On May 20th, 2025, some friends hit me up and they were all like, "Hey, man. Do you want to attend a city hall meeting in Tucson and I was all like, "Yeah, dude. I freaking love government. Count me in." So, we all decided to meet up there. I figured since I've been to these meetings before and I know what all the rules are and I've recently adopted the authoritarian ways of places like North Korea and Tucson, Arizona, I would take the role of letting everyone else know what the rules are. All right, everybody. We're opening up the doors. Just let everybody know for government safety, there are no weapons or tools of self-defense allowed in the building. Is that understood? Yes, sir. You're welcome to come in. You must go through security. You must have all of your items searched. You must submit to searches of all of your bags. If they tell you to, you must take off your pants. Do you understand? Thank you all. I need you all in a single file line. Nobody staggered. Single file, 2 feet apart. Single file, two feet apart. Now, naturally, everybody did exactly as they were told, lined up two feet apart because they all attended public school in either the USA or North Korea. Same same but different. So, they all knew that anytime there's a guy with a clipboard uh yelling at you in an authoritarian manner, it doesn't matter what he's saying or why he's saying it, you just obey. I did see a couple of ladies chatting and it looked to me as if they weren't quite respecting my authoriti. may have even been smirking, laughing, or even possibly mocking me. It appears that y'all might be criticizing. No, me. Okay, good. No, no, no. Criticism will not be accepted. Criticism. Criticism will not be accepted. Criticism will not go to city. Yeah, you need to be single file, two feet apart. Yes, sir. Thank you, ma'am. I expect absolute obedience. I was trained by Kim Jong-un. Awesome. What? And Regina Romero. We all went to the same school together. No laughing, ma'am. I let him know. One person at a time. I let him know for you. The city, sir. Is it? Oh, so two people at a time are allowed. No, that's right. One person at a time. I got you guys. You didn't think there could be a bigger authoritarian than you, huh? Come here making him do your job, man. What's up with that? And it's all fun in games when you're outside with me being a smart A. But the truth is, once you get inside, it's really not fun in games at all. Over the last few years, people have documented multiple instances of the Tucson police beating the crap out of people who hadn't broken any laws or even any rules. They just happened to do something that a member of the ruling class arbitrarily decided they didn't want done and the police beat him up. Just yesterday, one of the Tucson police officers that helped with this beatd down and arrest was asked what this guy was being arrested for and what probable cause there was to make an arrest. His answer was he didn't know what crime was committed and he just assumed that somebody else had probable cause and he was just helping. More recently, right inside of this city hall, the mayor, Regina Romero, ordered the illegal removal of this man from the city hall meeting for booing while other people applauded. Over a half a dozen Tucson police officers were perfectly willing to use any amount of force and violence necessary to enforce the mayor's illegal will. He was arrested by Sergeant Brandon Williams, who essentially operates as the private bodyguard for Mayor Regina Romero. The charges were almost immediately dismissed because the man had not committed any crime at all. He had simply done something that arbitrarily upset the ruling class, specifically Tucson Mayor Regina Romero. The point is, the Tucson police have a wellocumented history of using force and violence against innocent people in violation of their own laws when they're ordered to do so by the political elite. And these are the reasons why it's become so important for subjects to be disarmed in the presence of their rulers. Most criminals prefer their victims to be defenseless. It's just much easier and safer for them that way. Now we're all trying to get the same thing accomplished. Look, sir, out. No, just hear me. 30 seconds. Look, look, you can speak during public comment. You'll have 3 minutes. You'll have So then this guy approaches me and starts telling me about his concerns. you know, the same way that these people will approach the mayor and council about their concerns, you know, as if we give a man, like it's okay for him to talk to me. So, at first I tried to blow him off and then I realized I need to be more like the mayor and council and pretend to listen and pretend I give a do nothing about it. Than anything, this is this is a public area. If we started out at 5:00, got everyone to see it, we'd be on time with the mayor and council meeting. That's all I have. So, are you saying we shouldn't do all this? This should be done 30 minutes ahead. Okay. Not 30 minutes behind. Okay. Put a meeting behind. I appreciate your criticisms. I'll bring them to Regina Romero if she agrees. Raa. What? Raa. He's just trying to piss you off. Just let him. I'm just trying to keep law and order. We're We're trying to do the same thing. We're we're trying to be abundantly clear in how well we accomplish our our entry with security and safety for all. Right. Well, most for the government. Security and security and safety for the government. For all. For the government. Did you do you didn't hear about Rob Elementary and Yaldi? No. You are to be disarmed when you walk in here. If someone decides to come in illegally with a gun and slaughter all of you, the police will wait outside and come in with a mopping bucket afterwards. Is that understood? I'm a native Tucson and I know what's going on. You look like you're a boomer. You probably don't have a clue what's going on. Thank you for your obedience and compliance, ma'am. Hey, how's it going, sir? Good. I got them all in line for you. Well, he'll need to get in line. No cutting, sir. You have any weapons on you, sir? Well, you are going to submit to searches whether you like it or not. So, that's great. But who are you? Not anything I need to listen to. I'm in charge. That's You are going to be disarmed. That's great. Are you That's right, boy. Governmental procedure. Shut up. You shut your mouth, Boomer. You shut your mouth, Boomer. That's something for these gentlemen to You shut your mouth, Boomer. Okay. You're going beyond your Look, you better cut it out. Criticism will not be accepted here. No matter how much of an annoying, bossy, authoritarian piece of I try to act like, there's always got to be that one guy that tries to oneup me. He even snitched to the police to try to get me in trouble. Good job, man. Search this one good. I know you're coming late. Just so you know, the rules are though that nobody can be armed in here. Everybody has to be disarmed for government safety. Okay? Everyone has to submit to searches and seizures. If you have bags, as you can see, we are going to have people rummage through them. Um, so not only don't bring guns, but don't bring anything you might be embarrassed by, right? Bedroom toys, anything. I mean that you can, but it's going to be searched. All right, guys. And this is all for your government's safety. I hope you understand. U, quite frankly, we don't give a about your safety, but for our for for the government. Thank you for your compliance. So, on the door, it says here, uh, no weapons are allowed in the building for government safety. Okay. So, they're going to search you. If you got any bags or anything, going to rumage through all your personal belongings. We just need you to submit. Don't complain. Okay. Do as you're told and everything should work out just fine. All right. Need you in single file line. One person at a time goes through. Understood. Thank you. Thank you for your compliance, sir. Satan will reward you in hell. If you look at what's going on here, it's not a joke. Man, you will be disarmed. You will be searched. We will go through your bags. we will go through your pockets. You know, I think it's important for us to recognize that we should be grateful that our rulers are even willing to share the same room or the same breathing space as us. And that at a bare minimum, if they are going to bring themselves down to our level to where they're going to share a room with us, that they should be armed and we should be disarmed just to make sure that everybody understands who's in charge, right? All right. Well, thank you guys so much for keeping us safe. Looks like there's a spot on your boot. Can I lick it clean? I definitely think that we should give more praise to the police officers around us um because they're willing to use any amount of force necessary up to and including deadly force uh in order to disarm the lesser people among us, right? In order to protect the better people among us. And that takes a lot of bravery. I definitely feel like I did a really good job that day. And I've seen in previous meetings um where these people will give each other awards and then expect the praise and applause of everyone around them. And I definitely think that um I should be given an award at the next meeting um and be praised and applauded for being an authoritarian piece of and treating everyone like garbage. [Music]