everybody or whatever don't worry about it I'm gonna read so enjoy my reading or mute me you're gonna read it yeah let's watch this chick wouldn't have arms dude to be like seven years old with no arms hey what's up the hacker how you doing you ready to get this book read to you okay I want a laptop under 100 for gaming any opinions I loved up for under a hundred dollars forgive me I don't think you're gonna find one okay dude [ __ ] I have a laptop okay last we left off Tikka was sweeping Tika stopped sweeping and leaned up what are you doing the table's always been there along I do yo in my dreams center of the common room the old man dragged it across the floor and shoved it up against the trunk of the huge valon wood right across from the fire pit then step back to admire his work there he grunted supposed to be closer to the fire pit now bring over two more chairs need six around here Tika turned to otic he seemed about to protest but at the moment there was a flaring light from the kitchen a scream from the cook indicated that the grease had caught fire again Oda Curry toured The Swinging kitchen doors he's harmless he puffed as he passed hika let him do what he wants within reason maybe he's throwing a party Tika side maybe two chairs over to the old man as requested she set them where he indicated now the old man said glancing around sharply bring two more chairs comfortable ones mind you over here put them next to the fire pit in the shadowy corner it isn't shadowy Tikka protested it's sitting in for a full sunlight ah the old man eyes narrowed but it will be shadowy tonight won't it when the fire is lit I suppose so Tika faltered bring the chairs that's a good girl I want one right here the old man gestured at a spot in front of the fire pit for me are you giving a party old one Tika asked if she carried over the most comfortable well-worn chairs in the end a party the thought seemed to strike the old man as funny he chuckled yes girl it will be a party such as the world of crin has never seen before the cataclysm be ready Tikka Weyland be ready he patted her shoulder tussled her hair then turned and lowered himself bones creaking into the chair a mug of Ale he wear those chili cheese fries good Tiga went to pour the ale it wasn't until she had brought the old man his drink and gone back to her sweeping that she stopped wondering how he knew her name he asked the chili cheese fries were really good and then we have the start of the book here bro TF playing Mario Kart number one old friends meet a rude interruption Flint fire Forge cool picture covered boulder oh there's another picture too his old Dwarven bones had supported him long enough and were willing to continue without complaint I should never have left Flint grumbled flicking down to the valley below he spoke aloud though there was no sign of another living person about long years of solitary wandering had forced the dwarf into the habit of talking to himself he slapped both hands on his knees and I'll be damned I'm going to try playing my drums for a bit he announced vehemently warm by the afternoon sun the boulder felt comfortable to the ancient dwarf who had been walking all day in the chill Autumn air Flint relaxed and let the warm deep seep into his have fun reading this book the warmth of the sun and the warmth of his thoughts because he was home he looked around him his eyes lingering fondly over the familiar landscape the Mountainside below him formed one side of a high mountain Bowl carpeted an Autumn Splendor the velon wood trees in the valley were Ablaze in The Season's colors the brilliant Reds and Golds Fading Into the purple of the cryo of the Carlos Carlos speaks Beyond don't know how to pronounce it c-h-a-r-o-l-i-s Carlos the Flawless as your Sky among the trees were repeated in the waters of Crystal Mirror Lake thin Columns of smoke curled among the Treetops the only sign of the presence of Solace a soft spreading Haze blanketed the veil with the sweet Aroma of Home fires burning as Flint sat and rested he pulled the block of wood and a gleaming Dagger from his pack his hands moving without conscious thought since time accounted his people had always had the need to shape the shapeless to their liking he himself had been a metalsmith of some Renown before his retirement some years earlier he put the knife to the wood then his attention caught Flint hands remained idle as he watched the smoke drift up from the hidden chimneys below my own homes fire has gone out Flint said softly he shook himself angrily at feeling sentimental and began slicing at the wood with a Vengeance he crumbled loudly my house has been sitting empty roof probably leaking ruined the furniture stupid Quest silliest thing I ever had did after 148 years I ought to have learned you'll never learn dwarf a distant voice answered him not if you live to be 248. dropping the wood the dwarf's hand moved with calm Assurance from the dagger to the handle of his ax as he peered down the path the voice sounded familiar the first familiar voice he'd heard in a long time but he couldn't place it Flint squint into the Setting Sun he thought he saw the figure of a man striding up The Path standing Flint Drew backed into the shadow of a Tall Pine to see better the man's walk was marked by an easy Grace an Elvish Grace Flint would have said yet the man's body had a thickness and tight muscles of a human well the facial hair was definitely humankind all the dwarf could see in the man's face beneath a green Hood was a tan skin and a brownish red beard a longbow was slung over one shoulder and a sword hung it at his left side he was dressed in soft leather carefully tooled in the intricate designs the elves loved but no elf in the world of crin could grow a beard no elf but Tannis said hold on I need to take a drink real quick or something are you enjoying this jacob you're the only one listening I'm here bro that's true who's your favorite character so far check out the big boobs what was her name to prevent I haven't really autographed what's going on yet what are you doing Diego yeah anyways but no else in the world of crane could grow beard no elf but Tannis said fifth Flint hesitantly as the man up neared the same the Newcomer's bearded face split in a wide grin he held open his arms and before the dwarf could stop him engulfed Flint in a hug that lifted him off the ground the dwarf collapsed his clasp his old friend close for a brief instant then remembering his dignity squirmed and freed himself from the L half elves Embrace well you've learned no manners in five years the dwarf grumbled still no respect for my age or my station hoisting me around like a sack of potatoes what the [ __ ] he doing Jacob you've never seen Fast and the Furious yeah I'm just trying to pull a ménage à trois those two trifling hoes your trailer five girls gone round me up all right that's all I'm reading bye everybody that's a good read man uh I mean since you're here to make money you shouldn't really care uh but I think you should like have like a religious like dude if you started like on like Saturday started like reading from the Bible and talking about it and then like I don't know Sundays or something started reading from like the Quran think how big your audience would be in VR in VR I mean as long as you're transparent about everything too you're like hey man you know I'm not really