Hey everybody, crazy law alert. It's actually illegal in Texas to milk another person's cow. Meet my director Zach who's going to tell us about this law in Texas. >> It's considered a theft. Basically, it looks like theft of personal property under Texas law. >> It'd be theft of milk, 100% yeah. That's got to be what they're talking about. I mean, they're not victimizing the cow here. You're not offending the cow. You're stealing the milk. You can't steal the milk. Everybody knows that. >> It's also illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow. So, they updated the statute to include graffiti. >> Oh, now they've gone too far now. I like me a good billboard sign on the side of a cow. A big YouTube at Doctor Judge on the side of a cow. I think [snorts] that should be illegal.