I I can't [ __ ] stand him. Sheing came at me and I the guys in the apartment. It was just a regular night in Florida. Until it wasn't. A guy's ex and his new girl crossed paths in the street and things got loud fast. And when the cops arrived to deescalate the situation, the ex wasn't done yet. [Applause] I'm good. I'm good. Hey. Hey. What's going on? Can I please stop? That's my ex. My I I need to calm down. Stay here. This your phone. Do you know whose phone is? Yes. May I please talk to you in private? Talk right here. [ __ ] dick. Come here. Which one? My dad's in a permanent temp. He's a [ __ ] danger. I want to talk to a cop. I want to talk right here. That is my ex. I was walking. Look, you can look up You can look up her police report. She already keyed my car last night. There's a police report for it. I already filed a police report. I was leaving. She attacked me and my my girlfriend. for it. They just checked it. They tapped in. I understand. I did not touch her. I did not hit her. I did not assault her or anything. Her dad already knows. I can call her dad right now. No, I'm taking it seriously. I have no idea. I was training her against her. Look, we don't deal with a restraining order. If you're going to shout at me, I'm not going to listen. No. I'm trying to tell you we don't deal with restraining orders. That's something you have to do at the court. Not shouting that you need a restraining order. It's not something I do. I know. I mean, I must respect this. I push her away. You can look. There's a restraining order. There's Oh my god. I'll call her dad right now. There's already a charge against her. She keeps my car last night. My dad's shirt 911. He's a major. He's a Department of Defense agent. Like he he pays for everything for me. Like I I can't stand him. Who are you here with? I'm here. My ex-girlfriend. We were here. Just kidding. Drink's coming. So you you came here with her? No, not her. Not her. Not her. I'll call her dad right now. I will call her dad right now. I will clearly call her dad right now. She apparently came at me. I would never I would never assault somebody with bad. I I know everything. And I would never do that. She came at me. Sheing came at me and I came in a [ __ ] back cuz I I have a personal trainer. Okay. I I would never. But like I have a personal trainer. I'm sorry, but I've been in military school and no one's going to [ __ ] with me. So she's the one that you She came at me first. Yes. I I act in the self. So can you tell us exactly what happened here? Yeah. I saw downtown. I was like, "Oh, hey." He asked me to pick him up downtown last night cuz he had police officers. Okay, I'm sorry. I won't I won't play officer. We're here. We're here to help. He asked me to pick him up downtown last night. I Yes. And I picked him up. He said he was going to go to jail. He said the cops were here. I picked them up downtown last night. There's four four police officers here. They were on the phone with me. They told me to get him. If he wasn't if I wasn't going to get him, he was going to jail. And I picked him up because I know him. He lives with my brother. What happened tonight? Nothing happened. I saw him and like his girl saw me last night at his place. What happened tonight? She saw me and she came at me and she's like gone in my face and she still [ __ ] like went like this. Okay. Hey, stop listening to her and talk to this officer. Hey, I know my lawyer. I know my rights. You can laugh, but I Why you talk to us about your rights? Touch. I'll call her dad right now. I'll call her dad right now. What is calling her dad going to do? I'll call her dad. We don't need to talk to her again. Her dad already sent me $2,000 to fix her [ __ ] car. That's We're not worried about that right now. Okay. So, what did I do wrong? That's what we're trying to figure out what happened. Am I detained? No. So, I can leave. If I'm not detained, can I leave? No one is No one's detained. We're just trying to figure out. If I'm detained, can I leave? I already answered that question. Yes or no? Yes, I am detained. No, you're not detained. So, I can't leave. No, just wait here. Hey, come here. Get the test. Yes, cuz you're having you've been involved in something, right? What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? I haven't said you've done anything wrong. You've been involved in something, right? You have blood on you, so you're not going anywhere right now. I'll do anything you want. If you haven't done anything wrong, you'll be good to go. But right now, you can't leave. Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it. Start by just explaining what happened. Start to finish what happened. We were walking home. As we towards our Uber, she attacked me. She wants You know what? No, I'm going to call her dad right now. What do you mean by attack? Starting to hit me physically assault. No, I'm not good. Yeah, you went wrong, please. No, I'm not involved at all. Can you please respect Can you stay over here? Can you please stay over here? Can you please stay over here? You can talk to him when we're done. I'm not respect to him when we're done. He's with me. I understand. But right now, I did not attack her. I did not assault her. I did nothing wrong. Continue your story. What happened? Start and finish. We were walking and she assaulted me cuz she is my ex and she is in her boundaries. What did she do last night? She I don't care what happened last night. I want to know what happened. The back story. She I don't care about the back story. I want to know what she did to assault you. Yeah. I was walking with my girl and him and that's all. Sorry. It's all of me. That's all. I didn't touch her. I did not assault her. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear on everything I did not touch her. I know my rights and I know what I did. I know what I did not do. I swear to God. We were going home. I think he deserves nothing. So, are you looking to press charges or what are you trying to do? What's he trying to do? Cuz I willing press charges. I will bring him to court. Like my family knows lawyers. Like I will bring him to [ __ ] court. Are you trying to press charges for the charges? I don't want any charges. I don't want any lawyers. I don't want any criminal offense. I just want him out of my life and I tried for He started. She started. She did. She did. He was in the middle of it. You called it the separate girl that he was kind of more of like a separator. Trying to get it apart. Yes. Yeah. He's got the other girl took the other girl for sure. I'm calling her dad. I'm calling her dad. Where are you going? My dad's coming to pick me up. Your dad. Hey, stop talking to her. All right. My dad won't [ __ ] come here and stand in front of you. Yeah. Let's see him talk. My lawyers are yours. No, I'm good. I keep my mouth shut. I'm keep I need I do not She's mad cuz she got caught key in my car. I have an eyewitness. I have a key to my car. Can you just go stand over by the doors over there? Thank you. So your daughter decided to attack me downtown and now step over here for me. I'm set aside. I'm with four cops right now and they're trying to arrest me right now. She attacked me and I have I have witnesses as a person and I will see the [ __ ] on the person. So I'm Hey, I'm going to allow you to talk to the cops before I press I will allow you to talk to before I press. You have your ID on you? Yeah, I do. I don't I don't need to talk. They don't want to talk to you. They don't want to talk. She attacks me. She attacks me and there's cameras cuz I will pull cameras with my I'm done with this [ __ ] Get her away from me. I'm going right here. No, we're going back over that way where we were. We're going back over here. That way, please. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. All right. Come on. [Applause] Oh, she just shoved the cop. So, yeah. Witness. Daniel, you want to go with him? You good? Yeah. All right. Will you stop? Stop. Stop. [ __ ] with me. [ __ ] get fired. You a status. No, you don't. Coward. You [ __ ] coward. So loud. [ __ ] No. You [ __ ] [ __ ] crazy. You [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] 1908. Dispatch, can we get a female over here by pineapple, man? You [ __ ] ISIS. You [ __ ] You [ __ ] You act like you know who my [ __ ] dad in my [ __ ] country is. No, you don't. No. No. You have no idea where my family 54. We need a female for search. You [ __ ] insane and pineapple pricks. You guys have no insecurity. Your butt must be so [ __ ] small. Your [ __ ] dicks must be [ __ ] insecured into your [ __ ] stomach. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. You have no idea what the [ __ ] relax. Stop. You're just making it worse. Cut it out. Yeah. All of you. Hold on. Is she going to jail? Yeah, she going to jail. She punched a car. Where's she going to? Hold on. Where's she going? She's going to jail tonight. Not by my decision. Not by my decision. Where's she going? County. County jail. She's going to county jail. Not by my decision. I swear to God, this is not by my decision. You can hang up on me. See, he witnessed this. What exactly? What exactly happened? You were just walking along and she just We were walking. I was walking my girlfriend home right there and his girlfriend were wrong. She attacked me. I What do you mean by attack? We're going to snap a couple pictures of your face real quick. [Music] Where on your face did you get I don't think I got attacked on my face. like red marks on your phone anywhere else. I don't want to press charges. I don't want her to get put in jail. She's going to jail anyway. Can we please not put her in jail? She shut the She's going to jail. She made that decision. Separated two years. Is there any way we can How long? We were uh almost 5 years now. We dated her for 5 years. Separated almost for 2021. We've talked a little bit. Nothing more than that. Like, is there any way we can press charges? Look, I love her. I don't want to press charges. Please. Is there any way we can press charges? Is there any way we can press charges? You should pressing charges. I don't want to. I don't I don't want to. He's changed his mind. Like, but she battered a cop, so she is going to jail for a felony. Yeah. No, that's that's the end of that one. But she also can't be hit. I'm okay with that. It's like $60 for an Uber. I'm not I'm not trying to be that guy, but we have an Uber out of here and it's like $60. I'll call another one. It's not about the money. Let's figure this out. I have our number. Let's figure this out before the money. Yo, it's not Let's figure this out before we answer the question. It all started as the one girl that was speaking to us. She already played. Honestly, I swear to God, it happened within a half a second. Me and him were walking. I pro like we're walking this way. We're trying to go home. We got our Uber. Like, we're trying to go home. The Ubers are not expensive right now. And shit's canled. Like, we're [ __ ] She's walking this way. Not a word was said. She attacked him. And And like I said, like this is my buddy. I I So, did he defend himself? No, he didn't do [ __ ] He was like, "What the fuck?" But she got bloody. I don't know. I have no, like I said, as soon he can even tell you right now, I'm shooken up. Like, as soon as that [ __ ] happened, I got as far away as I could. I don't like Sam. What's your name? I can talk to you. Okay. Do you have anything on me? I don't want to reveal you to any of these officers. Okay. It's better if you're cooperative. Okay. Going to go over your head. Okay. Is she in a fight? Yeah. Okay. Her her nose is bleeding. You good? Afterward. I'll get you out of hand so get the good. Yeah. Yeah. Is there any pockets in this? No. Okay. ID might be in there. I'm not sure if you got Did you get a 14 yet? No, I didn't get [ __ ] [ __ ] I just don't know what you want me to do cuz you're not telling me what to do. Like it's placing it with your other one. Move my other arm. [ __ ] move my other arm, [ __ ] I've been nothing but nice to you. I know you nothing but nice to me, but you're putting me in handcuffs, so I'm pretty [ __ ] mad. Come in here. [ __ ] So, expect me to be [ __ ] mad. [ __ ] wrote that [ __ ] in the face. Okay. Where is she at? Where's the girl that insulted me? Is she? Yeah. Are you sure? Like 100. Are you 100% positive? Are any of you 100% positive that the girl that hit me in is in the cop car right now? [ __ ] pigs. Just go disoriently and talk sunshine. United States is a [ __ ] [ __ ] country. And why no one [ __ ] car? Like I don't I don't get it. I don't really get it. [ __ ] you all. [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] What's up? Literally 20. I hope you get to [ __ ] graduate college algebra cuz you can't even figure out what 9 + x + 20 is. 198 narcissistic logical [ __ ] abusive liar. That's why [ __ ] rapists don't go to jail. You want me just to give you a call when I get cleared up? Who Who am I sending the Who's going to approve the PCA? The on duty sergeant. Just do central. Just give whoever [ __ ] fine. I am going to You're going to my [ __ ] wife that I cheat on. Yes. Yeah, I'm sure you going to your wife that has kids that you [ __ ] [ __ ] keep your camera on and unmuted on you. where you're [ __ ] going right now. I don't understand. I hate you. 1981 dispatch 97 at the jail. Ending mileage 0.9. Act like I was going to [ __ ] burn. Just hold tight for me. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Can you please get my dad here? You'll be able to call him when you get in there. Okay. I don't know if my heart they'll let you go in your phone and and get the number. Okay. Do you have your phone with you? No. All right. Can you go ahead and get out for me? We're going to walk right over to this door. This door over here. Go ahead. Just uh have a seat on the bench for me. I'm not going into jail, am I? You are. 1994. Go ahead and have a seat on the bench for me. Questions or fingerprints? We're both fingerprints. All right, let's get fingerprints first. That's going to be your sit down. Please. Yes, ma'am. Go ahead and sit down for me. I can help you. She was charged with disorderly intoxication for causing a scene while drunk in public. Several months later, she was arrested again.