Mike, I believe Mike is here. Do you want me to see if I can call him for you? >> Sure. And what was your name? >> Mary. >> Who are you with, Mary? >> Um, I'm with myself, but I am a candidate for the city council. >> Oh, okay. I don't even work here. I'm literally a guy who walked in the door and sat here with a clipboard. Yeah. Watch. I'll get this guy to sign in. >> Hey, how you doing? >> Good. How are you? >> Good. What's your name? >> I'm Jamie. >> Jamie. Citizens uh doing the citizens uh graduation. >> I got your name down. And what's your uh date of birth? Limited seating. If you don't get your seat, they're going to Is there a restroom? I think >> I think there's a down this hall right here to And if you go down this hall and then hang left. I believe there's a right there. About a year ago, I was tagging along with some friends and colleagues who had some business to conduct. And while I was tagging along with them, I didn't actually have any business of my own. My friend Ron Durban suggested that I carry a clipboard so that I look like I had some type of purpose. I thought that would be a great idea for me to be able to just sit in the background and look like I had some type of purpose for being here. Ron probably already knew what the clipboard effect was and knew what he was doing by telling me to carry it. But I had absolutely no clue that this simple prop would change the way that most people saw me. The next person who walked in the room saw me sitting at the table with a clipboard and assumed out of everyone else in the building, including three state troopers, that I was the one in charge. Hey, how you doing today, sir? >> Good. Good. >> Tourism. >> You're from tourism? >> Yeah. Over here? >> Yeah. Just go ahead and head right on in. >> The door's not open. >> Oh, it's not opening. >> Let me She'll be here in just a minute to let you in. He He doesn't want you here. >> Well, a few weeks ago, I was carrying my clipboard while doing a security investigation inside of a building. As people came into the building, I opened the door for them and said hello. and they just assumed that I was in charge of everything. But the truth is, the only thing that makes authority authority is your belief in it. And since most Americans have been dumbed down to the point where they can't think or act for themselves at all, they're typically looking around the room for someone to tell them what to do. How you doing? >> Fine. >> Good. Good. Welcome. Thank you so much for coming out today. >> I'm sure you notice the signs on the door. No firearms allowed. Gotcha. >> So, Greg, just want to make sure everybody's disarmed. meeting upstairs. Um, where are you? >> I believe it's going to be in here. Might want to Hey, how's everyone doing? >> Good. How are you? >> Great. Welcome out. Welcome. Welcome. >> Hi. Welcome. >> Thank you. >> Hello. >> Hello. How are you? >> Good. Thank you. >> Welcome. Welcome everybody. Limited seating. If you don't get your seat, they're going to >> Is there a restroom I can use? >> I think there's a down this hall right here to And if you go down this hall and then hang left, I believe there's a right there. Hi. Just checking to see if you need help with anything or >> uh I am good I think for now. >> Sorry I'm with the same manager's office. We just on occasion we'll get some calls if people are like there's somebody in the lobby and they just want to know what's going on. So just wanted to check see if you needed help with anything or >> Well just u my boss sent me out to conduct an investigation today. That's all. >> Okay. >> Something you want to talk about department is it about what's happening in the >> Yes, you can go in. You want to have a seat? >> Yeah, >> sure. >> Yeah. >> So, um, when my boss sends me out to do an investigation, uh, due to the fact that it's an open investigation still, um, I can't necessarily divulge too many details. >> That's okay. >> Um, but >> well, is there anything we can help support you with? Do you need >> Not at this time. Um, I I have to I have a checklist of things that I have to go down and check that that um my boss required me to. >> Do you have a card yet? >> I don't, but I could get you in touch with my boss. Do you want to >> It's always better just in case cuz if it depending on what kind of realm it is, we always want to let our risk know things like that. >> Sure. Let me cuz I don't know what I'm allowed to say and not allowed to say so. So, I don't want to get in trouble. >> You're fine. I understand that, too. I'm literally just a guy doing a job. Like, you know what I mean? >> I I understand that. >> Um, let me see if I can get my boss on the line. Um, but yeah, we'll check all the, uh, entrances and exits. Um, we're checking for security cameras. >> Perfect. >> Checking for any blind spots. >> Okay. >> Um, uh, just checking on the overall security of the building. Okay. Um, for your guys' safety. >> Well, thank you. >> Yeah. >> Well, if you need anything, um, I'll be at my desk. >> Great. And what was your name? My name is Amber. >> Amber, I'm James. It was it was wonderful to meet you, Amber. >> I'm sorry. I should have put the words down, but >> Oh, that's okay. >> If you need anything, um, that phone it, if you click the city manager one, that'll go straight to me. >> So, if you need anything, if you do end up needing to talk to our law enforcement or, uh, city prosecutor, anything like that, let me know and we'll we'll try to get somebody for you. Council days are a little bit busy, but >> yeah, I noticed it's a full house, isn't it? >> It is. So, are you guys going upstairs >> or going in there? >> You're good. >> All right. >> You got You're welcome to go in. >> Do you know Don? >> Who? >> Don. >> Don >> manager. >> Um, Mike is the city manager. >> Mike, I believe Mike is here. Um, but Kimble, I believe I heard he got hit by a train. Um, but I don't that's unconfirmed. That's unconfirmed. >> No, >> just a rumor maybe. >> Yes. Um, >> do you know if Mike has his office in here or up on the third or >> I'm not sure. Do you want me to see if I can call him for you? >> Sure. And what was your name? >> Mary. >> Who are you with, Mary? >> Um, I'm with myself, but I am a candidate for the city council. >> Oh, okay. Mary, >> candidate for the city council. >> Yeah. More in regard to the board of adjustment. I sit on that. Oh, the board of adjustment. Okay. Like the chiropractic. Hey, how you doing? >> Good. How are you? >> Good. Oh, no. Yeah. Welcome to the meeting. Uh, just no firearms. We want to make sure that the government is the only one who's armed in here. So, should you guys, you know, mouth off too much, >> you'll be completely helpless. All right. >> Laptop. >> Thank you, gentlemen. >> No firearms. We need you helpless. >> Thank you, guys. >> Um, if anybody needs help, we'll call the police and they'll wait outside while second graders get slaughtered. Am I right? >> Yeah. you know. >> Hi, how you doing? Uh, just make sure uh there's no firearms on anybody, right? Government's the only ones allowed to be armed in here. So, >> okay. >> All right. Thank you for being helpless. >> I have a back scratcher. >> Um, I just realized I don't think I have his number. >> I do have Bal's number. Do you want me to call Bal? >> I don't know who that is. >> How you doing? Welcome. >> I can try calling Bal for you. He's kind of >> the supervisor that I go to every day. >> Hey. How you doing? >> Good. Actually, I was just going to come up and ask you something, >> but you're heading in. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Hey, where's um where's the city manager? >> City manager? >> Yeah, >> he's upstairs all the time. >> Oh, he is. >> See? >> Hide now. >> Is he up there? >> I'm the city manager. >> Oh, okay. The rumors aren't true. >> Somebody told I'm glad. >> Good. Glad you're up. >> I'm good. >> Good. You You look great, man. You look great. >> Really good. [Music] >> I'm glad I didn't run around. >> I don't even work here. I'm literally a guy who walked in the door and sat here with a clipboard. >> Yeah. Watch. I'll get this guy to sign in. >> Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you? >> Good. What's your name? >> I'm Jamie. >> Jamie. >> Citizens. Uh doing the citizens uh graduation. I guess that's in here or is that up here? >> I'm not entirely sure, but I got your name down. And what's your uh date of birth if you don't mind telling me? No, don't tell me your date of birth. That's all right. I got your name. >> That'll do. Thank you. >> This? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I want to be the ambassador. [Music] >> You look like my sister. >> We got married back in 2005. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. Um, I'll probably come back. >> Um, I'll be in there for a little bit if you need, but >> good. How are you? >> Good job, man. Got her. this message to me. So, >> we just do video videos supporting local police. We're just uh out here watching you guys catch criminals and stuff. kind of like the show Cops, right? >> Sure. >> Yeah. We're just out here watching you all be do heroic stuff and >> Yeah. There's no secrets, man. Be happy to take you around, show you whatever you want. I let her go because there's two of you and you're kind of surrounding my stop. So, I'm going to be done with her and just make sure you guys are >> helped with whatever you need help with. >> Oh, no. We were just documenting, that's all. >> Okay. >> No, we were happy. No, we wouldn't have No need to fear us. >> There's beer on both sides of the stop, so I let her go because I wanted to talk to you guys and just make sure you didn't eat anything from me. Oh, no. That's that's really for your safety as well as ours. >> The reason I like I was telling you, the reason I let her go is that you guys were surrounding me. I could I couldn't watch you guys handwatch her as three people and only one of me. So, I let her go with the warning, which is fine for >> Yeah. No, I didn't mean to startle you or bother you or nothing. >> Scared of you guys at all. I just can't watch three people at once without calling more officers here. Just >> Oh, well, we No, we had your back, bro. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, we had your back. >> Yeah, she was very sweet. She wasn't going to hurt me. I was like, "Nobody's going to mess with this cop like me and him." >> I really hate to be the dude that with us. You think, >> bro, nobody's going to mess with you when we're standing behind you. I mean, hell.