foreign [Music] kill foreign check print King you got any more subs dude no unfortunately not I'm still hard stuck at nine you're at 10 dude oh yeah good times come on Vietnam foreign is that Carlos in the background no it's not Carlos why do you guys always think it's Carlos I quit you remember Carlos because the quest the one with the round joysticks like the round wands the quest yeah it's got those little arcs on it I swear it's him why you want one no it's not Carlos dude it's bone daddy 69 go subscribe alien what is it aliens alien gaming go subscribe to your favorite human impersonator say it louder dude it sounds like him go subscribe to your favorite human and perfect neighbor his channel in chat do you throw the mic can you please make some content of it though you got to do these shorts dude they're like a cheat code what's the cheat code don't even get me started on this guy tell me that you could Papa I don't know what to play I guess I'll just play doing this everybody's playing yeah I put his channel nam in chat it's making progress our timeline is non-negotiable is is channel name I'll try to in a minute I'll try to link his channel main checking in foreign foreign Ty short in my recommended Miss Rhode Island I'm damn fluffy you tried hey are you a part of MS-13 by any chance um I got Bam Bam now I'm going to watch the new ones need some insurance fraud you need a a someone bone disappeared bone you know somebody just disappeared two things so you are wait for it close up just depends how much money you have Zach okay you just told me some heroin I just need something I just need something to get through the day Maybe my daughter says yes or no yes I mean if you've been serious bro like I mean I can I can I can send you an address where you can just from there on you can I suggestion heroin [Laughter] don't ruin his life my life is already ruined dude no you have YouTube shorts now what's wrong with fella I want to ruin your life oh what the hell my endorsement level went down to three to two bathrooms how about just some meth and you send me some milk no no you're pushing it my daughter's wedding of our daughters second marriage there's a damn window piglet oh you guys playing the total Mayhem videos bro nothing like a good hot refreshing cup of sweaty balls damn look at that Anna that keeps [ __ ] purpleing me man for real let me give me uh okay foreign but like I'm just gonna give you the address and you are I'll just give you this number from there you decided you want to talk if you want to call Dr Phil there who are you gonna call doctor Ghostbusters you want that Mr White or can I just get like a goodie bag or something ghostbusted Nutters I can't do that to you bro you might you're one of my good friends if they were watching me what do you mean you can't do that to me that's what I want yeah bro because I've been like all of a sudden like you're like I can't get on OverWatch because I told my PCS then I'd be like well there you go man because I overdosed and died yeah they're like well there goes this guy okay there goes there goes this guy oh you don't have to worry about me you never do this stupid [ __ ] I know there you guys are gonna come after me and then like what am I tell your families like I don't know he went for it I got hit in the Trap bro Zach only got 3 000 damage bro oh so you're done I'm playing doomfist dude you should be [ __ ] rocking socking them rocking sucking robots guess what all right doofus if you get to ten ten thousand ten thousand damage I'll Supply you put your needs I'll Supply you with I don't want to get the two thousand years to get at it you only got two minutes now crazy anything anything bone daddy right now he's already at he's already at the level of Entry yeah so you have one selection are you getting slept in the anti by this [ __ ] am I dude yeah well bones I feel like you're gonna be the one that's gonna buy it I've come to when there is a hot woman in the neighborhood Who you gonna call the phone call so what do you guys Ghostbuster Nutters well I don't care who's gonna overheat I might not [ __ ] penetrating this hole face [ __ ] I can catch up to you all right I'll catch him and damage on Reinhardt is that okay no well you have less than a minute I need help you got some catching up to do dude 7K hey Laura is actually doing it though damn that whole Noble gamer where you want to no but my sister made me eat at her restaurant in her room with paper and then I left and then she cussed the hell out of me because I said I was tired and I don't want to be tired all day I'm about to go to bed anyways oh you got one minute dude don't disappoint me I've been knocked down before Oh I thought I was gold we're gonna start cracking skulls right now [ __ ] oh Zach you alive she got 20K healing uh another revive oh let's see huh sorry be done now you owe me a favor good night have fun with the Carlos imposter the Colombians good night bro good night oh damn as long as that he really wanted fifteen thousand he bought it he might be at twenty thousand yeah I didn't know you really wanted this bad thank you well Daddy you have one challenge what you wanted oh I have won the challenge you are gonna get a quick phone call from somebody a lifetime supply oh yeah I just say if you would have gotta play the game I would have lost right there boom which [ __ ] them all I'm playing turtle man again hell yeah I like totally Mayhem so I won't play uh doomfist I'll play Lucio just keep you alive the whole game foreign oh wait yeah come on in here cancel the search let's say it's a [ __ ] Fallen free holy in here you guys are not playing competitive because you're going for the rock uh we're playing what's it called mayhem's ease you know if you're down all right could you handle it what's your character ma'am character junkrat wow that's good joke that's really good how about Diva deal is good I like I like Diva with the one person I always like who um foreign like three [ __ ] times in like five seconds they told me him everything did what oh did you play any any character right yeah any character yeah zero cool down shortened cooldowns and yeah short and cooldowns more health y Trader then let me get some milk real quick hi five more to 700 subscribers damn five more to 700 subscribers really Trump sweet you get 500 more sure [Music] foreign [Music] I thought you were to play tracer oh you want me to go tracer I thought you wanted a player Brian hey Fluffy's gonna Escape mode dude I love that mode just stay close to me right now you stay close to me foreign yeah she's like I'm I'm sick I don't want to get in the chat who already died well at least Lucy is Invincible in this month foreign about what was the album about yeah how about the war in Texas the Mexican-American War honestly I don't know [ __ ] about that right here you should look it up on Zach's Channel he's got a YouTube short about it I can make one if you want one my Superstar show God bro I'm not getting any views I'll get back to the point damn she does no damage bro okay here's the zero damage no competitive doesn't work right now it does fluffy doesn't play competitive [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] well if he doesn't play competitive yeah sure play one time throughout uh get him back up oh they finally got me it's [ __ ] all over the place yeah yes Mr President are you quoting the uh after credit scene of Miller solid foreign yeah dude I'm trying to get on the lips in the room this game mode thank you so yeah yeah okay oh my God hey you need to resign now like this and then I was like nah I'm not gonna resign the the lawyer got mad at me dude who's alive and all of a sudden he goes fine well then I guess we're gonna have to talk to the city city manager but then she was like man you guys supposed to be fighting for me so I'm just like you know what so so because like they're telling me because I'm technically still employed you know by the city so that and that was the thing too because I was worried about the Romans they're like hey man we turn it into would it be bad for me to like foreign yeah no that's what I was going to ask you if I could all right um yeah if you want to do what's it called we're ready so copies uh Congo are you coming in uh yeah I'm downloading this update Congo can you hear me yeah can you hear me can you guys hear him I see his little light popping up yeah I can hear him he's just invite him let me invite him he's not on he said can somebody tell can somebody tells me he's not online right now Congo you're not online hey the game started dude oh speaking about chicken man I went down to Costco and got me one of them Chicken Delights that's [ __ ] like two dollar Chicken Delights man this [ __ ] stick bigger than my dick those things are good as hell and then I had a Mountain Dew watermelon general or whatever it is Major melon oh speaking of Mountain Dew yeah Uncle he's like dating this chick uh-huh they're older they're like in their 40s 50s or whatever and she says she doesn't drink coffee and then you know what she says she drinks she's [ __ ] dude for a substitute I was like what the [ __ ] dude I never heard about this like the worst soda out there I know I'm an older person and like it's not like she's like like overweight or you know she's gonna be a little chubby but it's just cooking older but like what the [ __ ] what would you say would she say like she's not drinking coffee for it the uh she likes the smell but she can't stand the bitter oh dude same with me I love the smell of coffee I got some Diet Coke it's pretty yeah but yeah The Taste the taste of it that bitter taste yeah um oh you gotta put sweetener in it and cream no even with that like it gets to like I do one ounce of coffee and then like 16 ounces of cream you're gonna get worms bro is that how you get worms dude I don't know anything no well I I rarely eat sugar anyways you know no sugars no salts no nothing yeah besides like pepper all that you know right now there's any people huh all right it is just repeating yourself perfect yeah thank you I'll be right back yeah dude it's hella windy right now yes it is it's raining down here it was pretty last night it's like stupid windy um and now it's raining over here I guess we're getting what you got okay yeah where does it come or does it come the North and then go south I think that it does either either way but dude my my friend has like a 2015 um A7 or S7 or whatever Audi super super nice car somebody hit his uh mirror the other day and the dealer is charging him thirty two hundred dollars yeah so like he knew that it's a super nice luxury car but he knew that when he got the car that you know maintenance and everything's gonna be expensive yeah so he's a 3200 I told him give me 2K I'll buy it and do the part you know parts and labor everything included I'll do it for 2K I'm over here on eBay dude those [ __ ] things are like 190 bucks it's not like the highest I saw was like 320. I was like yeah dude I'm about to make a fat product give me 500 bucks and I'll buy it for you yeah give me 500 bucks and I'll do it but it's like dude my first of all why would you ever go to the dealer unless it's like covered well if you're if you're not mechanically inclined true yeah but still like you post it up on Facebook and I'm pretty sure hey what's up you have friends out there that say like oh dude just go on eBay oh hey just go to not like pick apart oh my gosh okay so one of my biggest things that I tell everybody now is like you go to the dealer and they charge you an arm and a leg like my um what are those things that you open up your car door okay step on that plastic thing to get into your car yeah oh yeah I'm stuck kind of like a rail but it's on the inside of the car so that they wanted 320 for that for my 2000 Toyota Tacoma um I'm shopping online and I see one for like 60 bucks through a Toyota dealership and I go back down to the Toyota dealership and I was like hey man there's one online for 60 bucks match that price from a Toyota dealership down in like you know Torrance or something he goes oh no dude and he like scoffs and like rolls his eyes he goes dude okay this is really dumb it's gonna sound really dumb but you have to order that one from that one and then they ship it over here and yes it will be sixty dollars I'm like okay and dude that's tried and true I bought like five things from the dealership which I feel a lot more confident in buying things from the dealership because it's actual Toyota parts or like yeah you know not like the knockoff OEM parts and that's a real thing so like whatever car you have what what car do you have [Music] I don't know if they do it for Volkswagen but dude definitely try that go to like online get your like part number and everything type it in like uh Twitter or Volkswagen dealership part number like 712q911 and um we'll do it dude and it's like find the cheapest price because every single dealer has a different price on them like they wanted 60 something dollars for a [ __ ] dash light bulb and I'm like the little tiny dash light bulb like tiny tiny tiny I got it for 13 bucks I like good man [ __ ] yes dude [Music] Fallen free holy [Music] am I gone what's your D4 oh my God [Music] let me uh close Discord and I'm downloading that like 58 kilobits what yeah [Music] 95 megabytes remaining let's get this show on the road so let me let me close to score [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] we love you God [Music] you were gutter girl you a gutter girl [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] s help you with in Mario Kart they just give you a little bit light boost [Music] right Sonic um no no no so it's a once you get up to 10 10 coins you get like one mile per one one to two HP depending on the card horsepower yeah horsepower because [Music] dude I'm down to play Divinity man am I gone we play in Divinity that's what he said how many players is that four four I don't know I don't think I have that game oh sorry my boy your brother probably has it dude what's it called Divinity Original Sin dude foreign [Music] I'll play that one with you no problem I'll play with right now bro if we're gonna play Divinity man I'm getting my magic box again what's that now it was some stupid ass uh exploit yeah exploit dude you get like this giant magic uh something chest I forgot what it's called but it had infinite weight so I was throwing like 30 pound pictures and all that stuff and like just giant anvils in there and then I would have my mega telekinesis just straight bash people in the head with it and I just one shot them oh so it's like you play against other people no it's a it's a whole story but like a whole DND it's a really long game dude and like I usually let Jacob and Zach do all the reading and the decision making and I'm this there now [ __ ] people up oh that's me dude I'm here I'm just here yeah mostly mostly Jacob and Zach dude because I accidentally hit him all the time with my lasers and [ __ ] oh so you could like do so you could actually do uh Magic like you could do like damage out of your people yeah oh yeah you can see like I want to play games like that like didn't do the dragons they're like I know Diablo 4 is having the beta dude man John Paul there's gay dude if it ever comes out yeah I have that game already if it ever comes out you have it it's not finished yet right now I'm just right now I'm kind of like waiting on a kind of lay low yeah low bro lay low on the flow I'm waiting for the new expansion for uh Destiny yeah I have like six million Health you're waiting for Resident Evil 4 remake to come out which you actually meant to say it's not but it's not cool Co-op okay what part of Resident Evil 4 did you not understand oh my bad let me get my GameCube out there closet real quick my GameCube [ __ ] knockers um I've seen before is one of the best games made period bro not I'll get it on the Seven Seas has to be say ing [Music] one of the greatest games ever is coming out also the Silent Hill 2 remake command and conquer we can't [ __ ] with Silent Hill man you know I I watched I watched the movie recently like last year and it actually wasn't bad it's like it's actually kind of cool it's not bad it's people but just people just like you know how people are like it's not like the game it's not like the game and it's like dude it says it's like an adaptation [ __ ] the game homie exactly it's like I am the game it's like have you ever seen the movie uh or have you ever seen the movie um ghost in the show uh no it's a little Scarlett Johansson yeah so it's funny because everyone like in America everyone hates it because like but in Japan and everywhere else they're like oh my God it's like they love it it's like we we're only uh these are very games that don't like that don't they don't like it because people are like oh it's not it's not like the game it's not like the anime but a lot of people are like dude even if you never watch the anime it's still a good movie foreign hey can you guys go subscribe to me I'm like four away from 700. oh my God you guys want to go see my nap dude [ __ ] I was kid kid exactly go subscribe to my boy Zach man um any like uh send me 50 bucks and I'll do it uh how about one dollar see these are your friends here Zach yes your friend Jacob and I we're already subscribed 20 day winners man we got a lifetime membership baby twenty dollars and I'll do it yeah no how about for free [ __ ] what do I get for uh subscribing great content for free okay and where do you want me to subscribe to you at right here where right here on these nuts no what what happened bro I already subscribed to perfectly poor gaming oh all right subscribe again bro all right then [ __ ] dude whatever all right but sons of the forest though now that's gonna be the game oh don't even get me started on that you go [ __ ] your pants the wind is blowing like rent is due I don't know if I comprehend the sentence you in Poetic you know an open night mic open mic night this chick Jocelyn she said the wind's blowing like a rest you got big tits or what if she's like a chubby she's she's a chubster uh does she have big tits or not yes she got big tits though bro but I can't guarantee the quality these tits got some [ __ ] trash can lids you know I haven't even seen what you look like what do you look like huh oh well you want to look at me like a human man to see if you're up to Quality where the trash can live check out my only fans then you can check out my channel I got my Facebook you can check out my only fans send send a link then you want my adult friend finder 71 boys there's a five thousand dollar bonus damn wait but something with bonuses they like slowly like trickle it through your checks and stuff um we're terrible dude they take half of that [ __ ] well I mean to be fair you didn't even have half so I mean right Congo are you ready to play or what 71 percent so that's that's going to be a no start a game I think uh because he was at like 50 when he got off so I think we could get a game it barely yeah yeah you can barely even like 59. okay have it your way do you really do you really have an OS what's that the only fans you nub rumor over there at the hospital is that I have one do you you need to squash so you need a squash that remember bro the squashy didn't actually prove it to them but he's gonna come in one day he's like later suckers I've been making all this money through this dude you gotta like uh play like the like non-binary cards so don't [ __ ] with you you're protected species to protect the species forever no you want to hear an ADHD joke yes papa well my doctor says I have A.D but apparently I have 80 of them or sorry I [ __ ] that up I have HD but I have 80 of them [Music] pretty funny you lost me dude because he has ADC he has 80 HDs like we talk about like sucks oh yes he has HD he has high definition he have high definition TVs yes TVs Lord of the Rings down here we'd be eating like kings and kinds four Subs bro come on we was Kings we was gay he was tanks how dare why do people buy us from our own people oh I got another sub come on dude anyway no views over here my channel the dying above your channel just started bro it's eight to nine o'clock dude that's prime time I'm getting nothing not over here post more dude why don't you post your controversial opinion about how you hate breath of the wild I'm sure you'll get a lot of views yeah that would get a lot of views [ __ ] breath of the wild man it's the worst game of all time please post that please make it make a 40 minute video about Wyatt I also want to see you get roasted to do a Bolivian I mean it would get a lot of traffic you know Clayton Bixby oh my God I ain't never been I ever took part in any [ __ ] though [Laughter] it said that he divorced her when we asked why he said because she's a negative [Music] dude we aren't ready for that [ __ ] back in the day man this is hard no man so ready for it I'm ready for it now now now hey turn that music down