um all right let me just I'll just tell a few things and talk down if you haven't done it it's just easy points well yeah that's good yeah I you know I'd give them other people two weeks dude they're above that now yeah that's right that's right man even at this other job apply for other places man [ __ ] them you don't go and do all that work and get your you know your your [ __ ] and then yeah [ __ ] it down the trash that's a lot of tree like [ __ ] yeah racist cow I had to go talk to her today and um she saw she was looking at my shirt she's like oh Jesse you work at in and out now she goes is that why you're trying to get out of here I'm like the [ __ ] why would I ever go to work at in and out dude a respiratory therapist now more money better money than you really is that too and but I was like no man I was like it's just a shirt I like it but I was like what I wouldn't mind working over there dude there they treat their employees with respect you know say that no I was like over there they they hold themselves to a very high value or a very high standard or something everybody is like I was like the camaraderie there you want to come on I'm in the transfer screen very cool plus I get paid a ton of money I was like dude managers easily get over like 100k a year oh yeah minimum and they used to make more when it was all it was all family owned but now they um they run out of family man that one [ __ ] is still running the granddaughter oh [ __ ] I'm trying to loading screen you must have moved no I'm in here oh you're in the dungeon you must have moved you I don't even know where the [ __ ] you're at you're waiting I'm not gonna kill this dude I'm waiting for you to get here to make sure you get credit for it you have some little guys I've left lots of guys I just run faster my career all right where the hell is this Shrine it's my last one [Music] select your [ __ ] spider there's oh Brett you know what game you have to play hey you have to play that what's that one that we played backyard Blake the one with the bugs oh grounded grounded that one was fun dude we still have it and they've probably done some good updates um I came here I came in with the condo a shrine man perfect yeah 30 steps yeah no problem all right all the trains though I'm at the same like part like Point as you Brett where like they tell me I have all these dungeons to do they'll say you got like 10 or 11 left like say if I had 17 out of 29 so I still had 12 to do but they all had the little round circle all the treasure ones were gone so I went into two round circle ones and just because I'm confused every time I think if he finishes the yellow circle yeah right that yellow's purple ones the ones I got desperate and started going in but they don't give me a completed three now they never give me any uh any or an hour it just says you've completed you know whatever dungeon this is oh I got this game already there's going to be powering through this [ __ ] 15 daily reduction while shape shifted into away I never have that for wherever two percent Critical Strike chance against the Hoosier I get a codex or something like your head against a big petered monsters Blood Out can we please not die it would be so annoying right now thank you yes you don't want to die [ __ ] like 50 of your experience [ __ ] and then then they had a thing where you get half of that back so you'd only lose 25 if you've got your body so you see these naked [ __ ] running down there right oh yeah 100 man I remember that so the only time to do it is if you had a buddy down there cleared out yeah [ __ ] you know what crossbones were but at the time people are all just you know they were so desperate to get their experience back they'd just [ __ ] leave or they would go for it anyway running naked trying to hurry up and grab their body I like seeing the worm die and trying to get remember when I was over there he tried getting a [ __ ] like 19 000 times like I I just can't yeah I don't know what it is right I can't do it oh that poor guy are you in a dungeon yeah I teleported to you and I'm like I'm not in no dungeon oh I must he must have moved too this must be an event somewhere because there's monsters running with that little light floor oh yeah station on them they're [ __ ] running for the hills they keep running past me they keep [ __ ] smacking them on the way foreign Anna do you have right obviously yeah exactly [ __ ] these goddamn dungeons but I need those four four yeah [Applause] [ __ ] The Lager am I gonna give us a [ __ ] prize there we go oh there it goes okay did it third already or no uh the one we did we just finished one dungeon oh what the how did this guy get up here all right all right now barbecue or whatever go with your family there oh it was fun it's just a I thought we're gonna have steaks and stuff I'm like nope all right I'm in the dungeon hot dogs yeah I'm just gonna help my friend real quick real quick I like how you're all [ __ ] strong and buff now that you're gonna be helping oh just the Capstone real quick yeah before we were all getting [ __ ] wrecked yeah it's more of a formality really yeah man [Applause] try to ask me a question I asked you man you asked me you have a shivering you know what I mean what's up clowning yesterday was like yeah not that I'm complaining I still you know there was a good chunk of time we were seeing butcher like every [ __ ] other dungeon we were going into all right yeah whenever I don't want to see a [ __ ] I'm like no I don't want to waste a couple minutes but actually now he's not too hard on a four-man one it still takes time he's got so many but last year okay have we gotten above yet throw your pop out do we get any of our alts out man look at these [ __ ] dudes with the axes they're all leaping up in the air man oh yeah with the big [ __ ] wrestling with the chase [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] I thought that was you dude it was a [ __ ] monster I was chasing he went running past me if I turn around started chasing after him then he started [ __ ] smacking on me excuse me Amazon has a photos like a social justice promotion it says black is remarkable and it's just all items in Black [Music] what about all the Browns in Black unless you're a white person Men In Black yeah any [ __ ] corpses piles you're [ __ ] moving with a purpose man that's all I want to get these [ __ ] things done right that's why you feel so fast see I can't I gotta stop and kill everybody that's how I do too I go through I kill but I'm like I'm so close to finishing this [ __ ] experience you get you know but dude it's when you get down to that last hundred points of this yeah in all quests poor bastard I don't even feel right killing him he was just standing there and he came behind him and friggins and he went flying through the wall anyone so you still need the temerity drawers too just like Jesse man oh I got tonight dude I was right a trip to Fiji would be just a ticket okay well luckily this person my homegirl she's already had to tell you though what the hell or he has to kill the bosses at the end though it's a little yeah she's on act six the dances on Market maker remember real quick Circle Diablo man it's like you someone helps you you helped another person later man I'm only gonna get him to the I'm trying to kind of be with you guys right now there we go Ninja's done oh I'm glad it's not like the others because I weren't even here I don't think I just thought we were fighting but I got it try to kill Lily if you need help when you get access right you were I don't mind foreign like little by little things flew right past your head back stupid does it work on traffic yeah yeah it'll take you out of the trapping it'll raise your heel your health all the way up one side quests I could do that instead silly sprayer or whatever did you get a phone no but I have this other Helm that has um 16 of spirit and 99 life until so I mean it'll probably go up to 170 life on kill and I mean that's dude when you kill six [ __ ] at a time you know you're getting 700 life every pulverized and the spirit's nice too but okay I haven't found another one but I got four of those others Tempest it's funny it almost seems like it's fun dude our team sucks so much yeah so they got it over how are you how are you on point Zach you holding it uh I might be able to maybe they caught me I pushed it pretty far though [ __ ] him heal me you dumb [ __ ] bro this dungeon is great man every once in a while I'll just pop in there's so many enemies that I'm like okay I have to kill these [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I'm ready to figure on the big dough yeah that's a lot of times you know 13 or 14 million oh Zach I was trying to pin them before you I don't even know where to use not nobody's on point man [ __ ] I did it explore I thought I ran through this whole place already oh maybe up here Zach what is this invitation you sent me to timu it's good dude you better doing that you want that free Hilda DeWalt uh copy drill yeah foreign or anything there so uh good luck all right oh you're here good what is this okay what's going on there's a feeling somebody's watching me come on Central Wing over there oh wow that seems to be oh a lot of enemies over here Come On Come to Papa e h we gotta go after we kill all these trucks for an easy half a million what'd you do okay here nothing leveled up just level up my house anyway items I need to put in I just haven't gotten around putting them in I haven't gotten around to it okay all right now we go over here there for that nice hook it was like 30 posters I know there's so many oh oh you just go right through it yeah the door just goes straight to this Village cheers [Music] in this place in here bro all right go sell your [ __ ] for it by the time you're done I'll be halfway through the next dungeon how many altars you got in the hazard War uh I don't know I'll have to look because I was thinking if you don't have a lot one of these days you give me all the ones like you're here and I'll give you all the ones I have them all in a hazard but one these heels that's where is the next one I have to do and I have five out of 34. Oh see it worked perfect tonight right back oh my God let's find your last one too because I want to collect them out yeah it was one of those ones that I was I mean because either I was right on top of it and I got frustrated and said screw it or I just yeah yeah I guessed it all together Christmas money right at the beginning foreign he was jumping away tonight I'm trying to eat a [ __ ] huh trying to eat the [ __ ] trying to eat somebody oh no it's the all the um let's see uh all the those uh you know dragonflies yeah they're all over the place just forever jumping up trying to get them I would never do this again up here why because like okay Luke stuff doing it actually yeah am I thinking like a lot of like rares but like and since now it's a lot of rares this is the thing that sucks is like this person this person's not skipping everything so it's like they're watching it the whole Cinema no like like she's watching the whole Cinema I'm like dude I just text her like hey I'm not gonna watch like you can watch it later but I will go through it real quick with my boys dude I'm just like crushing these pools in one head bring the B boys here doing some real damage it's funny because like you know like that part with the big one the the the the big monster that opens up yeah anyway one shot actually died just like wow that was fast that's what happens when you get a big dick I mean when you're getting yeah oh that was done that was quick yeah uh I got my [ __ ] pair got points [ __ ] and I got another one and I gotta claim all four five [ __ ] pair again across this gun right now I'm going back to town right now so you must did a lot of quests right I did a side quest I got all the shrines all the strongholds all the locations I did all the easy [ __ ] I thought was easy you know [ __ ] I think I lagged out I like that how long it has a war I got just everything but one Discovery everything's at one culture and I got all the strong holds and all the Dungeons and I still got like 120 left to do and I've already done like four quests so oh my whole story is correct so you could actually just do it without you know yeah getting it all on dungeons I don't want to explore the nightmare dungeon I just want to go home I don't care how many people in your room we're pretty much we're pretty much at the getaway uh oh my God so they're gonna scale to our level right yeah yeah you wanna you wanna you can join my uh can you join my party [ __ ] [Music] too late [ __ ] I got my ALT already I'm gonna dude I'm gonna [ __ ] catch up to this guy okay um [Music] nevisito you want to come you can come to me what you can make it a lot of fun here level three right yeah so yeah we're doing nightmare so what we could experience yeah of course yeah we do we still do you get dropped too she's like one of my what about old home girl from back in the day she has big tits uh yeah but she's yeah her husband [ __ ] hating me [Music] where you want to jump in yeah the b-boy all the same price what about what about what about monitors dude it's all the same price I looked at like 40 different items and it's all the same price this is supposed to be a sale going on right now or something tomorrow always fails they're Prime glass today today and tomorrow I'm gonna jump wherever we're at like I just bought the printer for 170 and it's in fun South the washing station is always a hundred dollars and it's like on sale dude or [ __ ] 98 dollars yeah that's why I put my things in my shopping cart for such a long time I waited for them to go on sale and like I constantly see the regular price and I'm like okay yeah they this is actually on sale so yeah I will heal it what's your friend doing in my game Nova that's what she's saying to you yeah that's what she said these are like checking your head what the [ __ ] is up with your your friend Noah what the [ __ ] man appreciate the help let's go how do you chat in the game no like voice chat there is a voice chat in the game I thought it was just skipping everything I think I skipped it oh I work here we take care of you oh I can see you guys are fighting though yeah when I was fighting Lilith and I couldn't even and when it finally broke free I was all fighting all right again yeah she really giving you a hard time for us being here like she's like she's like one again she wants to level up already so I was like well we'll leave right now yeah I said I'll call the boys real quick hey that's fish though I don't watch none of the seasons I want to watch it I can't because that's weird I wonder why they allow me to do you log out again yeah they really should put it on the same architecture you know everybody's gotta watch it or just but it's not there's no Rhyme or Reason there was there was like that before remember like everybody had a gray on it down here skip it don't look them in the eyes man he's not even taking a chunk out of me do you fight uh the parole the difficult but I thought we came over here so we could watch the [ __ ] cutscenes I know dude I'm not trying to kill him go ahead it don't matter experience come we're here I guess that's your answer if Jesse lagged out or not for real we're getting rolled too dude I think what Lily we actually do get our level whatever that is yeah oh god dude a [ __ ] two shot at this [ __ ] it's great bye bye doggy oh it was a dog yeah I ain't touching it hasn't started weird those are still the quest though you still got to do the uh the whole Capstone business yeah you haven't done that [ __ ] I thought that's what you were doing was the Capstone oh this was I thought this was kind of really I mean it's real fast we're almost there real fast cutscene's taking too God damn long I had that new burger from McDonald's the quarter pounder jalapeno the cheesy thingy did you have a grandma shake or what get down that Tick Tock hype train yeah probably it's delicious too they look delicious combo was delicious I get one tomorrow I'll make a short about it and get a thousand views oh my God shut the [ __ ] up then why were you in the front already skip it yeah I think you bullshitting the [ __ ] fruitcake why are you in the front damn dude she's level 86. yesterday I tried to fight Lily at level 100 oh yeah bro dude shoot hey for for a second I was drain here but then if he would have created me like why is it talking about one dude bro I think maybe later in the middle of it yeah dude I wish I just take my [ __ ] two-handed action just cut his head off one day we will have video games where you have full control of everything you do one day yeah you could just like fight any NPC at any point in time dude if we weren't high enough levels he went in there by yourself we're still stuck in this [ __ ] Professor can't you Jesus there we go we're gonna probably get there just in time for another cutscene yeah pretty much yeah oh Lord oh for real I don't play that game oh you're gonna