gas head here okay so he's got a guest right here he going to come out and he's just being a back to me and I told him I'm like look if you're going to keep being like this my name is The Only Name That's signatur signed on this P I will sit here and be an [ __ ] to you until you because if you're going to keep being an [ __ ] to me on my birthday that's all I want you to do is [ __ ] leave so calmly I just kept being annoying he gets up and he smacks me I'm not smacking I'm not sorry sorry you're you're a cop sorry I'm so sorry I got hit Shepherds over the weekend oh okay I'm so I'm so sorry I apologize but he [Applause] literally she has zero I have about 4 her and K her homeless on first that's maybe's concern no I'm not kicking her out maybe's concern is I go to jail guess what she has $2,700 wor a [ __ ] to [ __ ] pay for her on the first that's my concern oh sorry I'm just trying to show them where you're bleeding from can you tell me what happened I know you got assaulted but like she hit in the head and the ear a lot where else did she hit you just the face and the ear and the side of my head well you know the 10 rings I bought and paid for that weigh pounds yeah I don't want to go to jail because I don't want her to lose her house you want to go to the hospital no do I need to go to the please do dear God tell look if I need to go to the hospital that's up to you you tell me if I so I Rec you go you if I don't need you I don't want to I recommend that you go yeah go ahead if you don't mind what's your middle name Ward w yes ma [ __ ] horrible in it believe or not that was a five generation long first name I'm kind of scared of my family they're disgusting people how in the [ __ ] do you choose that as a first name what's your first name my first name is Jamie is what Jamie middle name's Ward though so Ward was your family first name I'm the first Ward for a middle name gotcha out of seven generations of w first names like how in the [ __ ] do you name that your kid's first name it's kind of cool it's been passed down through Ward Seafood Ward Elementary it's a penel county name Ward but I'm from Southern California oh well that would make definitely not a sorry should definitely not a first ever choose for your kids so I don't have a phone okay just so you know she took it before this [ __ ] started okay otherwise I would have been the one that called sounds like you two really shouldn't be together just my my two cents from the outside looking in you know what though up until the last couple months I wouldn't said that sure it's like a roller coaster huh no no no no roller coaster here no roller coaster just the just straight down bam get off the ride ride that was leave the park that was the plan get get some pretzel bites for the way home that was the plan and that was the plan and that was the plan and that was the plan man where'd you guys go for her birthday monkey Bary Monkey Bar nice yeah yeah classy I've been to Monkey Bar plenty of late night later buddy you drive that thing a whopping 35 miles hour [Laughter] baby as much as I H said I had a pistol you don't still have the relationship on the first of the new year that was my plan with the pistol I had past T you don't have a pistol on you right now do you no no sold it out from under me okay hey stand up face that way I'm just going to patch you down there is a16 there's a pocket uh what do you call it do you have anything sharp on you that's going to poke me right there what is it it's it's what do you call go that way they went that way blade okay do you have any syringes or needles on you no this went way further than I expected it real quick well not you me you mentioned you mentioned a pistol I'm going to check toine pistol behind my back okay I don't know you buddy I know I I get that okay the plan was I was going to go sit in a [ __ ] park somewhere on the first of the new year and get out of this situation that was the plan you're good relax sit down that was the plan I was going to sit down in a nice place bre sixpack pull a trigger just be done with it I do everything I can since then I don't finish understand that makes sense it's never enough some people aren't worth it man $2,700 a month I would be honest she's definitely not worth your life I can tell you that right now I don't think anybody's worth your life I'm not worth my life sorry you only get one I'm not worth my life I ever have done sorry just my opinion plan was four of my friends MH and her got together put the kaios on that okay still friends with all four of my friends and I'm still in a relationship with her not mad at any of them none of them will talk to me about it not mad about it it's not upsetting tonight's kind of upsetting like seriously all this [ __ ] because what I didn't [ __ ] just be done with it in a peaceful quiet place I had picked out was happy I've been happier in the last 2 months than I've been in the last [ __ ] 6 years that's a plus no it's really not wouldn't think about it cuz that was why I was happy been thinking about that for weeks if that's why you're happy happy some shit's [ __ ] serious all have you so what do you do meds for mental health I'm not a meds for anything I'm not on anything for anything mental health I got cigarettes I got beer that's it oh that's not mental health my mother is a PhD psychiatrist and a PHD psychologist because I'm me that's what she uh starting my 7972 and we going to relocate that not Sub Station [ __ ] not has she helped you before lot yeah I wouldn't have made it 47 Fu 46 years if I didn't so why haven't you talk to your mom about what's going on she's a little busy I'm sorry she's a little busy right now any mom mother would take time out of their day for their child I can tell you that she lives in South um Arizona my mom would have drove halfway across the too she lives 2 miles from the board okay call her shit's a little crazy when I call it's like 30 seconds that doesn't explain this [ __ ] that happened like today I haven't had time to call my mom and be like what do I do with this [ __ ] right this second I don't even have a phone you just paded me down do I have a phone you do not have a phone she has my phone she has my phone that I pay for I pay for my phone I pay for her phone I pay for her kids's phone I pay for her best friend's [ __ ] phone I don't even have it in my possession I don't get you got all this money you can dish out I wish I was rich want pay for my cell phone not [ __ ] Rich what do you do for a living I am a residential remodeler so you're just a nice guy 2400 a month I pay $2,700 a month for here for everything that involved all [ __ ] I'm losing $300 a month every month Highland yeah was Highland and she's trying to get disability for her mental problems well currently her mental problems include beating the ever living [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me and making me bleed everywhere yeah on her birthday because I had something to say for I'm waiting currently to just go to jail because that's the way the [ __ ] panel's Camp you're still here I'm going she's not here she's obviously in bed she's no she's back there with my partner we're just trying to get the whole story about what happened I think she's still talking about what happened doesn't matter what happened she beat the [ __ ] out of me it's on camera I haven't talked to her I've been out here with you the whole time right all right really want cigarette I have no idea where my cigarette actually are chronic smoker I smoke two and a half actually 2 and a half yes stress good yay right now I'm under the [ __ ] called Hond that is a crescent wrench got it and don't be offended either of you we used to refer to that as a Mex adjustable 56 myself in 55 it's whatever size I said it [ __ ] is yeah all right it's a crescent wrench sure going to be out School horns that's kind of creepy that is my personal okay all right what's on your other leg see an eyeball is that Transformers no oh that is receptical Oh shoot what about a was is that a was I'm confused what's happening in that picture you don't have time for that I do I I I got I got a sleeve going I like tto but I C when I was six years old mhm there was a Mountain View that was mine that was on a picnic table okay Southern California that were in my mountain deew and they bit and stung all the I didn't know there was wasp in it I'm six who the [ __ ] knows there wasp who who is who A was I'm going to have a wasp cocktail who the [ __ ] does that really I hear you you're se you drink was they stung and bit all the way down 528 408 Cod for I'm not it's good so uh I'm going to say 23 is 24 23 24 I'm in Montana we go from Billings to Livingston and on the way act Livingston I heal it and I feel I'm riding a [ __ ] Sports St okay and I feel on my leg don't think nothing of any really random animals hitting you know across the highway mhm 70 mph winds or you know running down the road on a two wheel vehicle like this and it's like perfectly normal we used go didn't think nothing of it make it 75 miles got to pull in for gas and I feel it I'm getting rid of gas I'm like and was why out fucker's been there for 75 miles like no must be a perfectly blo perfectly buo I didn't get bit I didn't get [ __ ] up nothing happened he just hung out for 75 miles he wanted to ride I'm a taxi so when a buddy of mine was like check this wasp out I was like tattooed bet and that's where that one came from that's where the boss came from I see I'm PR I've eaten more of them than most of the most notorious serial color humans have eaten and more of them have behaved when I'm around you perfect sense I got stung by about 100 w when I was a kid I was 10 years old I went into my [ __ ] how do you feel about them now doesn't matter right like you're okay little wasp I do me I went to go get my bike from the shed I moved the bike there was a there was a nest in the corner so I started shaking it to get it out and then it fell down and then they all came out so you kind of get that like why would do tattoo that on your body because I never thought to get a tattoo on my body they not horrible of they're they're not mad at me they don't hate me and they're actually if you actually study like the what do you call it like the the Wasps themselves like the behaviors and stuff like they're actually not that freaky mm there's a lot of fascinating [ __ ] about wasps who knew and they like Mountain Dew there it is they very much like Mountain Dew Unfortunately they don't like it when you drink them while they're trying to drink it true they really are not happy about that I have cigarettes in my car stand standig I already [ __ ] lost my really do this handcuff ser and handcuff seriously how are you supposed to smoke cigarette in P that's a new trick that's not smoking cigarette that's a but G J stick and H me not now took away he had a pocket knife I took it from him I'm going to leave this here down the jail so I'm not allowed to smoke [Applause] cigar I have a pack somewhere that is all my IDE cards debit cards all the good stuff you me a favor wiring your St wir your St all right let's go have a seat get everything tied up and then I'll get the py on the way and before they're here I'll let you have a cigarette you want me to get the van for you now do you guys want to relocate or just stay here 229 and 3:32 could we get a prisoner transport for an adult male and an adult female to this 1020