yeah where the [ __ ] are they man b now they went inside the house right there where uh on my mark i died one over there where the [ __ ] are they dude i just killed one all right next to you [ __ ] he's he's in your building i got him i don't know oh my god baby is he inside he went inside here oh there yeah he is right here where are you right there the [ __ ] are you where the [ __ ] how [ __ ] you get upstairs [ __ ] [ __ ] i got two people watching hey what's up yo i shouldn't have said that hey what's up cleanly you didn't want to walk no i'm playing warzone family don't leave i was just kidding where i'll play among us yeah i'll go buy uh what's it called after this down here fire still down here i mean there's someone 40 meters i think they're down there okay i'm gonna go by uh overwatch a second one no the uh a second one not the second one there's someone here 40 40 meters there's somebody up here yeah hey why are the routers i don't know why jesse's so rich all of a sudden he's just buying video games like like it's nothing i mean there's that thing they're up here probably it's not available oh [ __ ] i will play something same thing don't worry i guess i'll play overwatch he's gonna need what the [ __ ] oh we would like to but you just [ __ ] left us boy oh those guys right there where all right there's more over here oh [ __ ] sniper sniper down my sniper yeah serpentine good good good there's a homie he has a homie over there they're dead you're scaring me there's people over there oh i need my can you drop down can you drop down you drop down [Music] how long do they have this for oh they down no there's someone yeah how long do they have the uh vision of us for he's all a couple weeks oh [ __ ] they're up there i thought you don't leave oh [ __ ] why do we have enough yeah somebody's behind us somebody's behind us yeah i think he's on top of us oh [ __ ] all right t-shirt tray quickly uh hero gallery i'm playing up clean up whatever i don't know man oh yeah he's right there just for a minute though oh no no nice i am yeah he's we uh i don't know whatever hey be honest i broke him i broke on broke him he's dead yeah now the ones that are boxing that was your last warning oh my god beena with the 10 kills all right girls all right i'll i'll be back in a little bit all right gym time yeah i'm fine peace out all right you ready to play yeah let me um sign into her [ __ ] let me see how much it is again because i believe it was ten dollars oh we're playing more war zone because that's free no dude we're gonna play some over wheezing why can't you play on your own account because i want to place really really low warzone who can't play warzone defending i'm just gonna go play by myself [ __ ] you guys are you still playing human fall flat zach or is this oh this is a video that i'm watching you ended your stream a long time ago i didn't know my stream i'm streaming right now well that's 43 minutes of my life wasted dude well no that's still good you still gave me one no i've been i've been watch doing a watch hours for you for like the longest time man plus human fall flat was a good video well i'm not listening to like any of the words or anything it's good though and aria we're getting mad at each other how does she get mad at you dude because i'm not listening to her i'm just doing whatever i want blake i went to sleep cindy and i watched 3ds today for a shot of um 95 percent oxygen it was called like boost something or 10 dollars that's expensive i feel like ten dollars for something you can just breathe for free well not 95 but yeah not 95 but i was just like wow for a shot so it's like what one inhale i think it it was one inhale i took pictures of it so i'll have to see yeah but dude i was i was just laughing i tried sending it on the uh discord but the my files were too strong it said let's see zero are you gonna give me green's credentials so i can sign into his i'm not going to trust me yeah he's what twenty-two me sign in okay missing account there we go not bad not bad [Music] yeah today was pretty killer is the camera why you level his account of first dude you're right oh you don't think that it starts tracking you the second you start playing dude double kill she's gonna play tank anyways she's probably just gonna play mercy and left head or something right here it is are you [Music] whichever yourself i sent you an invite exactly oh my god dude i'm serious i wish i could go play in my tub right now it's just [ __ ] hot no i've never done that i've thought about it but i'm too afraid i'll drop my switch in the bathtub get one of those uh i don't think they make waterproof because there's like there's like heat uh vents on it so yeah no i'm talking about getting one of those like little center dividers for your tub oh i know you know you know what i'm talking about like a little tablespoon [Music] you're like a little floaty for it yeah zac you ready or yeah oh i'm later yeah always always always i can't you know i don't like me clicking these things let's eat these [ __ ] potato chips cindy made some good ass burritos last night she was banging this morning i mean but what is this like modern warfare 2 watch the reveal is it modern warfare 2 but now forever yeah no it hasn't been out forever the announcement has been out forever for a long time i feel oh so there's no modern warfare 2 yet in um making they're going to release it soon well it's talking like you could pre-order it now and get open beta early access okay bingo and i were playing with cinnamon it's not so hard to play in a console if you're used to playing on a console you know i think you can do my job dang three people in the chat dude welcome everybody that's uh no it's not my subscribers because they'll be like hello oh oh i got bastion dude jesse [ __ ] oh on youtube i'll go there further experimentation i got my reinhardt taken though so don't expect any cool players how'd you get your reinhardt taken somebody's been left with me i don't even think i hit anybody and i got gold kills i thought there's only one tank on a team in overwatch too oh yay what's up dude where's that oh that bash is doing your tricks oh [ __ ] blake has joined the chat probably since i applied people watching 407 subscribers getting there boy were you not playing before step right uh oh uh oh feel like i get more viewers am i ugly zero zero would you stop watching me if i check on face game oh i like that when he says that they get my reactions [Music] dudes 30 seconds remaining [ __ ] no heals you know about the pressure oh you know just a pretzel dust of course [Music] do you rarely ever see that man i don't even did we have any high noons yes it's high noon hope i farted there yeah any other it's of the west killer of the west i once wrote a oh you know i'll give you nanos ah the master of the chamatta clan three two one attackers incoming defend objectives let me know let's put this box down my friends here you go dude nobody's paying attention to this bastion i don't know if it's the same person you're not huh break that shield man i'm coming back heroes never died oh back back up get in there i got the [ __ ] slept still kick dude may have the stupidest um [Applause] may you need to learn how to do your wall manage your walls way better man suck at them [Music] 30 seconds remaining okay victory oh man look at we're on fire dude i got a gold nasty headshot okay traveling to route 66 prepare your defenses select your hero i'm probably gonna get kicked us yeah let's just back us up or did you okay yeah i'm backing up i was like why did you change it really make it fast i backed out already trying to open up my window see if i could get some good ventilation up in here wait this might be good it's nice and cool outside now four three two one i will be right back dude i'm going to open up all the windows to the house it is super cool my uh right foreign welcome whoever just joined the chat the [ __ ] is this welcome welcome whoever joins us welcome to the stream make sure you subscribe if you're not already the perfectly poor game the perfectly poor gang mm-hmm blake what are you up to watch my stream dude watching us watching the best stream in the planet earth he's probably laid back on the couch bag of popcorn plus new discord anybody else [Music] or i'll hit you with my bike you don't even know what what will happen to your house you better comment or i'll bomb it i don't even know what happened to your house this guy put like his actual youtube link in the chat i guess i'll do mine too but i'm not going to put a link five four three like you can't even click it anywhere attackers incoming defend objective age enemy oh i got effed up in there zack oh games are so sad dude look at our [ __ ] [ __ ] is not healing you well you ain't gonna be losing switched over to me oh [ __ ] get him away from me is again nice team balancing blizzard very good who the [ __ ] in the back of their line i want to know who's all the way in there dude oh fine i'll have some [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh crap um oh my god no [Applause] um thank god well everybody left the streams like people like oh i need to stream so late but then nobody watches this it's like the middle of the day [Music] welcome welcome to my humble stream can i offer you a refreshment how about some iced tea iced tea would be nice just kidding i [ __ ] hate iced tea really shit's nasty would you like a whiskey sour my friend ew is welcome to hollywood prepare to attack select your hero hey kermit you okay i'm a one-man apocalypse um [Music] what are you looking at capture objective okay here we go uh did you just bless that guy away oh [Music] mccree on top yes that [ __ ] dude i came up right behind him that's hilarious [Music] get in there [Music] oh uh [Music] oh my god zero dies run uh we're holding it oh resume that's me dude what the [ __ ] [Music] my zero dive oh my zero dies uh so close to zero guys play of the game how many deaths did you get i just won that one oh my god oh my god oh pray to the young lord the hell you were talking about this guy's like oh two more levels dude and he can play ranked oh pray to the young [Music] lords oh mighty yogg lord zach what'd you have for dinner carnitas the restaurant place no those carnitas hey what's in the arcade homie uh bring me through even let's see i don't like this dude we have captured the flag at no limits if you want to play that you'd rather play capture the flag than 3v3 yeah i don't like 3v3 just because like say if i die within the first second of the game i have to wait till you guys stream why do we have quick play classic well quick play classic is the ones where you yeah oh no i'll play dps though we will pray to the many young lords together so when overwatch 2 comes out you're going to be getting it or right now it's going to be free dude pretty sure it's going to be free oh yeah that's right they said um yeah you're right you're right it's just gonna be the pve that you gotta buy and that i don't know about let's just see what it looks like could be fun though it could be worth it hey what's up virtual monkey how you doing as long as it's like a reasonable price like the other one like 40 bucks i think it's fine forty dollars not reasonable for half the game i don't know it on sale i'm not gonna be like in a rush to get it you know just wait till sale oh yeah but starting price 40 not bad so how's it going virtual yeah yeah do we have any uh i like how alexa yesterday was like tomorrow alright you could step as late as you want because you're not gonna have any school see just stay up as late as you want and then she's like i'm going out with my friends well she's pretty smart dude you see how what she did there she pulled the whole switcheroo all right it's time for bed go to sleep it's gonna be like mommy said well let's see if she remembers man i don't really care i'm just chilling down here on my laptop it would be nice if i had a better chair should i bring my chair from upstairs the the beanbag chair dude the beanbag chair oh yeah you have some time because we're both deep dps i thought you had a beanbag chair remember no i got like the little fork chair but i don't know how to play like that unless i use a controller i guess i could damn chill daddy i could sit down look at the couch and use a controller well wipe her nose be a good big sister and wipe it off yeah do it right now i'm not asking do it do it now are you get a tissue wiper nurse because i don't want to well it's just like that's something she could do you know what are you telling me oh yeah i'm serious because she is your kid get a paper towel yeah but she's her big sister get a paper towel wipe her nose i watch her nose like 20 times a day bro wipe her nose off throw it away it's not hard all right it's not going to get on you just wipe it off did you do it are you nope good job barry thank you [Music] mommy's not here say mommy forgot about you she doesn't care i don't think she's here she's gonna be out later she's not here carmi she's not here i'm here she's like who the [ __ ] cares yeah you want what grilled cheese goldfish yeah goldfish i don't know if we have any more go get we'll take some of the sissies oh we do have some here so we found the game bro welcome to oasis prepare for battle select your hero oh death walks among you we shall prove ourselves in glory zach we're all soldiers now double five four three i have located teleporters [Music] out the power of get into positions surrender [Music] you play much apex or not really nothing at all i don't i didn't like it at all dude i didn't either but i also do you think i think i'd probably [Music] i would rather play fortnite that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger isn't it just it's just like the gun play from titanfall i like it oh just everybody starts in their mouths best zero to one you look ridiculous no one's accused me of that in a long time you can't beat them two oh zack come on dude capture the objective you gotta watch out for that tracer she's already in her back the objective soldier 76 reporting for judy dude this [ __ ] is all over the place man feeling better [Music] oh oh foreign i'm playing on pc zero playing my laptop right now i am capturing the objective we're just playing quick play if you want to play touch from afar it's on sale right now it's like 10 bucks yeah on pc anyways [Music] my ipad don't let that [ __ ] hook you now is it on there is it up on there i don't know um [Music] overtime [ __ ] man gotcha is it my player of the game right this guy right here boom how much more until i got the level 25 man hold on there's somebody at the door i don't know what they want all right back us up back us up let me ask lexi who's at the door if you don't want to go talk to him don't even answer them you know i don't know but maybe she knows who they are oh i know that girl is she hot no but i know her don't open the door for [ __ ] monsters dude is she hot no [Music] i just don't know what she's here for oh i just left though good whatever whatever hair loss dude you got some good we need to give her great the sewing machine it's i know it's cassandra probably whatever all right let's play sorry zero sorry blake sorry zero we should have just been queuing oh wait alex is calling me hold on you bald head ass [ __ ] all right i'm back hell hell yeah oh what happened to the queue oh i cancelled it because i wasn't sure how long that would take something like that what were you doing that was taking so long i just had to like go find something and give it to her zero said reinhardt looks buff he's a buff boy german engineering i'll show you who else i like my favorite characters this dude reaper is pretty cool pretty dope where's mercy's fun to play ball i like most of the tanks one history this so let's open some loot boxes how long does it take to get in a match it's like instant unless you pick dps and then it takes a little bit of time like a few minutes we're playing we're both playing vgs that's why it's taking time [Music] i want to look at some funny memes and look at some funny memes on reddit hell yeah dude you shut that off that's annoying foreign oh this isn't my account there's no funny memes that's kind of funny shrek fist oh dear we want to make things will be glass okay bye zero drama take it so this is funny dude to the uh it's like a sign somebody put in the bathroom and it says to the [ __ ] who put mustard packets under the toilet rim nothing in the world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers i realize that this injustice cannot go unsettled for the rest of my life and your most private moments know that i the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence i hope you stub your toe every day are you reading your life you never heard of that like you put mustard packets on the seat so when somebody sits down it like squirts mustard all over them all over their bum yeah mm-hmm you did the ketchup let's get a move on wow well now oh well now mustard [Music] self-destruct sequence i've got unfinished business yes diva you don't want to jump that widow that's [ __ ] capping on us or what uh [Applause] [Applause] uh [Music] back in the saddle again 60 seconds remaining all right she should be all over that widow 30 seconds you have gold damage more than that stronger back into the mix snipers victory victory yesterday at your service dude you just [ __ ] peel this cap back blue i had to vote for you dude if these brownies are still good that's what i felt like you did to that fool i hope you do it wouldn't take long to download anyways if you download it i'll go eat you need to eat i do not need to eat but i am getting hungry right now i'm trying to open up this brownie it's kind of old though see if it's still good [Music] that's pretty bad question is do you have night followed during journey what's that the horse drifting game oh no no there's been lots of updates dude they got tons of new guns and they got like loot chests and stuff now that's cool it's still hard as hell though you're probably still gonna be raging six gigabytes gonna take like two seconds i think it's too much i don't have that much room on my computer oh for that game that game's probably not even six gigabytes okay it's so funny like i'm like we're playing minecraft i'm like she's all moving around all weird i'm like aria do you need to go to the bathroom and she's like no it's like all moving around over here and i'm like are you sure she said i can hear you it's just like are you sure and she's like yeah like oh what you didn't queue up as dps and then a few and then a few minutes later she's like i gotta go to the bathroom and she like runs and like trips over everything oh no like running so fast in the bathroom just like eats it i will see them i can hear you it's not true [Music] tell him tell her that you're telling jesse all your potty secrets i'm telling jesse your party secret that you fell over and pissed all over yourself like a damn newborn baby oh no i thought she would just get a little embarrassed i didn't know she was gonna cry [Music] jessie's still here are you just playing solo zack oh my god oh you got your swamp nice like where you've been out all day i was watching i was just uh talking with my chica and uh doing my vlog catching up with some more all right let me play with us later i'm out of here this is not over zach you see how blake told you that he you had 20 minutes and it's bedtime sorry you have 20 minutes she said the [ __ ] with you zach zach you ate my mom 20 minutes is your bedtime zack this little one though this little window she told you that she'll go to bed if you go to bed back is that what i just heard well then do that man spend 20 minutes with her fall asleep and then 8 30. nice it'll blend into your environment oh yeah shake shake dude let's go damage it man oh zach what in the [ __ ] i mean nobody would give it to me yeah nobody's ever healing oh nice we're up [Music] [Applause] yeah sometimes yes you yeah but one's like uh team fight the other one's uh what's called whatever those things are called i was telling jesse i want like a dc or marvel shooter but he just like ignored me i didn't even hear that wouldn't it be fun though i feel like that'd be cool oh man iron man we all know once you get like thanos or dark side it's over oh yeah sometimes i don't think he ever listens to him um who stole your name zero is there a zero in here activity uh exactly ma'am these [ __ ] people are sucking at heels oh jesse have you ever gotten gifted anything during one of your tick tock lies no i need uh like a thousand followers for tick tock i thought you were going oh you go live on instagram right instagram free but then like it only does it for like two hours and i gotta [ __ ] start it again oh i get anywhere but here my god what's up with this [ __ ] team dude i want to go healers and keep everybody alive yes these guys definitely are not cheating but you were a disgrace wanted to put that there they're just playing better than you no dude just uh our team dude jesse you know i know you're one of those people that there's no i in team but there's definitely an me in team no there's not yeah there is oh there's not there's an m and an ent no i don't know how you broke spells broke ass i don't know how you spell t see anybody i wonder why they decided to drop like to 5v5 before the big justification i don't know who tanks just too much it should drop it down on one dps so it doesn't really slow down the game a lot probably yeah and it probably would have sped up gameplay a lot too and uh sped up queuing because so many people want dps anyways right well it's not a bad idea zach i think you should go work for him that's not a bad idea just got rid of healers really sped up the game i wonder like you take away all the healers where the healers would go they go gone well no they're gonna go like dps or tanks you know yeah a lot of people have support dude where are the heels that dude we need to cap this yo man sorry i just saw your messages uh unfortunately i'm running super low on coins so i can't do any loans today just a lie uh there is still more to my tail still knows a few tricks uh these guys got [ __ ] up oh nice one nice [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] damn defeat the ceo sex body i see your sexy body is that how the song went how leveling up good i'm a half a little more than halfway of 23 and after that one more level and it's go time baby oh i got it you uh be up late tonight justin what the hell yeah dude i ain't got school or nothing should i take one of my energy pills oh no dude just [ __ ] cup of coffee or yeah live life like dude honestly man you shouldn't be taking any of those pills yes you don't need it you're young all right i'm gonna take one yeah what you want me to od on them which reminds me dude i got i got one of those like fancy coffee things i'm gonna go get one of those i'll be right back i only took two today should i take a caffeine pill too what happened to your stream here what's going on my stream oh no your stream huh you're gonna roll queue or whatever what do you pick oh yeah because i was doing something i was in the bathroom [Music] and then just now jesse was like gonna go do something i don't know there's nothing in here three minutes kiddo tomorrow just let her stay up bro it's friday it's friday and i feel alright no not a whole one here first of all it's not friday wednesday second of all we got a schedule to keep feels like friday every day is friday for you man you're making a ride don't forget because i don't have work tomorrow and i'll be back on a few minutes my kids school ended what i got this reese's uh like macchiato stuff it's really good dude all right don't throw that in the ground you're gonna break the ground are you gonna break the ground secondly she threw a weight on the ground oh yikes dude yeah [ __ ] cracker tell her that she's gonna crack a hole in the ground and she's gonna fall to china and she's gonna be a baby of the communist party and they're gonna make her go to work and [ __ ] in the cornfields in the rice fields be careful though honey zac you doing something are we gonna queue oh i'm ready i thought you were doing something oh no no no no no we got green octane he's ready are my viewers ready i have three viewers oh you said he stole your name because there was another zero in no i didn't see him oh there's a zero in the chat okay okay it's about exactly the same now did blake leave again prepare probably is dude it is it's really hard to be careful but uh you don't have one of those like little oh i like your t-shirt dude you don't have one of those like little stands for it this is my [ __ ] map that i like to play we jumped up to my viewers let's go nobody leave nobody move nobody gets hurt subscribe subscribe i'll keep on talking tell them how they have to hold the good tell them to let's go did you just stop feed me some more lines feed me some more lines hurry hurry i don't mind my dog hey don't give it away i'm playing blindfolded oh behind you um for the views it didn't work very well i think it's my beard they got a widow watch out guys you brought yourself in there's neck with tracer no heels no heels no heels no heels zack no heels zack back up so i can get you baby you guys are down one healer oh but zach doesn't care zack is going in oh [Music] [Applause] oh that's chicken is good step nobody moves nobody gets hurt anyways can i see what should i say we love you we are you we are aliens it is true [Music] pew because we are aliens it's true oh zach you seen me up there just healing the [ __ ] out of you the don't the doto can can you read this chat hold on the dodo bird let's see if we can read this and it's an experience to fight her i don't know hold on [Music] i can't even see it closer no it's just the quality i can't see like you're in there we'll raise the resolution my man it's okay go let me see let me see all right okay let me see it the bot what okay dad i put it in one more yeah all right chad can you read this 100 bitcoins to the fellow who can read that the ant oh dude you put it up for two seconds and like for one of those seconds you were just driving it around there's a hundred bitcoins on the line [Laughter] lot of bitcoins on the line had a bitcoins on the line bro oh yeah that's right what do i i wanted to print something dude i don't know what i want to print maybe another gun i don't know a gun can't say that on youtube dude you're in trouble traveling to nepal can't say gum yeah prepare for battle select why not you people eat bubble gum all the time i don't know what you're saying i know it's a stupid rule you can't say that or the self-die word either suicide [Music] zach remember when you told me that you were gonna murder that one little girl and you're gonna rape her dad's brother's corpse remember you had you drew a whole book about it too you have a manifesto big oh wow uh what just happened i don't know dude it shut off again dude everybody's still chatting what the hell now entering kings repair uh david can you stop uh spamming the chat please thank you it didn't matter david can you uh please spam the chat to uh [Music] productivity on the line yeah i mean um i mean [Music] oh my god arya definitely takes enough to use that increased engagement with my audience by uh spamming the chat please no respect no rest no rest oh what the dude that's why we got the overwatch group watching right now and they don't they don't [Music] either bye even blake never says anything up dude this guy is [ __ ] cheating man vic did you use the district too yup thank you [ __ ] they're like oh i thought i just killed them [Music] [Music] oh shoot 60 seconds uh [Music] not give up the fight oh i'm coming zach i'm coming zack dude push push um um [Music] um [Music] keep that shield up zach your mercy's on fire baby look at two best players on fire we own flames baby we on flames dude i'm sizzling [Applause] my phone's oh what nice my ultimate is ready surrendered dude zach just you and i on flames baby all day all right let's watch my watch my play this might definitely my play of the game right here oh it better be god damn it how is nice [ __ ] slam and you got behind them like i said the laptop and the bed and the controller no no no no spend spend 20 minutes with them let them fall asleep and then uh that way we have like a stream there's four people watching okay zach holy [ __ ] four golds i'm getting watch hours i mean youtube's not everything zach you got your family you know spend a little i would personally would spend a little time with them all you right to youtube will be here for you don't worry all right fine jesse fine since 20 minutes okay i hope all right it's time to get ready for bed it's late oh she remembers what mommy said no no mommy's not here yeah but mommy's not here and tell her that it was the rules where when mom is here she will let you stay up no mom could do whatever she wants when she's here but she's not here and plus it's really late as late as you want is not past like 10 o'clock all right let's play let's play a couple more then get tired i don't know no zach just left that stream man no there's only three people i i don't care no well that's because you told you said that you're gonna go to bed so i guess one person got up yeah and now we see who is really loyal blake to other people we'll see um also also i'm standing up for my thing showing my crotch off so that's probably not helping either no don't do that dude there's little kids here how many subscribers you have now uh still 400. like 407 or something like that yeah let's see if i got anything subscribers there's 407 people that's [ __ ] [ __ ] that's a lot oh you're trying to break my leg area jesus oh what are you doing to me yeah it's the force daddy so what are we doing zach i'm gonna try to get him to bed okay i will try to print something then minimize yes i do i do live stream it um but i i do it on instagram and uh it's really dumb it caps me at like oh now there's four people watching play some more oh games god okay i'm going to um launch it right now and then we'll get in the queue and as we're on the queue i'll i'll go pee because i really gotta go pee get some more coffee later carmen carmen i see a big melon now you can stay up a little bit later but you do need to get ready for bed first so go put in pjs also bring some pjs down for your sister oh you can't reach them huh you're gonna join the group zack yeah can't get off won't get off you gotta bust it like lucio oh lucio oh i should charge my phone though before it does plug it in somewhere and where can i plug it in i don't know oh i could plug it in right here no i can't put it in there um zachary what are you doing tomorrow oh [ __ ] he's gone dude what are you doing tomorrow man just chilling chilling killing you want to order a pizza or something are you going to start a game or something so i could take a leak yeah okay i'm going i've got to go pee i gotta go pee i gotta [Laughter] okay what if she falls asleep just because she's tired i don't dad about taking that paper you playing real video games yet or what's up professional and right now just texted too did he yep he said any of you [ __ ] on tell them that chris is uh online playing overwatch yeah are you guys done with their game yet or what nope i saw the zack stream stopped i thought no he didn't stop it he wasn't going to and then he's like oh i got five streamers and five watchers in here i can't stop you know what's hopping on right now let's play some wars on we're playing overwatch dude uh streamer overwatch last time you said that i was streaming it or you said stream and i streamed it and then you're like oh jesse you're not streaming it and i looked and i was i don't know if you couldn't see it or not oh let me know when you start streaming i don't know what happened dude last round were you watching it last round zach and i were the only two on flames dude on flames yeah [ __ ] was bonkers there's a couple of [ __ ] yeah every time i say that that's what i think of what dude you're in the queue just said [ __ ] let's play some [ __ ] horizon i know we're in the ship for like two [ __ ] hours i've been sitting around waiting like a good boy to play with my friends yeah right i have right when you hopped on right when i hopped on what happened you said you started calling me names you said like hey [ __ ] or hate [ __ ] or oh wow wow wow um dude last night cindy and i went okay blake what time do the food places close in our area 10 o'clock ten o'clock okay i went out to cindy's house at eight o'clock i was like let's get some food she's like okay we looked at places every place was closed at like nine p.m it was nine p.m yeah nine or ten yeah it's a week okay so that's the thing yeah i guess kind of now i mean like you get your chili's and applebee's bj's those will stay open until 10. but a lot of spots be closed you get your bj's around 10 o'clock fried butter he never did nothing that fat so i'm gonna go grab a soda too real quick since the game hasn't served yet hell yeah soda pop no we're playing [ __ ] modern warfare uh war zone whatever this [ __ ] game is called wait what the [ __ ] chris chris is [ __ ] in warzone no chris is on uh overwatch dude oh it says quick play in menus yeah overwatch yeah i saw that i forgot that you're playing on this account we're playing modern warfare oh we're playing overwatch what god we're gonna play warzone like adults i'm pretty sure more adults play overwatch probably that's true i would doubt it the amount of people that play is probably way less i don't think so dude like i've never hear kids playing overwatch like in voice chat at least in competitive no pretty much in general never hardly ever hear kids playing it yeah but still the pure sheer amount of players that play warzone uh is probably way higher than what's playing uh whatever shitty game you guys been playing like in general yeah in general yeah oh but i'm talking like percentage-wise i'm talking percentages of you guys shutting the [ __ ] up and playing a real game with your friends with your true americans you know what's amazing it's like i come on jesse's like no no i'm gonna quit the game that i'm playing right now because and go play with you dude that's what he wants to play overwatch now you never you never quit a game so come play with me never you know why that's that is why because every time i ask you hey do you want to play i'm gonna say i got a logo oh my god you play i'll watch you play oh i've been waiting for two [ __ ] hours sitting here two hours well after this i gotta go do my logs that's fine i hope you [ __ ] because i have to take my [ __ ] talking up a level because it's not very good yeah that's why i'm not intimidated dude yeah question not intimidating baby [ __ ] talking where the [ __ ] is the [ __ ] homie oh you got off a junkrat i thought you're gonna bust our shields i would play warzone let's go oh look at i was just [ __ ] texting hurry up beno and here's the man the myth the legend himself all right later all right see you later dude i'm gonna go rank this bitch's thing up he's not you know why because he's not a true american hero the uh joke i'm wondering how many people are actually yeah i do know i left your stream because i thought it froze but i think you were just in the queue and you weren't moving or something so i thought i saw had a friend that was going to play with me why am i lagging so bad were we just playing what are you talking about oh it just it was a quick one though oh apparently well brandon watch your [ __ ] be like all right restart watermelon sugar i love that song now why is my gpu 77 degrees man that's celsius i feel like 77 celsius my computer would be on fire no dude your computer can take it yeah it takes it like a [ __ ] boss bro yeah double [ __ ] fisted dildo doesn't take it all bro let's see if my table is still super oh my no it's not it was back at his table we were in queue for too long don't you get up there and heal jesse why don't you stop goofing around dude do your [ __ ] job man you like do you see that gold right there you see that guy hey what out of two people congratulations it's out of three you guys get on point can you guys get on point can you can you try to get this game done quicker so we can play something i'm gonna coach you guys all right oh god zach do less of what you're doing because it's not working do more or something else just take a shortcut jesse's sandbagging with the healer way to go love it sandbagging dude i got these handbags what you doing you you did nothing absolutely nothing there for me i'm gonna take them away neural adaptation oh you didn't kill the one dude you got him down in one hand let's go but look how look how far my team jumped up yep doing good things jesse do good things more of what you're doing less of what zack's doing come on try me on point guys get on point come on stay on point you almost got it captured oh no beat the [ __ ] get it get it get it get it nice nice job guys that was a quick i don't know if you guys ever heard this but a team is only yeah that was that was pretty quick dude we got at least put in another game good coaching one more nothing where are you at bino um overwatch he's on overwatch duties [Laughter] i'm waiting for these guys to finish your game oh yeah all right where are you blake i'm on enjoy my lobby yes i would i would join his dude all right i'll join him no no you're the worst player dude like you know dropped like 15 kills today in a match i was like what nice was it on reaper he's not rebirth bro oh is that doing zack's game he's the first [Music] yeah should i play on chris's account yeah piss him off and just keep dying guys i don't know what's going on my my uh fire button isn't working he's all like my lobbies are so easy i'm a [ __ ] i'm i'm just offline because i don't want to go see us dude tell tell him about cinnamon today oh my god blake all right we played with cinnamon today man all right so we hopped on early right i wanted to play on the ring but [ __ ] cinnamon just keeps bugging me so i hop on jesse's on and then i like jesse let's just play with cinnamon like like let's just play with him so he's like all right let's play so we play one game right the very first [ __ ] game we're playing right and it's the lo it's um the money drop so the money drops we go to the one like pretty far away and there's only one a team right just it wasn't there was a team dude i downed two of them yeah i did broke the other oh he got picked no you're right oh okay yeah that's what it was you down one i downed the other one and i broke the other one yeah you broke the other one and then and then so it's me and jesse we're going for the box right so we're going against a team and then [ __ ] i down one jesse down to the other one and he breaks the other one and they were thinking all right cinnamon's gonna [ __ ] clean it up yeah clean up cause he literally just has to shoot the guy at once and that's it yeah and then all of a sudden homeboy is revive um rezzy and his his teammate and then jesus is like cinnamon where the [ __ ] you at and then he's like oh uh uh i'm looking for a gun and like where we dropped there was no buildings yeah yeah oh outside and they were like we're like and he's he goes down and then like you know how on the kill cam it focuses where you died right yeah from my kill cam i see him like come off screen and then he's like sees the guy raising them and he waits to go behind the box instead of just shooting him yeah and then they just [ __ ] kill him it was it was horrible yeah he did he was doing pretty good like i was like oh hell yeah dude he's up there and he's shooting at them and he's actually hitting shots because i saw a couple connect with this pistol and i was like i was like okay we're gonna join you oh yeah i'm joining inside and i was like oh for sure he's he's going to like actually down this hole and so i'm doing all this work and i'm like hell yeah dude i got down but don't worry man cinnamon's gonna [ __ ] clean him up because this guy was literally one shot and um yeah dude they both get behind the [ __ ] rock the dude's picking him up actively cinnamon jumps down and he hides behind the box and i'm like uh dude what cinnamon why aren't you [ __ ] pushing we're all screaming at him and [ __ ] i was like dude that was absolutely dumb yeah dude it was it was so frustrating and then we played a couple of games and like once again like one dude that's what i tell you dude like i can't even play with them when i'm about to leave because like i just can't i think i should switch computers because everybody left when they got off overwatch yeah dude switch to your better computer always go to your better computer that's all good we'll wait for you zach don't worry just don't ever do it again okay i've already been waiting [ __ ] five hours to play with my friends no we don't want to play with you on this channel we don't want to play with you with a shitty computer dude dude it's a laptop you kidding me it's like the equivalent of cinnamon and laptop form actually warzone runs better on this laptop for some reason what i don't know it just doesn't like my other computer what graphics card do you have in this oh you got to change the uh surname of your youtube video a 1050 and the other one's a 1660 super come on kid [Music] i think it's because it's on the ssd yeah dude put warzone on your ssd you crazy baboon i don't want to why not you got like nine of them in there dude zach has like so much memory in his computer this [ __ ] bonkers buying ssds save that money for a new uh video card here oh yeah he's wait was that didn't you say you wanted a new i want that that's always sold video the 30 60 right yeah i want that one there's like a specific one how much is it zach that 30 60 is 400. not bad what are we at the eighth there's 30 days in june if you get to a thousand followers by the end of june i'll buy it for you i do not think that'll happen oh you gotta work for it did somebody leave there oh no we signed it uh i see look at the same three guys if you get to a thousand followers by the end of the month i'll buy you a 40 90. dude i'll make a [ __ ] thousand okay [Music] like oh i don't know how that happened like it's been four hours ago i don't i don't even stream despite it zach i'm gonna need you to get to work for me man i wonder how much time that would take creating a thousand accounts not very long apparently because some guy created like 30 accounts online and then he deleted them all one day what what do you mean because you can create accounts like under the same google profile like youtube accounts so he created like 30 of them in like a few minutes and then he like subscribed and then he like deleted them all right never mind we're sending all offers no i don't care you guys do it legitimately i'm pretty sure your account will get banned does that still be running with that pp2000 man check the gear and weapons i got 70 bullets in this [ __ ] who's gold binoculars don't worry [ __ ] you we get kong's [ __ ] skeleton here you see conch skeleton in here i feel like it what is wrong with zach's mic yeah dude what the [ __ ] oh he's switching it in game i think is that better yes yeah so [ __ ] the money i don't know why it has money signs oh yeah we went to the money today zach or like and we're like okay we don't know what it is so we're like oh maybe money drops in that area or more dude we didn't i did i found like maybe 500 bucks and i was like oh maybe the contracts that we get provide more money each you know there's like no 2000 each for a scav there's got to be something yes hey yeah maybe i don't know what do you guys want to go beachhead what does this have no wherever blue where there were blues bina what are you doing tomorrow gonna be hot boys i work tomorrow well what time like tonight you go into work there's another team there's another team just grab it and go grab it and go grab it and go i got it i'm out of here i'm moving [Music] yeah i got another one coming at me [ __ ] coming on me a down one outside he's probably picking up his team oh it's the guy that was shooting at he went and got a gun i'm what an idiot i am i let him go where are you your teammate was sent to the ghoul sorry guys your teammate he's in the middle he's by the he's staring at the middle he's going back towards his behind can't see him anymore he's going up here on him thank you yeah that was the best i could do sorry no no it's good [Music] all right uh click on the dope ass or are there people in there some all right [Music] that makes no sense whatever don't ask anymore all right come on why do you want to go to sleep [Music] oh yeah bias yeah dope oh i'm like exactly exactly straight from the loadout [Music] wait where the [ __ ] was he there's two oh oh he okay that's why they're shooting at me ah come on oh they all landed over there so there's another team up there oh great well if you have any way towards me jesse i'm completely clear i'm clear too yeah there's peeps i don't believe zack is there's people just killed him hurry bones hurry i don't think i'm gonna be able to get you dude hurry hurry hurry hey use a stem no you like it though why are you why is it blurry how fast this [ __ ] boy what is it how much money have we got now you're not blurring anymore so what'd you use i shut it off dude okay he's a hacker wait can i go to lodi or no i wouldn't oh they're so they're god damn it i don't know if they're still there but i just wouldn't wait did you buy me back right there i bought you back over by me dude yeah dude they're they're still there god damn it yeah because our loadout's still there i can keep camping or should i release anywhere you want to load up my friend oh go to the cash box dude go get that cash box yeah are you still in the air go to go to the cash box yeah oh [ __ ] wait gas gas uh no no you won't go in the gas yeah yeah no this is the first uh we can just go here get you some guns oh [ __ ] this is the first gas i'll make it i'll make it what you tripping for a full parkour parkour oh [ __ ] i went the wrong way oh [ __ ] yeah dude are you going backwards or what i was oh i keep seeing bugs yeah there's a lot of bugs what's that what's this a bounty wait what the [ __ ] it was a question mark it was a question mark it's like a random i guess yeah oh that's [ __ ] stupid oh they're right here at the buy station look here oh [ __ ] what do you need i'm gonna try to go over there see i'm on the ground i'm on the floor dude you're gonna [ __ ] like come in here they're coming here oh [ __ ] oh they're still to buy they're sad we'll run towards you oh speed boost really how crazy is that dude they're gonna be like dude i was a [ __ ] level two or level one and now i'm like a level [ __ ] million right now this guy got here super fast oh i need pistol line my man i have some careful josie you're coming right up on him right there all right i'm ready i'm ready i'm running it's just what you've got oh my god zach you're going to there's another one where it's like somewhere over here moving position vehicle coming in careful oh i got a [ __ ] zigs for him that guy's got bullets for you [Music] oh you missed no i got him [ __ ] [ __ ] can i get to you can i get to you i'm up he's there's two i don't have bullets what's your launcher dude i'm gonna have to get out of here he's coming he's right here i gotta get out of here dude i don't have that many bullets damn there's two right there yeah i downed one i just gotta get out of here man i gotta run run i'm trying that got a slow load out you have to compensate for the recoil there's a lot of recoil i should have probably told you that well you didn't know it's kind of like i've sold your 76 gun marks goes up a lot okay good nothing that i need here dash you got enough to buy yeah um wow there's no rope eyes around you oh you got you got nova gas coming towards you though you're driving into no gas i'm sure everyone's here still so [Music] we'll drive an ace oh get the [ __ ] out of there are you going why are you going back down there well because there's nothing over here dude what hit me a bullet no clue man get the [ __ ] get that parachute just get out of there dude hit the blimp [Music] oh come on there's a buy right over here same one no it's a different one i went away [ __ ] buy right here okay oh you're in gas where should i go where should i go anywhere except for where i died uh two did i not have i had full armor white yeah i don't know god damn dude oh i didn't have armor on i'm watching zack stream and i never played it yeah no i think yeah yeah that's all right i think the god damn it dude people there there's people everywhere there's 54 people left right now it's a small circle you [ __ ] [ __ ] bags everywhere all right oh you got someone coming in behind you he's gonna drop right behind you all right there he is sounds good right now oh dude all you can eat shrimp weaker there's nothing right around there dude you gotta hit the mystery see what you get god damn it all you can eat shrimp week over at what's it called red lobster red lobster 4 000 bones per player oh it's just a recon wow god damn it's all right uh take all those plates play it up you played anytime yeah go hook it over that recon you could make it no problem super close and there's a [ __ ] and they just bought something back over here head station over here hungry howie's dude that pizza was [ __ ] bomb [Music] come on oh [ __ ] there's people you saw straight ahead straight ahead they're pretty far but yeah just just be careful you're a little to the right see him a little to the right no way where right there see him left left left left left dude oh my god right there you see him between the two villains he's running across jesus christ man you're blind as [ __ ] you're looking at them though they might be heading towards you no they flew down they went down like some hole or something they're actually like in front of me yeah okay so you gotta here and here i'm gonna climb up there yeah climb up oh do not go hold up come back and grab your snatching oh god just get out of there right there go to go to this go to green over here this screen this screen yeah someone just bought right there at that by that which way better not this one not this one man go to the green bucket there's [ __ ] people everywhere i'm not here yeah i'm giving you top grade a beef right now i'll pull out the other guy the other guy is a sub oh there's there's i don't think anybody's been here yeah dude all right hold up my back anybody who's ever on top man oh there's a loadout right there he's on top made the right choice i mean you were on top so oh my god and we got you could get them and they uh i got a munitions i put a box right there for you guys i thought it's only one person no that's why i was like i got him i got him i got him i got him already i'm getting yourself take it yourself get the ammo box that i dropped yeah i'm just gonna grab it again first i'm gonna they just bought someone back on this one and then i i'm gonna buy a rumor box right after this never mind not that one it's got that i don't know which wait what should i buy what should i buy armor box armor box here [Music] where the [ __ ] is that get zach's way out here i'm over here we need your money for a load out [Applause] we could have got it for [ __ ] cheap dude wait i thought loadout doesn't doesn't count oh anyone need plates i do here take these plates one yeah i'm gonna drop the armor plate powerbox [Music] right let's go yeah yeah i'm ready we're shooting move to the next perimeter i don't see i down one all the way on top one person's up here and then the other people are like over here oh [ __ ] i just done [Music] god damn it sorry zack oh [ __ ] i don't know where i'm going i need a mark i'm green marks there's enemies there's two up there there's two up there where he's jumping there i ping where they're at one jumped yeah i saw that [ __ ] i i painted they're they're all over there how's that get back already i gotta redeploy oh hey one's up here once up here up here where hillary what color what color up here i forgot yeah he's like right here on this building on top of us yeah he's literally on that building we got gas coming in too he's in the back somewhere back here by the bike i don't know dude he's on this building right here back here he's back here okay i don't know where he ran to but oh i see him over here another one where where where look dude where where i don't know pino pick me up real quick i'm in the gas dude oh right here [ __ ] dude they're on that [ __ ] building they're up there not that building they're like on the ledge on the mountain yeah god damn it dude i thought he was on the floor oh my god i can't believe i'm alive i gotta arm my plates too okay there's armor plates right here i got plates i don't know where they are up on that ledge still yeah goddamn laser beams dude any buy box for me jesus i was like holy [ __ ] that did not move that sound like a few upgrades for it too oh yeah yay oh my god dude oh my god that was funnier than a sack of monkey [ __ ] they just bought [Applause] this however not good just [ __ ] box yourself in i'm sticking shooting someone else still shooting at somebody you're in circle you're all right i want to get up there how much do i have no not that much money no you're still 100 short of buying someone too i can't believe i killed that dude after reloading i mean all you did was you distracted him by sucking his dick yeah you were right there it is the [ __ ] nuts he just like shot over you just let him be let him be that's the guy [ __ ] right above you shooting at him wait till he's shooting wait till he's shooting all four of them up there it's all right dude god damn and my back hurts oh my god um bro we we warmed up we hit him for you man look at them all dude oh yeah that p90 shred let me let me [ __ ] where's chris at all right ppsh that's what it is okay um zach back us out my boy and then oh let me let me rewind that and see that that play that i did no now it's five all right you need to go to sleep are you it's late it's like 10 o'clock i know but it's super late i'm watching that stream oh [Music] oh yeah bino's offline oh no i'm not oh he's offline for cinnamon oh okay why don't you just tell the dude like hey gotta party can't play no i do because you'll probably keep trying to join uh he's yeah he's super super in a second pinot's dick yeah yeah he likes that resurgence dude that [ __ ] research it sucks weenies yeah that's why i'm like we see have you noticed like he was always like like wasn't there yeah right all right mr trios where's chris at i don't know man i just text him he's probably getting the pipe laid on him or something he'll be on soon after he's done getting rocked all right well chris said what he'll be on a bit like don't lie to me [ __ ] my p90 be busting right now you