hey hey this is trending at some point All of My Views are A Lash and in my opinion so we're going to review Summer House Martha's Vineyard episode two I just want to start off by saying hey Bravo y'all can y'all can quit with with Jasmine and silas's little after dark stuff I don't want to see that please stop showing that I wonder when Silas found out that Jasmine and Mariah did have to stay in a car together I wonder if it was while they were dating or once they got engaged or after they got married just curious Amir invites Jordan to go uh kayaking I think he said let's go do some water sports um this this one this thing is cute I'm taking them scene by scene because sometimes it seems like Amir is trying too hard and then sometimes it's like okay that's cool I think it's Alex uh that commented I need them to understand that there's not just one woman on the vineyard or there's more than one woman on the vineyard and I don't know how to take that statement because just because someone doesn't respond to your flirting doesn't mean that it's because they're taking you for granted they may either not be interested they may not be in the mood at that time so it's like is it like a threat like oh no I'm gonna feel left out because now you're not paying attention to me because there's other women here like that's weird um to me I don't know it's like it's cool like you should you know y'all are single you should be mingling and everything it's just like why that statement in particular and I don't know I'm just curious about that okay it didn't seem like there was a whole lot to talk about so I am at the bowling scene now so brie is really good at bowling because she said that's how her family spent time together because her dad worked a lot or maybe parents worked a lot the dog in the backpack I have a little purse dog myself but I don't know about this backpack I don't know if I put her in there I see it's large breathing holes she'd probably freak out I don't think she'd like this okay Bria made a moment weird to me I'm sorry not bread Jasmine made a moment weird to me just now when Jasmine asked Bria if Simon was here what would he be doing right now and Bria said he'd probably pay for everybody's food and then in the confessional Jasmine's like I don't need to hear about Simon's money I'm married my man has money or whatever she's saying I'm like but you you asked her what was some of me doing that that's what he do the producer asked Bria do you feel that in this moment she's finally getting how serious your relationship is she meaning Jasmine and Bree is like no um she said when they were at the when they worked together at the Playboy club Bria was you know in her early 20s and she parted and she you know uh mingled with a lot of people and she feels that Jasmine is still holding on to that and that's probably true I think sometimes we leave people in a snapshot of time and don't acknowledge their that they've changed so that could be very true but at some point Jasmine has to just understand or at least take Brea's word for it that hey that's not me anymore I don't like what Jasmine just said she's she said of course Bria will tell everyone I don't respect her relationship and Jasmine's like of course I don't it's not a marriage yet I'm a married woman so I'm coming from that perspective that is foul to say that you don't respect someone's relationship because they're not married girl you just got married and you got I guess lucky because you went from your car to being with someone that's financially secure but no don't don't do that I don't like when someone gets in a marriage and then it's like some superiority complex it's weird quick note about the PJs I like bria's onesie it's too cute to me I like Mariah's polka dot PJ short set that's so cute I tried to capture a few moments of everyone being uncomfortable with the weather and Jordan said the smoke was killing her eyes um because the it just looks funny like oh Mariah's under her Moon mass and the weather is not cooperating Amir is butt hurt that George is having a Kiki moment with Nick I think his name is Nick um Amir calm down like y'all are not an item if you don't let this girl enjoy her conversation with whoever's in this house you just met her when she came to this house that's that's one of those red flag things like let's let's stop that now that Mariah feels a way that they didn't take her Moon Mass seriously um which she says is weird in hoodoo which um I definitely I'm not here to criticize it all I I think it's really nice to learn about you know your cultural your religious background that your ancestors came from um what I will say though is the timing and the setup may not have been the best it's a cold night you know so it's it's hard when someone already isn't even expecting this is what their night's gonna be about then they're not in that space of even knowing your spiritual practice then the weather's not cooperating then they're also getting to know each other so they're not even like comfortable enough to just let their mind float like that it's a lot you have to honestly be ready to be in that space so I I hate that she takes it personally I think it was just introduced in a way that it wasn't organic enough for them um a few people may have gotten something out of it but yeah I hate it for her I hate that she said she's putting her wall up maybe it wasn't even the right group of people so Shanice arrives on day four Nick is just cheesing y'all I don't know pulling up pictures of Shanice and looking at her in the kitchen saying that's not the same person and he's showing it to Preston and I think was it Amir sitting right there oh man don't do that makeup makeup makes me look different Shanice looks very good without makeup as well you don't be weird oh it was Silas next to them Nick is like what I saw on Instagram versus reality is different and that's okay no you clean it up when you gotta answer on your confessional and Preston's like Nick don't doesn't show his reality on Instagram and of course yeah most people aren't it's the Highlight moments most of the time on Instagram well Nick can sleep easy because Shanice also says Nick is not her type so there you go neither one are into each other Mariah is in her feelings about what happened last night she's not going to dinner with them tonight and it just sucks because I just feel like she maybe should have just kept that moment to herself and unless she had quality interactions with them because that's a vulnerable thing and I just feel bad for her okay here's the parts I agree and disagree with when it comes to Bria the dog and Mariah Bria I do think you should be watching and drying your dog's items separately especially it's a shitty dog it's not one of those hypoallergenic type dogs and in someone else's thing so you can wash your clothes together with your dog's names if that's if that's what you want I have a shitty dog um and I watch her I watch I washed her items separate from hours I dry her items separate from hours we actually run a few Cycles in the washing machine to make sure her fur isn't in there before we put our own clothes in there because it's you just don't want that on your clothes where I disagree with Mariah is Mariah you kind of this first of all she tried to get her clothes from you the dog stuff from you and you pulled away then when she's speaking to you you push the clothes into her and now there's a you've escalated that situation I don't think you needed to push the clothes into her um that was a bit much and that may be because of my personality but that was a bit much to me the guys are making a wise choice and hiding by the stairs oh Mariah's in a very vulnerable place I think her feelings were really hurt about her Moon Mass and the dog thing tips her over and just not being taken seriously and then she feels like Jasmine's not on her side and that's her person that's kind of why Mariah's there it seems so I feel bad for Mariah like I said the only thing I disagree with Mariah on is the whole pushing the clothes into Bria but yeah she's she's vulnerable right now Shanice I don't know how to feel about that that you did go in the car when Bria who seems like she's your strongest connection and then Jasmine was still there too at the house why did you uh why did you leave in that first car that was even if you're not picking aside I feel like most of them didn't really pick a side why did you leave in that car like that was I don't know now one suspicion I have is she obviously left in that car because Alex was gonna be in that car and she's very attracted to Alex but I'm like you probably still could have sat beside him if they're there for your friend first this is where I feel our personal experiences color our perspective and our bias because I think that Bria I see why brie is upset and I think some people don't see why she's upset or she might be playing victim to some but the fact that Shanice is still not really acknowledging like I don't know like I was you know Brie was excited she was the most excited for Shanice to come the first sign of anything Shanice is leaving I'm not expecting you to you know fight with anybody but just your presence may have been enough and and the fact that even now she's just ha ha Kiki and about other stuff and it's like Bree is still getting over the confrontation she had and that's supposed to be your closest person out of this group it can weigh heavily if you were emotionally leaning on that person and not not a lot just to let me put my arm around you or like dang that seemed kind of crazy I'm sorry you had to go through that um we can talk about it let me let you vent nothing just like she just ignored it and maybe one person feels deeper about the Friendship than the other person okay yeah Jasmine and Jordan are explaining to Shanice what went wrong hey Bria I don't think Shanice is the kind of friend that you are looking for you might want to keep it surface level if y'all stay connected this is I couldn't take this type of friend in my life so they finally cut to the infamous feel um first thing he uh he looks inebriated Preston calls it he said it Phil seems like a fun person but he also seems like a person that needs to be the center of attention I don't like that and also trying to get somebody to get out of a room that's settled in you here on day four almost day five you better let it go and go to the upstairs of Mariah's pool house area or whatever other empty room they have Preston warns Nick that Phil is trying to move his stuff out of his room I did I think Phil is a confrontational coward like he does just enough to see if that'll be enough to move somebody out of his way so he can get what he wants I don't like him Jasmine's creating some weird moments she's like black Excellence is everything at the end of the day that's all I give a f about it's like an insert in a weird setting what are you doing Jordan is kind of in the middle of this one not Jordan Jasmine is kind of in the middle of this one because Jordan is bringing up good points about how Mariah pushing Bria was not cool and Jasmine feels like she's the only one that's advocating for Mariah now in her head she might be advocating for her I don't know how how much she's actually saying things out loud to advocate for Mariah but I do see she's between a rock and a hard place hopefully she can tell Mariah the putting the hands on someone went too far but as far as how Mariah felt about the dog and how things went she sees her side Nick comes to feelings like hey can you just flush the toilet this dude feel is so corny it was my room you didn't flush it you shouldn't have done it you you he is the definition of corny this guys is the picture of a corny ninja this is it right here I can't stand people like him just disgusting y'all didn't tell me he was going to go cornier this dude did not just try to bring up an example of slavery get him out of here I can't stand them a mirror over here looking like he's trying to hold it together the best he can and I think Silas and Preston gave up and walked away from him okay never mind Preston went to go get a snack because he back there eating or something this face that Amir is making is me about what Phil is saying this man is just word vomiting what are you talking about the look that Preston is giving is also me and Shanice and Bria I'm looking at y'all sideways right now I hope y'all only ever saw him in a club environment because if you ever had daytime conversations with this man and you still welcomed him here I'm questioning your characters and now you're trying to deflect by coming in Preston I don't like that I don't like it Alex tells Phil that he's corny as he should tell him that Phil's trying to start something with anybody that'll take it he tries to tell Nick I know you will flush it and then he's coming at Alice because Alex like I know you're trying to you want to be a comedian and somehow that set fell off want to be and he's trying to step to uh Alex right now him standing over Alex has activated Amir and I'm here for it come on Amir show him height is not an issue let's go and I guarantee you I don't even know if Phil paid his equal portion to be at this house let alone put in more where he think he can dictate where his room is going to be you're a poor planner you missed your flight you are a poor Communicator you just keep trying to find a corny dig on people you're not good at anything apparently I don't what was his title oh what did they say his title was when he first came in whatever it is it's a lie I don't believe it but yeah I'll catch y'all next episode let me know what you think talk to you later bye