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okay for Cheryl decaf vanilla latte for Cheryl for the customer who wanted a locally Source Brazilian bean I have a map for you [Music] hello welcome to this seminar oh okay I'm happy to shut up let's get inventing hello oh now everybody knows the best inventions it's all big problems and to identify those big problems we'll need to do a little market research on your device you're going to receive two fill in the blank prompts type in anything at all and voila you've created a problem now your created problems get sent to the other attendees to inspire their creative masterpieces so let's get to it [Applause] um hello no hurry but that's half your time foreign now look at your device you've got somebody else's problems been there simply pick the one you want to solve we're halfway home fantastic now it's time to solve that problem that's right this is the pivotal moment where you bring your designs to life using nothing but everything but we ran out of paper so you'll have to use some cocktail napkins and remember colors are fresh [Applause] wear your 1K Subs we're at the halfway point you are all Naturals I was just gonna say that okay so now let's bring it all home give it a title and a snazzy tagline something that would make Thomas Edison climb out of his grave and shake your hand let's go [Applause] hello foreign now each of you will present your creation with our amazing presentation tool really sell yourself too this is no time to be shy exactly Lena now let's see those inventions let the Masters show you how it's done K tobes seems make off have a problem Michael you do Lena I just want to explore this well I think I've got just the right solution it's something I like to call oh yeah that sounds great but what does it look like glad you asked Point your peepers at this Picasso couldn't have drawn it better himself this looks great Lena but without a tagline I'm afraid I just won't remember it not to worry my easily influenced friend soon every billboard will read this I love it it's darn near perfect and that's how it's done everybody foreign [Music] [Music] take a gander wow we okay lay that sweet sweet tagline on me here it is and seen [Applause] stand clear and watch us work hey Toby it looks like you have a problem you bet I do Lena I'm tired of being honest and I want to cheat at this well I've got a solution uh yeah that sounds like the answer to my prayers but um what does it look like well looky here uh yeah that looks great but without a tagline I can't forget this fast enough here we go what is this I'm sorry I I didn't need to call you out let's just move on foreign the day this happens then I got the perfect solution just call it I'm with you let's see it ready take a look you don't get that in Whiplash I just want this to be over so show me that tagline let's see it scene [Applause] great job everyone now each of you has been given some money tokens give your largest chip to your favorite lol your second largest your second favorite and so on let's look Galaxy invest too got all that good let's go [Music] hello okay [Music] great now let's see which inventions drove people wild you'll need to acquire one thousand dollars in capital to not only fund your invention but also net yourself a 500 funding bonus invest in a successful invention and get double your money back but if it fails they keep your cash let's see how you did it's so sad [Music] that somebody mention me [Music] they didn't want to oh man I'm leaving I thought it was good one too way to go that's all [Music] hey for the final round let's switch it up a bit and the honor of choosing that final problem goes to you simply select the problem you want everyone to solve oh that's a good one okay you know what's next let's draw hello [Music] let's go [Music] [Music] we're halfway there [Music] okay let's wrap those drawings up okay time for titles and taglines hello okay you should be halfway done people all right this is your last chance to impress so don't hold anything back we got this covered what's up Toby seems like you have a problem I sure do Lena every time I turn around I'm cleaning my this well I've got you covered seriously again with this Toby your breaking character let's just see your drawing okay are you kidding me kid you're killing me [Applause] every time I turn around I'm cleaning my this well I've got a solution it's called don't keep my eyes waiting well looky here whoa It's all poopy without a tagline here we go and scene [Applause] every time I turn around I'm cleaning my this that's going around but there's a solution I call it show me more let me show you ah but I'll be angry if it doesn't have a great tagline ready Freddy and that's how it's done everybody [Applause] every time I turn around I'm cleaning my this then I've got something for you it's simply called show me those sweetheart skills take a look [Music] let's bring it home with a tagline then take a gander here and scene [Applause] all Breaking now it's time to pick your favorites but let's raise the stakes shall we we're going to give you more money to invest but now there's a higher funding bar to clear good luck [Music] hello good job all right there you go maybe next time close but no cigar that's it congratulations you clearly have the gift of invention now for some bad news you might foreign looks like we're gonna have us a robot rap battle thank you [Music] [Music] doors open in three two one yo you know it's your boy Shadow Master MC and tonight we got a lot of interesting MCs in here all right the mics in your hand Rachel yo what's up with all these robots uh where are you never mind here's how you do it well I ask you for a word or a phrase we'll use it to complete line one of your wrap you then write a line that rhymes with it we do that about two times and you have your four line verse we hear him back and we vote on that winner which honestly you all are check it out we need another MC where is the cool kid Jean at come on up here and get on the mic well shout out check it out the robot sustains so we'll see if we got a city after this check it out it's time to get it in grab them mics time to write get them lyrics together write a word or phrase then an entire line that rhymes with the one that we give back to you now you gotta do that twice all right hit that suggestion button if you need it hello [Music] okay we're about halfway through your riding time [Music] remember to use that right for me button if you're coming up blank sometimes today would be good here's the draw check out who's going up against two check it out all my hip-hop hits we got the first two robot battle rappers ready to go so let's get it in players be sure to get props or tell them if they whack by using your devices foreign [Applause] my words are like paint I'm an artist like Afroman can you help me repair my door pop down thank you the battle is over it's time for you to pick up your devices and vote [Music] congratulations [Applause] now it's time for the next couple of MCS to get down my lyrics is [Applause] all right thanks appreciate you appreciate it my Rhymes are so sweet they're covered in Bundt Cakes my family has a house up at the Great Lakes my fans call themselves The Beatles which is weird because there's a band called that I'm gonna give you a pass on that because this is your first time doing this but don't ever come back with that wackness yo check it out now it's time to use your devices to vote on who brought it stronger [Music] let's get those votes in I'm right here [Applause] good job congratulations hey man please don't step on me all right next to robots let's go from the future my game is next gen delicious now after all that you must be feeling quite Delirious I'm slam dunking Rhymes Like a hockey stick I guess your mom decided to give you a small dick okay word who let's go now let's keep it moving now it's your turn let's get it in [Music] a cosmic Force so called me the Big Planet I'ma go very hard so y'all better grab a blanket I'm always in fashion like a brand new shoe you won't recover after what inputta do all right thanks thanks now we gotta move on all right now it's time for you to use your devices and vote foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yo that's what's up that was dope let's check the scores all right it's time to get right hello [Music] got half of your writing done because you should foreign [Music] come on now okay here's the undercard the main event for round two you better get that loot first battle let's get it going I remember you you used to be a [ __ ] I'm laughing smoking on this blunt your style is out of a fashion like an old socks come on let's fight and lock you out the box sounds okay wasn't the best I heard but it wasn't the worst either I don't let them get away with that look at you you're dressed like Teddy Roosevelt the new presidential and also spelled I'm the top dog you're just a tiny kitten I see that furry face and I'll admit I'm Smith all right all right we heard that let's keep it moving time to vote y'all who brought it and who did it [Music] let's get those votes in expeditiously [Applause] [Music] let's move on y'all next to robot Battlers let's get it in better speak up you're quiet as a whisper anything is a taco if you really try I got more processing power than a press alt f4 bro what the hell that was a wacky ass from backhand yo check it out that was a weak score and that was a weak battle you got an answer for that come on now you got to come strong with it I didn't recognize you with all that good I guess that was because you kind of smelled like poo you come here to play I see you have a soccer ball the best blade lines Of Mice and Men [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay now it's over who's the dopest rapper Who's the wackest cat [Music] voting time right now [Applause] okay here's your winner congrats now it's time for our next matchup where my MC's at [Music] I'm gonna be the one in the apples to be picked I'm clean as a surgeon you're a sloppy isn't what sorry dude I'm gonna win this but that was okay now let's keep it moving now what you gonna say after that my besties but I'm all love no time for hate the real are you here to sell me all the choppies here to please you all right okay y'all now the Battle Is Over You got to use your devices to vote you got to get them votes in [Applause] all right y'all okay y'all round two is over let's keep it moving we got one more round left now let's check out the scoreboard throw the drills the same thing as round two hello [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign this is the final round here's the card you ready to go let me hear you get at them foreign take a deep breath I'm about to wreck your education let me begin with this insane marks quotation this ain't for people who got no harms my dad doesn't like it when I call him popsicle you gotta be able to do better than that it's time for you to answer that one gotta come strong too your threads are goofy this battle is already over with all the stormfully back yourself up and watch me reply my Rhymes are gonna make the audience fly [Applause] [Music] we gotta move on time [Applause] okay there's your winner time five next battle so we need the next two cats to step up and get down everywhere images in my boobies yes they couldn't get a hold of my rubies now that's just ridiculous honey you're silent as food I guess you're speaking out those lines in a bad mood all right all right I see what you're working with your turn get ready entertain me that's slow and damp simple to be fair you look humble in the winter mess with me you will get my foot in your face metaphorically my lyrics bring your disgrace yo fans are wasting let's keep it moving all right now you got to use your devices to find out who gonna make it and who gonna get slayed [Music] time to vote [Applause] and our winner is you congratulations here's the best of the best y'all time to see who's really number one money's on my mind yours is on dildos burritos ill fildos I wanted a challenge but you're way too [ __ ] [ __ ] your wife now you're cupped all right [Music] listen now and shut your hole here take this bow you say you're killing verses but you just commit chocolates maybe just start doing some music [Applause] the same thing the Bell has rang vote to see who was the dopest MC [Music] voting time right now to play [Music] [Applause] okay good job good job we got your winner hey man come on watch where you step dope contest now let's see who won all right [Applause] we would like to thank all the battles that came out now look try not to tear enough I'm gonna switch to a different party pack hold on which party pack seven I'm probably just gonna play one more round and then I'll be out talking point ladder around I forgot the other two than lines same [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] let's go [Music] where are you it's time for equip last three dial Q for whiplash I'm schmidty and I hope to meet and exceed your equipping needs today didn't make it in the game and want to be heard put in that room code and vote in the audience round one is on Deck two prompts will show up on your device answer them however the mood strikes you'll go head to head against someone else's clever answer and everybody else will decide which one they like better you get points based on the percentage of people who choose your answer off we go whatever [Music] you're just [Music] happy [Music] [Music] I can't foreign [Music] I don't know what free bird is [Music] me neither Serato um like are you like raw but I never heard of it is it like seeing with a string the one that plays with Kratos like for that Meme or something [Music] the fun part pick your favorite whip oh yeah that one it seems like a bad prompt in general I'm sorry yeah it's just a bad prompt I started my current fire with a hanging my windshield on my off of my rear view mirror [Music] and now pick your favorite [Music] oh Dumbledore damn the electric bill well done let's keep it going to be brave enough to blank all right people it's voting time [Music] that's some confidence though for real the confidence PPG next knows a lot of the scratch off tickets it won't pay out much when the goal is to get free blank invoices elf I feel like there's a bit a bunch of better things to there's like a lot of worse things to get [Music] that's fair outrageous thing you can smuggle inside a baguette what yes it's supposed to make it's a a knife to make it more British but a smaller baguette though dude but like I want that creation Now I want it so much it's like a chair duck and spelled with bread okay what's next no no no it tastes like inside sourdough [Music] same sense of humor screenshot that that's what am I what am I supposed to vote imma call a base no yeah that was round one reminder that those all go on your permanent record let's see the scores ah I hope you shook off the nerves because it gets too bad I probably changed myself so I've doubled the points [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] kicking things off name of a new tick tock dance the kids are wild about it never turn down three points is what I always say [Music] the docket what you might have seen in a sexy tiddler photo in 1930 all you have to do is just Buddies yes [Music] in Japanese why just Denise because like that was kind of the thing back then I don't know why but seriously collar bones collarbones are also a thing thank you if you if if you're American you know wait a minute if you're American and you've been to college or thinking about going to college you know but if you don't you you know you don't know I feel like that I'll kill my wife is gratuitous just on purpose and they're gonna do it without a reason oh yeah I'll trip over air Jesus Christ I hope that's right wait a minute I broke my collarbone in my sleep twice true story was it the same collarbone can I sleep let's see the next one type all of a tree though you can't see on this mountain for a mountain is a very nice name for mountain you can't ski on that's too late [Music] all right check this out it's got to be in the Yukon the most haunted item at an estate sale oh no it goes hey everybody oh God oh God [Music] I regret my answer three ninjas way better that's so like no one ever thinks about that was good if you know you know Fishers the prequel to a white I mean you never know Fishers too now that you've laid waste but this is the prequel that means there's there's a one that that came before it that came after it you know what I mean it sounds like a tree I don't need to climb speeds three separate responses okay player two looks a little freaked but you'll do great [Music] you players me test yourself against my Superior skills go easy on me okay of course it's the guy who left [Music] 14. Escape [Music] I missed that question what was that I don't see how I can be funny or A8 14 is it a12 or aa14 like the like the shotgun it's an AR-15 no no an AA12 like the shotgun all right dude I own a potato gun and I use it threatening and nobody challenges me I have a real gun I have a potato gun but I flash it and yeah it worked I got it I couldn't hurt anybody I got a potato spud gun right next to me actually to me that's the best freaking gun because people don't know you I don't know how crazy you are no I have a I have something that's better right down I heard you say something that was like a gun game name so I just put a gun name okay it's um a Nerf um a Nerf gun that can shoot 98 miles an hour that works that's that's just Smitty so I shouldn't celebrate an empty Vic you know what I really can't yeah good job thanks for hosting all these games for so long so thank you guys apparently permanent oh so I remember someone know my answers still points right [Music] three things you'll find in anything thanks for not submitting no I'm not in last [Music] I better fall I mean no no no no no you're not wrong you're not wrong I like it yeah I like it those are Bookers the several universes I think is not the best it opens it up because everyone's got one in their pocket no but like you're basically just copying the bag of holding from DND oh nice parallel well done thank you now I'm thinking about that Whiplash three things I bet you I lose this one I just don't want to be last do I want the a12 or the AK-47 I thought that was more damage and also has a higher end of my twitch over the Xbox actually though take a deep breath and behold the final scores I think I got like third at least well done I guess you're the best quipper there that has ever quit the thing I was not as tired today can we play champed up now there's the other requests if everybody's okay with it I'm I'm fine with it all right I'm just more words but yeah uh I'll submit to embarrassment or Bud because it's funny yeah me too so I do need a stylus though is this like the one where you have to drop dildo head nobody steal my character it's obvious that it's my character I have I have a giant dildo I like this I like the telephone oh that's not your character I like the telephone no those boots man I want to own those um a purple one she got like mid-high eye boots they're really cool those are great boots like these these Aid my brother used to own these days that were all doubled as sneakers for like skateboarding just come below the knee though these are over the knee yeah my brother yeah my brother used one that like came up to like halfway into the knee that's hot crazy boots are fun I love it also crazy hats uh yeah I'm ready I'm already in oh oh I'm I don't know how to start I'm not I'm not the owner what how am I the VIP first oh yeah characters with unusual skills underdogs take down the heavy favorites it's time to get shipped up all right after let's kissing I found my stylist I'm bored I'm gonna kill you it's an extreme jump from boredom to murder I'm gonna kill you um when I'm bored [Music] thank you [Music] questions oh this is hard oh that's great [Music] foreign [Music] I'm bored I'm gonna kill you okay the trainers are now moving on to creating a challenger these characters will be because their creators will see who they're competing against I will say I put in my very best run last night in one of aliens Campbell pressions it was amazing let's see the drama unfold Omega Ruby will stop it foreign [Music] foreign color that would be really funny [Music] cat litter [Music] it's time for the main event our first opponents enters the ring and in this corner we've got you walking the courage man runs [Music] I had less than a minute left to draw him it's Crown told state [Music] two extra cash goes to the underdog s in this corner we've got they'll be facing off against thumbs up I know it's a forfeit um thank you I appreciate the Jackson fox has put in their own Morty I'm bored I'm gonna kill you total winner I hate it when I see Jean because it's a really good picture Gene modern confidence Morty I'm bored I'm gonna kill you of getting results oh snap oh I gotta say ancient gavel honestly ancient gavel no contest that's that's incredible yeah the ancient gavel wins you you nailed it good job hippie I do like my drawing though [Music] especially to come over [Music] you know the meme Worthy yeah [Music] that one my yeah these Island guys God damn it yeah David Kyle I wouldn't mind to borrow that statue though I'm gonna lie scary okay I gotta take a story field foreign my facebooker was better that's not Garfield am I right those buttons remind me of something there's a film no matter how hard [Music] [Music] you can draw Madonna what's up myself hello hello I'm back from what I was doing oh Zurich I thought you were living off your whiplash uh I'll leave after this one I wanted to play chipped up so what the hell is this how do you know it was rain mess lies oh yeah and chat you said [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] of course I'm back I I thought I told you guys that I just said you had to go [ __ ] happens [Music] [ __ ] does happen [Music] oh it's time to name those characters foreign it's an excellent guitar solo and song and meme song but also all the cover bands in dive bars get requested to play it and everybody hates it it's amazing contests will be good songs download oh that's good both of those are really nice [Music] pitchforks rule gotta have a tool [Music] it's not over yet here's the next title we're all just gonna stop playing after his leaves will the trainers keep their characters or swap out oh you can I cannot you cannot host this I overclocked an ancient stone so yeah there's five fluke that I can even get on this card my sons Tom and Jerry oh that name's gorgeous they're evenly matched no desperately trying to save their marriage Traders have a decision to make whoa tide I'm gonna kill you this morning I'm bored I'm gonna kill you [Applause] guys seeing those episodes yet redacted [Music] okay this one's just about over welcome to my hotel prepare to die will the players tag out let's find out [Music] I would hate to be on the receiving end of that flow foreign oh my goodness that snuck up on me or at the end it's funny that's not a lie the Garfield does look like a lizard it's at least Orange it's a really good drawing I wish you could have finished it that's good I bet you could have done more with it which one's the good drawing that bird that just left the screen well I was just writing it to come explosions I still went through the effort despite the facts I saw with Gene ugly [Music] it all comes down to this next match the champion of owning exotic pets what will the Traders do let's see perfect watery match [Music] and then yay rainbow poop sandwich the kitty litter I just tried to put all the colors from the kitty litter The Flash the judges are so rainbow poop fans [Music] I win well done good job because I actually Drew an orange Garfield yes yes I appreciate that I do love my dear net lights that was misleading with my name all right goodbye everybody if I'm playing with you sweet dreams my cough
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