YES, 80 BUCKS, BABY. >> OKAY, GOOD. Anything else with those? Oh, [ __ ] Everything else is there. No wood damage. Looks very The bottom of the staircase is rotten. I don't know if I'll be able to probably Yeah. >> She all that [ __ ] She so tall. I like this [ __ ] I'm trying to check. Lady She owns. Hi. Yo, what's up, dude? How you doing? Actually Japanese, isn't she? Japanese? I think it is. Yeah, it is. Nice. What does your name mean in Japanese? I'm okay. What's up with you today? Are you doing anything fun today? >> I didn't do really anything fun. I just worked. >> What are you playing? >> I have some funny stuff at home. >> Um it's Overwatch. You never heard of Overwatch? It has some Japanese characters. So, I'm just playing with a Japanese. This one's Lady She owns. She's pretty She rides like a motorcycle. She can ride and blow up blows up on people. And like two pistols pistols and stuff. She bad ass. And there's Genji. Which is not my favorite of the Japanese characters. He can like dash and stuff like that. And then he does it again. It's pretty cool. And he can deflect bullets, too. Like no one's shooting at him. And then There is Who else is Japanese? Um So, Genji and Hanzo which are brothers. What the hell is Hanzo? There he is. This is brother Hanzo. This skin is really badass. It's like a legendary skin. It's cool. I should make it look different. He can He's like a sniper but he has a bow. Who's Genji? He used to have like this really cool scatter arrow but they changed it cuz it was too strong. Now he has like these little fire arrows. It's just kind of like a minus pulse as an ability. And he has like a sonar arrow too. You can see Let's see. Oh, wait. That means he can climb walls like Genji. Uh why is his screen tearing? He can climb or something. Why does he always get shut off? It's so annoying. Anyways, um and then there's This guy is I've never played this guy. He looks cool. Oh, he is a healer. I don't really know how to play him. Like I said, we don't want to play healer. >> Here he is. Heads up. >> And this guy is Chinese. >> Come on. Is that really all you got? >> I guess character. I don't know. I think she's like a character and then something. She's pretty good though. I don't know how to Oh, yeah. You can like You can like go through people. She can make people um She can like cleanse them of any negative abilities on them, negative effects on them. And then she can kill with this card things. I think. Um Let's see. What is that skin? What's that? I mean I can't change her skin. What is this skin even? It's weird. Um so that's weird. Why can't I not change her skin? I'll have to look at that in the lobby. That's weird. I don't know why that is. I also don't know why it's sitting in the flying game. Um Hammer is not I don't think so. I don't know. I think this girl's Chinese, too. I've never really played this game. I think it's just Symmetra. So I think she Yeah. But four I think it's like four break. That's kind of good though because then it just kind of does DPS really. Right. I was going to start with Symmetra. I don't play that in the lobby. I used to play in the lobby. Yeah, it's good. I mean she's really fun. She can do like one shot things and stuff. Crazy. It was like brain dead easy to kill people, too. You just shot at like right at their feet and then they fell down. Oops. Especially in a room you can get like double kills and stuff. I really hope the Japanese characters don't get me in the next season. That would really melt me. I guess she got banned now. She did though. What? And then get your band. >> No engine >> And then it's Chinese. You can never play her. What is that? I don't know why I couldn't change character skin. Maybe I had to sell. This is actually good hunting to take them out in the final here. >> We give them an easy shot, do we? >> He is some super good on this map because you can get all high. And then you can use the arrow right down the final. This look pretty good. Any sniper here? This is actually pretty good. >> Is that a bow and arrow? >> Yes. >> Are firearms not to your taste? >> They make killing too simple. >> I used to be obsessed with bows for a while. I was playing or I was watching the Green Arrow show so much. Ooh, that was a good shot. Oh, one of my favorite bows. I'm going to try the arrow right here. I wasn't expecting to do that. Good hits. >> I need >> I want to go to bed with you. I don't feel like that. I picked her up. I don't like you. I think I'll put it on. I don't think. Oh, that was a crazy shot. Oh. I'm going to steal that from you. Look behind you. Oh my god. That's all right. Yes, I will go to the other door. I'm going to try to get the higher ground. Oh my god, dude. Why is she so good? I'm going to just follow my plan and get something to eat. He's my favorite. You are so outlandish. I don't know why she's standing still though, freaking. This ends now. Ouch. I will torture them. This for us. >> I got the payload. Don't worry. >> Hold them still and just give me a turn. >> Enemy spotted here. >> I need to check. Oh, no. >> I think we're outnumbered. Go in here. >> No. >> I'm right by your side. >> I'm going to try to go with her. And what happened here? >> Enemy spotted. >> I need healing. >> I require healing. >> I need healing. I need healing. >> Praise the goddess. >> I need healing. >> Join us. >> I can't keep holding on. I need healing. >> You follow them. >> Huh. I need healing. Face the mission and move again. >> Join us. >> Not so fast. >> I require healing. >> Join us. >> I need healing. >> I require healing. >> Not so fast. >> I need >> It must be time >> I will >> Nanakorobi yaoki. >> Take everything from them. >> Your end will be >> I need a healing. >> There are days. >> This ends now. 60 seconds. >> I require healing. >> Okay, why my team doesn't have a friend pool? >> Enemy has a Ooh. When we are winning How do you stop this from >> I need a healing spell. >> 60 seconds. >> You're all good. >> Let me keep doing this. Got you. >> My duty calls. >> The attacking team has captured objective A. Switching sides. Prepare your defenses. Select your queue. >> What matters is that we fight to the very last second. >> The world evolves, and so must we with it. >> Five. Three. Two. One. >> The attacking team has entered. Defend objective A. Objective A is located. >> Bastion. >> We are out of time. >> Bastion. Bastion. >> Double kill. >> Watch out. >> Bonjour. >> Target located. >> I'm getting attacked. >> Over there. >> Objective needs to Stop the payload. >> We are out. >> Stop the payload, you imbeciles. >> Mistakes they always precede victory. >> Driving them off the pile. >> Hey. >> Not bad. >> Must be cautious. >> Stop the payload, you imbeciles. >> My duty calls. >> We must stop the >> my reach. This is my laboratory. The payload is moving. >> I see a hostile. >> We must stop the payload's progress. >> You will receive my aid. Ah, there's a test subject. Come here, darling. >> They're making gains. >> We must deliver the >> I've got you in my sights. >> I see a hostile. >> Enemy located. >> We must stop the payload's progress. >> This is where you sign your name. There's a test subject. >> I see a hostile. >> The enemy is located here. >> The payload >> There's a test subject. >> The payload is in >> And you know how we should stop them. >> Ice break. >> Careful, we're outnumbered. >> Team killed. >> How did she get in there? I don't know. >> I don't need your guidance. >> Surrender. >> I will >> If you don't >> They always get in my way. >> Kill me. >> Taste the poison. >> I see you. >> I see you. >> Under my protection. >> Destroy them. >> Bye. Bye. Bye. >> You need my aid. >> Careful, we're outnumbered. >> They're behind >> They're behind you. >> Initializing systems. >> Hey. >> I see a hostile. >> Enemy. >> Over there. >> Help them. What do they want? >> Over there. >> Enemy located. >> I see a hostile. >> Surrender to my will. >> Girls, number four. >> 60 seconds. >> Find grace. >> You shouldn't know. >> Don't run away. >> Meet your fate. >> I see a hostile. >> Don't touch me again. >> I see you. >> Almost there. Keep up the defense. >> I will. >> Help them. >> 10 seconds. >> Throw them now. Throw them there. >> Enemy located. >> Overtime. >> Let's get this on. >> We must seize our energy here. >> Fire at will. >> Prepare for this. >> Let's be it. >> Team kill. >> We have to stop it. >> Uh, round two complete. Score three to three. Switching sides. >> Major pain and suffering. >> My heart is strong and my javelin is sharp. >> So, sweet Athena has grown into a domineering beast. >> My name is Orisa. You would be wise to remember it. These streets will run red when I'm through. >> Sit down. >> I knew we had something in common. one Capture objective A. Objective A captured. 20 seconds remaining. There is too much at stake to feel doubt. Don't leave me out in the cold. 10 seconds remaining. I can't do this at the last second. Skins, don't make me laugh. Don't say something stupid. >> Yeah. >> I need to change my sensitivity. What is it? I don't see anything. I'm putting it in this I'm putting it on there. I don't like the challenge. I'm going to touch this and put it on there. Each character. Each character. Yeah, that would be cool. I think they should make it so you can search for something. I don't know what the push room is. It's the one This room is basically just turning into me playing this hero because I'm going to play him again. But, you know, I'll I'll probably try a different character. I never really played him. I'll play him in this room, but I don't think I'm going to play him in Oh, yes, he looks good. Any hero. And let's see what chat That's so annoying. I'm going to chat in the middle. So, I'm good. >> I can't believe I wasn't getting any of the loot so Just like blowing me every freaking time. >> Arriving at Watchpoint Gibraltar. >> [ __ ] I shouldn't have just targeted in here. >> You seem hungry for this. For what we for what you for anything you want. >> All of Ilios for a mission, isn't it? >> I'm so happy I'm back to winning again. I'm so relieved. >> Maybe they'll feed you. >> I don't know what I would do without them. I should have known better. What am I thinking? I have to stop you honestly. I don't know. >> Attackers incoming. >> I should have known. I don't I don't >> Great. Watchpoint Gibraltar. Watchpoint I got this. >> Over here. >> Back to haunt them. >> I need a medic. >> I could slay them all with a true death. Where did my ancestors go? >> I don't know what you're talking about. I died three times and both of them I should have died again. It's over. Can we have some uh Like awareness? Can you send me over there? Anything you're talking about awareness can help. >> Oh. >> Team killed. >> You're one in six. You're one in six. I was talking about how someone wearing it. You're one in six. I can't get kills for you. What do you want me to play? Do you want me to play you play two mouse and keyboard at the same time? Give some [ __ ] tips. I'm turning better than your DPS. >> Oh, should we have this then? It would be fun. >> 5 4 3 2 1 Attack commencing. >> I'm under attack. >> This time, I'll just kill them first. >> The dead ought to remain so. >> I was talking to your mom. We were having a conversation. >> I warned you before. >> No, I was up here in heaven talking to your mom. She said, "What are you doing up here?" I said, "I'm in heaven talking to you." >> I don't break. I don't. >> It might have been the same, but she sure did uh take in that deep that demon semen and have you. >> What's your excuse? >> Bring in the rain. >> Another cog in the cycle of violence. >> Malice and menace. >> I've only come back stronger. >> Two children. I tell you what I tell you what I make very money from. >> [laughter] >> Hey, shut up, you old [ __ ] 35 minutes. I'm dying for you, Madison. Hey, shut up. >> Shut up. >> What kind of person are you, trash? And we lost to the [ __ ] team that though. You sound like a little [ __ ] buddy. >> You sound like [ __ ] too. I'm not a >> Why are these games so bad? I'm going to stop playing. I should have played stadium. Sorry, I'm not doing my Japanese thing anymore. This This is dumb. This game is so bad. I'm going to go get my level up. This is horrible now. I'm I bet if I played goalie we would have won, though. I can't do it. >> They're kicking off with a free game set up. >> I don't know what he wants. I'm going to go for like attack speed build or something. >> Now, let's dive into the draft. >> It's a big difference for that last game. Oh, there I go. Last game anyway. Wow. Who do you talk and trash like that on the screen? I feel that was playing server, but that was I was just kind of trying trying to trick him, I guess. Okay, but such a bad team, dude. I'm sure if I didn't do anything else. That's just me. I was playing machine off machine. Yeah, try. What if I actually had the one shot? You killed with that team, huh? >> The lineups unlocked and we're ready for one heck of a match. >> I drank some water. >> Welcome to the armory. The teams are queuing up and free choice is the console. >> I don't understand like brain. Actually, I love this. What if I don't What if I don't play? [ __ ] What the [ __ ] But What the [ __ ] But they wouldn't change that. It makes sense. >> 20 seconds to go. >> I can't remember blocks. I can't help it. It works me. Yeah. Capture the objective. >> 3 2 1 Capture the objective. The objective is ours. The objective is ours. The objective is ours. >> It is not my time to die. I am escaping. My battle will soon be over. Come on, is that really all you've got? >> God. >> My journey continues. >> Hey, what's up with like seven people watching the stream? Nobody's chatting or anything. I want to say hi to everyone. >> We first the tide. >> Something's going on. What's going on else? I don't know what I did. I don't play mobile legends. I don't know why I'm so stupid. >> Ladies and gentle bots, >> Die. Die. Die. >> I watched some Spider-Man. I just watched the Spider-Man movie yesterday. Anybody watching it? >> Zero. >> I got to watch that on the stream. >> Let's have a look at our >> He's going to watch. I'm good. I want to see. >> Coming up next. >> Thanks. It's like >> Get ready for chaos. >> It was smash. I want to see how many people are watching. >> What tactics will the teams come up with This spell ability doesn't mean [ __ ] I think. Only two >> 20 seconds remaining before the action begins. >> That was just bad. This was all this. This is terrible. >> Three two >> What is one? >> one The objective Time up. The objective The objective >> This is like This is like terrible. It's terrible. I don't know how people like this song. This is what you want. >> My journey continues. >> [ __ ] trash. You can run but you >> They'll need to fall back to objective C. 30 seconds. The objective is Take the objective. We're advancing to objective B. The objective goes live in 10. Behind you. The objective's live. The objective Blocking center. >> Looks like the win was out of reach this round. >> The score is zero to two. Some intense competition this round. Next up, put those hands together. It's time for more >> I almost switched the other side. So bad. >> Time for the team to cheer up. >> I switched so much of the other side. Yeah. I almost switched the other side. >> The arena is ready and waiting. 20 seconds to go. >> Um >> Oh, really? >> Two. One. >> All the heat rushed out. >> The objective unlocked. 10 seconds left. >> Let's do it. >> The enemy has a barricade. >> Jump next. >> I will never tire of this. You lost the lead. >> Let's get them quickly. >> You lost the lead. >> I can jump next so bad. >> Come, you leader. >> The battle continues. >> Double kill with the with the sniper. Oh, no. >> Very good. >> A clean shot. >> It's a charm. Yeah, I was trying to say. I'm going to grab a bully. That's me, though. I think the first round. It's so stupid. Okay. Yeah, I thought I'd join. All right, let's finish this. I don't think I'm going to win. I'm glad I joined this world. Let's see what happens. I was playing PUBG like always. I don't think I'll be playing as much because he had a kid, so He's got to be like 1 years old still. All my friends play in the war. That channel is like totally dead. But we're doing a big Yeah, we're doing a big update. I'm stressed out. What happened to the NK, bro? >> It's a little bit unfinished. I think it's pretty good. I'll sit there. Any I don't know if they are or if they aren't. Yeah, that's like that. I don't know. I don't know. Choose English. I don't like 70 407 cuz I don't like calling in. I came up with a way to log in. I passed 207. When did I get my practice 202 machine bonding? Every time I check, it's like ch- I don't know if it's any good. Pretty sure I played it though. It was in beta. Super bare bones. It's out of beta though. Or out of early access. Little breakfast. See my child account. See my child. I don't know if it's still around. I got to look at the profile I did. There's an update failing on there. Just great. Oh my god, that's really good. Let's check it. Let's do Guess we're not playing that. I ain't doing this. Probably. Breakfast. Let's let's see. The big cheese shop is a more expensive than I don't know if it's on Steam or not. Yeah, all of them are cheaper than Steam account. Guess we're not playing breakfast. Awesome. I shouldn't just be doing that for using Steam. Some games anyways. It's cheaper. Not so much. And then I guess it would be fine. I have other Steam accounts. I have accounts for other games I have. I wonder how that works. Like people just make a Steam account and buy that one game and then play it till they're bored and they sell the account for like $5. I thought about it, actually. Uh Yeah, yeah, that's kind of crazy. Yeah, that is. So, you can just sell it. I want to see that, actually. I might do that. That's funny. Like I could easily sell a game like Double Seven or something. I'm trying to think. Oh. I could sell a game. I just want to see like I just want to see like how much I would get. Double Os. I put orange on it. It would be pretty funny to do that. I'll also do All right. I'm in the city I live in. Need to make $50 when I work. Just got out of jail with nothing but a half-charged phone and my ID. I don't have a home to go back to. Need $50. Can you walk anywhere in town? I can do artwork. Need a job. [ __ ] work. The always. Yeah, but Right. With this guy, too. That's crazy. I know I know who this guy is. He literally sits outside of the pawn shop. That's insane. I think so. Cuz he literally opened up. That is so crazy. It's so weird living in small towns. I'm with the bridge. I don't see the bridge in the van. Exactly where is that? I'm not asking. That's That's what I No. Yeah, he So, uh since the other video showed Cuz that's who the kid is. That's >> morning Uh I'm not sure if I'm trying to not play game for a minute. So my children can cool down and which one gets up and play games. Everything cool. I think that was so funny. That was sad, bro. All right. horrible app When did it become a thing? What, dude? Look at that roach. There's some big bugs around here. It was like a giant locust in the house. I threw it outside and it came back in again. That was gross. I don't know. That wasn't a grasshopper. It was not that big of a locust. It was green. like a leaf Oh, [ __ ] It's got a mountain lion look to it. What do you mean it's [ __ ] 90 degrees here? Look at 4K and then just leave. Look at a baby mountain lion. Looks like a cat. That's funny. I remember one time when I was in Florida, there was baby mountain lion. All these like stupid chicks were petting it. I'm like, "Oh my god, it's a baby mountain lion." That's what I said. That looks just like that one. They're kind of cute on the babies. All right. Anyways, some of my gears are Okay. Anyways. Maybe not mine. What cameras? This is This is a good place, isn't it? I don't know. What does this eventually mean? Look at the video. I don't understand. All cameras are the beta testers. I don't think that's true though. I think it's all [ __ ] because I looked it up and there's like no beta testers. There's no beta tester value though. There is somebody you should never shoot. Hey, you can You can cameras with the lasers though. Let's watch a YouTube video for a minute. It is funny though you know what I mean. All right. I'll play something else. I'm trying to update the game anyway. I think it's something like that. I want us to play Hello Neighbor 2 again. Hello, I am loving the game and I haven't played it in so long. There's so much new [ __ ] I want to play Bendy and the Ink Machine demo. I want to do that. Let's play that for a minute. The game is kind of cool. I don't know. This game is cool whatever. Kind of like Pokémon sort of except you play with Pokémon. It's not really Pokémon. It's like aliens. You capture aliens and then you can play with them. Kind of like some sports [ __ ] or something but like MMO. I'm trying to get See if it's any good. I get this game. This is what I was thinking before cuz I think it's pretty popular this game. Oh, this is a pretty good Wait, nothing. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what the [ __ ] I like the music. Steam that's something to do with it. This one is I thought this is the most popular. It's not. It's still pretty cool though. Last game is better. I thought you were You would never thought of that. This one you can was not I'm [ __ ] sorry. I don't see what other games are on Epic right now. I don't think I got the new one. Uh let me know what other Epic game is. What is You can play this all together. I played this one out. I forgot that we put that mode It's some kind of like a puzzle random kind of This one is pretty good. >> Wait. No, that's not how it's supposed to be. >> I thought you were going to go over there. >> It's okay. There has to be another way. Please, help me to find him. >> Temple. Why not this? Um I don't care at all. That's good. I don't know what that was. That was Uh let's try Piper. I hope it's too hard, but we'll see. Like Jesus does. >> Humanity's insatiable thirst for knowledge has always been its hubris. By exploring the edge of the universe, we might have gone too far, flown too close to a star. In our search for the next frontier, we met the wrath of a deadly parasite. >> It looks like it's possible to use Thanks. Bro. It's not going to work. I'll stop. Oh, that is my chances of surviving. I don't know about you. This one fires fast. It seems pretty good. This game has like great still to It's apparently a little bit of a game, so >> Like it's a bunch of tutorial garbage. I don't want to talk about this to keep up. I don't know what exactly it is. TV Oh, nice. Oh, no. I love it. Voice acting. That's a bit of a big problem too. Let's shoot. Voice acting. I'm out. Game is released 2026. Yeah, there are games with no voice acting. This could have just been my first team game. Cool. Sick. I can't play this little old thing. Let's shoot. Okay. Feedback. Better. Okay. All right. All right. I guess. I don't know if I can play this. Um I just like arrow bind. Yeah. Feedback. Oh, I am not. I can't play. The strength. That's cool. There's a lot of customization on it. Cool. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh. It looks like sweet. Mhm. Go back. All right, let me watch. How do I make this certain character look so weird? I put Mhm, it looks like [ __ ] It doesn't look good. Now, it looks like [ __ ] That's it. Yeah, cool. Mhm, whatever. Yeah. Oh. Maybe I want to use these colors because But, I like them. I bought them from the store. Oh, that looks stamina. I'm just going to keep on going like that. I guess it's like a Looks like >> Okay guys, I'm not going to be playing this game though. Don't worry. Don't worry guys. We're going to play Modern Warfare. I think we're doing this. I'm Okay. I should film my Call of Duty. I think I'm going to What was Oh my Oh, this is so scary. The man this game looks so cool. I love it. Oh, this game looks so cool. They're throwing this at us literally. All right. Yeah, this seems like it's a little bit challenging. All right. You want to play another I don't want to shoot kind of this game. Okay, let's play this. All right, yeah. All right. >> That's stupid for me to say on this stream. It's not even kind of interesting, but What's I'm going to say it if I lose. This is achievement unlocked. It's possible. Where's the music now, dude? Music kind of sucks. I like my own music. Uh We'll see. Maybe it'll get better. Okay. What I do? Please give me a different alien. I'm not playing this game again later. Okay. Evolution chamber, yes. Okay, good. This is the only reason I want to play this game now. Reveal. Okay, so I can either be a pyro or I can be a purple. I'll be pyro. Don't mess with me. saliva. That's weird now. What else can I do? What's the war? Got it. Trip down this. What's this? I don't want to I don't want to do this one. I don't know what you're talking about. That doesn't look right. How do I get different animals? How to uh Uh screen. Come on guys, this team is so bad. Pyro projectile those. Projectile that explodes on impact. It's the only one I can get. Yes. I'm going to go with the keeper. Okay, I'll get this one. Uh what's let's check that out. I'm not going to go with the melee. I don't know what I got. That was kind of dumb. I didn't know what that was. Yeah, fire bird though. Yeah. Hopefully I win. I guess so. All right, I'm up there. All right. Okay. All right, I guess I can play as a bird for a while. I got fire. Oops. And I definitely want to get elemental strength. That was dumb. Oh. Oh, okay. I'm going to play this. This one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got this. I don't know about that. Oh, one tap. That would just increase this. It's not really melee, so it's fine. Since elemental damage bonus. So, maybe it is. Maybe it only does that. Yeah, essence essence it's like intelligence. Which will be I'm just going to get some more health for now. That was bad. Okay. Give me a new Pokémon. I don't want to be this Pokémon now. I don't want to be the firebird. You know I get the I get cheated on. Charizard It does look better. It's not as ugly as the other one. Let's go. Ooh, the flames. Oh, there's the big fireball. space Oh, come on. Wrap it up. These are our boss's middle arms. It's so really easy to operate that. You know how they think of >> Oh. Oh. This is going to be like really smooth like It's weird. This game should have like a better I hope it does. Probably not. I hope it does. Oh, only 160 people Oh. Oh my god. I took out like a chunk of my Oh, I leveled up. People are voting me up. That's cool. That's That was lucky. 7,000 people now. It's cool that it's getting Oh, that's it. Is it open? Yeah, whole bunch. I love that. That was