A few days ago, I published a documentary about Sergeant Moreno with the Bisby, Arizona Police Department having a history of unlawfully beating the crap out of people and as a result being promoted from officer to sergeant. If you haven't seen it, I linked it in the pinned comment and the description. A friend of mine became excited as soon as she heard about Officer Moreno and immediately called seeking his services. Dispatch, this is what it I'm sorry I didn't Dispatch, can I help you? Oh, hi. Oh, this is dispatch. Yes. Oh, is it Bisby Police Department? Yes. Oh, okay. I didn't know I was calling dispatch. It said like something like an office line or something. I don't know what it said on the website, but um No problem. At night, pretty much everything comes here. Oh, okay. Well, I was just calling to see if I could make an appointment with um I think his title is sergeant. Sergeant Mareno. He used to be officer. Um I heard Okay. I personally have a fetish with getting beaten up by people for no reason. And I heard that your department promotes people when they do that. So, he went from officer to sergeant once he got violent enough. And I was wondering if I could make an appointment for the services that he provides to the community. Let's see. And how much for the services he provides? Yeah. Yeah. Beating people for no reason. I I have a fetish. I really like it. So, how much do you charge per beating? I'm sorry. This is police dispatch, right? Yeah. And you guys have Sergeant Marino working for you guys. You promoted him once he became violent enough. And I'm just calling because I would really like to make an appointment for his services because I, you know, you can judge me all you want to, but it's just a fetish I have. And I know that's a service you guys provide to the community, beating people up for no reason, right? I like it. No, you don't. No. Well, I'm not saying you do, but I Well, I'm not saying you do, but you support the people who do, like Sergeant Marino. No. Would you like a supervisor to give you a call? Well, no. I would like Sergeant Marino to come and beat me up. Ma'am, that's inappropriate. If there's something I can help you with, I'm happy to put in a call. Wait, what part is inappropriate? Sergeant Marino beating up people for no reason or me wanting him to do it to me? Ma'am, this is a 911 dispatch center. Oh, you don't have an emergency? Well, I didn't call 911. I called a line that said it was an office and I want to I want to hire your services. Do you not understand me? Is there like some kind of a disconnect in our communication? You guys, you guys promoted officer Mareno to sergeant because of how violent he is. Isn't that right, ma'am? I answer emergency calls and let officers know about them. Oh, I do. Oh, okay. So, you're not You don't answer calls to schedule appointments for his services. Who should I call to I don't make appointments. No, no, you don't make appointments for um detective sergeant. I don't make appointments for anyone. If you would like to make an appointment like with the Bisby Police Department, you can call there during the day. No, specifically Sergeant Moreno. I want him to beat me up for no reason. That's his specialty, right? Ma'am, this is a recorded line and there's nothing I can do to help you with that. Okay. So, who should I call for this service? I am unaware of who you would call for that kind of Does he have a pimp or a a a supervisor? Ma'am, I'm gonna disconnect. Why?