all day man i've been waiting for your replies dude i ain't get [ __ ] from you all you texting me was like reinhardt or shut her down or whatever yeah dude it was like who is that i was waiting for you to be like oh yeah such and such ah jump [ __ ] oh they still gotta no [ __ ] kid after that hammer i thought i was gonna do big fat clean up play right there they got everybody overwatch what's up mikey oh nice one zach this is a random play i hit 100 a few days ago nice mikey get it sick [Music] so far so good no lag in this one that shatter up here dude let's go oh yeah i'm ready i got diva behind us but that don't matter what the hell happened look we actually followed up on that get out of here monkey power hell yeah monkey man good [ __ ] zach good players on fire sorry zach came up oh this is my fat grab right here after this do beat saber after this probably not oh i'm just gonna play this for a while and then i'm gonna go watch that new episode of house of dragons is it good yes i've been watching uh another thing i like it better than lord of the rings but i don't know yeah i've been watching that one lord of the rings i only watched like half the first episode of lord of the rings so i haven't really given it a shot yet all right back us up almost we have one more we have a third round oh my gosh i know let's play arcade mode four of you had a death match match no we haven't gotten oh this is a searching one okay but i don't have to play yet i'm not finished welcome to paris prepare for battle select your hero [Music] jesse we're in again oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay where are you reaper here i'm with you zach oh watch it i'm coming zach come back out watch out for zen right [Applause] i probably won't be able to watch your streams that often now oh hell yeah thank you doing good oh oh yeah my boy why why not mikey in school or something that's cool though at least i got you back hell yeah oh for sure damn it okay i think we lost yep that's for sure we lost [Laughter] oh back up guys back up these respawn times are super quick oh we're losing we're losing we're gonna be losing should we just join the game or yeah let's go did you already leave oh shoot she joined our game that's why oh i see he said the blind council master well i can't do anything because zack's damage is too high for me or healer oh yeah something's too high for me that i can't do damage no rock climbing today no but oh my gosh i'm so sore really when you do that it's just like your shoulders and your back and everything right no it's my forearms and my wrists shoulders are yes yeah damn on my pc are you down heat now dude yep dude i am super puff so both i have a lot more upper body strength so i tend to climb up like a monkey but my feet kind of lose my fitting a little bit that's cool you got the special gecko gecko feet shoes you know what i'm talking about yeah hell yeah who's climbing shoes no gekko shoes man gecko shoes hell yeah wait we're already in the match uh yep it was very very quick my friend very very quick oh [ __ ] we're defenders zach why you choose my character you know one of my main accounts had 400 subs and go lucio i do like lucio but i i'm gonna do this guy because he has a disco fever afro and the groovy belt that's cool randomly oh they got a farah i gain 100 subs a week or so good job good job zack that's the magic turrets heroes never dies okay i must go where i need it my tracer is low oh [ __ ] geez you got a lot of kills once that mercy came in [ __ ] died like who mercy what were you doing man like you don't do that every time you have valkyrie no i i go a lot higher than that just because over there it's too too much [Music] right side okay thank you i'm here the name is he like beans and burgers [Music] i like beans and burgers you like beans and birds yeah that's a good one i do see her yep she's trying to [ __ ] pick me no oh who killed you down there what the hell sorry she's so low thank you oh nice look nice heroes never died i killed a mercy hell yeah these healers are on it here they are no i never really looked at that mural that's pretty cool dragon mural above the drawing the dragon ball z one oh they knocked me off oh no we're toast oh boy i have oh good job [Music] hell yeah good job guys [Music] left side of you uh zinnia no c9 i don't understand the c9 so i asked the same thing to zach and zach taught me the way he said that or cloud team basically stepped off the point so they basically c9 to the point like cloud nine is the point that's all it is just walking off the point but you want to be on the i'll be watching yeah and that's how they lost okay that's how they lost by walking off the point yesterday last night what my joke last night like are you tired i've had a tuna all day every now i like that one that was okay because my that was pretty good i thought that was really good that was good i'm just a little sad turn it up my headphones oh who is this mr magillah jumping over all these grenades oh my god in the face you're ahead of me i right behind me i was i wasn't planning on going in yo [ __ ] that dude i wasn't going to that dip break that shield we haven't gotten a pick yet oh no already but they had a [ __ ] turret on it they have turret on point great oh god you gotta push it i can't yet if we get a pick that'll be really good okay here we go oh here we go oh i got stopped erase this down oh i'm coming i'm coming dps needs to take out that turret oh ball is still in there get it ball oh god don't mind me we're coming we're counting is brian the best choice should i go somewhere else ryan's pretty good i like right to go we just need to break these shields segment could probably absorb more damage with this joke activating the barrier wow yes it's struggling they need to go bastion and break the shields man we just really need to break those shields we have two flyers [Music] that's it i'm going dps next round okay that [ __ ] ain't gonna happen again we don't need to see this garbage zach you know our play that's our play they ain't us that's right oh how can i play some edge now dude whatever they're in for it man because i play super low 14 19 as dps okay i'll join you hell hell yeah that's my what are you what are you at 16 59 not bad not bad dude you're almost it's still there hey zach did you ever figure out if you go out with us tomorrow or nah i'm playing i'm probably tired probably not huh hit me up i will and i'll be disappointed with your answer zeni just make the the 1200 mile trip down here to texas not to california california that's right here oh yeah central southern southern southern like san diego we're not that fast no that's like more central but l.a yeah i'm probably going to be there well if you're there tomorrow man just come on by and get some korean barbecue it's fall guys oh really that's a good one a little mercy i could just [ __ ] fly all the way over there oh i almost made it i made it oh i see you go as like everybody else i need to jump across we should make an ice ball right there oh i can freeze the enemy foreign i made it four times oh no mercy's the easiest one dude i have mercy twice already suck out mercy again oh [Music] oh man did you get trapped by my things i don't get this no i don't really play legends see you [ __ ] there's something reinhardt no oh stupid ass bob that's oh i was going to ask you wanted yeah i don't oh we tried to pick blood moves when we just went into it i didn't care for it i tried baby oh yeah let's check the instagrams real quick oh yeah very very nice very nice all right it's time it is time zach i need you to pocket me oh yeah i'm dps hell yeah it's gonna be so good i have never played overwatch you're gonna be the best never played overwatch it's fun who in your chat has never played overwatch yeah what mythical gamer mythical gamer oh my goodness how old are you mythicalgamer i feel like if you're over 25 you have definitely had to have played it this is 14. okay i don't even think overwatch was popular you went bye-bye i can't see anybody oh yes legends four days ago which is that good [ __ ] started playing apex four days ago oh no apex is bad game dude oh no did they chase your ass yeah they did both doom and hog i don't know how he didn't land with my do you slept back here oh no good job sorry oh [ __ ] you got me i'm gonna need you to res that oh [ __ ] thank you thanks a valiant effort my friend yeah this game's on ps4 is this game on ps4 oh boy wow damn it i'm gonna need you to come in with a fat hammer i'm in a fat uh tire i will wish it now wishlist asterisk you're gonna wish list overwatch nice you should it's absolutely a great game you should actually not because of the second oh it's gonna be free in october yeah overwatch 2 is going to be free in october so yeah it's kind of pointless i don't know if that'll be on ps4 though dude that doom man probably it will be a speedy recovery i'm gonna try and get him what's behind the wall thank you good [ __ ] handle it that dude be squirming around all over the place oh my god i don't deserve it oh i'm sorry you died want a roblox link to a game from robot blocks game links no thank you uh i hate that amplified damage that doom gets when you get hit by a [ __ ] wall or something oh what's up j-man the hog saved me i've had school crap so yeah that's cool oh my god i'm so scared i'm so dead damn they [ __ ] pushing it bad [Music] anyways how have you been recently oh second second i've been pretty good how are you doing good how's that teaching thing going it's going good making that bread sweet everything where'd he go i'm back couldn't find it [Music] agreed i mean oh i almost had a wall deployed thank you second second you can find another gamer you gonna find what overwatch on ps4 like we're saying you shouldn't buy it because it's gonna be free to play in october mercy get in there oh no i had some terrible tires pink school just saw currency for it and an overwatch two bundle first best to hold it down its name with those walls i didn't know the walls were on a 5 second cooldown i thought they were on like a 10 second cooldown something like a lot longer than that because blocking them off like that every 5 seconds is pretty pretty tough on their end anyways good catching up i got to go to bed so sad i'll try to tune into the next stream but not guarantee i'll look some more bye good luck all right later jay later attack commences in 30 seconds yeah i don't i don't know mythical you probably shouldn't buy it because i'm pretty sure it's going to be free to play like on everything that overwatch 2 on the nintendo switch boy hey except for that that was whack nice red nice oh good [ __ ] get [ __ ] back in the fight oh that lucy is so low oh babies on your left dude on your left yeah just overwatch too and it also needs ps plus so i can't play it anyway yeah you don't ps plus doesn't apex name ps plus all right another revive is good good good let's grip up actually nope i'm too poor apex is a free to play game yeah but i thought free to play games still need to playstation plus oh my god some games don't i'm going back to [Music] oh foreign like apex rec room fortnite and fall guys oh no come on well that was a sorry game dude that doom at the [ __ ] beginning smurfin ass there he is zach what do you have to say about this performance i didn't really want to play this i did good you had a lot of resonance dude see look he got a card for most rezzes ever you know i had to vote for you zach you want to keep playing healer really okay it's my highest rank no it's not dude is it really mm-hmm what the [ __ ] is so sweet you only have 47 hours on her man meanwhile i have 91. not bad not bad i have to go to sleep i have school tomorrow and i have to go to probation haha overwatch what's up fudgy gaming how many people you got watching the stream just two people keep coming and leaving i'm gonna grab some water real quick text me something dude zinnie do you stream at all i used to uh and what happened you didn't want to make millions of dollars i never got viewers um let me pull it up were you good like talkative engaging to the the stream at all probably not probably not i tried um i mostly did it for [ __ ] okay let's see you trying to look for it right now okay what sex what's that stream uh it is perfectly poor gaming three letters or three words is it blue fire or is it perfectly imperfect perfectly poor gaming like uh just three words perfectly poor gaming it should have like little controllers and stuff on it gray background red letters or something like that what's up we trying to get you a new subscriber zach hell yeah and so i surprised how many subscribers you have so far the last time i left off with you you had like 87 600 what the hell happened to the 13 others i didn't have 600 i thought you did no perfectly poor gaming that's what your thing is called uh-huh throw it in the chat zach yeah perfectly poor gamer shout yourself out on the in the general and then zeni's also going to open up her uh stream right now too yeah it's like auto uh fills for me for when i do it in like an incognito tab once i type in perfectly poor gaming oh you're you're that popular zach yeah does the auto feel for you now yeah that's dope what's up scion you finna play uh yeah uh wait you're gonna play because we're in a search right now yeah i'm just leaving just a second okay okay back us out zach let's get this no [ __ ] in here we gotta wait for him first dude we gotta wait for him first dude the [ __ ] we gotta wait for him first dude [Laughter] i made a a new character i've been playing as a barbarian because [ __ ] fun as [ __ ] just killing [ __ ] and the uh what was that game again boulder skate yeah oh so you had to start all over i didn't get too far during my first flight there i was playing as a warlock that's one of the things dude like i love playing um what's that game that we play together zach with jacob you get to do the role characters uh has the red prince in it divinity in the original sim yes i love that game especially playing with my brother and zach it's it's really fun i need you to drop like the link yes i thought you did already i see his name right there but i don't see a link yeah because it's not finding you i need like direct invite there's direct access right now i have original sim one and two it's been pretty fun are you streaming on youtube yeah yeah youtube oh that's my problem yeah you're probably on like twitch or something i don't think like if zack gets big on youtube i don't think he can go on twitch no once you sign a contract with one of the other they don't allow it yeah freaking everybody trying to keep them pickles to themselves huh like one of my friends he signed a contract with twitch and just because some of his cliffs from his stream on twitch got uploaded to youtube they banned him for a couple weeks or a couple days really they weren't allowed to do that yeah see that's whack a lot of people are moving to youtube though because they treat people a lot better supposedly well that and you could stream at any given follower base like twitch it was it was tough you only can stream it like 600 followers or something something like that was it oh no i'm thinking of tick tock like i'm on tick tock and i'm trying to get there i have like 2 000 followers on that but they're just like i think i got uh account it says account warning on my thing and um i've been losing a whole bunch of followers i have every video that i post i only get like one or two views it's lamesies are we killing up for a roller oh my bad i thought we were uh the iffy thing about oh z we're waiting for zimi what i thought i clicked okay so did i on which you can't immediately get subscribers like for like the five dollar subscription button or whatever you have to have a certain amount of basing and then you still have to get approved by an admin of twitch and yeah see like that's too much man like i wanted to get right in the groove and like just like zach's that got right in the groove and i want to say within like three months he went from zero to 600 580 you know he grew really quickly and then he started working you're not friends with an admin either i think the the base followers you have to have before you get a subscription is like 2 000. what that's that's insane that's a lot man it's because they expect like they expect everybody who streams to have like the same you know viewer count as [ __ ] shroud and [ __ ] nobody ever wants to watch overwatch though i want to watch overwatch zack i'll watch your overwatch they all want to watch me play beat i saber the only person that watches bragger and mo7 and among roger they're probably the most wholesome people or at least you know good natured i love that game frogger should stream that dude yeah everybody can laugh at me dying every two seconds by a [ __ ] bus i thought i'm all happy on the stream i love frogger fall in the lake for the river just get angrier and angrier yeah not my cup of tea i don't like to get angry someone said a bad word what gonna get worse now honestly hi zach you chose my character again what am i gonna do i'm just covering up the word it's taking it away it should be a another thing as well like if someone says words like you can't control other people youtube's better about it though i think exactly people in chat are asking if you're streaming right now [Music] that you like is that my boy green octane yourself you can come to the place hell yeah play some over and watch with us yeah i don't know green octane might be too tired by the way nice safe nice safe you're welcome here got him i got him oh keep that shield up baby oh no he [ __ ] stunned me right when i altered there comes a hammer don't get something right be careful dude okay a speedy recovery hello mercy they're calling you a [ __ ] oh yeah i put the link to the stream in chat bro it's a youtube account yeah i saw it tell them it's perfectly poor gaming dude i'll tell him i'll tell him oh yeah oh my gosh oh boy at least i have gold oh my gosh yes sold out baby yes i found my [ __ ] okay you're gonna have to get in there oh yes oh [ __ ] okay i was like way up in there why would you steal my shoe you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that's great hey chill dude i'm trying to stream over here how do you [ __ ] you i'm here baby i'm here [Music] that's great for my [ __ ] i got like i got like 10 year olds that watch this [ __ ] man come on wait you do yeah dude that's like all he gets is like i want to say like 10 to what 16 is your main audience no especially for pizza yes the youtube algorithm says otherwise but i don't know i asked the chat one time zeni i was like hey uh yeah like give me an age count like how old are you and everybody's like ten nine eleven important oh [ __ ] you said [ __ ] yeah well you could like curse on it you just don't say like any uh yeah oh it's like racist things yeah you know i still do whatever just to [ __ ] with zach but oh they got a teleporter i need healing hello can you hear me oh yeah suck this [ __ ] i'll suck this picture i mean nope not mccree for a reaper sorry just [ __ ] [ __ ] rape he got his face repositioned [Laughter] [Music] don't say that daddy my toast zach i'm waiting for the uh famous zach rez never mind it was my res was enough let's just play with it dude you'll get it right when i freaking vaporized out come on red you're there with no heels oh it's actually there zach's there oh and the freaking rezzies man i gotta clip my raptor claws man there you go zack i'll purchase another ball for you what thank you value hell yeah oh zach i'm coming back here you go zachary no zack no okay come on guys [Music] well she was sleeping [ __ ] doll oh [ __ ] you're streaming you guys are so bad oh boy sorry again i don't know why we're trying to go left side though [Music] as much as i could do [Music] oh oh [Music] i'm just taking that big l on this one i guess touched hell yeah oh man good game this game was stupid all right chris you're it zach you're out oh hey i gotta play the game for that see what it was oh it's me holding three people off the map then killing the other people me baby it was when i was on point by myself alone all righty uh zach zinnie and chris you must choose yeah wait for everybody else to choose no no first come first serve get whatever you want i don't know what i want that's what that's one way to see what's left that's what i was doing but oh damn counter strike and pub g very very nice yeah yeah oh but five years ago a lot has changed since then i tell you what yeah i have i didn't see all the videos like i've played more easily but i have it anyone else love pooping in the shower while listening to spat but we're not in the game we're in like a little practice yeah everybody loves that turtle some people type the most random [ __ ] in my chat dude no he had the high ground but i have the high ground bye hey what's up uh walmart sinatra if you guys are new you should subscribe join my perfectly poor game and change characters you have to do it like in when you die and like some spawn lobby thing in this particular mode but once we get into comp just when you respawn you can change did you work today chris oh hell yeah your day off are you coming tomorrow oh no you never you never told me one day i told you yeah you never know what day you can make it uh i'm not this week i can't because i have class on friday i was going to let you choose a schedule and then i was going to be i'll be open for next guarantee you're going to say nothing yeah that's what i heard i'll be i'll be able to do it next week oh hell yeah we found a game what'd you do dpsq well yeah chris dpsq red you're gonna have to work extra hard okay because chris probably played like maybe 15 minutes of this game bro i just took a huge dump now my butt hurts but i believe in you chris you could do it through the power of friendship okay no they're soaking they're soaking they're soaking in the sink they are how are they can you guys believe it i got a subscriber while i was playing overwatch oh my god yeah i wonder who it was i know it was it was walmart sinatra you sure it wasn't see me no i just liked that you don't [ __ ] that guy that's not what i meant i just don't worry man don't worry secrets stay with us well i got six now so what you think about that yeah well i was gonna very good job sir oh yeah i knew you could do it oh what is hitting you you guys are gonna [ __ ] die in here come on bro yeah go reaper go reaper amigo reaper uh no crisco reaper it's uh mid right mid right and that's uh we'll counter the monkey really hard i like it i [ __ ] hate this chris has to learn how to how to flex characters oh no he wants to be a pro gamer he's got the coolest ninja see though he killed anna let's go get it get it get it head shots too okay i do the same thing and i'm [ __ ] like holding your hand and i die but you stay alive i don't i can't explain it like the game likes me more i guess whatever i'm not saying i like this game or i hate this game super monkey get your butt over here i'm just getting off oh you got straight handling okay he jumped up my head um chris when when you're in like a big cluster do a right click and he'll do like a scatter effect with his arrow with his i know that you do oh come on bro i [ __ ] use the wrong attack that fingers i have drown syndrome once you get better with uh genji's movement chris he's more of like a enemy backline picker offer yeah just target the smaller people the uh the big tanks uh red will take care of his shotguns do like tons of damage ridiculous you want to be you just like the little people at the head left side cassidy that much because i keep subscribing to a very guys gotta pick well have you subscribed to me turtle you should be subscribed to me yeah turtle come on aren't you turtle you haven't seen the master of disguise come on who has it those 10 12 14 oh yeah [Music] so like what the [ __ ] you talking about some turtle 10 oh yeah yeah you're right 10 year old what are they talking about master of disguise and they're all typing it in on google master disguise all right chris this is where i see you shine man genji would do more damage it would be um useless still for me he dies too fast he does but that's you got to be you got to be on top of it man get you down i tried this monkey is just raping me that dash that you did chris every time you get a kill with it i know i know no you don't yes every time you get a kill with a reloads but this [ __ ] wasn't yeah we gotta go back to killing that monkey he's the one causing all the damage so doesn't know how to shoot me he just jumps on me and kills me oh because you just let that guy punch you in the face for no reason dude i don't get how his their genji is doing so much damage to me oh come on bro that's fun their genji's probably played him for like 100 hours dude hundreds of years hundreds of years oh right in my face i'm scared we can last boom dude i i don't get my fingers in spawn again i [ __ ] oh you just haven't found your player you're stuck on genji you want to be him so bad yeah he's like the hardest character and you're like you're like nah i'm gonna stick his genji [Music] i also say like play reaper i think it's fine just commit dude zach over here just doesn't know what he's talking about let's see how long path has been playing genji for the uh that's one of the secrets to you dash up in the air and then do your own like that's just something you learn with the many many years of playing genji how do you look at how somebody plays ah you can go to their profile maybe it's his most played character 84 hours wow i'm gonna beat his record no i'm just playing all competitive seasons ryan hart is 35 hours genji is 14 hours that's in competitive i'll go get a drink real fast okay okay yeah all modes genji 84 hours i mean it's alright it's alright play a genji you just stole it from him yeah this [ __ ] chris go ahead and pick a roll oh oh now we can't queue up because he went to go get a drink good job how come i can't do a a quick play i mean a ticket there um yeah like a a ticket um a priority ticket i can't do a priority ticket because there's so many of us it's already a priority basically hell yeah i did not know that's how it went well that's i don't know if that's how it goes but that's my guess the more you know here i'll show you how to play again is this ranked yeah that was but this is um practice range now why didn't you tell me this ring i would have taken it seriously dude you know we go straight into rank we never [Laughter] i want to see him do his genji i would have played a [ __ ] cowboy or whatever i told you to change creed does everybody [ __ ] about the name is everybody back i'm back what are you talking about get your where are you well somebody said they went to go get a drink it's loading yeah i grabbed my drink i think practice range custom game voting hey red's back though yeah yeah i'm back i've been back fulfilled yeah i'm not the one i'm already readied up what you gotta do are you ready to get the pic i'm waiting for zachary no we're waiting for you dude without looking i'm already ready now you are we get ready right there on the side i know but i had clicked ready for some reason i just [ __ ] clicked oh jesus please i'm tired of these [ __ ] snakes in this [ __ ] plane train train yeah snakes on the train and then it's eagles on a plane pretty sure it snakes on a plane i used to work at blockbuster for two years i know what i'm talking about [Laughter] i work at amazon [ __ ] i work at amazon did i see all those stupid ass movies coming in we don't even get amazon prime for free i don't think that's sad that sucks wait we're playing a custom or are we playing that's competitive searching but he's going to go ahead and do a custom game i guess we've got like a ten percent this put him on something where it goes where he can practice with what's his name oh just do whatever you guys want to do i want you to practice i don't need a practice i'm just naturally great it's an odd number go heads up with them zach genji versus yeah yeah let me go ahead let me get no don't shoot me i wanted to go 1v1 where is he come in the middle that is him he's cowboy oh now you go cowboy i meet him meet him up in the middle stupid game i'm tired of these stupid-ass games stupid-ass players oh close lagging oh he even pulled the lagging card on you i'm not that good at genji i only have like 100 hours on them a hundred hours dude yeah but it was on console i gotta plug my controller in uh what's up with this lag ain't no lag and now i'm not like he's in the middle come on [ __ ] all right genji v genji wait where is he genji begins uh he's a cowboy cowboy man so what how are you healing how look at that oh my god this game is so good how the [ __ ] did you get full health man hey this game is so gay i can't [ __ ] play it first of all it's too childish who are these people that just joined randoms they all want to play genji and mccree too oh one pick genji oh boy just yeah cowboy yeah we killed each other chris so you know what happens with that character when you roll what it uh reloads hell yeah oh zachary what the [ __ ] kill oh look at that dude look at that oh my god run run chris i just [ __ ] blasted him and he [ __ ] took all those shots and someone was shooting me from the [ __ ] top yeah no there was it wasn't even zach that killed me it was the guy that was on top it was red and he [ __ ] third party though oh red no third party come on man they're having a gentleman's shootout they killed each other what do you mean the other one not this one i i probably would have won honestly shooting me i wanted to swap to doomfist so it's a doomfist dude system fist them all zinni what do you do for work uh i work for the state dope dope doing um mostly data entry easy peasy yeah and then and then when nobody's looking you you game on the side on their computers no well that's chris chris uh green octane he just took on like five [ __ ] jobs this guy does not have a break jeez respiratory therapy oh very cool and and uh the clinical instructor and and i just applied for a sleep sleep lab position and then zach just graduated or not graduated got past his task and now he's a full-on fully-fledged teacher nice that's awesome red is a bum yeah and then i just graduated respiratory school so now i gotta go take my my test that's awesome i got all my hours for physical therapy make some good ass money yeah i have to apply to the school and then see if i get in to actually go in the pt program do it man well right but tonight after we finish gaming i want you to send me a message on discord saying hey i did it that might happen like next week next weekend this is wait a while ninja guy somewhere oh come on that [ __ ] helium [ __ ] should have [ __ ] died bro he reflected that guy's hook oh here comes the leg look the lag is bringing me right in front of him all right i was wondering why you ran like that right you know yeah i have no control over it it does this to me all all the [ __ ] time chris i can't even kill that damn what's it called right now uh oh here we go angie's up in the roof guys i don't have raspberry pens [Music] chris i get uh like spikes of high pings do you know how to fix it no wait you get high what spikes of high ping like they come in and out of nowhere [Music] i wonder if you're pushing your cpu hard i doubt it like i have all my settings on low or medium he's sleeping plus this is an old game he's sleeping don't hit him nice sleep nice sleep come on this [ __ ] ape is not even taking any [ __ ] damage off of me so it's a reaper oh yeah you gotta switch to reaper for the monkey switch to reaper dude trust me after you use your old switch to reaper that's what i'm talking about dude oh that was actually good i'm taking it back what no last time i seen it we were all on the point my uh friend and i were discussing possibly starting uh yeah only thing really dude honestly like you have you have oh feet dude that wasn't that talking to you about it the other night with fetishes i think so yeah dude if either that our eyes on a fetish i have a friend that just sits on cakes what dude [ __ ] sits on cakes they do it i don't know how she made it like but she does uh just sits on cakes i'm like what the [ __ ] you got that bubble butt man and then after you can sell the cake to them just like that stupid-ass e girl sold her bath water oh my god belle delphine you guys heard of her dude that [ __ ] would make like that i know i bought the water i looked at it it was eighty dollars eighty dollars for like a little jar of like pomade you know tiny oh my gosh she made so much money but uh i think i was telling somebody that cardi b alone dude i know she was you were telling me oh is you do 10 million dollars what did i say 10 million a month that she was making that's insane money oh dude i was clipping my [ __ ] so green like play inside like inside of me pretty much so you want to play mommy i'm in them listen to what you just said he's like just come in me stay with me green push up with me oh [ __ ] me oh i need healing i'm trying to get nano fast enough green is almost dead in the [ __ ] back ah bro chris you got your alt super fast man you're already at eighty percent hopefully mercy i'm trying to help i'm trying to help you sleeping over here sleeping over here who is this what's up congo we need one more for a sick stackies dude no you ran away from me i wasn't there i'm sorry i kept getting killed i mean with the nano next question genji's in the very top guys [ __ ] guarding oh yeah you can shoot you through there know it bro rather shield reloading oh dear get it chris get it chris sleeping over here ah come on bro this [ __ ] like i swear these [ __ ] stuns are so [ __ ] open you want to go after the tanks as reaper though because reaper has life steal so like he'll get a bunch of healing off her tanks and he does like [ __ ] tons of damage man nice rest nice rep pretty high i'm gonna die to the the pair over here yeah i got health back just go face to face with that roadhog dude no okay go for the roadhog dude yeah [ __ ] him up come on bro oh my god that's fun you're getting you're getting good at it no i'm not no i feel like i'm i'm more even more garbage i told you you should have done your own placements before matches this game i can't do it's like [ __ ] playing uh what's called the fortnight fortnite fortnite was easy we should all go on over to either pubg okay i just i just got i just got here like how is he getting so much damage using mccree that's what i want to [ __ ] landing shots dude no that's gay you know you oh you should be hanzo dude you go shots dude you just get your arrow around somebody's head boom it's a one-shot kill like the hanzo headshot hitbox is so [ __ ] gigantic it's like roadhog's ass dude it's like a giant that and it's [ __ ] his arrows are just [ __ ] logs anyways they they kill immediately you shot two two body shots kill depending on the hero really it's two body shots yeah for anything under 250 i think what the what the hell oh yeah i do thank you but not to sneak anybody's spot i could play whatever first come first serve man look uh someone spawn or just do random just do flex and whatever you get you get you get what you get and you don't throw a fit that's what i say yep yep you should all flex okay okay never mind so back to the only fans yeah so sit on cakes you'll make a lot of money let's just we want to do feet because she has really step on cakes man and step on cakes yeah okay how tall are you mini cupcakes just do like mini cupcakes yeah like if you're tall step on a cake and if she's small step on a cupcake you guys could do paris like that we're about the same heights but i weigh more how much then it's still just go with the cupcakes or what you do is you uh you uh what's called do a cake but just like try to pick up the cake with your feet and just like monkey toes dude interlock your guys's feet together with the frosting and [ __ ] all over it dude yes you know like we could be your managers man cut us in on some of that i know i'm like seeing you ideas she's not she's not ready for you sorry that actually got like twenty dollars from some indian dude for my feet pic man what he didn't know i was a guy but still they're all hairy like they're all no no no no oh my god your toes are so nice all right mommy your tootsies they're so good got size 13 feet and they're covered in hair peggy hill so that's why the hobbit green you know like if you stun and then you use the six barrel shot then it's like an instant kill right no it isn't because i've done it and it just you're probably doing it to tanks dude yeah if you do it to a squishy then it'll one-shot them you just one-shot the [ __ ] out of them yeah you just stun them and then but we're pushed way too far up green fall back way back like yeah yeah i felt back to where i am yeah see that's why you guys ready to be impressed with my skills run run run run kiss run crash run quest run quest run kiss run come on chris run oh god [Applause] broke the front line dude we all [ __ ] died what's happening don't blame me don't blame me see you got zeni all worried about us man we're we're gonna lose their mercy has the witch skin i could transfer over to the witch skin if you want i wanted her to die yeah just played this corner green dude they just forgot chris over here yeah thereafter dude how is like they [ __ ] are super speed because i swear rocket boosters on her back oh my god this [ __ ] game is so broken you should have stunned her i i was out of stun i was having i i just don't get this [ __ ] game zach's gonna go break the [ __ ] out of this guy's shield [Applause] dude i am [ __ ] getting annoyed by this game today don't worry it's kind of this game you have to learn like what all the characters do that's a big part of it somebody you got no one oh dude oh no it was great wait go the limbs salty oh no salute who's over here getting their [ __ ] pushed in [ __ ] chris i just don't get this [ __ ] game oh juke moves any choke move you have to play a lot of quick play well i just need to quit playing this [ __ ] game it's a really good game man no it is i don't know all of you guys but i can't play this game how long have you played it dude this is like literally a second too long no it is not yeah it is i've tried every [ __ ] character oh green doubt it dude green i i got you man get ready to rock and roll oh my god dude you can't do the jazzy zack shuffle man let's see if you let's see if you can do the most broken thing in the game it is okay so follow um the blue girl okay yeah i i could follow zach i forgot oh [ __ ] dude damn it's not gonna work well maybe you could teleport them um no i don't i don't know where you could teleport we'll go to bus and we'll teleport to the top right area okay do you teleport me the number one uh tip is to don't be negative that really helps the game play zach what's your eliminations at two uh i got zero i got zero i got goldilocks as mercy hell yeah how many two oh my god you're ready to teleport everybody oh bashing so careful oh don't let it rest don't let it rest oh come go i'm trying baby i'm trying i got the mercy that wasn't too hard now all you got to do is sit on the payload yeah now you get come over here chris i'm helping whoever is over there uh he got all right chris hey hey hurry i need you we need you right here where are you all right just melt up right here he will protect you wait what everybody will protect you just mount on the payload yeah oh you're a little too far up i'm sorry he's good i like the very apples i like that too sweet behind this somewhere he's going for you chris turn around dude you're getting shot okay i got them oh hell yeah now you got super nice one guys nice one okay i don't have land for 20 seconds we found we found chris's player dude [ __ ] trash dude dude oh they're all up oh i'm coming up your inside your inside yeah back up chris good good good we'll heal you all right get enough ready to rock man ready to rock baby get it reaper on top good job good job i can't rescue you i cannot raise you i don't know how this guy got on top of me but okay he could teleport d9 preparing this just reaper behind him behind us oh no i'm lagging again there we go thank you hey why won't he die come on time see he's on the left all right chris uh reaper on top of us in the hallway how's this reaper [ __ ] destroying us he was nano we get a chance to push in i have a window hell yeah reaper is monkey he's by us where does it talk to you good old uh don't worry hopefully i'll be able to pick you up nice one oh four seconds four seconds [Music] chris turn around and kill reaper man ten seconds for a rest break whenever you see those shields break those shields chris yeah i know somebody what is killing me dude reaper yeah junkrat killed him whoever is in front of me i can't see oh my god hell yeah get it boy get it monkey chris push up reaper's up top he's gonna jump down on you guys he usually likes to jump in on the front and not like the back way oh my god i put my cool down for lamp too don't have a line for a couple seconds reaper's chasing you mercy oh [ __ ] that oh can't go back up baby on top on top to the right on top of the right reaper coming in it's done good chris good chris chris please listen to my calls that's the lamp really push up chris hardcore push up [Applause] that's all i'm talking about push push push push push they don't have feelers for this fight they all got nothing for this fight that's what they do it's too easy you easy four minutes of bus dude i'm gonna need like six bottles of water after this one for my eyeballs because they was peeled back baby yes he did like bastion's really good you did good as bastion you did good as reaper come on man you're doing good oh you could do the um the zack jesse switcheroosies on this no on defense no we're still on attack we're on attack oh [ __ ] what are you gonna play congo this is patent pending trademarked and all that stuff such a good player yeah come over here chris this way i excel as diva and i suck his diva red's really good at diva i exhale dying and i am best that day that best i just died who's good at diva uh red the [ __ ] coming yeah man for taking out that one uh bastion [ __ ] like the male 1 the male g spot of divas i know how to i know how to dm that's about it yeah i'm gonna know how to throw an oats around i know a lot of a lot is i got the bastion but i'm dead i need you to break that shield i need help with your left question left left [Music] there's only a mercy back there no mercy's dead all right mount up mount up mount up over here chris on the point oh the point i'm switching to tour real quick oh yeah i'll just go right yeah right there okay behind us watch behind us chris if you could get up a little bit yeah one step up that way i could heal you from any killing don't worry too much about healing yourself chris because i'll i'll pretty much uh babysit you i'll put the bash on the back so you don't have to worry about people flanking you either oh yeah nice needs help diva diva diva hell yeah let me boost this [ __ ] up behind us behind us junk up behind us uh he went back inside chris heal yourself hear yourself chris okay got it right there lagging oh no oh that's that's because i'll keep you alive cause i'll keep your life i got the mercy chris you need to reposition sigma is low sigma is low chris you got this chris you're doing good yeah i'm good oh yes baby oh my god chris with the [ __ ] mad dps dude all right you took you took gold dps from zach dude what yeah did you no no chris yeah now is the time that we betray our former master can okay so this is the time chris you need to need to need to be on top of this he's going to teleport you from one spot and then to the other and you can go back and forth at your own leisure back and forth back hold on does he have the button set yeah he has a hot kid on his on his mouse am i healing all right tell the board up here with me oh my god you're way above me i think it's also because i'm telling you yes dude you're doing it really good okay now come on just stay here with me uh well i'm gonna teleport you from right here to like right over there and you'll basically you'll have two angles on them okay but you have to go back and forth by yourself okay in yeah in turret mode so get a little closer there you go and then now do it teleport teleport telephone teleport back and forth oh [ __ ] you can do it as fast as you want and dude it's dope man you can also heal yourself so when you come back to this spot right here teleport i'm dead whenever you hear that bastion you have to make sure you take care of his ass oh [ __ ] other than that chris you're doing really good fashion it isn't a character that you can play everybody because they will counter the [ __ ] out of you with genji and stuff it was a good try though man it was a very good track we'd put up uh oh they've still gotta make it all the way i'm stupid i thought we lost gaming over [ __ ] ain't dead yet oh [ __ ] i've been off more than i could chew oh yeah break those shields break those shields kill yourself hear yourself i can't i can't all right you're by yourself okay so i kill the best oh damn it you did good get it damn it nope not me baby oh i'm not there idiot oh i'm gonna have a diva bomb right now oh i gotta take a mess this diva ball oh [ __ ] deflect all that stuff back at this crack beautiful fatties they do have a mercy though what mercy [ __ ] mercy dude i like that i will not falter fake ass diva oh yeah fake ass trick get out of here this is my own [ __ ] and i'll do it again oh chris you could heal yourself baby oh diva i'm coming good job guys good job oh get back [ __ ] oh damn dude regroup i almost have diva bomb again i gotta make a count [ __ ] they only have one minute be careful there's a fair coming on our right side i think she doesn't have uh though that's good [ __ ] dude i went to go chase you totally forgot oh man yeah i mean dude oh you might need it to use that [ __ ] but they got shields i'm a diva bomb i'm a diva mom wow i got no one oh he's happy he's happy half chris focus the other bastion focus the other bastion good shield good shield i'm coming for a rest kiss all right dude how'd you guys let me get oh jeez let me get silver damage probably chris let you get silver damage dude i was just focusing on the basketball so like when there's an opposite bastion chris you have to manhandle that bastion and um just kind of be cautious of like where he might pop up because he'll they'll do this they'll be approaching a corner they'll jump into that corner and while they're in midair they'll transform into tank mode or turret mode and that really gets like an edge over like a defending fashion such as yourself so just be cautious of where he likes to go and where he will go and you'll always have that area covered and just start ripping into him if you see him with a ryan shield like a rhineshield then you're going to want to immediately just get up and move i'm just going to hide him this time oh yeah yeah yeah don't even don't even like bother with it if you see a right shield scared you guys there's a lot of pressure on chris right now because he has to make this work oh that's contagious don't do it don't see the bastion yet they don't have dashing all right this one let's go down jump right or he's down oh get him get him merciless chris you need to push up chris you need to push up you're not doing that much damage that far away just hear yourself chris here yourself you're way too low okay damn it damn it what is shooting at me uh far altered on you from above i'm coming with bomb boys stay alive everyone get on point damn point no not tough chris not all right uh oh no no we have to have to have to stay on point yeah if we leave point like if you get more than like three feet away from the point it it'll count but it's good you're playing bastion come on chris let's hustle he got the bad spawn yeah same just hold on we're down to people we're getting pulled off point all right good immortality good immortality down the hill i'm coming back behind us behind just behind us this year boris down look just remember stay on point chris with your turret how are you oh diva trainer good one good one good one zach hey what's up mickey how you doing behind us behind us behind us chris behind us i know but i'm focusing on the guys in front of us uh the healer is almost dead dude i'm on it dude i'm on it the [ __ ] i'm doing good nicky how you doing what are you eating lucky ducky i go with bastion or go something to go with whoever you're comfortable with man like you you're doing really good there you know this is how many rounds so far did we play four or five that's the sixth one okay like this is a really long game i'll tell you that right now this is probably gonna be my last game oh zach don't leave me like that come on and i'll throw this this is probably my last one too oh zimi come on i gotta work tomorrow but i wouldn't play with these guys alone dude four more kills and i have 60 kills everyone yeah 60. what's the silver nine no that's not possible [Laughter] i got 27. i think my most is like 72 74. god damn it was like a long ass like a world game where you gonna sit chris you have to pick a spot because she's giving you a shield uh they have bastion again great all right chris so they have bastion you're gonna have to play around that okay dvd mix good job good job yeah great brain shield yeah yeah i just feel like you're industry for reaper don't chase reaper don't choose reaper don't chase him kill yourself because hear yourself rewind again [ __ ] them all up all up chris come on bro it just went out there [ __ ] died take care of that bastion take care of this dude come on they're all squishy on point they're all squishies i got one i can't get the bastion i need help my turret's killing everybody [Music] if you're over there get on point but hide behind my turret is absolutely [ __ ] everyone up i'm lagging dm that [ __ ] [Music] my turret just decided to stomp everybody at the end there okay i got all three gold [ __ ] and i almost have 20k damage 30k healing man ninety percent of it is uh chris on bastion oh hell yeah denied that's what i'm talking about dude you know dirty are you red 30 30k is nice that's a lot thank you thank you i think i only had like 21. dude we were on in that game dude they were not gonna win chris with the bastion plays man yeah that was fun and he's he's over here getting frustrated saying i'm not good at this game i bet you right now he has the biggest [ __ ] smile no i don't i don't i don't even feel like i killed anybody i felt like i got it it doesn't say uh it's already too late i mean you literally just watch it flash in front of your face yeah all right so you guys going to bed yeah all right have a good night everyone chris you ready to go hop on a real i know what it is let me go to the bathroom real quick and get some agla he's in a pubg