where
there's lots of places you go to the
bathroom what do you mean
you go no oh my gosh i don't take money
for that
thank you frank all right come on
come on ready for what
no why are you so wet are you sweating
no silly
people don't generally act like this
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have you taken something tonight no no
no no no no no
tell me that you've taken something i
just want to make sure what happened i'm
just you're acting like you're high out
of your mind
gosh i'm not acting sir okay i am
you are high out of your mind yeah what
did you take
huh what'd you take oh nothing sir
what's got you what's got you being so
goofy
so what what's got your feet yeah um
did you use a little bit of meth today
or is it just crack
personally yeah no sir
okay well you're i realize that you do
have to pee
but this isn't what people act like when
they have to pee
yeah please have it have it have it have
it
sir have what have it what
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you want me to take the ef so you can go
to the bathroom you don't have a
bathroom
well i can probably get you in there
where are you going
do you want me to take you there so you
can go pee and you stop freaking out
do you want me to get a medic for you oh
no no sir that's crazy
okay wow go ahead and slide in here oh
wow oh
oh my god hop in so i can take you there
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oh
put your leg in
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oh
is
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a lot of confidence
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oh
please
this way
hang on come on
don't do this turn this way thank you
buddy
come on oh we'll probably see in a
little while
can you at least like hold my arm no
we're going to hold on like this
i know but you're acting really weird oh
this isn't fair
i only have underwear on all right this
isn't fair what's your name
we're gonna go back to you again okay
all right okay have a seat but i don't
have to go all the way interesting yes
you do why
wait am i being detained you are
definitely being detained why
because you're acting crazy no but you
guys picked me up
i know i did but i'm doing this for your
own safety because you're not acting
normal
no i'm not sure it's okay just tell me
tell me you know that i got chased
okay tell me what you took tonight i
didn't take anything
so what'd you take yesterday or earlier
nothing sir
what drugs do you normally use i don't
normally use drugs sir
back in the day i played sports
sports and i got into an injury
and that's it pretty set that's it
do you have any mental problems you know
okay when's the last time you were at
the hospital for treatment for anything
today you were at the hospital today
i was in i'm in treatment sir treatment
for what
drugging alcohol okay what drugs do you
normally use
i don't normally use what drugs are you
getting treatment for
opiates opiates okay
what's why are you acting so crazy
tonight oh man
because you're not acting like my ocd
okay i have this cough sir
okay well let's get to the hospital oh
sir i don't want to go to the hospital
what hospital were you at they scared me
i wasn't in them you said you were in
the hospital today for treatment
okay here's the scoop i was at
uh what's it called a mat
okay that's it well
listen you're not you're not acting like
somebody who is sober okay
because i'm not technically if you're
not sober what are you on
i'm not driving so i'm i can't be
arrested
well you can't it's disorderly conduct
you're not allowed to be out
you're not allowed to be out on the
street actually the way you're acting
i'm not acting
it's your behavior oh my gosh but i was
totally fine until you set me up
you weren't you were rolling around on
the ground when right before i picked
you up
oh no sir
oh my goodness so what is making you
behave in this
you know what is what um police officers
okay that's all i can think of
well you're acting like this before the
police got involved i promise oh
yeah cause i saw you me and my
girlfriend that's
our business okay she decided to be a
stupid head
uh-huh where do you live i
live in china winchester canal
winchester
you're a long ways away from canada
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because
okay go ahead and put your feet i'm
gonna shut the door for a second
i need you to um no i said i'm hot
i'm gonna turn the air conditioning on
okay
okay what happened to the ac it's on
my car hang on i'm so i can open this up
has got to be started first the car is
started
there's no way yep
there this thing this window won't open
up
we'll get to the hospital and we'll get
you cool down here you go no i can't i'm
not
going to the hospital sir yeah i think
you are no reason
the reason is you're acting all crazy
what that's not a good
reason it is a good reason because i i
think you're under
the influence of some kind of drug i'm
under the influence of
jesus christ our savior that's it
that's it okay
i can't breathe i'll cut the windows
oh my gosh this is so crazy listen we'll
go to the hospital
they'll check you out if they want to
let you go they'll let you go
no why because hospitals don't move like
that
because oh my gosh you're wasting your
time
you're making me lose all my clothes
oh my god
why would you do that to me
all i had was in that bag
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do you know what's in there oh my god
that's my grandfather's wedding drink is
in there on my necklace
please turn around uh less than ten
minutes
please turn around i think you're going
to the er entrance
sir please sir please turn around
please turn around
that's all i have that's all i have of
my grandmother
thank you oh my god oh gary right
when he finds out
he's gonna take my life
what does it matter i'm crazy
it does sound a little crazy do you know
what sounds crazier
what is that it's gonna happen and
there's nothing i can do about
it when my uncle when i say
when my uncle gary finds out that that
ring is gone
he doesn't care
oh [ __ ]
yeah i'm tired huh how about their
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browns the browns did play today didn't
they
huh the browns played then i didn't why
did they win
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well it's still the pre-season hey no
that don't matter
bro pre-season counts
no it doesn't count okay
for me i want all of these things bro
i'm gonna come get you out okay cool man
i gotta roll the windows up we're
getting out though
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yeah i just said
extremely high or crazy
hey shelby listen no i'm trying to panic
okay are you gonna walk in cool with me
i don't need to put you in handcuffs or
anything no no no no no no okay go ahead
and step out
i wasn't even handcuffed i did not
handcuff but i wasn't even like can you
lock the car up
thank you sir do you see me like my my
sweat
yeah you're sweating like crazy i think
it's because you're high oh no no no
you want to go on the side door there
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