how much did you have to drink today
h just be honest with me a couple drinks
about how long ago I dropped my son off
the floor okay okay well that's good I
mean you were thinking a little has
nothing to do with my son no no I know
I'm I'm just more worried about you
that's all I don't want to go to ja how
many how many drinks do you think you
had two like an hour ago like within the
hour two and a half yeah about like what
kind of drinks was it vodka vodka okay I
just don't want to like go to jail okay
do you think you're okay to be driving a
car right now no but I can
go
okay well I don't want to go to
jail what did you hit that tree wh which
one that one this one here I don't
know either way I have no in my car
tring to get all this driver
do you have your driver's license on you
I
do but I don't have my I'm not going to
lie I have my insurance I just paid this
Lo okay am I going to go jail for that I
need your driver's license okay I have
you don't go to jail for no
insurance all right
thanks oh is this your house here yeah
okay yeah okay my girlfriend's that's
she
all
right what's
that
oh over she hit a
tree not sure which one she was dropping
this dude and this dude was a little
shady but I don't have anything to hold
him on so yeah and he belongs here
so did you find your
license I'm stressed why you stressed
what's going on I'm so sad because I
[ __ ] up how did you [ __ ] up what
happened don't me the ja why would I
take you to jail what happened I have my
insurance I paid for
everything I'm just s so you do have
valid insurance right I but I just paid
today
okay do you have the old insurance card
with you no I just pay for this
card okay keep looking for your driver's
license are you okay do you need I have
a driver's license do you need rescue to
come check you out
no no all I need is
I [ __ ]
up all you need is what I have my I have
my insurance station everything here my
driver's thank you you still live in
kosha no yeah no or yes yes I don't live
in beach park nowhere okay what what
brought you here you were dropping him
off my baby daddy said that he was going
to sign his right over his
son so I came here
that's all it was okay was this guy I
saw it's at my dad's
house I'm just stressed how did you get
here in this
driveway uh this is my best friend okay
so you just showed up here after I just
came here trying to like Park where did
you run into the tree me over there on
wassworth
yeah
okay I don't want to go to jail all
right well I'm going to have Rescue come
and check you out please don't take me
to jail since you had the airbag
deployment okay but am I going to jail
I've got a car hauler at the house I
just don't know how I'm going get it up
there maybe come along or something but
that do by hand well I got to find out
what she hit first we're not taking the
car anywhere right
now what's that what did you say know
anything I wasn't driving to hit the
airbag he was driving to hit the airbag
I don't who was driving not me I know my
airbag he drove to hit the airbag but
okay that none of that made sense I
didn't hit the airbag he was driving my
car and then he hit it
here and I didn't hit
it just I don't want to go to you please
so lying to me is not going to I li he
drove my car he who this guy right here
tyl's a good guy
yeah where he drive it
from from where you got in the accident
okay that's a different that's different
than than he was so he helped you he
came and yeah he was not going to be a
bad guy okay that makes
sense I just don't want to go like I
can't Sly do you have any insurance
information at all this I didn't pay
it am I going to go to ja rescue I'm
going to run it real quick
guys am I going to go to jail I'm going
have Rescue come and check you out I'm
not I'm not worried about that I just
want to make sure you're okay please
don't take me to jail what would I take
you to jail for why would I take you to
jail let's let's hear what you have to
say about that I don't know I can't go
to jail well what do you think you're
going to get arrested for me I don't
know what did you do wrong nothing how
did they accident happened me what made
you lose control of the car are you just
upset I have my son day I said he was
signing over his rights to his son okay
so that upset you and you weren't in the
right State of
Mind am I am I correct there you weren't
paying attention probably and which way
were you going I was going down North
coming up BOS turning on
to the street you you're returning from
which dire taking a right turning on to
here so that be a left all right so you
were heading towards the lake no I was
taking a left off of coming from my
dad's so for coming from North that way
then I'm taking right then I'm taking a
left where does your dad live my dad
lives do you took the back way you like
came through okay how much did you have
to drink today uh
just be honest with me a couple drinks
about how long ago I dropped my son off
the floor okay okay well that's good I
mean you were thinking a little nothing
do with my son no no I know I'm I'm just
more worried about you that's all I
don't want to go to jail how many how
many drinks do you think you
had two like an hour ago like within the
hour two and a half yeah about like what
kind of drinks was it vodka vodka okay I
just don't want to like going to jail
okay do you think you're okay to be
driving a car right now no but I can
go
okay well I don't want to go to jail do
you have any injuries do you need rescue
for any reason no okay all right well
this is what I'm going to do I'm going
to have you take me I'm going to have
you run through some tests to make sure
you're okay to be in control of a motor
vehicle okay this motor vehicle should
not have been Dr anyways it's already
broke okay it's already bad broke even
if you look at when I turn the dashboard
on it's bad broke okay it's going to pop
on anyway okay do you do you have any
physical disabilities that would stop
you from doing some simple balance tests
me uh I smoke weed oh besides that a lot
of people smoke weed uh yeah I have like
any knee injuries from sports or
gymnastics or anything I can't it's not
I have glasses head injury or yeah okay
what what happened uh but I have a lot
of trauma in my
head okay physical trauma or mental
trauma mental okay my head like doing a
sobriety test that's are you able to
walk in a straight line normally like if
you were walking if I have I have my son
yeah but like I can't walk in a straight
line probably no
okay I don't want to go to jail for it
but like no I'm goingon to be honest
like yeah my eyesight you want to give
it you want to give it a try we'll run
you through some spry tests am I going
to go to jail well I don't know it'll
determine on how well you do on all
these tests and what what kind of
answers you have to the questions that I
ask you I can't walk in straight line
okay well I can smell the odor of an
alcoholic beverage coming from your
breath yeah you admitted that you were
drinking some vodka prior to driving you
were in physical control of the car
going to jail can I just take a ticket
and go home well that's not exactly how
it works I'm right now I mean how do I
know if you're truly impaired I mean you
seem like it you're a little confused
you're having a hard time answering my
questions you were you were involved in
a single car
accident you don't seem to be injured
from the accident no I just don't want
to go to jail I understand that I can't
say ja but what would have happened if
you were to run into somebody else and
hurt them I would hurt them I
here I don't want to okay are you
willing to perform some field sobriety
tests for me am I going to go to jail
I'm not playing the what if game I'm
asking you yes to go ahead and per I
just don't want to go to ja okay can you
go ahead and just leave that on the seat
for me for now we're not we're not
taking your car or anything right now
can you just go ahead step out for me
can I have a drink of water well just
step out I'll let you drink some water
when we're done
okay okay go ahead can you just stand
right in front of me me with your feet
together like this and your hands down
to your side okay I'm going to start
with checking your eyes okay you told me
you had I have bit eyesight don't lean
on the
car just come walk forward I'm going to
feel walk forward a few steps walk
forward a few steps all right right
there now stand with your feet together
like that hands at your side okay I'm
just going to check your eyes okay are
you wearing contact lenses right now no
okay I need you to follow my finger with
or with your eyes only okay without
moving in your head can you do
that keep following my finger okay not
with your head just your eyes don't move
your head
okay you got to keep following you're
not tracking my finger
do you have any pre-existing balance
issues me I know I'm just
cold with the fire department you need
to be SE um I'm going to I'm going to do
another test okay we're going to try
this I can't do it with these boots on I
take my shoes off oh it's too cold to
take your shoes off it's not fair that I
do it in these boots just try your best
that's all I can ask let them to seal
okay can you try your best though yeah
this is how I need you to stand okay
stand you guys want me to do this hold
on stand I can't do these boots stand
with your right foot in front of your
left
foot like this okay this isn't fair in
front of the boots Put Your Hands at
your side and stay in that position the
boots can you do that take my shoes off
I don't ever wear
boots you're wearing them right now
those are pretty flat boots
hey hang on I didn't ask you to do
anything yet just stand in that position
with your right foot in front of your
left foot touching Heel To Toe okay
stand like that I'm going to demonstrate
and I'm going to explain the test when I
tell you to begin just stay like
that you're going to take nine Heel To
Toe steps in a straight line you're
going to turn around using small pivot
steps and you're going to walk back nine
steps okay I'm going to demonstrate it
counting out loud one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 N9
you're going to turn
around you get back into position one
two 3 4 5 6 7 8
nine do you hang on do you understand
the instructions on the test I do
completely okay go ahead and get back
into position with the boots
I'm right it's up to you if you want to
take them off you can take them off yeah
go ahead go ahead have at it oh I cannot
do it with these there's no way I'm
going to pass do you have different
shoes in the
car do you understand the instructions
of the test that I gave you complely one
two three four yeah I do but not with
these boots
okay I'm KN going to pass but I boots my
feet are in the freeze
okay I'm going to fail I'm going to fail
okay go ahead and get back into position
and whenever you're ready you can go
ahead and start
okay one
2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12
13
14 15
16 17
18 19 20 okay what is that do you
remember the instructions were take nine
steps turn around and do nine more steps
back okay okay all right so the next
test I'm going to have you do is is call
the one L stand test okay and this is
the last physical test I'm going to make
you do okay so you could pick either
foot you want you're going to lift it up
my boots go ahead
you good you're going to pick either
your right or your left foot you're
going to pick it up off the ground like
I did 6 in arms at your side you're
going to start counting out loud 1,1 1,2
13 when I tell you to begin okay and
you're going to count until I tell you
to stop okay at any if any point during
the test you put your foot down just
lift it back up and continue counting
where you left off I did do you
understand those instructions yes
okay go ahead and begin one two three
wait let me do this
one you can use the wind doesn't count
it's not
fair let that wind pass
okay okay
ready whenever you're ready all right
ready
one two three
four
five 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 and my foot I never
okay
um I have a portable breath test in the
car are you willing to submit to a
portable breath test to see where you're
at I believe you're under the influence
of the I drink yes I have no problem
saying that I have had alcohol on my
system but I don't want to blow and then
go to jail okay well my my mind just so
you know my mind's already made up I'm
pretty sure you're under the influence
of alcohol I'm just trying to gauge
about where you're at that's I don't
want to go to go okay why do I have to
go to go okay here's what's going to
happen go ahead and turn around take a
ticket place your hands behind your back
you are under arrest for DUI okay so go
ahead and do
that is this a joke this is not a joke
where's my
kid I would hope you would know where
your kid
is where my dad is this a joke no it's
not a joke I
do who can bail me
out I can't I'm
fight fight
fight just relax bad idea
guys stop moving around stop moving
around stop I can't go to
ja hang out to for a second
why did you already get this side I got
this why do you have anything in your
pockets you should have no be H or gum
okay are you guys let me relax relax
relax I'm going to freak out okay just
relax relax don't take to CH just relax
we haven't given you a hard time yet
we're not going to give you a hard time
we just got to process you for DUI I
don't not process my
County you'll get some tickets and then
you'll be released to a sober driver
they'll be able to drive you home okay
but you got to stay Cooperative you got
to stay good I'm not going in with Cal
ass people okay nobody says you're going
to jail I need to process you for the
DUI though you'll get issue some tickets
and then you'll get released do you
understand we're going to put you in my
partner's car no you're just going to
have a seat so come
on take go you well you have to make
better choices going to day
care I literally didn't do
nothing I a he
have
really I there's nothing I can do about
that right now
okay I do have to
be am I going to chill I told you I have
to issue you the tickets and process you
what are the tickets and give you all
the paperwork
okay it will be driving under the
influence of alcohol
hold on let me move that out of the way
I do have to
PE can I pee right here you can we can't
you can't pee in
public all right go ahead I have to pee
really that well I I'm sorry there's
nothing I can do I can't I know when I
have to
go I'm not going to be able to help you
out with that okay
side well what am I being charged with
with the UI
what's the point I'll take my
ticket I won't drive you guys can
impound my
car what like what did I
do am I going to get like out of these
cars like I'm C D for no
reason I'm sorry I won't drive my car
ever take it impound
it like but I would I don't deserve to
sit in
jail I'm not I can't sit in
jail I'll pay the
fee but I don't want to sit in jail all
night I've already had to do this like I
don't want to do
it I will beay the
Fe I will not drive that car take it and
pound it and take it away
but not take I don't want to go to jail
again I have to pee this so
bad that's not
[Music]
fair I'll take the impound take it I'll
pay the
fee that's no problem whatever I'll just
work more I don't want to go to jail
[Music]
I
don't I'll take the
[Music]
impot I'll take the fee just let me out
of these cffs this [ __ ] is
hurting I
will [ __ ] work my ass off
whenever J will see
that I work my ass
off I made a mistake
whatever but it's only I have to pay
for I have to pee though cuz somebody
let me have to pee
outside I'm going to I don't want to pee
on
myself I have to
[Music]
pee I make good money like I have a good
job and I'm sitting here in
C I work for the
I don't get
why I'm in
cops I waiting
for and here I am in
[Music]
C even to hurt
anybody but I have to be can I believe
please go outside and pee I'm going to
pee in my P
sir can I just go pee I don't want to
pee my
pee I can't hold
it I'm getting my co my car
towed yeah so you told it you didn't
even ask
and then you're going to make me to jail
too all I have to do is
[Music]
pee you're going to make me pay a
toofe I just bought a house
[Music]
[Music]
I'm just
sad and you guys are making it work Ser
you go to
jail just let me pay the
ticket I'll pay
it I'm not going if I go all the way to
Lake
County oh what's the point
[Music]
I will pay the
fee
fee I have to go to
work if I miss out on work and I don't
get
B
[ __ ] take care of kids all
day that's all I do is to work
and I have to pee I can't pee on
myself I been I have to
pee really
bad kid somebody's let me go pee iide at
least you're going to let me pee on
myself please
don't that's not
fair that is not fair I had to PE
really why am I going to
jail
why I should just get a
ticket can you tell me
why what I mean tried for right now that
I have to get a whole
ticket I have to pee my bladder is
exping I can't be up
myself can I tell can you tell me what
I'm being charged
with a DUI not what I like in com for
I'll take I'll take
that but I should I be in CA and my BL
shouldn't be this
exploded I'm going to pee myself I don't
want to pee my
[Music]
pants why am I can you tell me what I
mean try I have not told what I'm being
charged
with a
du For What and I didn't hurt
anybody so you have no
kids clearly because I'm just sitting in
the back being charged with
nothing I didn't hurt anybody
my kid was not in the
car I
know I'm going to like I'm going to be I
don't want to pee my PS can you open the
door I don't want to be
my can you
please please you're going to let me pee
my
pants that's wrong that is
I'm going to pee
myself please just let me have a bottle
something
anything I have to
pee I don't want to be my
P I'm like under a rest for no
reason do not understand get
that I to
[Music]
pee I going to pee bab I can't pee in my
pants I can't hold my
I can't pee in front of you guys I can't
it's like my BL is exploding
[Music]
[Music]
I can't
pee with everybody watching I
can't to PE so B I'm going to be off the
floor a in a
in a
minute you guys are [ __ ] up for this
because I didn't do nothing
wrong I going to be can I have a
bottle or something to pee into I don't
want to pee on the floor but I'm going
to
pee I don't want to pee on
myself please you got guys won't give me
nothing to pee
into whatever here we go I'm just going
to take
you I
can't my FL is too
strong
whatever take me to jail take my
mug I don't care
anyway for no reason
you I go to
work you guys you're arresting people
that go to work look at my [ __ ] past
up I work my ass
off oh you guys are killing my
[Music]
BL I can't
be you guys are going to let me peel
myself give be a b all something I don't
want to be
I'm I'm here go I
can't
everywhere I canot bee I'm going to pee
I don't want to pee on
myself don't want me pee on my a bottle
can I have something I don't want to PE
on
myself I'm
going
pe oh
my what I'm going to do I'm just going
to pee everywhere I can't pee on myself
keep
[Music]
myself I
[Music]
[Music]
can't I do
[Music]
I can't
feel what
up you
[Music]
got I can't be
myself atast let me get a
bottle I don't want to pee my
pants why would you want me to pee my
pants
[Music]
my stomach is going to explode
I'm I'm going to pee my I can't pee my P
dude just let me get a bottle I like a
peanut bottle I don't want to pee my
P my
pants I didn't deserve to pee my pants
[Music]
H
hurts you have no
idea I don't deserve to go to jail I
just want to take it
how long do I have to go to go to
jail when do I get to like get
somebody it's fine then I want to be
seen by a doctor
because
stress was so
stress my stomach
[Music]
hurt and I have to pee I can't pee on
myself why am I like why did you arrest
me
I
want be
to bee
[Music]
[Music]
I'll take the
ticket for
ohy does going to work
I do go to jail is anybody home yeah
who's home uh my dad has my son he has
your son yeah but I don't want to go
there and
get I'm good no you're not good I'm just
sad a lot went on in my life today
please don't take me to jail so you
don't want to go to your dad
where can I
go I can go to my dad's as long as I'm
released there I don't want to get I'm
not doing nothing
wrong I don't want to go to jail I have
to go to work on
Monday I work at a
dayare please don't take me to jail
I'm not a bad
person but am I going to go to jail if
we release you where can we take you um
you can take me to uh my uh my dad's
your dad's house
yeah the
but I can't get out that quick out this
side I have cuffs okay I got I got to
read this to you real quick the faster
we get done with this the faster you'll
be on your way okay um just listen up I
have to read this by law okay this is
called the warning to motorist
subsequent to an arrest for driving
while under the influence of alcohol
other drugs or intoxicating compounds or
any combination thereof DUI or section
11 to pe- 401 leaving the scene of a of
an accident personal injur injury you
are hereby notified that as provided in
section 11500 of the Illinois vehicle
code you are a first offender unless
within this last 5 years of this arrest
for DUI or leaving the scene you have
had either a previous conviction or
Court assigned supervision for DUI or a
similar provision of a local ordinance
or a conviction in any other state for
DUI or a similar offense where the cause
of action is the same or substantially
similar to the Illinois vehicle code or
a driver's license sup ption or
revocation for violating section
11-511 of the Illinois vehicle code
except in cases where you submitted to a
chemical test disclosing an alcohol
concentration of 08 or more or any
amount of drug substance or intoxicating
compound resulting from the unlawful use
or consumption of cannabis as listed in
the Cannabis Control
Act do I comply
yes a controlled substance as listed the
illo control substance of act an
intoxicating compound is listed in the
use of intoxicating compounds act or
Methamphetamine is listed in the
methamphetamine control and Community
protection act do and were subsequently
found not guilty of the associated DUI
charge considering the above you are
warned if you refuse or failed to
complete all chemical tests requested
and you're a first offender your driving
privileges would be suspended for a
minimum of 12 months it says why me can
IP if you were not hold on if you are
not a first offender your driving
privileges would be suspended for a
minimum of 3 years no problem I'll if
you submit to a chemical test disclosing
of an alcohol concentration of 008 or
more or a Delta 9 Tetra hydrocarbon
concentration of either 5 nanograms or
more of whole blood or 10 nanograms or
more of a bodily substance or any amount
of a controlled substance that's listed
in the illinoid controlled substance is
act pounds act or Methamphetamine is
listed in the methamphetamine control
and Community protection act and if
you're a first offender driving
privileges will be suspended for a
minimum of 6 months if you're not a
first offender your driving privileges
will be suspended for a minimum of one
year I comply okay uh with this being
said do you wish I have to be really bad
hold on hear me out here do you wish to
provide a breath sample for alcohol
testing no no complain
no like can I pee outside the car you
cannot
the the only thing I can do is we we can
get your
right there's no bathrooms out here I
don't know I'm going to PE right there
by you you can keep me cuffed you're not
going to be oh I have to I'm going to
finish this paperwork and you and then
you you're going to get sir I really do
have to okay but sir I have to pee okay
well there's nothing I can do for that
right now I'm sorry I have to I have to
PE as well
but have a cob I'm going to pee all by
myself I'm going to call your dad to
come pick you up can you come pick you
up I'm going to be all by myself is that
a yes or yes all right what's your
passw um
I got to PE
her dad what's his name
um I had to
PE you can seeit my stomach I
am how long do I have to hold it for
said he'll be here in 5 to minutes to
minutes oh you guys are
bogus I didn't mean to I'm
sad I [ __ ] up I
know I [ __ ]
up I
know I know
but drinking me yeah don't you think I
know that
you so you're intentionally did it yeah
I'm sad my baby daddy said he'll sign up
for his rights to my son so yeah it's
[ __ ] hurt right
now I never did it to be like that it
was never meant to be like this if you
read the messages from my son's dad you
would be the same way all right well
your dad will be here 10 minutes can I
pee in
here
for for
I'm G to take your handcuffs
off you got to you're standing in the
car can I pee outside no you cannot pee
outside got to PE is so
bad my sound's going to be here too so
let's not do too much sorry
right the rest of your belongings are in
this
envelope you listening there's a there's
a copy of your citations and all the duy
paperwork I filled out okay you can read
that through that at your
leisure all right as soon as your ride
gets here you're going to be released
for that do you understand
yes I just have to pee can I pee outside
I have to pee so bad can't PE in public
that's my
house I'm missing a phone
um I'm missing my phone's that where's
my phone Char uh but next thing um
where's my car
going no I have a toe for free my
boyfriend works for a towing compan
me I wasn't arrested yes you were you
were under arrest that's what that was
so you under
arrest what the
[ __ ] how much is the
toe I don't understand what's the how
much is the toe how much is
that you're a [ __ ]
hello
oh
doesn't [ __ ]
matter I
do where's my dad
[Music]
[Music]
a so
sad let me out I'm going to pee
[Music]
where's my
phone Co where's my dad let me
out let me out I got to
[Music]
where's my dad I got to
pee I'm going to pee my beant
please let me out please let me
[Music]
out I'm going to pee my pants dude can I
pee in the grass my dad's right there
yep I got to pee really
bad I'm going to pee outside no matter
what I got to
go I have to pee that's my dad
[Applause]
mommy out I got to
[Music]
pee Oh my God I'm going to pee my
I'm Legit going to
pee Oh I got to pee I'm going to pee
right here I have to sir I got to you're
going to get charged
and your dad's Carn
[Music]