[Music] [Music] life isn't easy when you're a single college student especially when you're a guy a 21 year old South Korean to be exact Neil struck out pretty often even more frustrating was that I was reasonably handsome I stayin in shape my round face accentuated by my spiked black hair with the boom of kpop I figured unbe causing a mass hysteria like the Beatles but that wasn't the case I stayed alone in my dorm and this December night no different I started the computer tonight was slow when the dating apps drunk and frustrated I went into emergency mode searching for a fresh new dating app shivering in the cold I stole a glimpse at my clothes dorm door and then my phone I found it a brand new dating app with a four star rating eat your heart out it was called so with nothing left to lose I downloaded the app and made an account almost immediately a notification box popped up allow eat your heart out to access your location while you are using the app of course I hit yes standard stuff for those kind of apps before I could even scout the scene I had to make a brief bio upload some photos slog through the validation process as if I were undergoing a medical exam my phone then jolted to life over and over notifications poured in rather than excitement I felt disappointed musty BOTS I figured not even the ugly girls were desperately waiting on new members I clicked on my profile pic the shirtless photo was now getting countless likes countless comments intrigued I strolled through them and in the chilling loneliness I became unnerved you looks yummy the middle-aged dad said are able to crawl into that weird slamed a soccer mom battling the unease I looked around the dorm for once I was glad to be alone another vibration pulled me back to the app looks like we're having Chinese tonight said a bearded country guy i angry I reply to him Korean more comments arrived young and tasty I'll be sure to eat the heart out now I got ready to delete the damn thing until a new comment caught my eye I'm on the way for you said a muscular man panicking I went to the local stage there my profile pic stood in the corner of the single seat the middle of this menu a smaller caption under my pic read ten miles away FSU campus asila hall room 17 that was my exact location trembling I went to my messages for once the flooded inbox gave me fear rather than excitement who went first can't wait to meet you I was speechless scared beyond belief then the brutal bug hit my door I turned to face it then several other knocks [Music]