of the crazy give me that and I'll sign it step out we're beyond that step out ridiculous what way you want me left right and outrageous suspects officers encounter on a daily basis none of them prove to be quite as difficult to deal with as the infamous Karen as it would turn out Karens make as little sense interacting with police as they do with normal people and sometimes even less that I would piss on if you were on fire I smell an order of alcohol on your breath no that's my piss that's your piss I'm pissing on you okay guess what what you're the worst part of the society you think I don't think so here are six police encounters with some of the lowest IQ Karens imaginable after hitting her ex-husband with her car on June the 9th 20122 police were called to arrest 46-year-old Shawn Malaki the incident occurred occurred at a country club in Aurora Illinois where after sha immediately left the scene and drove back to her home in the nearby city of Hinsdale Tage County quickly contacted the Hinsdale police department and by the time sha pulled into her driveway a short while later police were already outside waiting for her the suspect pulled past the offices and straight into a garage where she remained inside the vehicle with her two children hey step out of the car right now get out of the car ma we'll talk about everything but get out of the car yep 20x day we're in the garage she closing man step out excuse me excuse no excuse me get your hands off of me step out the car right now get your hands off of me stop I told you you under arrest get out the car why cuz you have a warrant and you're wanted for domestic battery yes you are excuse me I just sent a message and I am excuse me excuse me get out of the car right now no you're obstructing right now you understand you're obstructing I'm not going to tell you again another officer rushes over and helps remove sha from the vehicle she doesn't let up on finding the men and it takes both of them to successfully cuff her if the officers had taken a glance back inside her car they might have noticed the bottles of alcohol that lay open and partially consumed in the front seat but it wouldn't matter one bit to her since she has the ultimate trump card all right you just stand your KNE my attorney has filed a motion to question way to this they're attorneys not magicians they can't just make an attempted murder disappear the greatest hope a lawyer would have is if there's insufficient evidence to connect sha to the crime but seeing as she committed it outside in broad daylight in front of multiple Witnesses and a living victim the chances of that are slim to none her only concern now should be not adding more charges onto her rap sheet by doing anything stupid you hit us you do anything stupid towards us we're any chares on if you hit us or anything let's go you've already hit me I didn't hit you I asked you out the car I told you you under arrest now you got a whole show for your neighbors here what are the chances of the officers getting out of this one on Skate you are a dick my children don't have anybody at home right now you're going to put my kids alone in danger I need to call my attorney I'm not getting in that car until I call my attorney I'm calling my no I'm calling my attorney it's not going to happen no I'm calling my attorney now my children are home alone you an order in the car are home alone my children are home alone you are a shitty human being that's messed up you you throw somebody down in front of their children what the it's wrong sit down I told you f you you piece of [ __ ] you know what you are the piece of dirt that I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire I SM order of alcohol on your breath no that's my piss that's your piss I'm pissing on you extremely clever come back aside the officer isn't just trying to insult her in fact Witnesses of the HD and run reported that sha was swerving and driving erratically away from the scene with her two children in the car enough for onlookers to be concerned for the safety of the young Passengers The Unthinkable decision to risk the lives of her own children is not only very foolish but also a very serious felony hey I didn't tell you get out of the car stop do you have your phone on you don't touch me do you have your phone on you get your [ __ ] hands off me where's your phone do not where's your phone out do not touch me did I ever say do you [ __ ] do not touch me get his [ __ ] hands off me get your [ __ ] hands off me cool out if you keep resisting I'm charge you with that if you know what I'm going to charge you with putting your [ __ ] dirty ass hands on me stop moving let take off your watch you you don't get to touch me you are a disgusting piece of [ __ ] though she didn't get to take a chunk out of the office's hand she did manage to get herself another charge for no apparent reason she can look forward to adding aggravated assault to a record you're going to get charged with obstructing get in touches me again in the car Sean get your hands off he's not even touching you get in the car I'm not touching you no he's touched me get in the car he's touched me way more times than appropriate Sean get in the no do you know what he's done stop kicking us I'm going to kick you right in the Shan was transported to the police station where she refused to submit to a breathalyzer test which is also against the law she was booked for her third aggravated DUI as well as resisting or obstructing an officer aggravated assault on an officer and having open containers of alcohol in her vehicle while Shawn would only get as far as threatening to pee on the officer the next suspect would put some action behind her words I got a here just wait who just wait it's my right don't leaving officers with a big mess to clean up and probably a few mental scars it all went down after Columbus Ohio police had just returned to the police station with their most recent ariste when you called in did you say you were dressed like a leopard or a leprechaun I said I was a leprechaun I was a leprechaun they said a leprechaun that's what they told us our alleged leprechaun was found with an open container of alcohol and an iron wrench hidden inside her shirt what were you drinking tonight what I poured out wasn't you the one that was on duty yep what I P it out dog I don't know I didn't see it I didn't pay attention well the didn't pay the didn't pay attention so was it Ste Reserve doesn't matter don't matter P attention should attention I didn't charge you with it I didn't careth you're Authority you should have PID atten guess you want to be a boss where he got where what you want me left right front backwards with your face the Box the officer locks away his service weapons then escorts the suspect to another room where he asks her to sit and wait for his return but there's a problem well piss on floor cuz I got to piss dog you got to wait I got to piss it piss and piss on this floor only a female can don't don't I am a female [ __ ] only a female can help you we can't take okay I'm telling you I got to beat this right now okay well as soon as we get your picture we've been arguing for how how long about the goddamn vir now maybe you piss you goddamn TR not allowed sit down the officer agrees to take her picture immediately so they can leave and takes her to the next room for the photo but the suspect still isn't satisfied with how quickly things are going so when she starts lifting her pants leg Panic ensues you're hilarious put your toes in the red line the faster you do it the faster we can leave no don't don't pee in here don't do it do not pee in here stop in here stop no stop I told you I had piss we get your picture St h l pissing stop stop dear please hold up you said on the red line right let me get that red line red line for yall right nigers let me get that red line for your white ear why are you acting like a I told you I'm a goddamn Jesus now clean that [ __ ] up rightfully and put me in protective custom okay just stand stop just st stop what's up ma'am how you doing yay should we just leave I'm not sure so we just leave this ugly ass [ __ ] we can all agree that there are some situations that you just have to walk away from and this low IQ Karen here um under Ohio state law you can only pull me over for Tex if there is another offense in give me a ticket well there one such example where just walking away really is the best exit strategy an Ohio officer initiated this traffic stop after he saw the suspect texting while operating her vehicle she hands over her license and registration without incident but when the officer returns from his patrol car with a ticket Karen decides to give him a quick lesson on the law uh my husband is send it to me um may I ask what else you're the um nothing ma'am Okay so so then am I getting a citation yes ma'am um under Ohio state law you can only pull me over for texting if there is another offense and give me a well I've done this 20 years and you're wrong we'd certainly like to know where the driver got that information from prior to its most recent Revision in early 2023 Ohio Revised Code section 4511.202 still made it very much illegal to use a smartphone to type send or read an email or text message while operating a vehicle much like most other places in the country it's also a primary offense meaning that the office actually doesn't need to witness another crime taking place in order to intervene you're lucky I didn't have my pepper spray on me you scared the ever living [ __ ] out of me as a woman you would not if you weren't going through emails you would probably be more Ober I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] I'm telling you as a woman MH I'm actually shaking right now because you scared the ever living [ __ ] out of me I've made over 7,000 traffic stops and I've never pepper sprayed but you I understand that sir but I'm telling you as a woman mhm you made me feel unsafe okay I'm a public safety official I understand that but I please listen to what I am saying as a Public Employee I am letting you know as somebody who pays who is a person who pays your salary sir please no I'm no longer going to listen to you I'm no longer going to listen to you I'm going to give you your driver's license back what you are being SED with is with is texting while driving I gave you a copy of the law you're going to have three options your first option it's going to be right here ma'am it's it's at the bottom of your citation no ma'am you will all I have to do is provided to you it's on the bottom of your citation so you're going to have three separate options I won't give you your options then I need your signature your signature is not an admission of guilt but I need do your signature because it is arrestable offense if you do not Karen's shortlived Power Trip comes to an end with a hefty ticket for texting and driving perhaps in the future she'll approach her interactions with law enforcement a little more modestly I can't believe that you won't even listen no as soon as you said I pay your salary we're done but sir I'm trying to tell you so that you can do your job better I've done my job 20 years and I'm protecting the public from you reading your emails while you drive your car well that existed for 20 years trying to boss around a police officer is never a smart move neither is choosing to ignore the officer who's trying to give you a ticket no I'm not step out no step out I'm giving you a law order step out our 65-year-old suspect is about to learn that the hard way on July the 16th 2019 a cashian Oklahoma officer performed a traffic stop on a vehicle with its tail lights out an encounter which should have been a very quick and simple citation what did Issue you for a defective equipment it's $80 you have till September 16th to take care of this uh get you to sign there with the x is so you don't even give a warning for this you've been driving around for 6 months like that but the suspect Deborah HL didn't believe that she had a reason to receive a ticket sign there please well I don't want to sign it cuz I don't want to do $80 you don't want to sign it no because I don't think that I deserve to pay $80 for something that is fixable and I can fix it that's you want goad and step out of the car why cuz you're under arrest step out not step out of the vehicle no I'm not step out no step out I'm giving you a lawful order step out you be fair with me and I'll be fair with you step out no you're under arrest no I'm not I'm placing you under arrest step out you are fullish cuz you're not placing me under no Dam am arest step out no I'm not 30 303 do not do not take off shut up and give me that and I'll sign it step out we're beyond that step out OCC is going to be we're going to be pulling into the D Oil [Music] facility it's unclear EX exactly what she was hoping to achieve by making the officer chase her down but all she accomplished is making her situation a lot worse see her [Applause] ass get out of the car get out of the car get out of the car do that to me get out of the car get out of the car get out of the car get out of the car I am not you better leave [Music] me put your hands behind your back leave me alone put your hands behind your back no no [Applause] [Music] leave put your hands behind your back Deborah was arrested and charged with resisting obstructing eluding operating a vehicle with defective equipment and assault and battery on a police officer she was fined $200 120 more than she would have otherwise paid and given a deferred sentence of 4 years Deborah isn't the only one who apparently doesn't know that refusing to sign a ticket is an arrestable offense but after ending up on the ground res this Karen thinks turning on the Waterworks will get her out of the situation we'll see how well that works out for her on August the 9th 2020 officers of the Atlanta Police Department approached a couple parked in Shady Valley Park there were indications that the pair were from out of town and didn't know that the park was closed but the officer proceeded to write each of them a ticket for being in the Park after hours the male suspect reluctantly signed his ticket while his girlfriend repeatedly asked for the officer's name and badge number what's the badge number I gave it to you two times man okay I'm asking again and I'm not giving it to you okay are you going to sign it no because I want your badge number that's fine the officer tosses his ticket book inside his patrol car and when he returns he orders the suspect to put her hands behind her back I asked you to sign a ticket you told me you're not signing it sir put your hands behind back asking you a question I'm letting you know I'm not going to ask you again I'm going to forcefully put your hands behind your back sorry at the very most the suspect was facing nothing more than a relatively light fine but by the time she wises up and realizes she was better off signing the ticket the officer is closed for negotiation I'm not saying that I'm refusing to sign the ticket I'm going to sign the ticket you don't have op now because I'm but I'm going to sign the ticket Mr book I'm going to sign the ticket I'm going to sign the ticket no I'm not here to play games I know but I'm going to put your hands behind you Mr I'm going to your hands behind you can you please tell me why I'm being arrested oh my God I'm so s my God please in the name of Jesus please God in the name why am I being arrested Mr books I'm going to sign a ticket the suspect continues to resist and give the officers a hard time and only relents when she's finally threatened with a tasing put your hands you tell me why I'm being arrested I have the right I have the right to know oh my God put your hands behind your back stop resisting stop resisting why you pulling it out put your hands behind your back put your hands behind your back oh my God come on Sir this is unnecessary the suspect continues to resist and hide her arm from the officer prompting even more officers to come over and help restrain her please go I've been arrested y [Applause] hurting after struggling with her for a few more minutes the officers are able to successfully get the cuffs on and take her to the patrol car oh my it can I have my phone pleas she was taken to the Atlanta City jail and released shortly after she would go on to claim that excessive force was used by the officers but an internal investigation eventually concluded that the officers acted appropriately the last suspect should just thank her stars that she didn't get the pleasure of being tasered the next Karen wouldn't be so lucky however after needlessly escalating a situation with a sheriff's deputy when accused of stealing from a public Me Seal nothing then show me your receipt I will not show me your receipt I won't the situation could have been as cut and dry as her showing the office of her receipt to prove she didn't steal the items but the suspect to Wanda crra was adamant steal don't steal all they want to do is not have you here I don't steal okay then show re I won't do that they didn't see you go through a register that's won they go through all the register and ask the people if they see me ma'am I let's come on let's walk back in there where's your receipt come on let's walk back let's walk back in there bring your receipt let's walk back in there rece let's walk back let's walk back in there show me your receipt no no cuz that's no I'm not going to I'm not letting you go back in the store is that you receed from today it is but I'm not showing cuz I ain't got no I y'all don't can't make me show nothing if she's willing to go through the trouble of going back into the store and talking to everyone who could have seen her it doesn't track logically why she wouldn't take the more convenient route of Simply showing her receipt to the officer well then you going to have to take me to jail okay step out of the car I'm not steing out no car okay you got kid you all these kids in here you left in here by yourself do you want me to push this further when you went in the store they they're not little kids oh they are little kids you're going to go to jail no I'm not you're going to go to jail yes you are I'm not give me your receipt I'm not giving you my receipt no I'm not no I'm not in true Karen fashion she continues to exercise her non existent choice of whether to be arrested or not unfortunately for her her decision isn't going to stop the officer from doing his job I'm going to t you right here right now I'm going to Tas you right now me get out of the car get out of the car get out of the car you're under arrest you're under arrest I'm under arrest for what get out of the car I'm under arrest for What Turn Around call your mom turn around right now what arrest for turn around right now for not cooperating cooperating around I didn't steal t you right now get down on the ground get down on the ground right now get down on the ground put your hand behind your back right now to Wanda was transported to the local police station where she was held for 24 hours the worst part is that the officer was able to find her receipt proving how pointless the confrontation truly was she attempted to sue Publix for $50,000 but the case was dismissed months later