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i'm watching you drive
all the way up the street with your head
buried in the phone all the way up the
street
no it was not okay you know what i'm
gonna go ahead and pull you over
i have it on my camera i have everything
and
i mean and don't tell me you're
on on directions no i'm not i'm
directions
you're going to get pulled over i'm
going to pull over into the bp lot
pull up next to the uh behind that yes
ma'am
nothing else to do in your damn day do
you
i don't want to be killed by you ma'am
pull over into the pull over into the bp
lot just call me a douchebag
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stay in your car stay in your car
thirty-one
henderson lying with robert
i need your license registration
insurance can you please put your feet
in and close the door
because it's for my safety and your
safety well you see my hands at all
times is this against the lorry there am
i not letting
your license registration insurance man
you're willing to text with your
daughter in the back seat dude i'm not
texting you we're typing and you look
there's a picture there and you're
typing under with a green text bubble
i'm not comments on
comments on a picture this is a little
thing
you know what maybe so i use
this little thing yeah i don't need your
insurance i'll pull it i'll pull it up
man
you are going to be issued a citation
like this
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excuse me is this part of the law and
part of getting pulled over i'll tell
you what
is it i'm just asking because you're
being pretty forceful about it and i
would like to know
the truth is that a long time there's
your drive there's your driver's license
what you're being excited for is texting
while driving today
i'm going to give you a copy of the law
today you're not gonna answer my
question about the law
what is your question again is this
illegal to have my door open
it depends on my my feeling of the
safety and you've been very aggressive
for absolutely no reason
your small child is dependent on you
and their life is in danger their life
is in danger because of what you're
doing
you're endangering all our lives today
and that's why
nine o'clock in the morning and i would
love to play this for the judge this
would be absolutely outstanding this
will be entertaining for the judge you
can go on the 19th at nine o'clock in
the morning
this address courtroom 1b to plead not
guilty in front of a judge
sure your second option you can actually
pay for it in person downtown
making us all unsafe on the road i'll
tell you what you know what
are you going to stop the traffic i'm
going to go ahead and give you a copy of
the law today
i don't even need you to sign this i'll
go ahead and say
don't do that in my car please excuse me
that's my property
do not do this on my property unwilling
do you have any questions for me today
man
plenty of questions there you go are you
going to stop the traffic so i can take
your weight
out of here not a chance why do you have
any other questions
you know have a great day you know my
daughter
well at least she's alive today because
because of me
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i'm a douchebag your honor i'm a
douchebag
what's that she was still texting and
driving with you yeah i know
yeah i know she's still texting
and i'm the douche bag and she's got a
she's got about a two-year-old in the
back seat that she's won
yeah yeah
great take care guys
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