Hi. >> Hey. That's I saw where your >> my tire. >> No, I said I saw I saw where your car was. Well, how much have you had to drink tonight, young lady? >> Not much. >> Okay. Well, let's see your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please, ma'am. >> I gave you my license. >> You said you hadn't had You said you hadn't had a whole lot to drink. How much is a How much isn't a whole lot? >> Like a half a cup. >> Like a half a cup? >> Yeah. I live like right down the road. >> Okay. >> Usually, I don't go that far. >> All right. 26 nights. Well, can I get you to touch your floor 27, please? >> You calling back up? >> No, I already got him here. I'm just running your your license. >> No. >> Yes, ma'am. You did give me your driver's license. I just need the registration and proof of insurance. >> I have my proof of insurance on the phone. I just came out of qualm, so I have everything but >> You have a second driver's license? >> No. >> Well, open your wallet up quick. >> you >> No, I said You got a second one? What do you got a second one for? >> Cuz I always lose them, very >> Cuz you lose them? Okay. Okay. Have you seen the damage that you did to your your vehicle over here? >> On the side? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I saw it. >> Okay. Well, then >> I live right down the road. >> Okay. Well, do me a favor real fast, young lady. I'm going to have you step out of the car. I just got to believe you happen to be under the influence of alcohol. I can smell it, and So, do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me, or anything like that? Do you have any kind of weapons or anything on you? >> In my bag, not on me. >> Okay. All right. Well, do me a favor, young lady. I'm going to go I'm going to have you come right over here to one of these lines real fast. Yes, sir. If you do me a favor, will you switch me over to cruise? >> Yeah, do you want me to move your car up? >> No. >> No, yeah. >> We don't have to. You do not even have to go through all of it. I know you. Look, I just I just graduated from COM. I know you from COM. Look, >> Okay. Well, do me >> I'm fine. Do whatever you have to do. >> Okay. >> I don't want to do all the like prelims, all the [ __ ] I know I'm drunk. It is what it is. I just graduated from COM. >> Okay. >> It is what it is. Like, my registration's in there, my insurance is in there, my all my shit's in there. >> Yeah, do you not want to do standardized field sobriety test? >> want I'm drunk, I know. Okay, I'll pay I'll pay the dues, I'll pay whatever, I'll do whatever. I know. >> All right, young lady. >> came out of COM. I I look I literally know you. >> Well, do me a favor real fast. Yes, sir. Let me see. >> Yeah, put your hands on your back. It's a tax bracket. It's like a tax thing. It's crazy, man. >> I'm going to put another set of >> I want whole Christian. I got this [ __ ] cross on it. >> I'm going to put another set of cuffs on you. >> For what? For what, though? I'm not harming you. But you are already hurting me. You're already hurting me, sir. You're already hurting me, sir. Excuse me, sir. You're already hurting me. Already hurting me. No, I'm not going for the [ __ ] Look, I literally saw you in my director's office at COM. It's [ __ ] I have no mobility. I'm not going to do anything. But I wouldn't even resist. I I you everything that was in my car. >> He's giving me two cuffs so that you >> But I told you what was in my [ __ ] car. I told you I have my registration and I told you I have my insurance. >> Okay. >> I told you all of all of that. No, yeah, I'm drunk. [ __ ] that. Yeah, I just graduated. I just graduated I just graduated from college. I'm a licensed TSA. I live [ __ ] .1 mile zone road. I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah. I just two times cuffs on me. I get it. >> He's making more room for your own comfort. >> Yeah, what the [ __ ] Like I'm not that big. I'm not that I am not 300 lbs. We don't have to have [ __ ] I am uncomfortable. YES, I'm uncomfortable. There's [ __ ] 12 cops around me. I'm uncomfortable. No, the whole thing is uncomfortable. It's [ __ ] This whole thing is [ __ ] I get it. I busted my tire. Did some dumb [ __ ] I get it. I get it. >> Do you want the purse now? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Where is your phone? >> I don't know. I honestly don't know. Is it out here? Is it Yes, I have a phone. I have a phone. >> Can I have you pat her, please? All right, do me a favor, young lady. I'm going to have you lean up against the car right here. Search. >> Either way. >> Careful. Careful. Careful. >> Everything I have is going to stick me, poke me, cut me? >> You are. >> I don't want to search my master. >> This is so [ __ ] stupid. This so stupid. >> Make sure you get the front waist and underneath the armpits. >> Yeah, I'm just checking. >> I'm not too worried about them. Well, well, she's going to have to take them off in a second when we get to the car. >> Take it. >> All right, young lady. So, I'm going to have you go ahead and sit right here, okay? >> Yep. >> So. I'm going to hold your arm so you don't fall out, okay? These seats are slick. Go ahead and move your left leg in for me, please. All right, we'll put the seat belt on you real quick. All right. Huh? >> You got keys? >> Young lady, do you have the keys on you or are they still in your vehicle? >> Obviously, they're not on me. You just searched me 12 times. >> Okay, I appreciate it. Thank you. >> Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I'm trying to get her something she can at least have and she's not covered in throw up. >> I got a towel and I can wipe her down some. >> That's his honor way. >> What's she doing? She's going to do the BTO? Okay. 10-4. Well, I'm just going to head that way. [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, she's going to I I >> 10-4. >> She Oh, yeah, but she she's on she's on the way up this way, too. So. Oh! >> Need anything? >> No, I'm good. I got you. I'll bring you some water. >> 10-4. Thank you, sir. All right.