On June 30th,
2024, while providing security at a
local parade, police noticed a man
riding his bicycle between parade
vehicles. When stopped by police, the
man smelled strongly of alcohol and
stated, "I'm part of the parade. I'm the
official ball boy."
Am I what? Are you officially hired with
my department? By whose department? I
don't know. No. Right. And you're
intoxicated. You're unified. And you're
lying to me. Not. No. No. Don't give me
all this. You're on video. Okay. I'm on
video. Don't put your hand up. Don't
push me up. Don't put your finger in my
face. You're not getting locked up.
You're standing up. You're pushing
yourself. Okay. What do you want from
me?
Like every normal human being. Okay.
Right. Because normal. What's a normal
human being? Going that common sense.
You're not interfering with a parade.
I'm not interfering with a parade. Yes,
you are.
Okay. Are you a lawyer? Are you Let me
tell you
what. Are you
What do you want to do? What do you want
to do here? Do you want to Let's see.
Where's the twice? Put your hand in my
face. That's twice. What do you want to
do? Do you want to be the Gestapo or do
you want to be right now? Put your hand
back. Put your hand where I'm not going
to hit you. Put your hand if I can.
Hey
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came back slam you put your hand slam
you stop if you pull me down I'm going
to slam you
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back. I will
come here.
Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Over, man.
on your
back. You [ __ ]
[ __ ] Okay, hold on. I am relaxed.
You [ __ ] What are you looking for?
my [ __ ]
wall. Hey,
you know what?
Hey, is your passenger
Hey guys and we
watch you here. You [ __ ] Nazis.
[ __ ]
Nazis. [ __ ]
Nazis. [ __ ] Nazis.
Here we go again. More
[ __ ]
bouncies [ __ ] bounces.
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Hey,
[ __ ] Nazis.
[ __ ] Nazis.
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[ __ ]
Hey. Hello. Hello.
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[ __ ] Nazis.
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Hey. Hello. You know it. Look. Hey, you
better listen to me right now. I want my
property. I want my bicycle. I want my
uh walkman.
Yeah. Really?
Hey guys. Hey. No [ __ ]
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Hey,
hey, hey, what are you dumb
[ __ ] I want a sergeant
here. Heat. Heat.
Hello. Hello. I want a sergeant here
right now.
Hey, I want a sergeant here right now.
My ID.
Yeah. Hey, you
I want a I want a lieutenant here right
now.
Dude, this is [ __ ] You're insane.
Look me up. Yeah, watch when you look me
up. What does that mean to me, sir? It
means I'm a [ __ ] veteran. I've been
every war since 91. Let me tell you
what. I want someone here in authority
right now. I want you to bring down a
lieutenant right now. For what reason?
To [ __ ] say you guys are out of
control. He wants to uh [ __ ] you.
I No. No.
You are going to You're going to have a
lot of issues with this one. Hey, I need
a lieutenant here right now. Okay, bring
him in. Lieutenant, I did that with the
two other guys.
You need to talk to me legitimately. And
um this is a disgrace. Okay, let me tell
you what. You're going to look me up.
What's that? You're going to look me up.
Okay, I did nothing wrong. Okay. These
guys uh you know are over
anxious for [ __ ] Okay.
Okay. Whatever. No, I'm
I'm Look at me. You know what? I'm
giving you an opportunity to speak.
Yeah. So, if you're going to tell me
something, please do. I'm going to tell
you. First of all, why was I here at
Taylor smash to the floor three
different times? I certainly
for what reason? Okay. I don't know.
Okay. I wasn't here. So, let me tell you
something. Let me Sir, let me tell you
something. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Once
the report is done. Yeah. It will be in
there. Okay. About why you got arrested.
I do not know why. If you would like, I
would be. We should ask this over
anxious officer right now why. Okay? And
we should settle this right now before
we have to go to uh go to what? Go to
[ __ ] the magistrate and say you guys
are out of control here.
And and and and honestly out of control.
Okay. We should settle this right now,
right here. Okay. Or it's going to
go ugly. How's that going to go ugly?
It's going to go ugly public for you
guys. Okay, it's Look, I look He's
looking me up right now in tears and
whatever. Okay, Lieutenant Commander,
I live here. I've been here for, you
know, and I'm I'm out there enjoying the
parade and I don't know why this guy
accosted me, but he did. And then I I
got the full treatment of the um and I'm
telling I I call them the Gestapo, the
Nazis, because the way they treated me
is [ __ ] Okay. And uh am I on video
with you right now? Yes, sir. You are.
Okay. Well, then it's all going to go
under the record. It's going to be ugly
for you guys. Okay, sir. So, you said
Lieutenant Commander. You're lieutenant
commander. Yeah. Or retired. Retired.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. 30 30 years. Every war
we've ever done. But here's the
deal. We should probably show this right
now. We'll talk to your
people. All right, sir. All right. I'll
get back to you.
Okay. Hello.
So, uh, the, um, Fort Loro
police, which are in Gestapo mode
today, have detained me for no good
reason, riding my bike during the
parade and uh, enjoying
myself. And some of these
uh, over anxious officers. Look, I I
support the police and they have to deal
with
idiots,
but they go
overboard and that's what they did
today.
So, they're either going to settle this
um amicably
or I'm going to sue these [ __ ]
for $100
million. So there you
go.
Um, and let's call my
lawyers. Morgan and
Morgan. I mean, this is
pathetic. And what's coming on? If you
if Okay, if you turn this camera around,
all these roid
boys are out of control.
They think they can do whatever they
want and acost any
citizen because they have their guns and
their little uh badges and they're all
uh they think they're in World War
II.
So that's what I have to say to that.
And I know this we're being recorded so
and it should all come out in the court
hearing. That's all I have to
say. Hello again. Okay, so they're all
uh bullshitting about oh how bad I was.
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Um, they're
overzealous roy boys. Basically, I want
them all drug
tested. So,
um, let's go to
court. And,
uh, what a
joke. What a
joke. Unbelievable.
I mean, this is what [ __ ] the
country's coming to is
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overzealous
police a police
state.
So,
yeah. And and I want all of this
video available in court. No selective
um
editing,
so yeah,
chief of police.
Better talk about your [ __ ] people.
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Hey, I got a We got a political prisoner
here.
Yeah. Yeah. They're still uh evaluating
my major offense on the
video. Yeah, they're they're probably
watching me right
now. And it's all going to go into the
court docket
once. And again, complete and utter
[ __ ] And the handcuffs on me are
basically turning my hands
blue. Yeah, I'm still here. And my hands
are turning blue. They've got the cuffs
on me so [ __ ] tight that I am now
losing um feeling in my fingers.
Yes, sir. Yeah. So, can you My hands are
turning blue right now. All right. Turn
for men. Turn. Yeah.
Okay. Dave, can you loosen them up a
little bit, please?
Just a little bit.
You can actually take them off if you
really aren't going to charge me with a
felony, you know? I mean, this
is They're still ex Yeah, I know.
They're that tight. You can't even get
If I can get a finger in, it's good
enough. Okay. I can't take it any more
any more than that. No, no, there's
They're not looser at all. They They are
looser. I could If I could put my finger
in, they're looser. That's what I just
did. Okay. Okay. So,
so talk to me. What's going on here? Hi.
What's up?
Uh, you're going to write me a
misdemeanor uh disorderly conduct
ticket. I'm not writing you anything,
but it's looking like uh it's going to
be battery on a law enforcement officer
is what it looked like.
Really? I wasn't. I was the one to
You've got the video. Let me tell you
what, if you do that, if you go that
way, I there's no battery. I resisted it
in no form or way. I've been through
this before. Let me tell you what, when
I was younger. Look sir, I'm not here to
debate. Look, okay, I'm not here on any
Okay, I am only here at your request.
Okay, you're telling me things that I
have no bearing on. You got all the
video. This is going to
turn battery on. Okay, I don't know if
that's going to be the official charge,
sir. I don't know. Is there a charge? I
can charge and either take me down to
booking or Well, once once you're done
with the paperwork, if you're going to
booking, they will take you to booking.
Okay. And if they do that
then you
guys are ask you as a senior
official much looser honestly. I mean I
am still quite
these are tight. Okay sir. My officer
can fit his fingers in between. That's
plenty of room. Now here you put your
finger in between. Yeah. Take the red
button ready to go. I got my finger.
This one. I got my finger. Okay. Okay.
You're sitting sir. Look at it this way.
You are sitting back against your hands.
Okay. So, I know you've been through
this before like you told me. So, do you
know 15 years old? Okay, sure. Well, I
got you slide up a little now. Okay.
Side saddle. Okay. I'm trying to help
you out here, man. It's not This isn't
the deal. This is not
I want all my property back. Okay. And
um they're taking care of that for you,
sir. Okay. Okay. And so I I need to know
I mean you guys they will let you know
when they get them get them for you. All
right. I don't have them all. Okay. All
right. All right. Yes, sir.
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Yeah, I'm still here. Yeah, they're
trying to uh trump up charges of uh
beating a police officer down.
What a
joke. You [ __ ] are going to
pay. It's not Nazi
Germany. You don't You're not allowed to
do this to his [ __ ]
citizens. This This country is [ __ ] at
this
point. Yeah. I'm still here. Yeah.
And you better smarten up
cuz you're digging your own
grave. This this roid boy. You're the uh
arresting officer is on roids.
He's an
overbearing. Um, thinks he rules the
world. Here he comes. Um, let's see what
he has to say. Yep. Let's see if I get
an apology, a release. Okay, here we go.
So, you're arresting me and taking me to
the station, correct? Okay,
fine. All my property. Where is that?
Coming with you. We put in your property
for 50 out. Okay. And what's the charge?
Resisting with violence. What's that?
Resisting with violence. resisting with
violence. When you tense pull, really
pull from me. Stage actually says that
the what? When you tense, pull and don't
cooperate with my awful command. I I
thought you Okay, whatever. Go. Let's
go. Let's go. Let's go. What's done is
it's done. It's not personal. No, no,
no. It's it's it's Dude, you're Okay,
whatever. Let's go. I'm not mad at you.
I'm not No, no, I'm not. I I am mad. I'm
not I think you're I think you're on
roid to tell you I'm not going to I'm
not mad at you. I don't think Okay,
let's go to booking. I think you're mad
at me. You should have better decorum.
Oh yeah. Well, let me tell you what. You
should have better decorum. You
shouldn't be interfering a parade that
you wouldn't be in this predicament in
the first place. Oh, interfering with a
parade like a 100,000 other. Look, if
you honestly honestly look, all you had
to do is say, you know, I'm sorry and I
leave it away. But you're telling me how
important you are? I did not say that at
all. I did not say that at all. It's you
realize it's all on tape. I'm trying to
explain to you guess what I'm told you.
Okay. When I made contact with you, my
body camera immediately went on. Okay,
fine. It's all recording. I'm all about
transparency. I'm not even mad. Okay,
dude. That's why the body cam and all
the uh uh spectators, this is going to
be a debacle for you guys. So So here's
the deal. Listen, I'm not dirty. I don't
do deals. under. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I I look, we can settle this right now
and give me a ticket for disorderly
conduct or whatever. The only problem is
you gave me this. What's that? I don't
How did I do that? I did not do that. I
would have rather just Listen, honestly,
Mr. I would have preferred that you
would have left the area. I I would have
left I live because it happened earlier
today with the same situation. The guy's
like, "You know, I [ __ ] up." I like,
"No problem." He goes, "I'm sorry. Don't
worry about it." I don't understand. How
did I do that to you? I dancing in
Poland for me. Tell him you want to
square up with me, man. That's I didn't
No, I'm a guy, but this this is uh I
called for it. Look, I'm so you know,
I'm here on my day off. I don't even
want to be here and I didn't want to pay
for it, but you decided to give me I
don't understand what you're saying. I
would never would I
never would I offend you or be you guys
you know you got I'm not being for DY.
How much have you had a drink? Oh, I had
like two beers in my damn like you know
and I gave I was giving beers out to
guys. Right. What's that? I have to ask
you this so you don't owe me my car. You
didn't have any drugs today, right? Of
course not. I have to ask you this, man.
I didn't Okay. Well, first of all, you
shouldn't be asking me anything. You
know why? Because I have in case you
start dropping dead in my car, I'm not
I'm not liable for that. Here's We
shouldn't even go anywhere. We should
leave it right here. It would have been
great if you left on your own, sir. But
listen, listen. Okay. So, done. I'm not
mad at you. No harm. No. No. But I'm I'm
I mean, this is like this is
nonsense. Write me the ticket for
disorderly conduct and and and we can
all whatever. If we could Okay. So, if
there if I go to book Oh, it is. For
what reason? I told you like I did I
attack
you. That was Did I touch you? Abs.
What's that? Right there. I have it. I
need all this property's in his bag.
Okay. Hey, you got the ID. I have the ID
right here. I need all this property.
Everything. I'm going to make sure
everything's documented so I can put it
in. Hey, I I want all my property. Where
is my property going? With me? Yes, with
you, sir. Okay.
This is This is moronic. Listen, man.
You You You messed up, man. I How did I
mess up? What did I do to you? Explain
it to you, sir. Go ahead. Explain it to
me. You're
running with a 100,000 other people. Not
great in the street.
I wasn't being what? in the street or
the streets are cool and with with about
10,000 other people and I'm not
intoxicated.
I got 15.
I you know whatever this is going to
this is going to turn into a big bag of
[ __ ] That's what it's going to turn
into. And there's no reason for it, but
whatever, you know, I mean, there's no
reason for this
nonsense. But whatever, you know,
whatever has So, it's up to you. You're
the arresting officer, so it's still in
under your discretion, right? I You
really want to go? Try to get you off
the street, but you Yeah. And you you
slam me to the ground, dude. When I when
I gave you several No, you you you
whatever. It applies on video. Well,
okay. You know what? That video is going
to be uh like Exactly. Well, all the
video. Yeah. They're all videos
available, sir. It's all going to be
available. And for what? For what? A
misdemeanor. Uh disorderly conduct
deal. I mean
really. Okay. Whatever. You normally do
this like this or no? I'm curious.
What's that? Do you normally act
happestly or no? Am I what? You normally
do things like this. I enjoy myself and
a big celebration like this. I'm out
enjoying myself. I live right here.
I hope cooler heads are prevailing here.
I wish you would, man. Get get whatever
therapy you need to, bro, cuz you got
some angry.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they No, they tried. No,
it's an insult. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me tell you what. Let me tell you
what. I've been in every war probably
before you were damn born. Um, you know
what? I don't have PTSD. What's that?
Wrestle with MPs? What's that? When I
was I never acted like that. I never got
wrestled with MPs. I never threw a
regular What do you mean? I didn't
wrestle with you guys at all. You just
started manhandling. You should know
better. have better record, sir. Yeah.
And were you ever
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military? Okay. You're still recording
me.
Um, this is complete and utter
[ __ ] See, they can't back down.
They have to whatever their uh, you
know, it's their [ __ ] um, juice once
they go. If they back down, it's uh it's
oh, we're
weak.
So, all this video will come out if we
actually if this goes any further than
this nonsense. Um, it's a
trial. What a
joke. I mean, what a joke.
So I talked to talk to a
captain right now.
Hello
again. He wants his cuffs back. They're
going to put the
braces on me.
You need to put a deal on. As you can
see, I'm not
I
guess pretty tight, right?
Let's not tighten them up too much. My
hands are even.
Thanks, guys.
So, am I going to see you at Yes sir,
you
will. [ __ ]
Why are you going to jail?
Oh, they love you.
Hey, you got to be
right for us, man.
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Hey, good job. Thanks, guys. Appreciate
it.
See you in court if you do that.
The man was charged with resisting
arrest with violence and disorderly in
talks. He's currently awaiting trial.
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