hello everyone and welcome to James Freeman fake news where everything I say is fake because Snopes and Zuckerberg said it's fake I'm your host James Freeman with dacovia 1984 pandemic on the loose people all over the United States are wearing masks to prevent the spread of a virus but is your cloth mask really providing the protection that you need joining us today is a fake medical doctor dr. fakie that's spelled exactly the way it sounds FAU cki to help us better understand how we can protect ourselves from fake pandemics dr. fakie can you tell our viewers how long you been practicing fake medicine yeah well thanks for having me on the show yeah well I've been practicing fake medicine for a real long time I don't really know how long because I'm I'm not real good with the with the numbers thing but I've been practicing fake medicine for a long time I never actually did it cuz I'm not real good at it and so you know coach doesn't ever put me in the game but I've been practicing it for a long time well dr. fakie you seem perfect for our show we're not really looking for anybody who has a damn clue what they're talking about we just want you to tell our viewers a bunch of BS and we'll replay it thousands of times until they believe it so we hear that you have some excellent information on how to protect people from the spread of faked pandemics is that true yeah so what I'm gonna demonstrate for you here today is how to prevent yourself from getting the the Co vids 1984's now people ain't been doing it right from what I've seen on the news media's and the televisions and when I've been out in public so let me go ahead and show you today I'm gonna do a little example in my lab here dr. fakie that doesn't look like much of a laboratory are you coming to us from the trailer park no no no no we're not coming to you from the trailer park this is uh this is my lab or my look this is my laboratory it's not in the truth yeah we're in the trailer park so let me let me go ahead and put on my my PPE gear here get ready for this procedure we got going on in here and now every good every good fake medical practice er knows how to wear real good life PPE dear that's personal protective equipment Oh so here I've got my face mask now it needs to be cloth it needs to be um it needs to be cloth because that's the safest thing to protect you from the virals of course I'm going to wear my hat and your now these things are real great because what they'll make your face real itchy and so you'll be constantly rubbing and touching and moving and situating it and so that makes that's really why you want to wear this it's going to help you to be able to touch your face a lot more Wow not really doing much of anything else now you're gonna want to you're gonna want to wear I wear a pair cloth gloves I got these mechanics gloves that I use for oil changes and other things like that but they're also good for medical procedures and preventing the virus too so I'm gonna put my gloves on there and then y'all can come and move on in closer and I'll show you what's going on on my little medic fake medicine table over here now as you can see you're gonna you're gonna want to start with a real clean surface this one ain't this one ain't the cleanest so we'll we'll clean it up a little bit here we go this I use this rag to check the dipstick in the oil but that it should be fine to use right here to clean this here surface for what we're our purpose is here today we're going to demonstrate today on this baby doll how to properly protect yourself from the covitz 1984's a lot of people I've been seeing wearing these cloth masks and stuff and that's really not the best way it does something and by something I mean nothing but it doesn't do everything okay and so we're going to take our baby doll here and what you want to do is you might need a bigger bag yourself if you've got a bigger head than our baby doll but just make sure the bag is plastic all right and you're gonna want to put the bag over the head like so okay now as you can see air can still get up in there which means that also the covitz 1984's can also get up in there and so you're going to need to cut off all the air flows to be able to stop the co-heads 1984 I'm gonna go ahead and turn on my my light here so we're gonna take you can take anything you want you can take a power cord or you I got a little hair tie here today cuz it's gonna fit perfectly on this baby and we're gonna we're gonna wanna stick that over the bag there we're gonna roll it down to the neck now now as you can see it's still ain't tight enough because she can still breathe and therefore she can still get covitz 1984's so we on one more step here we're gonna get a screwdriver or a stick or something like that so we've got ourselves a little flathead screwdriver here and what we're gonna do is we're gonna we're gonna put that flathead screwdriver through there and we're going to twist we're going to twist and what they call this here is they call this a termikid now tourniquets are best done around the neck especially when trying to prevent Co vids 1984 you're gonna want to get that tourniquet nice and tight now if you get it too tight you might pop the head off and that's alright that's alright it's still going to prevent the co vids 1984's so if if your head pops off when you do this that's okay that don't mean you're doing it wrong you just keep twisting and twisting and turning until there ain't no air left coming in through your mouth or your nose and that is the only way you're going to prevent the co vids 1984 Wow doctor fakie this procedure looks a little bit dangerous aren't you worried about people possibly trying this at home and getting hurt and just a little disclaimer here if you all actually try this at home you might be almost as stupid as the people walking around with cloth masks on their faces well folks there you have it this has been an exclusive newscast from James Freeman fake news where everything I say is fake because Zuckerberg and Snopes said it's fake