foreign ER are you ready do you think you can handle me I'll kill you for that Batman are you scared Batman you should be you're only a man I've got myself a little security Batman they'll just die if anything happens okay I started streaming hopefully it will bring some people to your channel while I make some more shorts I appreciate that gangster after this live stream I will make sure people will subscribe to my channel is appreciate it yourself growing strong foreign [Music] God foreign foreign appreciate it I'll even uh I'll even re-upload it to this channel too if you want to show appreciation [Applause] save me from the evil bat foreign foreign hahaha I will crush you like the insect you are foreign life is hard I need help here boys hit him again life is hard did I record it's just that life is hard what mccrockerman said might be sword s foreign I hope you burn yourself knife is hard save me from the evil map mystery feeling the pressure thank you [Music] [Applause] that's why life is hard we all be hard in life [Music] you know what else you want to notice it you want to know some chaos you wanna know some chaos I think this is the last fight Batman vs Joker foreign [Music] you're gonna break your bowl porno if your name's not on the list you ain't going let's see hey be in pain Batman guys [Applause] yo are you excited I mean we've been building up to this point all night don't tell me you've not been looking forward to it I know I have friends who said I should be intelligent you don't want to miss this really what's up Dustin seven six five four what's up Dustin what nothing much wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no where the dead mirrors facing each other are they facing each other Asylum [Applause] why didn't you stop Batman poor City oh let me ask oh yeah it's Arkham Asylum yeah I believe yeah I had to spoil everything didn't you being a pain feeling around Holly my hobby by the way well go subscribe to excellent Knoxville dude [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] a dust and I'm trying to come up with shorts you haven't had good ideas for short videos that you want me to do foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] through [Music] here [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] say he looks all run down let's have him get away here we go we're gonna have some fun now kitties you're trying to resist the change oh so you want to play hardball bats so yeah your car oh you're ruining my big nights months I just wanted for once I see it giggling in a corner and bleeding nothing to live for Asylum remains under lockdown it's stand at the mercy of the rampaging inmates just 10 minutes ago we received this taped message wait that's not that distraction s [Music] one night only please welcome our special guest memory come on come on crazy it's the only way to beat me you wasted the attitude foreign can you come boys I sounded my voice combo enjoy your evening [Music] he said hey bro give me a bad shotguns you ready for this chicken for me boys thank you how about your healthy see the party doesn't know what I'm talking about dude please try to be a dude boy let's talk to the four people that's watching right now what do you think the final battle of Arkham Asylum foreign how was that round [Music] what are you doing the most iPad is 50 playing choo choo Charles damn that's alive I'll rip you apart that game brings in views for some reason a new one for me I put you up inside so far [Music] 2K Games on an hour two two Charles Street 2K that's crazy Jack Ryder can you hear me I got 1.7 K on the short yesterday foreign [Music] foreign [Applause] and the Venom enhanced inmates are returning to normal over some of the process can be quite painful I'll survive see you tonight I'm gonna give you a ride thanks Jim but I have one on the way get some rest you deserve it [Music] stay safe June [Music] we did it we have beaten Arkham Asylum extra challenges and then you already know we're gonna install Arkham City what game is next low our game is next Arkham Arkham City It's gotta be up there so we're gonna run all of these back I don't want to do the the gun ones because I'm just gonna rage at it but we're gonna play all of these after I pee because I can't quit moving and I gotta go foreign foreign thank you all right foreign foreign that I painted if you would like to learn how to paint this I'll teach you too you can see that I'm using Vallejo paints we've got one light one dark drip it out onto your tray and water it down 50 paint 50 water take this mix and lightly apply it to all the skin areas I even threw a little bit on the top of the boots right there um and a couple of other high points which will help bring out the contrast between light and Shadow further down the line again I chose two paints this time I'm going with green for the body one dark one light water it down 50 50 and then go put it in everywhere that green needs to be here we go now we have the lighter green go ahead 50 50 mix I call it the extra excess wipe it out onto the towel and then just touch up all over the place where the sun or your light source is hitting down having a nice bright light source in your painting room or wherever you're painting at really helps your eyes recognize where the lighter colors need to go now I'm going back with the second skin color you can see it's way lighter than what we originally started out with but that's good because these minis are so small you want a lot of cards so you are naked I can recognize it when on the table and see what you want to do hormones let's just take that brush and no I know it looked a little silly between the light and the dark so like what you got to do is you just take that Medium tone between the two and then lightly blend them together [Music] get our brush wet 50 50 dilute it with water but then take the excess and drive I went upstairs to use the bathroom like I said if you were listening oh that's so easy a light on a situation I guess is dark that I'm not knowing about [Music] me good ones this time somebody hormones and blood vessels this is gonna help bring out the shadows and it's also gonna give that gritty texture to your soldier foreign foreign foreign what's up dude I just watched your video that was so good huh have you seen these YouTube shorts numbers man yeah [ __ ] yours are good dude some of them why don't you do more you should do a [ __ ] ton uh I have a bunch ready but I was just gonna drip them out little by little man I have been working all day dude trying to get this goddamn Nintendo switch to play online have you really yeah man it sucks well I guess there's light at the end of the tunnel both figuratively and literally because I'll be connecting my solar panels together here soon so I should have regular house power like 110 volt instead of these 12 volt so I'll ditch this piece of [ __ ] Nintendo switch all together and then I'll be able to use like my computer and stuff hopefully completely up though that's a good game [ __ ] that game dude why do you even like that game it was terrible because I played it for like 20 hours man did you beat it no why didn't you beat it I stopped playing it because it was so incredibly boring you didn't beat Gannon though even the even the boss fight that I did do was like a terrible dude it was a an elephant and you gotta ride the back of this dolphin man and his like floats around autopilot and then it's like all right now jump down and it goes like slow motion you shoot an arrow like okay there you are and then it's got like little balls that float towards you and you gotta shoot them it's terrible dude it is such a boring like the loot's terrible dude there's no magic like there's no skills like I like the bombs that was cool I was like oh cool you get like special abilities you get a bomb you get around when you get a square one and then that's it yeah Legend of Zelda dude what do you expect you get like a magnet you want a magnet one or you want like a time-stopping one that you can like break your weapon on a boulder and then it goes fast yeah it goes all [ __ ] fast and you can ride it did you ever even go Shield surfing dude yeah that was stupid you sacrifice your Shield it breaks dude I was like oh cool like this is Nifty and it's like oh your Shell's broken I was like what it's fun though yeah it is but break all your stuff and then the horses dude it's like your horse is like in another country dude like you're not getting it all right what about The Crafting dude and I found out how to do the cooking the food and it's like you put all your ingredients in your arm and then you can cook your Meals one at a time it's like but I have 2 000 ingredients dude and it's like yeah just do them like one at a time so I'm sitting there making meals for like 20 minutes you know so I can have some health and Buffs and stuff and this is so boring dude in the and then the art style was ugly too it's got like this gray wash over it you notice that it's like all water washed leached out like the colors are all the saturated well and it's like it was fun that came out I thought it was fun man yeah it could be fun like it's got ever it's got a lot going for like Diablo and Diablo could be fun but they make you stand still anytime you want to do one of your moves I beat that game too it's such a terrible feature that ruins the whole game you know you're like moving you're moving and you're like grooving and stuff and it's like hold on I gotta stand still and cast a spell oh let me run away run run run run run all right I can cast another oh run run run run run run run all right let me turn around and cast this spot run run run run run run I wish there was a game with like combat of Gauntlet Legends that would be so sick um lessons one that you can move yeah was the warrior and [ __ ] I don't know about as a wizard I never played the wizard wizard yeah you could move as the wizard how about Magicka 2 magic uh Magic uh could you move on that one of them remember that one yeah we never beat it though because it got so hard that was good though you know yeah you know enter the gungeon uh yeah dude this one's pretty funny though difficult but it's fun like you know you're moving around and things are going and like you're you get your different weapons that do all sorts of different things and stuff that's why I really like that wizard of Legends well that one's really fun the hot one wizard of Legend wizard of Legend yeah yeah I remember that one you got into it pretty good yeah I played it for like three years before I could beat it yeah that was the one that makes you restart from the beginning huh yeah it was really hard I be I ended up eating it like 10 times though but Skyrim has a pretty good system of um of like interesting environments and interesting Loot and it's just fun to play in all sorts of different spells that you can unlock in armor and crafting yeah I love all the wacky mods and [ __ ] too it's funny as [ __ ] but then they go to ESO right same idea but it's meaningless like the weapons they all they're all the same they all suck all the armor looks the same doesn't do anything like yeah literally like one ability that's just like the best in the game like hands down he gives you like a one percent bonus like if you take like shock damage it's like okay I guess I can't stack my whole armor and get like a five percent reduction to fire like it's so meaningless it doesn't matter dude and the places are so empty yeah and like you know the strongest the strongest combat ability is like this one that you get with two hand it's so strong because I was looking up like DPS builds and it's just like yeah just get this ability and then your DPS God just sit there and spam that same button over and over yeah yeah I like the dungeons in that game though that was fun where you can pair up with your friends that was a good feature but then they only have like six when they opened uh and then I I guess like they have a lot more these days but and everybody plays that game anymore yeah it goes on sale for like five bucks they had the other day where it was everything was for free the game all the content all that stuff yeah no I don't know about it yeah man I had it the other day [Music] I don't really want to play that game all right I'm not to blame you I've been on hold dude for the last two hours for what for the NAT type damn they don't [ __ ] know then why you just call Geek Squad they're way better just use my number I'll use it next I finally got somebody on the line foreign foreign support people and just being like kind of silly dude but like still trying to get things done he says um he goes oh you got a problem with your NAT type and I go yeah did you figure it out yet and he goes uh what's wrong I said I got the net type D and it's restricting my abilities to play games online he goes I'm sorry to know that I said well don't be it's not your fault he goes I go just help me fix it and I'll put in a good word with the Lord for you he says thank you I'll check it out and get it fixed laughs I thought it was funny that's funny dude I wish I had a short of that can you say it again hold on no he's silly dude embarrassing I'm just gonna tell the story for sure [Laughter] I'll just pretend it was me okay whatever I was trying to mess with my NAT type D and gee Squad said what I wasn't a good word for you to the Lord you know my full video I redid it with um with a commentary on it I know I just watched it it was great dude I only have two views you and someone else yeah I posted it all up at my Discord hopefully get some views from that the shorts ones they get way more views man why don't you break that one up into shorts people would watch [ __ ] out of that 15 seconds it was three hours of painting dude fast forwarded times eight but just make a short of like the first 15 seconds of it so people know to go to your Channel what I was thinking like what I would do is I'll put the short out of like the Paladin and then I'll put like the little link right there on the short like if you want the full tutorial go to the full video something like that you know what I mean yeah and put like the link like on screen like all big and [ __ ] okay that's what I was thinking I could do I painted a like a a tiger Warrior today so I have the short ready and then I have the full video I can like link them together yeah just make a short of like like you have the tutorial or whatever too go and watch my tutorial video is that annoying cringy like robot voice too yes or use your own voice be even better Oh I thought I was going to play paladins but it has an update for 20 minutes I don't think I can wait that long for paladins what else do you got going on uh but it's going up now it's 35 a way to drop back down again that's a 22. all right fine I'll wait for paladins to install I haven't played this game in a long time 50 Subs you got 50 Subs dude yeah oh my gosh how the [ __ ] I get 50 subs from all those dumbass shorts dude I gotta make more dude that's that's all there is to it I have to make more give me more ideas people love like this live-action [ __ ] too dude it's hilarious live action what should I do dude what should they say I heard that inspiring anger is more likely to get views so how can I make people angry at me you're missing a lot of that man like as I was going through the YouTube tour it's like a lot of it's like um like rights infringement or cops you know Encounters of like them you know harassing people or like um like a lot of like people like taunting each other like oh my gosh dude I was like this is should I just say [ __ ] sex is okay this is shitty man um I wasn't liking what I was saying I was just getting annoyed I was like none of this is funny you're like fun to look at it's just dumb it was like one cop giving a parking ticket after another like harassing someone if it was just way too much um yeah but um shitty with them there's a bunch of cops asking people for like ID and the people like I know like my my Amendment rights dude like I do not have to give my my ID nor do I have to give my date of birth in in the cops like okay like well then I'll see you later he's like yeah that's right that's right know your rights people like dude who gives a [ __ ] you don't have to give your ID where what the [ __ ] all right is this a bunch of different counters and different it's like in the state of Illinois like you do not have to give your ID like and the cops like yes you do he's like I'm gonna call my sergeant it's like oh my gosh and it was like the same same thing but it was like four different videos of people doing the same thing like one guy was like looking in people's cars and stuff you know checking out their [ __ ] and the cops like come over and he's like hey man you know looking in people's stuff you know that's pretty odd you know Behavior what are you doing and he's like I'm not going to answer you he's like we'll just have just tell me why are you doing it and he's like I don't have to I don't have to tell you anything it's like well can you give me some ID lease I don't have to like under the pre-jury freaking penalty three dash one zero like you know know your loss you should know the laws you're a cop he's like well I'm just gonna get my sergeant out here and stuff and he's like yeah get your sergeant call the whole Squadron I don't care dude stopping a dick I mean it's good to know your rights but it's kind of stupid to see a video like that um if your goal is to change the NAT type one you will not be able to do so with the phone providing a hot spot for inner access that is because your personal hotspot feature uses so your data plan or the internet connectivity what's up Sophia you'll need a dedicated wireless router connected to an Internet modem or Gateway that can support the UPnP protocol good how about you uh so I'm doing good so if I buy so if I buy a wireless router connected to a modem or Gateway that would mean I would need internet service like dedicated internet service basically that [ __ ] blows I'm gonna try to get him to um get him to account for like the advertisement thing you know online gaming and stuff you can get your hot spots that's one of the reasons why I got this phone plan yeah maybe you can cancel out of the phone plan yeah Maybe out of the phone plan I got ATT is the only service that works out here oh well at least you could well I don't know I can't feel the plan to get starlink dude I don't think it's too expensive it's 500 just for the equipment and then a hundred and twelve hundred twenty dollars every month this is the 60s that's like 66 and I get unlimited internet for my phone 50 gigs for a hot spot and then I get a ticket with me like Wherever I Go starlink would only be at my home like where you know yeah I go into a way you step away from my home and then I'm like I'm [ __ ] like I got no service you know again okay yeah you just need to ditch Nintendo switch and I guess because that's shitty you need uh some power you need the power I'm driving at 13. so they got a laptop except they overheat all the time yeah I'll get my computer out here on my TV and everything here soon why you just get a cheap ass laptop for like 600 bucks because I've been spending a lot of money man I I'm out of work and stuff I spent five thousand dollars to improve my road I spent five thousand dollars on the power shed you know I spent you know I got another two thousand dollars I have to spend for the permit for the solar array I got um I guess still have to pay the engineer it's gonna be like another 2 500 and it's just like I still have the well that I need to be drilling and it could happen this week or this month at least that's like thirty thousand dollars just right there man hold on I'm not doing it right now I gotta probably take this call that's a little bit too much you know I want to play multiplayer I want to see what people have to do it's just fun to see me suffer see perfect name drugs I mean what could be so bad all right you already see a song I can't do uh they almost like a bunch of crackheads oh she's like eight foot tall or is there she's on like her bed or something another she standing on a step ladder waiting for other players who Could That Be oh my God he got kicked foreign how am I the only one doing this foreign they literally picked the song hey hey what's up comment how you doing wait what do I sound like some sounded like that one oh my God my wrist not that great my sister just died of cancer so going through very tough times right now oh I'm so sorry man I'm really sorry that sucks my mom died from cancer I really feel for you dude really do Dania hashtag [ __ ] cancer #fuck cancer foreign [Music] let's do it first charging battery comment did you see how I got um like 50 what type of cancer did your mom have my mom had brain cancer like really bad brain cancer like inoperable and she lived for like five years they only gave her like six months and she lived for five years because she fought it really hard but yeah all right same dude my sister had that yeah that sucks that's a bad kind of cancer dude really sorry to hear that yeah that's a nasty way to go dude ah I also did see that you gained so much over a little amount of time yeah I got it from shorts dude these shorts are like ridiculous I'll make another shot right now dude because these shorts be popping off good luck for real I made some shorts and one got 7.4 K views damn nice comment how many subscribers do you have let me see I have 191. your stream is lagging yeah I know my stream went offline for a second there but it's back now I have 191. or stream is lagging yeah I know my stream went offline for a second there but it's PPG hello yeah it just went black yeah my stream lagged really hard for a second I thought I was gonna disconnect it fixed itself yeah that's good I didn't want to lose you man I'm so sorry to hear about your sister it's crazy how long ago was it is it like really recent what was this rank guys five thirteen basically she died two days ago around 5 PMS oh man two days ago how old was she oh no that sounds weird that's probably some depressed emo yeah she was 22. oh my god dude 22. oh my God that's terrible man oh man I am so sorry to hear that that's terrible I feel really bad for you man I'm so sorry yeah it's sad I feel like I'm gonna cry dude what was your sister's name can you tell me a little bit about her I'm kinda in a little bit of a depressed state right now her name is Lily oh my God my 30 50 is dying right now I'm running 30 FPS I could just tell she loved to do swimming and wanted to get into the Olympics I like swimming too I used to be big into water polo oh she left because she didn't like her own song the idiots like this we strand you in a lonely service so we want oh look at that never heard of that you never heard of water pool before really I'll show you some waterfall no a history making day in the Bay Area is ahead as for the first time in more than a decade one time deflected out will stay here McKinney getting a piece of that rare to see the ball go wet it's basically like I'm watching your stream RN because it always makes my day better thanks man I'm glad it makes your day better it's basically soccer but in the water it's fun [Applause] a little bit of unawareness turns into high awareness cross pass through the pool oh yeah I know what you're talking about now he was having an unbelievable season right now for the Bears they tied up 1-1 here daily the veteran on this team playing better as the season has gone along he had three goals yesterday in the win over Pacific a 34 on the year and we're even at one in the opening three minutes of this first quarter sell out crowd on hand here at the speaker of Aquatics Complex tickets went very fast especially with the premise of the Bears getting a chance to go for the title in their home pools exactly how things have played out George is now give a look fakes there Weinberg with the stop goes back to track it down on the attempt from Longton good save there for Adrian Weinberg he's going to get tested a lot lots of shots are going to come his way he's another Contra foul there that's going to be against Papa nickel out to turn the ball over hey quick question wanna play realm Royal with me yeah sure dude so a six on five coming here for the Trojans here's Craig that's off the frame of the cage rebound controlled it'll stay with USC oh can we check out this guy's stream for a second though he's a good guy I love his dreams you should go subscribe to him too he's really good yeah sure [Music] okay I will [Music] where do I go for the Stream foreign [Applause] a bit of the math and it's actually it would save me time to just beat it the whole uh from my room and then just do the No Death Run hey you just want me to stream it on Discord so I'm gonna do two forwards I'm on level ten there's 13 in total it's say what's up to a nightmare it's a nightmare [Music] what you doing hello print King no demons demons oh oh hello thank you thank you for that one we'll take that one the demons don't care they're just coming oh what am I supposed to do if they don't drop anything if they don't drop any power-ups what am I supposed to do damn Zach dude get off dark dude seriousness print LOL [Music] [Music] I'm so sorry to hear that perfectly poor [Music] you say my name again I hope that everything goes well with them uh he died it's not going well I'll tell you that we're like okay not well but I hope that [Music] you know that they're able to process that and work through it and um you know I I didn't have to I've never had to experience that myself but I imagine that it's not easy and I imagine that it helps to have somebody to watch to help work through those types of things tell him I am doing just fine I'm also sorry to hear that that uh happened to your mother as well I don't know how I'm gonna feel when something like that happens to my mom I don't have a particularly good relationship with oh my gosh her this is Dr Phil do you love this guy oh well if you don't mind me asking like how recently was that hahaha [Music] foreign [Music] are you guys in I want to join it so I can talk to you oh Jesus that's right you could talk to me I don't know about my friend I'll be back in terms of my family I think my brother passing would be the one I would miss the most it was sure man but I feel like siblings are sometimes more important I made this video what's up how are you I'm doing good I'm sorry to hear about your sister man that's really rough yeah how old are you I'm 13. 13 damn yeah yeah I'm really sorry to hear about that man I don't know yeah when my mom died it was pretty hard but she was older but it still hurt a lot yeah she died on my birthday too which was really shitty yeah yay how old were you Jordan how old was I this was a few years ago so I was probably like 20. 24 I want to say yeah how do you change your Discord name I don't know I've been trying to figure out that I don't want it hey if you're trying to get subs on uh on on YouTube are you on YouTube you're not on YouTube are you not a YouTube oh yeah you you do your comment I don't know what I'm thinking but um yeah if you if you want to get subs then make shorts because shorts are blowing up for me and my friend sometimes and they get like a thousand something views sometimes but I don't ever get subs from them that's the thing you don't ever get subs from them really I've been making them for two days and I got 50 Subs dang yeah I get subs from um normal videos really I mean I don't know it seems like my friend got nine subs and he's got a brand new channel dang so I'm telling you these shorts are good like half my shorts have like two of them have like over 1K and then the rest have like a few hundred yeah you just have to post like a bunch of them I've only posted yeah I've only posted 11 of them one of my normal videos got 1.2k so that's pretty good what was I looking up oh my analytics let me see my Analytics my channel got 10 000 views in the last 28 days gosh she's gotten 4.4 .4 surprising 200 watch hours 9.2 k M 200 watch hours 30 Subs I literally just posted a video of me like ready for some beat saber with the VR headset on my head and I got 1000 1.7 k and I got 1.5 K from just wearing shorts and saying I'm wearing shorts on YouTube shorts and like what is this guy posted and I and the one million dollars one got up to like 800 views or something and I got a shitload of Subs from that have you seen that one which one I'm just like I'm gonna give a million dollars to everyone who subscribes that's all I said let me see that one I got like how many Subs did I get from this one it's ridiculous what is this goofy goofy thumbnail on your screen oh it's excellent Maxwell dude I was watching him earlier oh um books bro I think I've seen them I've seen everyone every one of your YouTube shorts um behind the five million Subs please one which one's your favorite so far uh God it gotta be gotta got the VR headset on bro everyone loves that one I don't know why should I do something else with a VR headset on which I do with the VR headset on that's such a good idea for sure yeah um see I am from the future I'll wear my headset too so it literally I turn on the light while I do this and bro's really making a YouTube short on stream laughs all the do I have any other Tech I can throw on my head can I put a should I put my PlayStation VR on my head too oh my gosh yes you should so creepy do I look bro do I look futuristic hold on I gotta see this here do you want me to send you a screenshot no I could see it online just on my obs huh oh my gosh all right here you go bro it looks like you got four eyes oh my God hold on I can't do this that's what a piece PlayStation looks like place I can't speak yeah PlayStation here looks like I've never seen one before I feel like I need more wires let me get some more wires hold on oh no more ones merge is gonna strangle himself on wires I'm from the future I am from the future hold on foreign I'm gonna repost this short and I'm gonna put the title as PPG being goofy all right all right the camera all right here we go I am from the future does that not work I didn't even hit the button I am from the future that one that one's pretty good I think switch [Laughter] should I do a voiceover and make it sound like a robot [Music] I am from the future that's pretty good yeah I'm probably gonna go back to my friend's Channel because he's asking where I am hey take it easy man so yeah Dubai hey what's up dude what happened man you left me hanging uh my viewers helping me make a short real quick why do you hate me so much I don't but oh but I gotta get these headsets off my head you guys make a sad one no it's a funny one dude I think you'll like it probably usually do let me upload it real quick yeah just let me know when it's done so I can go check it out all done it was only four seconds long that's it that's all it took another 10 million views for you I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from the future I am from uh no man I gotta I gotta order this uh the power cord um I need 100 feet of it it's gonna be like 500 dude hey hey hello I found another one man on Amazon it's only 400 bucks hey hey it's Bob say pops I'm looking on Amazon too and I know that this one says it's super flexible and I know it's flexible because it comes with the ends already we'll have to cut those we'll have to unhook them because we ain't going to need them but [ __ ] it comes with two twenty dollar ends that's some extra money tape right there well the fact that the end if you have a we ain't gonna be able to use those ends we might be able to use one of them um but I don't know looking for good prices right now too the first website you sent me was in Amazon I was thinking well no anywhere I couldn't find it it's not Amazon no I know that I couldn't find the one I found on Amazon this one's better because it's freaking stranded and it's super flexible so I know it's um what the hell anyway um let me see I can share this with you