I could play on my switch though and I can lay in bed and play it that's what I'm doing call Jesse Dude tell him that we're on this now you can be a tired I mean our third the biggest ass home damn I sure got 318 views so far 18 views what was it about man it was literally just it's an eight second video of me wearing a headset and saying uh who's ready to play some beat saber this guy oh my gosh you're a Mr cockroach how do you jump on the Nintendo switch the fog sets in uh yeah I think this guy wants to go to Crossing we're gonna go to Bungalow right yeah it's like what he wants it says oh my God software needed to close to an error do you allow Nintendo to share error information from this console what third party developers new software has craft for analysis to improve yes what up in your game Crush I do Man Down [Music] thank you [Music] like a fire preparing armor I'll just try to join your game [Music] unfortunately it's a lot yeah too that would have been fun would have been nice to have a teammate [Music] oh my God well I'm dead that's exact always becoming dead hey guys guess what I'm dead I become hey guys come over here we can all die to me is that every time I look in your breasts and even Diamond five you believe that Diamond five dang that sure got me two subscribers not bad to make more of those we can just keep making sure maybe you can make shorts while you're wearing shorts bro how about that put the script on them shirts on and just be like make it in shorts while I'm wearing shorts dude they'd get like 10 subscribers from that easy it's not a bad idea maybe I'll do that for tomorrow it's yeah so you'd be funny man Jackson over here [Music] funny man Jackson hey I got a I got a um fortune cookie you wanna hear my fortune it says don't forget to say thank you it's not really much of a fortune is it it's ungrateful I'm not even gonna say it dude I'm not even gonna say it my golf [Music] foreign where are you at there you are you playing the warrior now I'm just on the load screen it's hunting season oh my gosh another error dude telling you this nap type is [ __ ] [Music] no no no no no no no no well that sucks [Music] okay [Music] [Music] the fog sets in Iowa Thunder and the Fury thing you both didn't drop looks like I'm going solo get back [Music] come on Brian's solo I'm Brian solo Han Solo foreign foreign foreign hello oh hey what's up Angus Angus foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] feeling like a star I meant so low foreign [Music] that's cool you know you can get gauntlets in this game now yep they replaced the Rune system with the armor system hey it possesses so you can play online but just not with me yeah I can't jump how do you jump from the Nintendo switch I mean like jump from the plane no just like jump like over a freaking step a rock probably one of the face buttons yeah you would think but not really sure yeah maybe you need to fix your NAT type bro playing fine now can you hear me playing I'm not watching a YouTube video that's odd oh my gosh this guy got a jet pack dude is that what this game is about Now Jetpack in there I heard the engineers at Gaylord though isn't that weird foreign yes let's play a big screen or something very good we're gonna play Beat saber no dude we're playing big screen foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] you should do stream highlights on YT shorts I should just stream highlights on YouTube shorts yeah maybe you should hey maybe you should get an official pair of YouTube shorts uh yeah like funny moments b-o-i-w-t-f get an official pair of official shorts heading out who is that Stacy suicide tell my name [Music] come on oh no does he have thoughts I mean it says it in his name I can tell just by looking at him thank you bro my sister trapped me in her closet [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] yeah you're gonna go to big screen can I stream big screen no probably not foreign like uh the rapping lobbies and [ __ ] yeah we don't go there anymore I can try streaming it and see if what happens isn't like a cinema app it's the worst my video will get banned or blocked or whatever get Shadow band man and then your whole channel will be your own yard work man shooter oh I have that app in my headset foreign [Music] foreign too bad I am a go oh guess all right later dude I'm tired foreign [Music] my sister is forcing me to play with her but I'm wore out from setting up two TVs today foreign I'll do the shorts one right now let me just find some shorts all right put on some shorts and say I'm wearing shorts on YouTube shorts that's what I'm gonna do [Music] what are you gonna do what are you gonna do you crazy man I'll be like hey everybody look at me I'm wearing shorts on YouTube shorts that's a good one foreign 's like sounds like what I saw yeah I'm stealing your idea hey what's up Reuben's animation Channel how you doing create a short [Music] foreign [Music] you have 30 Subs BC of me let me see if I can set this up right set my camera up your thing will do fine man worry about it hey everybody look at me I'm wearing shorts on YouTube shorts oh wait it's an attention [ __ ] didn't work I don't want to do it again guys he's wearing shorts on white t-shirts look everybody I'm wearing shorts on YouTube shorts that that's a wrap he's doing it [Music] all right everybody go check that one out that's gonna be a banger 1000 views for sure minimum bro [ __ ] minimum foreign did you see the Super Bowl halftime show no are you got any other Banger ideas yeah like convey that you're tall but then it's ready for some beats to be here clip it to the next scene you being short like on your knees but like behind your bed something along the lines of like am I short enough for YouTube shorts now or something let me talk there I better just start on the ground and I just see look how short I am on YouTube shorts okay let's see how my other one's doing it's just blowing up check it out check it out check it out all right we got the idea for the next one after you're done with that one all right let's see what that hurts oh yeah I gotta make it live I forgot dude the other one got 404. that's what I'm saying man really good at these ideas I'm like super good at this stuff all right let me record this one first I don't want to do any editing for 15 second videos foreign how can I make myself look really short though like set your camera up on the other side of the bed you go on your knees and then you can like okay just [ __ ] edit it man get out of the beginning foreign hey look everyone I'm super tall and now I'm super short on YouTube shorts is that good I don't know when you're done posting it too short for YT shorts oh yeah I call it too short for YouTube shorts it's a good name try the best on you to come up with so far ready for your next idea actually it's gonna send you straight to the top all right I'm ready all right so it's gonna be like foreign show that uh the average attention span has diminished so I'm going to keep it short and then just cut the video because I'm gonna keep this video short but then I commented on wearing shorts something like that come into not wearing shorts [Music] so wait what am I supposed to say all right something like um studies show that the average attention span has diminished you know five-fold so I'm gonna keep it short or this video is short and then just cut it yeah yeah that's pretty good good one give a shark on YouTube shorts foreign look at my comment look at your comment all right let me see uh how I look at comments comment comment comments how do I look at the comments LOL I fell off my bed this is so funny all right let me do another one LMAO uh has anyone heard how the average attention span has diminished yeah so I'm going to keep it short unlisted shorts was that good you think or should I do it differently that's fine I got the next one did you unlist the videos did I unless if it is no I didn't unless the videos all right I'm ready all right so this next one is like hey man there's nothing worse than being cut they're gone for me sure you know get it yeah that's good I'll be like YouTube shorts keeps cutting me shoot how about I say I'd like to say more but I keep getting touched yeah like that that's better so you're getting the hang of this man I'd like to say more but I keep getting cut short yeah see you won't even need me so you'll just be able to do these on your own I'm gonna take off man I'm gonna get rich and famous and you'll forget you forget who I am no it's really good foreign all right you got any other ideas the vids aren't there for me anymore the videos aren't there for you anymore dude my one is blowing up it just went from 438 to 455 in like two minutes which one is that ready for some beat saber it's up to 455 yeah it's got 30 likes I am so sorry I haven't been on streams oh what's up reniculous it's cool we're just making some shorts do you guys have any good shorts ideas they're back oh man it didn't say mine foreign to everyone who subscribes he said I should just say giving away two million dollars to everybody who subscribes it's not selecting illegally obviously right average attention span has diminished 2 million dollars to everybody's subscribers OMG my big BLC hairy balls are around yet so h-i-r-y contracts with YouTube I had to spell that all wrong just to say it LMFAO what all right let's see what am I doing next uh giving away two million dollars to everyone who subscribes I could do that that's kind of funny he just runs two million dollars because he subscribes he's tricking you you don't even see it POV you just found YT shorts and you make more than 10 in 10 minutes that's not true I didn't just find YouTube shorts I found it yesterday let's see whoa dude it went from 455 to 470 and just the time we've been talking about the next big sensation I mean like the girl from Dr Phil catch me outside how about that ha ha ha don't be sorry on yourself man one subscriber equals one thousand dollars taken from your bank account I watched the video like 90 times well let's see hey oh hey for everybody that subscribes I'm giving a million dollars to each person yo can we all play Beat saber I added comments to all of them no way I let's go I am getting my Supra man don't you just hate it when the grandma bark and when the snake breaks its legs and the dog beats the Pink Grass WTF well comes to find out the Ohio gang rip my mic because the dog meowing this kid ridiculous I'll just do that look at the comments all right I'll look at the comments in a second hold on man don't you just hate it when the grandma barking when the snake breaks its legs and the dog beats the Pink Grass well it comes to find out the Ohio gang rip my mic because the dog meowing man don't you hate it when the Platinum man tells you hate it when the Platypus horse meat beats your baked beans kept in your basement for 50 years WTF and you make up some [ __ ] riddle you got one for me welcome to find out my Lamborghini broke down so I had to take it to a vet [Music] for all you sexy people every time I look at your house I can't wait to touch grass yesterday all right let me see um the comments you left me the only reason I don't know what grass is is because beans aii I know what's this random one the grandma barking when the snake breaks its legs and the dog beats the pink man don't you just hate it when the teacher's fog machine malfunctions and the fog fills the entire School you should say I'm on YT shorts posting on YT shorts and I'm about to watch this YT shorts but dang I'm too short for these YT shorts well comes to find out the Ohio gang rip my mic because the dog meowing man don't you hate it when the plan man don't you just hate it when the grandma barking them the dog beats the Pink Grass well [Music] man don't you just hate it when the grandma barking when the snake breaks its legs and the dog beats the Pink Grass thank you well comes to find out Baldi from baldi's Basics said that you should say I'm on YT shorts posting on YT shorts and I'm about to watch this YT shorts but dang I'm too short for these YT shorts hey everybody I'm on YouTube shorts posting on YouTube shorts and I'm about to watch these YouTube shorts but ding I'm too short for these YouTube shorts together man I'm giving you a lot of ideas for YouTube shorts said A wise man [Music] I got the next one all right I'm ready for it we got different pairs of shorts did the pretty for Beats everyone's blowing up to five these are so funny you can get some different pairs of shorts no one um the idea was that you're gonna change into various shorts that like just clip it you know oh it's just like green shorts blue shorts red shorts I don't have a lot of shorts you know what maybe like you want to check out my shorts on YouTube shorts dude and like cut screen two your different pairs of shorts uh I don't have any good shorts man that's a good one man come on I know but I don't have all good shorts like that what do you know that has shorts I don't really wear shorts so I said who do you know that I'm sure imagine someone sees these in their recommended all in a row you got Neighbors ask your neighbors if you can borrow some shorts yeah let me just borrow my roommate shorts real quick it's for the cars come on don't be like that you know better than this rhinoculus man don't you hate it when the pepega aim beans the Purple People Eater play and beat saber when my top lip deteriorating on my butt sack and ball cheek man I hate teleporting on random places hey jolly and Bob AKA my neighbors can I borrow some shorts for YouTube shorts that's a good one he said I should act to that me asking my neighbor for shorts make that okay I'll make that one on random people comes to find out the can of beans walk in because the reigning cars with old men in them and I do not know how to stop talking because I am Siri and I'm from there are you there I I need to borrow some shorts for YouTube shorts I need to borrow your shorts man come on open up I need to borrow your shorts for YouTube shorts LMAO [Laughter] too funny foreign hey let me borrow your shorts man battery critical look at my Discord look at her Discord yes damn my phone is also battery critical jackbox read the entire thing backslash the entire thing what is it let me see hold on charging battery uh look at my Discord real quick where'd you post it did you send it to me put it on YouTube or DMs Jack box Jack box Jack box you guys want to play jackbox we could play JC I don't I don't see your Discord the top one n o o i g t g it's on the jackbox channel oh my phone about dead oh it's on that jackbox channel I see yes it's I'm not gonna be able to read this whole thing it's like a maximum of 15 seconds I'll try though read it yes you can do it for views man don't you hate it when the Peppa Pig aim beans the beat Purple People Eater be playing Beat saber when my top lip deterior like if you do butt sack my ball cheek man I hate teleporting on random places hey jolly and Bobby K my neighbors can I borrow some shorts for YouTube shorts we'll come to find out Baldi from baldi's baseball I'll try to come back how long you screaming on YouTube shorts oh wait I didn't record any of that that was a good one too man might have been your best work yet uh how long am I streaming for I don't know how long I'm streaming for man don't you hate it when the Peppa Pig aim beans the Purple People Eater play and beat saber when my top lip deteriorating on my butt sack and ball cheek man I hate teleporting in random places hey jolly and Bob AK my neighbors can I borrow some shorts for YouTube shorts we'll come to find out Baldi from baldi's basic said that you should say I'm on YouTube 800 billion beat saber with my top lip deteriorating that's as far as I could get just make it video join your voice Channel it would still be funny you're on my voice Channel all right foreign B's the Purple People Eater playing B taper one of my top lip deteriorating on my butt sack and ball cheek deteriorating on my butt sack and ball cheek when I hate teleporting on random places hey Jolly my neighbors hey come join my channel there's some chill people in there are they hot Asian [ __ ] yeah I don't know why he did that join uh just talking Channel no she just hate it when the grandma barking and the snake breaks his legs and the dog beats a paint grass well it comes to find out the Ohio gang ripped out my mic because the dog meowing man don't you just hate it when the Platypus worse meat beat your beans in the basement for 50 years or come to find out my Lamborghini broke down so I had to take to a vet hold on I'm about to copy and paste this from my friend right at me in it I worked really hard on it you know I'm gonna add more to it hold up oh God it's gonna be a whole story bro wait oh I didn't clear my history wait I just say that out loud all right maybe because I don't want to leave my friend hanging yeah all right see ya too good for us huh YouTube give me a second all right I don't know why you sent me that it's just like so Random what's your interview is the hot Asian girl what no no I you know what I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good uh the live what I told him what I'm kind of sped so you gotta repeat that lock the clock I'm being honest hmm don't you hate it when your pepega aim beans the Purple People Eater play and beat saber when my top lip deteriorating on my butt sack and ball cheek I'm here from watching YouTube shorts after being too short smiley face Tempo Frost how you doing you watch my short we're making shorts it's it's a it's a it's a hot dog the worsters washers I don't remember what they're called what was it what dog is that the worst not Starburst but uh it was like a type of sausage that was really big it was a type of wiener that was like really big um that you can eat and it's like the size of my water bottle are you talking about who are you talking about the [ __ ] up dog yeah the one that looks yeah it looks like one of those like big hot dogs I don't know the name of it um but it I don't know it's I think I mean kind of rhymes with Starburst I don't even remember that but it's like a it's like a wiener that's like really big and it's like and it's gonna tastes like she's talking about mine right yeah yeah I'm sure I'm pretty sure you have some don't you you can give yours to me that's my dog dude isn't it cute oh it's a door wait what what channel is that on what channel is that on I want to see well let me take a good close look at it is it any anything goes earlier no it's kind of different it's on a different um bro why is the new 18 plus in the Wario memes wait what I wanna go to the Wario me Channel and like look oh I have those blocked don't do it oh shoot I got a virus oops I have 10 million viruses from one single server how many members are in the are in the on the uh yes 2 000 members in that one jeez bro I mean a lot of people probably fell for those big red cheeks yes I mean I saw those earlier in real life hot girls only here move quickly videos and photos oh [ __ ] everyone lost the void what that's not real it's only here urethra see why you hang out with them normalize big evil a very hot hot hot pink that's Barney purple dinosaur tomorrow is December 9th the meme in Faster I think I [ __ ] my pants that's an actual server shut up the one that says tomorrow's December 9 just out of six in front of it it would be better that's just my opinion though oh my gosh dude tomorrow is December 6th Man what what oh my gosh these guys man these two guys in here they're reading my Discord triple hot pink bubble bath Burger [Music] some Bumble banana oh my gosh dude these things are nuts oh thank you big balls big oh oh the stream has six likes now huh big nuts big balls big likes huh tricked ya you like have to like the V now seven likes no eight I like my own no hey damn bro my life my legs come for two likes for some reason actually 10 is it actually ten no it will be soon though probably there's five watching now go like my video Stacy your names man or did you hate it with your purple ball sack walks out of your room at six o'clock in the morning comes to find out the one-eyed 100 flying purple people eater eating ass because they kept bargain uh it's about to say if you keep on I'm gonna mute you it's actually kind of annoying oh it did I couldn't hear the thing whoa dude I'm gonna head out see ya am I ready for Beats everyone is up to a thousand now what the hell it was 500 like five minutes oh my gosh we lost this we lost the subscriber right now where'd he go 65 likes that's wild dude I don't even get that much hey don't say be honest my um hold on most liked the video I have ever gotten was 16 with 1.2k views all right I'm back welcome back welcome back all right Jake oh I was gonna say let's do big screen but I forgot my headsets dead maybe go charge it so you can play with him later you all are complaining yeah like all the good ideas barely any views it's called a brain that's what I'm saying like it's impressive man yeah I'm charging my headset though or my headphones you should treat them like uh you should treat your VR like your headphones and treat them like a queen throw them across the room all right let me charge my headset then oh I'll use the fast charger on it that's charging what is that I need it you done YT shorting or need more ideas uh I could use more YouTube shorts ideas you got a good one do a backflip I could try to do a front flip onto my bed that'd be kind of funny it would probably hurt battery low let me try it oh oh shoot oh I'm too scared somebody said it in chat exactly exactly bro what is this man doing like he's having too much fun foreign shut up Stacy hmm a YouTube short um I know what I'm talking about you could probably show off your setup I don't know I got like cams and [ __ ] all over the place I have one can and oh yeah one can and a bunch of crap behind my monitors screen record you making a YT short screen record myself what screen record like from your iPhone if you haven't enabled of you making a YouTube short you know how to do that right no okay um let me figure out how to turn it on again so usually since you have an iPhone x you usually it should be on the top right where you swipe down and you should have like your little Widgets or whatever you call them for me I have to swipe up from the bottom but then there's this like Circle outlined it's screen recording your iPhone it's too much work already I don't know foreign I think I might make a video something notice you made four videos or something like that go to settings click control center click add screen record foreign like fast hard rock music that like hard unbeat saber I'll record it and record it uh-huh or I could live stream it see if I can do it I don't know [Music] let me see how fast my headset's charging Jake all right oh it's charging fast it's at 21 right you there you know when it gets up to 50 we'll play yeah one clear news on who won a play Beat saber you want to see my friend do a front flip since we're all doing nothing and we're all bored we're not doing nothing we're doing stuff on our sides there you get to see what I look like in the video wow so surprising like I've already seen what you look like I was watching your live stream where you're taking apart the computer oh I showed my face on there what what oh where where's the shorthand exactly for me this should be interesting foreign [Music] second clip I think I'm not sure really loud I don't know why I made it like that uh just record you playing the outro song should be like after this in like 20 seconds yep it's right here pretty lame to be honest WTF all right I think I got three subs from that short well I got more than that I got five Subs oh you know what I got I could actually get OverWatch I am wearing all short sleeves for Whitetail shorts 18 gigabytes free because I uninstalled uh black Mesa so no way no way dude wow so surprising 17 games takes up one terabyte anyways how do I download OverWatch again oh I never mind here it is Battlenet I know I'm doing that right now [Music] you guys want to help me like start or something I don't know so it says there's like first time playing it on computer not an Xbox unfortunately but yeah I'll play it [Music] oh great email [Music] oh damn all the vids just disappeared for me my keyboard Bob because everybody says I can hear it you got those yatter on yellows in the factory what let's get around yellows dude and VM it's back oh do I have to press create a free Battle.net account probably yes trying to log in I'm going to save them all oh you know I sign up with apple is better no but you're gonna tell me oh y'all want to do a burping challenge oh my gosh you're on you are so on oh really bro I don't even need to try I'll just send you this video link and I'll win instantly but if you want to go I'll do it right now all right cut out that's so gay foreign Jacob 26. is that enough should we just play I am you do you do whatever you want um [Music] oh wait till it gets up to like 40 or something okay now I'm on the website what do I do now make an account I did do I click on games and download OverWatch all right I'm gonna oh I was gonna stop streaming because nobody was watching but now there's three people watching never mind what pain right now what the hell is this oh I did gay ass app wants to never work oh great gotta verify of stupid email um okay cool all right I'm gonna play a game let's see what should I play um play OverWatch you're not done downloading though sure oh so happy now I'm going to try to sleep good night bro good night man yeah I've been on stream bye if anybody's watching later