I went once to Kentucky. I went to
Missouri and Illinois.
We know the twist fairly well. City 17.
I'm 23 at Sallyport. Leave everything.
The [ __ ] I've got beginning and ending
mileage when you're ready. I didn't do
anything you said. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Again.
Beginning mileage 66 625. 66 625. Oh
[ __ ] Ending is 66 626. 66 626.
All right. Out the car. Let's go. Hold
on. I don't have my pants all the way
on.
I can get them by myself. Well, okay.
We'll do that then. Hold on. [ __ ] Okay.
Ow. I'm incompetent. Okay. Well, let's
be incompetent and walk in the [ __ ]
door. Yes, sir.
Oh man. Again. Again. Where's my
How the [ __ ] am I supposed to know? I
don't know. I'm incompetent. I heard I'm
in juvenile hall. This ain't juvenile
hall. I know it's jail. I made it this
time. My mom did it. Well, keep walking.
Thank you, sir.
What?
Yes, sir. Come up here. Yes, sir.
What the [ __ ]
Ow. Don't hurt me that bad. Okay, I'll
report. Thank you. Ow.
[ __ ] You know how bad this [ __ ] [ __ ]
hurts? I didn't think so. Don't do [ __ ]
to go to I didn't think
so. What? Better act right. I'm only
signing my hand. Here's my autograph.
And no one can see it except me. So what
are we doing now? You're going to have
to see it in here. Okay, I'll strip all
my clothes down like this. No, you're
not. Where do I go now? In the door
right behind you. Look, it's only pants
and that. So good job. Now what? Strip
it down. Oh, damn. I ain't going that.
I'm a
cop. I'm not adopted. I'll get
myself a thing. Thank God.
Keep your clothes on. What?
I'm the complicated phone call.
One phone call. The only one. That's it.
About to drop my