I'd rather ride in that big dildo over there. [music] >> Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. >> I don't. >> On April 11th, 2025, officers were dispatched to a residential neighborhood after reports of a woman wandering the area and behaving erratically. >> Hi. What's going on? >> You were the same cop at the Morris police. Get the away from me. >> I I've never met you. >> Get the away. >> You can keep walking, sir. Hi. >> Get the back. You're so phony. >> You're doing okay? >> Yeah, I'll do great if you two just out of here. I'll die. >> Larry, can we talk to you for a minute? >> No. >> Do you need any medical attention? >> No. >> Were you just released from a hospital? >> No. >> [ __ ] off. >> Just got that band on. >> Yeah, I saw you need some water. We can work on get I I don't have one with me, but we can work on getting that for you. >> I can I have a water? >> Yeah, we we can work on getting it for you. Do you want to do me Can you do me a huge favor? >> Grab one from the back of your truck. >> I don't have it in the back of my truck. >> All these have one in the back of your truck. >> Can you do me a huge favor? Do you want to just sit down on the bench and talk to me? >> No. I would like some water, please. >> Can I have a conversation? Can we walk and talk? >> Or we can stand here. >> Here's some words up to 5,000. >> Do you need water? >> Yes, I do. I've been dehydrated all day. >> Okay. How how about >> Payton? Go to Dude, what is that crap? >> How How about this? I'll give you my water in return for your name and we'll go from there. Is that okay? That's pretty fair. >> What do you want my name to be? I don't know. >> So, I could talk to you. >> What is there any theme going on? No. >> People are picking on you. >> As of right now, nothing's going on. Can I just get your name, please? And you look cold. >> Oh, I got to think of something. No, I'm really not cold. >> I I see your goosebumps everywhere. >> You're in at on it. >> Can I Can I please talk to you? >> You're not in trouble. We're just trying to help you. >> In trouble. We're just trying to kind of figure out what's going on right now. People are calling. >> But is that hybrid stoppers? >> I know. I mean the hybrid part. >> Oh yeah, it's a car. So in a second it's going to turn on. It's weird. It's going to be an engine. Can I get your name, please? >> Please. >> Can I get your name? >> Front of the car. >> No, I don't. No, I haven't thought of one yet. What's your name? >> Officer Rule. >> Oh, Rupaul. Like what's your name? >> Maxwell. >> Yay. >> We're just trying to talk to you to kind of figure what's going on. Can you please stay over here for like five minutes? >> All right. Hey, I'll give you your water if you come over here. >> You guys get some water, >> Maxwell. Yeah, she's not really breaking anything right now. >> Oh, I know. >> Show me what they're doing. >> Okay. Can you come here just so we can talk to you? >> No. You want me? >> Okay. Here. I have my water that I will give you. Here. Come here. The water is literally in my hand. >> I'm just going to circle back out to the street. She's going to go back out there. >> I'm going to flip around and just give her the water. I have your unopened water. >> Can you turn around so I can show you? I'm trying to give you my water. >> Okay. Oh, I'm trying to give you my water. >> Drive me to work. Who's going to drive me to work? >> Okay. But can I give you this water today? >> My accident. Or maybe I was at home for a day. >> I don't know. >> Can I give this to you? Look, it's unopened. >> You think this is funny? >> You're joining the show. >> I'm trying to give you this and it's unopened. Here. >> Go suck a bag. It's unopened. I could open it if you need it to be open. >> Let's see. >> Can I get your name now? >> I'm still thinking what it is. >> Okay. I I rather just get your name and then we could kind of get you out of here. >> What is What am I supposed to be in this? >> What do you mean? >> Crazy woman. >> I don't think you're crazy. I don't think you're schizophrenic. >> What am I supposed to be? >> I'm just trying to identify you to say that we're talking with you. Can you Do you want to kind of tell me what's going on today? Just so I can kind of understand what you're going through right now. My boyfriend is posting well my ex-boyfriend and my this girl who I thought was my best friend are like posting all these kind of pictures of like things suck and >> of you doing that or of them doing that? Um >> them two are stuck with my daughter. They're altering pictures. >> When did you uh when did you break up with him? >> Who the [ __ ] knows the guy's the guy has never been single. He is always with someone five different women. >> I got you. I'm sorry he cheated on you if that's what he did. >> No, he didn't cheat on me cuz we were never in a relationship of course. Oh, I got you. Okay. >> He he call he calls it what he wants. So it looks good. >> You [snorts] having a good day besides that or no? >> No, I'm having shitty this morning. >> What happened? >> Oh, rose quartz. That's my favorite. >> What happened earlier today? >> Um I was given some elicit drug. >> Do you need an ambulance? >> I do. I need an inhaler. >> Ambulance? >> No. >> I'm just making sure. What? >> But when I find Jennif >> Okay. Can Can you stay over here for one second, please? >> No. >> Hey, don't don't go in that car. >> I know, but that's someone else's property that they probably don't want you kind of standing over like that. >> I'm not standing over it. >> So, just I'm just piecing things together. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Can I help you out with piecing something together? >> I didn't even realize you were in there, man. I'm sorry. We're not. >> Yeah. He was washing windows before. >> We're not going to >> Can you please um >> Let's just get off his property. >> Don't Don't you escort me. What's in your phone there? >> I just can't hit you on my property. Okay. >> Yeah. >> What can we try to do to help you out? >> Oh my god. >> Nice. Hey. All right. Well, here's the thing. You also don't just get to touch my social worker. So, how about that? Nope. No, you don't. And you don't get to touch me either. Excuse me. Excuse What THE WHAT THE OW! MY ARM. That's my bad shoulder. THAT'S A BAD SHOULDER, YOU GUYS. THAT'S A BAD ON MY SHOULDER. >> You're okay. >> You're okay. >> You're okay. >> I'M NOT BUYING A BITE. OW. MY CHEST. MY CHEST. MY J. >> NO. PLEASE. [screaming] >> HEY. NO. YOU DON'T HAVE ME. PLEASE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? RUN. [screaming] PLEASE NO >> you're okay. >> No, [screaming] my chesting chest. Please, I will behave. Please. >> Okay. No, YOU KICKED IN. [screaming] >> OH GOD. >> Do all this. >> Ow. It hurts. It hurts. Poor thing to me. >> You better put them on right. It hurts. >> NOPE. >> OW. TURN THE OVER. NO. >> IT HURTS MY CHEST. I better pee my pants. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Please, please, stop. Please stop. >> You're okay. >> Please. >> We're here to help you. You're okay. >> Why are you guys like this? Why are you doing this to me? I Please, YOU'RE HURTING ME. >> Just stay on your side. >> You're hurting me. Okay, can I play? >> It hurts my chest. Okay, please. It hurts my chest. >> So, how did you end up here? I was following I was just following her voice. >> If you promise to sit and not kick or bite or hit anybody, will you sit up? >> Yes, please let me sit up. >> You can sit up and you can sit down at Okay. Do you understand my air deployed today at my chest? >> An air? I almost in a car crash today. Do >> you need help standing up? >> Or it was set up in some dream or something. I don't know. Do you need help standing up? Can I just I'm >> trying to get you out of the road. >> Can hurt my shoulder really bad. Okay. >> Um >> can I just come around? Like can you tuck me in front please? >> No. You're going to stay in the back. >> Here's what we're going to do. We're going to move you to the curb though. Okay. >> No, I can't. Oh god. [ __ ] NO. NO. MY son >> I know. I'd like to call my mom. Please. >> I like to call my mom. >> You're not >> this. I will be sit still. Okay. Just >> the thing is now now you're going to be on a handcuff. I'm going to go behind you. Okay. >> You see what you're doing with my wrist. >> I I understand, but you're not. You're kind of resisting here. >> No, I'm not. You guys are holding me up. I'm not resisting at all. >> We can't allow you to do this because of the way you're behaving. Okay, >> guys. Please, Chris, why are you doing this? >> This is not funny. >> Nobody go who you want. Go marry him. I don't care. Just leave me alone. >> [snorts] >> You were involved in accident today? >> Yes. >> Where? >> They said it was I 80, but it I wasn't on I80. >> You weren't? Where were you? >> No, I was drugged and [snorts] then I blacked out. >> Can I please call my mother? >> Not right now. No. >> Why? >> I haven't seen them. I haven't seen them since my accident. >> You haven't seen them since your accident? >> Yeah. They were supposed to be home >> and I and my ex-boyfriend dropped me off [snorts] at a different house. >> What drug did he give you? >> I don't know. >> It was something that made me sleepy. Sleepy and I just blacked out. It wasn't No, it was smoking. It was a powder. >> Okay. [snorts] >> They they have the light bulb that I smoked it out of. >> When was that? >> That was Friday the 11th. >> So today. >> Oh. So if it's still the same day. Yeah. [snorts] >> How long ago? Like this morning or? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why am I going to jail? >> You can't hit people. >> You need to try me then. >> That's No. >> Yeah, you do. >> Yeah, you do. I want to talk to my lawyer. >> Okay, then we don't have to talk to them. >> Can I have my phone? My phone. >> Do you live in Aurora? >> Do I Is there an echo here? >> No. >> Cuz didn't people ask me that already? >> Where do you live? >> I'm just getting know where I live. >> Okay. >> I don't belong anywhere. >> Can you let go of me? I'm just sitting here. I'm not even resisting you. Please let go of I'm not going to let go of you because you kicked me. I didn't I didn't I didn't kick you cuz you pressed on my chest. >> You don't have to grip it that tight. Are you feeling you that tight? >> Okay. You see that vein popping there? >> Yep. >> That's cuz you're gripping it tight. >> Yes, it is. I'm a nurse. So, don't you don't know anything about that. >> Nurse at >> Edward's Hospital. >> And I do um No. And your mom'sing house. Jesus Christ. >> Well, I didn't know if she had a nurse, but there's different Edwards location. So, that's just what I was asking. >> Where's the other Edwards location? No, it's called Elmherst Hospital. >> Could you loosen this one, please? It's cutting my skin. >> No. >> Why are you pulling me? Cuz I want to put my ARM ON MY KNEE. >> STOP. >> CAN I REST MY ARMS OUT? IT HURTS MY BLOOD FLOW IN MY ARM. It's making my fingers numb. You dumb [ __ ] >> For no reason, right? >> Are you homeless or is that where you stay? >> Yeah, I stay in a PO box. >> I'm just asking if you have an actual address. >> You ask the dumbest questions where you already know the answer to your question. >> I I don't. That's what I'm asking. >> You're being very nice, but don't play don't play the dumb one, too. >> Trying to get with >> Yeah, you're being very nice, but don't play the dumb one. No, I'm not homeless. >> Okay. What's your address, though? >> My mom. Mom and dad's, >> which is where? >> My mom and dad's. >> Okay. Where is that address? >> Ask them. I can't I'm not allowed to give out their information. >> There we go. Your ride's here. >> That's not my ride. >> All right. We're going to stand up. >> That's not my ride. I can't pull my arms. Let me just stand up myself. I hurt my chest really bad. Okay. Go ahead and do I'm not yet. Where are you taking me? >> You're going to the or police? >> No. No. No. Please. No. I need to call my lawyer before I go there. I would like to call my parents. >> You can get a phone call when you're there, but we can't stop. >> Please. I'm so tired. I haven't slept since this morning. Okay. >> Can I ride in a normal car in the backseat and I'll ride in the trunk? I just don't want to get policy. >> Well, it's against the policy to ride in one of those. I've never been taken to a [music] police of a police station in one of those. >> Have you been arrested before? No, but I've been taken in custody by the police. >> I'm not going in. You >> don't have to. There there's a thing. >> I will go in a squad car. >> We don't have any of these cars. >> I'd rather ride in that big dildo over there. >> Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. >> I don't. >> Can we go? >> No, I will go car. >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU [ __ ] >> Can I go pee first? You're going to pee at the station. >> I need to No, I need to pee down now. I'm peeing my pants. >> I've already done that. >> You never hear kicking around and doing everything else. >> Sitting there. It's being happened now. So, >> what are you putting in there? >> There's nothing I'm putting. >> Nope. I just saw you put something in there. >> There's nothing in there. >> Pull out magician. Pull it out. I'm not a magician. >> Pull it outside. Pull it inside out. >> Look at that. Nothing in there. >> Pull out the other one inside out. >> Doesn't [snorts] come out. >> Doesn't make it. >> It's all there is. I also don't work for you. Can I I want an ambulance right now >> for what? [snorts] >> For my chest pain >> cuz it's getting bad and it's spreading. I want an ambulance. >> They're going to be coming. >> I will ride the ambulance then. I'm not riding in that thing. >> Hey, Ellen. >> Here's what we're going to do. >> Oh, I told you my name. How do you know my name? >> We're going to have you lay down. Okay. Can you do that for us? We're trying to be nice with you. >> Suck your down my throat. >> No, we're going to try to be nice with you here, but I we need some cooperation. We need you to lay down. Okay. >> I would like to call my lawyer. >> Thank you. >> Right now. It's not going to happen right now. Making me >> go on the step over there. >> I do not want to. >> Oh my god, you guys are Oh, you're cute. >> Oh my god, my chest. You [ __ ] guys. LOOK, NOW I FELL DOWN. >> You'reing injured. >> Let's go. You're such aing. >> Please. You are hurting MY CHEST. >> WHAT THE What the is wrong with you people? >> You're okay. >> Jesus. Don't Don't touch me like a an idiot. >> Put your leg out. We got to talk. >> I don't want my way out. >> I don't care. Got to put your leg out while we got you. >> That way. >> The woman was transported to the hospital where she continued to act erratically and had difficulty following officer's instructions. Upon her release, she was formally charged with simple battery, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct.