Some officers are just allergic to the US Constitution, so when these two showed up for a guy exercising his first amendment, out came the wild demands. But when the police captain himself arrived on scene, everybody was in for a huge surprise. Do you have an ID, sir? Uh, yeah, I do. Can I see that, please? Certainly. No, yeah. No, your your real ID. Yeah, this is. I'm Billy Buttcrap. >> Your real ID. Oh, you need the real one? Yep. >> Here you go. I got some ID right here. Time to go. Let's go. You need to leave. Excuse me. What crime did I do? I'm here to get papers. >> Didn't you already get your papers? >> I think you need to slow your roll right now. >> Slow my roll? >> Yeah. You're the deputy mayor. What did I do wrong? This ain't Russia. You can't just make up rules yourself. >> What's so funny? >> Little boy. >> Why can't you just respect our rights? >> Have you violated someone's rights? Of course you have, but guess what? You ain't going to violate mine without repercussions. >> Did you trespass? >> Are you really that low IQ? This is America. Trespassing isn't in the Bill of Rights in the Constitution. >> Anything that's open to the public, if you want to go in, then go ahead and do it. Well, there we go. Hey, sergeant, maybe you'll learn one day. Maybe you will, too, young man. Walk of shame, gentlemen.