Yeah. >> [sighs] >> Okay. I forgot I used this, but I know. I actually know. >> I guess I'll try like this. I don't know. Yo, what's up, Jay? How you doing? How's it going? >> Hi. >> What's up, Wyatt? How you doing? I'm just trying to get >> How is your day going? >> Um my day is good. Good day. Yeah. I just worked all day pretty much. Well, I got home like at 8:00. Me and my dad watched this really weird like true crime movie about these crazy people in Orange County, but it was good. Yeah, it was fun. I'm just trying to play some games, stream some games and stuff, but I'm just trying to um I'm trying to Sorry. Um >> Um I'm just trying to >> Two minutes good, gin and egg. >> I'm figuring >> Fireball and pineapple juice tastes like pumpkin pie. What kind of game do you play? >> I'm just trying to figure out how I want to stream this cuz I haven't streamed on my computer in a while. I think I'm going to do it horizontally though. >> What game? >> Er where to click, man. Um I'm probably going to play um 007 first like for at least a little bit um because I think I'm pretty close to the end, so I might finish it right now, maybe. I don't know. I keep saying that. I don't really know. I keep thinking I'm at the end, but I'm not. I saw like a clip at the end and >> I mean I am a dream done 8559. >> I saw like a clip at the end, it looked so sick. I want to play it before it gets spoiled but I want to know what's that video, but I was like, oh man, cuz they were showing some crazy spoiler. I was like, man. I'm kind of sad I even saw that cuz that part looked sick, but whatever. It makes me want to play it more. Um yeah, let me I'm going to start the other stream now. I want I want to find like a nice background or something so the stream looks cooler than >> I'm sorry I have to go to appointment. >> It's like I got an appointment. All right, man. Take care. >> Bye. >> Bye. Uh let me see. I'm just going I don't know. Like a nice image to put in the background. Um Uh uh uh uh I don't know what happened to my controller though. I really want to play with the controller. >> Do you have a dog? >> But I don't know where it is. No, I don't have a dog. Not not right now. >> What is your name? >> My name is Perfect. >> Um, let's see. Nice background. >> Hi. How are you? >> I'm doing good. Doing good. Nice background. >> Uh >> Oh, dear. What am I thinking of? I'll just do like Is this still like a cyber book kind of thing? >> Is your name Dexter? >> I'm going to do it different. No, it's not going to stay. It's so hard. Hey, hey, hey. Let's get this [ __ ] up. Okay, let's do this one. This is fine, probably. Okay. Got jump scared by the devil with that music then. For real. Okay, where's my freaking mouse? There we Let's grab this image. Yeah, it's a great book. >> [music] >> Okay, here we go. That one Let's grab this one I meant to do. Dang it. Why isn't that not showing up in there? Save image. Why is it saving as a Saving as a AVIF file. Why does it always do this to me? Stuff. Are they all saving like that? Are they not? It's just that one weird. Whatever. Okay, so go back to this. That sucks. I won't be using that image, but whatever. Oh, well. >> Make sure that one works. There we go. Okay, let's see how that looks. That seems like it would be good. I don't know. Look down at the bottom. No, it's still not. All right. Okay, now it's good. Okay, I don't know if I like that. Yeah, it's all right. It's not too bad. It looks all right. Yeah. I kind of like how it looks all right. I'm okay with that. Okay. All right, let me start the stream up. Oh, I'm going to have to wear my headphones. Do I have my headphones? Actually, I left my headphones too. Is the webcam working all right? >> dating anyone? >> Okay. Huh? What did you say? I didn't shut up in my stream. All right. Are you dating anyone? No, not. Well, [music] no. I have a like a really good friend in LA but I talk to all the time. But I used to date her but we don't really see each other cuz I live in Arizona. So, yeah. Make of that what you will, I guess. Am I still online? Where did they go? It just says I'm online. I don't understand that. It says I'm online on Uber but it the app is literally closed. Whatever, I don't care. I'm not going to worry about it. Okay, let's go ahead and start the stream up. Okay, that's fine. Cuz I'm not going to worry about that [ __ ] You know, I'm just going to start it. Uh skip to [ __ ] Uh what happened to that nice thumbnail? Oh, well. I'm just going to use this one. This one's good, too. Um maybe probably finishing double 0 7 first light and other stuff. Okay. All right. Double left. Yes. See if this will actually work. This Gmail always gives me problems. I'm just going to Okay, guys. So the other stream is uh let me pin it. Well, let me make sure it's working first of all. And then I'll pin it. What is your address? You find me. Damn, two people just subscribed. That's kind of cool. Good job, guys. Good job. Okay. Contents, live. How about at um 1 million 1 million subscribers I'll reveal my address, okay? Sound like a plan? Okay. Oh wait, let me see if the audio's working. Test test. >> subscribed today. >> Test test test test test test test. All right. Test test test. Test test test test test test test. Test test test. Test test test test test. That's a choir. I ain't losing no word. >> Do you like coffee? >> Do I like coffee? I like coffee. I do like coffee. I don't understand why some of the chats aren't showing up in this. I mean, I can see it. >> Do you like coffee? >> On my other feed, but yeah, I like coffee. On my other feed. Oh, this is a very loud echo. Test test test. Test test test test test. Test test test. Test test test. I guess it's fine. Test test test. Test. Test. Test. Test. Test. All right, that's fine. I'm going to boost this one a little more, but I guess it's fine. Up cam mic. Oh my god. Advanced audio properties. Let's set that to 400. 400. Let's see how it sounds now. Test test test. Test test test test test. Test test test test test. Test test. Okay, that's better. Okay, um so yeah, let me uh let me drag it over to here and there you go. Join that stream instead of the crappy one you're in. I'll pin it. I should have put a message. I don't care. Whatever. All right, let's play. >> https://www.youtube.com/live/xcuo >> Why are you guys all watching my stupid phone stream? Get off that stupid chat. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing with your life? Watching my phone stream? I would have said 14 people are watching my other one now. Is that right? That can't be right. Is it? I don't know. Maybe it is. Eight I don't know. Whatever, let's play. Okay. That's just 16 people total. I don't know if that's drawing out, but I'll do this. Okay. Dude, I'm all the way back here. >> Smythe? Reception >> Dude, I played so much further than this. Why am I here? >> do for fun at the pub? >> It depends. >> Whatever. >> Some guests prefer that to simply just be. >> It's first person. >> time here, we also offer a traditional healing ceremony, which is very popular with our guests. >> what I'm doing. I'll go back here. >> completely realign the body's spiritual energy. We realign the spiritual >> I won't cry, will I? >> Many do. >> I got rather depressed. I can't tell if the tail's running. I don't remember [ __ ] >> we are. >> Oh, wait. No, they're not. >> Reception is right over there. My colleague will help you get signed in. >> I doubt you'll have too much trouble >> Okay. >> and have a good >> Sign in to the hotel. >> Motel, Holiday Inn. I mean, you're not checking out. >> I got to let that motel >> I'm being a good addition. >> Holiday Inn. Who is you on? You know what's funny >> I'm signing in but >> that hotel, motel, Holiday Inn thing. >> The Emperor villain will be ready shortly. Please make yourself comfortable. >> Me and my buddies >> I'll do that. Thank you. >> I'm going to pause for a second cuz I can't tell this story without with the game going on in the background. That's too much. Um but basically what happened is me and my buddies when I was in college, um my community college we used to love the like hotel I mean, everybody loves that song, you know? Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. But anyways, um yeah, we decided to throw a big giant party at like the biggest room in the Holiday Inn in the city in California. And it was like super fun. It had like a really sick balcony and [ __ ] It was fun. I'm surprised we didn't get in more trouble for that cuz we threw like a huge kegger there. It was insane. I think the party did get shut down but I had already left. And like they didn't even charge me or anything. I was the one who paid for the room and stuff, I think, or put my credit card down. >> I didn't catch your name. >> But it wasn't like we were breaking [music] anything. We just threw a big party there. >> I didn't get it. >> My friends were like that. We were just >> Attractive mystery woman. >> One. >> like destructive nonsense. >> No. Eyes on the ledger, James. >> Hm. Right. Yeah. >> just some stupid [ __ ] It was fun, though. >> You know, eyes on the ledger. I'll explain later. >> I threw so many kegger parties college. Afternoon? >> Put this on the ledger. >> It's so awful like when you throw a keg stand. Yeah, let me >> Give it a flick through. >> You're the one throwing a keg stand party cuz this year you got to clean everything up. Well, I'll have to stay at your own place if you do the holiday in then take good. >> All done. >> Okay, I'm going to >> Enjoy your stay Mr. >> You don't have to tell me twice. >> Okay, got three >> How come my stream bad? The worst people watching. It says eight on this one. Is that right? That's so weird. I don't know anyways. Let's go. Hold on. I just want to check and make sure the stream is still running properly for some reason. Cuz before I always had problems, so I don't believe that it's actually working. Before I always had problems with Can actually Okay, man. I wasn't believing that, but it's fine. What's up Annabelle? How you doing? >> Let's go find our three potentials. On point James. Explore the place later. >> Hey, oh Annabelle, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't even know like you were talking to me. My bad. Because I don't know why I use like the speech chat program. And it'll it'll like read the comments out, but it'll only read the comments like for the first stream that I start usually. I think that's how it works. Um So, yeah, it's kind of annoying. I wish it would read all the comments, but I don't know why it does that. It's dumb. I'm multi streaming. It's very annoying. Um So, yeah, very cool outfit. You mean me like personally or James Bond? >> Oi, how about we do you mind? >> My fault. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to interrupt that lady. She's fine. >> What are we supposed to do? >> Okay, I'm locating people. Yes. Um, I forgot what I was I wish I knew where my damn controller was. I was looking at people in the pool. Wait, what was people talking about? >> Tincture of elder flower and whispers of lavender. I know why the idea of my drink was planned to me. Oh, what about this one? Handcrafted with cask strength whiskey, a quick dose of dragon fruit, and a very light misting of coconut foam. Are we drinking or summoning a tropical demon? You know what? Let's just keep it simple. Tequila! Classy. Shots it is. >> What can I get you? >> Tequila. And no that sea salt on the rim of my glass. Crack. Just alcohol and regrets. >> Two regrets. >> Oh, it's coming to you. Would you mind asking the hunk in the trunks over there on the lounger to join us for a drink? Hello, if he's not too busy sunning himself. >> get you anything. >> Good idea. >> Okay, we're going to get Oh, yeah. I'll just have you search it there. Oh, here's all the photos. >> Sorry, just tuning it through. >> Can I blow them up? That would be so funny. No, I can't. All of them? All right. All right, back to the mission. Locating people. Locating people. I'm just going to have to play it down here. Yes, I'm going to locate them. There's not very much direction in this mission, so I'm not really sure what I'm meant to be doing. >> I still don't believe we're not I have to keep taking my mind off of it by talking to myself. How can I help you, sir? >> Uh yeah, where's Teresa? >> hoping you knew where I could find a guest of yours, a Miss Teresa Lawler. >> Couldn't say, sir. I haven't seen [music] Miss Lawler today. >> All right. Thanks. I'm looking for a guest, Ellis Wyatt. Know where I might find him? >> Ah, yes. The American and his enthusiastic friends were over by the Velvet Lantern Bar last time I saw them. >> Being a handful? >> You could say that. You'll find the bar right behind you and down the stairs. >> Mhm, down the walk down there. >> Sorry, I need to leave. I'm looking for a guest, Ramon Hernandez. Know where I can find him? >> Mr. Hernandez is likely at his villa. He tends to keep to himself during his time here at the hotel. >> Great. Any chance you can point me to it? >> I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to give out that information, sir. >> I have to take it in my hand and ask myself. Is this for real? >> All right. >> I want to know what it looks like. >> They said one guy is down here, right? >> Just hack you in my ear. >> I'll go that way. >> Don't use the dart or laser on anyone you need to bug. They can interfere with the Q-Track's functionality. >> She doesn't want me to have any fun. >> How's your man enjoying it? You'll be here for days. He's on New York time. My wedding is only eight days away and I can't find dress like it in New York. >> Oh. That's really good. That gives you hope, I guess. >> Yeah. >> I can't get him to play. I told you his sister is out of this world. I think one of my daughters is too. >> I don't know. What do you know? >> So, who can help me, sir? >> I need to know where this >> I'm looking for a guest, a Mr. Ellis Wyatt. I'd like to know where I can find the man. >> Try the Velvet Lantern Bar. >> Oh, yeah, I already did. >> I came across them there earlier this morning. >> Ramon Hernandez. Wouldn't you where I could find him, or anything? >> I'm afraid I can't give out that information. >> Hey guys, the phone stream's down.