face car
car put your hands together like a
interlock Elric shoulders for
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me okay what's going on there um so
we've had this car in our parking lot
like a Bandon for a for about a week now
um well we go back there cuz I called
the toe guy to have it impounded um I go
back there because we see somebody in
the car and I go try to talk to him and
uh he's got his pants on his ankle
ankles and his uh private are exposed
okay gotcha what kind of car is he in
it's in a silver gray uh what is that
Ikea right right behind our dumpster and
he has his pants down and privates
exposed yes
how's it going man hey how doing not too
bad did I do something wrong what's that
did I do something wrong well we got a
call about a guy in a vehicle with his
pants down it was exposed I was just
changing uh uh I was out here in the um
uh the tire I got soaking wet so I just
change out my clo real fast I'm sorry
about that yeah I have my gym shorts on
I didn't I didn't I didn't you were
working on the tire yeah yeah I just
changed it the car parts are still over
there I I I haven't picked everything up
yet I was what car were you working on
this one I I was just soaking wet you
had a flat no it was a uh um caliper
okay you got ID on you man no you don't
have any ID no it's not it's not it's
not my car it's my girlfriend's car
what's that it's not my car it's my
girlfriend's car your girlfriend's car
yeah okay any weapons in the vehicle I
need to know about knives guns tasers
pepper spray anything like that no no
okay okay I'm just going to get some
information from you okay
okay what's what's your first name last
name what are you doing in the back of
the car uh I was changing I just had
changing the caliper on the front and I
was soaking
wet clothes is what he's saying but um
what's what's your data uh okay I'm just
I'm just grab my phone right here real
quick how long's your Kia been here for
bro huh yeah it's my girlfriend she she
just uh gave me the money to go get the
caliper and stuff I I I just fixed it
what are you doing out here in the back
though uh I I was changing I'm changing
I'm changing on my clothes
okay but why why would you why would you
do that back here I'm 6'3 there there's
trash all over the floor up there okay
what you do for work man I paint you
paint yeah Who you calling uh my
girlfriend just let know what's going on
okay I me
CU hey the uh cops uh uh came and
stopped me up here for uh changing in
the back seat so
um yeah um I don't know you're told me
to leave the uh key keys in the car or
what all right Matthew if if you don't
mind just just hang up on the phone for
now we can make calls after everything
want get off love
you all right
why what's
that what's your soci
Sals in here man Sals on if you don't
mind man just don't be don't be digging
through stuff right now I I understand
it's you're in shorts and stuff and it's
cold but these are Stu in wet there's a
pair of uh slides I got you you were
changing out some wet clothes you don't
want to be in wet clothes I get that
yeah we just got to make sure
everything's all right on our end okay
yeah so you paint for a living yeah okay
how long youve been doing that um for a
while yeah where you live at um right
now I'm living at a 67 what a house
apartment yeah it's a house okay is that
where your girl lives yeah you guys live
there
together no my my my my girlfriend uh
lives with her uncle in Grove City but
but um um I I just moved there uh from
um the east side from uh uh uh
2477 um I just moved out of the east
side and I just moved over here with
with with with my buddy over so your
buddy lives at 674 and you're just CR
you're crashing there for the time being
well I mean I moved in I I got my own
room and stuff how long you been living
there um I just got over there about
probably probably about 7 days ago
okay I'm nervous I I think
I I think I have a missing there warrant
so you think you have one yeah okay for
what um I uh I left
um um I didn't finished a uh a rehab I
left it early
okay you use man um no I have U mental
mental illnesses um like uh I have I'm
I'm actually uh clean since I left but I
have I have TRS um okay where I I I I
tick real bad and I pick I pick real bad
it's not it's not cuz of the drugs I
promise people think that all all the
time but that's why I was out I was just
asking if you used yeah no biggie when's
the last time you took your medication
are you on medication yeah I haven't
been taking it you haven't been when's
the last time you saw your dog uh
probably like a month
okay I need a painter man I need to get
some painting done in my house this in
my tool B right here in the this front
pocket my ID my ID and my bank cards and
stuff so you do have your ID huh do you
do have your ID why' you tell me that
man I I I I I I asked for your ID you
she didn't have it you don't got to lie
to me I I didn't I I I didn't I I I
didn't realize it was on me I'm sorry I
forgot I have my I got my ID I got my uh
my food card I got my my debit card okay
but I told you my real name so I wasn't
okay I I forgot that it was you forgot
it was in there okay well I forgot my ID
was in there I I remember my my my uh my
debit card and then my food card your
wallet's all up there yeah no it's just
in the front pocket of this blue bag
right here okay we we'll get that in a
sec I'll need to see that nothing in
this this this shit's mine just this
just this wet [ __ ] right here that I
took off right here and the blue tool
bagsin that's mine this car's been
sitting here for like uh over a week
your girlfriend's car has been sit yeah
yeah this car has been sitting here
forever you can ask the guy that's
inside you can ask the owner I I just
got here today why has Sheed why haven't
we done anything with it why you can't
just be sitting here uh I don't know she
she just she just had got the money um
today and gave it to me and I went and
got the caliper and put it on there
today all right all
right Matthew I'm going to go ahead and
I'll have you at least put your boots on
real quick and I'm have you step out
okay don't have anything in your
hands care put yeah go ahe put those
on are so
what Miss Warr you got a couple man all
right how to grow the city City yep yep
so go ahead and put that blanket down
over there let going have you step out
and your face away from me okay go ahead
and put the phone down we'll get
everything you need yep
car put your hands together like a
interlock relax your shoulders for
me I'll tell you a minute we'll I'll get
you in my car and I'll explain
everything to you okay all
right Sor is that too tight is there
anything in the car you need us to get
out we're just going to I don't only
thing the top pocket the top pocket
there two bag is my uh deit card uh ID
that's what you need yeah that's the
only thing that's the only thing that's
mine this car's been sitting here
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for tight on
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you