Oh, they took her. [laughter] >> It's probably about 20 years old. Paid for by somebody else. What are you touching me for? Hands >> behind your back. >> They took her ponytail off >> because they have to arrest. They have to touch you to arrest you, stupid. [laughter] >> Wrong. >> I love it. >> You're going to get tased. >> I'm literally not going to get anything. I'm not even >> You're literally about to get tased. >> I'm not even doing anything wrong. >> What did that one say? >> I don't know. It was way up there. That's why I killed it. >> I'm a girl. >> He's just two men, bro. Like >> I do get angry >> for real. Stupid people. >> I literally left. Harious. Harris. Like are you listening to me right now? >> Buddy came on. >> I left. >> Okay. >> I left. >> She unbelievable. >> And you're trying to arrest me because I left. >> Because I left. >> What word? >> Literally. >> Hello. >> Are you listening to me right now? >> No. Nobody's listening to you right now because you're saying dumb [ __ ] Why would anybody listen to you? >> I do. Get fired up. >> Hold on. >> Can I fix myself? >> Can I put my shoe on? >> Yes. I never thought of that. Let's go. >> You know more cops than I do. Ask them. >> Please for a second. For a second. >> You think they let me in their vehicle? >> Just wait for a second. Seriously, >> how amped up I am when I just found a shoplifter. >> Not doing anything, bro. >> Well, you still got to leave. >> Please for a second. Please look at me. Look at me. >> She does. >> It's one of my favorite things in the world. >> What? >> Your laugh, >> Paris. >> Yeah. >> Oh, door slam. Beautiful door slam. >> I think you should set it free. [laughter] BMW. >> Watch out for that tumble weave. >> It'll be a bird's nest. It's okay. That'll be a nice bird's nest. [laughter] >> Yeah, that bird's living in a penthouse. >> Yeah. Got be moving on up to the east side. >> That was horrible. >> Yeah, I know. To a Weave Lux apartment in the sky. [laughter] Stop it. >> I wasn't going to touch it. >> She was definitely punching. >> I don't know where it went. >> I was about to make fun of that guy's hair blowing in the wind, but I don't have hair, so I can't really >> like this the whole time. >> Either way, I saw that car flying by me and I saw >> it's like this 24/7 with us >> traveling this way on. >> We need our own like reality show. We do. >> Just us sitting around the house being boring, doing dumb [ __ ] >> and me getting hurt. >> What's up? >> Can't forget that. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. Bug while that one got me. [laughter] >> I can't believe they're doing this to me. >> But I'm talking to you right now because you're the officer and I want to talk >> No, they're going to check you out. [laughter] >> As >> I want to talk to you before I get checked out. That's not going to happen. >> You had your chance to talk to us when you were talking to us in the car. Stop. >> They're going to check you out. >> We are. >> We're kind of cute. >> She didn't weave when the weaving was good. [laughter] >> Tell me to stop talking. >> Yeah. >> They told you you got to weave. Stop talking because I already know my rights. [laughter] >> What's your rights? >> I can talk. That's exactly. Yeah. Freedom of speech. That's what it is. I can talk and I can >> something that I feel obligated to point out. >> She is uh complaining that >> it's everybody's fault but hers that her attitude got her to lose her job that feeds her children >> and yet feeding the children is hard, but she'll spend >> hundreds and hundreds of dollars on nails, ash eyelashes, and >> weeds. Yeah. >> Did I say no? >> I can't say words. >> It's okay. Words are hard. >> Are you going to answer this question? >> You're not trying to talk to me. >> That's all they've been doing. >> You and me real quick. >> How am I going to talk to you? >> I'm here medically. I'm here medically. I'm right here. >> Yeah, this has been a lot of fun. >> This is a fun video. >> She pissing me off. Like, shut up. Take the charge. >> And there's 18 minutes left. You know there's more [ __ ] coming. Oh lad. >> So your car's getting towed. Do you want anything from your car? >> You sound like Forest. >> How did you get out the >> Life's like a [laughter] box of >> We've had a lot of fun. >> Yes. [laughter] Can you please >> Why do they keep opening the door? Just take her to jail. >> I don't know how you did that. >> She slipped out of her cubs. >> I could do that. >> They should be well within their rights to clamp them down as tight as they will go. >> If they slip out of them. >> Yeah, cuz they're safety. >> You put me on the floor and you slam my head into the ground. That's literally >> At least she called it the ground. >> I'll give her credit. >> What? >> At least she called it the ground. I'll give her credit. She She's She She seems 100% like one that would call it the floor. >> Broke my key. >> Burger Bergy's key. >> Stop looking at me. [laughter] >> This is my sergeant. >> Yes. >> Thousand% Tammy. >> What charge with resist? What's that say? >> What? >> Tammy, >> it's the ground, not the floor. >> Yeah. >> Arrested for >> Oh, wow. >> She's done this before. >> Narcotics. Narcotics. Narcotics. >> Resisting. Leo. >> I got a job. I'm going to get my [ __ ] together and take care of my kids. Oh, wait. My attitude won't let me. My ego is much more important than my children. >> She's innocent. Believe her. >> Got waters. >> She got >> Oh, that that that's good. >> Oh, she's going to jail. So, >> yeah, but for what though? >> Uh, resistance. >> She just got an extension on her prison sentence. >> Karina, relax. You need to relax. You have to relax, though. Sis, you have to relax. You have to relax. >> You got to relax. >> You get more charges. Stop it. >> Stop. >> Where did she come from? >> Relax. >> Work. >> Stop. >> That's her sister. I think she's calling her sis, but that doesn't really >> matter really. >> May I call somebody my brother? It ain't even related to me. >> Go away, NPC. >> Can you just pull the window down? I just want to talk to her. No, >> you can [ __ ] right off. >> Let me calm her down, please. >> Let me down. I'm not going to do nothing. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> She just spawned in. >> If she spawns in and they cover her, does that count as spawn sniping? >> But you have to climb down. You're not making >> Stop, babe. You You have to calm down. You have to calm down. Freedom. >> It doesn't matter if she calms down now or not. She's already hooked. >> Sis, what is she in trouble for again? My mom wants to know. >> Step to the sidewalk. I'm roll the window. >> Okay. calm. >> We've all seen this before. >> Let me calm her down. It never works. It doesn't. >> Oh, no. They're not telling me nothing. >> Huh? >> Yeah, I'll talk to her. All right. So, apparently your sister >> Yeah. >> I guess she got fired from >> We have a lot of fun here, BJ. >> Yeah, I know. >> Okay. And she started to call the scene. That's why we got called. She wouldn't leave. All right. So, when I was there at Oliver Garden, she was screaming. >> Look how long her face is. basically saying that she she was causing >> is that a makeup thing where she airbrushed herself >> fired and then what else? >> Okay. So, >> and her fake eyelashes. >> There's no >> You told her the first time. >> I told her the first time. I said >> there's no lighting or contour shaping or she and she came back. >> Or is that just her skin? >> She looks like a kid's drawing. >> Told her she could not come back to her. She looked like somebody She looks like she was in a coloring book >> and some kid just took the >> and and that's >> I don't know one of the crayons. >> She She was already still there after you told her multiple times ago or she just came. >> She left. >> I can tell her to calm down. It just doesn't work. >> She was punching out. You step out. No, >> she's just going to search you. Female deputy. >> Tell me. Calm down. Let's see what happens. Mother effort. >> Oh, calm down. Oh, >> turn around. >> You see the abuse I take? >> You guys are all witnesses. >> He loves it. >> Uhhuh. >> I love you. >> Uhhuh. >> I love you. >> Stupid. >> I'm sorry. It was my fault. I I SHOULDN'T [laughter] >> YOU SHUT the hell up. >> I shouldn't have done the thing that caused you to hit me. >> All my fault. >> Just don't tell me to calm down. >> We do love each other, by the way. this world. I hate this world. I hate this world. I hate this world. I hate this world. I hate this world. I hate this world. I hate >> Listen here, you [ __ ] >> I hate this world. I hate this world. >> I remember that tonight. >> I literally hate this world. [laughter] Well, at least that'll get her thinking for the next 45 minutes or so. [laughter] Look at my face, bro. >> I didn't even do anything. I didn't even exactly. >> Yeah, you'll get a buffering scream for a long time. >> Liar. Shut up. >> Cops should have just waved her alone. >> Are you going to talk to my sister about her car or No, >> it's getting told. >> No, it's not getting told because she literally is here. Why would it get told? You're just trying to make it difficult. Why are you trying to make it difficult? Why are you so mad at me? I didn't do nothing to you. I left the premises. >> She's still talking. I'm not even on >> Hello. You don't care. You don't care, bro. Do [snorts] you want kids? Yes or no? >> Bob Ross would do a much better job. >> Yes. >> Nope. >> Yeah. >> He's the reason I started drawing. >> Is it a yes or no? >> And other people in my family. >> Yes. >> I used to love watching him. >> Will you stop screaming if I answer your question? >> No. >> Me or her? Cuz I don't. [laughter] And you got engine light on. >> My seat belt broke. >> Your seat belt broke? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What? I need to fix that because this is the police car and you need to fix that. >> You should. >> Do you want kids? Yes or no? >> Of course. >> Okay then. [snorts] How would you feel if your daughter is coming out of work because they don't want to stock? No, they don't want to do their job. >> How would you feel if your mother got her dumb ass fired for a bunch of dumb [ __ ] over and over and over? One of our kids got arrested at work. >> And you don't want to leave because you got two. >> You said one of our kids got arrested at work. >> I said if one of our kids got arrested. >> Why would nobody tell me that? >> She's trying to fight for her life. >> They ain't working. >> Two police. >> I I'd leave him there. >> I was never fighting you. >> Somebody >> never fighting. >> And I'd definitely get the footage. >> Oh yes. I know to win. Exactly. Why would I fight? That make no sense. I just I'm just dumb. If I want to fight, bro, y'all was trying to pin me down for no reason. No reason. I left. I left the premises. I wasn't even on all the garden premises. So, how is that even relevant? >> Excuse me. >> How is it relevant? >> Come on, guys. I can't say the word but subscribe. >> Oh, they have to subscribe. I got it put to where comments are only subscribers are allowed to comment. >> Everybody we see has subscribed. >> Oh, I don't know. >> Well, that's why I was telling you. >> Okay. >> So, now you know. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. >> You going to be cool when we get in the hospital? Why are we going to the hospital? >> Not even a little bit. >> Checked out. >> I don't want it to be checked out. >> You have to. >> No, I'm not. >> Yeah. You got a cat on your head, does he? >> Take me home. I have >> Stop taking me to the hospital. This is all a runaround. I don't want to do the run. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. >> Well, you shouldn't have resisted. You wouldn't have >> scratched your head and you wouldn't have to go to the hospital to get cleared before the jail would take you. >> That uh guy out there that pulled up, checked on you, that's my sergeant. He told me to take you to the hospital. >> NO. WHAT AM I? WHAT am I? What am I? What am I categorized as? >> What? What you talking about? >> What am I like on un mentally stable? Like what? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> A little bit. >> Check that. >> No. >> Let him clean it. >> That's the only way you're going. >> It's your first name, >> bro. >> Now it's your first date, baby. >> To the jail. If you get that cleaned up, >> I'm not going to the jail. I'm not I I WANT TO GO TO THE JAIL WITHOUT GOING. >> She have her wave in her mouth. She'll shut the [ __ ] up for a little bit. >> It's going to be quick with us. >> She's really hurting me. >> I don't care about you. I don't care about my brain. >> Listen, listen, listen. >> Listen, listen. Listen. >> Okay. >> Shut up. >> Put you in a chair. Strap you in that chair. >> Exactly. So, LET'S JUST GO. [screaming] >> GOD, are you even real? YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL, BRO. YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL, BRO. YOU'RE [screaming] NOT. You >> punch her in the [ __ ] face. Who gives a [ __ ] this time? Cuz you're not real. Punch her in the [ __ ] face. >> Come on. >> Tell him, darling. >> Me right now. >> She'll shut up if you do that. >> I rather you >> not getting out the car. >> Oh, we all would too, but we're not going to do that. >> Trying to take me to hospital. I don't need to go to the hospital. >> No. Stop. You want to get up 2119. >> Do you hear that? >> That's probably the longest she's been silent her entire life. >> Exactly. >> Get out. >> This is just making your process longer. That's all it's doing. >> That's why I'm saying why are we going to the hospital? >> Wave her in the face. >> Longer. >> All right. So you have no choice. You're going to can't get to say who it was. But yeah. >> Am I am I stable to speak? I'm speaking right. So why do I need to get >> It's above my pay grade. >> Exactly. So take me to take me to jail. >> I had an order for my sergeant and I have to follow the order. So >> bro, I'm about to smash into the wall and make it even >> Okay. >> We're going to be >> I bet you won't. I bet you won't. I don't believe you. >> Go to Bro, just take me to jail. I don't need a bro. Bro, Harris, bro. Harris, why would you do this to me, bro? Poo. >> I didn't do anything. Ashley said the Olive Garden premises >> at this point. >> I wasn't doing anything. I was leaving Olive Garden. >> That's when we arrested her. She just flung her body down. >> I even said please. >> Yes. You said please. You said please. But you didn't say please before that. >> You did. You slam me on my face and you think I'm going to >> Yes. And now we have to apologize to the pavement for that. >> You did not. You said all right. I'm going to open the door and I'm going to open you out. Yeah. >> Okay. So, are we going to walk into the hospital voluntary? Please. >> No. Don't smile like cute. >> All right. >> Not cute, bro. It's very toxic. [snorts] Please. Please. I don't need I don't need doctors >> weaves. >> All they're going to do is wipe that down. >> I don't need it wiped down. They can wipe down hospital. They got nurses in there, don't they? >> I mean, I rather have them clean it here than a jail hospital. >> I rather them not do either. >> Well, we have to. >> Why are you going to jail no matter what? >> It's not about what you would rather do. >> This is my civil right. >> Okay. >> I would have rather you act like a grownup. You have reproduced. You've procreated. >> Just let me go. You are responsible for other human beings. Tiny ones that can't care for themselves. >> And that breaks my heart. [snorts] >> 225626. >> If you had a daughter >> by herself. >> Victor Yankee golf. >> No matter the circumstances, she's still your daughter. 100%. >> And she's mad because people don't want to do their job. >> I understand that. >> And she gets she gets escorted out of the premises. >> I'll quit trying to get him to feel sorry for you. Nobody feels sorry for you. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Are we going to go in the uh we go to the hospital? >> I already told you I don't want to go. >> So I have I have I have some more units coming. All right. >> I don't want more units. >> I know. So if you can just walk out. >> There's nobody here. I want to GO TO THE I WANT TO GO TO THE JAIL. I WANT TO GO TO JAIL. I literally want to go to jail. I don't want to go to the hospital. What do I NEED TO GO TO THE hospital for? I don't need to go >> that cash on your head. >> I'm talking. >> You need to go to the hospital because you want to go to jail. >> You can't always get what you want. >> I don't >> what you want. >> Is the body cam on? >> So, I don't want to go to the jail. So don't send me to jail because I don't give a I'm going to with no hospital recognition. I don't care. What are they going to do for me? I got to not on my head. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOSH. POOR BABY. Out of here. Close the door. >> All right. Can you watch her? >> She in the back. Do not open that door cuz she's on the >> I'm going to get a wheelchair. I guess I'm going to try to scare >> I'm not really trying to put in a wheelchair, bro. Hey, >> drag her and get her in cuffs on the bed. >> You want to do it like that? >> Yeah. >> I bet. >> I bet Ashley does what? Tammy, >> drag her by the other >> real hair. I'm going give you a chance to walk in there or we have to drag you in there. All right. >> So, can we just walk in there, please? >> So, because I don't want to have medical attention, I have to go dragged in there. >> Yes. >> I have to go dragged in there. >> Yes. >> What kind of sense does that make? Like actually be so for real. >> Can Can you just walk, please? >> I don't want to go. Why do I have to go get medical attention when I can go to jail? GO TAKE ME TO JAIL. I'M literally taking you I'm telling you to jail. Take me jail. I don't give about medical attention, bro. >> I'm literally on body cam. I don't care about medical attention. Take me to jail, bro. >> You have to be. >> She's making me mad at this [ __ ] point. Come on. Come on. They do that. >> Just drag her out and drag her ass in there. >> Carry me. Carry me. Carry me. >> Okay. Let's carry. >> Yes. Please carry me. Carry me. Carry me. Please. Please. >> Stop. >> Stop. Please. >> Punch her. >> If only they were allowed to do that. >> But she thinks they're not real. >> Like you can't see her. Knock her ass out. I can't stand stupid people. >> There was no reason for me to even come here. There's no reason for me to come here. >> The sad thing is I deal with them on a daily basis. >> They aren't carrying her like a baby. >> Oh yeah, papa. Oh, she got taken care of evidently. >> I think she'll find out real quick that those cops were real. >> I'm going to spare. >> All right. Appreciate you guys. >> Yeah. Tammy, >> she weaves us speechless. I'm >> sorry, stupid people. You should see me at my workplace. >> What we got left? >> An animal. >> Okay, well, we'll give Ashley an animal. I think this is a short one. >> I hope it ain't. He's a possum and a skunk. >> Yeah. Oh, >> I see the skunk's butthole. >> No, no. Get off. Get off. >> Why is this butthole so shiny? >> It sprays good stuff. Come on, babe. By the way, I got new tattoos. >> Yeah. [clears throat] I got a raccoon as Batman and a possum as Robin right above my knees, guys. Was that it? >> Yeah, that's all for that one. >> Oh, >> all right. I'm going to do this just because it's still kind of up in the air about whether or not I'm going to stream tomorrow. I probably will. I may change the time since I don't have to work tomorrow night. This is my only job. I'm so happy about that. >> I go work tomorrow. >> You do not. >> I got work Monday. [laughter] Sorry. I don't even know what day it is. And um anyway, since we're not even going to get close tonight, I was expecting to get at least a couple hundred subs tonight, but apparently the um the vertical didn't go out in the shorts feed, which usually brings in tons and tons of viewers who quite often subscribe, but there's been next to nobody in that one, and that's kind of disappointing. So, we're going to go ahead and play this one just in case tomorrow. I don't think we've if we have done this, we haven't done it in a very long time where we get Ashley's perspective on this one. >> Oh, Lord. >> Cuz it's never not funny. >> Like right here. >> [laughter] >> THIS IS GOING TO SUCK. >> That's my favorite >> so bad. That laugh that gets me every single time. >> I'm about to pee down. [laughter] >> Hold on. [clears throat] I may need to hold on. >> No. >> Right here. >> Yeah. >> Ready? >> No. [laughter] Why would I be ready for this? >> Taser. Taser. Taser. >> WHY IS THAT NOT >> OH [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Last time I tried it, >> it went um [laughter] it went into the shorts feed and I got like 50,000 viewers. >> Got nothing this time. [laughter] What's going on? Um, anyway, I'm not even going to try to pronounce whatever your name is supposed to be, but thank you so much for the $10 super sticker. >> Thank you. >> You are wonderful. >> Mhm. >> Oh, wrong button. >> This is the [laughter] greatest thing ever. >> Yeah, the shorts feed is like totally cut out. >> Yeah. Oh [ __ ] I lost my chat. >> This one? That one? Pam Freezel for two. Thank you so much. >> Thank you. >> And then we're going to do one more video and then we're going to call it. >> I got to pee. >> All right, we'll go pee while I dig up this video. Yeah, the chair doesn't roll that good on this floor. >> I'm glad you like my face. What do I have? I think I've only got one left. Um um um um did that one. Didn't do this one. Okay, we'll do this one. Excuse me. Yeah, it looks like the the vertical stream is cutting in and out anyway. So, I don't know. We'll probably try that one more time and if it craps out again, then we'll say [ __ ] it. But yeah, last time it it went out in the shorts feed and there were I don't know 50,000 people that ended up tuning in at some point or another. And this time we've not crossed like 60 viewers at one time. Chris gifting out five memberships. Thank you so much, Chris. Chris making it rain up in here. New members, be sure and thank Chris. Just the Chris. She really is. I love that little woman. She cracks me up. There's never a dull moment around here. Even the dull moments are hilarious. Jack for two and Leah and Chewy in the house. Oh, Hanland. How would I miss that as a Star Wars geek? Thank you so much, Jack. You going to be all right? Yeah, I will. be less clumsy. What do you want me to tell you? Are [laughter] you all right? >> Yeah. >> You need an ice pack? >> No, cuz it melts a four. >> Oh, thank you. >> Hold on. I got to clear that one. >> Pam throwing up a $10 super sticker. Woohoo. >> Thank you so much. Woo. There are not enough videos for me to stream every day because I have more fun making the videos than I do streaming. Even though streaming is so much [ __ ] fun. Uh, David Christian gifting out five memberships. >> Thank you. >> Thank you so very much. >> New members. Just think, David. Okay. Um, we got one more video. This is, somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but there was a channel, I like the channel a lot. They haven't posted in a while called Body Cam Lockdown. >> They use the same voice over, the same logo, but now they're called Body Cam Lock Up. So, I'm guessing he started another channel. I don't know what happened to the last one, but good channel. Definitely check them out. Sparkle Boots for two. >> So now we can have lives every night of the week. No, we most certainly cannot. >> No, >> but I'm probably going to do like Tuesdays or something. >> Um Tammy had something about my raccoon Batman. >> Oh, hell. How am I supposed to find that? >> It It was I just Right there. >> Where? >> What's that say? >> You banged a raccoon Batman. Well, you know, it is what it is. [laughter] >> I love raccoons. >> Let's do one more video, then we'll call it. >> Pull over a car for a slight speeding violation, which is usually a simple citable offense. However, before long, things transition into some >> Oh, wait. No, I did this one this morning. >> Wonderful. I'm sorry. >> We'll do it here, too. >> I haven't seen it. So, >> there's my ID. >> So, you don't watch my [ __ ] You don't support me. >> Going a little over the speed limit. >> Well, sir, it's taken me all the way to almost St. John's County to stop you. >> I really don't. >> You pass. >> But I love you and I support you in other ways. >> I know exactly what you're talking about. >> At that point, I had you at 76 and a 55. >> Catching up to you out here. I had you at 85 and a 65. >> Yes, sir. >> All right. >> Yeah. If you want to see like my >> video video of this I posted earlier today to watch it too >> if you haven't. >> Elton >> Elton four. >> Okay. Do you have your ID with you, ma'am? >> Sure. >> I do not watch Midwest Safety and I refuse to do so. >> Okay. I don't know what state they're in. >> Bombs, drugs, guns, anything like that. I know in West Virginia when I started doing my learners and license is it legal to ask for the passenger's ID? >> It depends if you like in this state if there's a violation for the the the passenger is done like if they're not wearing a seat belt or have open container or something. >> Well, yeah. But I've seen videos in Florida that I guess it's legal to identify everybody in the car, which I don't know that I agree with. Anyway, back to what I was saying. Um, Midwest Safety throws out copyrights over dumb [ __ ] whether there's, you know, whether it's fair use or not. And, um, that's some [ __ ] So, I I don't [ __ ] with I don't even watch their [ __ ] I don't I don't bother with them because it's it's the the copyrights they throw out are very easily beatable because it is fair use because of the uh the reaction and commentary and the significantly changing the video and everything. They're easily beatable, but it's a pain in the ass to actually go through the process of beating it. And they have an AI that they use that combs all of YouTube and finds anything remotely resembling one of their videos and flags it and files the the forms for them and [ __ ] So, [ __ ] them. [ __ ] Midwest Safety. >> There's that. >> Do you still live on? >> Uh, yes sir, I do. >> That's where I do. I don't want to get dog bit. >> I'm not going to bite you. >> I don't trust you. >> All righty. So, you still live in, sir? >> I live in >> Okay. And Miss Britney, you still live on? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. All right. Did we have the registration today? >> I'm sure everything's in the car. >> It is. >> All righty. >> Public record. Nothing in the vehicle. >> When's the last time open source >> any kind of trouble? >> It means anybody can use it because it's >> When's the last time >> it's not theirs? They don't own it. >> It's public. >> Um I think >> never actually I mean the last time that I got in trouble with the police is um never actually. >> What's the point of asking for this? >> Because I have to verify you have the correct one in the vehicle, sir. >> All right. I was just curious. >> Is there a reason why you're yelling? >> I made her mad. So me and me me and her >> I'm yelling. >> Did you know that I can't even hear my left ear? >> I didn't know that. >> So maybe possibly it's not even yelling. I just am trying to communicate. >> Okay. >> Well, you know, I always will >> being very loud. That's all. >> I mean, I know cuz I can hear it in my left ear. So, I really don't even hear anything that you're saying. >> Okay. >> Exactly. >> Fair enough. >> Fair enough. >> All righty. >> All right. So, what do you what else do you want? Do you get the insurance? >> I do because they do the work of, >> you know, um, requesting the footage and throwing edits in and everything else. I don't do all that. I'm not going to take credit for that. >> What's in that glasses case right there? >> My glasses. >> Sweetie, what are you What are you What case are you asking for? This one? >> Ma'am, I asked I asked You're working on the instruments. I'm talking to him. >> Look, >> glasses. >> I'm getting you the glasses. Is that what you wanted on your little camera? >> Ma'am. Ma'am, >> shut up. >> I am a fan of Midwest Patrol. >> I'm looking for insurance, >> by the way. >> I mean, >> don't confuse those. >> He has a job to do, though. >> He was asking your man, not you. Shut up. >> Right behind you. >> See, that guy's trying to be respectful. >> He is. >> Doing what he's supposed to do, and she is ruining his life. He's letting her >> He's trying to just talk to her. Be nice. >> We're the babies >> all the time. >> We're not babies. >> We're shut up. >> Got it. >> [ __ ] huzzy. That is a huzzy. I know she doesn't clean her house. Look at her car. >> So, am I >> And is that bent? >> How much alcohol have you had today, ma'am? >> Probably. >> Does it matter? I wasn't driving. >> Well, it you're you're correct. It doesn't matter in that regard. >> It doesn't matter. I wasn't driving. However, there's nothing to do with whatever just happened. However, there's an open container at your feet and you appear to be impaired. >> Will you hand me that can of of alcoholic lemonade, please? >> I was just wondering. >> Don't hit him. I will take you to jail heartbeat. >> Best part of my life right now. >> Best part of my life right now is sitting over here >> down by your feet. >> You're asking for something alcohol container. >> Love you, darling. the best part of my life right now. >> Look at that [ __ ] [laughter] >> He's not a bad looking guy. >> Why the [ __ ] >> Why does she have your sister's tattoo? >> I HAVE AN OPEN CONTAINER. WHAT? >> FEET. >> Are you asking? >> Those are like >> So you're asking >> Hawaiian flowers. My sister has some flowers. >> No. No. You're asking for somebody you permission to do something in this goddamn car right now. It's way bigger than my sisters. >> Freddy, you can't have an open container in the vehicle. >> You are not ALLOWED TO PULL ME OVER. I I'm not >> They didn't pull you over. He's driving. They pulled him over. >> I really hope the cops go easy on him, which I think they will. >> Britney, step out. >> Britney, step out. >> Britney, >> step out of the [ __ ] car. I'm ordering you out of the vehicle. >> They're ordering me out of the vehicle right now. >> Yes, they can do that. >> Get out. >> If you don't take my daughter home, >> your daughter's getting let them do their job. >> You allowed this. >> Britney, get out. >> Exactly. Thank you. >> My fault. >> You allowed this. >> Britney, are you going to step out or no? >> You You allowed this. >> Hold on. A rat may come out of her hair. >> Don't hit me with that. Free card. I got you. Take it. >> There's no reason. >> This is what I got. >> You're down. >> Call my mom. >> Gladly to. [laughter] >> They should ask her what she wants for dinner. >> Britney, stop. It didn't have to be like this. >> Come here. Come here. >> This is illegal as [ __ ] This is illegal as you did this illegal. So, what is >> Excuse me, sir. I'm going to grab this real quick to verify my investigation into her having an open container in the vehicle that contains alcohol. >> Listen, I'm not trying to uh uh your invidation or anything, but with her being having an open container. >> Hold on one second, >> [ __ ] You're What's your name? What's your name? >> Cletus name. >> And that's my partner Bosephus name. I want to know >> cuz she ain't going to remember none of this. >> She's just mad. Nobody wants to know her name. >> I want to know your name. What is your name? What is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> What is your name? >> Wonder if that hair is a weave by Tammy. >> No. >> No. >> What is your name? >> That's so greasy. >> Is your questy? >> What is your name? >> Go back to your vehicle. Go back to your vehicle. is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Both of you. BOTH OF YOU, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? What is your name? >> What is your name? >> What is your name? >> Who is your daddy and what does he do? >> What's your name? >> Oh, you don't have to tell me. >> He did. >> What is your name? >> Deputy Beard. I already told you. >> Deputy Beard name. >> What's your name? What is your name? What is your name? It was from a movie. >> One minute. >> What is your name? >> Have a seat. >> What is your name? >> Don't blow up. >> No. No. Green. [screaming] >> We got open container. We asked her to give it to us. She said no. We asked her to step out. She wouldn't get out. We finally get her out. We put her in handcuffs. She's over here [ __ ] pulling away from Shelby. >> Hello. How you doing, sir? How are you? That's what your officers just threw back in my car. >> Okay. >> So, I'm just trying to figure out what the verdict is from all this, >> but it came from your car. >> Yeah. I mean, I wasn't one of them, but >> that was Yep. >> Okay. >> And then I have three dogs in here. Two of them pickles. Two of them My mom >> doesn't matter what Clay County. So, >> Okay. >> Not that that matters anymore. >> Yeah. Do you have it? >> I just did not expect any >> Yeah. Is that your girlfriend? >> She's my friend. >> All right. What's her deal? Why is she like super drunk and >> Cuz I I I >> She's knucking foots. >> Okay. >> What the deal was >> I had her. >> All right. >> As long as there's not a dog walking behind me. >> Yeah. Well, she's going to go to jail. >> Oh, I just >> I haven't learned yet that the nook and fuds ones may be a lot of fun sometimes, but it ain't worth it. >> Charge. Besides, >> you just need a boom county girl. >> I don't think he is, but she's >> She is. He's not. Were you driving? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. All right. >> I gave him my license already. I believe he actually still has my license. >> Okay. >> Yep. You still >> I I don't know that >> at all today. >> No. No. No. >> What? >> Cuz we're going to check you. >> Another movie. Quit. >> All right. >> Um >> I mean just Okay. Even though that was on her side and all that. >> Yeah. Well, you're still driving, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Your eyes are kind of >> Your eyes are kind of glossy as well. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, no alcohol cuz we're going to be able to tell here in about 2 seconds. >> None at all? >> Nope. >> Okay. All right. Do you want to check him? >> Yeah. Officers end up checking the man's eye nestagmus. >> She a what exercises the heel to toe walk. >> She's a terror. >> The onelegged sterlegedly failed exercise. >> I thought you said terror. >> Go on to discuss what to do next. Oh, when the puppy puppy dogs. >> It's pretty dog. >> It is. I don't want it. >> I don't want it either. It's pretty though. >> Yeah, >> I'll play with it. >> Yeah, I was about to say I want to play with it. >> We were talking about that yesterday. It's like some I want a dog sometimes. Not sometimes I want a dog. It's been I want a dog sometimes. I want one for a couple hours and give it back. >> Yeah. >> And maybe tomorrow I'll get one for another couple hours and give it back. >> Remember one of our kids say, "Hey, Dad, can I have a snake?" >> And I ain't got no disrespect. >> No, cuz Mo, man, just hang out right here for a second. >> Yeah, snake might eat Mo. >> It It will eat Mo. Snakes are really good at getting out of their cages. >> Mine never did. >> Fluffy always stayed put till his dinner ate him. >> One leg. >> I mean, you watched him. Yeah. >> Okay. That's >> stagn >> for after this >> wasn't. >> You know this story. >> No, I don't. You never told me that. >> Her deal. >> I absolutely did. >> Get her out of jail out tonight. You don't listen. >> No, sir. She sits still in the morning. She's got two battery on law enforcement charges. >> I want [laughter] step dogs. >> Yeah. >> On law enforcement. She kicked me and she kicked you and she need another >> I just want visitation. I'm going to pour it out and then put it back >> cuz if sis moves in the neighborhood sir >> she has a dog. >> No sir. No sir. I'm >> we'll just go steal that one. >> Hey. Hey. >> We'll go pet that one. >> Back in the park. >> Yeah. Come here, mama. Hey, look. >> I go walk at >> Come on, mama. >> With a girl in her wagon. >> Hear me out. All right. Yeah. >> Sharonly for five. You want a grandd dog? See for a few hours and send it home. >> Put it back in your >> Absolutely. >> Yeah. >> I want a grand dog. know, hey, I just got >> That's perfect. >> No grand babies. Not for a while. >> Okay. And say, "Hey, I just got >> ain't ready for that shit." >> They poured it out. This is my old lady. >> Um, she went to jail. They wrote her a ticket for the open container and all that. And then they shouldn't give you any problems. If they do, tell them to call the sheriff. I'll talk to him myself. >> Can I ask you a serious question? >> 100%. How can I bond her out in the morning so she >> You don't be able to >> How can he bond her out? >> Wow. >> Don't do not bond her out. >> Uh, it's a >> Let her rot. So she probably won't have first. >> Let her stew in her own poor decisions >> because this would have never happened if she wasn't there >> or has some common sense. >> Leo the Leo. >> She has two B she has two no bonds. All right. >> Can I can I talk to her? >> She's already gone. >> Oh, she already >> Yeah, we got her out of here. >> All right. Um here's here's what's going to happen. Okay. Um instead of writing you two SP >> Yeah, but when the kids live at home >> Exactly. I'm only going to write you for one. Okay. >> I want you to write me for two of them. I I'm just gonna write you for one, >> please. >> No, sir. >> Can I punch you so you write me for two? >> No, you just go to jail. >> No. Um, >> my babies are too young to have kids. >> It's a $278 citation. >> Once we kick them out, >> you can pay either online at this website. >> They can do what they want. >> Beautiful call back. >> We were there. >> Questions that you have regarding your girlfriend or whatever she is to you. >> Yes. >> So, if she doesn't call me in the morning cuz she doesn't know my phone number to tell you the truth cuz she >> Hey, well, you're a lucky bastard. Keep it that way. If >> she doesn't call you, then call around. She's not your >> pull a Houdini on that crazy [ __ ] >> Um through work. >> Okay. Well, then I'll take that. >> Just leave. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, I >> take your baby. >> I'll get this put in her property. >> Yeah. >> Fur babies and leave. >> If they if she doesn't call you in the morning, you can call down there. I'd say around >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> I'm calling to so has a bond and they can tell you over the phone. >> She is the problem. You want me to get your badge number? >> Cuz he could probably already be home, you know. >> Why is that? >> We don't have badge numbers. >> Okay. How does that work? >> I can't get over my ears. >> I believe you. >> You're the law. You're a law. >> That's like a Look at that. >> You're the law. I mean, I ain't I ain't [laughter] >> You're huge. >> Civilian. >> Yeah, we're the same, dude. >> Y'all shoot me. >> Well, congratulations. >> Going to be a first time grandma in January. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. >> I just became a great aunt >> twice this year. >> I would suggest you push back. >> Third time. I'm sorry. Third time. >> Not while y'all standing here. >> I mean, they determine you're not impaired. So, >> you don't want to litter. Neither. >> I don't want to litter you. I'll sit here all night with y'all standing here. Y'all can throw it back in my car. >> I'm I'm not going to do that. But, all right. You have a good night. >> My car the first time. I didn't throw it in your car. >> Yeah, you had a job to do. Okay, >> that is a big deal. >> You have a good night, sir. >> And look at it. >> All right. >> Um, >> the 43year-old woman is given a $6,000 bond and charged with three charges. She's given two counts of battery upon a law enforcement officer. Her third charge is resisting an officer without violence. And as a result of her actions on that night in court, she was adjudicated guilty on all three charges. And if you're wondering if she received any jail time, well, she was sentenced to 9 months inside of county. This >> is a clear example how a simple traffic stop can lead to in her case. >> That's what you get, hos. Let me know your honest thoughts on this case down below in the comments. Stay safe out there and I'll see you in the next video. >> All right, we're going to call it on that one. It's uh it's been a while. My butt's hurting. I got the swampas and uh kind of want to see what the kids are doing. Um you anything you want to say, Darl? >> I love you guys and I appreciate every single one of y'all. I really do. I love y'all. And keep it up. I don't know when I will be back on. hopefully soon. But you know, I actually have to go to work. >> This is work. >> So, like leave the house. That's what I meant. Like I have to leave for 40 hours a week. But I'm off on weekend. So hopefully I can join in more where he's not too tired and sleepy because he has that other job. I love you guys. I appreciate y'all. All right. So, big thanks for coming and hanging out with us. Um, it's been a lot of fun. It's always a lot of fun. Um, thanks to the mods for keeping the show rolling, for taking care of us. Um, I lean on you guys heavy tonight and you guys stuck in there. The best mods in the world. >> You guys are awesome. >> Absolutely. >> Um, thanks for the super chat, super stickers. Welcome new members. Uh, thank you guys for the gift and the memberships and um I think that's about it. Um, let me find the find the right button here. And >> yeah, Shane is going to be a household husband. >> I am not. I'm >> I just seen the >> I'm working. Damn it. >> I could [snorts] be a house husband and you could pay all the bills. >> Well, let me hit that pole in the streets. [laughter] All right, that's it, guys. Um, thanks so much. Um, I'll probably stream tomorrow. No idea what time. Um, >> well, >> depending on if I sleep in or not, I may get a video out. We We'll just wait and see. >> Or we may have to go get our daughter. >> That's possible, too. >> Yeah. >> All right. So, we'll see you guys next time. Thanks for hanging out. >> Love you all. >> [music] >> Come on, sing it. [music] Who's that creeping through the streets tonight?