Bro, >> how's it going? Awesome. Before Park Police Department, the reason why I stopped you, >> you went through the stoplight and you were speeding and it's a construction zone >> and I that's why I I slowed down and stopped cuz I realized what I did. >> All right. You got your driver's license and insurance card on you? >> Got my driver's license. >> What's that? >> Got my driver's license. Beautiful. >> You got your insurance card, too? >> I think my insurance is expired. >> Your insurance is expired. >> Yeah. I'll tell you what, can you find one that's updated whether somebody can send it to you or not? >> At this hour, probably not. >> You don't have like an email copied or anything like that? What kind? Well, what's your uh insurance company? >> Uh stay file. >> Do you have the app? >> Cuz if you had the app, they might show you the updated one if you can log into it. >> No, I I don't think I have the app. No. >> Okay. Future references. If you have the app, they'll always have it on there. And even if you don't have Wi-Fi or data, they have an offline uh capability. >> Really? >> 23, >> right? >> I'll tell you what. I'll give you some time to look for one, see if you can find one, and then we'll go from there in dealing with it. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. So, here's the deal. >> You're supposed to register with the uh town that you live in. You live in Chicago, right? >> Yeah. Okay. No. No. I lived in Oak Park, Illinois. >> Okay. But did you ever live in Chicago? >> No. >> No. Okay. So, I called Oak Park. Oak Park said the last time they talked to you was inve. >> Okay. They said that the last time they contacted you that was on November of 2024 and that they notified you that you had to register, but they said that you had to register with the city of Chicago because in the last seven days >> I lived in the park one day that they said I felt I went to the Chicago right Madison and right off Menard and they said, "Oh no, you only stayed there in the park one day. Go back to Oak Park. I was homeless. I moved out here to right down where I'm going now. low motel where I'm headed and that's where I'm going. >> Okay. So, you never lived in the city. So, they when you went to Chicago PD, they registered >> they said go back to Oak Park and Oak Park told me that oh you you know well we ain't got nothing to do with that. >> Okay. >> So, you know, but >> this this is why it's taking so long is cuz I'm trying to figure out to figure out what we're going to do cuz I don't want to do something that >> you don't you want to take me in the station let me where I can take a [ __ ] and take a piss. I you know where I can chill. No, I I got you. But like I said, I don't want to sit there and take you to the station for absolutely no reason. I want to actually if there is a reason, I'm going to take you. Otherwise, I was going to cut you loose and just let you go. But that's what I'm trying to figure out. That's why it's taking so long >> cuz I have to wait for people to get back to me and everything like that. >> Okay. >> Do you think you can wait just a few more minutes? >> What Whatever you do, I ain't got no choice. >> Yeah, I ain't got no choice. I'm at your disposal. Whatever you want to do, you want to lock me up or put whatever you want to do, I'm cool with it. >> Like I said, I'm just >> You can put me in jail or let me go, I'm going. Whatever you do, I'm good with it. All right, just give me a few minutes. I'm good with you. >> All right, give me a minute. >> Hey, you mind stepping out and talking with me real quick? >> Turn off. You want my keys? >> You can hold on the keys for a second. All right, so here's the deal. So, you're supposed to register and everything like that. I get that you got bounced around between Oak Park and Chicago and whatnot, but the fact is that I got Chicago told you to go back to Oak Park and you haven't gone back to Oak Park. >> Well, I'm in a homeless shelter right now. >> I I get it, but >> it's still the state statute that you have to be in compliance where you have to register. >> Right. I I was in Oak Park. I I spent one night in the park in Chicago. I went to them. They said, "You got to go back to Oak Park." OAC said, "Oh, well, you spent one night with them. you got? I said, "Well, I'm registered in Summit, you know, cuz I'm going to the shelter thing." And they said, "Well, whenever you get placed, you let us know." I They placed me out here at the Hello Motel. I've been here since my birthday on the 12th. It's been the holidays. I haven't been able to do anything. But if you want to take me to jail to get it straight, then you could do that. But whatever you do, I don't want to keep going. >> That's what exactly what we're going to do is that I'm going to place you under arrest. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You don't want to place under arrest. We ain't got nothing to talk about you. pay for the rest and do what you got to do. >> That's fine. >> Why do I got to leave my car here? Godamn. >> He has no idea what's going on. That's why. >> Yeah. What's going on? So, you're in non-compliance with the state. You're supposed to be registered with the state. >> How am I supposed to register while I don't I'm homeless? Where am I supposed to register if I'm homeless? >> Didn't you say that you didn't want to talk to me if you're going to be placed to register and and they're trying to, you know, work with them. I've been there since the 12th. So, and it's a holiday. They I told them I said, "Okay, well, this is going on." They said, "Okay, well, once you get once you get I I came here. I've been here what? Two weeks. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so now I got to send in prison and stuff. >> No, that's not that's not >> you going to have to talk. Once you lock me up, it's not in your head. >> Yeah, that's right. >> I've been through it. >> It's been a long time, but I've been through it. >> Right. Once I go to jail, it's out of your head. I never go through the process. >> Unfortunately, man, it's just bad luck. >> Right. Right. It's bad luck because ain't nobody he ain't got nothing to do. >> It's bad luck. I got bad luck. That's all. >> [ __ ] new year in this, you know, he ain't got nothing to do but [ __ ] with me. >> I got I got I got >> All right. You got nothing else on you? Nothing's going to poke me, sick me, hurt me, or nothing like that? Nothing in your hoodie? >> Hell no. Come on. >> I I just got to make sure, man, cuz I got to search you and everything like that. >> All right, let's go ahead have a seat and see my car. >> Let's go ahead and have a seat. >> All right, lean back real quick. >> Yeah, you man. You you a [ __ ] dick. You know that. >> You ain't had nothing to do tonight but do me. Huh? But do me. >> You really open that up in my car. >> Yeah. A little a little joint. Ain't even enough to wait. >> Yeah. We have to check though. >> It'll blow away if you let it blow away. >> Yeah. >> I just got to make sure it's not a powdery substance that's I'm going to inhale. >> Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do that. No, >> we don't want to [ __ ] up your life. We want to keep you straight. >> Wow. You [ __ ] >> If I had a bag, that'd be awesome. >> [ __ ] You going to tow my car now? You [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Wow. You I guess that make your new year. You did a big dick now. Yeah. You should get It might be your sergeant or something. I know that make you feel proud. [ __ ] bust the homeless [ __ ] that's trying to make it. All the drug dealers and the goddamn gangbangers out here, you let them go. And then a [ __ ] that's homeless and did 50 years in prison. You [ __ ] make it hard for them. I know you go home and you know go with your lesbian lover. [ __ ] yeah, I know you feel proud. Make your day. You started your new year off right. Can't do right. Can't do right. [ __ ] compliance. You got to be one on the always got to be one on the force that that you know that that that that doing the right thing. Bookman me try to give me give making sure to give me another 150 years. That way I don't get out and and and break the law again by being homeless. You [ __ ] honest want to rule the world, huh? See how much you rule with Trump in there being no [ __ ] world to rule. You worry about me, a homeless man and you about to have World War II on your hands. Don't you worry about a homeless [ __ ] This [ __ ] is crazy. [ __ ] made a major busy. God damn. Can't believe this [ __ ] I got to deal with I got to deal with the [ __ ] racist and the I can't help it cuz you raised that way. Ain't your fault, man. Your daddy and your mama. You might as well pull me over and shoot me cuz I'm going I I see you. I know your pain. I know what you're going through cuz I'm going through the same goddamn thing. Yep. I feel you. It hurt the [ __ ] that's hurting already. of you hurting. I ain't did [ __ ] to no [ __ ] but tried to make it some [ __ ] [ __ ] think he doing his job, huh? Yes, you is doing your job now. I feel you ain't got to go back out no more tonight. Do paperwork for the rest of the night. You ain't got to be out here driving around on send your ass to the dash now [Music] 15. 23 IPD. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Lean back. Come on now. Take a step back. Go ahead and buy that door. Right up against the SW to your right.