Airport concourses are great for finding a lowcost meal or a fine dining option at the airport. Here is an excellent airport example of what happens when you overuse these airport amenities at the airport on February 9th, 2026. >> Hey, February 9th, man. That's when a real one was born, man. You know what I'm saying? That's my bday, man. February 9th, man. Aquarius out here >> at the airport. >> On February 9th, 2026, the Dallas Fort Worth Airport Police Department was called to the scene at the airport for reports of that passenger. >> Excuse me, ma'am. >> Hi. You doing all right? >> No, I'm doing fine. I I I apologize. I just missed my flight. I'm good. >> What are you apologizing for? >> Cuz I was really sad today. It's been a really big sad day. >> Um, >> so you don't need to orient. >> Where were you? >> So you don't need to orient. >> Where were you supposed to fly out? Do you have your boarding pass? >> Okay, cool. If we see it. >> Yeah, of course. >> Okay. Are you traveling by yourself? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Where are you supposed to be going to? >> I didn't make it, too. >> You didn't make it? I mean, it boarded about 15 minutes ago and it's also all the way down there. So, >> were you looking for it over here? >> Yeah, cuz I'm not the best at like time and sometimes I get stuck. >> So, I was I was looking >> That's fine. Do you have a driver's license right here? >> Yeah. I got my passport when I got sometimes when I see things it goes backwards in my mind. Man, I can't even hear what she's saying. What is going on here? Like, no subtitles or something. No captions. I can't even hear. >> I sometimes when I see things, it goes backwards. So when someone was like >> I can't know where you're currently at now. >> Yes, I'm in Dallas. >> Dallas. >> I am very aware. I can tell you what the damn temperature is. I can tell you how hard it's gonna be the next day. And it's really hard for me. I have like >> Oh yeah. Like seriously, like I got three people on me. Like what did I do wrong? >> Make sure that your welfare is okay. People were concerned about you. They said you seemed a little confused. So we're just making sure. >> You tried boarding the wrong gate. So they called us to check on you. >> I tried boarding the wrong gate two times. >> Two times. >> All right. Yeah, >> I must say she is a little out there. She's definitely out there, you know. I don't know, drunk, whatever she's under the influence of, but she's not aggressive, you know, which is I would say is a is a good thing cuz we typically don't see that that often. You know, a lot of times they, you know, when somebody's at the airport and they miss their gate and, you know, they miss their flight and stuff like that, they're going off the handle. You know, it's like they're going off the walls. So, you're like, "I didn't make it, did I?" No. You're about 15 minutes late. [snorts] Okay. You know, >> have you had anything to drink today, man? >> Are you kidding me? I would drink and I'm allowed to do that cuz it's an adult. >> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. You know, >> drugs. That's my [ __ ] >> It's not illegal to do that. >> I know it's not. >> Have you had alcohol today? >> About you. That's why we're asking you question. >> Are you on the alcohol today? Have you had any prescription medication? Have you taken anything to calm yourself down or look look my brother behind right right here? My the brother right here. He like glad it ain't me, boy. Let me go about my business, man. I got a little >> prescription medication. Taking anything to calm yourself down or anything else. >> I got the squat spot. >> I got the squat spot right in front of me coming after me. I mean, you don't know what I'm going through and I don't wish you knew what I'm going through. >> What are you going through? I'm going through my life. >> Why? What's going on? Like I said, man, we were here just to check on you. We want to make sure you're okay, that you're able to be left alone. >> We want to make sure you be able to be left alone and no concerns. Right now, you're showing a lot of concern. >> Well, you shouldn't have any concern about me. I'll be the same person I've been in my entire life. I'm a lawyer as far and I've pretty much like tightened up. And if I walk into the dam. I did walk into it twice. >> Is it? We We asked you earlier if you had any alcohol. You still haven't answered us. Have you had any alcohol today? >> Yes. >> Like two beers, five beers. How much is a couple? >> You think that I'm violating right now? >> Possibly public intoxication. I'm an airport police officer, man. We're here to check check on your welfare and see if you're actually okay to be left alone. >> You don't have the dirt even. Sorry. Sorry. I'm trying to be nice about it. I shouldn't. Okay. >> And you're about to take me away in handcuffs, but what I tell you is it's like between you and me. Do you have any other like can you use more of like welfare like what she got other than bad on your >> Yeah, that's that's a police. >> Well, >> whatever because I'm not too usually people have something in their damn wallet. So, give me your wallet to show who you're actually. >> She's she's she's asking for a police card. She's asking for the card, you know. Man, forget that. You about to get these handcuffs. That's what you That's what you need to be worried about. She talking about, "Oh, I'm a lawyer." Okay. All right. Well, lawyer your ass up in these handcuffs, man. >> It's not good for eyes. >> Stand up. >> Stand up. >> Okay. Make this back. You're going to get yourself hurt. Stop. >> I'm not going to. >> Just relax. >> Listen to me. >> This doesn't change things. Stop it. >> Stop it. >> Just please don't do it. >> Yes, please. Go ahead. >> You just need to sober up for a few hours. Okay. >> Ma'am, you're under arrest for public intoxication. I don't taste the corn. >> Okay. >> Yeah, she can't be a to drink. >> I'm going to be taken to a holding facility. >> Do I get her out of the holding facility? Is that so? >> I'm sorry. >> I'm just asking, do I get out? I mean, why are you all doing this? >> Yeah. Once you sober up and you're able to get out, you can get out. I was going to say we're going to die right now. [ __ ] >> Yeah, we have your stuff. >> We have all your stuff. It's all going with you. >> Do you have like >> Yeah, all your stuff is in your bag. It's And your bag is going >> pretty day in my life. I guess I mean it's pretty >> I thought that my whole life is going to be worse than I thought my life was when I went through security today. I have and I'm going to do it. I have a scar a scar on me and what they did is they threw these in security and they're like what is wrong with you because I have [ __ ] scar. Oh my god. Your body and whole thing. You know how that makes you feel. So, can you guys take me out to leave? >> Take you out to leave? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. We're taking you out to the courage and put you in our car. >> Oh, God. So, I'm going to leave. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here like fast. Yo, right now you got my damn bag. >> Honestly, I think this is the right decision. it's the right decision to to take her to jail because if you give her the option to leave and get a hotel or whatever, she's so out of it that you're going to be there all day dragging your feet with her, you know, because she missed her flight. So now she doesn't have a flight. So you got to do something with her. She got to go somewhere because she can't be down back. So, are you going to mess around and get her, you know, help her get a hotel and all that stuff, or are you just going to lock her up, let her sober up for 8 hours, and then by the time the 8 hours pass, she'll have all her faculties together and be able to make the decisions that she got to make to get on about uh Dallas. >> Go this way. I have like I have a bad hip and I tried to go to security and I told him I had a hip and like you don't have a hip. Say look it says in your koo podge. I'm like it's not in your cap podge. And what the next thing she did is she rubbed me up like some of you never rubbed anything up in your life. They said if y'all want to get some like I've never been. It was late. >> Yeah. Yes. >> My camera's on. His camera's on. His camera's on. And my vehicle's camera's around. All right. >> Okay. >> I'm going to check you for weapons and anything else. All right. >> Okay. >> We just got to search you real quick. >> You have anything inside your bra? >> Can I just Can I just Can I just Can you take me to the hospital? >> You have anything inside your bra? >> Can you take me to the hospital? >> Why do you need to go to the hospital? >> Because I'm sick. >> What are you sick with? >> Where's that bag? >> It's right over there. We just search. >> We got to search your bag and it's going to go in the back of the vehicle. >> Step up. Just watch your step. Step on out and just have a seat. >> I pissed everybody off today. >> Good day. >> Excuse LLC. >> It's a good guess. >> Yeah. >> All suspects are innocent until >> All right. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Like I said, I do think it's the right option. It was the right decision to let her go to jail, get sobered up, and catch a flight the next day. [music] [music] Fly. Keep [singing] it alive. Late [music] night drive. [singing] Don't be shy.