So, we're blind ranking the best to the worst things that people can say in court to a judge. >> This is all a misunderstanding. Let me explain. >> I would say that's number three. I don't think that's a terrible thing to say, but you know, it's not the best thing you can say either. >> That's not fair, Your Honor, is probably number four. You don't want to say that to the judge, even if you think it in your mind. >> I can't afford a lawyer, but I don't want a public defender. >> I'd say that's number two. There's nothing wrong with you telling a judge that. >> Yes, ma'am. I understand. >> Oh, that's number one. I like that. >> That's the only thing you should say to a judge is yes, sir, or yes, ma'am, or no, ma'am, or no, sir. >> I want to represent myself. >> I would say that's number five. That's the worst thing, in my opinion, that you can say in an open courtroom. You might know some of these things from watching TV, but you don't know enough to represent yourself.