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Al righty guys welcome back to the
channel my birthday is this weekend and
like many people I was feeling a little
nostalgic I've been looking back at some
of my old videos and some of my favorite
moments on the channel as well as some
of the most cringy moments specifically
the animation you're looking at right
now luckily I still have them saved on
my computer although the software has
changed over the years and I don't quite
know how to put my old background and
uniform on them nonetheless I thought it
was a good time to break him out for
another appearance in the interest of
nostalgia I put together a bit of a
highlight reel with some of my favorite
moments from past videos since it's my
birthday you'll be watching Clips
exclusively from my body camera there's
not much else to say other than thank
you for sticking with me for all of
these years you've made this little
project of mine a lot of fun I really
enjoy making these videos for you all
and it's an honor to highlight the
excellent work being done by one of the
most professional police departments in
the country so without further Ado I
hope you enjoy the video I hope you
learn something and I'll talk to you
soon okay was no naked yog appreciate it
if if you're naked I'm going to tase you
and take you to the hospital I promise
you I don't touch naked dudes no being
fun I know I am
too maybe sometimes on Thursdays okay
may Thursdays is a special thing now
we're making stries he's playing with
peeps is those yours well they was I
finger P them way to go you just ruined
them used to bite the heads off that's
all right that dope you was probably in
somebody's butthole
so you know it's
true that could be don't you say so I
think I'm pretty sure his fingers are
cleaner than that butthole that your
crack came out of uh man I'm I'm just
I'm tired number one okay yeah I stay at
the Faith Mission okay you know man and
I'm I'm
just why are you shouting I was shouting
yeah
you were like screaming and stuff in the
middle of the parking lot
there like dancing and waving your arms
oh yeah I do that is it cuz of the crack
you're smoking no I I ain't smoke no
crack why do you have a crack pipe in
your hand your other
hand hey don't go
anywhere okay where's your
shirt sorry have a good day yeah that's
a good
idea look there's my no stay here shirt
on thank you we're running away where
are you running away to from The Bu from
what one oh no no no no no no no don't
don't do that you tell me I can't
interrupt you you can't control me but I
don't work for you you work for me
actually you work for me okay well I'm
right here providing you a service right
so I'm ask I'm keeping you
safe hey
buddy hey bud wake
up hey bud hey how are
you hey it's the
police what's up
man all
right he's
alive I'll give you a coffee if you can
take a ride with me oh yeah I'll take a
ride all right man how do you like your
coffee strong
black cream well black you can't put
cream in a black coffee that doesn't
make it black anymore yeah that makes it
creamy
yeah three creams that coffee is going
to look like
me I'm feeding off of your [ __ ]
energy not my not [ __ ] Mine James I'm
feeding off your [ __ ] energy not my
[ __ ] energy J for a moment I'm good
peoples James I'm good peoples humor me
for a moment James I'm good [ __ ]
peoples y coming in here with all this
[ __ ] negative ass [ __ ]
energy that's what the [ __ ] you getting
back then you ask me [ __ ] questions
like where you what's your name it's not
a difficult question
no just relax I'd rather just put and go
naked I don't want no don't go naked
short right behind I'm going to get
shorts they this gu put your pants back
on man just get my shorts they're right
I'm going to grab them go ahead and sit
down yeah go ahead and sit down man we
just get my I'm going to get that's cool
you just want everybody to see that's
well you're the one that took that stuff
off know a [ __ ] weird now what's your
name B my Todd everybody knows me Todd I
don't know you I'm harmless I just like
to smoke [ __ ]
crack just
relax stay
down give me your hand stop
it your hand we'll talk to you in a
minute give your hands okay wait my
should [ __ ] up my [ __ ] up for real for
real for real for real BR for real for
real this I can see what happened
it's not my car B okay relax listen I
swear listen it's not my car
broen me I do give me your
hand it's not my
car it's not my car we know it's not
yours you could have just called instead
of trying to take this pH yourself is it
illegal H it's not all I'll I'll see if
I can find
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something this is my car right here got
camera to see it if it's really an
issue all right listen that that car
back there is more than 12 in from the
curb it's about to get tow un let you
move it right now all right you got
about 30
seconds yeah all right I'm going to get
my ticket B go get your keys right now
and move that car we're not trying to
shoot
man no he
doesn't nobody wants to shoot you I
promise it's too cold out for that why
is it I couldn't have been right there
already cross it and then he's he keeps
going he don't even try to stop officer
I need your insurance yeah my insurance
is right here yes I like to have them
dispatched out here I don't want to give
you my insurance I'm going to give it to
this other off I will I asked for
another you're not going to get another
officer this isn't Burger King where you
get what you want
sh I'm here can you then can you uh like
listen I'm here with you right now yeah
I'll I'll look look not like that well
you want me to pull this hair tie out no
you want me to do like there's nothing
there's nothing in your hair not like
that why would you wipe it back on me
okay there you go there's nothing there
there's nothing there I promise okay
there's something I can see very clearly
there's nothing in your hair yes there
is no there's not okay all right get in
my car shall they s you then they then
the param come yeah yeah they got to
make sure the area is safe oh okay
firefighters are afraid of this stuff I
know I'm just
kidding I don't want to tase him but I
don't want to get poo on me yeah I
know hey man did you need some help with
something oh you don't oh you look like
you were flagging us down you're like
hey come here and help
me why would you do that because all I
you don't they take me to jail oh what
do you usually do to go to jail uh smack
cars and stuffff why would you do that
that's kind of a silly thing I've been
talking to you ever since I first came
out here to the hilltop no [ __ ] when did
you start in the hotel uh 10 years ago
damn like do you remember that night
that you got mad at your girlfriend and
you punched through a window and cut
your arm I was out there for that that
was crazy man you were bleeding all over
the place she said I was bleeding down
the uh house yeah there I used to drive
by and show people that White House had
a big string of blood running down the
side green
yeah go on the
sidewalk wake up
bud hey if I said that any nicer I would
have killed you with kindness you don't
got to hit me with your flashlight if
you want me to hit me with my flashlight
I will wake up
boss okay I'm trying to help you out
here you trying to help me out but I'm
in handcuffs in the back of your car
right well it's not my car have I
committed a crime hey Brandon I'm trying
to talk to you you a yeah oh whatever
man you ain't trying to [ __ ] talk to
me I'm you you're you're an officer of
law right I sure am you follow the law
right I do why am I why am I in the back
of your car right now disorderly conduct
disorderly conduct right have I
committed a crime yes disorderly conduct
disorderly conduct is a crime yes yeah
yeah help help me I can't help you p no
but
you you can't accomp me sir accompany
you where bathroom sir where
at you can there's lots of places you go
to the bathroom what do you
mean you no oh my God I don't take money
for
that s all right come on come on what
you ready ready for
what no why are you so wet are you
sweating no silly
I people don't generally act like this
they have to pee
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have you taken something tonight no no
no it's not a crime to tell me that
you've taken something I just want to
make sure you're what happened I'm just
you're acting like you're high out of
your mind oh gosh I'm not acting sir
okay I am you are high out of your mind
yeah what did you take huh what' you
take uh nothing sir yeah it's awesome oh
this I right here with it oh this could
be part of your problem don't understand
what do you do with that I smoke my weed
out of there you don't smoke rain or
something bad ER you're with your
condition you shouldn't be doing that
stuff
man of course
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span my hair
around put por for money that all I need
is money did you go to the police
station earlier is that you got these
clothes from yeah he got and then I
[ __ ] they they started about to blow
up okay what's going on with you today
I'm just waiting on my buddy but uh I
think I drank with poison I've been
drinking a lot of poisonous water man
what drugs do you normally use I usually
do uh weed and a little bit of meth okay
it's probably the meth that's got
you
hey what's this steak getting steak no
this is not a steak these are all steak
are you stealing steaks then not
stealing
steaks give me a break
oh my God you got crack pipes falling
out all over the
place what I do every time no this is
you're full as [ __ ] I used to do that
all the time no you're that's what I do
me I am you were trying to steal
Stakes I don't have
a you're missing something there all
right get another one I don't have a
phone sorry I don't have a phone I'm not
going to don't have a phone what are you
doing
I don't think Erica is your real name
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