Where you at?
Speedway. Speedway.
So, hi. I don't have to talk to you, but
if you want my information, you can have
I just want to make sure you're not
driving. Do you have somebody that can
come pick you up? I'm driving home right
around the corner. No, you're not. I'm
not going to let you do that.
Oh, you're making me leave my car here.
Well, are you driving me home to my I'm
saying that you need to make other
arrangements? I'm not. So, are you
taking me home?
Okay. Do you have anybody that can come
pick you up? I feel like you're hitting
on me. I am not hitting on you. I can
assure you that. Totally intriguing on
me. So, here's the deal. So, I was just
inside a Speedway. I don't know if you
saw me in there. Yeah, I did. You're
clearly intoxicated.
Well, thank you. But you're you're
clearly intoxicated and I I don't want
you to be driving. Okay. Okay. You want
to control me? That's cool. I already
felt that when I saw you. So you can
control. Okay. So what makes you feel
better about your life? So you can
control. Okay. So do you where do you
live at? Well, obviously mister, you're
the one that is controlling my life
right now. So what do you feel better
about? Okay. So here's the deal. I'm the
one that's going right around here. No,
you're not. You're not going to be I'm
going to go around to my house where I
live. You're the one interrupting me.
So, what do you want to do? So, here's
the deal. You're clearly intoxicated.
You're behind the vehicle. Oh, I want to
go home to Where's home at? And you want
to interrupt me? Where's home at? Right
around the corner. Where's right around
the corner? Literally right there. You
want to follow me? No, I do not want to
follow you. You're not going to be
driving your vehicle. I I don't want to
do that unless you're going to make me
have to do it. No, I don't. What do I
have to do to Well, where do you live
at? How much money do you need? I don't
want money. No, here's the deal. You're
intoxicated and you're not about to
drive your vehicle home. I'm not
intoxicated. I'm very worked up because
I just had a miscarriage. Okay. So, you
could tell me I'm intoxicated, but I
will tell you that you are wrong. Okay?
And you could tell me whatever you think
you want to tell me, but you're not a
woman. Where do you live at? So why
don't you tell me what I feel like since
you think you're a woman all of a sudden
now. And yeah, where do I live? I live
right around the corner. So let's get
your little friend. Yeah. Why don't you
get out of the car? Yeah. I I'll
Where do you live? I live right around
the corner. Well, where is right around
the corner? My boyfriend lives right
around the corner. Can you call him? Uh,
he's dogsitting and I'm dogsitting for
him. He's not home? No. Is what you're
saying? California. Do you live in
Willoughby? I live uh in East Lake. East
Lake. But I am staying in Willoughby
because I am dogsitting my Where's the
Where's the house that you're sitting
at? Do you know the address? age nine
like right around the corner. Why are
you all up in my ass? Okay, you need to
step out of the car.
Well, what did I do wrong? Step out of
the car. We'll figure something out.
Okay, thing I have no drugs, so that's
good. Do I have to call my lawyer?
That's fine. Can you step to the rear of
the vehicle, please? No, I I think I
have to call my lawyer because you guys
are interrogating me and I didn't step
to the back of the vehicle, please. Why?
Why? Step to the back of the vehicle.
What did I do wrong? Step to the back of
the vehicle, please. What did I do
wrong? I'll call my lawyer right now.
What? Right now. To the back of the
vehicle. We're done. Stop. To the back
of the vehicle. You're drunk and you're
behind the wheel of a vehicle. Get back
here now. What did I do wrong? We told
you I'm not drunk. I'm mentally
disabled. Okay. Well, if you're mentally
if you're mentally disabled, you're not
allowed to touch me. I am in the back of
your car. You're breaking the law right
now. So, yes, you are. Stand here. Do
you have any weapons on you? You are
breaking the law right now. You are
breaking the law right now, miss. Uh, is
this your rookie friend? Relax. Thank
you.
I'm
not Go ahead. Where do you live? Hey, we
want to take you home so that you don't
get right around the corner and I
already told your rookie friend. Okay.
Well, it's up to you. I already told
you. This is an easy one for you. Hey,
go ahead and listen. I need you to do
anything wrong. I need you to look at me
for two seconds. Okay. Go ahead and look
at me, rookie. Okay. What's your name?
My name is Ryan. I am trying to prevent
you. My name is Stacy. Stop talking for
right now. Let me talk and listen. I
want you to listen. Okay. So, what I'm
trying to do I'm wasted. Let me go home.
What I'm trying to do is prevent you
from getting arrested and trying to
think think of an alternate solution.
Does that make sense? I have a um you
are talking yourself into getting
arrested right now. Yeah. Does that make
sense? What am I doing wrong? You were
intoxicated. You're behind the wheel.
Behind the wheel of your vehicle. I'm
sorry. You're clearly
What am I doing wrong? You're clearly
under the influence of alcohol or some
kind of drug. Clearly, I saw you in the
store. The clerk alerted me and I could
smell the odor when I walked up to the
register. Okay. You should go take care
of that.
I am trying to prevent you from getting
arrested. Do you want to get arrested or
do you want to give me an address of
where you're going?
It's up to No, you believe it or not,
it's up to him. And he's trying to get
you home so that you don't get arrested.
Do you guys want to follow me home? No,
we're way past that. No, cuz I have your
Okay, we face away from me. Yeah, you're
under us. You're under face away from
me.
So, what did I do wrong?
And let me tell my friend
I really tried to You didn't try to do
anything. I'm not sure what you wanted
me to do. I wanted you to tell me where
you were so I could potentially give you
a courtesy ride. Emergency ride. Is that
what you Is that what you called it?
I can't wait to
Why are you guys arresting me? I'm Take
a seat in the car. I just want to know
why you're arresting me. Take a seat in
the car. Why are you arresting me? Have
a seat. Why are you arresting me? I'm
allowed to
Why are you arresting me? You're drunk.
Have a seat. I'm drunk. Sure. No, I'm
not. Watch your feet. Are you arresting
me? Watch out. Why are you arresting me?
Oh,
okay. Okay. You're now you're forcing
you're okay.
Fun way to do it. Sure. Thank you.
Thanks, S.
Thanks for ruining my life. I hope
you die. Are you Stacy? No. I hope you
die. I can't wait. You're a rookie. I am
not. Yeah, you are.
I love that you're treating me like I'm
ahead.
By the way, can you roll the at
least? No, I'm
ahead. I love that you're treating me
like I'm ahead.
A few moments later.
Why? Why?
Oh, but I think you kind of talk to her.
I think you kind of like Well, I'll do
your self. Yeah. Hey, we're going to
step over to that blue screen. I can't
wait. But this blue screen did nothing
to me. We're going to step over to the
blue screen. I'm just doing a pat down
and then you can do all that. I need you
to go to the screen. You did something
to me. I need you to go to the blue
screen. Address. I can't help what I
need to do unless you go to the blue.
That I trust you. I want somebody that I
trust. Yeah, I don't trust him. He's a
guy to trust me. I know. I want a woman
that I trust. I want a woman that I
trust. And I'm sorry. I don't trust you.
Okay.
I don't trust you. I'm sorry. I don't
trust you. All right. That guy, bad guy.
I don't have any of those people. Those
men uh straight up came up. They have no
reason to. Only reason they came up to
me is because I didn't suck their dick.
So, no, I don't have them. But you can
suck their dick.
Can we step to the screen just so I can
get my part of the job done and and make
a woman here? Not a real woman that I'm
sorry. I don't want
anybody touching me. And if you're okay
with just touching me like that, no. I'm
sorry. I don't want anyone touching me.
You're not a woman. You're like a
man. You look at women
like
Yeah. I want a woman. A real woman
touching
me. Like a real one documented cuz I got
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Yeah.
Yeah. When they're all documented.
Can you go over there, ma'am? Where's
your woman? Can you go over here,
please? Where's the woman? We're not
searching you right now.
You just refused the woman. Yeah, I want
Now you got to be searched by You just
refused her. I want a woman to search
me. And I have every Now you're going to
let her search you. I have every right
to have a woman. Are you going to let
her search you now? I'm that woman.
She's the only woman. You don't have a
free ticket limit. Can I give you? Okay.
Well, have a seat over there, please. I
can, you know, have a seat over there.
We're not We're not asking. Have a seat
over there. I'm not in charge here.
We're not all Oh, I'm not in charge.
Have a seat. Your woman doesn't get to
touch me. Have a seat. That's how
searches are completed. Oh, that's how
you want to touch me. You want Have a
seat.
Have a seat. Keep going. I can stand.
You cannot stand. You're a human being.
Have a seat. I am a human being and I'm
allowed to stand. Have a seat. I'm a
human being. You can't leave until
you're searched and all. I'm leaving.
I'm standing, mister. I'm not leaving.
I'm standing. Don't you want to stay
here all night? Shoot my face off.
I don't really want to. Why didn't you
do that? No. Oh, yeah. Take your
picture. She's right there. Yeah. Shoot
my face off. I have to feel really good.
I actually feel really bad. I hope you
feel real good.
Take my picture. I'm a criminal.
I'm a criminal.
Okay, turn around. Face me. Get ready
to
do it realated.
I need your side profile. So if you
could not look at
camera everything we're not going to do
this only. Yeah. You did this to me.
Yes. I did. You will be searched before
you go in the cell. Good. I'm glad that
Oh, are you going to let the uh
I didn't do anything wrong. I want to go
home. Yeah. I know cuz you're want your
money. And I don't know what you want,
but I don't have anything. We don't take
your money. I wish I had a lot of money
to give you, but I don't. You can go
home on a personal, but you have to
cooperate. I don't know what you want,
but I don't have anything to give you.
So, I don't want anything. You obviously
want some. We want you to cooperate. Uh,
I've been cooperating. So, what do you
want? I have no money for you. We'll get
one of them to come back. We'll hold
her. They'll search her and we'll put
her in the cell. I'm not doing Yeah, put
me in the cell. I hope you have lots of
money. We thought you want to go home,
but I want to go home, but you're not
telling me how to go home. Yes. Would
you like to know how to go home? You
need to do some paperwork and then you
can make a call and have somebody pick
you up. That's all it will take. But
first, I trust you. Okay. But first, we
got that reason. But, but I didn't do
anything wrong. Okay. And you can argue
that case in court and you're like,
"Yeah, somebody can take you home." Blah
blah blah. You can you can get a ride.
Would you like to go home tonight? I
want to go home. I don't want to stay.
Then then would you listen to me? We'll
have the female come back and search
you. You're wrong. We'll do our
paperwork. You're a liar. I'm not liar.
You want to just make it easy way?
What would be the hard way? Keeping you
here overnight? I'm not a cop and I'm
not a lawyer. So, I wouldn't know cuz
I'm just a citizen. I will let you call
whoever you would like. Well, I don't
have to call somebody. I didn't do
anything wrong. If you're saying you
don't know what to do, you could call
somebody for some advice if you'd like.
I'm trying to tell you how to my lawyer.
Okay. But you don't know anybody that
has maybe been through this. You've been
through this several times. You're
acting like you don't know any of it.
Okay. We're trying to We're trying to
get you home. I don't want to keep you
in jail on Easter Sunday. We really
don't. Trying to eat your donuts
tomorrow. Okay. We don't work tomorrow.
We're off. Yeah. You're eating donuts.
Nobody. Right. On our free day. Yes. I
wanted to save lives. Oh, everything
wrong. Yes.
So, so I will take the cuffs off. Not
bad. I'll take the cuffs off you so you
don't have to stand with handcuffs on.
Okay. I'm not a criminal. Would you like
Our policy is we put people in the car
with handcuffs. I will take them off now
if you would like. But with that, I have
to have a female surgeon. We will leave
the room. You want to search my room
over? Oh, no. No. No. We don't do that.
You're trying to search. You're not
doing anything wrong. Okay. I'm going to
sue you for arresting me because I
didn't do anything wrong. You took me
out of my comfortable.
Please. How about that? The gas station
is your comfortable place. No. Turn
around and I I will uncomfort. I'm not
aing criminal. You weren't in your home.
You were in the gas station.
Maybe I'm supposed
to honestly want you to go home
tonight. You want me to go home tonight?
I do want you to go home tonight.
No, I do. Do I want to? No. None of
those. Except for the wanting you to go
home. I do want you to go home.
Everything else was known after that.
Okay, we're going to leave.
My name is Lieutenant Jordan. And your
first name today? Jordan. Your first
name is Jordan? No.
What's your first name? Stacy. Stacy. Do
you mind if I call you Stacy?
Stacy, we're going to get you through
this and get you out of here. Okay.
That That's already done. We're here
now. We need to get you home. Okay.
Yeah, but you're still going to hate my
gut. I I don't even know you. Um, it's
okay. Not a evil mother. I I understand
that. That's why I took those cuffs off.
Yeah.
2004 20 years.
My
boyfriend. I'm sorry. Yeah. But it's I'm
sorry.
I'm sorry. Yeah. So, it's Sorry, guys.
Guys, you guys hate me. This is her
thing. Yeah, I'm in 20. I think it's
five. I will. That's okay. You
can three and 10. Three or four and 10.
I think he
I Who could come get you?
You said James is your boyfriend? Okay.
He's in California, I thought.
Cuz they don't like him. Okay. Well,
would you want somebody you'd like to
come get you
instead? H who can we call for you? Do
you have your cell phone? Yeah.
Can we call? No. I'm embarrassed. Don't
be embarrassed. We're going to get you
through this. Okay. But we want to we
want to be as quick as possible so you
don't have to spend time here. Okay.
Okay, Stacy. I can't breathe. Let's sit
for a second. if you'd like. We're going
to leave the room. Okay.
Can you what? Can you call him? Sure.
Yep. We can't be the person. No problem.
We're going to let No, I'm not. Let me
attack me. I thought you were going to
let me
So why are you doctor's number.
I want to pick up the phone number for
you. The doctor's number.
Okay, Stacy. So, after we're done with
this, you're going to force us to take
you to the hospital for an admission.
Okay. So, you're doing that, too? Yes.
Yes. I wanted to go home, but you
stopped me from that. So, yeah, let's
Stacey, what's a good phone number for
you? Um, I don't know. You tell me you
know everything about me. Magic.
other than your name. I just wanted to
go home, officer. You're the one that
arrested me and took me out of my home.
So, let's
tell what do you need so you could take
me out of my element? Your phone number?
Cuz I arrested you. Cuz you arrested me
now. Yeah. You arrested me. What did I
do? Who else could we call? My
therapist. We can't call therapist.
Therapist is inconvenient. Your mom
answered herself. going to be hold this.
So I guess you got to take me to the
mental. Yes. You did this. You're in
control. This is your
show, honey. I'm not mental. Thank you
for putting me in this situation. Thank
you for putting me in this situation. I
appreciate it. I hope your job was good
for you. How do you arrest a lot of
innocent people that have nothing better
to do with them? Never innocent people.
You're doing that right now. Thank you.
You've got way too much to drink. Yeah.
And I'm just wasting your precious time.
Okay. Why are you so against me? What do
you What do you I want you to go home. I
don't You wanted me to go home? I do
want you to go home, but you're not.
Wait, you want me to go in and No, I
want my titty in that cuz I have breast
cancer. So, what do you want? Very sorry
for you. No, I You want my titty cancer
or my cancer? What do you want in that
machine? My titty cancer breathalyzer.
I want to see you put your in that
before I ever put anything. You are now
under arrest for operating a vehicle
under the improvement. And what am I
doing exactly?
I'm going to
ask you. You can refuse. You could do
whatever the you want. I'm sitting here
waiting for my lawyer to call me back.
Okay. You haven't called him yet. I did
actually call him and obviously you
didn't see that but it was on camera
clearly. Sure. Clearly it was
maybe they'll pick up. No, my lawyer is
not picking me up. That's not his job,
right?
Your rights are to what? Arrest me for
something you think I did? Yeah, that
sounds about right. Power little power
trip. Little power trip. I didn't do
anything wrong. Hey, I don't think we
even looking like it. I think Yeah, you
should totally arrest me. And I'm
totally wrong. The haircut. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, the haircut is totally the
haircut.
Maybe the tears, too.
Cheer action.
What? Little tear action. Get the tears.
Mine? Yes. No. Mine? No. Cuz you're
arresting me because
I I'm sorry. I did what? I did what to
you?
I have no I have nobody to pick me up.
What's a good phone number? You guys are
arresting me for
what? I'm sorry. You You guys are
arresting me for
what? I just want to know what I
But I'm actually not allowed to talk
about that cuz you already like
you already did so many things behind
the scenes. Well, I'm not allowed to
actually talk about what you asked a
question. I answered it for you.
I'm sorry to call you delayed, but I'm
being arrested and it's very valid
apparently.
Stacy Stacy and I'm being arrested
because it's very valid and
it's very valid. Apparently, it's very
valid.
Very valid. That's what the cop said.
They're We're arresting you for OBI.
They're arresting me for OBI. It's very
valid, but I'm pretty sure it's not. I
know for a fact it's not. I didn't do
anything wrong. I think they're just
bored and sad.
Well, you got to listen to my guest. I
am, but
I am, but I'm going to be calling you
tomorrow because they're very like wrong
and I promise you. I promise you. And
I'm not crazy.
So, okay. And they're very wrong. And I
don't understand why these people want
me to be here, but we don't. She just
needs a ride. Are you going to refuse
this test,
Dave? I'm refusing the test. I don't
know enough. Yeah, my lawyer doesn't
know enough. Like, you're not
for what? I don't even know. I'm I'm
asking if you want if you're going to
take the breath test. We've already read
you the ALS form. Stacy, are you going
to take this test or are you refusing?
I'm going to refuse everything.
Dave, I need your help in a week or two.
That's all I'm saying. All right, that's
fine. We'll talk.
We are. We're going to go do this again.
No, you're just sitting down. No, we're
going to go do this again. We're going
to go through this again. I was already
in here.
Clearly, I was already in
here. They
already did everything. Here's the room
they put me in. And they did all the
things they needed to
do. Oh, and there goes my
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phone. And there goes the things that
aren't supposed to be said. Yeah. You
already did all this. Sit.
I'm not
sitting. Do you have a wife? I don't
think so. You obviously don't get
any that we're friends, but you
obviously have
zero. I don't know. Yeah, you're like
all the other cops. You just want
Oh,
control everything.
Okay, Stacy. So, you're being charged
with OVI, OBI with a test refusal on
your second or more possession of
marijuana. possession of marijuana for
financial marijuana. I didn't have any
marijuana at all. There were so many
that was No, there wasn't. No, there
wasn't. You guys were lied. So, this is
in a courtroom. You can test that in the
court. Yeah, I will. You guys are liars.
You have that right as American
citizens. So, this is going to go with
you. I have so many friends that know
you guys steal stuff. So, yes, this will
be contested cuz you guys steal [ __ ] all
the time from people I know. So, yes,
this will be contested. Thank you. I
can't wait to tell the judge about all
the that's
been wantations.
Oh, I want to I want to talk to the
judge about all the You want to sign the
situ the citations? I want to tell the
judge all the [ __ ] that goes on. Yeah,
absolutely. Have a driver's
license. There's your copy of that one.
Can't wait to
know. I got but
this is your personal bond.
I just need you to sign it. So this
signing anything okay then you'll stay
and see the judge. That's fine. I'll go
I'll go and tell your mom to go for
nothing. So I'm going to explain it to
you. You don't have to sign it now.
You'll I'll just put you in a cell. It's
a $5,000 personal bond bond, which means
it's
under. They're not charging you money
only if you don't go to court. Why does
my mom have to sign it? You your mom
doesn't. You do. You're just telling me
I can't go home unless my mom signs. No,
unless you I'll tell your mom. But
you're not a specific. Yes. You signing
me. I'm telling you. You're not paying
attention because you can't really
comprehend it. No, I'm comprehending
everything. This is This is your
bond. You're acknowledging. We're giving
you a Why do I have a bond? Cuz I didn't
do anything wrong. Personal. Oh, she's
here. You're being You're still being
charged with OBI. You can fight that
wrong. So, why do I have that here? I
didn't do anything wrong. So, why do I
have a bond? Because you're charged with
OBI. Okay. But I didn't do anything
wrong in your You can fight that in
courts. That's where you fight it. not
here in wasted my mom's time. And so if
you don't want a signed acknowledgement
bond in your court date and your court
date like I'm guilty of this is not an
admission of guilt. You have a ticket
right here in your citation. This is
yours.
Acknowledging that I did a personal
bond. You're not paying attention,
Stacy. You're just ignoring everything.
We're telling you that this is the bond.
This is for bond. This is to go to get
out of here. It's not that you already
got your citations, right? You have
these. These are your citations are
doing. Sure. Sure. I want to see them
all on camera. This is You will see you
will. This whole thing will be on video.
Good. This is your everything.
Everything. So, if I sign this, I can
see everything. Yep. And my lawyer Yes.
will get all of it. But if I sign this,
that means I'm guilty. No, this is just
acknowledging a personal bond.
Acknowledging that you have been
profiling me. A personal bomb. You've
been profiling me. Sure. Yes. I don't
know what you're talking about. You
don't know what profiling is.
If I don't find that, then I'll put you
in the cell and you can talk to the
judge about this in the morning. I'll go
out. Your mom's in our lobby waiting and
I'll just tell her the judge off and we
can She won't be pissed off. She comes
in every morning. I don't care. She
comes in every morning. That's why we
piss her off. What? What? Why would it
piss her off? What is Why would you piss
her off? What is this? That's a pen.
What is this? It's a pen. But what am I
signing? You're signing by What did I do
wrong? Are you listening to what you're
signing or No, you're just rambling. I'm
trying to You're rambling. I'm trying to
listen to you. This You're acknowledging
your personal bond, which means Why do I
have a bond? Why am I arrested? Personal
bond. Personal bond. So, I am arrested.
So, now we're we're going back to why
you arrested or you want to know what
this is? I want to understand what am I
signing? Okay, then listen close. For
the fifth time, this is your bond form.
This is just acknowledging a personal
bond. You're just promising to go to
court and you can fight those. I can
never come back again. Well, then you'll
get warrants. That's fine. And you'll
owe the court $5,000 for not showing up.
And why do I owe them $5,000? Only if
you don't go to court. But if I do go to
court,
you don't. It's a personal bond. But
what did I do wrong?
OBI and the tickets are possession of
marijuana and heroia. And that is
Okay. Okay. So, I've been I'm asking.
So, what I
hear neither are Mr. Mayor. I These two
are Yes. Oh, I smoke some weed. Mom, I'm
sorry. You don't have to say that to to
your mom. I don't think she's going to
be in court,
right? I think you would maybe say that
to the church. I don't really care if I
smoke. I'm not. But like, what did I do?
Those tickets don't send you to front of
your mom. They send you to court. So
these tickets send to court and then I
go to court and court says, "Oh, you
smoke weed." Yeah. Behind the wheel of a
car and I'm not signing anything. I'm
scared. I feel like I'm signing my life
away. I know. I know you do. So, I'm
going to tell your mom to drive back
home because you you would rather see
the judge and not get a personal bond.
Okay. Well, I don't know what's going
on. I don't feel like you're really
explaining. I know because you're very
very impaired.
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Comprehend a very simple little thing.
You're getting a personal bond. Personal
bond. My mom shouldn't have to pay
anything. She is not. It's a personal
bond. When you say personal bond, it
makes me feel like personal. I mean, you
just go. You're going on a signature.
Personal bond. My mom shouldn't have to
pay anything. Your mom is not paying
anything. Why did you say personal bond?
Personal means you're just signing your
name, promising to go to court. I've
said that several times. I just love it.
No money. No money. We're not taking it
from you or from I have money, but it's
just okay. Right
here. Zero money. I know it's your mom
and I don't want her waiting. We've been
sitting out. She's been sitting waiting.
I have money. She's been sitting waiting
for you and now we're just waiting.
No. This is This is just acknowledging
you have a court date on Thursday. I
have money that we don't want to take
your money. You can go home with all
your money. You're not going to take my
mom's money. No.
Sure. Right.
Steal my mom's money. No, not stealing
your mom's money. I have money. Stacy,
please. Make her
wait right here. I know. Right here.
I don't care.
We're not taking your mom's money. Take
your paperwork.
You have to take that. Don't because it
has your court dates on it and you want
your attorney to see all these things.
Okay.
Then put it in your pocket. you. Your
mom has talked to you several times
already. She knows what condition you're
in. She does. That's why she was She's
not going to You can put it in your own
pocket.
None of this. What? I'll walk you right
up to her right now. But none of this is
going to her account or anything.
Stacy, please. You're not paying
attention to anything. I don't trust
you. I don't care if you trust me.
You're not listening to me.
Okay. Well, then don't ask me questions.
Oh my god. No, you don't have to do
anything. You don't have to do anything.
Right this way.
Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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