I'm on my way. >> Hi. How's it going? >> Good. How are you? >> Good. Anything going on tonight? >> Did you back into a pole or anything here trying to get gas? [laughter] >> So, is there any reason somebody would call you in for some weird driving, weird behavior kind of thing? >> Really? >> Mhm. No. Okay. Where are we heading to? >> Fallon. >> Oh, >> Fallon. We'll brought you up this way if you don't mind me asking. >> Dog. >> Getting the dog. Did you just buy the dog or? >> Um, okay. So, hello. >> Hello. >> So, I did get the dog >> from a what? >> A friend. >> Okay. Yeah, >> here in Lfield. >> Yeah, never even dude. >> Okay. Know where the [ __ ] I'm at? >> I understand. You're in Lville, Illinois. A little boat on town. >> What the [ __ ] >> Gotcha. >> Yep. Okay. Um, >> have you taken anything to drink or smoke tonight? >> No. >> No. >> Are you sure about that? Okay. So, reason I'm asking is is you're >> [ __ ] kidding me. >> And have you ever really been in trouble with law enforcement or have any criminal history or anything like that? >> I'm from Las Vegas. I mean, you can look me up. I'm sure I've had a problem. >> Have you? >> I'm sure. I'm sure. >> What brought you out to Illinois from Las Vegas? >> Uh, I'm here. >> About as far north as you can go. closer to Reno. >> Okay. >> Nevada than than anything. So, >> I used to always travel to Orange County or >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I I love California. >> Yeah. No, I was I was up in the north where it was still pretty and and not all the big cities and stuff. So, yeah. I What brought you out to What brought you out to Illinois? >> From Las Vegas. >> Yeah. >> What brought me out here? >> Okay. Uh Why are you being so rude about it? >> I am not being rude. >> Okay, take it back. I'm kidding. >> That is a good idea. Thank you. >> Yeah. Here, take >> I don't need that. >> Okay. You can take my whole life. >> I don't I don't want any of that. I got enough bills. I don't want yours. >> You don't take everything I have. >> Nope. I'm good. Thank you. >> Take everything. >> Please don't do this to me. >> Don't do what to you. >> I know what you're doing. I am part of it for real. I know what you're doing. >> What am I doing? >> You're [ __ ] trying to like arrest me or some [ __ ] >> Sh gas. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> I just said that I'm here. That's all I said. >> 23, dude. >> That's 23 means here. >> 1023 means here. Code says I'm here. I just haven't gotten a chance to get that out. Okay. So, anything to drink or anything like that? >> What the [ __ ] are I doing? >> Understandable. >> Okay. >> I've been Have I been pretty nice to you, >> dude? You're the [ __ ] coolest cigarette I've ever seen. So, >> if I can just keep [ __ ] messaging people. >> It's cuz it's my job. >> See, that's what Why are you reading off my ID then? >> Because I need to know who I'm speaking with. >> Because an under investigation is now underway. >> I'm under investigation now. >> Why? >> Because of the call we had made. >> Of me? >> Yeah. and me talking to you, your story is not managed enough and you kind of having this erratic behavior that thinks me you might be intoxicated. >> Are you intoxicated? >> Absolutely no. >> Absolutely not. Nothing to drink whatsoever. >> Okay. No beer, wine, anything like that. >> What' you have water? >> No. A >> Celsius. I think that's a little bit. >> Is that like the like the truly Celsius kind of book? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a moisture. >> How long ago did you have that? >> I have to go. >> You are You are now free to go at the current moment. >> Sweet. >> My radio was going off. I was listening to that. Sorry. Okay. Uh So, you're not from around here? Don't know anybody here? Correct. >> Okay. Have you had anything and you've had a one Celsius, two Celsius? >> Celsius. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. How long? [laughter] How long a joke? That is a joke. >> What? >> That was a joke. >> Okay. Understandable. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. >> So, have you smoked any pot recently? >> God, probably uh >> Okay. So, who are you on the phone with? Somebody? >> No, that's my friend Sam. >> Okay. So, you're on the phone with your friend Sam? Okay. So, >> I didn't do anything. I'm just saying like Yeah, >> understandable. So, I got called here >> for what? No, I got called from somebody else, some other patron here about you. >> Name, buddy. >> I don't have the name. They They just tell me what the call is and where to go. >> So, now that I'm here, >> I do have to do an investigation real quick. Okay. >> Oh, me? >> Yes. On you for the third time. >> Are you [ __ ] with me? >> I am not. >> Okay. Why? >> Because your behavior is indicating that you've had something to drink tonight. Now, I don't want to spend the next I don't want to write you a DUI or anything like that. >> So, I want to make sure that we can figure out a way for you to get home safely. >> Right by my house. >> You're not right by your house. You said you were going to fallen. >> Yeah. You are not near Fallon. You're about an hour away. All right. So, real quickly here. Okay. I'm going have you hop out. I'm going to run you through one little test real quick. Are you [ __ ] with me? You're [ __ ] do one of those tests. I don't want to do that one. >> I'm going to do one little test real quick. >> Just checking your eyes. It's not walking or standing anything like that. It's just checking your eyes. If your eyes are okay, then we'll let you out of here. Okay. >> That's your friend and he wants you to go home with him. [laughter] I doubt that. Go. Go and step on out for me real quick. >> Why are we here? >> I'm secure. Spencing. >> Just tell him I'm fine. >> I know you say you're fine and you want me to say that you're fine, but I'm not putting you on the road unless I know for positive that you are not intoxicated under the influence of anything. 28 for the second time. >> [ __ ] lose 37, dude. Like, can you just like maybe like kind of fight each other? >> We cannot. I need to make sure that that you are not intoxicated. >> So, I'm going to ask you again. Go ahead and step on out. >> All right. >> You want to roll up your window so your dog don't jump out or is that is that something that your dog does? Jump out of the car, you know. Going. [laughter] That's some people's dogs are not trained and will just jump out of [ __ ] open windows and stuff. Dude, I don't want to get out. Look at me. >> I understand. Just go out. Get out real quick and we'll we'll go through this. Okay. >> It's such a thing, isn't it? >> It is. It is. Well, you come to the back of your vehicle here. >> Okay. Don't face me. All right. So, you've had one Celsius. Anything else to drink? >> No. >> Okay. Do you have any issues with your eyes? It's like a glass eye or anything like that. >> Thank you. >> I DON'T THINK EITHER. [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD and stand with your feet together, arms out your side. Okay. >> Can you see my finger? >> Okay. Watch my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. >> Chilly. >> It is pretty chilly. So, I'll try to make this as quick as possible. >> After the sun is pee, >> can you go pee? >> Yeah. potentially. >> Why are you so shaky? >> Cuz it's [ __ ] cold. >> Feel like you might be an alcoholic. I'm >> cold. [laughter] All right, one more time through or two more times past your eyes. Okay, watch with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. >> I feel like I have the same finger. I'm [laughter] sorry. I do feel like the same. >> Okay. >> All right. All right. Start over. Start over. >> Eyes on this finger. This finger only. Okay. >> With your eyes and your eyes only. Quit turning your head. >> I'm not. >> Eyes and your eyes only. >> I'M NOT. [screaming] >> DON'T LOOK at me. Look at the tip OF MY FINGERS. OKAY. >> You can't. >> You do that again and I'm going to arrest you. Okay. >> OH MY GOD. >> 100%. That by definition is active police. Okay. I don't want to do that. You seem like a nice person. >> I think I've been there every for like seven times. >> I want to make sure that you're okay to drive. >> I need you to watch my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. >> All right. How much have you had to drink? Really? >> Are you [ __ ] with me? Can I go to the bathroom? Not at the current moment, though. >> Yeah, maybe a drink. >> How much? >> A drink. >> You've had more than a drink. >> That's not true. I've had eight drink. >> How big was this drink? >> I mean, it was a drink. How big are they? >> I I don't know, dude. How big is a drink to you? >> So, when I look in your mouth, >> I'm not saying that. I'm >> You are cuz you're saying I drink. >> No, I'm asking you. You said you had a drink. How big was that drink? >> How the [ __ ] bigger drinks is a drink? >> Drink is a drink. >> A drink is a drink to me. How you? >> Okay. So, for me to best help you is to be honest with me. Okay. Honesty goes a long way with me and I can work out a lot to not have to be the bad guy here. >> Okay. >> But if you're going to lie and play these games, then I'm going to give [laughter] up give up my patience. Okay. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Two drinks. Two drinks. >> Two drinks. Too many. It was a heavy drink. It >> was a heavy drink. Okay. >> So, what do you what do you mean it's a heavy drink? >> Like a four shot? Maybe. >> Four solder. [laughter] Okay. Do you think that was a good idea to drive? >> Um, no. >> I don't. >> Then why were you driving after drinking a four shot or drink? >> So, actually drink. I was so >> J. I don't need the it was wasn't I'm going to take back what I said. The truth is the only thing I need. >> You just said you had a foreshotted drink. >> I said it was possibly a fourshottter drink. >> Possibly a foreshotted drink. >> Maybe. >> Did you make it yourself? Did you buy it from the store? >> No. Who Who's telling? >> Okay. >> What did you buy from the store? Um, >> a shop probably. >> A shop probably. >> How long ago did you buy this shop? >> Like 2 hours ago. Can we get in the car? >> No, we cannot. >> [ __ ] dude. It's cold. >> Okay. So, >> do you want to go through the rest of my test then? >> Oh, I don't. >> You don't want to go through any more of the test? >> How can Do you want to? Let's do >> I I would Yeah, >> I would like to. >> Whatever. Let's do it. Okay. Okay, Montgomery 133. Going to send ME ANOTHER >> I'm just asking for another person's protocol. >> Are you [ __ ] with me? >> I AM NOT. >> I'M [ __ ] with you, dude. >> Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. We're not getting BACK IN THE VEHICLE. >> HEY, I'M JUST [ __ ] with you. >> You are not allowed back in the vehicle. Okay. >> Is this for real? >> This is This is for real. For the fourth [ __ ] time that you've asked, this is for real. >> Okay. >> Go and send me a additional unit. Are you [ __ ] kidding me right now? >> I am not. >> What did I do? >> You >> What did I do? >> According to the call, we're backing into a pole >> and acting erratic. And when I got up here to talk to you, you were clearly not acting as a normal person. >> Okay, >> go ahead. >> What the [ __ ] >> That was weird. >> Okay. >> Yeah, let's just hang out, guys. >> So, >> I work for a dermatologist. You lying my ass. >> You work for a dermatologist. >> I have to go there tomorrow. I'm a [ __ ] nurse, dude. Come on. >> Okay. So, >> you're a cop. I'm a nurse. Let's just [ __ ] around and [ __ ] find out. Do you let me go home? >> So, if you were truthful with me and quit playing these games, >> I didn't play [ __ ] games. So, I was telling you I'm cold and I want to go home. >> So, how many drinks did you have tonight? >> Two. >> Two. What kind of drinks were they? >> The Cardi silver. Very much 90 proof. Very much. >> So you had very much of the Bikardi 90 proof. >> Very much, buddy. >> Okay. So, is that more than two drinks? >> No. >> Or was that just one really big drink? Two really big drinks. >> I told you they're [ __ ] a big drink, dude. >> Okay. So, did you buy them at what gas station did you buy these drinks? >> [ __ ] 5 years ago, dude. I have to pee. >> Okay. Are you joking, dude? >> Okay. I can't like [ __ ] do anything to my friend. >> You are driving under the influence. Do that again. I'm going to put you in handcuffs and we're a going to play we give you any of these options to to try and beat this over one year. Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Y 2 hours ago. >> 2 hours ago. Do you know what town you were in when you had those drinks? >> I was a friend from it. Chandlerville. Does that make sense? >> I have no idea where Chandlerville is. So, >> do something. >> Sure. All right. >> So, YOU >> OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO EXTRA, DUDE. >> YOU willing to do these other two tests with me? >> Yeah, [ __ ] it. Let's do it, dude. >> All right. So, we're going to start right here. >> Walking. >> Hold on. Come right here. Right here. >> All right. >> Put your left foot on this line right here. You [ __ ] serious? >> This is deadly serious. Yep. >> That's crazy. >> So, >> you guys start playing bigger fish. >> Put your left foot. Put your left foot on that line. >> Okay. >> Put your left foot on this line. >> Yeah. >> On the line. >> The [ __ ] you want me to do? >> You see this? You see this [ __ ] line that goes on the side? What? >> There you go. >> There you go. See, that's left foot on the line. >> Let's do this [ __ ] >> Okay. Put your left foot on the line. >> Do the rollers on all of you guys. Put your left foot on the line. >> What the [ __ ] is on? No. >> Is that foot on the line? >> She's there now. Yep. >> There you go. Put your right foot directly behind it. >> I couldn't EVEN HOLD MY HEAD. IT'S COLD AS [ __ ] Now >> you'll be okay. I >> have faith in you. >> All right. Let's >> put your right foot behind the line. >> You [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] so much older than all of you guys. This is [ __ ] ridiculous. >> Put your right foot behind it just like this. >> Can you put some music? >> I cannot. No. >> Like right foot. [laughter] >> All right, let's do this. >> Okay. Left foot on line. Right foot directly behind it. No, you cannot. >> HOW CAN I HOLD YOUR HEAD? THIS IS SO FAIR. >> This is completely fair. >> I am standing here doing this. >> If I can do it, you should be able to do it. I don't think that's fair at all, actually. All right. Ready, guys? Are we Are we ready, everybody? >> I'm ready. >> All right. Let's do this. >> All right. >> Okay. >> Put your right [laughter] foot. All right. [crying] >> I'm just kidding. >> Okay. [laughter] I've been out here for way too long. My patience has now run thin. Okay. >> Where are you, Jackson? >> I feel like Perfect. Stay just like that while I finish the instructions of the test. Okay. >> But >> I can't hold like this. >> Why can't you hold it like that? >> Cuz I'm [ __ ] insane. >> Cuz you're insane. >> All right. >> I need some help, my friend. >> You'll be fine. >> All right. All right. Let's do this. >> Okay. Left foot on the line. Right foot directly in front of it. >> Right foot. >> Okay. >> All right. >> I can't. >> You want to try a different one? >> Yeah, please. >> Okay. Perfect. >> Oh, great. Samson's here. >> ALL RIGHT. >> SAMSON. >> SAMSON. [screaming] GO DANCING. >> Go ahead. Stand right there where my lights at. See where my lights at? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Go ahead and stand right there. Right. >> All right. When I say so, you So, first >> I said the same hairdresser. >> Hands >> uh feet together, arms down at your side like this. Okay. >> When I say so, you're going to raise either foot 6 in off the ground. >> Right. You're going to look at your toe. You're going to >> You can't hold my hand. >> I cannot hold your hand. And you're going to count 1,00 1,002 1003. You All right. Count out loud in the manner of >> All right. No, [laughter] I cannot. >> No, you cannot. All right. Wait until I tell you to begin. >> Hey. >> Hey. We're trying TO DO SOME [ __ ] >> Whenever you're ready, begin. [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. >> SO, you don't have anybody around here that can come pick you up? >> Nobody loves me, guys. I'm sorry. >> Okay. >> I don't even have a >> Do you have anybody else? >> No. >> They could come pick you up. >> Nobody. >> Nobody. >> Okay, guys. Go ahead and turn around. Put your >> hand. [screaming] Oh, nice. Hey, because I have no body. Does that seem kind of baggage? A little bit. >> It's bag. >> It's a whole situation. >> Anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me, hurt me, anything like that? >> Yeah. No. >> Okay. >> I'm going to sit in the backseat of my squad car. >> You want to have a seat in there? >> Yeah. I love squad cars. They're my favorite. >> Well, they're good. >> Yeah. >> No. Enough.