you're going to get off of it that's not
right here then I'm trespassing with my
ass on that's not my problem you shut up
you shut up here your on February 28th
2023 police were called in reference to
a suspicious blonde woman in a bathing
suit throwing a bicycle then traveling
on a shopping cart to the Walmart
parking lot hi Meg total 500 oh
okay oh [ __ ] that means um I have
container and an in for use
only that's not why we're here perfect
no children in
basket perfect so I can back up put it
back cuz there's a one dixie one in
there that's
charging in the place of this and Bob
Brandon is over there behind
that behind the store no Duncan yeah we
know we just talked to him I know so
he's looking for me twice what is he
looking for you for and why is why am I
[ __ ] on case for Rodney Hill I don't
know anything about that I you don't and
I did this to
myself I don't know I have nothing and
the same I got arrested I myself can I
explain something to you why while we
here with you Del go on my wrist you
have anything on your wrist correct
myself in Delta 221 or 10 driving more
intoxicated One
Park I open there okay I ped half I know
why are they all out in the street over
there my bike well the bike for one and
then the same beer that you have in your
cart is all over the driveway by the
store but I didn't drink all that he
drinks
who Mr Robert L Robert L Brandon
like okay I love those BS it's like Sam
I Am I ate Megan what
happened what I
should he reported me no we got to call
you can't let me set the phone right
here I don't know why you're in why
you're wearing that actually it's not as
long as my ass CS out I'm good beyond
[ __ ] 11: a.m. but if it passes 11:
then I'm [ __ ] I got to go that [ __ ]
okay what's going on today I know my I
got to go sidewalk past 11 what's going
on today nothing why are you in your
underwear
well you're not wearing pants so one
could say you're in your own
room one and you drink they also you
have open containers which to believe
that you've been consuming alcohol in a
public area which is also legal to do so
we're stopping you for that reason
Turnal yeah for my little thing that I
do sure good we got called because you
did something not the other way around I
didn't find you because I randomly
wanted them all right so what why are
you here why are you
here my bik and car back so you're
moving carts from parking lots for
whatever
reason what what's with the tortilla the
Teriyaki all that other stuff I paid for
that [ __ ] you paid for that I did look I
got five kidsa you have where did you
get it from you want to B St man I got
five kids I got that from when
Dixie like shim me open
it I know cuz it's
that and I can't let my left off of my
wrist I will correctly head this up to
that spot why were you throwing around
the bike over
there correct I did why what was going
on kind of took my [ __ ] citation on
20 Mig of less marij license
M yeah I have took my [ __ ] goddamn
weed just gr we're just asking about the
bike well except there 20 you know
actually 60 of [ __ ] je we just asking
about the bike we don't know doesn't
matter the bike in the middle of the
road
yeah why are you smashing the bike over
there what happened with the bike I came
from I don't care whereit
[Music]
sorry what's going on if I went all the
way to valua to get Bobby brand and let
me throw my tri up [ __ ] in the middle
of the
road no matter how way I throw it I can
pull it up it's a classic I can pull it
down and I can pull it up and around
guess what there a 19 C says
classic a mass antique why are you have
your shopping C uh cuz I need to go to
the end of the sidewalk when I seen you
ass
coming actually I want to know what the
other three y'all did y'all get Zach
pleas [ __ ] 9 something 10
something voice and it sound like Bobby
I don't know who Bobby is I would ask
you to turn but God damn attach this in
my wrist if that's she I got a back
up don't [ __ ] try me fry me twice try
you fry you me she she she what's your
last name Ford
62787
[ __ ] I'm
good sh
had I was in jail and apparently he got
hit by a car so I got two [ __ ] more
warnings before I get my mess off that
[ __ ]
highway I have to jump back
accidentally ice I think I need to drop
it I think I'll drink it right in front
of you don't drink it right in front of
me don't drink it at all actually
actually you do realize like if you do
that that's illegal so you've had an
open
container now you're just pouring beer
all over a parking lot
exactly I emptied a container in the
parking lot fre what's your birthday
it's like 2787 money yeah
you can see what the issue is Right
correct wa you're Bob Brandon no I'm
talking about what Robert Brandon with
it's goddamn
Speedway it's don't try me I we're not
in Daytona this the no speedway around
here [ __ ] I don't cross thatd the
time that's pal Coast paid tolls on my
bike yeah there's I went through there
and paid my $2 toll you're talking about
the haming bridge if talking about a
toll yeah that's not a Speedway that's a
bridge right this
ISO County this is Flo County and
anything past Palm Coast Park my friends
it's flaglet
County and flaglet
Beach and if I want to walk down the
[ __ ] middle of the double lane of the
yellow I think city and county would be
[ __ ] up where do you live Megan
I was in jail when y'all kicked him
out I think I have a warning do you have
a place of residency yep where is
that the bike trail across
95 okay so you don't have a place of res
yes I doo you have a place that you stay
but not the actual res but I was in jail
Technically when I kick Rick and all
them out
okay and robob apparently got hit by a
car who Robert brand Robert R Brandon
apparently got hit by a car at the same
time as in jail y'all kick the [ __ ]
[ __ ] out of here I [ __ ]
Jordan Jay actually I need you to call I
need his number I don't I was [ __ ] a
guy I don't give out other law
enforcement officers phone number she
might get get her [ __ ] back okay Paul
said she might get her [ __ ] back oh my
God r that look like it for
something no I need something to run my
ass up no
look technically there's a flyer County
yeah I I know wait let me get on the
line there flyer County one of these
lines the yellow one not going to figure
that [ __ ] out I put my fo in the middle
okay put on the
yellow how much have you had to drink
toight I had four beers since I've been
to four beers yeah but I didn't do this
to me okay well you already know that
don't you Megan I'm just trying to
figure out take your finger off the
[ __ ] device my hands are not on any
device I know but you look like the old
school thing like the old school thing I
know that ain't flashing which I love
the [ __ ] out of you for that oh okay so
my [ __ ] pink eye and my pink eye
where you going pink gu from I don't
know did he find me when he lost
me find you when he lost and who's the
one that got I had my child in 2010 my
first child okay he had his first child
in 2002 I don't know what Brandon Robert
Louis thank you perfect but I hit him
first
technically while he was down I don't
know but you know it's good for it took
it like a
[ __ ] I mean what up to you man if you
want to run over hey
for all right leave the C there stop
[Music]
moving I hate I
hate good to grow
I got to go that
way let take it
up and that and
that cool can't leave yet no I can't
hi might as well sit down for another
minute because right wait a minute
that's too close to
me no Twice bit go W over Bridge cuz oh
my God I got plenty of room to move sit
back
down zp too sit back
down soup too
soon right
though I don't like you that's fine most
people don't I like you you know why cuz
you have a Cherokee nose Cherokee nose
but a swy river
valley that's a first that's it might
I know every Indian in this [ __ ]
territory in this territory I am froma I
am a oh can you please let me [ __ ]
like s my ass no
look Bobby rcky Bob Robert Brandon Bob
Le Brandon Robert Le Brandon J what
hey you do that again guess what going
to jail no
[ __ ]
[Applause]
[ __ ] what do you
want actually I to go
to I got wait what what do you want what
you think
[Applause]
what Dr
for [ __ ]
weed a he tried you bit I knew where it
went look I look at it look where it
went right over the
curb try me you ain't a [ __ ] you're
[ __ ] very absolute
vodica Ro my
ass he almost wants to
place look did you turn your neck
8080 that's also very neat you're
a I don't know I've never been diagnosed
is he a I might be I
was come stand
up stand
up stand
up put hands behind your back put your
hands behind put your hands behind your
back I need to know why I need to know
why you're being placed under for what
battery on the law enforcement why
because you have cuz you Chuck water at
them you can't do that oh my God I we're
99%
watching and human aspect so I didn't do
to read my the r my no what did I do
B no I didn't here you want just sit her
down going to take me the street sit
down get in the car so you here get in
the car you're going to catch another
charge get in the car
hi I'm Deputy Sher so I'm going to be
doing the search okay search what for
any Contra Man weapons anything like
that and when you're placed under arrest
you're searching I did what
wrong so you're being placed under
arrest correct what battery on a law
enforcement officer you've been
explaining this already a few times okay
my battery I am not here to explain it
to you will you listen excuse me so what
was my battery water on me my battery on
you I okay good so I need know battery
on a Leo I am not take the car I'm about
to yeah but you're going to startch me
when you take me out the car that's what
I'm about to do you understand what you
just been but I'm trying to explain it
to you real quick okay good don't
explain nothing else you just [ __ ]
yourself out start all you want okay
okay sounds good to me
sorry my ass is go ahead and go ahead
and pull your hold
up wait a minute no we are not putting
them to the front they already been
there that's the problem no no they
absolutely not they already been there
go up pull your hands up drop your legs
is the way go up thank
you they the car you that could stick
poke me or anything like that no ma okay
well while I'm searching you you're
going to look that way for me so when I
just that they were already in the back
and you just [ __ ] harassed my
wrist you did I already told you where
they were and he already knew it okay
look that way I'm not going to tell you
again while I'm searching you look that
way Megan you're going to catch another
charge if you don't comply
res resisting off and I assaulted you
with water yeah we're past that that's
done I you with water take me again
niggaer now you can take that for
a I'm going tell you before we get down
there this is a warning I'm giving you a
fair shot okay let go me if anything is
snuck into that jail it's an extra F you
understand and I am on my period
understand that so when I spit out blood
in your back seat okay in the I will if
there's been wor so if there's anything
stuck anywhere then that's on you hop in
get in the car get in the car you
arrested me for get in get in the car
we're humans [ __ ] more than water you
assing me with water get in the car get
in the car it's not a discussion but I
assulted him with water
yes good I'll see you at the county
okay so you're giving me how many
charges
two I
three what how name them throw water
water out a water okay cool that's done
so what's the other two resisting
without
violence okay that's
done the shopping St
oh you have that on video
I'm R
correct I have two
felonies wait a
minute resisting yourr with
what battery on know what Leo it's
water and I'm going
tell I will absolutely tell the
judge I threw an I emptied out a water
bottle
and the red head behind me said water
drop has got on his shoe and then he
walked to his car and said yep battery
on a Leo you're being arrested and 10
minutes later he Read Me My
Rights is not a battery I threw water at
him I threw water technically not at him
it's little battery ma' look but we're
made of
water we're made of
water look I I threw what are we made of
oh we were so nice to you you want to
come back yeah that's what happened look
I look we're made of water I SED him
with water I'm an RO on that and then
the other
one [ __ ] me [ __ ] what you just said I
sto a h with water yeah that's 5 years
in prison good we're made of
water that's what he's claiming Ford
correct can I got to get out of here I
got to pee and want my P oh look at you
you cut your hair and on your all right
more crazy ha I got Megan was charged
with battery on an officer resisting
officer without violence and Grand
Theft share your thoughts below and
don't forget to like And subscribe