Hello, Sheriff's Office. I see license,
registration, and proof of
insurance. And do you know why I'm
stopping you today? No. So, the reasons
for the turn when you made off of Grand
on the Stadium Way, you turn in the far
outside lane. Make that turn the nearest
lane
possible. Um, let's your registration.
This is a ticket that you received
recently.
I'm not really sure where the
registration is.
Is this not your vehicle or whose
vehicle is this? It's my friend's car.
Oh, okay.
So, there's there's a speeding ticket
that either she got or you got. She got
Okay. And do you have your driver's
license on you? I have a picture of it,
so that's okay. Uh, yeah, that
works. Is there a reason why you don't
have the license, the physical license
on you or? Well, I'm from out of town.
I'm only visiting.
So, did you leave your license at home?
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Where are you coming from tonight? I'm
coming from Aspen Heights.
Heading to where? I'm heading to like an
apartment like literally. Okay, so
you're almost home. Yeah, it's literally
2 minutes.
Okay. And is it Washington license or
Idaho? Washington. Uh, what city is on
it? Uh, Kent.
K, I have a couple friends who work over
there. They do not enjoy the Do do you
not enjoy the excitement they get? Oh, I
imagine. Um, okay. So, you're coming
from Aspen Heights heading to your
place? Yeah. Any alcohol to drink at all
tonight? No. Okay. Is it okay if I take
a look quick look at your eyes? Yeah.
Okay. Uh-huh. So, can you see my finger
where it's at? Yeah. So, I want you to
just follow my fing your eyes only. Keep
your head completely still. Do you
understand? Yeah.
Okay. Just try to keep your head still.
Okay.
Okay. So, you're saying you've had no
alcohol at all? Yes.
Okay. Um, go ahead and keep looking for
the license or the picture of it. Remain
in the vehicle. I'll be right back with
you. Any luck finding the picture of it
at all? Yes, but it's kind of like
Okay, perfect. Okay, so here's the deal.
Looking talking to you, I can smell the
odor of alcohol coming from the vehicle.
Look in your eyes, I can tell you've had
something to drink. So, Matthew, be
honest with me. How much alcohol have
you had to drink tonight? Maybe like a
shot. A shot of what?
Like Cheetos. Yeah, next time. Okay.
About how long ago is that? Like an hour
ago. Okay. And that was that all you
had? Yes. This is at the Aspen Heights
place. And yeah, that's why I'm driving
back now. Okay. Fair enough instead of
continuing to drink more. Yes. Okay. Um,
so the reason why I'm asking all this is
like I said, I can tell you had
something to drink. I appreciate you
being honest with me. My job is to ask
whether someone's had a little bit of
alcohol or a lot as if they'd be willing
to do some voluntary field sobriety
tests. Do you want to give those a shot
tonight? Um, sure. Um, do you have any
weapons on you at all? Okay. Can you hop
out of the vehicle for me? I'm don't
think I mentioned before everything's
being audio and video
recorded and then we'll head over to the
sidewalk in front of your car here.
And do you have any injuries at all?
Nope. Involved in any collisions the
last 24 hours? Nope.
Okay. And have you had any alcohol to
drink in the last 15 minutes? No. Okay.
You already told me the last thing is an
hour ago. So here's the I need the
answer to that one. Um, so I saw you
wearing contact shoes for vision or
style. Style. Okay, fair enough. So
stand with your feet together, hands to
your sides. So just so you know, all
these tests are completely voluntary.
They can be stopped at any time. Do you
understand that? Okay. So can you see
the pen there? Yeah. So same thing we
did before. Just follow the pen with
your eyes only. Keep your head
completely still.
Try to keep your eyes on the pen.
Yeah, you can blink whenever you need to
[Applause]
Okay, continue to follow the pen where
me up for this one.
Okay. So, for this next test, I'm going
to have you walk in a straight line. So,
standing where you're at now, I want you
to imagine a straight line going
infinitely out in front of you along the
sidewalk. With your left foot already on
that line, I'm going back over here.
With your left foot already on that
line, go and place your right foot heel
to toe in front of your left like I'm
doing now. Go ahead and do that now. and
then stop right there. Get back in that
position. Don't start walking at all.
So, just stand like I'm standing with
your right foot heel to tone in front of
your left and stand right stop right
there. Okay? So, remain this position.
Do not begin the test or step out of
this position until I've asked you to do
so.
Okay? So, for this test, you'll take
nine heel to toe steps along that line,
looking down your feet, keeping your
arms to your sides, and count each step
out loud. On your ninth step, you'll
take a series of small steps around your
lead foot and take nine heel to toe
steps back along that line. Keep your
arms to your sides, looking down your
feet, trying to step out loud. I'm going
to back up a little bit so I can
demonstrate it for you. But it's going
to look like
this. One, two, three. I took three.
You're going to be taking nine. Step out
with your back foot to go through the
small steps around your lead foot.
That's one, two, three. Back down that
line. Once again, I took three. You're
going to be taking nine. Okay. It is
important to know once you begin the
test, you cannot stop or pause till you
are completely done with the test. Okay.
Okay. Go ahead and begin whenever you're
ready.
Okay. So, position ahead you looking at
your eyes with your feet together, hands
to your sides. Go ahead and get back in
that position and stay right here. Don't
start any test or step out of this
position until I ask you to begin the
test. Okay. So, for this next test,
you'll stand on one leg. It's whatever
leg you choose, whether it's your right
or your left. Lift it approximately 6 in
off the ground like I'm doing. Have your
foot toe pointing straight out forward
but parallel with the ground. Keep both
legs straight. Nope. Not right now. Not
until I begin. Not until I ask you to
get a test. No worries. So, like I say,
have your foot parallel to the ground,
both legs straight. Keep your arms to
your side. Look down to your raised toe
and count out loud. 1,00
1,002,005. Continue to keep counting out
loud until I tell you to stop. Okay? I
count to five. You just keep going. I'll
let you know when to stop. Promise we
won't be here forever. All right. It's
cold. I don't want to be out here too
long. Okay. Go ahead and go ahead and
begin whenever you're ready. Okay. Okay.
100 1 2
Go ahead and keep going. 1,00 1 10002
1003 1004 1005 1006 1007 1008 1090 101
201234 2015
1,167 18 19 20
1 125267
Okay, so this last test is the voluntary
voluntary preliminary breath test. This
does not move the evidentiary breath
test. Does that make sense? Yes. Okay.
So, have you ever blown a birthday
balloon before? No. A birthday balloon?
Yeah. Like for parties? Yeah. No. Wow.
Okay. So, just like that if you were to
blow one, take a big deep breath in,
have your lips sealed around the straw,
and blow up about 3 to 5 seconds
directing the straw. Okay. Whenever
you're ready, big deep breath in and
blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. and stop. So, you are
19, correct? Yeah. Okay. Do you know
what the legal limit to drive in the
state of Washington is if you're 19
years old? What? 02. Do you think you'd
be above that or below that? I don't
know. You tell me. Let's see if you tell
us. What this tells me is, if you're
being honest with me, having the one
shot an hour ago, right now, I think
you've had more than one shot. You're
088. So, you're above the legal limit
for someone who is even over the age of
21 right now. Okay. Right now, I need
you to place your hands behind your
back. You're under arrest for DUI. Hands
behind your
back. Okay. So, I'm going to double lock
these so I don't tighten up or anything
on you.
Okay. Because you're under
arrest right now, you have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say can be
used against you in a court of law. You
have the right to defense an attorney
during questioning if you cannot afford
an attorney. Wouldn't be appointed for
you prior to questioning if you so
desire. You can decide any time to
exercise these rights, not make any
statements or answer any questions. Do
you understand those rights? Yeah, I do.
Okay. So, we're going to go to the
passenger side. Passenger side of the
front vehicle there. And then, do you
mind searching her? Yeah, I figured I
would. Okay. So, we're going to go right
to the passenger side here. And you are
being audio and video recorded. It
is 2:48 on Sunday, January
12th. All
right. Stop
here. Sorry. Just waiting for that
unreasonably loud. Do you know them? I
do indeed. Okay. Are they the friends
you were going to house? Yeah. I'll go
talk to them. Go ahead and widen your
stance for me.
Little bit wider. I'm not very tall.
Thank you. Anything sharp on you?
Anything that's going to poke, stick, or
cut me?
Okay. You know, I ask that every time
and nobody who's actually got anything
tells me the truth. And the people who
don't have anything also say no. So
maybe I should just stop asking. Okay.
So, we have two options. I can park your
car for you in a safe spot and bring you
the keys, or we can tow it. Which would
you prefer? You can just park it.
Okay. Back of my
hand. Is there anything else in the car
that you want other than your keys,
phone, or wallet? I'm not allowed to
have my phone. Not in holding, but you
can take it with you in your property.
Yeah, I literally don't have Are you
gonna want to call somebody for a ride
if and when you get released? Yes. Okay,
then how about the phone? Yeah, I
thought you just said I couldn't have
the phone. You can't have it in holding
while you're actually in the cell, but
when you get released, you can use it.
Okay, then I want my phone. Okay, go
ahead and have a seat in the car. You're
being audio and video recorded in the
back of the vehicle as
well. And I don't work for the county,
so pardon me while I figure out their
weird seat belts.
Okay.
Have you ever been arrested before? No.
Probably me while I figure out why would
I kill myself. Well, shoot myself.
Sorry, I'm being overdramatic. Right.
How you respond to things says a lot
more about who you are than whether or
not you made the mistake, right? Yeah.
Okay. So, it sounds like you've been
honest with him. You didn't try to
fight. You didn't scream. You didn't
throw a fit. You didn't vomit on me. All
of those things say way more about who
you are as a person, right, than
anything you've had to
drink. Indeed, I guess. Okay, hang
tight. I'm going to get that parked for
you. Oh, I didn't know.
Usually it's a short drive. I don't put
snow on this.
[Music]
Okay, after you. And then obviously you
can see that trailer there.
Okay. So everything that you're seeing
here for the paperwork and this packet
is what I'm going to be looking at my
laptop here. Um I just have one worst
handwriting. Oh, you don't want me to
sign it, do you? What's that? You don't
want me to sign it, do you? No, not
right now. Not right
now. Um I
curiously consent warning for breath.
warning. You are under arrest for
RSW4661502 or
RSW4661504 driving or being in actual
physical control of another motor
vehicle while under the influence of
intoxicating liquor and/or drugs.
Further, you are now being asked to
submit to a test of your breath which
consists of two separate samples of your
breath taken independently to to
determine alcohol concentration. You are
now advised that you have the right to
refuse this breath test and that if you
refuse, a your driver's license permit
or privilege to drive will be revoked or
denied by Department of Licensing for at
least one year and be your refusal to
submit to this test may be used in a
criminal trial. I have read or have had
read too many of the above statement.
Yeah, I agree.
[Applause]
Okay. And will you now submit to a
breath test? I already did. This is
separate. So the little one was the one
I explained to not move the evidentary
breath test. So the PBT I cannot use to
replace this. This is completely
separate. This has to do with what I
just read. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's
like the same thing.
No, it kind of is. You're going to
breathalyze me again and it's going to
be the same thing. So, what's the point?
So, well, time has passed from the time
you did the PBT to this. The numbers,
it's not guaranteed the same. Um, but
basically the same thing, though. Okay.
But they they s these are different cuz
it's the adventure breath test. That is
not good news. Yay.
Some will ask me for a breath test. I
will submit like I did the first time.
Oh, sorry. I don't need to be this
sassy. No, you're you're good. I don't
take it personal with that guy. Yeah, I
don't honestly. It's like kind of fair.
You did ruin my weekend. So,
fair enough. Yeah. I mean, it's better
than crashing. You didn't crash. I mean,
I wasn't going to crash. I was just
stopping in the light. We don't We don't
have Okay, I'll be Yes, I was going to
crash and die. I don't die.
We want to be dramatic. I might as well
throttle here.
Um, and this is not a challenge, but I
don't think you would get worse than the
guy last night.
You know, it's a full-time job. Full
time job.
I think I'm doing pretty good, actually.
I'm pretty deme.
Sorry, this is not the time to be,
Jackie. It's all good. I mean, like you
said, the guy
yesterday that I had to deal with.
Just an [ __ ] I was. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
you decided to go the different route
instead of accepting what had happened
and kind of dealing with it like an
adult like you are then constant and
complaining and
you know I fear I just I accept my fate
that's yeah you
know I mean the biggest thing I tell
everybody is as long as it's a one time
mistake then it's all
No, I just know on this day during this
time, just don't go driving around this
road or else
officer Preston is going to going to
arrest me. Peterson said, "No, same
thing." Uh, no. Just don't drive after
drinking alcohol. He's going to arrest
me if I'm on the road. That's the best
solution.
Um, okay. So, you got to ask all these
questions. You can either answer them,
not answer them. Um, it's completely up
to you. Okay. Go ahead. Um, have you
ever been arrested for DUI before? Can't
say that I have. Okay. My assumption
that I told your friends was correct
then. I assume you didn't. I'm a pretty
honest person. Well, right. You're kind
of Well, you're too young to be arrested
for DUI multiple times, so that's why I
made my assumption. Yeah. Um, were you
driving the vehicle? I was driving the
vehicle. Told you. Get ready for some
obvious questions. Is there anything
mechanically wrong with the vehicle? I
can't say that there is. Wouldn't be
driving it if there was. I asked before,
but have you been injured or involved in
any collisions the last 24 hours? Nope.
Have you had any alcohol to drink since
I stopped you? Since you'll stop now. I
have I hope to never hear you ask on
that one. Uh, where were you going
before I stopped you? Oh, to my friend's
apartment.
Have you been drinking alcoholic
beverages? Well, yes.
What were you drinking? Well, I'm ketos.
About how much?
Guess I can be honest.
I don't know. Like a more than a few
shots. So, is that more than a few?
Yeah. Three, four. Obviously, it's more
than a few. I can't tell you exactly how
many I took, but I took more than like
two.
Since I'm being honest here,
I'm a really bad girl. I'll shut up
soon. I mean, even one I told you I
could tell you more. Oh, please. You
didn't even know. You didn't even know
until you're like, "Oh, you didn't need
to be rationalized." No, I knew you Do
you want to know exactly when I knew?
How? Uh before you gave me the
registration. When you Okay, this is my
friend's car. How was I supposed to do?
When you're doing the registration and
the ticket. Okay. Realistically, if you
were in my shoes, you would have grabbed
like the first sign of paperwork cuz
most people just keep the registration
in the car. They wouldn't keep a ticket
in the car. Let's Let's let that sink
in. Correct. Let's let that sink in. No
one would like tell on themselves and
keep it like a ticket, especially
speeding ticket. A speeding ticket.
People give me a lot of I'm just saying
it was it was pretty reasonable what I
did actually.
Just saying. Um, when did you start
drinking?
I think I had my first shot at like a
uh seven. Seven or six. I'm not usually
a day drinker. Okay. It's just cuz it's
the weekend.
I'm not Do not judge me. Do not judge
me. Uh, who are you drinking with?
Oh, probably by myself.
Okay. You know, maybe I just want to
drink alone. That's completely fine.
Yeah. Right. I'm sure you believe it.
Where were you drinking? You know, at
Aspen Heights in the apartment? Yep. Is
it just a friend's apartment? Yep. Can't
believe that.
And do you know what time your last
drink was?
Um, probably
like 1:47
perhaps, maybe a little later, but I
think it was like 1:40.
Okay. And do you believe your Let me
start that over. Do you believe your
ability to drive was affected by your
alcohol? Absolutely not. Okay. I'll put
that absolutely not.
I think I was doing pretty good before
you pulled me over minus the turn into
the wrong way. Oh,
please watching too hard. She just like
kept on down the street. The other
officer was going to stop you.
The female officer.
I'm just a chill girl who wanted to
drive, you know. I wasn't fair enough.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I did try Ubering. I did
I tried Ubering twice and Uber denied me
twice. So, honestly, blame this on Uber.
Try Lift. I don't have Lift. I have
Uber. I saw like seven of Lift drivers
tonight. So, so blame Uber. Blame Uber
cuz they're the [ __ ] that didn't
approve it three times, by the way.
They're just taking my money.
Well, I was going to be a third pretty
soon. It was going to be a third.
Pretty. Okay. before you decided to
drive. Yeah.
Yes. Obviously.
Um, okay. So, back to 50 page. The
reason why I keep glancing over here is
from the time that I've checked your
mouth and there's a 15-minute
observation. Yes. Go ahead and go with
the breathalyzer again. I'm fine. Not
yet. Still got time. But I got to make
sure you don't put anything in your
mouth or do anything. Oh, what am I
going to put in my mouth with my hands?
A great question.
Exactly. Unless you want me to eat the
counter. I don't think there's anything
else going in my mouth. I'd rather not.
Yeah, me
too. Sorry. My my humor is like a lot of
sarcasm. That's completely fine. Yeah, I
know. I probably shouldn't be sarcastic
with you, but I think you got I feel
like it's like I think you got stopped
by the wrong deputy. My partner's the
same way and he you guys would be having
a sarcasm battle. We we truly would,
honestly. And then you'd have to call me
for backup and I'd be here anyways.
Then you'd be like, "Wow, he's this
annoying little girl that just won't
stop talking." I haven't said that, but
it's okay. I know it's implied.
I'm sure my mom will deal with all this.
I'll make sure to put that uh on there
that way cuz it I would hate to send the
paper to somewhere else and then you
don't No, no, no. My mom will get it and
then I'll get a lecture about it and
then I'll be like, "Okay, we'll never do
it again." And then I'll probably talk
[ __ ] about you, honestly. I'm sorry.
It's nothing personal. Like, honestly, I
think you're a chill guy. Just, you
know, like, "Oh, this [ __ ] pulled me
over so my mom's not super mad at me." I
tell everybody their jobs they get uh
insulted and lied to. Yeah. And
honestly, it's kind of true. Okay. I
felt bad. I shouldn't have lied to you,
but it had to be done at the time. But
like I'm honest now, so that that is
true. Exactly. Right. But they just
That's correct. My job to get lied to.
Yeah. It's also my job to sniff out
lies. So yeah, I fear. Oh no. An officer
doing his job.
Don't worry, I won't say anything too
bad about you. I'll just be like, "Oh,
yeah. This [ __ ] pulled me over while
I was turning." You can do your worst.
It'll be fine.
I'm telling you, whatever you can think
of, I promise you I've heard. Well, I
don't want to tell you what I'm
thinking. I I've heard words.
I'm sure you have,
actually. Indeed. Actually, this is like
definitely the time to hear
words. What a great job you
have. Of course you do.
Feel like you're like the Grinch.
Like the Grinch who stole Christmas.
That's different. That is different.
You don't see the comparison. I I do.
I'm just saying it's unique. I haven't
heard that one. Yeah. Well, you heard it
now. You like the grin. Usually it's
like actual insults, not No, I told you
I don't have a problem with you. I know
you're just doing your job. doesn't
change the fact that I still have to
call you an [ __ ] but you know, it's
fine. At least, you know, I don't mean
it in like a super like rude way. I do
kind of mean it, but not like 100%. Like
maybe like 50%. Like Okay. Yeah. 75. Cuz
right in the middle, so there's still a
chance to like change your mind, though.
No, I still will definitely call you
[ __ ] after this, but you know. Okay.
It's not like I I think you're an
[ __ ] You're just doing your job.
Okay. But I have to call you an [ __ ]
because you are doing your job. If that
makes sense. It does. Yeah, it does.
Right.
Um so this protest is different. Get on
with it, dude. I understand. I consent.
When you blow up. Yes, I consent. I
already went through the first time. So
I I feel you provide a good impressive.
Yes, I agree. I have to explain that I'm
sorry. Indeed. Indeed you do.
69. 79. Who's that? What the hell? She
didn't. So if she can Why are you Why
are you pulling over a 79year-old lady?
I Dude, I started thinking really hard,
[ __ ] She jumped through my city.
She's old.
She's just old. Bad eyesight. She was
three times as kid as you are. You know
what? She's just old. She needs a
painkillers to help herself. You should
feel bad for her. You shouldn't be
pulling her.
Okay. I mean, honestly, well deserved.
So, uh, big deep breath in and blow for
about 10 seconds. All you got to keep
going. Keep going. Plenty of air. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. We're
halfway to going more and more and it's
you ran out of air. Yeah, I did. So,
don't don't blow again. Yeah, dude. You
have a wheel in 10 seconds. You see the
dotted line there when you start
blowing? I understand, but that was you
have two lines. That was like 5 seconds.
You're asking a lot. So, the dotted
line, you have to keep the two red line
and the blue line above that line. So,
big deep breath in, blow whenever you're
ready. I think the deep breath is
[ __ ] me up. Just let me do it. Okay.
Plenty of air. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. I'm going to kill myself. So, you
don't have to blow it too hard. Can I
blow softly? Yeah. Okay. Cuz you got to
keep You got to be You can't explain
that. You got to be able to blow for 10
seconds. Okay, I can do it. You want me
to ruin my mouth piece? It might have
liked it might accept that breath.
I thought I'd have to blow really hard
the whole time. No, it doesn't have to
be too hard. See, that's just how you
do. I'm not usually a bad person. I
don't usually drink. I don't think you
were. Nor do I did I think you were
anyway.
[Music]
I don't believe you.
I I tell the truth, but I get arrested
if I don't tell the
truth. You You can lie with no
repercussions. I go I go to jail. I
technically still am in jail.
Well, yeah. Still same thing. But this
was supposed to be a sad joke. It was
just depressing. Yeah. But would be but
I would still be kind of like grateful
cuz I'd be like, "Well, at least I'm not
here with other people." That's true.
You won't be I'd be rambling quite a bit
and I feel like they'd be like, "Wow,
this annoying bitch." We have You won't
be with the people in our gym. We have a
lot and I feel like that annoys some
people. So someone's going to be like,
"Wow, this [ __ ] is just all shut up."
Um, yeah. I mean, we have a lady in our
jail that tried to stop somebody. So,
you want to be a staff? No.
No. Nobody sits with her. She is in a
room completely by herself. She's crazy.
Yeah. Yeah, she is crazy. I haven't
tried stabbing anybody here. I just
Yeah, you're going to be good. No. So,
what's going to happen after this? We
got a cool fact. Get booked into jail
there. And then since it's your first
time getting arrested for DUI, you can
bail out tonight. Well, that's great.
That's great to know. After you get
booked in, at least you don't have to go
into jail settle. Unless you don't bail,
then you have to. That's enough of you.
I fear.
Okay. As long as it's a good breath
sample, I promise.
Okay. A little bit more. There you go.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Halfway. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep
going. And
[Music]
almost. Didn't like that one, dude. What
the [ __ ] That's so long. So, a little
bit more error then you're good. Cuz you
you were right above that line. You
basically want me out of I think that
was the first time we did this now. Like
So, whenever you're ready, I'm ready.
All right. Let's do this.
Plenty of air. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Blow a little bit harder. A
little bit harder. A little bit harder.
Blow a little bit more air. More air.
More air. Nope. Didn't like that. Okay.
Take a breath. That's it. So,
okay. I'm ready. I'm so serious.
All
right. Keep going. Keep going. You got
plenty of air. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going. And stop.
Thank god that was by far the breath
best breath sample you did out of like
all of them.
So these
are your breath
results. So two separate ways. Uh first
sample of
077 078 second breast sample
077.079. So you are going down. You are
just under the legal limit for someone
under the age of or for someone over the
age of 21. Still obviously this is
a 19 for 19.
Yep. Okay. So hop on out.
Now it's time to go to the front of the
car and corrections off come in ask
questions. They are in charge from here
on out. All right. Well, it's nice
getting to know you.
I'm under different circumstances where
you weren't in trouble. Oh, yes.
Is that your first S? Is that your first
name? Yeah. What's your last name?
Brooks. B R O S. All right. Got a couple
questions for you. Do you have any
breathing difficulties? Nope. Have you
experienced a loss of taste or smell?
Have you experienced nausea, vomiting,
or diarrhea? Have you been in contact
with anyone diagnosed with CO 19? Yep.
Awesome. Is there any possibility that
you're pregnant? Nope. Okay. All inmates
do a body scan to check for contraband
and all property items will be searched.
Introduction of contraband such as
controlled substances, alcohol,
marijuana, other intoxicants, cell
phones, or other electronics into a
correctional facility is a felony
criminal offense. You receive amnesty
from criminal charges for introduction
of contraband into a correctional
facility if you honestly and accurately
provide information about any contraband
before entering the book in your name.
I'm going to talk to you right now. All
right. Definitive. You got me on. You
sure would have been taken by now.
Again, we have to check. 2 hours ago.
Lady's not getting mad. So, Oh, okay. Go
ahead. If I No, not not Alexa's working
right now. She came in. She's like, "Oh,
I don't have anything." Lo and behold,
the guy has me. If I look like a math,
like please give me I have no idea what
I'm a very healthy young person. Okay.
Are you college student? I am indeed.
What are you studying? Management of
information systems.
Master program. Can I walk?
Jimmy, how do you deal with sarcasm? How
do you deal with sarcasm? What? How do
you deal with sarcasm?
Sweet. Okay. Great. Are you very
sarcastic? I kind of am.
Well, it was not always. Are you going
to be laugh? I hope so. Yeah. You hope
so? Yeah. stand off. She told me she
might fight. You're not going to fight
me? No. She told me she was thinking
about it. You're thinking about it? No,
she can take those off. Yeah. Yeah. I I
contemplated it like I heard for 20
seconds, but I never find It's probably
a good idea. Yeah. I mean, I looked at I
looked at you and I knew I wasn't going
to be winning. So, I don't like fighting
people. Not I can't say that I do
either. You take a seat. You haven't had
any money yet, have you?
No. Woodberry. would be a
fun shoe size.
Yeah, I
got to wear shower sandals. Yeah, it's a
nice favorite color.
That's the only color we got.
I really
don't know.
Can you take your shoes? Do you have
your socks off as well? You got to take
them off. Okay, it's okay. I have 5.
Okay.
To be fair, most people when they take
their shoes off want to cover my face
and plug my nose. So, no one's ever said
that.
But there there's been a lot of first
said this this time around. You got to
take your jewelry off. Uh, dude, what
about my piercings? She's got tongue
piercing. I don't want to. All metal has
to come off. Even my tongue piercing.
That's pretty gross. Piercing come off.
It's got to come off. I know. It's so
piercings. Are you going to make me take
those off? Can they come off? Not here.
In the bathroom. In the bathroom. Are
you going to make me take them off? If
it's a piercing, it's got to come off,
dude. You can't even see that. What's in
the line? It's jail. No metal objects
inside. I know it sucks. Jesus Christ.
Not jail is not a fun place. Clearly.
Yeah. No jewelry, nothing.
Sorry to ruin your day off that. Yeah,
you are. All the career criminals made
us make these rules. Are you going to
pay for me to get all of this
reimbursement?
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I will
not. I don't think I'm You can be right
there. Be right there. I'm getting
I'm getting a jump. He's getting
jumpsuits. So, you hang by the chair and
take off all your piercings and or Can I
take off all the piercings now?
Wait a sec.
I No, no. Bathroom's that one. You don't
have to go in there now. Not now. Uh
necklace got to come off.
I don't know. Your guys are like less
and less my favorite people.
They Yeah. I mean, they don't pay me to
make friends. Okay.
Didn't
tell. First time. Hopefully last.
Take this.
Uh, do you want to have the piercing
envelope thing off since it's
No, while you're in that cell, you can't
take your braces off. So, what were you
asking? Are you the little envelope for
her to put piercings in so you don't
lose? Not so sanitary. I just don't want
to lose anything. What if I get an
infection?
They're clean.
How would you get an infection? I mean
to be fair
jail you're doing too
much right there. Head on in. No
underwear, no bra, just a junction.
Okay. All right. Thank you.
I told you if you can handle sarcasm,
you're golden. Like none of it's
personal, but I'm doing all right. Like
I haven't heard not a single insult,
nothing. It's just sarcasm. Like that's
cool, whatever. Like that's fine.
Yeah. I don't think I've laughed more on
during the BAC process. I'm like, what
did you say?
Yeah. Carpenter carpenter backed me up
and I was telling like you're lucky
carpenter. I forgot my earrings.
Oh, okay. Well, I appreciate it. Yeah,
I'm just being an honest joke. Thank
you. You're a master's student? Yes.
Well, right now I'm getting my
undergrad. Oh, you're getting your
masters and your undergrad at the same
time? Well, I'm getting my undergrad
first so I can do my master's program.
I'm only a sophomore. Oh, okay. I was
going to say that's impressive if you're
getting your masters now. No, I wish.
I'm doing my undergrad right now. Oh,
okay. be like the crazy Danish dude just
claimed he was a doctor at 18 years old
and that lost arrested for fighting and
theft and everything. We dealt with him
on occasion at 26.
Yeah. He's like I graduated WC at 16
years old. Like no you didn't. Yeah I
did. No you did not. Yeah like dude you
made the highest day. I think it's high
on coke but Oh dude. Well that'll
explain why you graduated. I mean we it
stays call. So I was like Caleb this is
yours. to have fun. But he didn't do
anything with it. So like maybe I should
have taken it. Did she blow over the
window? Yeah. Well, for her age, she PBT
was
over. Fields were horrible. You read
that one or you those two. Oh, okay. I
always This is measured in two different
ways. So two samples. So this is going
to be infrared and electrochemical of
those. You need to use the lowest. So
it's going to be everything in court be
using that 007 or 077. She's going to be
booked under uh under 21 consuming
alcohol instead of the full DUI because
of those numbers. Oh, that'll be nice.
She'll have a lower bill. Yeah, for her.
I told her she didn't care, but her
friends care. Oh, but she's like, "Oh,
babe." Yeah, she said, "Okay, I started
but brushing everything off. I don't
know what's serious. Let's not." So,
whatever.
Uh, yeah. So, it should be quick. Her
friends will come to get her.
Okay. She does plan to bail. At least
that's what I was told. Did you see her?
Yeah. They came and picked up the car
from scene. Like she carpenter searching
her and I turn around and there's two
people walking. I'm like, "Can I help
you guys?" That's my car and that's my
friend. Oh, are you sober? Yeah. So,
they drove the car home? Yeah, they
drove the car home.
And I took her to the jail or to WC.
Did he do what you see? No. Here. Nope.
Didn't do it. Huh? Didn't want it. I
can't get my chest piercing off. You
can't get it off? Yeah.
Screws, but looks like I'm This sounds
very medieval, but we have pliers if
that helps. Well, you didn't.
There you go. Grab the pliers. You want
me to cut it out of your tongue? No, not
cut it.
You have the pliers. You just grab the
one end and tongue before tongue. Ah, I
forget his name, but I had to hold the
pliers while some other idiot unscrewed
the other side of him. I've never heard
uh we'll find out. Ruining my order.
Your aura? Yeah. Oh, no. I can't be
aware of everything that makes me good.
What's your order?
Two. 10,000. 10,000.
Do you know where the pliers are to
remove piercings? Huh? I saw that. Yeah,
they should be right where the door is
that he's looking in in a case of black.
Okay, we'll keep looking.
Where? Case of black. Right by the
drawer you're looking. So, it's either
in this drawer or in one.
This would be it. There we go.
See how are you guys going to hold them
or
you would you [ __ ] press this?
There's
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those poison.
I'll let you hold it.
You didn't use a mirror. Is there a
mirror in there? Is there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you're going to have to hold this
and
you're
not will that work?
Yeah. Okay.
It's an interesting one.
Yeah. I haven't seen tongue piercing
like that. This is a I'll be honest.
It's called snake bites. Snake bites.
Mhm. So, I've heard one, never seen
them. Did that hurt when they put that
in? It's like a three out of 10. I have
a high pain tolerance, but it wasn't
that bad.
Yeah, dude. I don't know. We have a
vanilla.
If you can't get it out, you can't get
it out.
I didn't. You're playing the bail,
right? Yes. She'll be bailing. Look, I
promise it's the last thing I have.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. Free bowling. Keep it for at least
5 minutes before we do the jam.
Told you I've heard a lot of first.
Yeah, she's going to bail him out. I
guess not. Yeah, I mean there was the
other one. The only time I've dealt with
this before was can't remember his name,
but he I don't think he was bailing out.
I think I got one
felony. Once I had him with possession
with intent in he wasn't bailing and
besides like 15 minutes with him to
where I had to hold one end and he just
unscrewed the other one through pliers
and cutting his tongue. I'm like that's
why you don't get tongue piercings,
dude. I told you it would just be
painful. That's all the way like through
the middle. Yeah, that was it. That just
doesn't sound I've heard of them. I
guess I think I've seen pictures. I've
never seen person. You think about
getting one? Huh? You think about
getting one? Absolutely not. No. Well,
you may tell me.
Absolutely not. No, no, no. Okay. Not a
single piercing ever. No. Thought about
earrings on camera. No. I guess he just
likes some gauges, like the big circles.
You just imagine hanging out. No. Never.
If you pulled me over and you had
gauges, I mean, if you would have asked
me, I think I would just keep driving.
If you would have asked me two years ago
or even a year and a half ago, I'd tell
you I' I'd never have tattoos. Good. Now
we'll have this whole thing sleeved out.
Yeah, that's the plan. Sleeve and leave
to the chest. I don't know
either. So, there's two ways to do it.
Two correct ways. Either plan the entire
sleeve or do or do patchwork
anywhere in box. Can you take the
bracelet off? I guess it's a hair gun. A
bracelet. To me, it's a bracelet.
It's a hair going to go in that room
right there.
Just stand right on that yellow line,
please. Yep. And then face that red box.
This is literally the ugliest outfit
I've ever worn in my entire class.
Hopefully today will be the only day you
got to work. I don't know. Maybe I'll
come back just to visit you. What
happened? He asked you to do some
paperwork. Thank you for work. Oh, yeah.
It is worth it. Do some paperwork and
then we'll take you both into the jail.
And then uh before we start dealing with
it, you said you want to you want to
call your friends. They're going to pick
the other one. Oh no, my clothes. Right
there. Oh no. Yeah.
This is the whole
like you need like a blanket or
anything. This is Can I have a blanket?
Yeah. Blanket pillow. I think that's I
think that's it. But that's it. And you
don't have to be in the same room with
the lady that stab people. No, I I told
her about Dennis and I was like, "Don't
worry, you won't be anywhere near her."
I think if I wanted to stab you, I had
plenty of opportunity.
I don't think you have. I literally did.
When? When I had the pliers and you
totally just been like, "Okay, I'm going
to stab." I would wish you the best of
luck. Huh? What? something about sound.
Yeah, she just threatened an officer.
Don't be scared.
All right, I'll bring you out in a
little bit. All right.
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