we're just we're just moving the cars
right and then you got yeah then you got
the math how you got the meth lab going
on on 700 rally they're cooking crystal
meth up in the air okay then it stinks
John here's the thing okay we can't just
leave you out here buddy I know that
because my Courtney wheel it down the
sidewalk everybody we've gotten dozens
of coals why don't they come and
confront me why do they call y'all and
not come for us
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thank you
on January the 4th 2023 at approximately
8 A.M officers with the Columbus
Division of police were dispatched on a
call about a man who was standing in the
street yelling and screaming and at one
point was clucking like a chicken the
officers arrived on scene spoke to the
mail and determined that he suffers from
mental illness and has been using
methamphetamine the officers transported
this man to a local hospital for
treatment
they said about five minutes ago they
seen him up you're walking North down
here and weren't sure yeah where he went
either by the school or hit one of these
cross streets
foreign
what's going on man the scene in the
prankster is is playing games with my
emotions hey my friend how you doing I'm
doing all right I'm sure I won but I
want my three thousand dollar Lenovo IBM
Thinkpad back from Shannon and I would
like it right now if that's okay
we're gonna help you get all that
squared away but we can't be out here
knocking on doors and right
I know you're trying to get water man
the spoon one okay so where you headed
this morning I'm going back out to my
Mossberg Avenue Gahanna Ohio four three
two three zero Gahanna to regroup yes
sir that's where um
do you have family down here at this
house I would like to think is a a long
lost step brother but now he's just it's
gone boy if I don't have his 900 then I
don't go into his house but yeah he's
not willing to sign a contract he's not
willing to send a legally binding
contract Contracting me to live there
month to month what's your name John
Thomas with the third I have all the
ideas okay hold on we don't I don't need
any ideas yeah I can give you my social
I'll give you whatever I appreciate that
I mean I'm working with you guys already
yeah man so where's Shannon's dad right
right beside me so let's let's see right
beside you do you know what his address
economics 794. uh uh South Richardson
Avenue it's in the band though hold it
up it's got the mattress on the side of
the house I'm not sleeping on the
mattress it's it's soaking wet so I'm
sleeping on the front porch you know I
mean minding myself minding my own
business yeah the neighbors the neighbor
said you were sleeping up there that's
fine so I'm confirming with you hey John
what's your social
he's fine Josh
oh yeah no I had something to do with
that because I'm contributing as I go to
him now how gentlemen do I give a gift
really a three thousand dollar coffee
can do or ten dollars in gas in his car
at his job at the Shell gas station has
a higher gun to show over there on
bridging uh yeah and by him pulled off
with the food and the next day he can't
do nothing for me he didn't give me one
cigarette but yet he's got a full pack
of candles hanging out with his phone so
tell me this man are you uh you're gonna
walk to Gahanna right now no look at the
bus
passing by it every month
cards
with this you gotta have 50 of course oh
you trying to hurt yourself with
somebody in there absolutely not not
homicide room suicidal machine in the
prankster bro go play princess just it
wasn't just him it's uh
my name's John Wick we got a lot of
multiple people out here man calling
about you you've been out here for
several hours overnight I've been
sleeping on the post office I mean you
weren't out in the middle of the street
clucking like a chicken or something
like that sir that's what they said man
I'm sure I mean I'm not making this up
I'm just telling you what they're
telling us right so either I don't know
all the people on the street down there
were all calling concerned about you
okay well Shane didn't either needs to
take me under his wings
as an up-and-coming you want to go talk
to somebody right now no I want to go no
no no no I don't give you a ride we're
willingly give you a ride over to the
hospitality scattered right I want to go
to the academy I will go to the academy
which Academy the one over there on
Hague Avenue oh okay the one right by
the freeway where we actually go ahead
yeah that's the secret Academy
Shannon is an inspiring Columbus Police
Officer I will outdo them in every way
shape and form in the classroom did you
take anything today
no I'm getting ready to take my lithium
in my uh Hydro Bean hydrogreen is a
anti-anxiety do you have medication with
you yeah back there on the floor chick
you guys won't give me the ride over
there every day I don't have a uh I
don't have a uh a cap for my jug it's
all reports
go into Gahanna yeah
I mean you guys want to ride why would
you leave to go to Gahanna without your
medication I'm taking everything off of
porch with me so to do the laundry hey
my mom's all right now I mean if you
guys want to get really dirty
please watch I'll give me a ride over
700 rally you guys don't have to pull up
at the front you can pull up on the side
let me please keep my laundry detergent
I just bought a large bag of game uh
pods along with the various teams
in here it's got diabetes sugar
um I got I got a diet Dr Pepper in there
hey because I had no money until
tomorrow I don't I don't my food stamps
don't come around until the sixth hey
John what are you diagnosed with bipolar
disorder bipolar when was the last time
you slept buddy last night on the porch
you slept on the porch I said you're
screaming basically all night yelling
and carrying on I've been known in my
sleep to yell out sometimes Booter in
ginger boogers The Dope Dealer and
Ginger is my queen Ginger cardio
inherited Bibles home by the way Ginger
took in her sister Karma so the
agreement with the homeowner the real
homeowner that home is they can stay
there you said you had a wet mattress on
the porch right so you probably didn't
much get much sleep did you you know
because I tell you why the night before
I slept on Sand Sports in that bastard
sprayed me down with water why I slept
sounds like he's not a very good friend
I'm trying to tell you what let us do
you a favor please let's get you
somewhere warm where somebody could talk
to you oh
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let's not worry about that right now
let's do one thing at a time let's get
you some rest let's get you a place
where you can be dry sure do you want to
go at the doctors
no I'm good okay
if you want to go willingly and you're
not a threat for yourself or somebody
else they're just going to check you out
you get dried off make sure you have
your medicine get your medicine I just
sold down and then you can worry about
everything else you got going on okay
I know but you've been up here all night
man you've been out all night now you're
trying to get to Gahanna by Monster by
foot
you're not you don't have your medicine
Ginger Marie cardo is my queen
my mother knows that I'm going to rain
tonight okay you've never had the
intentions of being married a big way
just September 30th mom even had the
tickets down to Florida up there already
that weekend ready to go since you're
[ __ ] up as usual because it's confetti
every day for her gotta have that Patty
every day I'm sick I need to get well
Okay so
Ginger is with Paul now Paul Smith the
pretend homeowner
of wrong rally the day that me and her
had our Feud was the very same day that
she spread over her legs for Paul Smith
in his bedroom and his bed how do I know
that because I saw loud's wise stepped
you [ __ ] so it's like that but now
she don't have to worry about Paul Paul
being the 18 year old Lucasville murder
psycho can't lose the prison mentality
and still has it on 700 rally where the
homeowner passed away and Paul hadn't in
the character all the time sure that's
how he got the home but that's my little
bit of properties inside there
they have everything to do online well I
can tell you right now John we're not
going to take you over to Rally I mean
if that's where she is and you guys have
been feuding and stuff we're not taking
you over there so probably can start
because so we're not gonna go over once
we have in Wheatland she took over
Bible's home so she Services her
clientele there whatever they need they
get they want [ __ ] she got it
so she's running her whorehouse her and
Karma now Karma's got mark up there
Mark's not allowed to be there there's
no men to stay inside the home
permanently they're to be in and out so
they just go you got a prostitute Jesus
yeah that's fine huh yeah work with me
now we're just we're just moving the
cars and then you got yeah then you got
the meth how you got the meth lab going
on on 700 rally
they're cooking crystal meth up in the
air okay then it stinks John here's the
thing okay we can't just leave you out
here buddy I know that because my court
in wheel it down the sidewalk everybody
we've gotten dozens of coals why don't
they come and confront me why do they
call y'all and not come first I wanted
to make sure that you're all right
they're not saying you necessarily do
anything illegal or anything because but
they said you're you're screaming you're
yelling you know we got to make sure
you're okay so it would it would help us
a lot if we become a threat to them well
I think they just it just concerns
I got you so so yeah I mean we could uh
we I'm gonna call my mom so Mama I'm
coming out and see what she says
Hospital first
I've already got checked out last night
at the Mount Carmel West Hospital
emergency room when was that
um
and I need to stop with my dollar and
get a drink
you got a whole jug of water there John
no I need to drink drink I need a one of
those tropical penises so they took you
last night to Mount Carmel no no I
cooked Myself by bugs look at the
maintenance man what why'd you why'd you
take yourself there because she even
went for a strep throat I told him I'd
go there to have to give my sunlight to
check out I got I got the uh no
he's healing it's healing yeah I can tie
my shoes now I used to be where my my
ankles so big you couldn't what'd they
say they say you're doing all right yeah
I'm good okay admin date was one three
of 23.
so he's been I'm taking place
this is the neighbors I'll freak out
over here wanting some water it's all
right we're ever gonna let you get on
with that
the bus driver
no not the cab
okay so what are you gonna do I'll go
back and get my blue cat you don't want
to go to the hospital
I understand that I'm offering again man
I mean there's no limit
so I take to the hospital it's no
problem what was your plan to go to
Gahanna without all your belongings
okay
[ __ ] you do you have my laptop because
if you don't I'm gonna bring off some
Cortez and officer Schneider with me and
they're going to knock on the door
Cortez does handle business he straight
up wide me last night when he was using
the computer and he said James just came
by and picked it up and left with it
nobody ever came Shannon's in la la land
what all property do you have over on
them like Chelsea stop smoking crack hey
John what what old property do you have
over on this porch
a
blue comforter
um
one white small round basket laundry
basket straight
one woman's lingerie
hey we don't judge okay two pair of red
long gambling socks
and then uh
in the inside the pink toe is the rest
of what I have to my knee as far as
clothing goes it fits me okay so far
Shannon's two pairs of my genius can you
help me see a pair of Levi's and a pair
of Levi's like these uh well lose it no
no gentleman goes right there are six
yard piece it's cold so there you go and
his arms shoes go I am seven [ __ ]
pairs of shoes 30 days ago I'm down with
one pair of sketches I'll take care of
that because I know where the Shadows
were on on the east side
trust me as long as it doesn't stab or
or shoot you think there's any harm in
letting it sit there for the time being
and then when you come back here later
this afternoon you grab your belongings
and go oh no because you guys don't want
to post up man power over my belongings
on a port since the Bando I want to stop
at the ghettos
yeah I'm gonna put his business out
there again so you can't make it Chelsea
off the ground Shane's fiance Chelsea
needs to get off the crack pipe yeah you
can't worry about all that man you got
to take care of your business her
affects me because her affects Shannon
she makes the decisions in the house
maybe maybe you just cut ties with
Shannon like maybe this ain't a working
relationship anymore
sounds like Shannon not very good for
you though so she got a church concealed
weapon uh staying so he carries Roscoe
around with him it is nine millimeter he
thinks he's a [ __ ] because he he looks
after uh the Shell gas station from 1am
to 4 a.m over there on Briggs and and uh
Harrisburg Pike and occasionally the BP
guy on Hagen and uh solving it hire him
from 1am to 4 a.m and then you got um
the UDF even
1am to four a.m so we got three gas
stations he wants to get back to the
marathon with the marathon fired him
Marathon fired his ass let's get a
resolution here what do you think we
ought to do I mean I think we should
leave the laundry basket come back later
and get it I think the most urgent thing
right now would be to get you somewhere
warm yeah no I'm gonna take a look at
you get you some food okay
as far as the food goes at least I get
some sugar warning me Sharon's got eggs
and butter and cheese that I bought with
my own [ __ ] money so [ __ ] him
well no it's in his house now it's his
possessions I can't even prove that that
laptop is mine because I don't have the
receipt possession is not intentions of
the wall inside a home I'm not home
about the George is talking about
properties inside the home look bro you
grab James I have my laptop here
tomorrow night same time because it was
11 o'clock last night
we just straight up lied he's just a
liar he's a flat out liar so I'm tired
of it he thinks he's getting 900 for me
tomorrow he can't even get up out of bed
to go downtown to sit in an office and
sign a contract with that with a man
named Josh here Josh is 21 years old
all right game plan go come back later
and grab it right don't worry about the
edge grab him grab it because we can't
take all that because they're not going
to take all that crap they are officer
it's all about it's all in the toad I
even put wheels on it come on now I
can't do that I've never seen that I saw
my God that's my worldly positions John
they'll give you a cab voucher to come
back and get it yeah the gentlemen let
me go down and get it while you post up
in your cars you'll see me come right
down the sidewalk with it on Wheels put
it in the back of your cruise room we're
going but John that's what my word
that's exactly what I'll do that's what
you're not understanding about it is
they're not going to let us bring you in
there with all that stuff they don't
they don't take property
box and give me a ticket they do the
same thing with the same tote bro a
little the same tote
is tagged perfectly with clean clothes
cool man I can't do it that's all I got
my window coats in there uh I can't do
it
it's a smaller not a full-size huge tote
a smaller fit in the back of your
Trailblazer tight pink toe yeah I
personally on East Side engineered a
little wheels for it at the bottom
they're even retractable Wheels
exactly like an airplane goes off
I had some help from David peppers
I mean I don't know hey this is here's
the thing if you want to try to take it
out there and they don't take it we
can't do anything with it we're going to
leave it on the curb leave it out of
that place okay
that's what you're saying we'll go by
what you're saying but you understand
that we can't control your property
beyond that point right we need a stage
with you or it gets left out on the curb
yeah move free for the sake so if you
want to head back down there I'll Circle
the block and I'll keep an eye on you
while you hit up on the porch we'll give
you guys can walk it back or I don't
know if you want to leave your Cruiser
in the
why don't we do this I'll give you a
ride down there yes okay let's let's
walk over here
let's walk toward my car okay I'm gonna
Pat me down personally got no drugs so
yeah I will in a second okay
you're not kidding
I can't really tell what number it is
filthy mcnasty's man
hey John just put your hands behind your
back you're not going to have something
like that okay
no I just don't want to get stuck
I hate needles that's why I hate going
to hospitals because they stick noodle
IVs
oh man that's the good stuff hey
Shannon says oh no Frankie said you guys
pit pitted him that's it that's our
liger right here
uh I don't know I didn't do that
somebody did you broke SpongeBob
surgery
I'm still trying to get over you putting
retractable casters on us
craftsmanship
Chan's blazing bro lazy he's a lady
man that's all oh yeah maybe you just
need to like move on I mean forget about
the whole Academy
you should see his backyard oh yeah
Ginger it's me yep yep okay we'll watch
that bus pass
all right
on his underwear we'll just hold on the
lighters for a minute so you don't set
the cruiser on fire all right
that'd be a problem
looks like it doesn't it somebody
probably found a pole with them guess
hey bro he's taking off Kentucky uh in
two weeks he's got his uh
watch your head buddy all right John hop
on in for me
794 right yeah okay we'll go grab your
stuff real quick and go from there
yeah I've done this before
swing your legs in there
you go buddy
I gotta put this on all right sit tight
man oh water what is your water
try not to spill it
just uh I'll Follow You Follow Me
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well this is this is the stuff
thank you
679 I have to be confused with 7.94. all
right okay
we gotta do this though or else he's
gonna be out here all day causing
problems okay I have room in the way
back unless you have room okay
how filthy this car is here dude mine's
just as bad
this is madness
Madness pure Madness officer gortez
so he was just discharged yeah I don't
know what you did
he said he went to get his cellulitis
checked up
but I mean
yeah let's do that
boss
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ketchup
it still hurts a little yeah I'm sure it
does
doing there getting out
I said over there when you check in with
the guys they got a a room in the very
back with a lot of those big lots of
slices
yeah we'll we'll go in there when you
take the property out of the cruiser
okay hang inside for me for a second job
let us grab your stuff here
they're gonna yell at us
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