how long you been down here from New York three months okay you're uh you brought to miss all the bad weather they about to get real cold you working down here yes all you know you got to change it over right your DL to Florida now that you're living and working here I don't know if I'm going to stay here for a long time that's why I didn't do that yet would you go back to New York um I've been there twice to visit since I've been down here jeez you're better than me I grew up in just south of Rochester in the figer legs and uh I am going home at the end of the month for the first time in like six years I don't go back off it's not that it's not beautiful up there don't get me wrong it's gorgeous sometimes but man there's too much going on up there right now all the time really but you're from the city yeah yeah I I lived in Brooklyn for two years I'm from the Hampton okay well I mean so that's like I say the city cuz you're not from anywhere El Upstate no so upstat is we call anybody who's not anybody who's inside like remotely close to the city limits within like an hour you're off in the city but I know everybody says the same thing about us north of Westchester is Upstate yeah exactly we like say we're you know every I know I love it I love a New Yorker that's one of my favorite people and you can believe the number of them that are down here I see so many of them mostly in the winter I did did the opposite I came down the summer yeah I know I came down in may like who does that yeah I I don't know same thing um are are you able to escort me to the restroom or something not until we're done with this part of it okay just because um uh in certain circumstances there's an instance where we would ask you to provide urine not saying that you this is the case here but I never know until we get all the way through it so I'm foror joing that okay up I'm sorry nothing in your mouth like um coins what is what is the list chewing gum tobacco coins Etc no I know what's the questions are going to only get weirder it's all right um are you wearing any Dentures false teeth or a partial plate no was that a no no no are you ill sick or injured no perfect would you be more comfortable if we took those cups off or you want to stay in them I mean I don't want to stay in them oh yeah thank you I mean I know you can get them off well I can get this one off I wanted to get the hair out of my face that's why I did it and okay that's why I told him to put them back on before I got out the car yeah in the future just uh yeah don't take them all you can always pull over and adjust them but uh somebody less U cordial than us you know canr that as you're trying to escape okay thank you m all right so in the State of Florida we have um an applied consent kind of so I'm going to request that you submit to a lawful test your breath for purposes of determining its alcohol content which is what that that instrument in there does it's an intoxilizer are you willing to uh submit to that test what happens if I don't oh well that's the next step so if you were to refuse uh which is totally your right uh I'm going to read this to you oh good I have another one here so you can read along with me right here it's implied consent uh statory if you refuse to take the test I've requested of you your driving privilege will be suspended for a period of 1 year for the first years old have you called her a CCH okay never you what I'll just do it oh I don't even want to go she says I don't want to I'm like that's just I'm just frustrated that this is happening right now I got you I got you um have you had a uh a DUI before I did in 2016 okay in New York do they have do they ask you to provide breath in New York yeah okay all right all right well that works cuz now we don't have to go over and plug it we have foures um so I don't know there machines I assume they're the same as ours instruments I mean uh there's black tube that's my job I literally have like two jobs to type stuff in and hold this black too um then the little it's a round piece with a two on either end you looks like blowing up a balloon it's annoying at first like once you get past that initial push of air you'll hear the audible tone from the machine it'll make a s you know beep you know you're providing a sample we know that uh if it stops beeping that you've somehow manipulated it so that air is no longer traveling through um or if we can hear it like pushing out beside it you know so just don't try to J the system cuz if no I know I always tell everybody this um cuz if it comes out something like that then it constitutes a refusal which is the whole in blent thing where your license gets suspend on so okay no big deal just letting you know any questions uh I can try to answer as many of them as you might have um about it but it's pretty easy do you do you need a urine sample I'm like in pain I have to I have to go I'm sorry that I'm so what happens is um when we would request your in Sample is if for some reason your breath test came out triple zeros where it would be a drug impairment we would call a drug recog recognition expert and then they would tell us whether to ask you for a urine sample or something like that okay so I can't I mean I can't do it right now but we'll get it done I guess said we're 2 minutes away I'm going to start entering it if you want to come in there with me we'll start entering this and we'll get it done as fast as we can okay what he said do you have any electronic on you that we're not we're missing watches no okay cuz if it has anything like that it messes with my my instrument so fun all my fun here got my pen what did you ask me I'm sorry you still this on you can leave it on just recording the wall for now she'll come back out and that you Miranda yeah 25 your results were on your first sample P 115 so legal limit is 008 mhm uh so you're a little under double uh you blw 115 at 208 and at 211 you 113 so coming back down a little bit mhm so a little bit you know not quite double is what it is okay just have to tell you that's what the results are okay right I mean I've not they always ask me in my DL hearings too they're like well how did they respond I'm like I don't know they just said okay like I mean what are they going to say no mhm I don't know maybe and uh are you you want to go Miranda with her yeah I wherewe everything's true the best of my knowledge in this day I'm all right so if I ask anything I have to go over your rights okay so you have the right to remain silent anything you say can be used against you in a court of law you got the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present while have him present while you're being questioned cannot afford a hire lawyer one will be appointed to you to represent you before any questioning if you wish you can decide to at any time to exercise these rights and not answer questions or make any statements do you stand each do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you yeah have you asked any law enforcement officer to speak to an attorney no okay having these rights and Minds do you wish to talk to me we got a series of questions we want to ask you basically at the end of the day um but we have to advise you your rights CU there are incriminating questions so if you want to answer them you can if you don't want to answer you say no mhm totally up to you we just have to advise you your right that they you know the Miranda and then if you say yes then he'll go through the series of very bizarre questions um and if not then we just say no I don't know and you don't have to you don't have to answer each and every single one you say I don't want to answer that one you know if you're like hey you know it gets to a question like n no thank you I don't answer you don't you know you're we're good with whatever this is just post you know this doesn't affect the DUI in any way okay so having these rights mind do you wish to talk to sure okay it's either yes or no yes yes okay all right and I'm warning you some of these questions are weird it's like oh you're wearing like an artificial limb and stff like that I have no idea what reference it make but like Just Go With It okay all right so I'm going to start from the top okay were you operating motor I don't want to answer you write that whatever she says write I don't want to answer that's cool we're good with that which street or Highway were you on I don't want to answer that where did you start from I don't want to answer that I think that might be the vibe for all these questions so sorry I mean if you don't want to answer any of them you just say that but I I don't know if I do actually what time did you start no well I need a I don't want to answer that is it day or night why are you in the United States so much is it day or night like right now yeah uh night night what time is it now can be an estimate 2:00 2:15 it's 2 it's what it's 220 okay what is the date um well now that it's 2 September 2nd 2023 day of week uh now it's early Saturday morning what city or county are we in I'm in Key West County when did you last eat um p.m. maybe 9 p.m. today yeah or yesterday yeah yeah Friday what did you um I had two bites of a piece of pizza two bites of what a piece of pizza where um in um no it over here yeah in Marathon oh because the sergeant transmitted a citation I think what were you doing during the last 3 hours uh working change it or do you want make a new one have you been drinking I got up verbal I'm not answering please than can you feel the effects with the alcoholic beverages no are you under the influence I don't feel I am are you wearing an artificial Lim no do you have false teeth no do you have a glass eye do you have any physical defects I don't think so um are you sick or injured no when did you last sleep uh Thursday night through Friday around 11 a.m. so I'm trying to I'm s sorry how much sleep did you have uh like over eight hours are you done no oh my God the is she's doing all of them what she's doing all of them okay did you get a bump on the head today did I get a what a bump on the head today did you bump your head oh no were you involved in a crash no okay were you involved in a crash today I just said that so you don't have to do any of this no and then we don't have to worry about that cuz there's no crash no crash are you under the care of a doctor or dentist like is anybody okay perfect and then are you taking any tranquilizers pills or medicines of any kind uh I have anti-anxiety medicine that I take okay so anti-anxiety what was your last dose um Friday when I woke up around like noon okay last those was yesterday at noon Friday at noon do you have diabetes or epilepsy no not both of those do you take insulin no have you used any type of drugs recently Like Cocaine marijuana methamphetamine okay perfect and she submitted to none cuz we didn't need any perfect see we hustle through that 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