Hey, how are you doing this morning?
Hello. Hey, I'm Deputy Blackwood, Santa
Rosa County. Reason why I'm stopping,
you're swerving all over the road. Yes,
sir. Why are you swerving so much? I'm
trying to get my friend home. Okay. Oh,
she she is sleep. Yeah, she was sleeping
my wife. Okay. Have you been drinking
tonight? I have not. I'm Lacy Edwards.
Okay. All right. You just been you just
tired? Is that what's going on? I am
tired. This is my friend Taylor. She has
her dark sauce on her. Oh, you're good.
She's good. It looks like she's had a
little bit of drink. She's throwing up
on the window. She threw up over there.
She All right. All right. Give me just a
second.
Okay. 48.
All right, Miss Edwards, you said that
you haven't had anything to drink.
So you're just you're just the DD
tonight. I'm driving to Okay. Where
where's home for her? Home. Yeah. On the
outside of Vernon. On where? On the
outside of Vernon. Where's that at? It's
about 5 miles from the outside of
Vernon. Close to Wait. Close to WF.
Okay. All
right. So, like I said, you were I know.
Thank you, officer, for Thank you for
letting me know. Yeah. Um, you mind
stepping back here real quick? I'm just
going to check your eyes and make sure
you're good. That's okay. Cuz I I just I
don't want something to happen. You
know, you leave from here. I understand.
Yeah.
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You're good. Yeah. Thank you.
Just come right there to the front of
the
car. You're good.
Thank you. You sure that you haven't had
anything to drink? I have not.
cuz you you're stumbling. I'm just
trying to throw my friend take the home.
Okay. All right. Where where here come
right come right there. You can sit
against that. Where are you coming from?
Don't move. Like like Yeah. Where are
y'all coming from? We're coming from
Panama. From Panama City. Yes, sir. And
y'all are heading to Bonaf. You said
hold on one second. Let me I'm not 100%
sure where Bonaf is. Bon my life.
Okay. I don't even know where Bonafay
is. I moved down here from Memphis. It's
okay. So, Bonaf is about 30 minutes from
Bern. 25 maybe.
Do you know where you're at right now?
Yes, sir. I do. I'm almost at the Vernon
dollar store.
So, you are 76 miles away from Bonaf.
Uh-uh. Huh? Really? You're You are
currently in Milton. Could I'm going to
ask you a question. Huh? Could you drive
me and my friend Taylor home? I can't.
Not to Bonaf. Hold on. Let me Let me set
this down.
Yeah. You're in Milton. Milton. Yeah.
You're in Santa Rosa County. Um, all
right. Hold on one second. One
second. 228.
Is there a District 4 unit available for
us in one investigation?
You're okay.
Oh, I understand. I understand. No, it's
okay. It's okay if I do because I
understand.
Do you have a phone in the in the truck?
And I don't what what does she do for
the sheriff's department? She's a
lieutenant. She's a lieutenant at the
sheriff's. No, at the jail. At the jail.
Okay. At the jail.
Okay. Let me flip this
uh directional bar on so we don't get
hit out of here.
Baby girl. You got a baby girl? How old
is she? She's here. Scoot over here so
you don't get hit. I don't want you to
get hit by that. She's
almost She's 14 months, but she wants
Well, congratulations on that. Her name
is Olive. My my son is just turned
seven. Really? So, he's he's getting
he's getting to where he's a little
little over the month. Wait till they're
a month older. Even 11 months. Yeah. All
right. Well, like my I thought she was
she was my sweet little baby for so long
and then now 15 months. She's she's a
toddler. She's starting personal. She's
getting that personality. She's a
toddler. I got you. Now she's Yeah,
she's a mess. I love her. Her name is
That's awesome. And now, like you said,
a month older. Mm- She's not a sweet
little baby anymore. She's a toddler.
That's it. She's toddler. Yeah.
No, but I do understand you stopping me.
I do. I really do. Yeah. And honestly,
if you you wouldn't have been swerving
like you were cuz you were going from
one side of the road to the other. And
my friend Taylor's asleep. I was trying
to make sure she was okay. Yeah. She And
she's out. And she is. She really is.
She threw up on that window and on the
side. Is this your truck? This is. Yeah.
We're actually It's under my mom's name.
Yeah. So, so yeah, you're going to have
throw up to clean up out of that.
Yeah. Well, did y'all have fun in Panama
City until now? Until now, we did. Yeah,
we did. Okay. Um, so so what's going on?
I'll just I'm waiting on a backup
officer to get here and then once we
once he gets here, um, I'm just going to
conduct an investigation and make a
decision from there. Um, have you ever
been in trouble before? I have not, but
my mom goes through a lot and I've been
like she's taught me a lot. My mom
worked she's lieutenant. Yeah. Yeah. So,
she's worked at the jail for a while.
Yeah. No, 10 plus years. Yeah. Oh, wow.
So, I understand. I really do. I've been
the police for 10 10 Well, 12 years now.
So, I'm do understand. So, it's okay.
Like, I I appreciate you keeping
everyone else safe. You know, did you
know that you ran over an animal, too?
No. Yeah. It was It was just like a a
possum or something. But
yeah, cuz when you hit it, it hit my the
front of my car. I was like,
"Ah, this is my brand new patrol car." I
was like, "Man, because when I feel when
I went over a squirrel, I feel bad."
Yeah. Unfortunately, it happens a lot.
It does. But on my dirt road, like
there's squirrels and then there's hog
squirrels. So Bonaf is over there next
to like Chipley, that area, right? Bonaf
is about 10 15 minutes away from Vernon.
Okay. Yes, sir. So I' I've been to
Chipley cuz there's a restaurant in
Chipley that I go to and eat. I guess
they just opened up like Chipley was a
dry state until about a month ago and
they opened up a winery. Yeah. I I've
been there's like a little country
restaurant on the if you're going up
through Chipley like you're heading
towards it's like right there on the
left. Yeah. I can't think of what it's
called. But it's a it's good little
restaurant. It's right beside Taco Bell.
I remember talking skins and bobas.
That's it. Yeah. It's good. Yeah, it is
very good. Yeah, it is very good. Yeah,
I I went I went there and uh so we went
up to Simol Lake and Simino Lake is
right, but
um it's um
Well, I I went there and then I ended up
getting all the way up into Georgia into
uh like Florence Marina uh state park,
but it's like right Mariana and then
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where I I went
I went up that way and uh that's when I
found that restaurant and I was like,
"Man, this is good." And so, you know,
if I'm ever out that way, I swing
through. This is good. Bonaf Chip, they
got good food. They skins above got good
food. Yeah. We don't We don't have good
food here. This is Milton's kind of just
It's in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. But
he just drove by. He's He's going down
to turn around. I really do.
228
There he is.
Is that me like 220? There he is.
Update my
location. Almost at Nicholls Lake.
This isn't about New Hope right here.
We're almost No, you're you're in
Milton. You're almost in Pensacola.
What? Yeah, you went the wrong way.
Yeah. Yeah. Hold on one second. Let me
let me tell them what's going
on. Dang. You in that fancy car with
them fancy headlights,
bro. Um she she she's
intoxicated. Um she I was I was coming
uh northbound cuz I'm heading home.
Yeah. in fact and uh she
was so um I just need to do a
investigation with her and uh go from
there.
Um she she's got her friend with her
too. Her
friends her friends passed out in the
past. She throw threw up all over the
window and stuff. So yeah, they're from
So she thought that she was she thought
that she was almost
Bonafay and I'm like, "Yeah, you're 80
mi away." Um she went the wrong way.
They were out in Panama City hanging
out. Okay.
Yeah.
No, I'll back I'll back my car
up. Hey, um I'm going to back up just a
little bit to give us some room. So, I
just never want you to be leaning on
[Music]
it. Just so we have a little bit of room
to work with.
Yeah. I don't
So, I'm I'm going to explain to you
what's going on. So, uh, what I'm going
to ask you to do is to to do some field
sobriety test. Okay. Basically, what
those are is just they're they're
attention division test, divided
attention test in order to make sure
Yeah. Well, to make sure that you're
safe to operate a vehicle, that kind of
thing. Okay. Um, so what that's going to
consist of is I'm going to check your
eyes. It's called a horizontal gaze,
nestagmas. We're going to do a walk and
turn. We're going to do a one leg stand.
And then there's a couple more that we
could do, but that's just going to
depend on what happens with the other
stuff. Okay.
Um, how much did you have to drink
today? Do you
What kind of drinks were
that? I understand. You got to have what
tastes the best. All right. So, what I'm
going to do is I'm going to have you
come up here on this uh this concrete.
You're going to put your feet together,
hands down at your side. Um, do you wear
glasses, contacts, anything like that?
You don't? Okay. Do you have any kind of
medical issues that affects your eyes or
your balance? No. Just kidney problems.
Just kidney problems. Okay. Do Do you
take Do you have any other medical
conditions? All right. So, um, what I'm
going to have you do is reach up with
your right index finger. Let me turn my
flashlight on. N I got That's good.
Reach up with the right index finger and
touch the tip of this pin. Okay. All
right. When I tell you to, you can put
your hand back down. Okay. You can put
it back down there. Uh when I tell you
to, just follow the uh with my right
hand finger. No, no, no. Follow the tip
of the pin with your eyes and your eyes
only. Don't move your head. Okay. Keep
your head still. It's hard to do. I
understand it's hard to do, but hold
your head still. Okay. Yes, sir.
[Music]
All right, let's go to slow down. Yes,
sir.
Try not to move your head. Yes, sir.
Okay. It's going to go up. Mhm.
[Music]
Okay. Golly, my lights are
bright. All right. Let me put this here.
I do need to change my license. That's
good. You're I'm not worried about that.
Well, I'm not going to mess with you on
that kind of stuff. Okay. Um, come walk
back more towards my car. You don't have
to look. Just you don't have to stare at
my car. So, what we're going to do is
you see this line right here? I do see
the line. Okay. Uh, come stand on this
side of it cuz I don't want you to step
on these and trip. Don't fall. There you
go. All right. So, what you're going to
do is you're going to stand. You're
going to put your right foot on the
line, left foot in front of it, heel to
toe, and you're going to put your hands
down at your side, and you're going to
stand there until I tell you to begin.
Do you understand? Yes, sir. Okay. When
I tell you to begin, you're going to
take nine heel totoe steps, okay?
Counting out loud, looking down at your
feet. Yes, sir. Once you get to that
ninth step, you're going to take a
series of small steps to make a turn and
come back. Nine heel totoe steps,
counting out loud, looking at your feet.
So, I'm going to just show you what it
looks like. I'm not going to do the
whole thing for officer safety. But
you're going to have right foot on line,
left foot in front of it when you begin.
One, two, three. You're going to My
shoes. Yeah. Yeah, you can take off your
shoes. Go ahead. Thank you.
Left foot on the line. right foot in
front of it. It'll be one, two, three,
and then you'll take a series of small
steps. One, two, 3, four, and so on up
to nine. Okay, ready? You can begin when
you're
ready.
Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
I don't think
If you want to stop taking steps that
way, you can. You You've taken way more
than what was required. Okay. Um All
right. Come come back here where your
shoes are at. Go right back
there. So come up to you. You don't have
to put shoes back on yet. U just come up
to the lines cuz it's more flat up here.
So stand with your feet together, hands
down at your side. Okay. When I tell you
to, you can raise one foot, either foot,
whichever one works best for you. Raise
it approximately 6 in off the ground.
It's going to be about a Coke can. Okay.
You're going to point your toes straight
out, keeping your foot parallel to the
ground. You're going to look down at
your toes. And you're going to count out
loud. 1 1 2 100 3 100 and so on until I
tell you to Can I start again? Yeah, I I
hadn't even told you to start yet. I was
I was telling you the the instruction.
Um but yeah, pick your foot up off the
ground approximately 6 in. Point your
toe out. Count out loud 1,00 2 1 3 100
and so on while you're looking at your
toe. I'll tell you when you can stop.
Okay, give me just a second and I will
tell you when to begin. I'm going to
stand behind you so you don't fall.
Okay. So, I may catch you. That's okay.
That's
okay. I understand. That's okay.
All right. You can begin.
[Music]
Yeah. I just don't want you to follow
traffic. That's all. Oh, there you go.
Okay. You're good. You're good.
You okay? Yeah. All right. We're We're
going to stop it for your sake. Okay.
Cuz I I don't I don't want you I don't
want people
I know. I know. Well, there you go.
There you go. No matter what it is. I
want
to. So, so you you are way past the
level of intoxication to be driving a
vehicle back. You know that, right? I
know. I just need to make it funny. I
understand. So, you hazard, but you'll
be you'll be able to make bond in just a
little bit. Okay. Go ahead and turn
around. Put your hands. I am.
Yeah. Let him let him finish doing what
he's doing real quick and then we'll get
you right back in those. Okay. Okay.
Does your Where does your friend live?
She lives in Bman Creek. Bayman Creek.
Pman Creek.
You think she's got somebody that comes
to her? Her husband's in Georgia.
Okay. Yeah, we'll have to have to figure
something out here.
Yeah. He just has to finish locking
these so they won't hurt your wrist.
Okay.
in just a minute. Please, y'all have a
baby. I just need to make sure she makes
she's with her dad.
I'm going to go figure it.
Hey. Hello.
[Music]
It's okay. I just need to make sure my
baby makes them okay. She's with her
dad. I need to make sure she makes it to
my mom. Okay. Okay. We'll I'll let She
lives with me and my mom. Okay. We'll
let you make some phone calls and
everything. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.
Let's go sit down real quick. We're
going to go to the pastor side over
here. I'm sorry. No, you're fine. Can
you please make sure my friend Taylor?
Yes. Yes. We We are going to make sure
everybody's okay. All right.
Wait. I'm going to let you sit down. Can
you bring me my vape or a vape? I'm I'm
We'll We'll get your stuff and
everything. Just sit down right now and
then we'll uh I'll get everything taken
care of. Okay.
Taylor Low Taylor Paige Low. Okay. Give
me just a second and I'm I'm going to
grab your stuff. Okay. Yep. Yep.
Yeah. I saw it.
She Yeah, she she's drunk. Yeah, dude.
When I when I'm telling you that she was
I mean from one side to the I'm willing
to bet that there's liquor in there,
too. But I'm not going to worry about
that yet cuz I want to deal with her.
Hey, Taylor.
Taylor. Taylor.
Yep. That's what she said that she was
drinking.
Taylor. Taylor. Hey, you awake? Hey,
it's sheriff's office. It's the police.
You feeling
okay? No. Had a little too much to
drink.
I did. You ain't going to throw up on
me, are you? You already threw up on the
door. Be careful right there. Okay. I
already had one person throw up on me
today. I don't want to make it. Hey, do
you have somebody that you can call to
come pick you up? You're in Milton.
Milton, Florida. Milton, Florida. Yeah.
How old are you?
Um, my husband is probably 21. I'm
probably 21. You're probably 21. Yeah.
Are Are you 21? Okay. Are you probably
21? I am 21. All right. So, hey, can I
unhook this? Yeah. Yeah, you can unhook
that seat belt. You're you're as of
right now, you're not in trouble. Your
uh your buddy that was driving, she is
going to jail. Okay. Yeah.
You're you're in Milton. You're you're
like out here in Milton at almost at I
10. Why
she for DUI? Cuz she was drunk driving
the truck. Yeah, she was still drinking.
mine. No, it was hers. It was sitting
right there. She was still
drinking. So, yeah. My
anyone local? Um, I'm from Bonaf. Yeah,
you're you're about 80 miles from Bonaf.
Can you look for a cheap hotel?
Yeah, I probably can't. Yeah, I can call
Blackwater.
Yeah, it's right up the road. So, yeah.
Let me I'll give them a call. I'm sorry,
y'all. It's It's okay. She She She was
trying to She was trying to help you and
get you home right now. She's upset, but
but which is understandable because
she's, you know, having to face some
issues, but but the thing is is we're
going I'm going to work with her as much
as I can to keep her out of as much of
the trouble as I can. Okay.
Um set that there. So, well, what I'm
what I am going to do is I'm going to
dump
the this one out. So,
sorry. Like I said, um it's all right.
Do you have Do you have a shirt that you
can put on? Um somewhere in here. Yeah.
Okay.
I
figure is
this. Here's a pink shirt. That this one
here is
cuz I don't think you fit in the little
kids shirt.
Yeah. This She has a baby. So,
she did. Oh my goodness, y'all. Well,
here this is a pink shirt. It's a medium
large. Is that yours? That's
probably my
Okay. It looks like you threw up on it.
I think that's why you're not wearing
it. Yeah. So, there's throw up on the
front of it. I was drinking. Yeah. She
said y'all were down in Panama City.
Yeah. I did not drinking. She was
supposed to come and get me home, but I
did not know she was Be careful cuz you
threw up on that shirt. Look. Look right
there. Right. I got a hard time.
here. Look.
Oh,
no. It's embarrassing. It's okay. It
happens. I'm so sorry. We We've all
We've all been there at some point. I
think it I'm just going to leave that
one in the proceed to the room. It's
fine. It's freezing
cold back here. I mean, you may be able
to grab Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit
still empty right here.
That's That one's
open. No, you
can't. His husband's all the way in
Bonafo, right?
Yeah. That's why some hotels cuz we're
like a few hours from Georgia. Yeah,
there's a hotel literally like walking
distance up there. Yeah, cuz if that's
if I'm having my dispatch see if there's
a room. If there is a room, I can just
go ahead and take you up there. They're
pretty cheap.
You just You have enough money to pay
for a hotel though.
Just make sure you got your wallet. you
can look and make sure you got your
wallet and stuff. So, here's here's the
thing. As long as you're 21, I'm not
going to sit here and take all the
unopened stuff. So, I just need a uh I
just need a driver's license or an ID
from you just to verify that you are old
enough to They said they have two rooms,
$90 plus tax. And be careful cuz you
threw up all over. Gosh, that's
embarrassing. I'm sorry. Yeah. Do do you
uh do you know where your ID is at? I
do. Is it in the brown purse? Yeah, I
believe so. I called her
because I was just not Yeah, I know. I
understand. I did not. Unfortunately,
she's right there with you. Hey, you
mind setting this on the hood of my car?
Yeah, that's her. That's going to be her
phone.
I thought we were home when you call.
No, I feel terrible. Like you're 80
miles from home, cuz you live right
outside of Bonaf, don't you?
I do. I feel so bad. But I did call her
like 2 hours ago.
Do you know what time it is? No. So it's
like 5:05 in the morning. You want
rotation? Yeah, I can start your
telephone. I appreciate it. Thanks.
Yeah, if you don't mind with her, just
make sure she has either cash or a valid
card, please. And then I can even tape
her up here.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Mhm. That's terrible. What time did you
call her? A long time ago. I think
around like 9 10 kind of thing. Yeah.
Yeah.
That means that she hung out with you
and y'all drank. Yeah. I can't remember.
I don't She never came into the club cuz
she's not old enough. They never would
have let her in. So, I don't know. How
old is she? Her I think she's 21. Okay.
Yeah, she's got to be 21. Yep. She's She
is okay. I was barely barely, but Well,
July she turned 21, so she's almost 22.
When did you turn 21? I've been
21 22 23 24 for three years. Okay. 20.
What's your birthday? February 7th,
2000. Which feels crazy because I feel
like I should be so much younger than
that.
Don't worry. I I feel like I should be
younger than I am, but I'm not,
unfortunately.
I know that sounds I just turned 39.
I'm sorry. Can you hold this one bottle?
I'm so I feel embarrassed. If you like
to be tan perfume,
okay, I don't want skin cancer product.
No, I understand.
You got to try to be tan. I only burn.
Do you? Me, too. That's what
I'm currently peeling, too. No,
she's in the patrol car, so we're fine.
I've been asleep for a minute. I can't.
Yeah. Yeah, she uh we talked to you for
a few minutes trying to wake you up. You
were out. I'm so sorry. It's okay. It's
It's part of it. I'm so sorry. Here, I'm
going to set this right there. That's
fine. That's all the sleep I have. I
have my card number, I think, but I
didn't think I would need my So, you
don't have You don't know where your uh
driver's license or your debit card or
anything is?
I don't think I do in this purse. I
think I have it in my truck. Did I Was
your truck in Panama City? No, my truck
is at my house. And then how did you get
into a club? Um, you would have had your
ID, Lacy. Lacy Ken got me. But you would
have had to have had your ID, wouldn't
you?
to get into there. I've been in there a
minute for a minute.
Well, am I going to get in trouble? No.
No. This ain't Panama City. Where are we
at right now? You're in Milton. Oh my
goodness. Almost in Pensacola.
Wait, Pensacola's 15 minutes that way.
Why is she going this way?
Because she's drunk.
Is that bad? Yes. She had no clue where
she was. Oh, she thought y'all were in
Vernon.
You're not in Vernon. No, not even
close. No, we're in Milton. Yeah,
nowhere close. I've never been in
Milton. Yeah, you're almost to
Pensacola. You're
like 15 miles from Pensacola, actually.
Yeah. Yeah, I live in Pensacola. I was
heading home.
Are you kidding? No. No, not kidding.
All right, give me just a second. I
Man, I wish I had those headlights.
Yeah, they're very nice. Um, she doesn't
know where her ID is or
her anything. She just looked in her
purse and it's all gone. And she's like,
"Uh, this is a problem."
It's never No, never.
So, I need to identify her, but she she
says she's 23. So, she doesn't know her
name.
Do what? Just know who she is. I'm
working. No, she she knows who she is.
She knows.
She She told me her name and stuff. She
just
doesn't have her stuff with
me. All right, let me get her
information.
Yeah, I'm going to get it.
228. Show that subject. 10:15. If you
could assign me a case number, please.
Hey, I need to get your name and date of
birth real quick. My name is Taylor. T A
Y L O R L O W E 1034. I'm sorry I didn't
add her to the card. Stand by.
Hold on. I I'm sorry. I was talking on
the radio. What? It's T A Y L O R. T A Y
L O R. Taylor, what's your middle name,
Taylor? Paige. P A I G E. Uh-huh. And
last name? L O E. L O W E. Mhm. And
what's your date of birth? I miss Lope.
February 7th, 27 2000.
272000. Mhm. All right. So, you're 24?
Oh gosh. 24 is still young. Give me just
a
second. I'm about to add them both to
the car.
All right.
228. I added the driver.
[Music]
Yes, ma'am.
Okay, I'll make sure that that happens.
All right, give me just a second, Lacy.
Okay, and I'm going to try to make sure
that uh that Taylor has somebody coming
to get her.
Okay. All right. I added both of them to
the cart. Yeah, she is
24. So,
number. You can put her as the owner.
Her daughter is her mama. So,
[Music]
hey, it's okay. Do you have anybody that
lives out this way that can come get
you? Do you know anybody that lives?
Yeah. Crest View. Do you know exactly
where we are? My husband right now.
Okay. So, you you are at Hey, here. I'm
going to put it on
speaker right now. Can you hear me?
Hello,
baby. What? Can you hear the officer?
No. What? Hey. Hey. Can you hear me?
Hey. So, uh, where she's at right now is
on State Route 87 next to Southern
Raceway in Milton.
Is that Lacy or my wife, Taylor? That's
That's your wife. Both of them. Both of
them. But Lacy's going to jail. She is
going to jail. Yeah, she's going to
jail. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. So, she's
going to jail. But yes, your wife is
right here. Uh, it's right off of I 10.
um like just south of I 10 before you
get to Pensacola.
Yeah, but she's there in Santa Rosa
County right here in Milton. It's at uh
Highway 87 to Nicholls Lake. Nicholls
Lake. Yeah. Got you. Um so I'm assuming
you need somebody to send to go get my
line. Yes. Yes. Cuz we're we're not
going to take her in for anything.
Nothing like that. She wasn't operating
vehicle. She's just uh asleep in the
passenger seat. Yeah. So, got um so
yeah, we just need somebody to come get
her. Um we can get you I would say we
can get you over here to the gas station
or up to uh the Waffle House, but you
don't have a shirt. Yeah. No, I don't
want to drive over. Well, you you can't
drive. You're not You You can't drive. I
think I have a drive. Can I mean I think
I have a shirt. If you could hold my
phone if you Okay, see if you can find
Find a shirt real quick. No, you're
fine. You're fine. I have my phone. Got
you. But but yeah, so I was trying to
make some phone calls and see what I can
do. I'm all the way in damn South
Georgia over here. I didn't realize I
didn't realize you was with I thought
she was already in jail and life was
hell. No, no, no. We're still we're
still on the side of the road. But yeah,
she's uh she's not she's not going to be
going anywhere. Um like I said, if if
you got somebody that's like in Crest
View, somewhere like that, you know,
somewhere kind of sort of close, it be
good for her. But um we can if she can
find herself a shirt, we can probably
get her up here to uh um Waffle House
and let her hang out there. Okay, that's
fine. Uh I'll see what I can uh make
happen, man. I'll make a few phone calls
and see what I can do. Okay. All right.
Sounds good. Appreciate it, man. Yes,
sir. Bye. I think I threw up on a pink
shirt. You did? I'm sorry. That's okay.
It's your clothes. It ain't mine. As
long as you ain't throwing up on me, I
don't care. I could have threw up on
you. That would have been worse. No.
Yeah, that I wouldn't have been I
wouldn't have enjoyed that. About my
friend. Do what? Can you tell me to jump
on my friend? Yeah. So, she's going to
be going just right It's right up here
up the road at Santa Rosa County Jail.
Yeah. Um she'll be able to bond out here
in just a little while. Um Um She Do you
Do you know her mom's phone number? No.
No. Okay. Well, she's going to end up
calling her mom, but I can get her. She
she well she she's going to call her mom
when we get up here to the jail cuz her
mom works for the sheriff's office over
there in Holmes County. So, but yeah.
So, we're we're going to get everything
taken care of. And
um yeah. Is those the keys to the Ford?
Is that your vehicle? My Ford? Yes. Cuz
that your keys are in Those aren't your
keys. They're in my fort. Okay. And I
was going to say make sure that those
keys in the center console are not
yours. No. I left my alone. Okay. All
righty. Hey, her
um her husband's getting somebody come
get her. So, I told her probably best
thing is just to go sit over there and
play a letter on that one. I'd have to
take her up to like the X or something.
Okay. Yeah. They have a policy at this
one here. They don't allow people. Yeah.
She'll be able to just take the blanket
and cover up with it.
Leave that. And that's how that's her
driver
keys. Let me move. Yeah. And you said
the these aren't your keys. Oh, those
are mine. Okay. Make sure you keep your
keys. That's why I'm not driving. I make
sure you put them in your purse so you
don't leave them because you'll leave
them. And cuz this is this is getting
towed. Oh no. Yes. So that's why I'm
saying make sure. Oh no.
Yeah. So um what the the other deputy
that's with me, he's going to carry you
right up here to there's a gas station
up here. It's an Exxon next to a Waffle
House. That's where he's going to carry
you to. Okay. All right.
Well, I'm getting overtime today
a little bit cuz uh it is now 20 minutes
after I'm supposed to been off
work. All right.
Um I appreciate it.
Yeah. I wasn't planning on catching a
DUI right in the shift.
The only thing I don't have for the
agency copy is the guy's name. I can
still print for you if you want. No,
that's
fine. That way you just go ahead and
have
it copy.
coffee.
So, have you had a good night?
That was a very good head space. I put
my cab down yesterday, so Oh, sitting in
the parking lot. Sorry to hear that.
So, don't know
why 40 All
right. All
that new particles
always
Yeah. Yeah. She's she's got her phone.
Uh I don't know how good of a charge it
is, but
Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to go
sit back here with her and then uh as
soon as the tow truck gets here, I'll
give them this and I'm going to get her
to the
jail.
Yeah. All right. So, her husband has
somebody on the way to come get her.
Okay. Um I've got your keys.
I've got your phone.
That's your phone.
I can't let you hit it in this car. All
right. I I know you want to. And I I
wouldn't mind if it wasn't for the fact
we're in a patrol car. They don't
uh hold Hold
on. So, you're 21.
almost 22.
Well, 22 in
July.
Okay. So, here's what's going on. Okay.
I I I got
you. Um so, so what we're going to
do is you're going to be charged with
DUI. Okay.
Um, you're also going to be
um you're just going to get a failure to
maintain lane ticket. Okay? I'm not
going to charge you with the open
container. I'm not going to charge you
with any other alcohol offenses. Okay?
And I'm just going to do the ticket and
the DUI and that's it. Um, so what
what's going to happen from here is when
we leave from here, hold on one second.
I'll I'll let you ask questions. Okay.
What's going to happen is we're going to
leave from here. Let me turn you. Yeah.
Yeah. You're You're going to be on me.
Hold on. Let me turn that red light on
for you. When the light on. Can we turn
it on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So So
what's what's going to happen is when we
leave from here, we're going to go up
here and we're we're only like 5 minutes
from to Homeless County. Well, we can't
go to Homes County.
I I know. Um, we're going to go to
furnace. We're we're going to go to
Washington. I know it's Santa Rosa.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're in Santa Rosa.
So, well, that's what we're going to
talk about real quick. So, so what
what's going to happen is we're going to
go up here. I'm going to ask you some
more questions. I'm going to ask you if
you want to give breath. Okay? We we'll
take care of that in in a little bit.
So, we're going to go up here. We're
going to do that. Okay. And then from
there,
um, you can you'll be able to make bond
and you'll be able to leave. Okay.
You're not going to be staying at the
jail for forever. Nothing like that. Um,
be more than a longer than a day. No,
it's not going to
be unless you can't find somebody to
come bungee you out. It's not going to
I'm sure your mom is going to be on her
way to come bond you out.
Daddy doesn't have her all the time. I
just need her to get out early more than
I do. I understand. I need her to go
home to my mom before I You're You're
going to be able to call your mom and
stuff and get get that all going. Okay.
I need her to go to my mom. I know. I
know. Um and I know I know you're I know
you're upset. I know you're freaking out
and everything. I understand. That's the
thing. I do understand. I just want all
of which is with Colton, my baby's
father. I want her to go home in the
morning before I do it tomorrow. Okay.
If that's what it takes. Yeah. Yeah. So,
you you'll be able to call your mom as
soon as we're done. Okay.
And then Okay. I just need Olive to go
to my mom in the morning. Is not going
to be able to reach me. I need her I
need Olive to go to my mom in the
morning because he's not going to be
able to call me. Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am. And like I said, you you'll
be you'll be able to call your mom.
Oh, honey. I need her to go.
There's hers. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was
found. Okay. I don't know how y'all do,
but we always turn them in with the
money.
Yeah, you had
$5. I I'm going to put it right here
with your phone.
Okay. But uh
No, you're I I understand you're it's it
is completely understandable to be
no better than I am. Well, and I don't
say that you're not good or anything cuz
people make mistakes. You made a mistake
tonight. That's it. I don't hold any ill
grudge against you. You luckily you were
the only car on the road other than me.
So that's I'm just saying I don't Lacy
is okay. I just need my baby to be okay
in the morning. I want her to go to my
mom. I I understand and we'll we'll help
you make that happen. Okay.
Okay. Um,
so we're we're just waiting on I can't
hit a drink at all. No, not right now.
Um, so what we are in right now, it's
called an observation period. I just
have to, you know, I have to make sure
that you don't ingest anything, that
kind of thing. So that's why we're we're
sitting here and
stuff. All
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right. So, we're currently trying to
figure out where her stuff is cuz her
wallet and her keys are missing. So, she
doesn't think she She's got her keys. I
just handed her her keys. She doesn't
know where her wallet is, though. Yeah.
She doesn't know where her wallet is.
Yeah. And homeboy up there in the woods
doesn't have his wallet for obvious
reasons. He's in the woods. Yep.
Have to figure out what the hell to do
with this girl.
Um, they're not going to let her in to
Waff House cuz she doesn't have a shirt.
Yeah. I'm not one of those sympathetic
cops that like pays for hotels either.
Yeah. Yeah. No. No. I I'm not a
I'm not a previous sergeant that I
worked for. Hey, she's coming back here
to look for. Can you find it?
I think Taylor lost her uh wallet.
Yeah.
Yeah. She she said that she she fell
asleep hard.
Do what?
Hey, check your bag. Hey, she she said
that her wallet was in her bra.
Yeah, check your bra.
There's It's not there now. Okay.
Well, it's not there now. So,
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there's Yeah, it might just be in the
truck somewhere.
I know it is because I did see it. Her
her
Yeah.
So, where did you go to school?
Homes County.
Okay. Did you live in Holmes County for
forever?
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Isn't there like a like a cave or
springs or something up in Pon? Um,
there's a blue hole. Blue hole. Okay,
that might be what I was reading about.
So, I keep trying to find places to go
and explore. I like to explore things.
I don't really know what to call the
other. It's the blue hole. It's near
Sarto, which is the landing. Okay. It's
near Westville that area.
Yeah. Is it like a swimming hole kind of
thing? Yeah. Sarah Gord is. I mean, you
put it in there and then by
ramp it's just a small swimming hole
that springs.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm wanting to find some places
that I can go and
explore cuz uh I like to find stuff.
That is the good thing about Florida is
you have spring and beach.
Yeah.
Woods. Yeah.
No, you're fine. You do what you need to
do. Like I said, I'm
not I hold zero ill will.
All right, we found some cards. Um, so
I'm about to get her going to the drive
water. Okay, awesome. Thank you. Yeah,
it's no problem. The closest relative
they have is 2 hours. So, woo. Yeah. Are
you you get off at 600, right? Uh I was
getting off at 5. Oh, you're same as me,
too. No, you're fine. So, I'm
technically seven, but I was going home
early today. Like I said, I don't really
want to be here today. So, yeah. But
yeah, I'm going to get her going. Um
I'll get her to black water in and drop
her off. Okay. And then, uh your toe
formers are good. You don't need a
supplement for me, do you? No. No. I
appreciate it. Thanks, man. No problem.
She's just making sure she has her stuff
in my building. Okay. Appreciate it.
Yeah. So, the way our processing
works all the No. No. So, we have we
have a processing area that's usually
only got like five or six people in it.
Um naked. No, no, you won't be stripped
naked at all. The only time you get
stripped naked is if you're going in for
drugs, and you're not.
Um, so,
uh, they'll they're just going to get
you in there and ask you a bunch of
questions and that's pretty much it.
Yep. You'll be able to call your mom.
It's okay.
want to make
sure tomorrow.
I
understand. Here's
the 228 tow truck
something. All right. Give me just a
second, Lacy, and we'll get out of here.
Okay.
They're
semi if you
want. You got Kujo with you.
Yeah. Make sure I got All right, that's
your coffee. And then if I just get your
John Hancock right off the
chair. There you go. I'm not used to
getting super fast. I'm like, man, I
might not make it there. Uh there is
throw up in there. So it's mostly on the
pastor side, so you're going to be fine.
But it smells like all the alcohol.
It smells like all the alcohol. I
appreciate it,
man. Good time. Mhm. See you later, man.
All
right. This
here actually this
Heat. Heat.
Have you ever been in any kind of
trouble? No. Okay. I just want to make
sure that there wasn't anything else
that was going to pop up when we got up
here that make it harder for you to get
bonded out. As long as you've never been
in trouble, you're good.
How long you been vaping?
Seems like a lot of people vape now.
I just
Yeah.
Do you know what time it is right now?
5:45.
You're on the money. I am off every
single time. Good job. I got a good I
woke her up and she was she was like,
"Yeah, it's like 11:00." I was like,
"Nope."
Yeah, cuz the sun's starting to come up.
Yeah, cuz she said that she called you
at like 9:00 last night.
is what she Yeah. She She was like, "I
called her at like 9."
Yeah.
You're going to be okay. I know it sucks
right now, but I don't know.
Yeah.
This is something that you can get past.
It's going to take a little bit, but
you'll be able to get past
it. And like I said, we're we're going
to let you call your mom and everything
and get everything taken care of with
your daughter. Okay.
Yeah, there's a seat belt. Did you not
get buckled up here? Hold on. I'll
buckle you
up. Yeah. So, the seat belt's right.
Going to reach it. You're good. Usually,
so usually I have it right here. So,
that way all I have to do is this. But I
don't know what happened. All right.
Give me Give us just a second. I'll get
you up here.
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do what?
Um so your truck's going to go with JR's
towing. I've got your This is your slip
that'll tell you everything that you got
to do to go pick it up. Okay. Um you'll
be able to go pick it up and everything
else
and get all that taken care of,
too.
Heat. Heat.
The handcuffs will be off of you just a
minute, too, cuz I know they're
uncomfortable. I've been in them before,
too.
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All right, give me just a second. We're
going to be sitting out here for just a
second. Okay.
Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat. All
right.
Did you say you needed to use the
bathroom?
Okay, we'll get I'll let you use the
bathroom here in just a few minutes.
Okay. Nice.
This stupid thing.
Do you want me to unbuckle you so you
can get a little more comfortable back
there? It's It's We're only going to be
out here for a few more minutes. That's
all. We're just waiting on them. They
just took a guy in. So, I'm waiting on
them to get him out so that way you
don't have to go in there right in front
of a guy.
Cool. Yeah. So, I'm I'm going to let you
hang out here for a minute. Let him let
him clear him out. Okay.
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Hey, Grammer. She's a female. Just
letting
you feast.
Fantastic. All right, man.
my elbow. I should just tell you enough
my my knee as long my legs I was like as
long as my legs don't feel I'm good then
my legs don't feel dang
it. and my my son was like, "Hey, Dad,
let's go and float out on and so I was
like, "Okay, yeah, I'll go float." And I
fell asleep cuz I work midnight. Yeah,
of course. No, that's one thing. I don't
wear sunscreen now because it does not
That's what That's what that is, right?
Right there. That is sun cancer.
M. Well, I hope you uh I hope you don't
have too much ridiculous sun cancer or
anything. No, it's just my mom and my
granny is okay. That's what that is.
That's just I already
know you.
Yeah, that's true. I mean, if
you're I like the
sun. I put sunscreen on my face just
because my face I will get some
poisoning on my face and my nose. So put
it on my face. Yeah, my nose got burnt
too blistered up and it hurts really
bad. So I cover up the rest of my body
with my face is just whatever. But the
rest of my body it does get burnt and it
peels. But usually after it peels the
first time I'll be good for
tan like a little bit Indian. Yeah.
But if I'll get one time put sunscreen
on my nose and then I had a trail of it
going in my nose cuz I didn't put it
under. I just put it on it sunscreen. I
mean not sunscreen poison.
Hold on one second. I got to talk on my
radio and I got to be away from that
finger. It'll be
stupid.
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time 104?
Are these going either foot? Yeah, they
they are the worst shoes. They smell
awful.
Yeah, they smell like fake plastic.
So, I
um I was arrested when I first started
the police academy. Yeah. Like my my
like third week in the police academy, I
got arrested. Um, and I had to go to I
had to go to jail and it was a
nightmare. Yeah.
You're not going to have it nearly as
bad as it could be because you're coming
in at a good time. Um, it's not a busy
time. So, you're coming in at a good
time and you're not going to have to
deal with a bunch of my mom.
if I call her right now and see my
account. Is that okay if I call my mom?
So So what what you'll be able to call
your mom here in just a little bit and
then you'll be able to bond out of here.
You're not going to have to stay. You're
not going to you don't have to serve
time anything like that. This is
literally just holding and processing.
That's all it is. Okay.
Um they'll let you call her multiple
times. So until until they get super
busy, they'll let you come out and make
phone calls like crazy. Uh it's not that
it's not like beat up in jail. You can't
go to jail. Not here. We It doesn't
happen very often. Get beat up in jail.
Just because like I do have something to
go home to. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, you got
your little daughter. I understand.
I've got to I've got to ask you some
questions real fast. Okay. So, what what
I'm going to read to you is this is
breast testing. Okay? I'm just going to
read you one small portion and um you'll
be able to make your determination and
then we'll go from there. Okay? I am now
requesting that you submit to a lawful
test of your breath for the purpose of
determining its alcohol content. Will
you be willing to take the test?
What kind of trouble are you
in it? It's it's just evidentiary.
That's it. It doesn't determine trouble
or not trouble. It's evidentary. I don't
want anything between me and my baby
girl. No. No. That a DUI is not going to
cause anything between you and your baby
girl. But that I can't entice you to
take a dep breath test and I can't tell
you not to take a breath test. Okay? All
I can do is ask you if you would be
willing to. If you don't want to, that's
fine. If you do, that's fine, too.
Ah, so like I said, a DUI is not going
to affect you and your affect you and
being a mom to you again. Okay. Um, the
the only issue that you would have DUI
wise is just your driver's license.
That's it. So, so, okay. Right. So,
Okay. So, since you don't really know
what's going on, I'll explain it to you.
If you don't take the test, your
driver's license will be suspended for
you.
So, the thing is I have a kid and I
don't like I need everything. I I I got
you. So, so if you if you refuse to take
the test, your driver's license will be
suspended. If you do take the test, then
your driver's license won't be suspended
for that. I just want to make sure like
my
kids doesn't have I No, I I got you.
Don't worry. Don't worry about that.
This is not going to affect your kid. I
promise. Okay. I understand. I
understand.
I completely understand. Okay. So, um
I'm going to ask you one more time just
because I have to have you say a say a
yes or no. So, I am I am requesting that
you submit to a lawful test of your
breath for the purpose of determining
the alcohol content. Will you be willing
to take this? Okay. So, what you're
going to do is you're going to blow into
this. And you're just going to keep
blowing until I tell you to stop. Just
take a normal breath. And I'm going to
hand this to you first. Take a normal
breath. Once you take a normal breath,
you can start blowing.
Okay. Okay.
Blow. Blow a little bit
harder. You're still not blowing hard
enough to even get it. There it goes.
Keep going. Oh. Blow. Take a breath.
Blow harder. Take a breath and blow
harder. Okay.
Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow,
blow, blow, blow, blow, blow. Good. You
can stop.
It's hard. No, you're
good. All right. So, that's the first
one. And then it's going to do one more
and then we're done. Okay. And then
you'll be able to go pick because they
need Do you still have that little
peacup that they gave you? Okay. Cuz
they need that cuz they got to make sure
that you're not pregnant.
That's good.
You're done. One and done. Don't worry.
I was one and done, too. One and done.
I'm one and done. I am. Yes, I am. No,
I'm wearing Jordans. They're Jordan on.
Have you Have you seen Have you seen
this? Natural Jordan boots?
No, dude. So, yeah, I wear Jordans. I
wear
Yeah. Cuz I'm getting
No, I it was So, the reason why I
started wearing Jordans is because I pay
130 bucks for
I pay 130 bucks for the Rocky boots that
I was wearing. 130 bucks. These these
are
$104 for some Jordans. And I was like,
shoot, I'm going to start wearing those.
And then I went I had to run after
somebody. And it turns out that running
in these are so much better. I can jump
fences in these. This white boy can jump
in Georgia.
So they're going to put you in a little
holding thing. That's what's going to
happen today. So number one, it's 6:00
in the morning. It's so night's over
with. Uh, but they'll they'll set you in
holding and you're just going to be
hanging out with if they even got it. I
don't know if they have any other women
in here right now.
Yeah. So So there might be one other
girl. Crazy, right? No. What' you bring
yours in for?
Is she crazy?
I don't want to be crazy. You're not
going to You're not going to You're not
going to catch crazy in here or
something.
No, this ain't like TV. It's not like
jail on TV.
Her mom Her mom's a lieutenant at Homes
County Jail.
No. So, so you're just you're just in
holding. You're not actually going to go
back into the jail. Yeah. No. No. So, so
this is all holding here. This is it's
called ACR. So, if you went through that
back door back there, then that goes
into the actual gel. Actual gel. Actual
gel. Yep. All right. Here's this again.
Like I said, take a take a breath and
blow hard. Yeah, that's it.
And keep blowing. Keep blowing. Keep
blowing. Keep blowing. Keep blowing.
Keep blowing. Keep blowing. Keep
blowing. Keep blowing. Keep blowing. And
you're good. You can
stop. All right. Here you go. Take that
back from
me. Once it finishes this thing, I'm
going to ask you a couple questions and
then you'll get to go pee cuz I know you
want to
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be. I was heading
home. I get off at 5 in the morning.
Tell me about I was I was waiting to go
home and that person called up.
It's
okay. And he is going to come and wake
me up. That's my son. My son. And he is
going to come and wake me up as soon as
I get home and I fall asleep. He's going
to be like, "Dad, dad." Cuz he got
battleship yesterday and he wants to
play battleship constantly.
Okay. But I love that boy. So, I'll do
whatever. I'll go without sleep and play
battleship. All right. So, we'll go
ahead and just knock out these these
questions real quick. So, I've got to
read you your Miranda warnings. Have you
ever you've heard the Miranda warnings?
You've watched cops before, right? Yeah.
So, it's
21 John Street. You have the right to
Never mind. I'm not going to say it.
Yes. Okay. So, I just got to read them
to you. Um, and then we're going to do
some questions. That's it. All right.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used
against you in the court of law. You
have the right to talk to a lawyer and
have him or her present with you while
you are being questioned. If you cannot
afford to hire a lawyer, one will be
appointed to represent you before any
questioning. If you wish, you can decide
at any time to exercise these rights and
not answer any questions or make any
statements. Okay? Do you understand
these rights that I've explained to you?
Okay. And with these rights in mind, are
you willing to answer some questions? I
do. Okay. All right. Let me write this
down quick.
Yeah, you can have your phone
now. Yeah. So, we can't have our phones
in here un at first because this thing
will pick up your RFID and it'll start
going nuts on you. That's Did you hear
it when it was beeping and stuff and it
shut down on me? Yeah, that's what that
is. All right. So, I know I told you
while we were out there on the side of
the road, but I'm going to tell you
again. I'm Deputy Blackwood. I work for
Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office.
Okay. I'm just going to ask you some
general questions are going to be about
sleep, health, and um what you drink,
when you drink, that kind of thing.
Okay. Um and it's just to gather
information to make sure that there's no
underlying issues that could have caused
what we're here for today. Okay. Um when
did you last sleep?
It is 6:15 in the morning. Here, there's
your tissue. I woke up at
um about 7:15.
7:15 yesterday morning. Okay. So, you've
been awake almost 24 hours. Yeah. I woke
up at 7:15.
All right. Um when you woke up at 7:15,
how many hours had you slept?
six. Probably about six.
Okay. Are you currently
sick? No.
Okay. Are you you said you are taking
medication? I remember you saying that.
What kind of medications are you taking?
Um I don't know. The excitement of it is
prescribed by the dermatologist. Okay.
Dermatology medication to do it for the
uh the
spots that spes acne. Oh, okay. Okay.
Okay.
Do you take anything else? Nothing for
your cuz you told me that you were
having you had issues with your kidneys.
Do you take any medication for that?
Okay. Um, when was the last time you
took your medicine?
Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.
Does it just for like when you start
breaking out you take it? I was supposed
to take it all the time.
It's okay. I'm not either. Um, do you do
you take any illegal drugs? I know you
said you smoked weed. I do. Do you
regularly smoke weed? No. Okay.
And it was
like dab, not actual like pot. You know
dab's worse than pie, right? Yeah.
because it's concentrated THC. Um, when
did you do the DAB? Yesterday. Okay.
Like 9:00 last night. 10:00. Not 24
hours ago. Okay.
When when you were with um No, Taylor
didn't do it. It was just Okay.
It was
about 12:00 yesterday. Okay. Yesterday.
Like noon? Yeah. Midday.
Okay. Are you currently hurt or injured?
Okay. Do you have any kind of physical
defects? Extra toes, extra fingers?
Don't have a tail? No.
Okay. Do you
limp? Quit laughing, man. You're messing
me up.
Okay. Okay. Do you have any previous
head injuries? Like any kind of
traumatic brain injuries, anything like
that?
Okay. Do you wear false teeth? No.
Okay. Do you wear false
teeth? Okay. Um, are you blind at all in
either eye?
No. Dang. So, you don't have messed up
teeth. You got 2020 vision. You're doing
pretty dang good. Okay. I see how it is.
You don't have a glass
eye? Um, do you have any artificial
limbs? I do not. No fake toes or
nothing. Okay. Are you presently under
the care of a doctor or dentist? No.
Okay. When was the last time that you
saw a doctor or dentist? Um, I seen a
doctor about I mean I seen Olive's
doctor about 3 weeks ago, which is her
doctor. My doctor probably about two
months ago. Two months ago. Okay.
Yeah, me neither. I need to see a
dentist. I hate the dentist cuz every
time I go in there, he's like, "Oh, I
got to do this."
Your your mom is Is she still awesome in
the shop? What dentist do you recommend
with our insurance? I'll talk to you
about it later.
cuz I'm getting a new one. So, I want to
do that cuz I need a dentist. Okay. Um,
are you diabetic?
Okay. Are you epileptic?
No. Um, are you asthmatic? No. When was
the last time you ate?
2:00.
2:00 p.m. like midday. Okay. After lunch
and cheeseburger
McDonald's and chicken nuggets. Oh,
that's cuz you did that dab. That's what
we were on the river and I just like I
like I like cheeseburgers. So So you
were you were on the river and then you
went home and then you get a phone call
from Taylor saying, "Hey, come down to
Panama City." And you went to Panama
City. I went to McDonald's. I was on the
river. Yeah. And before I went even went
to the river, I went to McDonald's and I
got another cheeseburger just ketchup on
me and then I ate that. And then Taylor
called me and we were on the river and
that was fine. And then and then y'all
go to Panama City. Yeah. And then on the
way and then and then you on your way
back home is when you visited with me.
Yeah.
Okay. All right. And you had a
cheeseburger and chicken nuggets.
Two chicken nuggets. Only two chicken
nuggets. That's fine.
And we're we are literally almost done.
Yeah, cuz I I even if I have to use the
restroom in front of a bunch of people
just
you're you're going to be all right.
Well, I'm going to I'm going to take you
to where you need to go from here. I'm
not going to not going to just let you
walk out that door and be like, "Figure
it out." Cuz I hear a lot of things
about Joe. So So we call this the Milton
Hilton cuz it's so so nice here. I'm I'm
just kidding. It's not like that. No, I
understand.
I just heard a lot about And I was just
like what you expect. Okay.
So, there might be like two ladies here
and that's it. Um, but because because
they're going to they want you to do
this and stuff, I they may let you do it
over in the change out the change out
area. So, we'll we'll figure it out when
we walk out there.
Um, what what were you doing the 3 hours
before you were stopped by
me? We were at Coyote ugly. Coyote Ugly.
Yes.
Did my friend make it? Yeah. So, she
went and got a hotel room and then her
husband's coming to pick her up and cuz
he's honey and and as soon as he's Yeah.
He's going to come
and you
said the peach and lemonade.
What? without looking at a watch or a
clock. What time do you think it is
right now? 216. 216.
Okay. You were operating a vehicle when
I stopped you, correct? Your truck. Yes.
Okay. Um, you said you were coming from
Coyote Edley. Yes sir. In Destin.
And where were you going? I was going to
Bonaf.
Yes. Were you were you involved in any
type of crash? No.
Okay. Uh what city or county are you in
right now?
May. Okay.
I don't know what city or county.
You just said what county it was. So,
well, you're not in Bay County. You're
in Santa Rosa County. So, yeah.
I didn't know. I
didn't I didn't understand which if
there was Yeah. So, S Santa Rosa County
is a separate county. All right. Uh, do
you know what street you were on? I do
not. Um, maybe Highway 31, 231.
Highway
31.
Um, do you feel
impaired? All right.
pause. Do you mind? Um, yeah, I'll leave
my pen there for All right. Um, I'm
going to go ahead and walk her out here
so that that way she can use
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