you ain't tall enough to ride to B can I
tell you something what's your first
name um John did you say I'm not tall
enough to ride a bike to ride the ride
to ride the what
huh okay what's your first
name John G hn your first name is John
on January 1st
2024 police were called to a Hampton Inn
regarding a woman in her bathrobe that
appeared to be intoxicated
I ask you question what you me
te I ask you
question all right I'm all you all right
yes sir okay well you ask him a question
I asked him a question nice to meet you
yeah yeah Thomas nice to meet you a long
time can we walk outside yeah absolutely
absolutely all right let's talk you want
to walk outside yes sir okay go ahead
I'll follow I'll follow you right
outside all right thank you I I'll be
back how are you good how are you I'm
good yeah very good you okay I'm okay
are you sure can I say something to you
yeah absolutely say so big John Sho
right the of my son yeah I I I didn't
understand that what was that he let's
step away from the door open
who do you need me to tell well you got
a room you're saying in here yes 518 518
who do you on there I'm from Baltimore
I'm a Baltimore no who who you know from
room
518 same
place Big John
Cho Big John Cho is is he in five no he
died listen listen listen listen Okay I
need to find out what do you you're a
guest here yes I am okay what room are
you a guest in 518 who do you know that
stays in there uh Randolph Randolph are
you is the room registered to you me and
Rand okay what brought you downstairs to
see my son where's your son he goes to
school what school um what school yeah
what school does he go
to what school yeah what school does he
go to he G to okay sit down sit down sit
down to sit down yeah sit down go ahead
sit
down so my son gave to school okay he's
he C they because did a surgery okay do
you understand what I'm
saying so they closes to the surger
so he's a good child
mhm Big John Cho did the
surgery to your to your son yes okay so
I came down from Baltimore so you came
down from Baltimore I'm from New York
New York yeah I know New York I'm I'm
Jersey patteron get out of here yeah Pon
New Jersey thank you yeah okay so do you
you came down here for this surgery that
your son was having yes sir okay I came
have you been drinking listen I came
here from Anthony bonitz from Anthony
bonitz did I come here from Anthony
bonitz okay listen
I we need to find out if you're actually
staying here cuz if you're actually
staying here maybe we can just get you
back to your
room leave it at that huh can we just do
that I triple dog
barer to do to do what I just want to go
home okay where's
home so okay you live out up North
Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore I'm a
balore okay all right what do you
need well I'm going to wait for another
officer we're going to go see saying in
one or room 518 a did nothing please
you're not a arrest or anything it
didn't not I got to make sure you're
okay I got to make sure you have a place
to go upstairs you're in obviously
intoxicated oh Lord okay or under the
influence of something that's not true
your speech is learn I talk like I talk
like you do no you're staggering you're
swaying that's not come on let's not
play games come on you want to play
games I talk like New York I'm a New
Yorker it doesn't matter I'm yor don't
play with if I can't find out where you
actually stay at who you are associated
with if you have a place to go I'm going
to have to take you to the
hospital my goodness so we're going to
find that out now okay I'm going to go
s you can't do that you ain't told
enough to BU to BU can I tell you
something what's your first name um John
did you say I'm not tall enough to ride
a bike to ride a ride to ride the what
huh okay what's your first
name John d o h a your first name is
John it's the father of my child no your
name what's your name it's your name
what's my
name all right come on you got ID on you
something of course I do where is it at
come on come on what
what do you need for
me all right I need to find out what
you're doing here I come here my son
goes to full sell he's handicapped he
has one arm now we're supposed to walk
to the dog and be a
vegetable now now he's supposed to what
my my son okay never supposed to walk
talk be a
vegetable he's a
vegetable disabled he's disabled okay
so what do you need from me I need to
figure out your name for starter n i k
thank you ni c k o
e o e Nicole that's my sister's name by
Nicole okay what's your what's your
middle name
j your last
name your date of
birth 70
yes okay you good yeah that's good
enough for now so you know someone named
Randolph in room 518 do you know this
lady yeah okay who is she to you my
girlfriend
okay all right well that helps some
things here is she all right or what I'm
fine she's all right I told you give my
face okay she under the influence of
drugs or alcohol what are you kidding me
I don't know I've been now she's not
she's under arrest or anything I just
need to make sure I just need to make
sure she's got a safe place to go yeah I
got a room 518 but they want her
trespassed okay so oh go thank you they
don't wanton they won't let her in well
I don't know why she came downstairs but
apparently she was there causing a
disturbance so it's not here we are so
they want to trespass I mean no wor
you're saying she's staying with you is
the room registered to you yes
okay well we can talk to him is there
some way you can keep her you know I
know it's New Year's Day so I I can
we're leaving in the morning you're
leaving in the morning okay you go to
the front and just um let them know that
he's reg
the 518 and um if she's good to just be
put in his ha did you
say yeah all righty oh what's your name
sir don't tell him what what what's your
name my name is Randy uh Randy Randy
ry's his name
Rand I'm the firef I'm a [ __ ] police
officer why would he be talk to me like
this stop you're a police officer yes
sir where bom my city you are is she
really come on can we go up to the room
but hold on let me let me just make sure
let's go we got I got to make if there's
a trespass hey hey hey hey no no no no
no don't do that cuz then you're going
to get arrested for something else
okay just sorry sorry right my apology
just way here way here cuz I need to
make sure if they don't want her
trespass and she's good to go with you
but if she does if they do want her
trespass she's got to go okay so just
wait
here with the trespass okay so they want
her trespass so your guys are going to
have to leave well she has to leave I
would imagine you're going to want to
leave with her out well you are but
you're being trespassed okay so what
that means all that means is you just
got to leave this hotel what but right
now and I'm going to escort you upstairs
to make sure that you leave right we're
going to pack up and go yep I got to go
up there and just make sure that you go
that's all okay that's fine all right
all right so we can head up there okay
you can go ahead too yeah you're going
to grab your stuff
I'm what about your
stuff could you ask him if he can grab
her stuff I
guess I just need a picture for the
trespass
trespass he's taking a [ __ ] picture
to me listen in the back wow you better
back up you better back up am I a
[ __ ] cop am I cop stop it I'm a cop
stop it I'm pack no you're not let's go
we're packing up and we're
leaving yeah we're
leaving I'll pack up you stay here I'll
go pack everything okay how long you
think you need 20 minutes 20 minutes all
right good sounds
good if only one of y'all want to hang
I'll just stand by with her so gra
St okay yeah if you want to get the
manager 43 you're a cop I'm a
cop Leo leul Sigman who who Leo Paul
Sigman I don't know what that means B I
don't know what that means but right now
if you are really a cop this is not how
you represent the profession so let's
just say that okay uh deal for the
manager or
and then yeah if you want to pop it just
hang out here and you can take if you
want to go I you okay you can say too if
you
want whatever whatever you guys want to
do man I don't want I don't want to
burden
you all right sounds
good yeah yeah yeah
good huh thank you but no we're waiting
we're waiting are we waiting yeah we're
waiting for Rand off are we waiting to
go get your stuff yeah can I tell you
what we're Wai for listen you you you're
close to getting arrested okay for
disorderly intoxication
so if I were you I would just
relax all right yes
he's going to be out of mar where you
going where you going hey no no no no
listen sit back okay stop sit back down
over here okay what I do sit back down
sit back down what I stay there what I
do you're going to go to
jail why because you're being trespassed
and you're going back trying to go back
inside we had already established that
he's going to get your stuff
okay F go thank you what's that sorry
what sorry I I don't even know what to
say to you I mean I'm a good woman a
good mom and kept out right now you're
you're in the wrong circumstances all
right I don't know what happened but
you're in the wrong
circumstances sorry my Apes you
good yeah I forgive forgive you I
forgive you but but just don't okay okay
a minute okay I'm not mad at
you
thanks I'm a I'm a Baltimore [ __ ] you
like be more never been there that's
where I'm from yeah over Hood
do what's that huh what what was
that do I don't know what you
said I his ear
flapping
[ __ ] paying attention free now
was
SP I went to school the yarts
right let me go the
oh
said are you really a cop out there or
you just say I was that huh I'm from
bore
I you don't are you a
cop my husband died Paul s look it
up look it
up that's not
7501 56 the
manager give me a
minute I do not want to
know I don't know what's going on
personally in your life all right but
you can't act like this in public what
did I do I saw you yelling at him when I
got here I'm a l I'm from
be you still don't treat people like
that you treat them with respect my
poliy I will be better you talk to them
with respect right I
so I'll be a better person I'm sorry for
your sake I hope so yes sir I know
better I know what to do I'm
sorry you don't have to apologize to me
I didn't you didn't do anything to me I
have to apologize to
life Jesus that's true what about Jesus
it's
true all right so I don't want to fight
I don't want to
argue
yeah jail
what
what what you're not going to jail relax
I didn't do
nothing fuing good time I there do
bear with me I can't find the key to my
car it's probally got packed in one of
the suitcases so I'm I'm looking for it
I'm all packed up except for the key so
I'm digging through everything to look
for it just be a little okay all right
yeah thank you for the update you got
did you get all her stuff by pance she's
all good packed ready to go we're all
packed up we're both all right I just
got to find a kid okay thanks for
updating me I appreciate you I thought I
had a bathing suit dance pocket pack a
falling out so I've got to dig through
okay all right thanks for the update the
desk okay
perfect you're
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welcome all right you're good you're
free to go you're
good you got to go okay I'm go yeah you
got to go now if not you're going to get
arrested thank
you so get
up and go yes sir sorry if you come back
you're going to be arrested yes sir do
you understand this one all right my
apologies sorry who's over
there on the other side of that other
side yeah once you walk Walk This Way
side that side walk right between
those pass a
app right over here look your car is
over here I don't that's not my co well
it's how [ __ ] Cho oh okay all right
my how tall are you I'm tall enough how
tall are youve
what are you why don't you go to your
car you got to go you're going to get
arrested
Tres why don't you go to your car can I
can I please go in listen you're leaving
now no listen listen listen this way
ready okay what what are you doing easy
don't don't Pi that's you're going to
jail that's it turn around turn
around turn around no no that's
it please don't just want to get get
on God damn it Nikki
got oh I got I got my are
those those are
nice it now you're going to jail
freaking
idiot 17
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probably should have pass from
right just cuz of how bulky this
is what's up oh yeah no I can't
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uh I think it's 100 or wait oh wait wait
I don't
know that's a good girl aren't you cop
got to get locked up [ __ ] the whole trip
up what trip yeah I'm a police
off20 for a
uh but whatever I'm a police officer
you're not yeah whatever whatever yes I
am look me
up I
just yeah it's not going to happen now I
gave you so many chances my AP so many
chances my apology and you had to go and
hit me and then you had to my AP not
comply could have gone to the car and
left could have been home you could have
been back on your way to Maryland
wherever you're going yes sir now you're
going to jail that's it consequences to
your
actions yeah have a SE in here for
now can you look me
up Nicole was charged with disorderly
intxs trespassing and battery on a law
enforcement officer she was sentenced to
two days in jail time served and fines
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