I am part of the American State Republic. Oh, American State Republic? Do you know that we don't have to have tags or registration anymore? Do you know that? Okay. You have a license? Yes, I do. The woman gave the officer a picture card with her name and date of birth. The card also said, "American State Citizen, The United States of America Unincorporated." >> And I just want you to know I'm traveling in my private vehicle. I am not operating in commerce. Of course. Okay. And that's why I do not need a tag or registration. Sure. I don't even have to have a driver's license. No. As soon I just got that so I haven't had a chance to address my other identification. But this is the new identification. It covers passport, driver's license, all of that. It has all the documents in there. Oh, it's all in there? >> to look at? Okay. Okay. She hands her some sort of made-up fictitious identification that's a driver's license, an ID card, a passport. If she had a fishing pole, she'd probably say it was a fishing license, too. And this officer is like, "Yeah, absolutely not." Which is the same thing that a Customs and Border Protection field officer would say if she presented this at a port at a port of entry. Absolutely not. Like this is just It It's like she lives in fantasyland. It's like identifying as a panda. Like it just You can't just make things up and because you think they're true, it's true. But if she's looking for somewhere where you can have an ID that's both a driver's license and a fishing license, Slowjamastan is the place for her. Ladies and gentlemen, the Republic of Slowjamastan is now officially a sovereign nation.